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- Come here, *!
Get back here!

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He was my son, too.

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Bullshit!
Your son is breathing!

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He's not rottin' in a box
in the front room.

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Damn it, I wish them gooks
had killed you both instead!

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Leave me alone
and go to hell!

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Your son is still
alive out there,

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- just sniveling like some bleeding mutt!
- Don't touch me!

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Ah, he's going nowhere.
He never will. He's a nobody.

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He's not my son.
He's yours.

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- *! Come here!

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Come back here, you *!
I'll get your *!

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You're next!
I said, come back here!

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Leave me alone,
don't touch me!

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Get away from me!

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Lakers win! Lakers win!
Lakers win!

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And Jerry West, long denied,
is finally a champion.

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My goodness,
after all those years
and all those losses,

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here he is,
in the Promised Land.

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And, oh, Lakers fans,
he must be
on top of the world.

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Lakers! Lakers! Lakers...

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- I'll have another.
- Sure thing.

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Still doesn't feel
real, does it?

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I was just thinking that.

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I'm really going to miss him.

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Huh?

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Bob?

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Oh. Oh, f...

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*, Jerry. I'm sorry.
I'm here alone.

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I didn't know him.

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Oh, I just...

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You looked like one of us.

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Oh, I'm sorry
for your loss.

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I'm sorry for yours.

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Whatever it is.

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I actually...

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didn't lose for once.
I won.

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To happy
endings then.

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To happy
endings then.

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I've been looking
for this my whole life.

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Happy to help.

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See you around sometime.

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I remember when
I was a little girl...

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- ...our house caught on fire.

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I'll never forget the look
on my father's face

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as he gathered me
up in his arms

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and raced through
the burning building
onto the pavement.

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And I stood there
shivering in my pajamas

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and watched the whole
world go up in flames.

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And when it was all over,
I said to myself...

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is that all there is
to a fire?

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Is that all there is?

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There you go again, Bill!

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Pissing on a flat rock
and telling me it's raining!

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I just drafted you
two power forwards.

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I just coached those scrubs
in summer league.

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Shit, *,
I'd do better with

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two pin-* toddlers
from your summer camp.

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- You know what I'd do.
- * off, Chick.

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- We're not
trading Kareem!
- Alright then!

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We're not trading
the MVP!

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Sounds like smart
basketball, Bill.

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This is Maria, by the way.
Have a seat, honey.

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Chick, do you mind
mixing me up
a rum and Coke?

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That's what I like to hear.

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You know, we're, uh,
really just getting started.

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Uh, nothing too
exciting yet. You know,

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might be best to let us
hack the tall gr*

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and come by and give you
the big picture later.

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Yeah. Leave the gardening
to us, huh, Bill?

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That's what we used
to do for Cooke.

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Right. Well...

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I like to be a little
more hands-on.

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I've got the owners
meeting coming up,

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so if you tell me
what we're looking for,

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I can keep my ear to the ground,
and see if I can help us out.

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No, no, no, no.
You don't do that.

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No, what-what Jerry is
trying to say is that

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these owner characters,
they're just a little slippery.

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Come on, boys.

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I'm talking about
a championship!
A ring.

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The record books.
That is what we're
all doing here, right?

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Since when?

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Since God invented basketball!

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Since God
invented basketball.

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- Jerry, Jerry... stop.
- No, Bill, no.

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Bill, he wants to pretend
we're playing basketball.

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Why don't you ask him

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why this is
the third year straight

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I've been begging
for a solid four,

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but he won't buy me
Spencer Haywood.

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He's too expensive.

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Not to mention he attracts
a certain element,

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you know, that whole
"back to Africa" malarkey.

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That sound like
basketball to you?

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- It's business, Jerry.
- Bingo. Ding-ding.

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That's what you won't read
in your sports pages.

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Every year,
I tell these jokers
what I need to win it all.

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We game it out, we get
all fired up and hard.

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Then the man in
your shoes walks in...

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and we're right back
where we started.

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Sellin' popcorn,
sitting on our *in' thumbs.

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And Jerry West is out there
with the same three stars,

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nine scrubs, trying to squeeze

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a diamond out of
*in' pig shit.

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- You know what, fellas?
*ing do myself a favor...
- Jerry--

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- and * spare
myself the emotional...
- Indulge me, Jerry.

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- Indulge me. Jerry,
tell me what you need.
- Jesus Christ.

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More than you're
willing to spend.

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And you know that how?

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- Oh shit.
- You're a businessman.

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Y'all want pee from a tree,
but when you see the price,

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your sphincter puckers.

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Oh. Alright.

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Bill, is this
last year's budget?

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Yeah, we're still
working on the new one.

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- Alright, well, don't bother.

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Jerry, I told you

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when we drafted Johnson,

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all the other basketball
was up to you,

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and I will give you
whatever you need.

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Now, take the week
and come back to me
about what that is.

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In the meantime, Maria...

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you leave the price tag,

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and my beautiful sphincter,
up to me.

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Come on, Frank!

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Shit, Jerry,

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I think you just got
everything you always wanted.

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Now we can do as much
as we want with a stadium.

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Well, th-that's a good point,
Dr. Buss. To my mind,

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the NBA should be competing
with the top-tier leagues.

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I mean, we-we have the most
exciting sport on the planet,

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the best athletes.

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There's no reason
we can't be just as popular
as golf or tennis.

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- Hey, who knows?

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Maybe we'll
catch up to bowling.

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You're joking, but they're
killing us in the Nielsens.

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We're on thin ice with CBS,

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and no one else
is beating down the door.

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If we're going to survive,
we need big thinkers.

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Well, Dave, here we are.

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- Let's go say hi. Fred!

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Dr. Jerry Buss,
pleasure to finally meet you.

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- How's the old lady?
Good. Vince!
- Great.

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How do you do? Dr. Jerry Buss.
Coming out with us tonight?

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I don't know.
I'll have to see, Jerry.

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You ever had a blow job
with champagne in her mouth?

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You're going to love it.
Mr. McComb!

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Welcome to Los Angeles, partner.

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Texas is bigger,
but we're more fun.

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- Welcome to the club.
- Oh, thank you.
It's a great honor.

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Hey, I want you to know
I voted for you.

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Thank you, Bill.
I appreciate that. I really do.

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- He didn't.
- He didn't vote for me?

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- He didn't vote for you.

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A lot of people were
against you buying it.

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- Mm-hmm.
- See, we've seen some
real estate types before

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that buy low, sell high.

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No long-term investment
in the future of the league.

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Well, the Lakers
are your future, Dave.

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- Oh?
- But I'd still like
to meet the past.

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- Where's this Auerbach?
- Oh, you mean the Pope?

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Follow the white smoke.

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Red Auerbach.

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Winner of 13 rings, seven
of them against our club.

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No losses.
If you're a Laker,

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he's the devil incarnate.

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If you're from Boston,
chances are you're Catholic,

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but you'd sell
your soul for him.

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The networks are turned off
by all this street ball.

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The thugs, the fighting.

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It scares away decent families.

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Don't you worry.
Decent families

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have creamed their shorts
for Larry Bird.

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The hick with the funny haircut?

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That hick is gonna
win me 10 more rings.

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- Yeah. He got a brother?
- Hell, I'll take a sister.

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- I'll take
the guy who'll beat him!

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- Dr. Buss!
- Commissioner. Red!

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- Jerry Buss, big fan.
- That won't last long.

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Well, I doubt that.
I love a winner.

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Well, then you bought
the wrong team.

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No one loses quite
like the Lakers.

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Well,

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I'm fixing to
change that actually.

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Was hoping to pick your brain
a little bit about it.

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You know, me and the boys
are gonna go out
on the town tonight.

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I got the keys
to Hefner's place,
if you wanna come along.

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I bet you do.

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You fellas go
get your kicks.

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- I got a basketball team to run.

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Commissioner.

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Sure thing.

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Aight, y'all.
Take care of me now.

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No scratching up
my mama's walls.

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- Don't worry, man,
we got you.
- Aight.

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Yo, what I heard true?
They give you 500,000?

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*'s wrong with you?
- What?

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Just wanna know
what it feels like.

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- All that money.
- It feels good, man.

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Feel real good.

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For me though,
it ain't about the money.

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It's about the love.
What's up, Mikey?

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Tell your brother
I owe him that rematch too.

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- Big bro! What's up, baby?

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When you going
to training camp?

