WEBVTT 00:00:06.553 --> 00:00:08.471 Here we go 00:00:14.352 --> 00:00:15.687 Hee-hee-hee! 00:00:15.687 --> 00:00:18.898 I'm Giggle-Time Gus! What do you want to play? 00:00:18.898 --> 00:00:23.153 I want to play a little game called... 00:00:23.153 --> 00:00:27.615 "Cut you open and see what's inside!" 00:00:27.615 --> 00:00:31.119 Hee-hee-hee! Sounds like fun! 00:00:32.495 --> 00:00:35.623 Hee-hee-hee! What are you doing? 00:00:35.623 --> 00:00:38.084 If you must know, I'm tampering with your wiring. 00:00:38.084 --> 00:00:42.255 Next time Jarvis picks you up, you won't just be cute... 00:00:42.255 --> 00:00:44.424 ...You'll electro-cute! 00:00:45.592 --> 00:00:48.553 Hee-hee-hee! Stop it. 00:00:48.553 --> 00:00:49.929 No. You're not the boss of me. 00:00:49.929 --> 00:00:51.890 Fine, Bowie. 00:00:51.890 --> 00:00:53.892 Oh, no. The boss of me. 00:00:55.602 --> 00:00:58.563 Yes, your hair smells like waffles. 00:00:59.647 --> 00:01:01.399 They can't see what I'm doing to you! 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:03.443 Hee-hee-hee! 00:01:03.443 --> 00:01:05.195 Let's play hide and seek! 00:01:05.195 --> 00:01:07.614 Good thinking. 00:01:07.614 --> 00:01:10.033 Where to hide you? Where to hide you? 00:01:19.375 --> 00:01:20.752 Oh, hey, Mrs. Bubkes. 00:01:20.752 --> 00:01:22.253 I didn't realize you were cleaning in here. 00:01:27.759 --> 00:01:29.344 That doesn't sound 00:01:29.344 --> 00:01:32.305 like the proper Meeskatanian you normally speak. 00:01:32.305 --> 00:01:33.681 Do you understand her? 00:01:33.681 --> 00:01:36.684 No. But I don't understand any women. 00:01:36.684 --> 00:01:39.771 Hee-hee-hee! Come find me! 00:01:41.147 --> 00:01:43.733 Found you. 00:01:43.733 --> 00:01:46.528 Now find me! 00:01:46.528 --> 00:01:48.321 Mrs. Bubkes, do you have 00:01:48.321 --> 00:01:50.031 a Giggle-Time Gus in your mouth? 00:01:51.991 --> 00:01:55.245 Hee-hee-hee! I'm Giggle-Time Gus! 00:01:55.245 --> 00:01:56.955 Don't worry. 00:01:56.955 --> 00:01:58.748 I've got a plan to get him out. 00:02:02.836 --> 00:02:05.046 Bowie! You made her swallow him! 00:02:05.046 --> 00:02:08.174 I should have mentioned-- it's a two-part plan. 00:02:08.174 --> 00:02:10.176 Now we wait. 00:02:10.176 --> 00:02:13.388 Hee-hee-hee! It's dark in here! 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:17.142 Head for the light at the end of the... 00:02:18.268 --> 00:02:20.103 ...Tunnel! 00:02:21.563 --> 00:02:25.400 Something tells me Gus won't be giggling for long. 00:02:27.610 --> 00:02:29.195 Buckle up 00:02:29.195 --> 00:02:31.197 And hold on tight 00:02:31.197 --> 00:02:34.200 You and me on a wild ride 00:02:34.200 --> 00:02:37.245 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:02:37.245 --> 00:02:40.415 Together we'll make it all the way 00:02:40.415 --> 00:02:43.126 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:02:43.126 --> 00:02:44.544 We'll always find our way around 00:02:44.544 --> 00:02:44.752 So here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:44.752 --> 00:02:48.798 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:48.798 --> 00:02:51.801 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:51.801 --> 00:02:53.344 You got me 00:02:53.344 --> 00:02:54.888 I got you 00:02:54.888 --> 00:02:56.181 Here we go 00:03:06.024 --> 00:03:07.984 What are you doing? 