Sadies and gentlewomen!
Or should it be Lay Lays and gentlegirls?
Feast your eyes upon…
Ta-da!
We signed up for magic camp.
And we want you to come with us, Lay Lay.
It's gonna be so great. Poof!
Imagine there's smoke coming out all around me right now.
So you're both gonna be wizards?
Not wizards. That's ridiculous.
You have to be at least 100 to be a wizard.
I wanna be a magician.
Sadie just wants to be an assistant.
"Just an assistant"?
Assistants have been saving the day
when magicians mess up for years.
They're the brave ones,
allowing themselves to be sawed in half
or chained up and thrown into shark-infested waters.
Chains and sharks? I'm in.
That's advanced magic.
Camp Abracadabra teaches the basics.
I didn't know magic could be taught.
I just thought some of us had magic and some of us don't.
-Who has magic? -[forced laughter]
Nobody has magic.
Oh, that's just Lay Lay being funny, you know.
Too funny, Lay Lay.
Let's show you a trick.
Where did those come from?
Uh, my bag. That's not the trick.
Observe.
These two totally separate,
completely solid rings.
And…
Ta-da!
Did you see that? How'd he do that?
How'd you do that?
You are a wizard.
Learn it yourself.
Come to Magic Camp.
I will! Now, unlink those hoop earrings.
I wanna wear them. They match my outfit.
Welcome to Camp Abracadabra at Mitzy's Magic Hut,
where your journey into the mystical arts begins.
[dryly] Ta-da.
First trick I wanna learn
is how to look that sad, even when you're smiling.
That's Mitzy. She's the owner.
She owns this place?
She sounds like she's here because of a court order.
At the end of camp, there will be a showcase
where each one of you will get to do a trick
for anyone you can guilt into buying a ticket.
A showcase?
That's my chance to shine by assisting someone as they shine.
Well, pay attention,
'cause I don't want you scrunches embarrassing me.
Hey, I'm no scrunch.
[whispering] What's a scrunch?
If you have to ask, it's you.
Oh, we gon' dance.
No, we're not. No. No. No.
Mom, Dad,
I've figured out a way to use baseball to my benefit.
Marky, we told you, it doesn't matter
what the odds are in Vegas.
You cannot place sports bets.
It's not about betting,
although we are missing out on a fortune.
I wanna try out for baseball.
Didn't you say baseball
was just Neanderthals hitting rocks with sticks?
I still believe that.
But getting on the Cleveland Mini Chihuahuas
would look good on my college application.
I was born for this.
That's great, son, but…
…you're holding the bat upside down.
This is why I need someone to train me.
I like it.
Maybe you inherited my athletic ability after all.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking Dad should help me.
-You want me to help you? -You want him to help you?
You know I was all-conference in college.
I know, but I just thought
this would be something cool for me and Dad to do.
Fine.
I'll just get my sneakers with the arch support.
Yes! I'm gonna hit all the pucks into the hoop.
What are you gonna teach him about playing ball?
I'm an athlete.
For the last time,
playing Simba in The Lion King in college
does not make you an athlete.
It was a very demanding role.
[giggles] Okay.
But when you come crawling to me for help,
you better actually crawl.
[Mitzy] Okay, campers.
First up, the tablecloth trick,
where you learn how to remove the tablecloth
without disturbing the bowl of candy.
But do it with a flourish of showmanship,
kinda like the way I'm explaining this trick.
Okay, Jeremy,
as an assistant, I'm here to support you.
But I expect to see my name next to yours,
-because an assistant is-- -Yeah, yeah.
Just as important as a magician.
He gets it.
Okay.
And now for the tablecloth trick.
[gasps] You did it!
I mean… ooh! Ahh!
Good work, kid.
If life hadn't beaten me down so badly,
I might even clap.
And nice assisting work.
That wrist twirling isn't easy.
[giggles] I do wrist yoga every night.
Calm down.
Mitzy, get ready to be amazed.
When you go home, you're gonna tell your cats all about this.
My cats called.
That was not good.
Uh, you should probably assist Lay Lay.
She needs you more than I do.
-Yeah, she's terrible. -Yeah.
I can hear you!
I'm Sadie's affirmation app
Okay. 47th time's the charm.
Wait.
There's a better way to do this.
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
Mmm, yellow.
Ta-da!
No, for real. That's a real ooh, ahh.
I'm impressed.
Nice work, Lay Lay.
Now you can move on to an even more difficult trick,
the wand bouquet trick.
Mitzy showed me.
I hold in my hand an ordinary wand.
And with a quick snap,
it will turn into a bouquet of flowers, huh?
