WEBVTT 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:19.769 [medieval video game music plays] 00:00:38.912 --> 00:00:43.584 [alarm ringing] 00:00:44.543 --> 00:00:46.545 [rock music plays] 00:01:05.605 --> 00:01:06.981 ♪ Smoking me out ♪ 00:01:08.024 --> 00:01:09.359 ♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪ 00:01:09.943 --> 00:01:11.277 ♪ Time for the cool down ♪ 00:01:11.361 --> 00:01:14.238 ♪ But I want the whole city Gonna heat it up, heat it up ♪ 00:01:14.322 --> 00:01:16.949 ♪ I can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 00:01:17.033 --> 00:01:19.494 ♪ Can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 00:01:19.577 --> 00:01:21.746 ♪ Can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 00:01:21.829 --> 00:01:23.789 ♪ I can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 00:01:23.873 --> 00:01:25.374 ♪ Whoa ♪ 00:01:26.667 --> 00:01:28.377 ♪ Woo! ♪ 00:01:29.128 --> 00:01:30.463 ♪ Whoa ♪ 00:01:31.630 --> 00:01:33.591 ♪ Woo! ♪ 00:01:39.972 --> 00:01:41.598 [children laughing] 00:01:41.682 --> 00:01:42.850 [horn honks] 00:01:42.933 --> 00:01:47.813 [children laughing] 00:01:49.857 --> 00:01:53.485 Nice moves, new kid. What do you call that? The loser limbo? 00:01:53.568 --> 00:01:55.112 [laughter] 00:01:55.195 --> 00:01:59.157 No, no, no, no. I think it's called the I'm-trying-not-to-shit-my-pants dance. 00:01:59.241 --> 00:02:00.075 [laughter] 00:02:00.158 --> 00:02:01.159 Good one, LaRusso! 00:02:01.701 --> 00:02:04.120 [laughter continues] 00:02:07.332 --> 00:02:13.129 [rock music plays] 00:02:17.634 --> 00:02:22.764 [whistling] 00:02:22.847 --> 00:02:24.182 [tool whirring] 00:02:28.144 --> 00:02:29.812 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 00:02:30.563 --> 00:02:33.482 Oh, hey, man. Got in early to knock this sucker out. 00:02:34.608 --> 00:02:36.360 Smooth as a Smurf's ass, right? 00:02:36.444 --> 00:02:38.696 That deck was the perfect teachable moment. 00:02:38.779 --> 00:02:40.364 You just tanked my entire week! 00:02:40.447 --> 00:02:43.450 The kids know they're here to learn karate. You don't need to trick 'em. 00:02:43.534 --> 00:02:46.954 I'm sorry. What was your lesson plan? Line 'em up and throw forward strikes? 00:02:47.037 --> 00:02:50.582 I go by feel. Some days, I'll toss them in a cement mixer. 00:02:50.666 --> 00:02:52.918 Other days, I'll find a hornet's nest for them to kick. 00:02:53.001 --> 00:02:54.378 Let's not do this, okay? 00:02:55.003 --> 00:02:58.131 Our students want us to find a way to work through our differences. 00:02:58.215 --> 00:03:01.510 I know you don't want to join Miyagi-Do, but at least respect it. 00:03:01.593 --> 00:03:03.261 Well, respect's a two-way street. 00:03:04.262 --> 00:03:05.889 You respect my style of karate? 00:03:08.433 --> 00:03:09.684 You gotta understand, man. 00:03:09.768 --> 00:03:12.562 I was taught that karate is for defense only. 00:03:12.646 --> 00:03:14.814 It's always gonna be tough to respect Cobra Kai. 00:03:14.898 --> 00:03:16.858 - You mean Eagle Fang. - Oh, come on, Johnny. 00:03:16.941 --> 00:03:19.110 Is there a difference? You're still teaching aggression. 00:03:19.152 --> 00:03:21.237 Some kids need a little aggression. 00:03:23.406 --> 00:03:24.449 You know what? 00:03:25.283 --> 00:03:26.701 Let's give it a try. 00:03:26.784 --> 00:03:29.620 I teach you Miyagi-Do. You teach me Eagle Fang. 00:03:31.330 --> 00:03:32.331 Deal. 00:03:33.916 --> 00:03:35.459 No, don't need to shake on it. 00:03:42.883 --> 00:03:44.093 [sighs] 00:03:48.472 --> 00:03:51.517 Hi, I'm Tory. We waiting on anybody or is it just you? 00:03:51.600 --> 00:03:52.976 [dramatic music plays] 00:03:53.060 --> 00:03:54.186 It's just me. 00:03:55.187 --> 00:03:58.524 - Can I start you off with something? - Actually, there's only one thing I need. 00:03:58.607 --> 00:04:01.860 That's for you to stay the hell away from my daughter. 00:04:04.363 --> 00:04:06.823 - Wait, you're... - Yes, I am. 00:04:07.824 --> 00:04:08.825 You came to my job? 00:04:08.909 --> 00:04:11.703 I tried calling your parents. No call back. Big surprise. 00:04:11.786 --> 00:04:14.289 Should I have kicked in your front door? 00:04:14.831 --> 00:04:15.957 Is that more your speed? 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:18.209 Every day in my house, 00:04:18.293 --> 00:04:20.587 there are little reminders of the mess you made. 00:04:20.670 --> 00:04:24.299 I see my daughter covering up her bruises and scars. 