00:03:07.984 --> 00:03:10.069 Two-player mode. I'm your biker babe. 00:03:12.572 --> 00:03:14.949 Oh, darn. I drove off that bridge. 00:03:16.993 --> 00:03:18.995 I wonder how Mrs. Bubkes feels. 00:03:18.995 --> 00:03:20.455 Kind of soft. 00:03:20.455 --> 00:03:22.498 And it's hard to get my arms all the way around her. 00:03:22.498 --> 00:03:24.292 Not when you're playing the motorcycle game! 00:03:24.292 --> 00:03:26.878 Since she swallowed that Giggle-Time Gus. 00:03:26.878 --> 00:03:29.505 Hee-hee-hee! This is fun! 00:03:31.007 --> 00:03:32.383 Not for me! 00:03:32.383 --> 00:03:34.177 Ohh! 00:03:38.640 --> 00:03:39.933 Hee-hee-hee! 00:03:39.933 --> 00:03:42.894 I'll miss yo-o-o-o-ou! 00:03:42.894 --> 00:03:45.605 Mrs. Bubkes? Are you feeling better? 00:03:47.440 --> 00:03:50.860 She certainly isn't looking better. 00:03:50.860 --> 00:03:54.948 Candace? You swallowed a Giggle-Time Gus? 00:03:54.948 --> 00:03:58.117 That's odd. So did Mrs. Bubkes. 00:03:58.117 --> 00:04:00.411 I'm not surprised, because... 00:04:00.411 --> 00:04:04.082 you make such dangerous products. 00:04:04.082 --> 00:04:06.167 Are you saying it's our fault you swallowed a toy? 00:04:06.167 --> 00:04:07.710 Yes. 00:04:07.710 --> 00:04:09.921 Giggle-Time Gus is dangerous, defective, 00:04:09.921 --> 00:04:12.090 and...delicious. 00:04:12.090 --> 00:04:14.092 So sue us! 00:04:14.092 --> 00:04:15.969 -I'm considering it. -You should. 00:04:15.969 --> 00:04:18.137 I think you have a very good case. 00:04:18.137 --> 00:04:20.056 Unfortunately, it turns out 00:04:20.056 --> 00:04:22.475 I can't afford a lawyer on a cleaning woman's salary. 00:04:22.475 --> 00:04:24.310 Cleaning woman's salary? 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:27.689 That's just an old expression. 00:04:27.689 --> 00:04:29.440 The point is, I'm reporting you to the city! 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:31.943 This is an unsafe environment! 00:04:31.943 --> 00:04:33.569 I wouldn't say it's unsafe. 00:04:33.569 --> 00:04:35.113 Sure we've had a lot of injuries, 00:04:35.113 --> 00:04:37.115 but it's mostly Mrs. Bubkes. 00:04:37.115 --> 00:04:40.076 She's kind of a klutz. 00:04:40.076 --> 00:04:41.953 Tell that to the safety inspector 00:04:41.953 --> 00:04:42.996 the city's going to send. 00:04:42.996 --> 00:04:44.747 He'll shut this place down 00:04:44.747 --> 00:04:47.292 once he sees it's run by a bunch of reckless kids! 00:04:47.292 --> 00:04:50.503 Hey, this place is only run by one reckless kid. 00:04:50.503 --> 00:04:52.630 The rest of us just work here. 00:04:52.630 --> 00:04:57.010 For a cleaning woman's salary, mind you. 00:05:02.473 --> 00:05:05.143 Piper, I can't understand this email you sent me. 00:05:05.143 --> 00:05:11.065 "Hukgrko dfqluiop jklsdlasd, iosiopejkl." 00:05:11.065 --> 00:05:12.608 You can't understand that? 00:05:12.608 --> 00:05:16.154 It says, "I can't type wearing all this protective gear." 00:05:19.991 --> 00:05:21.117 I know it's a pain, 00:05:21.117 --> 00:05:23.036 but until we pass that safety inspection, 00:05:23.036 --> 00:05:25.330 we need to be extra-, ultra-, super-safe. 00:05:25.330 --> 00:05:27.290 You should be thankful for that protective gear. 00:05:27.290 --> 00:05:30.001 The more of that outfit you cover up, the better. 