WEBVTT 00:00:08.972 --> 00:00:11.808 Sadies and gentlewomen! 00:00:11.891 --> 00:00:16.062 Or should it be Lay Lays and gentlegirls? 00:00:16.146 --> 00:00:18.773 Feast your eyes upon… 00:00:18.857 --> 00:00:19.899 Ta-da! 00:00:20.692 --> 00:00:22.318 We signed up for magic camp. 00:00:22.402 --> 00:00:24.112 And we want you to come with us, Lay Lay. 00:00:24.195 --> 00:00:26.281 It's gonna be so great. Poof! 00:00:27.198 --> 00:00:30.618 Imagine there's smoke coming out all around me right now. 00:00:32.037 --> 00:00:34.080 So you're both gonna be wizards? 00:00:34.164 --> 00:00:36.166 Not wizards. That's ridiculous. 00:00:36.249 --> 00:00:38.585 You have to be at least 100 to be a wizard. 00:00:39.753 --> 00:00:41.546 I wanna be a magician. 00:00:41.629 --> 00:00:43.214 Sadie just wants to be an assistant. 00:00:45.050 --> 00:00:46.134 "Just an assistant"? 00:00:47.177 --> 00:00:49.471 "Just an assistant"? 00:00:49.554 --> 00:00:51.014 Assistants have been saving the day 00:00:51.097 --> 00:00:52.807 when magicians mess up for years. 00:00:52.891 --> 00:00:54.017 They're the brave ones, 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:55.935 allowing themselves to be sawed in half 00:00:56.019 --> 00:00:59.105 or chained up and thrown into shark-infested waters. 00:00:59.189 --> 00:01:02.025 Chains and sharks? I'm in. 00:01:02.901 --> 00:01:04.611 That's advanced magic. 00:01:04.694 --> 00:01:06.613 Camp Abracadabra teaches the basics. 00:01:06.696 --> 00:01:09.282 I didn't know magic could be taught. 00:01:09.365 --> 00:01:12.327 I just thought some of us had magic and some of us don't. 00:01:13.453 --> 00:01:16.539 -Who has magic? -[forced laughter] 00:01:16.623 --> 00:01:17.832 Nobody has magic. 00:01:17.916 --> 00:01:20.627 Oh, that's just Lay Lay being funny, you know. 00:01:20.710 --> 00:01:21.920 Too funny, Lay Lay. 00:01:24.464 --> 00:01:26.216 Let's show you a trick. 00:01:27.675 --> 00:01:29.719 Where did those come from? 00:01:30.386 --> 00:01:33.139 Uh, my bag. That's not the trick. 00:01:35.016 --> 00:01:36.017 Observe. 00:01:36.101 --> 00:01:38.228 These two totally separate, 00:01:38.311 --> 00:01:39.854 completely solid rings. 00:01:39.938 --> 00:01:41.231 And… 00:01:42.982 --> 00:01:45.276 Ta-da! 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:47.445 Did you see that? How'd he do that? 00:01:47.529 --> 00:01:48.488 How'd you do that? 00:01:48.488 --> 00:01:50.323 You are a wizard. 00:01:51.449 --> 00:01:53.118 Learn it yourself. 00:01:53.201 --> 00:01:54.661 Come to Magic Camp. 00:01:54.744 --> 00:01:57.247 I will! Now, unlink those hoop earrings. 00:01:57.330 --> 00:01:58.957 I wanna wear them. They match my outfit. 00:02:02.168 --> 00:02:05.380 Welcome to Camp Abracadabra at Mitzy's Magic Hut, 00:02:05.463 --> 00:02:08.258 where your journey into the mystical arts begins. 00:02:08.341 --> 00:02:09.843 [dryly] Ta-da. 00:02:11.803 --> 00:02:13.388 First trick I wanna learn 00:02:13.471 --> 00:02:16.099 is how to look that sad, even when you're smiling. 00:02:17.225 --> 00:02:19.018 That's Mitzy. She's the owner. 00:02:19.811 --> 00:02:22.313 She owns this place? 00:02:22.397 --> 00:02:24.983 She sounds like she's here because of a court order. 00:02:26.317 --> 00:02:28.695 At the end of camp, there will be a showcase 00:02:28.778 --> 00:02:30.738 where each one of you will get to do a trick 00:02:30.822 --> 00:02:33.241 for anyone you can guilt into buying a ticket. 