00:04:24.382 --> 00:04:26.759 The only reason you aren't behind bars right now 00:04:26.843 --> 00:04:29.887 is because she asked me not to drag this ordeal out. 00:04:29.971 --> 00:04:31.931 So you can have your little tournament. 00:04:33.558 --> 00:04:37.228 But if you touch one hair on her head before then, 00:04:37.311 --> 00:04:40.481 you'll be scrubbing toilets in prison for the rest of your life. 00:04:41.274 --> 00:04:42.316 If you're lucky. 00:04:44.068 --> 00:04:45.277 Excuse me, miss? 00:04:45.361 --> 00:04:47.696 I think my soup is ready. I see it on the counter. 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:50.491 Yeah, just a minute. I think you should leave. 00:04:50.574 --> 00:04:51.575 I will. 00:04:52.535 --> 00:04:55.621 I'm not here to cause a scene. Just here to deliver a message. 00:04:56.413 --> 00:04:58.540 But I need to know that you got that message. 00:05:00.709 --> 00:05:02.002 And what if I didn't? 00:05:05.964 --> 00:05:07.799 Well, then that would be a mistake. 00:05:09.051 --> 00:05:10.969 Is everything okay here, ma'am? 00:05:11.053 --> 00:05:12.345 I don't know. Is it? 00:05:12.929 --> 00:05:14.681 Miss? I don't want my soup to get cold. 00:05:14.764 --> 00:05:16.600 - Will you shut the hell up? - [manager] Tory! 00:05:16.683 --> 00:05:19.102 That's it. Put away your uniform. 00:05:19.185 --> 00:05:21.146 I've had enough of your attitude. You're fired. 00:05:24.649 --> 00:05:25.775 Yeah, thanks a lot. 00:05:28.695 --> 00:05:30.989 This place got a B on the health inspection. 00:05:31.072 --> 00:05:33.283 They hide the sign so you can't see it. 00:05:33.783 --> 00:05:36.369 And I saw one of the cooks dip his balls in the miso. 00:05:38.746 --> 00:05:41.499 Uh, you know what? You can cancel my soup. 00:05:44.544 --> 00:05:46.629 [rock music plays] 00:05:48.339 --> 00:05:49.340 [teacher] Yes! 00:05:51.550 --> 00:05:52.802 [kid] Nice! 00:05:53.427 --> 00:05:54.345 Yes! 00:05:54.428 --> 00:05:56.722 [romantic music swells] 00:05:59.141 --> 00:06:00.017 [whistle blows] 00:06:00.017 --> 00:06:03.353 New kid, get in there. We'll get you some gym clothes next week. 00:06:03.437 --> 00:06:06.064 LaRusso, Thompson, you're in too. 00:06:06.773 --> 00:06:07.774 Let's go! 00:06:09.443 --> 00:06:10.861 All right. Sub out! 00:06:10.944 --> 00:06:12.154 [Zack] 'Sup, Slade? 00:06:13.947 --> 00:06:15.532 Ha. Look who it is. 00:06:16.116 --> 00:06:17.659 I'll cover the ballerina. 00:06:18.577 --> 00:06:19.578 [whistle blows] 00:06:21.037 --> 00:06:22.664 [upbeat music plays] 00:06:33.299 --> 00:06:35.593 Come on, LaRusso, you gotta stop that! 00:06:36.928 --> 00:06:38.137 I'm open! 00:06:40.264 --> 00:06:41.974 - [Anthony groans] - [laughter] 00:06:41.974 --> 00:06:43.226 New kid, get the ball! 00:06:44.852 --> 00:06:45.978 Oh shit! 00:06:46.479 --> 00:06:48.564 Dude, you just got facialed! 00:06:48.648 --> 00:06:50.233 Bust out some of that karate! 00:06:50.775 --> 00:06:52.026 I told you, okay? 00:06:52.109 --> 00:06:55.154 I-I-I can't. Those moves cause, like, permanent brain damage. 00:06:55.237 --> 00:06:57.782 [scoffs] Whatever, LaPusso. 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:02.578 Sorry, man, it was an accident. 00:07:02.661 --> 00:07:03.954 Bullshit! 00:07:06.248 --> 00:07:08.834 Hey, come on. Give the new kid a break, Ant. 00:07:08.917 --> 00:07:10.294 We've got a game to finish. 00:07:12.004 --> 00:07:13.839 Yeah. Yeah, all right, Lia. 00:07:16.091 --> 00:07:18.176 Just ignore them. Dope shirt, by the way. 00:07:19.052 --> 00:07:20.178 Thanks. I'm... 00:07:22.889 --> 00:07:23.890 Kenny. 00:07:30.814 --> 00:07:33.191 Remember, side, side. 00:07:34.692 --> 00:07:37.529 I could have this finished in two minutes with a paint sprayer. 00:07:37.612 --> 00:07:39.697 Then you'll be missing the point of the lesson. 00:07:41.407 --> 00:07:43.409 You know, you can't just layer paint on shit. 00:07:43.493 --> 00:07:45.703 You need a heat gun to get down to the base. 00:07:45.787 --> 00:07:47.205 Maybe a right angle scraper. 00:07:47.288 --> 00:07:48.372 That's not the point. 00:07:48.873 --> 00:07:51.042 If you wanna learn how to fight defensively, 00:07:51.584 --> 00:07:52.919 you gotta change your instincts. 