00:05:35.381 --> 00:05:37.592 Why are the stairs chained off? 00:05:37.592 --> 00:05:39.844 Stairs are a deathtrap! 00:05:39.844 --> 00:05:43.139 Did you know 100% of people who have fallen down stairs 00:05:43.139 --> 00:05:45.558 did so while using stairs? 00:05:48.019 --> 00:05:49.145 Jarvis, don't you think 00:05:49.145 --> 00:05:51.022 you're taking this safety thing too far? 00:05:51.022 --> 00:05:52.690 No. Not at all. 00:05:56.527 --> 00:06:00.073 We have to wear seatbelts to ride the elevator? 00:06:00.073 --> 00:06:01.532 If you're tall enough. 00:06:01.532 --> 00:06:02.867 Little ones have to use 00:06:02.867 --> 00:06:04.702 a Snug'n'Comfy elevator safety seat. 00:06:06.871 --> 00:06:08.122 This is actually pretty comfortable 00:06:08.122 --> 00:06:09.665 once you get over the humiliation. 00:06:19.384 --> 00:06:21.719 Can you believe we have to wear this? 00:06:21.719 --> 00:06:23.221 This is just what my mom makes me wear 00:06:23.221 --> 00:06:25.473 to walk to work. 00:06:25.473 --> 00:06:29.060 Jarvis is taking this safety stuff way too far. 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:31.104 He's banned all my favourite activities-- 00:06:31.104 --> 00:06:32.814 razor tag... 00:06:32.814 --> 00:06:34.816 scuba-dying, 00:06:34.816 --> 00:06:37.402 and parashouting. 00:06:37.402 --> 00:06:39.195 You mean parachuting? 00:06:39.195 --> 00:06:40.988 No, parashouting. 00:06:40.988 --> 00:06:42.698 You jump out of an airplane and shout 00:06:42.698 --> 00:06:47.995 "Look at me! I've got no parachute!" 00:06:47.995 --> 00:06:49.580 Well, you'll just have to find a nice, safe hobby. 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:50.498 Something like this. 00:06:52.458 --> 00:06:56.295 The "Joy of K-nitting." 00:06:56.295 --> 00:06:58.131 It's actually pronounced "knitting." 00:06:58.131 --> 00:06:59.757 I was joking. 00:06:59.757 --> 00:07:03.261 You don't think I k-now that? 00:07:03.261 --> 00:07:05.555 I'm not a k-nucklehead. 00:07:09.267 --> 00:07:10.435 Piper! 00:07:10.435 --> 00:07:12.270 Can you show me how to use a cookbook? 00:07:12.270 --> 00:07:14.355 I think I did it wrong the first time. 00:07:18.734 --> 00:07:19.777 What are you trying to make? 00:07:19.777 --> 00:07:20.945 Cookies! 00:07:20.945 --> 00:07:22.029 I'm off to visit Grandma, 00:07:22.029 --> 00:07:23.531 and thought I'd bring her a snack. 00:07:23.531 --> 00:07:25.283 She lives on the other side of the forest, 00:07:25.283 --> 00:07:27.285 so I'm gonna wear this, in case it gets chilly. 00:07:31.289 --> 00:07:33.332 I don't think you should be baking cookies. 00:07:33.332 --> 00:07:35.251 I know what you're thinking... 00:07:35.251 --> 00:07:37.753 Cookies might be hard for an old lady to chew. 00:07:37.753 --> 00:07:39.255 But not for my grandmother. 00:07:39.255 --> 00:07:42.508 She has really big teeth. 00:07:42.508 --> 00:07:45.344 I mean, I don't think you should be baking at all. 00:07:45.344 --> 00:07:47.638 Jarvis told us not to do anything dangerous. 