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Hey, Junior!
- What's up, Pop?

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- Settle something
for your old man.
- Yes, sir.

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What's the most points
you scored in high school?

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- Forty-eight.
- See?

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See what?
I got 12 in a quarter.

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- You was king
of the air ball!

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I used to dunk
on him so much,

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his head used to
smell like my nuts.

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That's why he
lost all that hair!

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What I tell you?
They all just rootin' me on.

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All one big, happy f...

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family.

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We-we right here. Look.

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- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't look actually.

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Alright, one more step.

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Okay. Turn a little bit.
Alright.

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Open your eyes.

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What you think?

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I think I know how
my wall got scuffed.

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Don't worry about
none of that, Ma.

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Them construction cats,
they gonna put it in real nice,

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and they gonna
clean up your walls.

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And trample all my floors
and tear my bathroom to pieces.
No.

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- Where-where'd you
get this thing from?
- I bought it.

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Look, Ma, it got these
fancy jets and everything,

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just like the one
in that commercial

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that was always liking.

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You bought this house, too,
with that Laker money,

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or is this still mine to see to?

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- 'Course it is, Ma.
- Hmm.

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You should have consulted me.

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Ma, how am I supposed
to surprise you

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when I go sayin'
what I'm gonna do

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- before I do it?
- Oh, I see.
So this is for me then?

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So I can forget about you
skipping school this summer.

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Ma, it ain't got nothin' to
do with my diploma. For real!

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Right hand to God. Soon as--

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As soon as the season over,
I'm back at it.

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Oh, well, that sounds good.

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So, I can just take
your word for it

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and soak my cares away?

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- You're supposed to be happy.

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You know what?
You were baptized in a tub

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just this size.

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And the water hit,

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and you didn't cry.
You didn't make a sound.

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And I thought to myself,
well, this kid

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is in lockstep
with the Lord.

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All I got to do
is raise him right.

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And Lord knows I tried.

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Just 'cause I ain't takin'
no geography this summer?

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Because you think
you can buy me
with a bathtub and a smile.

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It ain't that, Ma.

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I want you to stand
on your feet.

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I want you to have
something to fall back on.

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And your soul.

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Because when these fans
are gone and, believe me,

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- they will, mark my words--
- Ma, they ain't going nowhere!

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Whole city full of love!
Why that ain't enough for you?

00:14:09.811 --> 00:14:12.063
I was tryin' to make you happy.

00:14:15.066 --> 00:14:17.027
I was happy with my old tub.

00:14:27.329 --> 00:14:30.206
Good luck. He's been in
there since yesterday.

00:14:30.332 --> 00:14:33.043
Hasn't said a word,
just locked the door.

00:14:33.126 --> 00:14:35.211
He gets this
before the season.

00:14:35.337 --> 00:14:37.839
And after the season and during
the season and All-Star break,

00:14:37.923 --> 00:14:40.383
- and sometimes just
because it's Tuesday.
- Yeah, well, he lives

00:14:40.467 --> 00:14:42.260
and breathes basketball.
That's why we love him.

00:14:42.385 --> 00:14:44.095
- * off, Bill.

00:14:44.179 --> 00:14:45.930
* off, Bill.

00:14:46.014 --> 00:14:47.932
The love in this house.

00:14:48.016 --> 00:14:49.684
I'm leaving lunch!

00:14:49.768 --> 00:14:51.269
You're welcome.

00:14:56.775 --> 00:14:59.778
Oh shit.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus *' Christ.

00:15:01.237 --> 00:15:03.073
Ah! Ah! *! Shit!

00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:11.623
Leave me alone. I'm working.

00:15:11.706 --> 00:15:14.292
I see that.

00:15:17.504 --> 00:15:20.924
This place reeks like
a gym sock farted.

00:15:23.468 --> 00:15:25.053
Get out then.

00:15:25.136 --> 00:15:27.263
Have you thought
about showering?

00:15:27.389 --> 00:15:29.641
Good thoughts come in
when you're showering.

00:15:29.724 --> 00:15:31.142
What's the point?

00:15:31.226 --> 00:15:34.187
Who wins, who plays,
who loses.

00:15:34.270 --> 00:15:36.856
We all end up the same anyway.

00:15:36.940 --> 00:15:39.150
*' worm food. Dead.

00:15:39.234 --> 00:15:41.736
Well, that's one perspective.

00:15:41.820 --> 00:15:44.406
- The only one.
- Jerry...

00:15:44.489 --> 00:15:47.450
- I've listened to you
* for 10 years.

00:15:49.202 --> 00:15:51.830
About wanting
the right ingredients,

00:15:51.913 --> 00:15:54.707
and this guy is
giving you carte blanche
for the perfect meal.

00:15:54.791 --> 00:15:57.544
I will give you
whatever you need.

00:15:57.627 --> 00:16:00.422
*. As long as there's
a *' onion in it.

00:16:00.505 --> 00:16:03.550
What, are you still on
about Johnson?

00:16:03.633 --> 00:16:06.928
You know what I think?
It ain't Johnson. It's you.

00:16:07.011 --> 00:16:08.763
You're afraid if you get
everything you asked for,

00:16:08.847 --> 00:16:10.682
you won't have an excuse.

00:16:10.765 --> 00:16:13.059
* you, Bill! * you!
I don't need no excuse!

00:16:13.143 --> 00:16:14.769
And I *'
sure as shit don't need

00:16:14.853 --> 00:16:17.147
no *'
six-foot-nine-inch forward

00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:19.649
playing dress-up as
a *' point guard!

00:16:19.732 --> 00:16:22.777
No, if it was up to me,
I'd take the ball
out of his hands

00:16:22.861 --> 00:16:25.655
and stick him in the *'
post where he belongs.

00:16:25.738 --> 00:16:27.490
Then do it.

00:16:30.118 --> 00:16:33.872
- Buss' never gonna--
- He said you had to
play the kid, not how.

00:16:33.955 --> 00:16:35.582
What are you afraid of?
He's gonna fire you?

00:16:35.665 --> 00:16:37.709
I mean, this job makes
you *' miserable.

00:16:37.792 --> 00:16:40.253
It's a win-win situation!

00:16:40.336 --> 00:16:42.130
- * you, I love my job.
- Then do it.

00:16:44.883 --> 00:16:46.885
Could work.

00:16:46.968 --> 00:16:48.720
It could be *--
It could be good.

00:16:50.680 --> 00:16:51.973
I'll have to talk
to Kareem first.

00:16:52.056 --> 00:16:54.684
This could... work.

00:16:54.767 --> 00:16:57.478
* goddammit, dude!
This is the *'
business, huh?!

00:16:57.562 --> 00:17:00.106
Why the *
you standing there, Bill?
I got work to do!

00:17:00.190 --> 00:17:01.691
- It's hot in LA, right?
- Hot.

00:17:01.774 --> 00:17:04.319
- Sun is all over you.
- All over you.

00:17:04.402 --> 00:17:06.613
- So what do you want when
it's hot on the outside?
- Tell him what they want.

00:17:06.696 --> 00:17:09.199
- You want ice.
But not just any old ice.
- Ice.

00:17:09.282 --> 00:17:11.492
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:11.576 --> 00:17:14.078
- You want some ice
with some taste in it.
- Mm-hm. Tell him what they want.

00:17:14.162 --> 00:17:18.082
- You want... Tasty Ice.
- You want... Tasty Ice.

00:17:18.166 --> 00:17:20.793
Ladies,
you should see this gift

00:17:20.877 --> 00:17:23.713
that my Earvin gave me. A tub!

00:17:23.796 --> 00:17:25.214
Just like
the white lady on TV.

00:17:28.134 --> 00:17:29.719
- This soap leave me soft and...
- Yeah.

00:17:29.802 --> 00:17:33.014
Yeah? Like...
Like yeah, you in?

00:17:33.097 --> 00:17:36.809
- Hey, why don't y'all hit me
with a business plan?

00:17:36.893 --> 00:17:38.269
Then, we can see what's what.

00:17:38.353 --> 00:17:40.647
We-we just told you
the business plan.

00:17:40.730 --> 00:17:43.024
People's gonna eat ice
and give us money.

00:17:43.107 --> 00:17:45.985
No, we'll be right back
with th-that business plan.

00:17:46.069 --> 00:17:48.404
- Right.
- We'll be right back.
We'll be back.

00:17:49.572 --> 00:17:51.282
Hello, Earvin.