00:07:53.002 --> 00:07:55.796 Well, my instincts say this is a waste of time. 00:07:58.966 --> 00:08:00.968 [sighs contentedly] That's quality. 00:08:01.927 --> 00:08:02.970 [Daniel sighs] 00:08:03.053 --> 00:08:05.181 You missed a spot. Over there. 00:08:05.681 --> 00:08:07.266 You know what? Screw this. 00:08:07.850 --> 00:08:10.728 What? You quitting already? That's it? 00:08:12.146 --> 00:08:13.981 Maybe you can do this, but I can't. 00:08:14.565 --> 00:08:15.732 Defense is boring. 00:08:15.816 --> 00:08:18.277 Offense will always be more badass. 00:08:20.237 --> 00:08:22.072 Fruit in your beer? Figures. 00:08:23.448 --> 00:08:24.700 Hi-yah! 00:08:25.826 --> 00:08:26.993 Holy shit. 00:08:27.953 --> 00:08:29.412 How the hell did you do that? 00:08:30.080 --> 00:08:32.249 Miyagi-Do may seem boring, 00:08:33.166 --> 00:08:36.044 but don't forget it saved your ass a few weeks ago from Kreese. 00:08:36.920 --> 00:08:38.505 And that wasn't the first time. 00:08:39.339 --> 00:08:41.800 - Come on, who's the loser now? - You suck! 00:08:46.888 --> 00:08:47.889 Hi-yah! 00:08:48.848 --> 00:08:51.100 Nobody was more badass than Mr. Miyagi. 00:09:05.865 --> 00:09:07.032 [Daniel sighs] 00:09:09.660 --> 00:09:12.204 Remember, side, side. 00:09:13.872 --> 00:09:16.125 [Robby] There's a reason Miyagi-Do is difficult to learn. 00:09:21.421 --> 00:09:24.716 These blocks are incredibly precise. 00:09:26.176 --> 00:09:28.470 Each one is designed to overcome a specific attack. 00:09:32.349 --> 00:09:33.975 Show me wax on, wax off. 00:09:36.061 --> 00:09:37.562 [grunting] 00:09:40.523 --> 00:09:42.317 The more you learn Miyagi-Do, 00:09:42.859 --> 00:09:44.444 the tougher you are to defeat. 00:09:45.070 --> 00:09:47.614 [Kreese] Except for one tiny flaw. 00:09:50.325 --> 00:09:53.620 Their entire style is reactive, 00:09:54.662 --> 00:09:57.331 which means all their moves are counter moves. 00:09:58.416 --> 00:10:00.501 That means that we are in control. 00:10:01.836 --> 00:10:04.171 And we can use that to set traps. 00:10:07.883 --> 00:10:09.301 Show me paint the fence. 00:10:11.470 --> 00:10:13.556 - [Robby grunts] - [Tory groans] 00:10:14.181 --> 00:10:15.349 Just part of the lesson. 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:17.559 [Tory grunts] 00:10:19.561 --> 00:10:20.562 [Kreese] Enough! 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.689 Nichols, in my office. 00:10:24.274 --> 00:10:25.317 Continue the lesson. 00:10:26.068 --> 00:10:27.069 [Tory grunts] 00:10:33.367 --> 00:10:34.368 What is it? 00:10:34.743 --> 00:10:36.453 Something happen with your mother? 00:10:37.788 --> 00:10:39.956 No. It's nothing. 00:10:43.251 --> 00:10:44.461 I lost my job, okay? 00:10:46.254 --> 00:10:49.924 And it's not so easy looking for another one when you're on probation. 00:10:51.509 --> 00:10:53.094 Do you feel sorry for yourself? 00:10:56.889 --> 00:10:57.724 Uh... 00:10:57.807 --> 00:10:59.517 When something bad happens, 00:11:00.143 --> 00:11:01.394 you have two choices. 00:11:02.520 --> 00:11:05.314 You let it tear you down or you let it build you up. 00:11:07.483 --> 00:11:09.443 Sometimes a step backwards... 00:11:12.154 --> 00:11:13.572 opens a new path forward. 00:11:15.157 --> 00:11:16.158 Now, 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:18.244 what happened? 00:11:30.214 --> 00:11:37.179 [phone ringing and buzzing] 00:11:40.390 --> 00:11:42.726 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, champ. You just get home? 00:11:42.809 --> 00:11:45.061 - Did I get the time difference right? - [Kenny] Yes, sir. 00:11:45.103 --> 00:11:47.355 How was your first day? Make any new friends? 00:11:48.857 --> 00:11:50.233 I'm still getting to know everyone. 00:11:50.734 --> 00:11:53.319 [father] It's not easy to switch to a new school mid-year. 00:11:53.403 --> 00:11:56.156 But if you do things the right way, you'll see results. 00:11:57.282 --> 00:11:58.366 I will. 00:11:59.617 --> 00:12:00.493 My boy. 00:12:00.577 --> 00:12:01.619 How's Mom doing? 00:12:02.662 --> 00:12:03.997 She's at the office a lot. 00:12:05.289 --> 00:12:06.374 Yeah, she works hard. 00:12:07.166 --> 00:12:08.167 She needs you now. 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:10.503 She's had a tough time since... 00:12:13.464 --> 00:12:14.674 what happened to your brother. 