00:07:47.638 --> 00:07:51.350 Don't be silly. How is baking dangerous? 00:07:54.979 --> 00:07:55.938 What are you doing? 00:07:57.482 --> 00:07:59.233 Making chocolate chips. 00:08:01.152 --> 00:08:03.154 Pass me that can of cookie dough. 00:08:03.154 --> 00:08:04.822 This isn't cookie dough! 00:08:04.822 --> 00:08:07.325 It's Kooky-Dough! 00:08:07.325 --> 00:08:08.451 A toy. 00:08:08.451 --> 00:08:10.328 You can't bake with this stuff. 00:08:10.328 --> 00:08:12.330 Sure I can! 00:08:13.331 --> 00:08:15.333 I just have to add the other ingredients. 00:08:15.333 --> 00:08:17.126 Sugar... 00:08:18.336 --> 00:08:20.087 baking soda... 00:08:21.172 --> 00:08:23.466 yeast. 00:08:27.428 --> 00:08:29.096 Now we just wait for the dough to rise. 00:08:31.098 --> 00:08:33.935 Wow! We didn't have to wait long. 00:08:33.935 --> 00:08:36.854 Geneva, do you realize what you've done? 00:08:36.854 --> 00:08:39.982 No! 00:08:39.982 --> 00:08:41.484 By adding yeast to Kooky-Dough, 00:08:41.484 --> 00:08:43.069 you made it reproduce. 00:08:43.069 --> 00:08:45.071 Right here on the countertop? 00:08:45.071 --> 00:08:48.533 Eww! We eat off this thing. 00:08:48.533 --> 00:08:50.076 The worst part about Kooky-Dough 00:08:50.076 --> 00:08:52.078 is that you're always losing pieces of it. 00:08:52.078 --> 00:08:53.788 This could make a great toy. 00:08:53.788 --> 00:08:55.665 Self-replenishing Kooky-Dough! 00:08:55.665 --> 00:08:57.333 I've got to tell Jarvis about this. 00:08:57.333 --> 00:08:59.085 And I've got to tell Grandma! 00:08:59.085 --> 00:09:01.212 Never mind. She's probably already heard. 00:09:01.212 --> 00:09:04.131 She has really big ears. 00:09:22.483 --> 00:09:25.152 See? This is safe and fun. And look what I made. 00:09:29.448 --> 00:09:31.450 You're wearing a helmet and a hat? 00:09:31.450 --> 00:09:34.412 Of course not! I'm not a dork. 00:09:34.412 --> 00:09:37.790 This is a helmet cozy. 00:09:37.790 --> 00:09:39.083 Well, I think 00:09:39.083 --> 00:09:42.044 I've got a real k-nack for k-nitting. 00:09:47.133 --> 00:09:48.884 Nice foot cozy! 00:09:50.136 --> 00:09:52.597 But you don't usually knit it right onto your foot. 00:09:52.597 --> 00:09:54.432 Oh. I'll take it off. 00:09:58.185 --> 00:10:00.146 Aah! 00:10:01.355 --> 00:10:03.357 Knox. No! 00:10:03.357 --> 00:10:04.400 Don't worry! 00:10:04.400 --> 00:10:07.069 I'm wearing k-nee pads! 00:10:16.162 --> 00:10:17.830 Jarvis! We have something to tell you! 00:10:17.830 --> 00:10:19.081 Is it that you're sorry 00:10:19.081 --> 00:10:22.043 for running at an incredibly dangerous speed? 00:10:22.043 --> 00:10:23.336 Why can't you just listen? 00:10:23.336 --> 00:10:26.422 No one else around here is doing anything dangerous. 00:10:28.090 --> 00:10:29.842 But we created a new toy! 00:10:29.842 --> 00:10:31.594 I don't want you experimenting with anything. 00:10:31.594 --> 00:10:36.057 The inspector could drop in any time. 00:10:36.057 --> 00:10:37.725 But it's not even dangerous! 00:10:37.725 --> 00:10:40.394 Unlike what Knox is doing. 00:10:43.022 --> 00:10:45.107 Nice try, Piper. 00:10:45.107 --> 00:10:46.525 You have to turn your head faster. 00:10:46.525 --> 00:10:49.111 And risk getting whiplash? 00:10:49.111 --> 00:10:51.072 I don't think so. 00:10:58.746 --> 00:11:00.289 This is so unfair. 