Mmm, pancakes.
Funky Foot! Sadie!
-Good morning. -Is it a good morning?
Because I just woke up with a mouthful of your Frosted Mini-Feet.
Sorry, Lay Lay.
I'm still getting used to sharing a bed.
It's hard to sleep in one spot like a log
when you're used to flipping around like a dolphin.
I appreciate you sharing a room with me,
but I need my own space.
This whole room is Sadie Central.
Well, it's my room.
And I optimized it for efficiency.
Everything in here has a purpose.
Do you hear yourself?
Efficiency ain't fun.
You want fun? Check out the Sock-It-To-Me 5000.
Say goodbye to the days of searching for socks.
With this, all I do is press this button,
and whatever socks it picks for me, I wear.
I thought your mismatched socks were by accident.
Oh, no.
I'm a woman of intention.
This is all great,
but can't we get a little Lay Lay up in here?
You're right. You should have some space of your own.
And I know how to make that happen.
But first, pancakes.
I can't decorate on an empty stomach.
See, this is why we work well together.
In moments of crisis, we find comfort in the same thing.
Syrup!
I don't remember what this tournament is,
but I do remember the prize is free nachos for a month.
It's the BoomBox Burger Beanbag Bonanza.
Don't ask me to say it again. That's all you get.
Hey, you guys are entering the cornhole tournament?
Correction. Team Jeremark is going to win
the cornhole tournament.
Our team name is Jeremark?
You didn't even consult me.
What about Je-Marky?
Or--hey, *y?
Never mind, I hear it.
It's a branding goldmine. I made t-shirts.
-People like to wear winners. -Ah.
I'll go sign us up.
I'm coming for you, nachos.
It's cute how excited you are
about a silly little tournament.
Silly? Little?
We have the reigning cornhole champs of Dayton
competing this year.
Noodles and Serena.
Noodles and Serena?
From Dayton?
You mean Serena Serena?
That woman is gonna be here?
Uh-oh. That look in your eyes says this is family drama.
I'm not family. Gone.
Who are Noodles and Serena?
Uh, heh, a long time ago, I went to band camp with them.
Serena bullied your father.
Bully is a strong word. Bully is a strong word.
No, actually, that's right.
Serena sabotaged his audition,
and in the middle of his solo…
She dumped a smoothie on his head.
Serena was named first chair,
and for the rest of the summer, everyone called me--
Groovy Smoothie.
Serena and Noodles!
Howdy, Smoothie.
What you been up to, Smoothie?
Bryce and I are incredibly successful jingle writers.
Oh, well, and that is great work
if you can't get a job writing real music.
That's what we do, by the way.
We write music that plays while people wait in line
for rides at a theme park.
Yeah. Maybe you heard this one.
Kick it, Serena.
- Bum, ba, bum, ba, bum - Bumper cars
Bumper cars here comes the bump
So, what brings you to town?
When are you leaving?
Oh, we're here to win tomorrow's cornhole tournament.
We're that good.
Well, you're not good enough to beat team Jeremark.
I know what you did to my dad, Serena.
I shall avenge you, Father.
Noodles, look!
There's a Groovy Smoothie Junior now.
Oh, you have your father's eyes, as well as his inability
to realize when he's in way over his head.
You're going down. Evil laugh and exit.
-What? -I am going to use
this all-conference softball arm to take them down!
It's my vision for our new room, especially your half.
I think we should call it Lay Lay Land.
Sold. Any name that's my name
plus something else, I'm on board for.
I built a scale model to show you what I was thinking.
But I only had two hours, so it's a little rough.
Woah. You did that in two hours?
This side of the room is Lay Lay Land.
You'll get a little desk and a bed.
And this is my favorite part--
your own Sock-It-To-Me 5000.
Doesn't Mini Lay Lay look happy?
"I'm all about this place."
Real-life Lay Lay ain't feeling it.
What? Why not?
It doesn't feel like me.
I wanna bring my own style to it, you know?
Add a little bit of fun.
Uh, how is your own reading station not fun?
Sadie,
I've never had my own space.
I need this to feel like a real teenager.
Okay, you're right.
If I'm gonna share my room with you,
I should really share it.