00:12:15.967 --> 00:12:18.469 - I know. - [father] You're the man of the house now. 00:12:18.552 --> 00:12:20.471 You shouldn't have to be, but you are. 00:12:21.305 --> 00:12:22.681 Can you rise to that for me? 00:12:24.767 --> 00:12:26.727 - Yeah, Dad. - [father] I love you, champ. 00:12:27.394 --> 00:12:28.395 I miss you. 00:12:29.063 --> 00:12:30.064 Love you too. 00:12:31.148 --> 00:12:32.149 Bye. 00:12:38.113 --> 00:12:40.115 [medieval video game music plays] 00:12:47.038 --> 00:12:48.373 [message notification beeps] 00:12:53.003 --> 00:12:54.170 Dope shirt, by the way. 00:13:02.136 --> 00:13:03.346 [typing] 00:13:04.931 --> 00:13:06.266 [uplifting music plays] 00:13:06.349 --> 00:13:07.350 One day, 00:13:07.934 --> 00:13:11.646 over 400 years ago, there was a fisherman. 00:13:12.647 --> 00:13:14.857 His name was Shimpo Sensei. 00:13:14.941 --> 00:13:17.360 Ambition without knowledge 00:13:18.277 --> 00:13:20.112 is like a boat on dry land. 00:13:21.947 --> 00:13:22.948 That's it. 00:13:23.866 --> 00:13:24.950 Big circles. 00:13:25.951 --> 00:13:26.994 Right circle. 00:13:27.995 --> 00:13:28.996 Left circle. 00:13:29.788 --> 00:13:32.875 Walk on the left side of the road, safe. 00:13:32.958 --> 00:13:35.919 Walk on the right side of the road, safe. 00:13:36.003 --> 00:13:37.212 Walk down the middle... 00:13:39.256 --> 00:13:40.674 Get squished like grape. 00:13:42.176 --> 00:13:43.385 Center yourself, Johnny. 00:13:46.221 --> 00:13:47.222 Look inward. 00:13:48.265 --> 00:13:49.599 Find your balance. 00:13:51.601 --> 00:13:52.602 There you go. 00:13:53.103 --> 00:13:54.521 Now show me the moves. 00:13:59.818 --> 00:14:00.819 That's it. 00:14:01.444 --> 00:14:02.445 Balance good. 00:14:04.197 --> 00:14:06.366 - Karate good. Everything... - [Johnny groans] 00:14:07.242 --> 00:14:08.868 [music stops] 00:14:11.162 --> 00:14:12.455 This thing isn't even level. 00:14:12.538 --> 00:14:15.458 Or maybe you have a little imbalance inside of you. 00:14:15.541 --> 00:14:18.085 I still don't see me using any of this in a real fight. 00:14:18.169 --> 00:14:21.339 I've been trying to tell you, Miyagi-Do is not about fighting. 00:14:21.422 --> 00:14:24.675 You know what Mr. Miyagi said was the best defense in all of karate? 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:26.886 High outside block against an ax kick? 00:14:27.553 --> 00:14:30.222 The best defense is "no be there." 00:14:31.765 --> 00:14:32.933 You mean don't be there? 00:14:33.017 --> 00:14:35.769 The guy teaches you centuries of his ancient family karate, 00:14:35.853 --> 00:14:37.187 you can't help him with English? 00:14:37.271 --> 00:14:38.981 Don't even go there with me, Johnny. 00:14:39.064 --> 00:14:42.401 Are we done, or do I have to sit here and freeze my nuts off to find inner peace? 00:14:42.985 --> 00:14:44.278 No. We're done. 00:14:45.445 --> 00:14:47.114 You got a taste of Miyagi-Do. 00:14:47.197 --> 00:14:48.365 That was the goal. 00:14:48.865 --> 00:14:49.866 [Johnny] Good. 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:51.201 Well, get ready. 00:14:51.660 --> 00:14:53.620 'Cause tomorrow, you'll learn real man karate. 00:14:54.121 --> 00:14:55.330 Oh, I can't wait 00:14:55.414 --> 00:14:58.583 to hear all about the illustrious history and wise teachings 00:14:59.251 --> 00:15:00.377 of the Eagle Fang. 00:15:02.712 --> 00:15:04.673 [video game beeping] 00:15:05.298 --> 00:15:06.299 Check this out. 00:15:07.801 --> 00:15:09.344 [soft rock music plays] 00:15:09.427 --> 00:15:10.428 Mm. 00:15:21.731 --> 00:15:22.732 [Kenny] Wow. 00:15:23.274 --> 00:15:24.275 She's cool. 00:15:29.655 --> 00:15:31.032 What else do I do for fun? 00:15:32.992 --> 00:15:33.993 Ooh. 00:15:34.493 --> 00:15:36.370 Draw anime. 00:15:37.621 --> 00:15:39.081 Listen to music. 00:15:41.584 --> 00:15:44.837 Every now and then, some Dungeon Lord cosplay. 00:15:45.337 --> 00:15:46.338 [chuckles] 00:15:47.756 --> 00:15:49.508 Don't tell anyone I told you that. 00:15:50.676 --> 00:15:51.760 Send. 00:15:53.053 --> 00:15:54.471 [laughter] 00:15:56.640 --> 00:16:00.811 Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 00:16:02.604 --> 00:16:03.605 [Zack] Oh my God. 00:16:03.647 --> 00:16:06.024 - He cosplays this shit? - [laughter] 00:16:06.107 --> 00:16:08.193 Ask him who's his favorite character. 00:16:10.695 --> 00:16:12.405 Dr. Scribblebottoms. 00:16:14.949 --> 00:16:16.451 Dr. Scribblebottoms? 