00:11:00.289 --> 00:11:02.458 We should be able to sell the Kooky-Dough we made. 00:11:02.458 --> 00:11:03.709 It's perfectly safe. 00:11:03.709 --> 00:11:05.795 And we have so much of it! 00:11:05.795 --> 00:11:08.381 Oh, no! 00:11:08.381 --> 00:11:11.217 I don't understand how this thing keeps growing. 00:11:11.217 --> 00:11:12.593 There must be some explanation. 00:11:12.593 --> 00:11:14.178 Think! 00:11:21.727 --> 00:11:24.897 Hey, that's my smoothie! 00:11:24.897 --> 00:11:27.149 The Kooky-Dough grows by consuming food, 00:11:27.149 --> 00:11:28.651 just like we do. 00:11:28.651 --> 00:11:30.611 Maybe it'll shrink back down if we starve it. 00:11:30.611 --> 00:11:32.613 That seems extreme. 00:11:32.613 --> 00:11:36.242 If it wants to lose weight, maybe it should try exercise. 00:11:36.242 --> 00:11:38.452 Give me that smoothie! Aah! 00:11:40.246 --> 00:11:43.124 Right! Like arm-wrestling! 00:11:46.669 --> 00:11:48.671 Okay, since you somehow managed 00:11:48.671 --> 00:11:50.339 to turn knitting into bungee jumping, 00:11:50.339 --> 00:11:52.633 let's try an even safer hobby. 00:11:52.633 --> 00:11:54.093 Like bungee-krumping! 00:11:57.596 --> 00:11:59.515 I was thinking something like birdwatching. 00:11:59.515 --> 00:12:02.268 Something exactly like birdwatching. 00:12:02.268 --> 00:12:04.019 Birdwatching. 00:12:08.983 --> 00:12:11.944 Whoa! What an awesome bird! 00:12:11.944 --> 00:12:13.070 What does it look like? 00:12:13.070 --> 00:12:14.155 It's white. 00:12:14.155 --> 00:12:15.489 Kind of fluffy. 00:12:15.489 --> 00:12:19.702 And it looks like my parents fighting when I was little. 00:12:19.702 --> 00:12:21.287 Knox, that's a cloud. 00:12:21.287 --> 00:12:22.747 And it doesn't look like that at all. 00:12:24.290 --> 00:12:25.875 Try to spot an actual bird. 00:12:28.127 --> 00:12:29.754 Ooh! A golden-crowned sparrow! 00:12:31.964 --> 00:12:33.591 Check. 00:12:33.591 --> 00:12:35.801 Ooh! I see a bird. 00:12:35.801 --> 00:12:39.263 Is it round, yellow, and actually the sun? 00:12:39.263 --> 00:12:41.807 No. It's an eagle. 00:12:41.807 --> 00:12:44.727 Wow, these binoculars are incredible. 00:12:44.727 --> 00:12:46.562 It's like he's right next to me. 00:12:50.483 --> 00:12:53.110 Don't move, or make any bird sounds. 00:12:53.110 --> 00:12:55.112 It might think we're its babies. 00:12:55.112 --> 00:12:56.822 What kind of bird sounds? 00:12:56.822 --> 00:12:58.240 Like... "Caw?" 00:13:01.577 --> 00:13:05.498 Whoa! I can see the whole K-nick K-nack building 00:13:05.498 --> 00:13:07.374 from up here! 00:13:08.584 --> 00:13:10.920 Woohoo! 00:13:10.920 --> 00:13:13.714 I know bird-watching ended up being dangerous, 00:13:13.714 --> 00:13:14.924 what with Knox being carried off 00:13:14.924 --> 00:13:18.135 in the razor-sharp talons of a man-eating bird... 00:13:18.135 --> 00:13:21.430 but this is one of the rarest species I've ever spotted. 00:13:23.432 --> 00:13:27.728 "Medium-sized eagle." Check. 00:13:27.728 --> 00:13:29.647 Bowie! What do you think you're doing? 00:13:29.647 --> 00:13:30.815 Uh... 00:13:30.815 --> 00:13:33.818 It's dangerous to stand by an open window. 00:13:34.985 --> 00:13:37.279 Woohoo! 00:13:41.325 --> 00:13:42.868 This is the place. 