00:17:51.366 --> 00:17:53.326
Hey, Cook. Glad you came.

00:17:57.121 --> 00:17:58.206
Hey, EJ.

00:18:00.917 --> 00:18:02.418
'Sup, Brian.

00:18:02.543 --> 00:18:04.253
I saw your mother
at Bible study.

00:18:04.337 --> 00:18:06.005
Said we should
stop by.

00:18:06.089 --> 00:18:07.340
Wanted to see you off.

00:18:07.423 --> 00:18:09.342
Yeah?

00:18:09.425 --> 00:18:11.844
Don't you work at
Happy Shoes on Sunday?

00:18:11.928 --> 00:18:14.097
When you're the manager,
you make the schedule.

00:18:14.180 --> 00:18:16.182
- Oh yeah,
you is the manager. Yeah.
- Yeah.

00:18:16.265 --> 00:18:18.601
Congrats on the draft,
by the way.
That's a big deal.

00:18:18.685 --> 00:18:21.562
- Hey, congrats on manager.
- Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

00:18:21.646 --> 00:18:24.273
Maybe you could stop by
the store sometime
before you leave.

00:18:24.357 --> 00:18:26.818
- The kids would love it.
- Mm, I'm sure they would.

00:18:26.901 --> 00:18:29.028
They see you
every day, so...

00:18:29.112 --> 00:18:31.614
Brian, is that you?
Son, get in here!

00:18:31.698 --> 00:18:33.449
I need your big brain
on this fish fry.

00:18:33.574 --> 00:18:35.785
- Come on!
- Be right over, Sister Johnson.

00:18:35.868 --> 00:18:38.246
You got a great mama, man.

00:18:38.329 --> 00:18:40.039
Love her to death.
Excuse me.

00:18:43.793 --> 00:18:46.212
So that's why you came through?

00:18:46.295 --> 00:18:48.172
To show me up with that *er?

00:18:49.674 --> 00:18:51.426
I came...

00:18:51.509 --> 00:18:53.761
- Mm-hmm.
- ...to say how proud
of you I am.

00:18:55.263 --> 00:18:57.724
And that if you need
anything, I'm here.

00:19:00.893 --> 00:19:02.937
But, for real.

00:19:03.020 --> 00:19:05.565
You need an ear or friend,

00:19:05.648 --> 00:19:07.733
you know where I'm at.

00:19:07.817 --> 00:19:09.527
Cook...

00:19:09.610 --> 00:19:11.487
Okay? You already know.

00:19:11.571 --> 00:19:13.448
Man, EJ, you were right.

00:19:13.531 --> 00:19:16.325
You were right.
We did need a business plan.

00:19:16.451 --> 00:19:17.994
- And we sure enough got one.
- Boom.

00:19:18.077 --> 00:19:20.121
- Two words.
- Two.

00:19:20.204 --> 00:19:22.206
- Blue...

00:19:22.290 --> 00:19:25.001
- Berry.
- Ooh!
Ain't nobody got that.

00:19:25.084 --> 00:19:27.962
- Nobody! Nobody...
- Not Tastee-Freez.

00:19:28.504 --> 00:19:30.423
spit up on
the revenue distinction,

00:19:30.506 --> 00:19:32.800
but I think I cracked a budget
that might do the trick.

00:19:32.884 --> 00:19:35.052
- Maybe the barf
will cover the red ink.
- No hiding that.

00:19:35.136 --> 00:19:36.971
But run down to my car
and check the math.

00:19:37.054 --> 00:19:39.056
- I've got a hot date
with the books.
- Mm-hm.

00:19:39.140 --> 00:19:40.683
Love of my life.

00:19:44.020 --> 00:19:45.313
Alright.

00:19:51.027 --> 00:19:52.778
Where the * are the books?

00:19:52.862 --> 00:19:54.697
So this burglary,
there were no valuables.

00:19:54.780 --> 00:19:57.783
- It was just files?
- Not just files. Our financials.

00:19:57.867 --> 00:19:59.994
It's 20 years of budgets,
balance sheets.

00:20:00.077 --> 00:20:01.913
- Frank took them.
- It's everything.
It's the whole goddamn business.

00:20:01.996 --> 00:20:04.498
Um, Frank took them.

00:20:04.582 --> 00:20:06.584
- What?
- Uh, Uncle Frank?

00:20:06.667 --> 00:20:09.212
- Frank Mariani, my Dad's--
- Yeah, I know who he is.

00:20:09.337 --> 00:20:12.882
Yeah, he came by after hours
with a few guys and some boxes.

00:20:12.965 --> 00:20:15.259
- He said it was okay--
- Okay by who?

00:20:15.384 --> 00:20:17.887
Um, I don't know.
I figured that
he talked to you--

00:20:17.970 --> 00:20:19.639
Jeanie, it's not
your job to figure.

00:20:19.722 --> 00:20:21.390
Your job is to pour coffee.

00:20:21.474 --> 00:20:23.476
Your job is to refill
the * stapler!

00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:25.478
And your job is to
make sure that people

00:20:25.561 --> 00:20:27.355
don't break into my office
like the Watergate burglars

00:20:27.438 --> 00:20:29.023
and make off with
my goddamn books!

00:20:29.106 --> 00:20:30.566
- I didn't know he hadn't--

00:20:30.650 --> 00:20:32.652
- *!

00:20:40.076 --> 00:20:41.994
She closes more deals
than the lawyers.

00:20:42.078 --> 00:20:43.913
Ha. I'll bet she does.

00:20:43.996 --> 00:20:46.999
Sounds like you're trying
to free up some capital.

00:20:47.083 --> 00:20:49.377
Can't take it
with you, Claire.

00:20:49.460 --> 00:20:51.420
What's your drink?
I'm buying.

00:20:51.545 --> 00:20:53.714
I'm just a little
bit concerned.

00:20:53.798 --> 00:20:57.468
- What for? It's after
breakfast, isn't it?

00:20:57.593 --> 00:20:59.345
Uh, see, ordinarily
with Mr. Cooke,

00:20:59.428 --> 00:21:00.846
I'd walk him through
the books myself.

00:21:00.930 --> 00:21:02.598
- But your partner...
- Right.

00:21:02.682 --> 00:21:05.559
Mr. Mariani came by
my office unannounced.

00:21:05.643 --> 00:21:07.019
Are you kiddin' me?

00:21:07.103 --> 00:21:09.397
Goddamn...
I told him

00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:11.691
to talk to you about
that first and, you know,

00:21:11.774 --> 00:21:14.819
you can't control
everything they do.
That's Frank for you.

00:21:14.902 --> 00:21:17.947
So anyway, you strike me
as a gin gal.

00:21:18.030 --> 00:21:19.782
- I get that right?
- You got me.

00:21:19.865 --> 00:21:22.660
Talent of mine.
I can always tell.
Have a seat!

00:21:22.743 --> 00:21:23.953
Look, Mister, uh,
Dr. Buss--

00:21:24.036 --> 00:21:25.913
Jerry. Jerry.

00:21:27.748 --> 00:21:29.208
I don't know how
you run your business,

00:21:29.291 --> 00:21:31.377
but those books are
how I do my job, okay?

00:21:31.460 --> 00:21:33.004
Keeping the balance sheet
in check,

00:21:33.087 --> 00:21:35.423
overseeing expenditures,
protecting you.

00:21:35.506 --> 00:21:37.049
These are my responsibilities.

00:21:37.133 --> 00:21:39.176
Those were your
responsibilities.

00:21:39.260 --> 00:21:41.345
See, if I have her
lookin' after the books,

00:21:41.429 --> 00:21:43.305
then she'll see we're
stretched a little thin,

00:21:43.389 --> 00:21:45.933
and that kind of thing is
not great for morale.

00:21:46.016 --> 00:21:47.435
Claire,
forget about the numbers.

00:21:47.518 --> 00:21:48.853
I already have
somebody for that.

00:21:48.936 --> 00:21:50.646
You've asked me to stay on.

00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:53.357
Because I see
a bigger role for you.

00:21:53.441 --> 00:21:55.192
I want you innovating. Now,

00:21:55.276 --> 00:21:57.027
you have the Forum booked for,

00:21:57.111 --> 00:21:59.029
what, 220 nights a year?

00:21:59.113 --> 00:22:00.990
- 217.
- Not bad.