00:02:34.075 --> 00:02:35.201 A showcase? 00:02:35.285 --> 00:02:38.413 That's my chance to shine by assisting someone as they shine. 00:02:39.289 --> 00:02:40.623 Well, pay attention, 00:02:40.707 --> 00:02:43.376 'cause I don't want you scrunches embarrassing me. 00:02:43.459 --> 00:02:45.962 Hey, I'm no scrunch. 00:02:46.045 --> 00:02:47.881 [whispering] What's a scrunch? 00:02:47.964 --> 00:02:51.259 If you have to ask, it's you. 00:02:51.342 --> 00:02:52.844 Oh, we gon' dance. 00:02:52.927 --> 00:02:54.554 No, we're not. No. No. No. 00:02:59.809 --> 00:03:01.102 Mom, Dad, 00:03:01.186 --> 00:03:03.730 I've figured out a way to use baseball to my benefit. 00:03:03.813 --> 00:03:05.565 Marky, we told you, it doesn't matter 00:03:05.648 --> 00:03:06.900 what the odds are in Vegas. 00:03:06.983 --> 00:03:09.569 You cannot place sports bets. 00:03:09.652 --> 00:03:11.112 It's not about betting, 00:03:11.196 --> 00:03:13.072 although we are missing out on a fortune. 00:03:14.616 --> 00:03:16.367 I wanna try out for baseball. 00:03:16.451 --> 00:03:17.577 Didn't you say baseball 00:03:17.660 --> 00:03:19.746 was just Neanderthals hitting rocks with sticks? 00:03:19.829 --> 00:03:21.164 I still believe that. 00:03:22.207 --> 00:03:24.459 But getting on the Cleveland Mini Chihuahuas 00:03:24.542 --> 00:03:26.294 would look good on my college application. 00:03:27.337 --> 00:03:28.880 I was born for this. 00:03:29.964 --> 00:03:32.050 That's great, son, but… 00:03:33.676 --> 00:03:35.053 …you're holding the bat upside down. 00:03:37.138 --> 00:03:39.098 This is why I need someone to train me. 00:03:39.182 --> 00:03:40.725 I like it. 00:03:40.808 --> 00:03:44.020 Maybe you inherited my athletic ability after all. 00:03:44.103 --> 00:03:45.563 What are you thinking? 00:03:45.647 --> 00:03:47.106 I'm thinking Dad should help me. 00:03:49.108 --> 00:03:51.236 -You want me to help you? -You want him to help you? 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:54.197 You know I was all-conference in college. 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:56.157 I know, but I just thought 00:03:56.241 --> 00:03:58.409 this would be something cool for me and Dad to do. 00:03:58.493 --> 00:03:59.786 Fine. 00:03:59.869 --> 00:04:02.789 I'll just get my sneakers with the arch support. 00:04:03.998 --> 00:04:04.040 Yes! I'm gonna hit all the pucks into the hoop. 00:04:04.040 --> 00:04:07.710 Yes! I'm gonna hit all the pucks into the hoop. 00:04:11.422 --> 00:04:14.217 What are you gonna teach him about playing ball? 00:04:14.300 --> 00:04:15.468 I'm an athlete. 00:04:16.427 --> 00:04:18.346 For the last time, 00:04:18.429 --> 00:04:21.182 playing Simba in The Lion King in college 00:04:21.266 --> 00:04:23.685 does not make you an athlete. 00:04:23.768 --> 00:04:25.895 It was a very demanding role. 00:04:25.979 --> 00:04:28.648 [giggles] Okay. 00:04:28.731 --> 00:04:30.984 But when you come crawling to me for help, 00:04:31.067 --> 00:04:32.819 you better actually crawl. 00:04:34.821 --> 00:04:35.947 [Mitzy] Okay, campers. 00:04:36.030 --> 00:04:37.824 First up, the tablecloth trick, 00:04:37.907 --> 00:04:39.701 where you learn how to remove the tablecloth 00:04:39.784 --> 00:04:41.286 without disturbing the bowl of candy. 00:04:41.369 --> 00:04:43.496 But do it with a flourish of showmanship, 00:04:43.579 --> 00:04:45.623 kinda like the way I'm explaining this trick. 