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Here we go

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Hey, Piper. Do you
have plans tonight?

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Tonight?
Nope, none, nada!

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What are you talking about?
We have plans to go to a movie.

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Totally,
one hundred percent free!

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Cool.

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I was thinking of trying
this new club tonight.

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So, like, a club for teens?

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All ages.
Want to join me?

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Sure. Why not?

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Since, as I said,
I have no plans.

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Great! Meet me
on the roof.

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I'm going to change.

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I'm hardly dressed
for clubbing.

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Okay! I'll change too.

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Do you even have
another outfit?

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Please say yes.

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Yeah. In my go-bag.

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I keep a great outfit on hand
at all times

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just in case Jarvis asks me out.

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It's been here a while.

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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You know, Piper, I read
all the fashion magazines,

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and bee-stung lips
are very in right now.

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Unfortunately,
I can't say the same

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for bee-stung cheeks,
nostrils, and eyeballs.

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Well, it's not like I needed
these lips for kissing.

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Last night was
a total disaster.

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About last night...

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Thank you soooo much
for ditching me

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and making me go to the movies
by myself.

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I'm sorry.

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I thought I had a chance
to go on a date with Jarvis.

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Oh, I wasn't being sarcastic.

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I was actually thanking you
for not coming.

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I had a much better time
without you.

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I can't believe I've made
absolutely no headway

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with Jarvis!

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We've been working together
for months.

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Not only has he never kissed me,

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I don't even know
how he feels about me.

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There's a really
simple way to find out.

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Ask him!

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Maybe in an email.

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I can't just come out
and ask him!

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It's too embarrassing.

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I wish there were some way
to put him in a position

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where his true feelings
for me would come out.

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You mean like asking him?

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Yeah, like that, but
without the asking part.

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Maybe Jarvis would be forced
to tell me how he really feels

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if he thought I was leaving
the company forever.

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I'm telling you,
it's way easier

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to just ask someone
how they feel about you!

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Observe.

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Bowie, how do you feel
about me?

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Mostly sad.

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I find your biting comments
to be overcompensation

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for your lack
of personality,

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and your ridiculous
outfits

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a desperate plea
for attention.

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But at least you're
shorter than me.

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See?
Asking is the easiest way.

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Man, I'm hungry.

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I can't believe
I forgot my lunch!

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Sorry.
Our lunch.

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There's got to be
something around here!

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What's this?

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Ooh! Leftover pizza!

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Well, left-under pizza.

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Yuck!
How long has this been here?

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It's covered in mold!

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Oh, I could have
fruit instead.

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Hey!

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When I want your opinion,
I'll ask for it!

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Do you think this tie
is too showy?

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Job history. School grades.
Special skills.

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I see what you're
up to, Piper. Clever.

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You can tell that
I'm planning

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to "accidentally"
bump into Jarvis

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and drop all this paper,

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then, when he helps
me pick it up,

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he'll see that they're resumes,
think I'm leaving the company,

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and tell me how
he really feels?

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What? No.

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I meant clever thinking

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covering your face
with that stack of paper.

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You put me down
as a reference?

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Bad move.

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There he is!

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Just walking.

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Hope no one's in my path.

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Now I'm walking
the other way.

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Hope no one's
in my path.

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Jarvis!

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I'm sorry,
I didn't see you.

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Don't worry about it.

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Oh... and, Piper?

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Yes?

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You dropped something.

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Jarvis Raines!

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Yes, I'm inquiring

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about Piper Gray's work history.

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How long has she been
with Knickknack Toys?

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You know how long
you've worked here, Piper.

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And what's with
the weird voice?

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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I have to go now.

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Besides,
there's a knock at your door.

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Jarvis, I've been
offered another job!

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I wanted to let you know
before you hear it

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from some stranger
with a deep voice.

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You've been offered
another job?

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Yep.

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I'm sure you have questions.

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Obvious, predictable questions
one might assume you'd ask

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when faced with this situation.

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Who offered you
this job?

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A toy company.

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What's the name
of this company?

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Start to Finnish Toys.

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Why have I never even
heard of this company?

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Because it's in Finland.

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Hence the name,
Start to Finnish.

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The Finns are crazy
for wordplay.

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What will you
be doing there?

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Next week.

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Wait.

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You were supposed to ask me
when they want me to start.

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When do they
want you to start?