00:13:42.868 --> 00:13:45.287 You can put your "condemned" sign here. 00:13:45.287 --> 00:13:48.457 The Safety Inspector's here! Is everyone ready? 00:13:49.667 --> 00:13:52.002 Yup. 00:13:53.128 --> 00:13:53.963 Yup. 00:13:59.510 --> 00:14:00.845 Yup! 00:14:03.013 --> 00:14:04.181 Yup! 00:14:06.016 --> 00:14:08.978 Okay, yup-ish. 00:14:17.653 --> 00:14:18.988 What is that? 00:14:18.988 --> 00:14:20.072 Um... 00:14:20.072 --> 00:14:22.449 Well, remember that toy we invented? 00:14:22.449 --> 00:14:23.909 Turns out it's less "toy" 00:14:23.909 --> 00:14:25.494 and more "uncontrollable, ever-expanding, 00:14:25.494 --> 00:14:27.997 man-eating, blood-thirsty blob." 00:14:27.997 --> 00:14:29.707 "Ever-expanding?" 00:14:29.707 --> 00:14:31.292 It grows? 00:14:31.292 --> 00:14:35.004 He's kind of an emotional eater. 00:14:35.004 --> 00:14:36.630 The Safety Inspector is here! 00:14:36.630 --> 00:14:38.382 We've got to do something with this thing. 00:14:38.382 --> 00:14:41.260 How about extreme blob-sledding? 00:14:41.260 --> 00:14:42.720 No "extreme" anything! 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:44.054 And get rid of that egg! 00:14:44.054 --> 00:14:46.807 But I was going to make an extreme omelet. 00:14:46.807 --> 00:14:47.933 Get him out of here! 00:14:49.435 --> 00:14:50.895 And get rid of that blob before-- 00:14:53.939 --> 00:14:54.899 Where did it go? 00:15:00.070 --> 00:15:02.573 I still think I wore it best. 00:15:06.076 --> 00:15:08.913 Hello... 00:15:08.913 --> 00:15:13.417 And welcome to our ultra-safe, super-harmless company. 00:15:13.417 --> 00:15:15.753 I'm still farting out clumps of blue fur. 00:15:17.046 --> 00:15:18.839 Did you not read my original complaint? 00:15:18.839 --> 00:15:20.257 Because it really provides a context 00:15:20.257 --> 00:15:23.427 for that whole fur-farting thing. 00:15:23.427 --> 00:15:24.762 Don't listen to her! 00:15:24.762 --> 00:15:26.055 Everything at Knickknack Toys 00:15:26.055 --> 00:15:27.514 is perfectly safe. 00:15:27.514 --> 00:15:29.058 Let me show you around. 00:15:29.058 --> 00:15:30.142 Starting with... not this room. 00:15:38.108 --> 00:15:40.694 Elevator belts. Nice! 00:15:46.951 --> 00:15:48.077 I've got to keep you in here 00:15:48.077 --> 00:15:48.994 and out of trouble. 00:15:48.994 --> 00:15:50.996 Okay, Knox? 00:15:50.996 --> 00:15:53.290 Knox? 00:15:53.290 --> 00:15:54.124 K-nox? 00:15:54.124 --> 00:15:56.502 Yeah? 00:15:56.502 --> 00:15:58.128 Okay, I want you to just sit here 00:15:58.128 --> 00:16:00.089 and do absolutely nothing. 00:16:00.089 --> 00:16:03.467 That seems a little extreme. 00:16:03.467 --> 00:16:05.094 So I'm in! 00:16:10.015 --> 00:16:13.143 Can we do something while we do absolutely nothing? 00:16:13.143 --> 00:16:15.145 Like snakeboarding? 00:16:15.145 --> 00:16:18.148 No! We need a simple, calm hobby. 00:16:18.148 --> 00:16:19.608 Something completely safe 00:16:19.608 --> 00:16:22.236 that won't lead to anything dangerous or destructive. 00:16:22.236 --> 00:16:24.279 Like twiddling your thumbs. 