WEBVTT

00:00:03.008 --> 00:00:04.509
Does no one respect

00:00:04.509 --> 00:00:06.302
your busted-* ride?

00:00:06.886 --> 00:00:10.306
Call Rent Your Rims
so your wheels could have some drift.

00:00:10.849 --> 00:00:14.644
Coming up next is another
throwback classic from back in the day.

00:00:16.104 --> 00:00:18.773
Ooh! Damn!

00:00:18.773 --> 00:00:21.067
Yeah, I love this jam, homey.

00:00:21.067 --> 00:00:23.486
Oh! I can't believe
they're calling this a throwback.

00:00:23.486 --> 00:00:26.364
- It's an oldie.
You fools are oldies now.

00:00:26.865 --> 00:00:29.826
- Tsk. You're the oldie
with your ancient Mayan face, like--

00:00:30.326 --> 00:00:32.454
Old Benjamin Button face-*.

00:00:33.163 --> 00:00:35.832
I'm still young and delicious.
I'm like a cupcake.

00:00:36.958 --> 00:00:39.377
- Damn, I haven't felt this good in years.

00:00:40.086 --> 00:00:41.921
You know, this Hugs not Thugs ***
ain't that bad.

00:00:42.547 --> 00:00:44.716
I actually like making cupcakes,
you know, it's therapeutic.

00:00:45.383 --> 00:00:47.218
Sorry I gave you
a hard time at first, primo.

00:00:48.094 --> 00:00:49.429
Thanks for getting me on the program.

00:00:49.429 --> 00:00:50.847
Don't even mention it.

00:00:50.847 --> 00:00:52.557
We're family.

00:00:52.557 --> 00:00:53.516
I got your back.

00:00:54.768 --> 00:00:56.436
Damn, y'all corny.

00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.106
Let's drop off these cupcakes, man.

00:01:04.694 --> 00:01:05.904
- Hey, Julio!

00:01:06.654 --> 00:01:07.697
You gonna help us out or--

00:01:09.115 --> 00:01:10.116
What the *** are you doing?

00:01:10.992 --> 00:01:12.494
- You never heard of it?

00:01:12.494 --> 00:01:14.037
It's this new thing called a stretching.

00:01:14.037 --> 00:01:15.997
- What are you, the ***in' elderly?

00:01:15.997 --> 00:01:17.373
You need a Viagra?

00:01:17.373 --> 00:01:19.167
Probably not right now
'cause we're at work but maybe later, huh?

00:01:19.167 --> 00:01:20.877
- Hey. Hey.

00:01:20.877 --> 00:01:23.338
Y'all hurry the *** up and decide
whether your ***s is old or not

00:01:23.338 --> 00:01:25.215
so y'all can help me
deliver these cupcakes.

00:01:25.757 --> 00:01:28.176
***. Y'all talk more than
the ***in' View.

00:01:32.764 --> 00:01:35.433
Look at this *** made ***er.

00:01:36.851 --> 00:01:38.103
- Davonte.

00:01:39.229 --> 00:01:40.855
Thought your *
would be dead by now.

00:01:40.855 --> 00:01:42.398
- On the contrary, ***.

00:01:42.398 --> 00:01:45.026
As you can see, I'm alive and thriving.

00:01:46.277 --> 00:01:49.447
So you one of them
pink cupcake ***es now, huh?

00:01:49.447 --> 00:01:51.825
- Hey, playboy. We're called Huggers.

00:01:51.825 --> 00:01:53.076
- Hey, hey, Julio.

00:01:53.076 --> 00:01:54.994
- I got this ***.
- ***.

00:01:54.994 --> 00:01:57.455
You even more *** than I remember.

00:01:57.455 --> 00:02:00.166
And you was always quite the ***.

00:02:00.166 --> 00:02:02.418
Hey, remember
that time me and my boys

00:02:02.418 --> 00:02:04.129
beat your *
outside your grandma's house?

00:02:04.129 --> 00:02:06.339
You must have
Alzheimer's, homeboy.

00:02:06.339 --> 00:02:07.632
It was outside Magic Mountain.

00:02:07.632 --> 00:02:09.634
It was me and my boys who beat your *.

00:02:09.634 --> 00:02:11.344
- Dawg, that would have never happened!

00:02:11.344 --> 00:02:13.138
Black people don't ***
with Magic Mountain.