00:04:47.709 --> 00:04:48.793 Okay, Jeremy, 00:04:48.876 --> 00:04:51.087 as an assistant, I'm here to support you. 00:04:51.170 --> 00:04:53.715 But I expect to see my name next to yours, 00:04:53.798 --> 00:04:55.550 -because an assistant is-- -Yeah, yeah. 00:04:55.633 --> 00:04:57.510 Just as important as a magician. 00:04:59.929 --> 00:05:01.556 He gets it. 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:02.974 Okay. 00:05:03.057 --> 00:05:06.936 And now for the tablecloth trick. 00:05:10.189 --> 00:05:11.774 [gasps] You did it! 00:05:11.858 --> 00:05:16.279 I mean… ooh! Ahh! 00:05:17.613 --> 00:05:18.948 Good work, kid. 00:05:19.032 --> 00:05:20.783 If life hadn't beaten me down so badly, 00:05:20.867 --> 00:05:22.201 I might even clap. 00:05:22.285 --> 00:05:24.537 And nice assisting work. 00:05:24.620 --> 00:05:26.622 That wrist twirling isn't easy. 00:05:26.706 --> 00:05:29.125 [giggles] I do wrist yoga every night. 00:05:29.208 --> 00:05:30.501 Calm down. 00:05:33.087 --> 00:05:36.424 Mitzy, get ready to be amazed. 00:05:36.507 --> 00:05:40.219 When you go home, you're gonna tell your cats all about this. 00:05:45.725 --> 00:05:47.143 My cats called. 00:05:47.226 --> 00:05:48.311 That was not good. 00:05:48.561 --> 00:05:50.813 Uh, you should probably assist Lay Lay. 00:05:50.897 --> 00:05:52.899 She needs you more than I do. 00:05:52.982 --> 00:05:54.942 -Yeah, she's terrible. -Yeah. 00:05:55.026 --> 00:05:57.320 I can hear you! 00:05:58.071 --> 00:06:03.284 I'm Sadie's affirmation app 00:06:14.796 --> 00:06:17.298 Okay. 47th time's the charm. 00:06:20.176 --> 00:06:21.386 Wait. 00:06:21.469 --> 00:06:24.138 There's a better way to do this. 00:06:25.515 --> 00:06:28.226 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 00:06:32.021 --> 00:06:33.731 Mmm, yellow. 00:06:34.732 --> 00:06:36.484 Ta-da! 00:06:41.823 --> 00:06:43.116 No, for real. That's a real ooh, ahh. 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:44.784 I'm impressed. 00:06:44.867 --> 00:06:46.702 Nice work, Lay Lay. 00:06:46.786 --> 00:06:49.288 Now you can move on to an even more difficult trick, 00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:51.040 the wand bouquet trick. 00:06:51.916 --> 00:06:53.126 Mitzy showed me. 00:06:54.460 --> 00:06:57.255 I hold in my hand an ordinary wand. 00:06:57.338 --> 00:06:59.215 And with a quick snap, 00:06:59.298 --> 00:07:02.218 it will turn into a bouquet of flowers, huh? 00:07:02.301 --> 00:07:03.845 Ta-da! 00:07:05.054 --> 00:07:06.681 What am I doing wrong? 00:07:06.764 --> 00:07:08.391 The trick, scrunch. 00:07:10.101 --> 00:07:11.144 Let me try. 00:07:12.353 --> 00:07:14.647 I hold in my hand 00:07:14.730 --> 00:07:16.524 an ordinary wand. 00:07:17.817 --> 00:07:19.110 -And with a quick snap. -[fingers snap] 00:07:26.534 --> 00:07:27.910 Ta-da! 00:07:29.370 --> 00:07:30.496 Did you just-- 00:07:30.580 --> 00:07:33.458 Make magic happen? I sure did. 00:07:33.541 --> 00:07:34.667 How did you do that? 00:07:34.750 --> 00:07:36.419 I didn't even show you how it worked yet. 00:07:36.502 --> 00:07:38.421 Lay Lay, you got so good so fast. 00:07:39.547 --> 00:07:42.884 Yeah, seems like it happened in a snap. 00:07:44.093 --> 00:07:45.344 You got that right. 00:07:46.179 --> 00:07:48.598 Wow, you are a natural. 