I mean, it's not gonna be big changes, right?
Big changes? Me? Come on. You know I'm subtle.
Come on, little Lay Lay. Let's blow this popcorn stand.
Little Sadie, this ain't good.
I'm Sadie's affirmation app
Welcome back, Tiffany.
Thanks, Locker.
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
#YouWishYouWereMe.
And post.
Woah, Tiffany, your locker looks amazing.
Thanks for noticing, Lay Lay.
I didn't know you had enough taste to notice my good taste.
Uh--I am good taste.
As a matter of fact, Sadie and I just decided
I should take a crack at redecorating our room.
A room makeover? Let me help!
I don't like you, but I love makeovers.
I don't like you either, but I want the room to say
Lay Lay the way this locker screams Tiffany.
And not the way I usually scream Tiffany.
Ugh, Tiffany!
-When do we start? -Ah!
Pump those brakes, Illegally Blonde.
What?
You don't have the job until you impress me.
What you thinking?
I'm seeing…
a disco ball.
You make it really hard to despise you
when you say cool stuff like that.
And if there's a disco ball,
there needs to be a dance floor.
You know what I'm dancing to?
The music coming out of your mouth.
OMG, are we like, vibing?
Totally.
Still don't like you.
Don't like you more.
- Yes. - Aww.
Hey, Serena, what do you get
when you cross Cleveland with a cornhole tournament?
- I don't know. - A bunch of losers.
-Evil laugh. -Shall we?
-Boo! -All right. Okay. All right.
Let the cornholers concentrate, people.
Right now, the scrappy Team Jeremark are three points away
from moving on to the Championship Round.
And there's Team Jeremark merchandise
available for purchase.
So, get 'em while you can, people.
Bet you think I'm nervous but I'm not.
The beans just kinda flow through me.
Three points! Team Jeremark wins.
They're going to the finals! Uh!
Our next semifinals match
is Trish and Bryce versus Serena and Noodles.
-You ready to win this? -Oh, yeah.
And then we're gonna dump smoothies on their heads.
I appreciate the sentiment, honey,
but we're obviously not so juvenile
we're gonna dump smoothies on their heads.
Let's keep these just in case.
Hey Tiff--ah!
Why are you here? Is this Armageddon?
Is my house the last house on Earth?
I invited her to Lay Lay Land.
We've been working on our new bedroom all day.
I spend all day trying to avoid her at school
and you invite her to my house?
She sure did.
And now I'm streaming this for my channel.
Hi, guys. Two girls desperately needed my assistance
in taking their bedroom from blech, vomit
to so iconic!
We're the two girls, Sadie. Wave!
Get your hand down.
All right, Noodles, watch me work.
-Yes! -Whoo!
That was truly impressive.
Now let's see you do it with your eyes closed.
You ready to lose, Groovy Smoothie?
My name's not Groovy Smoothie,
it's Bryce.
And after this toss, you'll never forget it.
Come on, Groovy Smoothie!
Prepare to be amazed.
-What did you do? -Do you love it?
Or do you love it?
She loves it.
Why is there a mini trampoline
in the middle of our room?
Because a full-size one didn't fit. Duh.
Check this out, Sadie. Why step when you can slide?
Lay Lay, for the record, this is not subtle.
And check this out. This is the best part.
Come on, Sadie!
The world is our stage, now our room is too.
Hey! I was getting my dance on.
There's nothing left of my old room.
There's no homework center, there's no Sock-It-To-Me 5000,
and one other tiny thing
that's kind of important for a bedroom.
There's no beds.
Sadie, hon, we got you.
I got us Murphy beds.
Stylish cabinets by day…
cozy beds by night.
Whoa. Okay, that one actually impresses me.
Don't act surprised. I've got skills.
And let's show them off on the--
Dance floor!
This has been a real barn burner here today.
Is it going to be Noodles and Serena
or Trish and Bryce in the finals?
The t-shirts are going fast, but good news,
there are now Team Jeremark desk calendars.
Anyways, Trish has been carrying Bryce,
but the game comes down to him.
If he can get his bag onto the board,
then they're going to the championship.