00:22:01.073 --> 00:22:02.867
But the way I see it,

00:22:02.950 --> 00:22:04.618
if we can just boost that
number up a little bit,

00:22:04.702 --> 00:22:06.787
say, to 260 nights,

00:22:06.871 --> 00:22:08.706
well then,
we're turnin' a profit.

00:22:08.789 --> 00:22:11.459
And if you can get me
to 365 days a year,

00:22:11.542 --> 00:22:13.919
- well then, we're
cookin' with gas.
- Uh, Dr. Buss,

00:22:14.003 --> 00:22:16.422
no arena in the country is
booked every night, okay?

00:22:16.505 --> 00:22:19.467
Madison Square Garden,
Caesars Palace.
Every place goes dark.

00:22:21.177 --> 00:22:23.929
Well, they're not in
the city of sunshine, right?

00:22:26.390 --> 00:22:27.391
Claire...

00:22:29.685 --> 00:22:31.187
Let's talk turkey.

00:22:33.272 --> 00:22:35.483
What turns you on?

00:22:38.068 --> 00:22:40.696
What gets your
blood pumping?

00:22:40.779 --> 00:22:43.240
Because, me,
I don't even get out of bed

00:22:43.324 --> 00:22:44.825
unless I have a hard-on
about something.

00:22:46.202 --> 00:22:48.746
- So, what excites you?
- All right.

00:22:48.829 --> 00:22:52.082
What is it going to take
for you to turn the Forum
itself into an attraction?

00:22:52.166 --> 00:22:55.419
Money. Advertising,
marketing, refurbishments.

00:22:55.503 --> 00:22:57.338
All of those are expensive.

00:22:57.421 --> 00:22:59.548
- How much?
- It would help if I had
access to a budget.

00:22:59.673 --> 00:23:01.133
You have access to me.

00:23:01.217 --> 00:23:04.803
I'm the budget.
Now, be creative.

00:23:04.887 --> 00:23:06.805
No idea is too big.

00:23:06.889 --> 00:23:08.891
We are building

00:23:08.974 --> 00:23:11.185
Shangri-La.

00:23:11.268 --> 00:23:13.354
Well, you have really
done it this time, Gerald.

00:23:13.437 --> 00:23:16.774
Bought your way into
a grade-A money pit.

00:23:19.401 --> 00:23:21.320
Ma, it's the Lakers!

00:23:21.403 --> 00:23:23.614
It's gonna be like
a family business,
but bigger and better.

00:23:23.739 --> 00:23:25.407
I thought you already
got bigger and better.

00:23:25.491 --> 00:23:27.159
That's why you
and little meatball

00:23:27.243 --> 00:23:29.245
moved me on to greener pastures.

00:23:29.328 --> 00:23:30.871
I know where
the bodies are buried.

00:23:30.955 --> 00:23:32.623
Because she's the one
who buried 'em!

00:23:32.748 --> 00:23:33.958
Lot of thanks I get.

00:23:34.041 --> 00:23:36.377
Make mine a bourbon and soda.

00:23:36.460 --> 00:23:38.212
- You've had enough.
- Since when?

00:23:39.255 --> 00:23:41.590
- 1962?

00:23:41.715 --> 00:23:43.842
- You want me old before my time.

00:23:43.926 --> 00:23:45.511
Dee! Dee! Dee!

00:23:45.594 --> 00:23:47.513
I did it! I poured you one.
You don't have soda.

00:23:47.596 --> 00:23:48.847
You're just lazy.

00:23:48.931 --> 00:23:50.975
Gerald, Gerald.

00:23:51.058 --> 00:23:53.269
And why the Lakers?
There's no lakes around here.

00:23:53.352 --> 00:23:54.812
I can't believe
you're not excited.

00:23:54.895 --> 00:23:58.315
This puts our family
in a very elite club.

00:23:58.399 --> 00:24:00.276
Okay? Tycoons.

00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:02.403
You know, the people who
actually run the country.

00:24:02.486 --> 00:24:04.071
Captains of industry.

00:24:04.154 --> 00:24:05.823
What industry? Sweat socks?

00:24:05.906 --> 00:24:07.866
No! Show business!

00:24:07.950 --> 00:24:09.451
Forget Louis B. Mayer!

00:24:09.535 --> 00:24:11.328
We're gonna be the next
moguls in this town.

00:24:11.412 --> 00:24:13.998
You, me, Jeanie, the boys,

00:24:14.081 --> 00:24:15.207
when they come back.

00:24:15.290 --> 00:24:16.458
We're gonna be a dynasty.

00:24:16.542 --> 00:24:18.002
And then you'll be satisfied?

00:24:18.085 --> 00:24:19.837
- I'm gonna be thrilled.
- Hooey!

00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:21.922
Then you'll just start
chasing something else.

00:24:24.883 --> 00:24:27.136
- Ma...
- What?

00:24:27.219 --> 00:24:29.930
I love you,
and I will see you

00:24:30.014 --> 00:24:32.307
whenever I don't remember
what it's like to see you.

00:24:32.391 --> 00:24:34.351
Leave the books,
I'll do the taxes.

00:24:39.106 --> 00:24:42.985
Best to keep your dirty laundry
in the family, don't you think?

00:24:43.068 --> 00:24:46.780
- This is a big deal!
And you should be happier!
- Oh, I'm thrilled.

00:24:47.906 --> 00:24:50.576
I'm gonna stick
his *' *
right in the post.

00:24:50.659 --> 00:24:53.078
*, I love this shit...
...point guard, I'm the coach!

00:24:53.162 --> 00:24:56.957
Yes! It's * showtime!
Come on, showtime.

00:24:57.041 --> 00:25:00.419
I've always had a soft
spot for you, Norman.

00:25:00.502 --> 00:25:03.297
You've always had
a place right here.

00:25:03.380 --> 00:25:06.300
God * damn it!
Get your * eyes up!

00:25:06.383 --> 00:25:08.302
Trade you for a * mule!

00:25:08.385 --> 00:25:10.179
But I swear to God,
there is no one,

00:25:10.262 --> 00:25:12.222
and I mean it, *'
no one I would rather have

00:25:12.306 --> 00:25:14.933
running my offense than
Stormin' Norman Nixon.

00:25:15.017 --> 00:25:16.643
Stormin' Norman Nixon!

00:25:16.727 --> 00:25:18.520
What kind of *
name is that anyway?!

00:25:18.604 --> 00:25:21.482
What's all this
shit about, Jerry?

00:25:21.565 --> 00:25:23.692
See, that's why I like you,
Norm. A straight shooter.

00:25:23.817 --> 00:25:26.028
Come on!
Been a lot of chat,

00:25:26.111 --> 00:25:27.946
a lot of bullshit in
the *' press.
You know,

00:25:28.030 --> 00:25:30.449
this new kid comin' in,
snug-buggin' with the owner.

00:25:30.532 --> 00:25:33.076
I see how that agitates
a guy like you.

00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:35.370
Seasoned pro.

00:25:35.454 --> 00:25:37.372
A man who worked
damn *' hard
to make it in this league.

00:25:37.456 --> 00:25:40.167
I want you to rest assured,
Norm, you're on solid ground.

00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:45.047
You're the point guard, Norm.
Not him.

00:25:45.130 --> 00:25:47.925
- You call yourself
a *' point guard?!
- Says who?

00:25:48.008 --> 00:25:50.969
Me, Coach.
The guy who decides.

00:25:51.053 --> 00:25:54.139
So, Buss is cool with
paying half a million bucks

00:25:54.223 --> 00:25:56.850
to sit this * on
a bench and watch him smile?

00:25:56.934 --> 00:25:58.769
Buss is giving me free rein.

00:25:58.894 --> 00:26:00.938
No more meddling, man.
Shackles the * off.

00:26:01.021 --> 00:26:02.856
- Shackles off.
- He's giving me
the control.

00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:06.985
I need to get this team
over the *' hump.

00:26:07.069 --> 00:26:08.654
'Cause that's what
we've been missing.

00:26:08.737 --> 00:26:11.281
*' jewelry on a *'
basketball court!

00:26:11.365 --> 00:26:12.574
More control from you.

00:26:14.159 --> 00:26:16.078
Exactly.

00:26:16.161 --> 00:26:18.288
Okay, so my uncle

00:26:18.372 --> 00:26:21.208
owns a store in Simi.
It's called Patio Brothers.

00:26:21.291 --> 00:26:24.086
They are looking for a venue
for their annual convention.