00:07:48.681 --> 00:07:50.725 I haven't seen this kind of raw talent 00:07:50.808 --> 00:07:52.727 since the Russian child prodigy 00:07:52.810 --> 00:07:54.312 Boris the Breathtaking. 00:07:54.395 --> 00:07:56.731 He made his babysitter disappear and never come back. 00:07:57.607 --> 00:07:59.525 Why do you call him Boris the Breathtaking? 00:07:59.609 --> 00:08:01.569 All magicians get a magic name. 00:08:01.652 --> 00:08:03.362 Well, then I want one. 00:08:03.446 --> 00:08:07.366 How does Lay Lay the Legendary grab ya? 00:08:07.450 --> 00:08:10.703 Your magician certificate can fit 20 characters. 00:08:10.786 --> 00:08:13.539 As long as it's under that, I don't give a ta-da. 00:08:15.958 --> 00:08:18.711 Just an ordinary wand. 00:08:18.794 --> 00:08:21.214 And ta-- 00:08:21.297 --> 00:08:22.798 -[glass shatters] -Dang it! 00:08:24.175 --> 00:08:27.053 Jeremy, maybe you should take a little break. 00:08:27.136 --> 00:08:30.264 Rehydrate before you take a long walk across the room 00:08:30.348 --> 00:08:31.390 to get your wand. 00:08:32.475 --> 00:08:35.228 Now, when I snap my fingers, 00:08:35.311 --> 00:08:37.313 this cup will be full. 00:08:39.398 --> 00:08:41.651 -You froze time again? -Yes. 00:08:41.734 --> 00:08:43.110 And now my trusty assistant 00:08:43.194 --> 00:08:46.364 will go fill this cup with water before Jeremy unfreezes. 00:08:46.447 --> 00:08:47.698 Uh-uh. 00:08:48.824 --> 00:08:50.034 Right. 00:08:50.117 --> 00:08:51.619 -Please. -No. 00:08:51.702 --> 00:08:53.996 You can't keep freezing time to perform these tricks. 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:55.164 You're going to get caught. 00:08:55.248 --> 00:08:59.502 What's wrong with using real magic to perform fake magic? 00:08:59.585 --> 00:09:01.420 Mitzy knows how these tricks work. 00:09:01.504 --> 00:09:03.631 She's going to be able to tell something's off with you. 00:09:03.714 --> 00:09:05.925 And if she finds out, it's only a matter of time 00:09:06.008 --> 00:09:08.177 before everyone finds out our secret. 00:09:09.971 --> 00:09:11.973 Couldn't do it, huh? Don't worry. 00:09:12.056 --> 00:09:15.142 Not everyone can be a great magician like me. Heh. 00:09:16.185 --> 00:09:17.562 Still could use that water. 00:09:17.645 --> 00:09:19.689 It's in the kitchen with your wand. 00:09:24.777 --> 00:09:27.321 Okay, little man, I'm gonna teach you some basic skills 00:09:27.405 --> 00:09:28.864 before your tryouts with the Chihuahuas. 00:09:28.948 --> 00:09:30.992 The Mini Chihuahuas, Dad. 00:09:31.075 --> 00:09:32.743 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 00:09:34.537 --> 00:09:35.621 Pitching is… 00:09:39.375 --> 00:09:40.501 …not important. 00:09:42.169 --> 00:09:43.462 Batting is… 00:09:48.968 --> 00:09:50.011 …no big deal. 00:09:51.512 --> 00:09:55.474 So a bunt is the easiest, safest hit there is. 00:09:55.558 --> 00:09:58.477 All you have to do is hold the bat in place. 00:10:01.647 --> 00:10:02.690 I'm okay. 00:10:02.773 --> 00:10:04.191 [hisses] I'm not okay. 00:10:07.862 --> 00:10:09.864 And flowers! 00:10:09.947 --> 00:10:11.657 Aw, come on! 00:10:12.533 --> 00:10:14.952 For your final showcase, I want you to do the thing 00:10:15.036 --> 00:10:18.789 where you pour the milk into the newspaper and make the milk disappear. 00:10:18.873 --> 00:10:20.374 You mean the vanishing milk trick? 