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Head of digital gaming.

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Can we start over?

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Tell you what, if you want
to know more about the company

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that wants me to leave
Knickknack, and you, forever,

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you can just check out
their website,

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which they totally have.

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And in a separate window,

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you can play a slide show
of our times together

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set to sad music.

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Wow. Who made this website?

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Oh, some young
hotshot designer...

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It's awful!

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The layout is bad,
the graphics are cheesy,

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and the word yhteyshenkilo
is missing an umlaut.

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Website aside,

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Start to Finnish
is an amazing company

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that makes incredible toys.

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Really?
Well, I'd love to see some.

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You would?

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Totally not a problem.

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And definitely not outside
the scope of what I'd prepared.

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I'll just go find
some of the company's best toys!

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We're thinking one?
One'll do it?

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One it is.

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Sure, there's mold
on this pizza.

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But there's pizza
under this mold!

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And it doesn't seem to be
doing anything bad to me.

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Are you sure
about that?

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Who said that?

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I did.

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You're the guy
from our commercials!

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

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The "P" stands for...

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Pizza?

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Should you
be eating that?

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It's fine.

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It's a pleasure
to meet you in person!

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Oh, good.

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Bowie finally made
an imaginary friend.

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P. Everett,
what are you doing here?

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Just visiting
your world

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from my home
in Cartoon City.

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Cartoon City?

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What is that...
a city for cartoons?

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You cracked our code.

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Cartoon City
is a magical place.

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When you're there,

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you can do, say, and
be anything you want!

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Wow!
Cartoon City sounds awesome!

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Can I visit?

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No.

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There are only two rules
in Cartoon City.

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One, no humans allowed!

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Two, no painting train tunnels
onto solid rock.

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And three, nobody
in Cartoon City can count.

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Anyway, got to run!

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You wanted to see examples
of toys Start to Finnish makes?

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Well, I've got a whole bunch...

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which, you may recall,
we defined as "one."

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A toy knife?

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It's a Nuorempi Puukko,
or Junior Fish Gutter.

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As anyone who's ever read
a website about Finland knows,

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most Finnish kids
will be gutting fish

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by the time they're eight.

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This toy teaches them how!

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It even comes
with a real herring!

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Want to see?

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Anyway, you can have this.

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I'll put it
in this Finnish tote bag...

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which also came
with a free herring.

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Why?

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According to market research,

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people prefer to buy things
that come with herring.

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At least that's what I read

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in this Finnish
business magazine.

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Wow!

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Whoever designed
this toy...

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Is an inspired genius
who toiled for hours

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after painstakingly
researching Finnish customs

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and haggling
with an unreasonable fishmonger?

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I was going to say,
is terrible at their job!

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The colour choices
are boring,

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the workmanship
is shoddy,

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and the eyeball lance
would barely blind a smelt.

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Fine.

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Still,
I have to make a decision...

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whether I stay here,
or leave forever...

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and ever.

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Never to return.

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Well, no sense letting
good herring go to waste.

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How do you even
use this thing?

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There's a phone number
on their website.

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That's weird.

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You have
reached the offices

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of Start to Finnish Toys.

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We can't come to the phone
right now

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because we're either out
fishing for herring

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or busy being a successful
and very real toy company.

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Piper made it all up!

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It's a fake company!

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Now I'll never learn
how to gut a fish!

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I wish I could go.

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To Finland?

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To Cartoon City?

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Yeah.

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But how do I know it's real?

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Bowie, Finland is real.

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You're thinking of Norway.

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There must be some way
to get there!

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Yeah, by plane.

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She must be doing this to try
to get me to give her a raise.

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This is so unfair!

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You're telling me!

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Hey, don't... ah!

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Don't sit there!

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You're right.
I can't just sit here.

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I need to do something!

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If Piper's going to mess
with me,

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I'm going to mess with her.

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I hate when this happens.

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Maybe they'll let me
into Cartoon City

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if I can pass for a cartoon!

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I've got the look down...

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but I need to work
on the actions.

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Cartoons can do all kinds
of cool things,

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like bulge their eyes out
really far.

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Ugh.

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No bulgier than usual.

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Maybe I can run like a cartoon.

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No dust cloud or action lines.

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Just a bunch
of pointless exercise!

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All that's left is to try
running through a wall,

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leaving a Bowie-shaped hole.