00:26:24.169 --> 00:26:26.964
And he's considered
by many the king

00:26:27.047 --> 00:26:28.799
- of chaise lounges.
- What else?

00:26:28.924 --> 00:26:31.218
First AME would take
the Forum every Sunday.

00:26:31.301 --> 00:26:33.512
What if the Lakers
are playing on a Sunday?

00:26:33.595 --> 00:26:35.764
- They'd have
to find another venue.
- The church?

00:26:35.889 --> 00:26:38.517
- The team.
- Next.

00:26:38.600 --> 00:26:40.018
I have something. Maybe.

00:26:42.187 --> 00:26:44.064
I've been, uh, digging
through the Billboard charts,

00:26:44.147 --> 00:26:46.024
and it's been three years
since any top-10 acts

00:26:46.108 --> 00:26:47.568
toured through the Forum.

00:26:47.651 --> 00:26:49.361
It's our acoustics.

00:26:49.444 --> 00:26:51.238
Right! Right.
And I-I know

00:26:51.321 --> 00:26:52.906
we've seen some bids
on a new sound system,

00:26:52.990 --> 00:26:54.741
but, I mean, honestly,

00:26:54.825 --> 00:26:56.910
I don't think that's the point.

00:26:56.994 --> 00:26:58.745
Th-this is Hollywood.

00:26:58.829 --> 00:27:00.372
We don't need to make
the Forum sound good.

00:27:00.455 --> 00:27:02.082
We just need to make it cool.

00:27:03.792 --> 00:27:06.169
I have a few ideas,
if you're interested at all--

00:27:06.253 --> 00:27:07.838
We're out of creamer.

00:27:12.259 --> 00:27:13.635
Right.

00:27:20.767 --> 00:27:23.312
- Just to be clear,
that's a no on Patio Brothers.

00:27:23.395 --> 00:27:25.981
- That's a * no, Lon.
- Uh,

00:27:26.064 --> 00:27:28.692
they're coming out with
a "Rocky 2," apparently,

00:27:28.775 --> 00:27:31.194
so I'm thinking giant
screening at the Forum.

00:27:32.195 --> 00:27:33.989
We can get Stallone.

00:27:34.072 --> 00:27:36.241
- We could...
- You got his number?

00:27:44.124 --> 00:27:47.794
- You two have fun.
- Here's the big guy.
Hoo-wee!

00:27:47.878 --> 00:27:50.380
Huh? Look at this.

00:27:50.464 --> 00:27:52.424
Nice and peaceful, huh?

00:27:52.507 --> 00:27:54.801
You know, I come by

00:27:54.885 --> 00:27:57.179
'cause I want you
to know that I'm...

00:27:57.262 --> 00:27:59.264
well, I'm sensitive to
your frustrations, Cap.

00:28:01.016 --> 00:28:03.143
I mean, shit, ever
since we traded Kermit,

00:28:03.226 --> 00:28:04.728
you've been out there
gettin' *' rag-dolled.

00:28:06.104 --> 00:28:08.065
Respectfully, of course.

00:28:08.148 --> 00:28:10.358
But that don't make it
*' right!

00:28:10.442 --> 00:28:12.402
Everybody beatin' on you.

00:28:12.486 --> 00:28:13.987
Double and tripling
you in the post,

00:28:14.071 --> 00:28:16.531
eating six elbows for
every *' rebound!

00:28:16.615 --> 00:28:18.909
Then, taking it up the *
from the * press

00:28:18.992 --> 00:28:21.161
when you're the one
carrying the goddamn team!

00:28:21.244 --> 00:28:24.414
*, I respect you too much to
see you go through that again.

00:28:25.123 --> 00:28:26.625
Which is why I'm here.

00:28:26.708 --> 00:28:29.461
You have a proposal.

00:28:29.544 --> 00:28:33.173
I'm playing Johnson
at the * four.

00:28:33.256 --> 00:28:35.509
I mean, he'll... he'll spell
Norm a little off the bench,

00:28:35.592 --> 00:28:37.886
but his main duties
would be carrying your water,

00:28:37.969 --> 00:28:39.429
watching your back,
eating those * elbows

00:28:39.513 --> 00:28:41.515
so you don't have to.

00:28:41.598 --> 00:28:43.391
We're gonna kick his *
in training camp.

00:28:43.475 --> 00:28:45.393
I'll feed him so much
*' steak and gunpowder,

00:28:45.477 --> 00:28:47.187
he craps the happy out.

00:28:47.270 --> 00:28:49.105
Look, the point is

00:28:49.189 --> 00:28:51.316
this is our year, Cap!
You and me! The brass ring!

00:28:51.399 --> 00:28:54.569
The guys who
live and die for it,
married to the game!

00:28:58.865 --> 00:29:00.659
Let me know when
training camp starts.

00:29:01.993 --> 00:29:03.411
What you readin'? Good book?

00:29:04.704 --> 00:29:06.039
Ah. Yeah.

00:29:07.082 --> 00:29:08.583
It's on my list.

00:29:09.626 --> 00:29:11.086
Well...

00:29:11.169 --> 00:29:12.796
assalamu alaikum.

00:29:12.921 --> 00:29:14.381
Wa-alaikum salam.

00:29:22.138 --> 00:29:24.474
I seen her looking at that
tub since I was little.

00:29:24.558 --> 00:29:26.184
Every day,
she'd be watching her stories,

00:29:26.268 --> 00:29:28.520
and there she is,
drool all down her chin.

00:29:28.603 --> 00:29:30.230
Now, I go and get it for her,

00:29:30.313 --> 00:29:31.815
and from the look on her face,
you would've thought

00:29:31.940 --> 00:29:33.817
I called her everything
but a child of God.

00:29:33.942 --> 00:29:35.819
Wouldn't know
it from the outside.

00:29:35.944 --> 00:29:38.822
- You think I'm playin'?
- I think I know your mama.

00:29:38.947 --> 00:29:40.699
She gives you that
cold side. Meanwhile,

00:29:40.782 --> 00:29:42.367
she's all around town,
telling everybody with ears

00:29:42.450 --> 00:29:44.286
how great you are.

00:29:44.369 --> 00:29:45.996
"Oh, my son Earvin this.
Oh, my son, Earvin that."

00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:47.747
If she was a peacock,

00:29:47.831 --> 00:29:49.958
her tail feathers
would have been fell off.

00:29:50.041 --> 00:29:52.085
- What you sayin', I don't
know nothing about.

00:29:52.168 --> 00:29:54.254
- You know she loves you.
- Then why her love always got

00:29:54.337 --> 00:29:56.798
a big ol' carrot
dangling in front of you?

00:29:56.923 --> 00:30:00.719
Everything I do gotta be her way
or she ain't having none of it.

00:30:00.802 --> 00:30:02.637
Can't imagine what
that must feel like.

00:30:02.721 --> 00:30:05.640
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You!

00:30:05.724 --> 00:30:07.309
On top of the world,
but just can't stand it.

00:30:07.392 --> 00:30:09.519
Coming here on
Brian's day off,

00:30:09.603 --> 00:30:12.230
get me to talk about
your mama. Then what?

00:30:12.314 --> 00:30:14.149
Get me in the stockroom?

00:30:17.027 --> 00:30:19.195
He hit it yet?

00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:21.239
I know
this game, Earvin.

00:30:21.323 --> 00:30:24.034
Want everyone your way,
just like your mama.

00:30:24.117 --> 00:30:26.202
Now, don't tell me
he's saving it for marriage.

00:30:26.286 --> 00:30:29.873
All goody-goody up in church,
smiling and whatnot.

00:30:29.998 --> 00:30:31.958
Now, he'd make my mama happy.

00:30:32.042 --> 00:30:35.128
Last you said you wasn't gonna
be alone. Why should I be?

00:30:35.211 --> 00:30:38.173
I ain't sayin' you should be.
You do you.

00:30:38.256 --> 00:30:39.841
But that don't mean that
we can't do us though.

00:30:42.510 --> 00:30:44.054
Cook...

00:30:44.137 --> 00:30:46.014
Don't be like that.

00:30:46.931 --> 00:30:49.225
The rest of us just
comin' off the bench.

00:31:03.031 --> 00:31:04.324
What's up, Brother William?

00:31:04.407 --> 00:31:06.493
Basketball man!