Ta-da!
What am I doing wrong?
The trick, scrunch.
Let me try.
I hold in my hand
an ordinary wand.
-And with a quick snap. -[fingers snap]
Ta-da!
Did you just--
Make magic happen? I sure did.
How did you do that?
I didn't even show you how it worked yet.
Lay Lay, you got so good so fast.
Yeah, seems like it happened in a snap.
You got that right.
Wow, you are a natural.
I haven't seen this kind of raw talent
since the Russian child prodigy
Boris the Breathtaking.
He made his babysitter disappear and never come back.
Why do you call him Boris the Breathtaking?
All magicians get a magic name.
Well, then I want one.
How does Lay Lay the Legendary grab ya?
Your magician certificate can fit 20 characters.
As long as it's under that, I don't give a ta-da.
Just an ordinary wand.
And ta--
-[glass shatters] -Dang it!
Jeremy, maybe you should take a little break.
Rehydrate before you take a long walk across the room
to get your wand.
Now, when I snap my fingers,
this cup will be full.
-You froze time again? -Yes.
And now my trusty assistant
will go fill this cup with water before Jeremy unfreezes.
Uh-uh.
Right.
-Please. -No.
You can't keep freezing time to perform these tricks.
You're going to get caught.
What's wrong with using real magic to perform fake magic?
Mitzy knows how these tricks work.
She's going to be able to tell something's off with you.
And if she finds out, it's only a matter of time
before everyone finds out our secret.
Couldn't do it, huh? Don't worry.
Not everyone can be a great magician like me. Heh.
Still could use that water.
It's in the kitchen with your wand.
Okay, little man, I'm gonna teach you some basic skills
before your tryouts with the Chihuahuas.
The Mini Chihuahuas, Dad.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Pitching is…
…not important.
Batting is…
…no big deal.
So a bunt is the easiest, safest hit there is.
All you have to do is hold the bat in place.
I'm okay.
[hisses] I'm not okay.
And flowers!
Aw, come on!
For your final showcase, I want you to do the thing
where you pour the milk into the newspaper and make the milk disappear.
You mean the vanishing milk trick?
Yes.
Good job, girl who clearly cares more about this than I do.
Legendary, I want you to do the milk trick too.
Pssh, the only hard thing about that trick
is finding a place that still sells newspapers.
I want a challenge.
Give me the hardest trick you've got.
Lay Lay, what are you doing?
Did you hear that, everyone?
Lay Lay the Legendary is gonna attempt the ultimate illusion,
the stuffed goat switcheroo.
That's right, everybody.
I'm gonna be doing the goat cheese switcheroo.
No, Lay Lay.
It's the stuffed goat switcheroo.
Oh, good, 'cause I hate goat cheese.
What exactly is the stuffed goat switcheroo?
Just like it sounds: you turn a stuffed toy goat
into a real goat by means of switcheroo.
Oh, switcheroo.
Nice, very nice. [forced laughter]
Lay Lay, you can't keep using your powers,
especially not at the showcase
in front of everyone's friends and family.
You have to tell Mitzy no.
Relax, Sadie. No one's gonna find out.
Maybe I can even do the trick the regular way.
How hard can it be?
This trick is nearly impossible.
And because Lay Lay is attempting it,
I've invited some of my top magicians to observe her work.
Well, tell them, prepare to be amazed,
because Lay Lay the Legendary is about to lay lay it on them.
We're gonna be watching you very closely, Legendary.
'Cause if you can pull this off,
you really are magic.
Oh, she's not. I promise.
And spotlight the illusion.
Yeah.
Looking good, Sadie.
And now, reveal.
Oh, yes! I crushed that.
Come on, goat. Move, move, move.
Lay Lay, living with you is never boring.
Yeah, well, Mitzy didn't mention
that I'd have to meet a lady behind a convenience store
to rent a goat.
Mitzy wanted you to do the milk and newspaper trick.
But you wanted to do magic the Lay Lay way.
This goat's on you.
Yeah, and after traveling 20 blocks on the city bus with her,
her stink is on me too.
-[goat bleats] -Come on.
You know you smell you. Tell me I'm lying.
You're supposed to switch this real goat
with a stuffed toy goat in front of an audience.
Tell me you're going to do that without freezing time.
I'm going to do that without freezing time.
Are you just saying what I wanna hear?
-Yes. -Were you going to freeze me too
-and not tell me about it? -Yes.
Come on, Lay Lay.
We're supposed to be working together.
You're right, Sadie.
But I have to freeze time to pull this trick off.