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:26.448 Fine. 00:16:37.126 --> 00:16:38.544 This is the toy lab, 00:16:38.544 --> 00:16:39.712 where we make 00:16:39.712 --> 00:16:44.008 our incredibly fun, incredibly safe toys. 00:16:44.008 --> 00:16:45.426 Like our Safety Safe, 00:16:45.426 --> 00:16:47.136 the especially safe toy safe 00:16:47.136 --> 00:16:48.595 that keeps your safety items safe. 00:16:52.391 --> 00:16:56.061 Not that there's any need for safety glasses around here. 00:17:00.691 --> 00:17:02.109 Did I just hear tapping? 00:17:02.109 --> 00:17:04.194 Uh... yes! 00:17:04.194 --> 00:17:05.446 That was just me tap-dancing, 00:17:05.446 --> 00:17:08.115 because I'm so happy about our safety record. 00:17:11.326 --> 00:17:13.037 Anyway, 00:17:13.037 --> 00:17:14.455 you've seen the toy lab. 00:17:14.455 --> 00:17:17.332 Let's go check out my ultra-safe office. 00:17:19.710 --> 00:17:21.211 Stop twiddling your thumbs 00:17:21.211 --> 00:17:23.088 and help me put this out! 00:17:24.214 --> 00:17:26.341 On second thought... 00:17:27.843 --> 00:17:28.886 offices are boring. 00:17:28.886 --> 00:17:30.929 Back in the elevator! 00:17:37.853 --> 00:17:40.272 Well, as you can see, 00:17:40.272 --> 00:17:44.234 like the rest of the building, it's perfectly safe up here. 00:17:48.906 --> 00:17:51.492 Anyway, that should wrap up your inspection. 00:17:51.492 --> 00:17:53.202 Why don't you exit by the back stairs? 00:17:53.202 --> 00:17:54.620 With your eyes closed. 00:17:54.620 --> 00:17:57.039 They're just that safe. 00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:57.331 before the giant blob monster kills us! 00:17:59.374 --> 00:18:01.627 See? I told you this place was unsafe! 00:18:01.627 --> 00:18:03.712 -What is that? -I can explain! 00:18:06.465 --> 00:18:08.092 Looks like you don't have to. 00:18:13.472 --> 00:18:14.640 We can't just leave him in there. 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:15.974 Jarvis is right. 00:18:15.974 --> 00:18:17.476 The blob needs dessert. 00:18:19.978 --> 00:18:21.688 No! We need to save him! 00:18:21.688 --> 00:18:23.398 Even if it means getting shut down. 00:18:25.317 --> 00:18:28.862 If I don't make it back, remember me as a hero. 00:18:28.862 --> 00:18:31.073 A handsome hero. 00:18:32.449 --> 00:18:34.326 A statue might be nice. 00:18:34.326 --> 00:18:37.371 Something that really captures my handsomeness. 00:18:37.371 --> 00:18:39.081 Maybe put it over there on the grass, 00:18:39.081 --> 00:18:40.165 so people can sit against it 00:18:40.165 --> 00:18:42.876 and eat their lunch in my handsome shadow. 00:18:42.876 --> 00:18:43.335 and eat their lunch in my handsome shadow. 00:18:43.335 --> 00:18:46.255 No one can remember you if you don't leave. 00:18:47.840 --> 00:18:49.216 Ugh! 00:18:49.216 --> 00:18:49.591 Ugh! 00:18:49.591 --> 00:18:51.468 Look! I'm behind you! Ah! 00:18:51.468 --> 00:18:52.678 Ugh! I got you. 00:18:52.678 --> 00:18:54.388 Come with me! 00:18:54.388 --> 00:18:56.849 Ugh! 00:19:02.479 --> 00:19:04.439 That toy... that toy-- 00:19:04.439 --> 00:19:05.440 Almost killed you! 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.526 ...Is amazing! 00:19:07.526 --> 00:19:09.278 What? 00:19:09.278 --> 00:19:11.530 The worst thing about Kooky-Dough 00:19:11.530 --> 00:19:13.198 is that you're always losing pieces of it. 00:19:13.198 --> 00:19:15.868 Self-replenishing Kooky-Dough! 