00:02:13.138 --> 00:02:15.098
We Knott's Berry Farm people, fool.

00:02:15.098 --> 00:02:18.226
- Nah, nah, nah. You forgot.
Your * was at Magic Mountain.

00:02:18.226 --> 00:02:19.853
Maybe a sock to the face
will remind your *, huh?

00:02:19.853 --> 00:02:21.146
- Hey, hey, hey!

00:02:21.896 --> 00:02:23.148
Enough of this ***.

00:02:23.148 --> 00:02:25.066
We got cupcakes to deliver.

00:02:25.066 --> 00:02:27.735
- At least your old boys used to be tough.

00:02:28.153 --> 00:02:31.197
Now you roll around
with soft ***ers like this ***.

00:02:31.614 --> 00:02:35.827
Look at him. He got "rob me" face
and ***ed-up teeth.

00:02:35.827 --> 00:02:37.287
Couldn't fight if he wanted to.

00:02:37.287 --> 00:02:39.122
- Man, *** you!
- Hey, hey!

00:02:39.747 --> 00:02:41.624
We're gonna handle this ***,
we're gonna do it right.

00:02:41.624 --> 00:02:43.168
Imma gather my boys, you gather yours.

00:02:43.168 --> 00:02:44.752
I'll meet you at the park at sunset.

00:02:44.752 --> 00:02:45.837
Throw some putasos.

00:02:45.837 --> 00:02:47.714
- Oh, yeah, me and my boys will be there.

00:02:47.714 --> 00:02:51.384
But be warned,
my boys ain't boys anymore, they're men.

00:02:51.384 --> 00:02:52.719
- Yeah, my boys are soldiers.

00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.179
- Well, my boys are warriors.

00:02:59.058 --> 00:03:00.351
***-* mark.

00:03:03.188 --> 00:03:04.314
- Why'd you flinch?

00:03:05.607 --> 00:03:07.567
Stop flinching!

00:03:08.776 --> 00:03:10.236
***!

00:03:26.377 --> 00:03:28.838
Damn, I can't wait to see my boys.

00:03:28.838 --> 00:03:30.506
Haven't seen those fools in forever.

00:03:31.507 --> 00:03:33.176
- You're for real gonna go
fight in the park?

00:03:33.176 --> 00:03:34.385
Like you're in junior high?

00:03:35.136 --> 00:03:37.472
- Hey, if you're not down,
I'll go ***in' do it myself.

00:03:37.472 --> 00:03:39.057
Guess you were lying
when you said all the *** about family

00:03:39.057 --> 00:03:40.516
and always having my back, huh?

00:03:42.352 --> 00:03:43.603
- Goddamn it. Fine.

00:03:44.437 --> 00:03:46.564
I'll drive you.
But I'm not ***in' fighting.

00:03:46.564 --> 00:03:48.816
I don't want
you to throw down anyway.

00:03:48.816 --> 00:03:50.276
I ain't trying to lose.

00:03:50.276 --> 00:03:51.319
- Man, *** you.

00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:53.196
- Goddamn, you ***es ain't finished yet?

00:03:53.196 --> 00:03:55.782
Hurry the *** up so I can get home
in time for Judge Mathis.

00:03:55.782 --> 00:03:58.701
- Dawg, you gotta get
on that Judge Judy train,

00:03:58.701 --> 00:03:59.953
that *** is mean.

00:03:59.953 --> 00:04:02.497
- Nah, nah, nah, nah. *** that.
I only support black judges.

00:04:02.497 --> 00:04:03.915
Except for Clarence Thomas.

00:04:03.915 --> 00:04:05.833
I hope that *** dies.

00:04:05.833 --> 00:04:06.918
- Hey, hey, hey, chef.

00:04:08.086 --> 00:04:10.171
You wanna help us
go fight some fools at the park?

00:04:10.171 --> 00:04:11.256
- No, no, no, no, no.

00:04:11.256 --> 00:04:14.425
See that goes against every single thing
that I've worked so hard to achieve.

00:04:14.425 --> 00:04:17.136
Oh, come on, dawg, please!

00:04:18.513 --> 00:04:20.598
- A'ight, *** it. You've convinced me.

00:04:20.598 --> 00:04:21.891
- Yeah!

00:04:21.891 --> 00:04:23.351
Come on, now.

00:04:23.351 --> 00:04:24.727
Yeah, we got seven more trays to go, man.