00:10:20.458 --> 00:10:21.500 Yes. 00:10:21.584 --> 00:10:24.211 Good job, girl who clearly cares more about this than I do. 00:10:26.130 --> 00:10:28.924 Legendary, I want you to do the milk trick too. 00:10:29.008 --> 00:10:31.427 Pssh, the only hard thing about that trick 00:10:31.510 --> 00:10:34.513 is finding a place that still sells newspapers. 00:10:34.597 --> 00:10:36.807 I want a challenge. 00:10:36.891 --> 00:10:40.144 Give me the hardest trick you've got. 00:10:40.227 --> 00:10:41.604 Lay Lay, what are you doing? 00:10:41.687 --> 00:10:43.189 Did you hear that, everyone? 00:10:43.272 --> 00:10:47.777 Lay Lay the Legendary is gonna attempt the ultimate illusion, 00:10:47.860 --> 00:10:50.529 the stuffed goat switcheroo. 00:10:52.448 --> 00:10:54.116 That's right, everybody. 00:10:54.200 --> 00:10:57.662 I'm gonna be doing the goat cheese switcheroo. 00:10:57.745 --> 00:10:58.829 No, Lay Lay. 00:10:58.913 --> 00:11:00.706 It's the stuffed goat switcheroo. 00:11:00.790 --> 00:11:02.875 Oh, good, 'cause I hate goat cheese. 00:11:04.293 --> 00:11:06.796 What exactly is the stuffed goat switcheroo? 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.840 Just like it sounds: you turn a stuffed toy goat 00:11:09.924 --> 00:11:12.551 into a real goat by means of switcheroo. 00:11:13.344 --> 00:11:14.637 Oh, switcheroo. 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:16.305 Nice, very nice. [forced laughter] 00:11:16.389 --> 00:11:19.392 Lay Lay, you can't keep using your powers, 00:11:19.475 --> 00:11:21.435 especially not at the showcase 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:23.145 in front of everyone's friends and family. 00:11:23.229 --> 00:11:24.897 You have to tell Mitzy no. 00:11:24.980 --> 00:11:28.234 Relax, Sadie. No one's gonna find out. 00:11:28.317 --> 00:11:30.945 Maybe I can even do the trick the regular way. 00:11:31.028 --> 00:11:32.071 How hard can it be? 00:11:32.154 --> 00:11:34.281 This trick is nearly impossible. 00:11:35.700 --> 00:11:38.703 And because Lay Lay is attempting it, 00:11:38.786 --> 00:11:42.665 I've invited some of my top magicians to observe her work. 00:11:42.748 --> 00:11:45.751 Well, tell them, prepare to be amazed, 00:11:45.835 --> 00:11:50.047 because Lay Lay the Legendary is about to lay lay it on them. 00:11:50.923 --> 00:11:54.552 We're gonna be watching you very closely, Legendary. 00:11:54.635 --> 00:11:56.637 'Cause if you can pull this off, 00:11:56.721 --> 00:11:58.013 you really are magic. 00:11:58.097 --> 00:12:00.599 Oh, she's not. I promise. 00:12:06.105 --> 00:12:09.483 And spotlight the illusion. 00:12:09.567 --> 00:12:10.818 Yeah. 00:12:10.901 --> 00:12:13.654 Looking good, Sadie. 00:12:13.738 --> 00:12:17.867 And now, reveal. 00:12:20.995 --> 00:12:23.748 Oh, yes! I crushed that. 00:12:25.166 --> 00:12:27.001 Come on, goat. Move, move, move. 00:12:29.754 --> 00:12:32.214 Lay Lay, living with you is never boring. 00:12:32.882 --> 00:12:34.550 Yeah, well, Mitzy didn't mention 00:12:34.633 --> 00:12:36.802 that I'd have to meet a lady behind a convenience store 00:12:36.886 --> 00:12:37.928 to rent a goat. 00:12:39.138 --> 00:12:42.016 Mitzy wanted you to do the milk and newspaper trick. 00:12:42.099 --> 00:12:44.894 But you wanted to do magic the Lay Lay way. 00:12:44.977 --> 00:12:46.103 This goat's on you. 00:12:46.645 --> 00:12:49.565 Yeah, and after traveling 20 blocks on the city bus with her, 00:12:49.648 --> 00:12:51.650 her stink is on me too. 00:12:51.734 --> 00:12:53.778 -[goat bleats] -Come on. 00:12:53.861 --> 00:12:56.864 You know you smell you. Tell me I'm lying. 