00:16:16.534 --> 00:16:18.745 Oh my God. That is, like, the lamest character. 00:16:18.828 --> 00:16:22.373 He's like this stupid chipmunk with, with big ears and a lab coat 00:16:22.457 --> 00:16:24.584 who, like, he mixes, like, health potions and... 00:16:24.667 --> 00:16:25.960 How do you know so much? 00:16:27.795 --> 00:16:31.632 I just, you know, uh, overheard some, some nerds talking about it. 00:16:33.509 --> 00:16:37.972 I got an idea. Tell him you, I mean Lia, 00:16:38.055 --> 00:16:42.268 and a bunch of other Dungeon Lord losers are meeting at Balboa Park tomorrow night. 00:16:42.351 --> 00:16:44.186 Tell him to cosplay as Mr... 00:16:45.229 --> 00:16:46.647 Scrapalas or whatever. 00:16:46.730 --> 00:16:48.607 Uh, why? Why? What's the plan? 00:16:49.608 --> 00:16:50.442 Just do it! 00:16:50.526 --> 00:16:51.985 [Diego] Man, just do it. 00:16:53.278 --> 00:16:54.780 [snickering] 00:16:54.863 --> 00:16:55.864 [Zack] Balboa Park. 00:17:01.411 --> 00:17:02.412 [chuckles] 00:17:02.996 --> 00:17:03.997 Yeah. 00:17:05.832 --> 00:17:06.958 Where do you wanna go? 00:17:08.251 --> 00:17:09.419 [snickering] 00:17:09.502 --> 00:17:11.046 [Zack] He has no clue. 00:17:11.129 --> 00:17:12.631 [Diego] This is gonna be great. 00:17:22.265 --> 00:17:24.601 Excuse me. Do you have any Klare Melk Truffle Gouda? 00:17:25.184 --> 00:17:26.185 Let me go look. 00:17:28.354 --> 00:17:29.564 Oh. Shit. 00:17:30.648 --> 00:17:32.650 [guitar riff plays] 00:17:39.907 --> 00:17:41.117 Butterfingers, huh? 00:17:45.162 --> 00:17:48.082 - What are you doing here? - Well, it's honeycrisp season. 00:17:48.165 --> 00:17:50.668 This store has the best produce in the Valley. 00:17:50.751 --> 00:17:53.796 Don't you need to be a legally-mandated distance away from me? 00:17:53.879 --> 00:17:55.005 Other way around. 00:17:56.423 --> 00:17:59.384 Technically, you're the one in violation. 00:18:03.263 --> 00:18:06.391 I know about the deal you struck with my husband and Johnny, 00:18:06.975 --> 00:18:10.395 and I just want you to know that whatever happens at that tournament, 00:18:11.146 --> 00:18:13.231 I will make sure you lose. 00:18:15.650 --> 00:18:17.736 Is that why you're sabotaging my student? 00:18:17.819 --> 00:18:19.571 I wasn't trying to get Tory fired. 00:18:20.572 --> 00:18:23.116 But that girl's asking for trouble. She broke into my house. 00:18:23.199 --> 00:18:24.492 Attacked my daughter. 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:27.203 Sam's gonna have scars for the rest of her life. 00:18:27.704 --> 00:18:29.831 I respect you defending your daughter. 00:18:30.790 --> 00:18:32.667 I think that's what all mothers should do. 00:18:33.751 --> 00:18:35.878 Unfortunately, Tory doesn't have a mother. 00:18:36.838 --> 00:18:38.965 Or one that's healthy enough to defend her. 00:18:39.757 --> 00:18:41.759 That girl has to pay the bills. 00:18:42.885 --> 00:18:44.512 Put food on the table. 00:18:45.096 --> 00:18:46.180 All by herself. 00:18:50.059 --> 00:18:52.269 - I didn't know that. - [Kreese] Well, now you know. 00:18:52.853 --> 00:18:54.980 So you might want to leave the girl alone. 00:18:56.523 --> 00:18:58.359 Or deal with the consequences. 00:18:59.443 --> 00:19:00.444 Mrs. LaRusso. 00:19:01.236 --> 00:19:03.989 Found that Gouda. Last one too. Must be your lucky day. 00:19:04.072 --> 00:19:05.073 Oh, thank you. 00:19:06.658 --> 00:19:07.659 Remember, 00:19:08.994 --> 00:19:10.954 not all kids are as lucky as yours. 00:19:18.086 --> 00:19:19.087 Sweet. 00:19:19.921 --> 00:19:22.007 [chuckles] 00:19:23.383 --> 00:19:25.385 [tense music plays] 00:19:28.430 --> 00:19:32.267 Come on, Johnny, time to wake up. I'm ready for Eagle Fang training. 00:19:33.309 --> 00:19:36.354 That sounded as ridiculous out loud as I thought it would. 00:19:36.437 --> 00:19:38.523 [dramatic music plays] 00:19:38.606 --> 00:19:39.982 You sure you're ready? 00:19:40.066 --> 00:19:41.442 As I'll ever be. 00:19:43.361 --> 00:19:44.695 The hell. Wha... 00:19:45.321 --> 00:19:48.115 Where the hell did you take me? An abandoned factory? 00:19:48.616 --> 00:19:51.452 This is how psychos in horror movies act, you know that? 00:19:51.535 --> 00:19:54.038 You wanna circle around things your whole life? 00:19:54.622 --> 00:19:56.874 Wait for problems to show up at your doorstep? 