00:04:24.727 --> 00:04:25.979
We've been here how long?

00:04:30.233 --> 00:04:31.943
A'ight, so who we about to go fight?

00:04:31.943 --> 00:04:34.237
- One of my old enemies
from back in the day.

00:04:34.237 --> 00:04:35.947
Some ***-* fool named Davonte.

00:04:37.365 --> 00:04:39.617
- Well, wait, there's a Hispanic dude
out there named Davonte?

00:04:39.617 --> 00:04:41.035
- Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's Black.

00:04:42.245 --> 00:04:43.496
- Oh, *** that.

00:04:43.496 --> 00:04:45.665
I'm not gonna help two Mexicans
beat up a Black dude.

00:04:45.665 --> 00:04:47.375
Look, I'll still roll with you,

00:04:47.375 --> 00:04:49.335
but when we fight,
I'm gonna have to fight on his side.

00:04:49.335 --> 00:04:51.087
- Okay, I can respect that.

00:04:51.087 --> 00:04:52.964
You've gotta back up your people.
- Yeah.

00:04:52.964 --> 00:04:54.966
- When the fight comes,
you could take Julio.

00:04:55.925 --> 00:04:56.926
- Hell, yeah!

00:04:56.926 --> 00:04:58.678
I've been meaning to *** you up.

00:04:58.678 --> 00:05:00.471
- But we work together.

00:05:00.471 --> 00:05:01.514
- Exactly.

00:05:02.223 --> 00:05:04.517
- Alright, the first homey
we're gonna pick up, pff,

00:05:04.517 --> 00:05:07.687
it's my ride or die homey,
my A1 since day one.

00:05:07.687 --> 00:05:09.439
The boy to end all boys.

00:05:22.952 --> 00:05:25.038
You're all stretched out now.

00:05:25.038 --> 00:05:26.956
- Stop fighting, stop fighting.
- Cut that *** out.

00:05:29.417 --> 00:05:30.543
Hey, what's up, Vero?

00:05:31.127 --> 00:05:33.338
Um, we're actually here to see Fat*.

00:05:33.338 --> 00:05:35.256
- Hey, Luis.

00:05:35.256 --> 00:05:36.382
It's been too long.

00:05:37.133 --> 00:05:39.177
That's so nice
that you decided to stop by.

00:05:40.136 --> 00:05:41.137
Come on in.

00:05:41.846 --> 00:05:42.889
- Come on.

00:05:55.401 --> 00:05:56.444
My boy.

00:06:18.883 --> 00:06:20.385
- These were his favorites.

00:06:22.678 --> 00:06:24.931
- Mm. I like your style.

00:06:24.931 --> 00:06:26.516
Quick and easy.

00:06:29.435 --> 00:06:31.437
- Man, can't believe he died.

00:06:32.522 --> 00:06:33.898
Really?

00:06:33.898 --> 00:06:35.817
I mean, his name was Fat*.

00:06:36.359 --> 00:06:37.902
- What you trying to say?

00:06:37.902 --> 00:06:40.905
- You don't exactly meet
a lot of old fools named Fat*.

00:06:40.905 --> 00:06:43.741
- Obesity does account
for 18% of all male deaths

00:06:43.741 --> 00:06:44.826
over the age of 40.

00:06:44.826 --> 00:06:46.327
Excuse me.

00:06:47.036 --> 00:06:50.456
But my husband's weight
had nothing to do with his passing.

00:06:51.582 --> 00:06:52.667
It was a car crash.

00:06:54.127 --> 00:06:55.253
Texting and driving.

00:06:56.087 --> 00:06:57.672
- The silent killer.

00:06:57.672 --> 00:07:00.466
- Wow.
- That is a lot to take in, Luis.

00:07:00.466 --> 00:07:03.177
I think you should take the day
to process this loss.

00:07:03.177 --> 00:07:05.721
I don't think you're in the right space
to fight that fool Davonte.

00:07:05.721 --> 00:07:07.056
- Davonte?
- Yeah.

00:07:08.516 --> 00:07:10.226
- Fatass hated that ***er.

00:07:10.726 --> 00:07:12.228
You gotta kick that fool's *.

00:07:12.228 --> 00:07:14.188
- I'll be honored to kick his *.

00:07:16.065 --> 00:07:17.066
For Fat*.