00:31:06.576 --> 00:31:08.119
- Hey, sunshine.
- Good day
for a fish fry!

00:31:10.747 --> 00:31:13.500
What's up, Cook?
Looking lovely, as usual.

00:31:13.583 --> 00:31:16.503
Hey, Ma. Sorry, I had
to get some fresh air.

00:31:16.586 --> 00:31:19.297
You know, uh, our-our
stained glass window

00:31:19.380 --> 00:31:22.092
of the Savior can use
a little tender loving care--

00:31:22.175 --> 00:31:23.885
Say less, Pastor, say less.

00:31:25.637 --> 00:31:28.389
Let's fix that Jesus now.

00:31:28.473 --> 00:31:30.225
Oh, look at that.
It don't fit.

00:31:32.393 --> 00:31:34.604
Lord, Junior! God bless you!

00:31:34.687 --> 00:31:37.065
God bless you, too,
Pastor Greene.
Anything for the church.

00:31:37.148 --> 00:31:40.485
- Anything for the church.
- You got a fine son there,
Sister Johnson.

00:31:40.568 --> 00:31:43.196
- Yes. Yes... Yes, he is.

00:31:43.196 --> 00:31:44.572
- Working in the kingdom.
- Yes, sir!

00:31:44.656 --> 00:31:46.783
I'm about to get a plate, Ma.
Love you!

00:31:46.866 --> 00:31:48.993
God bless you again, Junior.
God bless you.

00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:50.453
Amen, amen.

00:31:53.581 --> 00:31:55.708
Waiter? What's this fly
doing in my soup?

00:31:55.792 --> 00:31:57.085
- The backstroke, sir.

00:31:57.669 --> 00:32:00.672
- The good stuff! Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.

00:32:00.797 --> 00:32:02.549
That play work for you
in real estate?

00:32:02.632 --> 00:32:04.634
What's that?

00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:06.636
Get the *er thinking
with his little head,
not his big one?

00:32:06.761 --> 00:32:10.265
There's that
famous Celtic defense.

00:32:10.348 --> 00:32:11.975
No. Come on.

00:32:12.058 --> 00:32:14.477
You're a student of
the game, I take it.

00:32:16.104 --> 00:32:18.106
Yeah. Look, Red...

00:32:19.524 --> 00:32:22.110
I know I'm still
the freshman of the class,

00:32:22.193 --> 00:32:23.319
and you're
the big man on campus.

00:32:23.403 --> 00:32:25.613
I get that.
I respect it.

00:32:25.697 --> 00:32:28.700
But I wanted to meet because
I'm asking for your help.

00:32:28.825 --> 00:32:30.577
I'm trying to build
something out here

00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:32.662
like you built in Boston.

00:32:32.787 --> 00:32:34.581
Like a real dynasty.

00:32:34.664 --> 00:32:37.125
And frankly, I think that
would be good for the league.

00:32:38.626 --> 00:32:40.295
Sor--

00:32:40.378 --> 00:32:41.921
What?

00:32:42.005 --> 00:32:43.548
You think you're the guy
to do that, do you?

00:32:43.631 --> 00:32:46.050
Well, I wouldn't count me out.

00:32:49.554 --> 00:32:51.890
You strike me
as a happy man.

00:32:51.973 --> 00:32:53.433
You only get so
many summers, right?

00:32:53.516 --> 00:32:56.060
- Then here's my advice.
- Okay.

00:32:56.144 --> 00:32:58.396
Enjoy this thing. Milk it.

00:32:58.479 --> 00:33:01.232
For the nookie,
for the attention.

00:33:01.316 --> 00:33:03.359
Leave the dynasties to me.

00:33:04.902 --> 00:33:06.946
Come on now, Red.

00:33:07.030 --> 00:33:08.573
You afraid of competition?

00:33:08.656 --> 00:33:10.491
No.

00:33:10.575 --> 00:33:13.828
I live for competition,
but you're no competitor.

00:33:13.911 --> 00:33:16.372
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's just not who you are.

00:33:16.456 --> 00:33:18.875
- It's not your nature.
- Alright.

00:33:18.958 --> 00:33:20.960
You know, Red, we just met...

00:33:22.253 --> 00:33:24.255
so you don't know me.

00:33:25.340 --> 00:33:27.467
But I grew up dirt poor,

00:33:27.550 --> 00:33:29.302
- on breadlines.
- Yeah. Made all the money
in the world.

00:33:29.385 --> 00:33:31.804
- And you think you
can buy this, too?
- No.

00:33:33.306 --> 00:33:35.933
I think I can win this.

00:33:41.064 --> 00:33:43.316
Championships aren't won.

00:33:43.399 --> 00:33:45.360
They're taken.

00:33:45.443 --> 00:33:47.320
By men like me,

00:33:47.403 --> 00:33:49.572
who'd cut your heart out
and still sleep like a baby

00:33:49.655 --> 00:33:52.909
for one more banner
in the rafters.

00:33:52.992 --> 00:33:56.329
Because I don't want to win.

00:33:56.412 --> 00:33:57.955
I need to.

00:33:58.039 --> 00:33:59.957
It doesn't
make me happy.

00:34:00.041 --> 00:34:02.293
It makes me a miserable
* bastard.

00:34:02.377 --> 00:34:04.253
- Well, you can say that again.

00:34:04.337 --> 00:34:06.631
Say it all you want, pal.
I'm fine and dandy with it.

00:34:06.714 --> 00:34:08.883
You're the one who's doing
this shit to feel good.

00:34:08.966 --> 00:34:11.010
Oh, I'm gonna feel very good

00:34:11.094 --> 00:34:12.428
- when I have that
trophy in my hands.
- For a minute.

00:34:12.512 --> 00:34:14.222
Then it's on to next year.

00:34:14.305 --> 00:34:16.099
You and all the other wannabes

00:34:16.182 --> 00:34:18.393
who do it for
the * in your lap.

00:34:18.476 --> 00:34:21.562
And brag that
you won 50 games
and made the playoffs.

00:34:21.646 --> 00:34:24.273
Pretty soon, you'll
realize it ain't worth it.

00:34:24.357 --> 00:34:26.234
You'll find
another shiny toy,

00:34:26.317 --> 00:34:28.486
a little poorer
for your troubles.

00:34:28.569 --> 00:34:31.322
- I can afford a lot of trouble.
- Horse shit.

00:34:31.406 --> 00:34:33.783
I know what you spent.
I know what you got.

00:34:35.785 --> 00:34:38.121
But maybe I can help
you out with that, too.

00:34:38.204 --> 00:34:41.457
- How's that?
- You have some nice
pieces on your roster.

00:34:41.541 --> 00:34:43.960
- How about you
unload a few to me?

00:34:44.043 --> 00:34:46.671
That's why you came
to dinner? Red...

00:34:46.754 --> 00:34:48.714
I may be new,
but I'm not, you know...

00:34:48.798 --> 00:34:50.299
Then you're dumber
than you look

00:34:50.383 --> 00:34:53.719
because this
decade is mine.

00:34:53.803 --> 00:34:56.222
That Celtic pride,
that luck of the Irish

00:34:56.305 --> 00:34:58.599
your boy West thinks
stole his lunch money?

00:35:00.059 --> 00:35:02.019
It's never been
a *' leprechaun.

00:35:03.104 --> 00:35:04.605
It's me.

00:35:07.733 --> 00:35:09.902
We decided?

00:35:09.986 --> 00:35:13.614
- Say the porterhouse was good?
- Yes.

00:35:13.698 --> 00:35:17.118
- I've decided
I lost my appetite.

00:35:17.201 --> 00:35:19.287
- You wanted my advice.
- Put it on my tab, Sammy.

00:35:19.370 --> 00:35:22.832
Take the offer,
fill your coffers,
and enjoy yourself!

00:35:22.957 --> 00:35:24.959
Let's put another
lobster on that.

00:35:46.063 --> 00:35:47.940
I ain't trying
to bum rush, fellas.

00:35:48.065 --> 00:35:49.609
It'd be nice to get a run
here before I jet off to LA.

00:35:49.692 --> 00:35:52.111
Yeah, well, we in
the middle of a game.

00:35:52.194 --> 00:35:53.654
You could take my spot.

00:35:53.738 --> 00:35:55.406
- Gotta go to work anyway.
- My man.

00:35:55.489 --> 00:35:58.409
- Anytime.
- Yeah, y'all do.