00:19:58.292 --> 00:19:59.793 That's not what an eagle does. 00:20:02.379 --> 00:20:05.340 Here, at Eagle Fang, 00:20:05.424 --> 00:20:06.759 we do not follow. 00:20:08.010 --> 00:20:09.011 We attack. 00:20:09.803 --> 00:20:10.804 We lead. 00:20:11.805 --> 00:20:13.724 We grow into what we were meant to be. 00:20:14.224 --> 00:20:16.018 And what were we meant to be, Johnny? 00:20:17.185 --> 00:20:18.186 Men. 00:20:19.104 --> 00:20:21.106 [rock music plays] 00:20:23.233 --> 00:20:25.277 An eagle embraces the pain! 00:20:25.360 --> 00:20:28.363 All your life, the world's been trying to make you less of a man. 00:20:28.446 --> 00:20:30.865 Light beer? Veggie burgers? 00:20:30.949 --> 00:20:33.076 Automatic transmissions? 00:20:33.159 --> 00:20:35.245 Might as well let another dude bang your chick! 00:20:35.328 --> 00:20:36.329 [Daniel sighs] 00:20:36.704 --> 00:20:39.916 You realize the coals are supposed to be shoveled into the forge? 00:20:39.999 --> 00:20:41.167 Don't question me, Newark! 00:20:41.876 --> 00:20:42.877 Keep shoveling! 00:20:44.420 --> 00:20:46.422 [hard rock music plays] 00:20:46.923 --> 00:20:47.840 Let's go, LaRusso. 00:20:47.924 --> 00:20:48.925 Start climbin'. 00:20:50.218 --> 00:20:52.637 Toughen up those soft hands. Push! 00:20:55.514 --> 00:20:58.392 Can't wait to get hit. Gotta strike before the hit gets to you. 00:20:59.393 --> 00:21:01.478 - Isn't this a blocking exercise? - No! 00:21:03.063 --> 00:21:05.608 When you think you should be defending, you should be offending! 00:21:06.734 --> 00:21:09.111 The human response to danger is fight or flight, 00:21:09.194 --> 00:21:12.197 but an eagle's response is fight and flight. 00:21:13.699 --> 00:21:14.700 [Daniel groans] 00:21:16.243 --> 00:21:18.287 Move it! Be aggressive! Attack! 00:21:18.912 --> 00:21:20.539 - [Daniel grunts] - That's it! Attack! 00:21:21.790 --> 00:21:23.166 Good, LaRusso! Good! 00:21:23.250 --> 00:21:26.044 Manliness is next to godliness. You got this. 00:21:26.128 --> 00:21:27.587 Find your limit and soar past it. 00:21:28.296 --> 00:21:30.382 - What does this have to do with... - Quiet! 00:21:30.465 --> 00:21:34.260 Keep climbing, LaRusso! You got this! Focus. Fight! 00:21:37.305 --> 00:21:39.808 Put your fangs in those balls. That's it. 00:21:42.685 --> 00:21:43.978 - That's it! - Come on! 00:21:44.062 --> 00:21:47.065 - Let's go, LaRusso! You got this! Yeah! - Yeah! 00:21:47.148 --> 00:21:49.984 ♪ Breakin' out of hell, breakin' ♪ 00:21:50.068 --> 00:21:51.736 That's what I'm talking about! 00:21:51.819 --> 00:21:54.447 Soar like an eagle, baby! Yeah, keep going! 00:21:55.990 --> 00:21:58.409 Yeah! 00:22:03.706 --> 00:22:07.167 [medieval video game music plays] 00:22:09.670 --> 00:22:10.671 Where is she? 00:22:15.968 --> 00:22:17.010 [Anthony] Oh my God! 00:22:17.511 --> 00:22:18.512 Look at him. 00:22:18.554 --> 00:22:20.430 [laughter] 00:22:20.514 --> 00:22:24.309 [Zack] Come on, look at him! Look at this loser. Oh, man. 00:22:24.393 --> 00:22:27.312 Oh, I think he's wearing glitter. Get a close-up of that. 00:22:27.396 --> 00:22:28.438 - [Anthony] Hey. - Stop it. 00:22:28.522 --> 00:22:29.648 You gotta post that. 00:22:29.731 --> 00:22:30.941 No, don't! Don't! 00:22:31.024 --> 00:22:35.528 - Oh shit! He just broke your phone. - You gonna let him get away with that? 00:22:35.612 --> 00:22:39.324 I wasn't trying to break it. You guys were being assholes. 00:22:39.407 --> 00:22:41.284 [dramatic music plays] 00:22:41.367 --> 00:22:42.786 What did you just call us? 00:22:43.745 --> 00:22:45.246 [tense music plays] 00:22:49.876 --> 00:22:51.252 [grunting] 00:22:51.878 --> 00:22:54.046 [grunting] 00:22:54.130 --> 00:22:55.006 Pick him up. 00:22:55.089 --> 00:22:56.549 [Kenny groaning] 00:22:57.800 --> 00:22:59.218 [Kenny panting] 00:22:59.302 --> 00:23:01.596 All right, LaRusso. Let's see your moves. 00:23:02.096 --> 00:23:04.557 Yeah! Bust out some of that Miyagi shit. 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:06.434 - I, uh... - Come on, LaPusso! 00:23:06.934 --> 00:23:08.769 - Don't call me that. - Then hit him! 00:23:10.020 --> 00:23:11.021 Come on! 00:23:11.397 --> 00:23:12.273 [boy] Do it! 00:23:12.356 --> 00:23:14.358 [dramatic music plays] 00:23:17.152 --> 00:23:18.237 [grunting] 00:23:37.297 --> 00:23:38.298 It's locked. 