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Is this a good idea?

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Yes.

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Darn it.

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Even my concussion birds
aren't cartoons!

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Anyway, that was the
best part of the movie!

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Other than seeing it
without you.

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Piper Gray.

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Yes, I got your lovely
bouquet of herring.

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But I'm still deciding

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whether or not
I should take the job

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and leave this place
and the people here... forever.

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Piper, when you're
off the phone,

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I'd like to talk to you.

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I'm off!

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There's something I've
been wanting to tell you.

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I've been trying to figure out
the right way to say it

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for a long time.

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Really?

00:13:17.510 --> 00:13:20.971
Yeah, and now that I know
you're thinking of leaving...

00:13:20.971 --> 00:13:22.306
forever...

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I just have to tell
you how I feel.

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Tell me!
Tell me!

00:13:26.310 --> 00:13:27.353
I think you should
take the job.

00:13:27.353 --> 00:13:30.064
I feel exactly the same...
wait. What did you say?

00:13:30.064 --> 00:13:31.857
I think you should take
the job in Finland

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for that successful
and very real toy company.

00:13:34.318 --> 00:13:37.238
It sounds like an
amazing opportunity,

00:13:37.238 --> 00:13:41.283
and I'd never forgive myself
if I held you back.

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Oh.

00:13:43.619 --> 00:13:45.287
Okay.

00:13:45.287 --> 00:13:47.790
Then I guess I'm moving
to Finland.

00:13:50.376 --> 00:13:52.211
The herring is on the hook.

00:13:56.090 --> 00:13:57.591
Well, I have to
give you credit.

00:13:57.591 --> 00:13:59.635
Your plan to find out
how Jarvis really feels

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totally worked.

00:14:01.762 --> 00:14:04.348
He doesn't care
about you at all!

00:14:09.186 --> 00:14:12.231
I did it!
I found Cartoon City!

00:14:13.858 --> 00:14:15.568
Those online maps
are really thorough.

00:14:19.196 --> 00:14:20.281
Stop right there,
human.

00:14:23.117 --> 00:14:25.369
I'm not human,
I swear.

00:14:25.369 --> 00:14:28.372
Would a human have this face?

00:14:28.372 --> 00:14:30.749
Only if he's very unlucky.

00:14:33.377 --> 00:14:36.380
If you're a cartoon,
do cartoon things.

00:14:36.380 --> 00:14:38.382
I don't wanna.

00:14:38.382 --> 00:14:41.552
In that case...
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

00:14:41.552 --> 00:14:43.012
The "P" stands for...

00:14:43.012 --> 00:14:45.556
"prison."

00:14:45.556 --> 00:14:47.141
Prison?

00:14:47.141 --> 00:14:47.892
You'll have to catch me first!

00:14:54.481 --> 00:14:57.109
Did I just do
what I think I did?

00:14:57.109 --> 00:14:59.153
It appears so.

00:14:59.153 --> 00:15:03.032
And looks like
you broke a sweat.

00:15:05.326 --> 00:15:07.119
Stink lines!

00:15:07.119 --> 00:15:10.331
I have stink lines!

00:15:10.331 --> 00:15:13.042
It's not that great.

00:15:13.042 --> 00:15:14.835
Don't you see what this means?

00:15:14.835 --> 00:15:16.420
I'm not human at all.

00:15:16.420 --> 00:15:17.838
I'm a cartoon!

00:15:17.838 --> 00:15:20.090
This explains so much!

00:15:20.090 --> 00:15:22.301
Like human girls
not wanting to date me...

00:15:22.301 --> 00:15:24.470
and human girls
not wanting to talk to me.

00:15:24.470 --> 00:15:26.764
There are so many
things I have to try!

00:15:33.437 --> 00:15:34.438
I'm doing it!

00:15:34.438 --> 00:15:36.941
I'm defying gravity!

00:15:36.941 --> 00:15:39.318
Just don't look down.

00:15:39.318 --> 00:15:42.613
Why?
What's down there?

00:15:42.613 --> 00:15:43.989
Uh-oh.

00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:51.914
Uggh...

00:15:51.914 --> 00:15:54.500
I don't feel so well.

00:15:54.500 --> 00:15:56.126
I think I'm going to be sick.

00:15:56.126 --> 00:15:57.503
Blaaargh!

00:16:01.507 --> 00:16:02.967
Wow!