00:07:17.859 --> 00:07:20.153
- You know, Luis,
right before Fat* died,

00:07:20.153 --> 00:07:21.487
he said something about you.

00:07:21.487 --> 00:07:22.905
- For real? What did he say?

00:07:23.573 --> 00:07:26.159
- Yeah, he said you owed him $20.

00:07:27.827 --> 00:07:29.287
- Oh, yeah, uh--

00:07:29.287 --> 00:07:31.247
No problem. Give me $20.

00:07:32.457 --> 00:07:35.042
- You, uh, you think
I could get your number?

00:07:36.085 --> 00:07:37.336
Respectfully.

00:07:39.338 --> 00:07:40.506
For Fat*.

00:07:41.215 --> 00:07:42.216
- ***ers are good.

00:07:48.097 --> 00:07:51.184
Damn, got some nasty
throat acid or some ***.

00:07:51.184 --> 00:07:53.603
- That's what you get
for eating all those Bagel Bites.

00:07:53.603 --> 00:07:55.313
You probably ***ed up your esophagus.

00:07:56.063 --> 00:07:57.857
- Esopha these nuts.

00:07:58.441 --> 00:08:00.067
- Wait. What?
- Shut up.

00:08:01.027 --> 00:08:03.488
Luckily, I got a homey
who lives just a few blocks from here.

00:08:04.197 --> 00:08:06.407
Assuming he's not dead,
he'll roll with us for sure.

00:08:07.158 --> 00:08:09.785
Hey, goddamn.

00:08:10.244 --> 00:08:13.956
That *** smell like some cheap-*
Chef Boyardee ***, man.

00:08:13.956 --> 00:08:15.416
Crack the *** window
in this ***.

00:08:19.587 --> 00:08:21.464
Man, *** Davonte, homey.

00:08:21.464 --> 00:08:24.258
I'm still banned from Magic Mountain
from that last time we jumped him.

00:08:24.967 --> 00:08:27.345
You know I'd love to kick
that fool's * one last time,

00:08:27.345 --> 00:08:28.846
***, but I can't, dawg.

00:08:28.846 --> 00:08:30.681
My sciatic nerve's
been acting up, homey.

00:08:32.016 --> 00:08:33.392
That's bull***.

00:08:33.392 --> 00:08:35.603
Quit making excuses
and come back up your homeboy.

00:08:35.603 --> 00:08:37.021
- Hey, hold up.

00:08:37.021 --> 00:08:38.606
Sciatic nerve pain is no joke.

00:08:39.232 --> 00:08:40.525
Where's the problem?

00:08:40.525 --> 00:08:42.443
- It's in my L4, L5, dawg.

00:08:42.443 --> 00:08:44.362
- Damn, mine's L5 and S1.

00:08:44.362 --> 00:08:46.781
- Damn.
- Wait. Does yours radiate down your leg?

00:08:46.781 --> 00:08:48.324
- ***, like a ***er, homey.

00:08:48.324 --> 00:08:49.617
Oh, ***, I feel you, man.

00:08:49.617 --> 00:08:51.661
My spine specialist said
I probably gotta get

00:08:51.661 --> 00:08:53.246
one of those microdiscectomies.

00:08:53.246 --> 00:08:54.872
- Oh, ***, for real?
- Yeah!

00:08:54.872 --> 00:08:56.541
- Man, I'll pray for you.
- Please.

00:08:56.541 --> 00:08:57.625
That's rough, homey,

00:08:57.625 --> 00:08:59.126
but it might not all be bad news.

00:08:59.126 --> 00:09:00.836
My homeboy had that same operation.

00:09:00.836 --> 00:09:02.922
He said a couple of months
of physical therapy, he was right back--

00:09:02.922 --> 00:09:04.632
- Hey, come on, y'all, stay focused!

00:09:04.632 --> 00:09:07.802
We're talking about busting heads,
not broken backs and ***.

00:09:07.802 --> 00:09:10.388
- Damn, my boy. I wish I could join you.

00:09:10.388 --> 00:09:11.847
I really can't risk it, dawg.

00:09:12.765 --> 00:09:14.141
You know-- Hey, do me a solid, homey.

00:09:14.141 --> 00:09:15.601
Take my son.

00:09:15.601 --> 00:09:16.936
He needs to get toughened up, dawg.

00:09:17.687 --> 00:09:19.188
- Oh, yeah, I forgot you had a morro.