00:23:38.840 --> 00:23:40.675 [Zack] Hey, there's a hole! 00:23:41.217 --> 00:23:42.218 Go, go, go! 00:23:43.970 --> 00:23:45.972 [dramatic music continues] 00:23:50.768 --> 00:23:51.811 Where'd he go? 00:23:51.895 --> 00:23:53.563 I don't know. Come on, this way! 00:24:10.454 --> 00:24:11.497 [buzzer] 00:24:15.709 --> 00:24:17.044 So what are we doing here? 00:24:17.545 --> 00:24:20.464 After a hard day of honest work, we're crushing beers, 00:24:20.547 --> 00:24:22.508 watching guys beat the hell out of each other. 00:24:22.591 --> 00:24:24.968 Does this mean I've passed my Eagle Fang training? 00:24:25.469 --> 00:24:26.804 I didn't say training was over. 00:24:29.264 --> 00:24:30.641 What are you talking about? 00:24:30.724 --> 00:24:33.226 Look, you're tougher than a prima donna, I'll give you that. 00:24:33.727 --> 00:24:35.979 But sometimes you gotta show your toughness. 00:24:36.730 --> 00:24:37.773 Look at those guys. 00:24:38.774 --> 00:24:40.233 Think they play by the rules? 00:24:41.401 --> 00:24:43.737 The only rule in this league is intimidation. 00:24:44.863 --> 00:24:47.157 That's why striking first is so important. 00:24:49.159 --> 00:24:50.535 - [thud] - [Daniel] Ooh! 00:24:52.328 --> 00:24:55.874 That guy's a rat. That's spearing. At least a double minor. 00:24:55.957 --> 00:24:57.417 Hey, Ref! Spearing! 00:24:57.500 --> 00:24:58.960 Double minor. 00:25:00.086 --> 00:25:01.838 Oh, that's bullshit. Come on! 00:25:04.048 --> 00:25:05.091 Oh, he looks pissed. 00:25:08.010 --> 00:25:10.888 - What the hell, dick? - Hey, he's the one that called it. 00:25:10.972 --> 00:25:12.890 Your boyfriend do all your talking? 00:25:12.974 --> 00:25:15.142 No, I'm just explaining the rules to him. 00:25:15.226 --> 00:25:17.645 Oh yeah? Come explain it to me down here! 00:25:17.728 --> 00:25:19.939 I know what you're trying to do, all right? 00:25:20.022 --> 00:25:22.149 I'm not gonna get in a fight with that guy. 00:25:23.317 --> 00:25:26.070 He says you're a pussy and he can kick your ass any day. 00:25:26.153 --> 00:25:30.240 - Hey, enough! All right? Cut it out! - Oh, come on down, Sally. Let's go. 00:25:30.324 --> 00:25:31.617 I... I didn't say that. 00:25:32.242 --> 00:25:36.288 I need to apologize for my friend here. He's a little... unstable. 00:25:36.371 --> 00:25:38.081 We're working through it. Sorry. 00:25:41.334 --> 00:25:45.005 You see what I just did there? That's called de-escalation. 00:25:46.047 --> 00:25:47.716 You should try it sometime. 00:25:52.262 --> 00:25:54.472 You know what? I actually had fun. 00:25:55.014 --> 00:25:57.100 Not even you could ruin hockey for me, Johnny. 00:25:57.183 --> 00:25:58.226 Ah, you see? 00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:00.395 And did they win 'cause they played better defense? 00:26:00.895 --> 00:26:03.439 No, they won 'cause they beat the crap out of the other team. 00:26:03.523 --> 00:26:05.274 I'm not gonna change my stripes, okay? 00:26:05.358 --> 00:26:07.527 I just now have a little better understanding 00:26:07.610 --> 00:26:09.529 of what goes on in that head of yours. 00:26:09.612 --> 00:26:11.739 So you're saying you respect Eagle Fang? 00:26:11.823 --> 00:26:14.575 Yes. The way I respect a madman with a nuke. 00:26:15.743 --> 00:26:16.869 I'll take it. 00:26:16.953 --> 00:26:18.079 Hey, shithead! 00:26:18.162 --> 00:26:21.457 Hey, good game, guys. No hard feelings, right? 00:26:21.540 --> 00:26:23.709 Because of you, I spent half the game in the box. 00:26:23.793 --> 00:26:26.295 Yeah, but you still eked out a win. It was great. 00:26:26.378 --> 00:26:30.132 So you can kick my ass any day of the week. Is that right? 00:26:30.215 --> 00:26:31.800 No, I didn't say that. He... 00:26:33.594 --> 00:26:35.596 Looks like your lover boy bailed on you. 00:26:36.388 --> 00:26:38.557 Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is? 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.017 It's LaRusso Auto. 00:26:40.601 --> 00:26:42.269 The chopping prices guy from TV? 00:26:42.853 --> 00:26:45.022 He's got that smoking hot brunette running the place. 00:26:45.105 --> 00:26:46.106 [wolf whistles] 00:26:46.148 --> 00:26:48.400 Easy guys. That's my wife. 00:26:48.483 --> 00:26:49.484 Oh. 00:26:50.402 --> 00:26:53.863 - Maybe I'll take her for a test drive. - I'll ride shotgun. 