00:16:02.967 --> 00:16:05.678
Cartoon vomit is beautiful!

00:16:10.766 --> 00:16:14.979
Regular vomit
is less beautiful...

00:16:14.979 --> 00:16:18.691
but not without its charms.

00:16:18.691 --> 00:16:22.695
I can't believe I'm
actually leaving Knickknack.

00:16:22.695 --> 00:16:24.989
I guess I could've
avoided all this

00:16:24.989 --> 00:16:27.491
by just asking Jarvis
how he feels about me.

00:16:27.491 --> 00:16:30.077
I'm not going to say
I told you so.

00:16:30.077 --> 00:16:31.370
I'm going to sing it!

00:16:33.038 --> 00:16:34.748
I told you

00:16:34.748 --> 00:16:36.834
Piper!

00:16:36.834 --> 00:16:39.169
Please stop packing
up your desk.

00:16:39.169 --> 00:16:40.713
Really?
You want me to stop?

00:16:40.713 --> 00:16:42.881
Yeah. You can
finish later...

00:16:42.881 --> 00:16:45.384
after your
Going Away party!

00:16:53.225 --> 00:16:55.144
This ought to teach
Piper a lesson.

00:16:55.144 --> 00:16:57.229
Trying to trick me
into giving her a raise?

00:16:57.229 --> 00:16:58.313
If someone wants a raise,

00:16:58.313 --> 00:16:59.732
they should just come
right out and ask me.

00:16:59.732 --> 00:17:00.649
Can I have a raise?

00:17:04.153 --> 00:17:07.156
I guess if this is
my Going Away party...

00:17:07.156 --> 00:17:09.158
then I really
have to go away.

00:17:09.158 --> 00:17:10.534
But I don't want
to stop working here!

00:17:15.456 --> 00:17:16.790
...said a mouthful.

00:17:22.796 --> 00:17:26.133
Maybe I could get a new job
at Knickknack as someone else.

00:17:26.133 --> 00:17:27.801
I could wear a disguise!

00:17:30.304 --> 00:17:31.221
Seems desperate.

00:17:40.981 --> 00:17:42.274
I can't believe
this all started

00:17:42.274 --> 00:17:43.317
because I wanted a kiss.

00:17:43.317 --> 00:17:45.194
I can't believe
this all started

00:17:45.194 --> 00:17:47.529
because Piper wanted a raise.

00:17:49.782 --> 00:17:52.284
Well, I guess it's
time for me to go.

00:17:52.284 --> 00:17:54.203
Piper...
this isn't goodbye.

00:17:54.203 --> 00:17:55.204
It's not?

00:17:55.204 --> 00:17:56.205
No...

00:17:56.205 --> 00:17:58.624
it's Hyvasti !

00:17:58.624 --> 00:18:00.417
That's Finnish
for "farewell".

00:18:00.417 --> 00:18:03.212
Or possibly
"fart well".

00:18:03.212 --> 00:18:04.505
The fishmonger who taught me
how to say it

00:18:04.505 --> 00:18:06.590
had a very thick accent.

00:18:06.590 --> 00:18:09.218
Anyway, good luck
with the new job, Piper!

00:18:09.218 --> 00:18:10.469
Thanks.

00:18:22.022 --> 00:18:23.023
Wait!

00:18:23.023 --> 00:18:23.690
There's something
I need to say!

00:18:23.690 --> 00:18:24.566
You go first.

00:18:24.566 --> 00:18:25.442
No, you go first.

00:18:25.442 --> 00:18:26.360
Really?
Never mind, it's only...

00:18:26.360 --> 00:18:28.362
You go first!

00:18:28.362 --> 00:18:30.697
Okay, okay.

00:18:30.697 --> 00:18:32.574
Piper... I know
there's no other job.

00:18:32.574 --> 00:18:34.243
Oh.

00:18:34.243 --> 00:18:36.870
And I know what this
whole thing is about.

00:18:36.870 --> 00:18:37.871
I know what you
want from me.

00:18:37.871 --> 00:18:39.748
You... do?

00:18:39.748 --> 00:18:41.208
Yeah.

00:18:41.208 --> 00:18:44.545
And I can tell you've been
wanting one for quite a while.

00:18:44.545 --> 00:18:46.213
The truth is,
I wouldn't mind giving you one.