00:12:58.991 --> 00:13:00.993 You're supposed to switch this real goat 00:13:01.076 --> 00:13:02.870 with a stuffed toy goat in front of an audience. 00:13:02.953 --> 00:13:05.164 Tell me you're going to do that without freezing time. 00:13:05.247 --> 00:13:07.500 I'm going to do that without freezing time. 00:13:07.583 --> 00:13:09.126 Are you just saying what I wanna hear? 00:13:09.210 --> 00:13:10.294 -Yes. -Were you going to freeze me too 00:13:10.377 --> 00:13:12.087 -and not tell me about it? -Yes. 00:13:13.756 --> 00:13:14.924 Come on, Lay Lay. 00:13:15.007 --> 00:13:17.009 We're supposed to be working together. 00:13:17.092 --> 00:13:18.302 You're right, Sadie. 00:13:18.385 --> 00:13:20.721 But I have to freeze time to pull this trick off. 00:13:20.805 --> 00:13:23.307 Sadly, I can't even disagree with you. 00:13:23.390 --> 00:13:25.893 I guess your powers got us into this mess, 00:13:25.976 --> 00:13:27.520 and now they have to get us out. 00:13:27.603 --> 00:13:30.981 Okay, so you put the stuffed goat in the box, 00:13:31.065 --> 00:13:32.316 I freeze time, 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:35.236 then you gently push the live goat into the box. 00:13:35.319 --> 00:13:37.112 Gently push? 00:13:37.196 --> 00:13:38.864 That thing? 00:13:38.948 --> 00:13:40.699 She's gotta weigh-- 00:13:40.783 --> 00:13:43.410 well, I don't wanna guess a lady's weight in front of her. 00:13:45.871 --> 00:13:48.207 Mom, Mom, I learned how to bunt. 00:13:49.500 --> 00:13:51.919 You taught my baby to bunt? 00:13:52.002 --> 00:13:53.045 Sure did. 00:13:53.128 --> 00:13:54.797 It was the first thing he taught me 00:13:54.880 --> 00:13:56.757 right after he regained consciousness. 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:00.261 And he got pretty good at it. 00:14:01.053 --> 00:14:03.681 Cleveland Mini Chihuahuas, here I come. 00:14:10.187 --> 00:14:13.107 Our bunting son just skipped out of the room 00:14:13.190 --> 00:14:14.775 yipping like a baby dog. 00:14:15.693 --> 00:14:16.777 You happy? 00:14:16.861 --> 00:14:18.195 Yes, I am. 00:14:19.321 --> 00:14:20.990 You know, some of the best baseball players 00:14:21.073 --> 00:14:22.867 in history were bunters. 00:14:23.450 --> 00:14:25.077 Name one. 00:14:26.787 --> 00:14:29.540 Bunt Johnson and Bill Buntner. 00:14:31.542 --> 00:14:33.669 I know what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. 00:14:33.752 --> 00:14:35.754 [scoffs] I'm not trying to do anything. 00:14:35.838 --> 00:14:38.257 You're trying to get me to help you 00:14:38.340 --> 00:14:39.717 because you think I won't let my son 00:14:39.800 --> 00:14:42.052 walk out on that field looking like a scrub. 00:14:42.136 --> 00:14:44.054 That's exactly what I'm trying to do. 00:14:45.431 --> 00:14:47.099 How am I doing? 00:14:47.182 --> 00:14:48.309 You're cute. 00:14:48.392 --> 00:14:49.476 But it's not working. 00:14:50.477 --> 00:14:52.021 Now let me watch my show. 00:14:52.897 --> 00:14:54.857 You need to at least say please. 00:14:54.940 --> 00:14:57.067 [deeply] Please, baby, baby, please. 00:15:00.571 --> 00:15:02.489 Looks like Trish "Home Run" Alexander 00:15:02.573 --> 00:15:04.158 is coming out of retirement. 00:15:05.534 --> 00:15:07.620 No son of mine is gonna be a bunter. 00:15:07.703 --> 00:15:09.705 You wanna be a good baseball player, 00:15:09.788 --> 00:15:11.582 I'm the one to show you how. 00:15:17.379 --> 00:15:19.006 I'm impressed. 