00:19:15.868 --> 00:19:17.536 My kids would love it! 00:19:17.536 --> 00:19:19.496 Really? Great. 00:19:19.496 --> 00:19:21.039 We'll give you a lifetime supply. 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.542 Here you go. 00:19:28.881 --> 00:19:30.299 On second thought, 00:19:30.299 --> 00:19:32.176 we'll send you some once we've tweaked the recipe. 00:19:32.176 --> 00:19:33.510 But... But... 00:19:33.510 --> 00:19:35.387 You need to shut them down! 00:19:35.387 --> 00:19:36.763 This place is dangerous. 00:19:36.763 --> 00:19:38.515 Because they safety-test their toys here, 00:19:38.515 --> 00:19:39.766 before they release them to kids! 00:19:39.766 --> 00:19:41.560 Unlike the last owner. 00:19:41.560 --> 00:19:44.313 She sold all kinds of deadly toys. 00:19:44.313 --> 00:19:45.564 There was even this chemistry set 00:19:45.564 --> 00:19:48.192 that blew up some kid's house! 00:19:48.192 --> 00:19:49.526 I hated dealing with the old witch 00:19:49.526 --> 00:19:51.528 who used to run this place. 00:19:51.528 --> 00:19:53.238 That was me. 00:19:53.238 --> 00:19:54.531 Yes, I know. 00:19:54.531 --> 00:19:56.742 Do you mind? I'm trying to tell a story here. 00:20:00.204 --> 00:20:02.372 Well, I guess things worked out. 00:20:02.372 --> 00:20:04.541 The purple blob smothered the fire in my office. 00:20:04.541 --> 00:20:06.084 And the fire baked the Kooky-Dough 00:20:06.084 --> 00:20:08.587 into these delicious cookies! 00:20:10.547 --> 00:20:13.091 So it was the yeast that made it grow? 00:20:18.764 --> 00:20:19.806 I guess this means you can go back 00:20:19.806 --> 00:20:21.141 to doing extreme stunts again. 00:20:21.141 --> 00:20:25.729 Dude. There's cookies. 00:20:25.729 --> 00:20:27.189 Save some for my grandmother! 00:20:30.901 --> 00:20:32.819 We have thousands of them. 00:20:32.819 --> 00:20:34.821 How many cookies can your grandmother eat? 00:20:34.821 --> 00:20:36.823 A lot! She's a big eater. 00:20:36.823 --> 00:20:41.078 One time, she even ate my old grandmother. 00:20:41.370 --> 00:20:43.538 No one's gonna stop her? 00:20:49.586 --> 00:20:51.004 Giggle-Time Gus Is full of fun 00:20:51.004 --> 00:20:52.589 Hee-hee-hee! 00:20:52.589 --> 00:20:54.758 He giggles when you're trying To get your homework done 00:20:54.758 --> 00:20:56.009 Hee-hee-hee! 00:20:56.009 --> 00:20:58.595 He giggles When you are on a call 00:20:58.595 --> 00:21:00.305 -Hee-hee-hee! - Shh! 00:21:00.305 --> 00:21:02.933 He giggles if you throw him Against the wall 00:21:02.933 --> 00:21:03.976 Hee-hee-hee! 00:21:03.976 --> 00:21:05.310 You can beat him and punch him 00:21:05.310 --> 00:21:06.520 And kick him in the head 00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:08.522 But he'll keep giggling Long after you're dead 00:21:08.522 --> 00:21:09.815 Hee-hee-hee! 00:21:09.815 --> 00:21:11.817 Gus giggles and giggles And giggles some more 00:21:11.817 --> 00:21:13.527 Giggle-Time Gus-- 00:21:13.527 --> 00:21:16.154 No refunds... He's yours! 00:21:16.154 --> 00:21:18.532 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:21:18.532 --> 00:21:19.533 The "P" stands for... 00:21:19.533 --> 00:21:20.534 Hee-hee-hee! 00:21:20.534 --> 00:21:22.536 "Put a sock in it."