Sadly, I can't even disagree with you.
I guess your powers got us into this mess,
and now they have to get us out.
Okay, so you put the stuffed goat in the box,
I freeze time,
then you gently push the live goat into the box.
Gently push?
That thing?
She's gotta weigh--
well, I don't wanna guess a lady's weight in front of her.
Mom, Mom, I learned how to bunt.
You taught my baby to bunt?
Sure did.
It was the first thing he taught me
right after he regained consciousness.
And he got pretty good at it.
Cleveland Mini Chihuahuas, here I come.
Our bunting son just skipped out of the room
yipping like a baby dog.
You happy?
Yes, I am.
You know, some of the best baseball players
in history were bunters.
Name one.
Bunt Johnson and Bill Buntner.
I know what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work.
[scoffs] I'm not trying to do anything.
You're trying to get me to help you
because you think I won't let my son
walk out on that field looking like a scrub.
That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
How am I doing?
You're cute.
But it's not working.
Now let me watch my show.
You need to at least say please.
[deeply] Please, baby, baby, please.
Looks like Trish "Home Run" Alexander
is coming out of retirement.
No son of mine is gonna be a bunter.
You wanna be a good baseball player,
I'm the one to show you how.
I'm impressed.
Now let's get to work.
Faster, guys. Let's go!
Marky, come on.
Stand up. Let's go.
Marky, put your back into it.
Yeah, that's it right there. Oh.
Come on. A little--
I give up.
Next time, come to me first. I'll make you a starter.
That's why I asked Dad.
I don't wanna be good.
I just wanna warm the bench.
-[both] What? -Yeah.
College admissions officers don't care if you actually played.
They just wanna know you were on the team.
Hold on. You didn't just wanna spend some time
with your dear old dad?
Pops, you make a great Simba.
But you're no Mookie Betts.
I'm so excited for Sadie and Lay Lay.
I hope it's a good show.
Well, it's no Lion King.
Parents, friends, and people too cheap
to shell out the big bucks for a professional show,
it's time for some magic.
Ta-da.
Please welcome three legends from the stage,
Angelica the Awesome, Matthew the Magnificent,
and Luke.
First up,
Jeremy Miller will perform the vanishing milk trick.
Greetings, fellow magic lovers.
Prepare to be amazed.
You think he can pull this off?
How do I put this?
Nope.
I will now make this milk disappear
into this coned-shaped newspaper.
Ta-da!
He really did it.
I'd hate to follow that.
Next up, Lay Lay the Legendary.
Oh, no. We have to follow that.
Okay, I untied the goat
and gave her one of my socks to chew on.
She's in a good mood now.
I'll be in a good mood too
when I take her back to the goat lady and take a 40-minute shower.
Here is Lay Lay the Legendary and Sadie.
Good evening, everybody!
Tonight I will be performing the stuffed goat switcheroo!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We will be performing the stuffed goat switcheroo.
Now, as you can see,
my assistant is now placing the stuffed goat
into the box.
Here comes the Lay-Lay-Hey-Hey.
Grab the goat.
Hurry up. We've only got 60 seconds.
She's not back here.
Where is she?
-[goat bleats] -There she is.
I thought you could pick what you freeze.
Why didn't you freeze the goat?
I thought I did.
My freeze power must not work on goats.
That doesn't make any sense.
The fact that I can freeze time doesn't make any sense.
We gotta get that goat.
Great, the goat bounced.
Now what are we gonna do?
[sighs] The moment a trick goes south
is when a magician needs an assistant the most.
I was born for this.
Wearing off in three, two, one.
Ta-da!
I'm Lay Lay the Legendary,
and this is Sadie the Spectacular.
You gave me a magic name?
An assistant with a magic name?
Is that allowed?
You earned it, Spectacular.
We spent $1,000 so our daughter could dress up like a goat?
[chuckles] Smile and clap, honey. Smile and clap.
Thanks for trying to save the goat trick, Sadie.
And I promise, from now on,
I'll be a lot more careful about when
and how I use my avatar powers.
Thank you.
The goat might not be here anymore,
but her smell is.
I can't take it.
Lay Lay?
Lay Lay, where'd you go?
I'm right here.
Do that again.
I'm right here.
No. Hold your breath.
[chuckles] You're invisible!
I think you go invisible when you hold your breath.
Like an app when it goes into rest mode.
I must have another avatar power.
Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this.
You just said you had to be careful about using your avatar powers.
And I will be, if you can catch me.
Lay Lay?
Here I am.
Now I'm not.
Lay Lay! Lay Lay, get back here!
You have to breathe sometime!