00:15:19.089 --> 00:15:20.341 Now let's get to work. 00:15:22.343 --> 00:15:24.762 Faster, guys. Let's go! 00:15:24.845 --> 00:15:26.347 Marky, come on. 00:15:26.430 --> 00:15:28.265 Stand up. Let's go. 00:15:29.934 --> 00:15:31.602 Marky, put your back into it. 00:15:31.685 --> 00:15:34.605 Yeah, that's it right there. Oh. 00:15:40.402 --> 00:15:41.487 Come on. A little-- 00:15:43.864 --> 00:15:45.240 I give up. 00:15:46.533 --> 00:15:49.870 Next time, come to me first. I'll make you a starter. 00:15:50.663 --> 00:15:52.122 That's why I asked Dad. 00:15:52.206 --> 00:15:53.874 I don't wanna be good. 00:15:53.958 --> 00:15:55.292 I just wanna warm the bench. 00:15:56.293 --> 00:15:58.128 -[both] What? -Yeah. 00:15:58.212 --> 00:16:01.423 College admissions officers don't care if you actually played. 00:16:01.507 --> 00:16:03.050 They just wanna know you were on the team. 00:16:03.801 --> 00:16:06.011 Hold on. You didn't just wanna spend some time 00:16:06.095 --> 00:16:07.179 with your dear old dad? 00:16:07.262 --> 00:16:10.516 Pops, you make a great Simba. 00:16:10.599 --> 00:16:12.351 But you're no Mookie Betts. 00:16:18.649 --> 00:16:20.150 I'm so excited for Sadie and Lay Lay. 00:16:20.234 --> 00:16:21.610 I hope it's a good show. 00:16:21.694 --> 00:16:23.612 Well, it's no Lion King. 00:16:24.530 --> 00:16:27.324 Parents, friends, and people too cheap 00:16:27.408 --> 00:16:31.036 to shell out the big bucks for a professional show, 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:33.872 it's time for some magic. 00:16:33.956 --> 00:16:35.958 Ta-da. 00:16:38.168 --> 00:16:40.671 Please welcome three legends from the stage, 00:16:40.754 --> 00:16:44.883 Angelica the Awesome, Matthew the Magnificent, 00:16:44.967 --> 00:16:46.593 and Luke. 00:16:48.387 --> 00:16:50.097 First up, 00:16:50.180 --> 00:16:53.809 Jeremy Miller will perform the vanishing milk trick. 00:16:56.603 --> 00:16:59.565 Greetings, fellow magic lovers. 00:16:59.648 --> 00:17:01.608 Prepare to be amazed. 00:17:02.735 --> 00:17:05.029 You think he can pull this off? 00:17:05.112 --> 00:17:07.114 How do I put this? 00:17:07.906 --> 00:17:09.324 Nope. 00:17:09.408 --> 00:17:11.618 I will now make this milk disappear 00:17:11.702 --> 00:17:14.163 into this coned-shaped newspaper. 00:17:30.554 --> 00:17:32.431 Ta-da! 00:17:34.475 --> 00:17:35.559 He really did it. 00:17:37.061 --> 00:17:39.229 I'd hate to follow that. 00:17:40.147 --> 00:17:43.150 Next up, Lay Lay the Legendary. 00:17:44.276 --> 00:17:46.695 Oh, no. We have to follow that. 00:17:46.945 --> 00:17:48.655 Okay, I untied the goat 00:17:48.739 --> 00:17:50.407 and gave her one of my socks to chew on. 00:17:50.491 --> 00:17:52.284 She's in a good mood now. 00:17:53.744 --> 00:17:55.079 I'll be in a good mood too 00:17:55.162 --> 00:17:58.207 when I take her back to the goat lady and take a 40-minute shower. 00:17:59.708 --> 00:18:04.546 Here is Lay Lay the Legendary and Sadie. 00:18:07.925 --> 00:18:09.760 Good evening, everybody! 00:18:09.843 --> 00:18:15.099 Tonight I will be performing the stuffed goat switcheroo! 00:18:17.351 --> 00:18:19.186 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 00:18:19.269 --> 00:18:24.608 We will be performing the stuffed goat switcheroo. 