Dad, this is your chance to show Serena
that you're not afraid of her anymore.
Remember when I was in kindergarten and I started
charging the first graders to use the swings?
I recall that trip to the principal.
I was really nervous about taking those kids' money,
but I stuck it out and I'm glad I did.
That's a shakedown, son.
It's not appropriate behavior.
But I know you're trying to inspire me and I appreciate it.
Thanks.
Well, Bryce may have lost,
but at least he got the crowd riled up.
Because who doesn't like it when Omar bounces?
Noodles and Serena win!
Let's do the "make everybody feel bad" dance.
Losers.
I guess I can try to get used
to the room like this, but it just feels weird.
But less weird with Tiffany gone, right?
Oh, yeah. Way less weird.
Oh, we should probably get to sleep.
All right.
Wow. Surprisingly comfy for a cabinet.
Oh, just wait. There's also a massaging function.
I made a few adjustments.
Wait. You made adjustments?
You're not an adjustments girl.
Trust me, you're gonna love this.
I don't love this!
I'm pushing the button, Sadie,
but the remote's not working.
Then do something!
Ahh! Get me outta here!
I'm trying, Sadie!
Oh, I did it!
We heard screaming. Are you girls okay?
No, we're not okay. Who screams when they're okay?
That bed is eating my baby!
Give me back my babies, bed!
Get off! Get off!
Lay Lay, tell Murphy he can have his beds back.
You told us you were decorating in here,
not building a death trap.
Well, I tried to make it a little less Sadie,
but that didn't work.
So, then I tried to make it a little more Lay Lay,
but that didn't work either.
Why aren't you working together?
What a cornhole championship it's been.
We're down to the last toss.
You're up, Serena.
Hope this isn't distracting.
I'm just such a big fan.
Bum, ba, bum, ba, bum bumper cars
Here comes the bump bump
Do you mind?
Doing this louder? No.
Bum, ba, bum, ba, bum bumper cars
Here comes the bump bump
Ooh. And that's a miss.
And with the next toss, Team Jeremark can win.
And Jeremy hasn't missed all tournament.
And I still won't.
But first, let me remind everyone what
these cornhole heroes are playing for.
A free month of Nachos by Nature!
I'm comin' for you, nachos. Muah.
Featuring our new vegan cheese.
Vegan cheese?
I am voicing my extreme displeasure!
Jeremy, just focus and take your shot.
Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore.
No!
And with that miss, it all comes down to this.
If Marky makes this shot, his team wins.
Ah! Hand cramp!
Right in my bag tosser!
-Oh! -Marky, are you okay?
Yeah, but I won't be able to make this toss.
Well, then that means we win. Noodles and Serena forever!
Slow your roll.
The tournament bylaws allow a team with a medical injury
to name a replacement for one throw.
The kid's right.
Thanks for reading those bylaws, Marky.
You know, I worked really hard on those, and I didn't think anyone would notice.
-I better get ready then. -Actually, I'm picking Dad.
Really?
Really.
Show them you're not the Groovy Smoothie, you're my Dad.
What you're doing is very sweet.
But I would've nailed that shot.
Ohh, so close, and yet so far.
- You lose! - Whoo!
Go Noodles! Go Serena! Go--
-Go Noo-- -It's in the hole!
Oh! Team Jeremark
with medical substitute, Bryce, wins!
I beat Serena! Who's first chair now?
I knew you could do it, Dad.
Thank you for giving your old man a chance to prove himself.
I guess congratulations are in order.
But to us, you'll always be--
The Groovy Smoothie.
Evil laugh.
I'm disgusting.
Oh. But you do look groovy.
Evil laugh.
- On the count of three. - One, two, three!
-Okay. Okay. -All right.
I can't believe what we did with the place.
Even though I was here when we did it.
This room is extra, yet organized.
Functional, yet fly. It's perfect.
Well, we should get some sleep.
First one in bed wins.
Okay, I win.
We gotta get less pillows.
Good night, Sadie.
Good night, Lay Lay.
Lay Lay, it's kinda lonely over here.
Bestie sleepover? Be right there.
Much better.
Wait. Something's still not right.
Oh, I know, I know.
Much better.
Perfect.