00:35:58.492 --> 00:36:00.494
- What's up, Cook?
- Hey.

00:36:00.578 --> 00:36:02.038
Hold this right quick.

00:36:02.121 --> 00:36:04.123
Can you watch
that for me?

00:36:04.123 --> 00:36:05.708
Don't be like that, Cook.

00:36:05.791 --> 00:36:08.836
- Y'all ready to win?
I got you.

00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:11.589
- Aight. Your ball.
- Bet.

00:36:14.008 --> 00:36:15.760
You know Cook's my girl, right?

00:36:15.843 --> 00:36:18.262
Yeah? I ain't see you
with us at the movies.

00:36:18.346 --> 00:36:20.348
Man, you just there 'cause
I'm about to jet off to LA,

00:36:20.431 --> 00:36:21.724
and she don't
wanna be alone.

00:36:21.807 --> 00:36:23.017
I'm just there
'cause you're a dog.

00:36:23.142 --> 00:36:25.394
And the whole town knows it.

00:36:25.478 --> 00:36:27.104
Man, you run through
girls like they're nothing.
'Cause to you,

00:36:27.188 --> 00:36:29.899
- that's what they are.
- Oh, so you know me?

00:36:29.982 --> 00:36:31.901
Yeah, she does, too.

00:36:31.984 --> 00:36:34.362
Oh, you know I'm
about to * you up, right?

00:36:34.445 --> 00:36:36.697
You ain't gonna have
a friend in Jesus after this.

00:36:38.783 --> 00:36:39.950
Woo!

00:36:39.992 --> 00:36:42.328
In your face!

00:36:42.411 --> 00:36:44.455
Brian, I'm just glad we
gettin' a chance to talk.

00:36:49.835 --> 00:36:51.796
- Woo!

00:36:51.796 --> 00:36:53.631
Get back on deep, Brian!
Let's go! It's coming my way?
Swing!

00:36:53.714 --> 00:36:55.800
Let's say you and Cook
get married and all that.

00:36:55.883 --> 00:36:57.843
You think she gonna look on
the life you provide for her

00:36:57.927 --> 00:37:00.179
and not think on what
it could've been with me?

00:37:03.974 --> 00:37:06.185
Think about that when
you can't pay a bill.

00:37:06.268 --> 00:37:08.312
Or get that Christmas gift
our girl really wants.

00:37:08.437 --> 00:37:09.855
'Cause she will.

00:37:09.939 --> 00:37:11.440
- Ball!
- Hate to be you, my dude!

00:37:14.235 --> 00:37:16.278
Get him, man! Oh!

00:37:17.905 --> 00:37:19.407
Damn!

00:37:19.490 --> 00:37:21.409
You look like our
girl down there!

00:37:21.492 --> 00:37:22.785
Face and everything.

00:37:22.868 --> 00:37:24.495
Come on, man. Get up.

00:37:26.455 --> 00:37:28.749
What, no thank you? What,
you don't wanna talk no more?

00:37:28.833 --> 00:37:30.501
I know a lot of reporters
give their right nut

00:37:30.584 --> 00:37:32.002
- to talk to Magic.
- Can you just play ball?!

00:37:32.086 --> 00:37:33.712
Can you just play ball?

00:37:33.796 --> 00:37:35.631
You want me to play ball.
Let's play ball.

00:37:35.714 --> 00:37:38.634
Give him the ball then!
He open!

00:37:41.387 --> 00:37:42.680
She watchin'.

00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:44.932
Come on, Brian.

00:37:45.933 --> 00:37:47.226
- Ball!

00:37:53.649 --> 00:37:55.359
Yeah, right there.

00:37:57.069 --> 00:37:59.530
That's game.
Take care of yourself, man.

00:38:05.035 --> 00:38:07.580
103 to 102,
Boston in the lead.

00:38:07.663 --> 00:38:10.499
2:22 to go.
And West just waved
everybody away.

00:38:10.583 --> 00:38:12.501
He wants it to himself.

00:38:12.585 --> 00:38:14.837
Lakers are gonna
win or lose this series on...

00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:17.882
This is your year, Jerry.
This is your * year.

00:38:17.965 --> 00:38:19.800
When you shut out
Jerry West...

00:38:31.770 --> 00:38:32.771
Stay.

00:38:37.610 --> 00:38:39.820
- That's a funeral arrangement.

00:38:40.404 --> 00:38:41.739
Is it?

00:38:41.822 --> 00:38:43.157
I thought they looked calm.

00:38:43.240 --> 00:38:44.950
They're for you.

00:38:46.869 --> 00:38:49.580
- What do you say...

00:38:49.663 --> 00:38:51.582
to some Italian, huh?

00:38:51.665 --> 00:38:54.043
You get dolled up,
take you to Barone's,

00:38:54.126 --> 00:38:56.545
some Chianti,
some Bolognese...

00:38:56.629 --> 00:38:59.673
I see you're
talking to me now.

00:38:59.757 --> 00:39:01.926
I know. I've been
a little in my head.

00:39:02.009 --> 00:39:03.761
You haven't said a word
to me in three days.

00:39:03.844 --> 00:39:06.096
- I'm better now.
- You haven't slept in our bed.

00:39:06.180 --> 00:39:08.265
- You haven't even stepped
inside the house.
- I just had to get my feet wet.

00:39:08.933 --> 00:39:11.393
Okay, this is an up.
I'm happy now.

00:39:13.395 --> 00:39:16.273
Alright, I'm optimistic,
but I can see it all, Kar.

00:39:16.357 --> 00:39:19.151
We got a shot
at winning it all this year,
a championship,

00:39:19.234 --> 00:39:21.195
and that is the happiest
I've ever been, I swear to God.

00:39:23.572 --> 00:39:25.866
No! No, no, co-- No. I mean,

00:39:25.950 --> 00:39:27.826
outside of you and I,
of course.

00:39:27.910 --> 00:39:29.203
- I'll have to take
your word for it.
- Karen,

00:39:29.286 --> 00:39:31.163
don't, don't,
don't, don't.

00:39:31.246 --> 00:39:32.873
- Let's just-- No--
- Jerry!

00:39:32.957 --> 00:39:35.209
They're your ups and downs.
I understand that now.

00:39:35.292 --> 00:39:37.294
But if I ride that
roller coaster with you,

00:39:37.378 --> 00:39:38.379
I will go crazy.

00:39:38.462 --> 00:39:40.464
You think I wanna
live like this?

00:39:40.547 --> 00:39:42.716
You're acting like
I got a choice. I *'
hate this shit, Karen,

00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:45.094
but you--
This is basketball.
That's what it takes.

00:40:30.222 --> 00:40:32.391
Sophomore year of high school.

00:40:32.474 --> 00:40:35.394
We was picked to lose against
this real state powerhouse.

00:40:35.477 --> 00:40:38.272
Instead, we blowed 'em out.

00:40:38.355 --> 00:40:41.316
Finished the game
with 36 points,

00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:44.737
19 rebounds,
18 assists.

00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:46.947
Everybody said,
"What a game

00:40:47.030 --> 00:40:49.950
by this young man,
Earvin Johnson Jr."

00:40:52.411 --> 00:40:53.871
Yeah...

00:40:53.954 --> 00:40:56.498
But this one writer, he said,

00:40:57.958 --> 00:40:59.960
"Earvin Johnson ain't
no fun in black and white.

00:41:02.379 --> 00:41:05.382
You want the real love,
you need a better name."

00:41:06.467 --> 00:41:08.510
Big E, Dr. J...

00:41:09.470 --> 00:41:10.762
Already taken.

00:41:12.222 --> 00:41:14.308
He said, "How about
I call you Magic?"

00:41:15.893 --> 00:41:19.271
Magic! Magic! Magic!

00:41:19.354 --> 00:41:21.148
Guess I said yes.

00:41:21.231 --> 00:41:23.650
Careful, Jun.
Keep rubbing on it,

00:41:23.775 --> 00:41:25.944
you gonna wash
the paint right on off.

00:41:27.821 --> 00:41:30.365
Just tryin' to keep
that shine on, Pop.

00:41:30.449 --> 00:41:32.284
Yeah, that's my boy.

00:41:32.367 --> 00:41:34.620
Keep everybody squinting.

00:41:36.371 --> 00:41:38.498
- Pop?
- Yeah?

00:41:39.499 --> 00:41:41.793
You think I'm a good man?

00:41:42.836 --> 00:41:44.922
What kind of question is that?