00:18:32.032 --> 00:18:33.826 Now, as you can see, 00:18:33.909 --> 00:18:36.912 my assistant is now placing the stuffed goat 00:18:36.995 --> 00:18:38.205 into the box. 00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:46.213 Here comes the Lay-Lay-Hey-Hey. 00:18:49.800 --> 00:18:51.218 Grab the goat. 00:18:52.845 --> 00:18:55.180 Hurry up. We've only got 60 seconds. 00:18:55.264 --> 00:18:56.723 She's not back here. 00:18:56.807 --> 00:18:57.891 Where is she? 00:18:59.184 --> 00:19:00.686 -[goat bleats] -There she is. 00:19:00.769 --> 00:19:02.563 I thought you could pick what you freeze. 00:19:02.646 --> 00:19:03.647 Why didn't you freeze the goat? 00:19:03.730 --> 00:19:04.731 I thought I did. 00:19:04.815 --> 00:19:06.775 My freeze power must not work on goats. 00:19:06.859 --> 00:19:08.443 That doesn't make any sense. 00:19:08.527 --> 00:19:11.780 The fact that I can freeze time doesn't make any sense. 00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:17.744 We gotta get that goat. 00:19:23.792 --> 00:19:25.919 Great, the goat bounced. 00:19:26.003 --> 00:19:27.296 Now what are we gonna do? 00:19:27.379 --> 00:19:29.381 [sighs] The moment a trick goes south 00:19:29.464 --> 00:19:32.009 is when a magician needs an assistant the most. 00:19:32.092 --> 00:19:33.510 I was born for this. 00:19:35.387 --> 00:19:38.932 Wearing off in three, two, one. 00:19:41.226 --> 00:19:42.895 Ta-da! 00:19:53.947 --> 00:19:56.241 I'm Lay Lay the Legendary, 00:19:56.325 --> 00:20:00.078 and this is Sadie the Spectacular. 00:20:00.162 --> 00:20:01.914 You gave me a magic name? 00:20:03.248 --> 00:20:04.958 An assistant with a magic name? 00:20:05.042 --> 00:20:06.126 Is that allowed? 00:20:10.172 --> 00:20:12.716 You earned it, Spectacular. 00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:15.344 We spent $1,000 so our daughter could dress up like a goat? 00:20:15.427 --> 00:20:19.056 [chuckles] Smile and clap, honey. Smile and clap. 00:20:23.227 --> 00:20:25.395 Thanks for trying to save the goat trick, Sadie. 00:20:25.479 --> 00:20:27.606 And I promise, from now on, 00:20:27.689 --> 00:20:29.816 I'll be a lot more careful about when 00:20:29.900 --> 00:20:32.110 and how I use my avatar powers. 00:20:32.194 --> 00:20:33.487 Thank you. 00:20:40.619 --> 00:20:42.621 The goat might not be here anymore, 00:20:42.704 --> 00:20:44.081 but her smell is. 00:20:44.164 --> 00:20:45.332 I can't take it. 00:20:47.251 --> 00:20:49.044 Lay Lay? 00:20:49.127 --> 00:20:50.462 Lay Lay, where'd you go? 00:20:53.632 --> 00:20:55.175 I'm right here. 00:20:55.259 --> 00:20:56.802 Do that again. 00:20:56.885 --> 00:20:58.470 I'm right here. 00:20:59.638 --> 00:21:01.640 No. Hold your breath. 00:21:03.600 --> 00:21:05.936 [chuckles] You're invisible! 00:21:06.019 --> 00:21:08.438 I think you go invisible when you hold your breath. 00:21:08.522 --> 00:21:10.565 Like an app when it goes into rest mode. 00:21:12.401 --> 00:21:13.944 I must have another avatar power. 00:21:14.027 --> 00:21:16.697 Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this. 00:21:17.948 --> 00:21:20.951 You just said you had to be careful about using your avatar powers. 00:21:21.034 --> 00:21:23.328 And I will be, if you can catch me. 00:21:25.872 --> 00:21:27.416 Lay Lay? 00:21:28.083 --> 00:21:30.085 Here I am. 00:21:30.168 --> 00:21:31.420 Now I'm not. 00:21:35.424 --> 00:21:38.176 Lay Lay! Lay Lay, get back here! 00:21:38.260 --> 00:21:39.928 You have to breathe sometime!