00:09:19.188 --> 00:09:20.523
How old is he now?

00:09:20.523 --> 00:09:23.067
- I don't *** know, dawg,
like 12 or some ***.

00:09:23.067 --> 00:09:24.485
Hey, Junior, come here!

00:09:31.409 --> 00:09:33.786
Junior, this is my homeboy Luis.

00:09:35.997 --> 00:09:37.832
- You ready to get into
a gang fight, Junior?

00:09:38.666 --> 00:09:40.376
- Like West Side Story?

00:09:40.376 --> 00:09:41.502
I'll go get changed.

00:09:44.297 --> 00:09:45.756
- ***in' loves that movie, dawg.

00:09:47.008 --> 00:09:50.136
By the way, you still owe me
20 *** bucks, homes.

00:09:50.636 --> 00:09:52.346
- Yeah, don't trip on me, I got it.

00:10:00.062 --> 00:10:02.648
- So are you like the Sharks or the Jets?

00:10:04.025 --> 00:10:05.443
- Whichever one you want.

00:10:05.443 --> 00:10:08.654
- Okay. Then we're the Sharks, obviously.

00:10:09.655 --> 00:10:11.907
- What the *** are you talking about?

00:10:13.618 --> 00:10:15.077
- Hey, you good?

00:10:16.203 --> 00:10:18.122
- My stomach and my throat
are pretty ***ed up.

00:10:18.122 --> 00:10:20.207
- Dawg, you probably got acid reflux.

00:10:20.207 --> 00:10:22.126
- My dad has acid reflux.

00:10:22.126 --> 00:10:24.337
He says that's what happens
when you get old.

00:10:25.755 --> 00:10:27.298
- Hey, if you're not feeling good,

00:10:27.298 --> 00:10:28.966
we should just reschedule the fight.

00:10:28.966 --> 00:10:29.967
- ***, no!

00:10:29.967 --> 00:10:32.094
This ain't Google Calendars,
this is real life.

00:10:32.762 --> 00:10:35.306
- We should at least stop by the store
and get you some probiotics.

00:10:35.306 --> 00:10:36.515
Those always help me.

00:10:36.515 --> 00:10:37.767
- Alright, alright.

00:10:37.767 --> 00:10:39.852
Give me some of those antibiotics
they put up your culo.

00:10:39.852 --> 00:10:41.103
It's not how you take them, idiot.

00:10:41.103 --> 00:10:42.313
You take them orally.

00:10:42.313 --> 00:10:43.731
- I'm not taking *** orally.

00:10:43.731 --> 00:10:44.940
- But that's how you take them.

00:10:44.940 --> 00:10:47.234
- Yeah, yeah, that's how
you take them. Ugh!

00:10:48.069 --> 00:10:50.237
- Did you just say you take a *** orally?

00:10:50.237 --> 00:10:51.447
Yo, y'all are nasty.

00:10:52.907 --> 00:10:54.825
There's a little boy in this car.

00:10:56.077 --> 00:10:58.496
***in' his little brain up.
Mm-hmm-hmm.

00:11:14.261 --> 00:11:15.596
Hey, kid.

00:11:15.596 --> 00:11:17.723
This is what me and your jefe
used to do all the time back in the day.

00:11:20.267 --> 00:11:22.228
- You used to steal Tums with my dad?

00:11:22.228 --> 00:11:24.146
- We used to steal all kinds of ***
from this store.

00:11:24.146 --> 00:11:25.815
They got a no chase policy.

00:11:25.815 --> 00:11:28.484
So once you make it past the exit,
you're untouchable.

00:11:28.484 --> 00:11:32.822
Code green on aisle two.

00:11:39.453 --> 00:11:41.288
- Here, Julio, help me
sell some of these cupcakes.

00:11:41.288 --> 00:11:42.373
- I got you.

00:11:44.667 --> 00:11:46.585
- Boy, oh, boy!

00:11:46.585 --> 00:11:49.547
These sure are some yummy-* cupcakes.

00:11:49.964 --> 00:11:51.716
- And for a great cause?

00:11:51.716 --> 00:11:52.758
Don't mind if I do.

00:11:54.218 --> 00:11:56.095
Cupcakes. Cupcakes.

00:11:58.723 --> 00:12:00.516
- ***, do you want me to relapse?

00:12:00.975 --> 00:12:02.977
Do you realize how high
of a *** recidivism rate

00:12:02.977 --> 00:12:04.937
I'm up against?
Do you?