00:18:46.213 --> 00:18:47.881
You wouldn't?

00:18:47.881 --> 00:18:49.424
No.

00:18:49.424 --> 00:18:51.135
But it's not going
to be a big one.

00:18:51.135 --> 00:18:54.138
That's okay! I'll
take what I can get!

00:18:54.138 --> 00:18:56.265
I'm just glad you finally
want to give me one.

00:18:56.265 --> 00:18:57.558
He really wants one.

00:18:57.558 --> 00:18:59.726
He came right out
and asked me.

00:18:59.726 --> 00:19:02.646
And I've got to say, I find
his directness refreshing.

00:19:04.273 --> 00:19:05.983
Okay, one question...

00:19:05.983 --> 00:19:07.484
what are you talking about?

00:19:07.484 --> 00:19:09.153
A raise!

00:19:09.153 --> 00:19:11.071
I know you made up
that fake job in Finland

00:19:11.071 --> 00:19:12.281
because you want me
to give you a raise.

00:19:12.281 --> 00:19:14.283
What?

00:19:14.283 --> 00:19:15.826
I mean...

00:19:15.826 --> 00:19:17.995
What a brilliant
mind you have,

00:19:17.995 --> 00:19:19.496
seeing through my plan!

00:19:19.496 --> 00:19:20.873
A raise. Yep.

00:19:20.873 --> 00:19:22.332
That is the thing
I wanted you to give me.

00:19:22.332 --> 00:19:26.587
A long, lingering raise.

00:19:27.838 --> 00:19:30.048
So, wait...
you knew all along?

00:19:30.048 --> 00:19:31.675
When you were trashing
the website I designed

00:19:31.675 --> 00:19:33.343
and the toy I made?

00:19:33.343 --> 00:19:34.678
No, I didn't know then.

00:19:34.678 --> 00:19:35.679
I totally thought
those were real.

00:19:35.679 --> 00:19:36.889
Oh.

00:19:36.889 --> 00:19:39.183
So you really did think
they were awful.

00:19:39.183 --> 00:19:41.685
Actually, I thought
they were cool and original.

00:19:41.685 --> 00:19:43.228
But... I wanted
to make it seem

00:19:43.228 --> 00:19:44.688
like Start to Finnish
was a lousy company.

00:19:44.688 --> 00:19:45.689
Why?

00:19:45.689 --> 00:19:47.900
So you wouldn't want
to take the job.

00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:48.775
I didn't want to lose you!

00:19:50.360 --> 00:19:52.321
I can't imagine
coming to work every day

00:19:52.321 --> 00:19:54.448
and not seeing your face.

00:19:55.699 --> 00:19:57.618
Jarvis... that's so sweet.

00:19:57.618 --> 00:19:59.828
Is it?

00:19:59.828 --> 00:20:00.829
Great!

00:20:00.829 --> 00:20:01.872
I'll go try it on Bowie

00:20:01.872 --> 00:20:03.540
and see if I can get out
of that raise too.

00:20:05.667 --> 00:20:08.295
I told you

00:20:08.295 --> 00:20:13.217
Soooooooooooo

00:20:18.388 --> 00:20:19.806
Are you a kid

00:20:19.806 --> 00:20:21.642
who wants to be
useful to his parents

00:20:21.642 --> 00:20:24.561
during the long,
unforgiving Finnish winter?

00:20:24.561 --> 00:20:28.774
Well, now you can,
with the Junior Fish Gutter!

00:20:28.774 --> 00:20:31.735
It comes complete with scaler,

00:20:31.735 --> 00:20:33.278
slicer,

00:20:33.278 --> 00:20:35.155
eyeball lance,

00:20:35.155 --> 00:20:38.742
and intestine puller-outer!

00:20:38.742 --> 00:20:41.828
Plus, we'll throw in
a free herring!

00:20:43.497 --> 00:20:46.750
Nuorempi Puukko
from Knickknack!

00:20:46.750 --> 00:20:48.752
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

00:20:48.752 --> 00:20:50.295
The "P" stands for...

00:20:50.295 --> 00:20:52.130
"p-p-p-parka!"

00:20:52.130 --> 00:20:54.258
What does it take
to get a coat around here?

00:20:54.258 --> 00:20:55.926
Oh, you know what?
Forget this!

00:20:55.926 --> 00:20:57.761
I'll be in my trailer!