00:26:54.572 --> 00:26:57.992 - I got the backseat to myself. - [laughter] 00:27:00.829 --> 00:27:02.372 [rock music plays] 00:27:03.623 --> 00:27:08.378 ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:08.461 --> 00:27:09.629 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:09.712 --> 00:27:13.591 ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:13.674 --> 00:27:15.426 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:15.510 --> 00:27:18.346 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out ♪ 00:27:18.429 --> 00:27:20.640 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:20.723 --> 00:27:23.684 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out ♪ 00:27:23.768 --> 00:27:26.437 ♪ Breakin' out ♪ ♪ Breakin' outta hell ♪ 00:27:26.520 --> 00:27:30.649 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:30.733 --> 00:27:36.030 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:36.113 --> 00:27:37.698 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:37.781 --> 00:27:40.367 ♪ Breakin' ♪ 00:27:40.451 --> 00:27:46.915 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 00:27:46.999 --> 00:27:48.792 - [Daniel grunting] - [man groaning] 00:27:48.875 --> 00:27:51.002 [grunting] 00:27:55.882 --> 00:27:57.300 [Johnny] Kick ass! 00:27:57.384 --> 00:27:59.928 Nice work, LaRusso. Way to assert your dominance. 00:28:00.011 --> 00:28:01.429 Where the hell were you? 00:28:02.222 --> 00:28:03.223 No be there. 00:28:16.402 --> 00:28:20.656 And make sure that Louis doesn't go anywhere near the Doyona reps. 00:28:20.781 --> 00:28:22.950 Just lock him in a supply closet or something. 00:28:23.075 --> 00:28:25.494 I'll put a cannoli under a giant net. He'll go for it. 00:28:25.536 --> 00:28:26.537 I'm serious. 00:28:27.204 --> 00:28:28.622 So am I. Do I not look serious? 00:28:29.540 --> 00:28:31.542 [dramatic music plays] 00:28:32.460 --> 00:28:34.086 - Oh shit. - Shit? What? 00:28:34.170 --> 00:28:35.504 What's shit? Why are we saying... 00:28:37.506 --> 00:28:38.632 Shit. 00:28:38.757 --> 00:28:41.719 You think this makes up for it? Leaving this at my doorstep? 00:28:42.344 --> 00:28:44.179 - I don't need your sympathy. - [sighs] 00:28:44.763 --> 00:28:47.141 I just wanted to make sure you had enough food. 00:28:47.224 --> 00:28:50.269 - Yeah, I feed my family. - Look, why don't we go talk in my office? 00:28:50.352 --> 00:28:51.353 We're talking here. 00:28:51.436 --> 00:28:54.856 Okay, maybe we just lower our volume? Huh? 00:28:54.940 --> 00:28:58.235 Gandhi once said that nobody can hurt me without my permission. 00:28:58.735 --> 00:29:02.322 Take one more step towards me and I'll snap you in half like a pencil. 00:29:03.323 --> 00:29:05.617 Why do I step into these karate situations? 00:29:06.743 --> 00:29:08.161 Look, Tory, 00:29:08.244 --> 00:29:10.371 I just want all of this to be over. 00:29:10.455 --> 00:29:13.291 Yeah, well, don't worry. It'll all be over soon. 00:29:14.584 --> 00:29:18.296 When I humiliate your daughter at the All Valley in front of everyone. 00:29:18.379 --> 00:29:20.214 Thanks for lighting a fire under me. 00:29:20.715 --> 00:29:21.883 I needed that. 00:29:24.844 --> 00:29:26.220 - What have I done? - [Anoush] Hey. 00:29:26.304 --> 00:29:28.764 Should I start wearing protective gear to work? 00:29:28.848 --> 00:29:30.933 And follow-up, should I be calling the police? 00:29:31.017 --> 00:29:32.018 No. 00:29:33.227 --> 00:29:34.895 And not a word of this to Daniel. 00:29:37.565 --> 00:29:39.817 [Kenny] Ever since I started this new school, 00:29:40.943 --> 00:29:42.403 my life has been miserable. 00:29:43.028 --> 00:29:45.656 [laughter] 00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:47.241 They chase me. 00:29:48.158 --> 00:29:49.159 Beat me up. 00:29:49.618 --> 00:29:51.078 - [Anthony] Hey. - Stop it. 00:29:54.206 --> 00:29:55.624 [Kenny] It's not gonna stop. 00:30:02.255 --> 00:30:04.174 I don't know how I'm gonna keep going. 00:30:06.134 --> 00:30:07.344 I don't feel safe. 00:30:09.638 --> 00:30:12.349 [laughter] 00:30:12.432 --> 00:30:14.017 One of them even knows karate. 00:30:15.435 --> 00:30:17.228 [laughing] 00:30:18.104 --> 00:30:19.105 Karate, huh? 00:30:19.189 --> 00:30:21.024 [continues laughing] 00:30:21.107 --> 00:30:22.150 What's so funny? 00:30:22.900 --> 00:30:25.028 Hey, don't worry about it, little bro. 00:30:26.821 --> 00:30:28.322 I know a guy who can help. 00:30:37.331 --> 00:30:39.333 [upbeat music plays]