00:41:46.423 --> 00:41:48.967
Not sure if Mama do.

00:41:49.051 --> 00:41:51.011
Your mama is your mama.

00:41:51.094 --> 00:41:53.347
Alright? Still got some
point guard in her

00:41:53.430 --> 00:41:55.015
from her playing days.

00:41:55.098 --> 00:41:58.060
She likes things
how she likes them.

00:41:58.143 --> 00:42:01.480
Likes to run the show,
but...

00:42:01.563 --> 00:42:03.398
she loves her child more.

00:42:06.026 --> 00:42:08.153
Hoo! Gimme those keys!

00:42:08.237 --> 00:42:10.989
You gonna let me drive this
bad boy while you gone or what?

00:42:12.991 --> 00:42:14.576
It's all you, Pop.

00:42:26.463 --> 00:42:29.758
Wyoming has its
own kind of cold.

00:42:29.883 --> 00:42:32.177
It's like a thousand
needles dipped in fire

00:42:32.260 --> 00:42:33.971
going through you.

00:42:34.054 --> 00:42:35.931
My step-dad Cecil used
to send me out in that

00:42:36.014 --> 00:42:39.101
to dig ditches
till my knuckles split.

00:42:39.184 --> 00:42:41.186
I used to watch
the blood oozing out.

00:42:42.521 --> 00:42:45.190
It was so cold,
it would crystallize.

00:42:45.273 --> 00:42:46.858
I couldn't even feel the pain.

00:42:48.402 --> 00:42:50.320
By the time I was done,

00:42:50.404 --> 00:42:52.572
I'd be chattering so bad,
I thought my teeth would chip.

00:42:54.992 --> 00:42:57.452
And then old Cecil
would show up again,

00:42:58.328 --> 00:42:59.871
look at me,

00:43:00.914 --> 00:43:02.624
and laugh.

00:43:03.875 --> 00:43:05.377
And laugh.

00:43:11.925 --> 00:43:15.262
Last time I set foot in this
dump was '69, game seven.

00:43:17.097 --> 00:43:18.682
We were on the ropes that year.

00:43:20.183 --> 00:43:22.060
And I walked in here,

00:43:22.144 --> 00:43:24.271
I looked up,

00:43:24.354 --> 00:43:26.356
and I saw balloons.

00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:28.400
Must've been 50,000 of 'em.

00:43:29.735 --> 00:43:32.487
Cooke had 'em made up special.

00:43:32.571 --> 00:43:34.614
"World Champion Lakers."

00:43:39.077 --> 00:43:42.038
Eleven titles with that squad,
and that was the sweetest.

00:43:44.166 --> 00:43:46.668
We kept that hot air
right where it belonged.

00:43:49.713 --> 00:43:52.966
We got a deal?
I got a flight.

00:43:53.049 --> 00:43:54.760
Won't take long.

00:43:54.843 --> 00:43:56.386
The fact is, Red...

00:43:57.679 --> 00:43:59.222
you were dead on.

00:44:01.016 --> 00:44:04.811
I thought I could waltz in here
and spend my way to victory,

00:44:04.936 --> 00:44:07.230
have a grand old time
along the way.

00:44:08.857 --> 00:44:11.359
But you got me thinkin'
about what I really needed.

00:44:19.201 --> 00:44:21.703
I need to cut your heart out.

00:44:27.209 --> 00:44:28.710
You haven't got it.

00:44:30.378 --> 00:44:31.880
Oh, yes, I do.

00:44:34.049 --> 00:44:37.010
And I'm gonna beat
your * with it.

00:44:37.093 --> 00:44:40.472
This year. Next year.

00:44:40.555 --> 00:44:43.642
Every other year,
and every other you,

00:44:43.725 --> 00:44:45.435
until nobody even remembers

00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:47.729
Boston or the Celtics

00:44:47.812 --> 00:44:49.814
or the great
Red Auerbach ever won

00:44:49.898 --> 00:44:52.567
a goddamned thing.

00:44:57.364 --> 00:45:00.075
I'll see you when
we play you, kiddo.

00:45:31.356 --> 00:45:33.149
Miss Buss.

00:45:33.233 --> 00:45:35.151
- Miss Rothman.
- Ladies,

00:45:35.235 --> 00:45:36.486
could you give us
the room, please?

00:45:42.117 --> 00:45:44.703
I want to apologize
for everything.

00:45:45.287 --> 00:45:47.038
Um...

00:45:47.122 --> 00:45:48.707
- I-I work for you now, not--
- I overreacted.

00:45:49.958 --> 00:45:51.584
Back in Philly,

00:45:51.668 --> 00:45:55.880
the arena I worked for
filed bankruptcy.

00:45:55.964 --> 00:45:59.759
And I saw it coming.
I looked the other way.

00:45:59.843 --> 00:46:01.886
It's hard enough
being the only female.

00:46:01.970 --> 00:46:04.347
I didn't wanna be the scold.

00:46:04.431 --> 00:46:06.891
But, it wasn't them that
handed out the pink slips

00:46:06.975 --> 00:46:09.352
when the place
went belly-up.

00:46:09.436 --> 00:46:12.439
My dad would
never let that happen.

00:46:15.817 --> 00:46:17.110
You left this behind.

00:46:19.863 --> 00:46:22.490
I'd like to read it,
if you don't mind.

00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:25.827
No, not at all.

00:46:26.703 --> 00:46:28.747
Enjoy your salad.

00:46:35.545 --> 00:46:37.589
Alright!

00:46:37.672 --> 00:46:39.924
I need everyone
out here in the office!
Boys, come on out!

00:46:40.008 --> 00:46:43.136
Everybody!
You too, Jerry! Let's go!

00:46:43.219 --> 00:46:44.596
I need a word with you.

00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:46.806
No, me first, Jerry.
Pardon me, Linda.

00:46:46.890 --> 00:46:48.892
I'm gonna steal your desk here
so everyone can see me.

00:46:48.975 --> 00:46:50.935
Everybody! Let's go!
Gather around.

00:46:51.019 --> 00:46:54.272
Don't be shy! Listen up.

00:46:54.355 --> 00:46:57.150
The Lakers franchise,
as you know it,

00:46:57.233 --> 00:47:00.236
dies right here. Today.

00:47:02.405 --> 00:47:04.866
No more covering our *es.

00:47:04.949 --> 00:47:06.951
No more settling
for good enough.

00:47:07.035 --> 00:47:09.621
From here on out,

00:47:09.704 --> 00:47:12.332
we are playing to win!

00:47:12.415 --> 00:47:14.417
Every game!

00:47:16.252 --> 00:47:18.671
Now, it's gonna
cost me some money,

00:47:18.755 --> 00:47:21.007
and that's my business.

00:47:21.132 --> 00:47:24.385
But the investment that I need
from each and every one of you

00:47:25.762 --> 00:47:28.014
is everything else.

00:47:28.139 --> 00:47:32.060
Whatever it takes to
make this organization

00:47:32.185 --> 00:47:33.978
a world champion.

00:47:38.983 --> 00:47:41.152
So, Claire.

00:47:41.236 --> 00:47:43.863
I'm gonna need some big
ideas from you, alright?

00:47:43.947 --> 00:47:45.573
I need you.

00:47:45.657 --> 00:47:47.408
Bill, Jerry,

00:47:47.492 --> 00:47:48.701
I understand you're
still building the roster,

00:47:48.785 --> 00:47:51.913
but I have one question.

00:47:51.996 --> 00:47:55.708
What's it take to get us
to the Promised Land?

00:47:55.792 --> 00:47:58.044
- Well, I think
we're almost there.
- Almost?

00:47:58.169 --> 00:48:00.755
Yeah, there's, uh,

00:48:00.838 --> 00:48:03.675
just one piece that doesn't fit.

00:48:03.758 --> 00:48:05.760
Do not say Magic Johnson.

00:48:06.678 --> 00:48:09.389
No. It's not him.

00:48:09.472 --> 00:48:11.683
It's not? Fantastic!

00:48:11.766 --> 00:48:14.852
You hear that? That is
progress right there!

00:48:15.728 --> 00:48:17.063
Who, Jerry?

00:48:19.399 --> 00:48:21.401
- It's me.

00:48:22.860 --> 00:48:25.863
What did he say?

00:48:25.947 --> 00:48:29.075
You're gonna have to get
yourself a new head coach.