00:12:05.688 --> 00:12:07.565
Why don't you buy a ***in' cupcake?

00:12:07.565 --> 00:12:08.983
Keep a nigga off the streets.

00:12:10.276 --> 00:12:12.528
Thank you.
Red velvet is an amazing choice.

00:12:12.987 --> 00:12:14.655
- Alright, let's hit these calles.

00:12:14.655 --> 00:12:16.157
- Wait, you didn't buy anything?

00:12:21.620 --> 00:12:22.913
- Run, ***.

00:12:27.877 --> 00:12:30.087
- Hugs Not Thugs is does not condone this,

00:12:30.087 --> 00:12:31.297
but the cupcakes are bomb.

00:12:34.717 --> 00:12:35.718
- Toma! Pssh!

00:12:41.724 --> 00:12:44.101
- Luis, you ***in' idiot.
You could have got us arrested.

00:12:44.101 --> 00:12:46.520
- Hey, his pops wanted me
to toughen him up.

00:12:46.520 --> 00:12:48.522
I don't want the poor kid
to grow up and be like you.

00:12:48.522 --> 00:12:51.650
- I love being in a gang.

00:12:51.650 --> 00:12:52.818
- Yeah, you ***in' do.

00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:54.487
Hey, mijo, check this out.

00:12:54.487 --> 00:12:56.530
Me and your pops used to do this
to freak girls out.

00:12:58.991 --> 00:13:00.367
My ***in' neck!

00:13:00.367 --> 00:13:02.495
- Fool, this is why you gotta stretch.

00:13:02.495 --> 00:13:03.954
Shut up, ***!

00:13:03.954 --> 00:13:05.831
***. I'm fine, alright?

00:13:05.831 --> 00:13:08.167
- I'm still down to fight.
- That's the spirit!

00:13:08.751 --> 00:13:11.962
After all, did Maria give up
after Tony murdered her brother?

00:13:12.797 --> 00:13:14.673
- No. She dated him.

00:13:15.174 --> 00:13:18.093
- Yo, I don't know what
this little ***er talkin' about,

00:13:18.093 --> 00:13:19.553
man, but it's motivatin'!

00:13:19.553 --> 00:13:21.514
- Hey, hey, make a left right here, Julio.

00:13:21.514 --> 00:13:23.057
We still got plenty more boys to hit up.

00:14:02.847 --> 00:14:04.557
I'm tired of hearing this stupid-* song.

00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:08.519
Oh, ***!

00:14:08.519 --> 00:14:10.729
- Oh, man, it sounded like
you pinched a nerve.

00:14:11.230 --> 00:14:13.023
- Dawg, can we quit this *** yet?

00:14:13.023 --> 00:14:14.483
This ain't working.

00:14:14.483 --> 00:14:16.443
- No, no, no, no.
I still got one last boy, alright?

00:14:16.443 --> 00:14:18.153
This fool used to be down for anything.

00:14:18.821 --> 00:14:19.947
He was our wild card.

00:14:27.663 --> 00:14:30.207
Damn, he probably
doesn't even live here anymore.

00:14:30.207 --> 00:14:31.792
Hmm.

00:14:33.419 --> 00:14:34.503
- Luis?

00:14:34.503 --> 00:14:36.130
- Hey, I know you probably moved on

00:14:36.130 --> 00:14:38.424
and evolved as a person or whatever,

00:14:39.091 --> 00:14:41.176
uh, but if you're down,
which I'm sure you're not,

00:14:41.719 --> 00:14:43.721
a few of us are gonna go
*** up that fool Davonte.

00:14:46.098 --> 00:14:48.434
- Oh, *** yeah, perro!

00:14:48.434 --> 00:14:50.060
I'm down.

00:14:50.060 --> 00:14:51.854
I'm tired of this square-* life.

00:14:53.188 --> 00:14:54.315
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:14:55.357 --> 00:14:57.151
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!

00:14:57.151 --> 00:14:58.903
- Let's kill this ***er!

00:14:58.903 --> 00:15:00.404
- Slow down, perro.

00:15:00.404 --> 00:15:02.072
We're just trying to throw some putasos.

00:15:02.072 --> 00:15:03.574
- Hey, no half measures.

00:15:03.574 --> 00:15:06.243
If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna ***in' do right!

00:15:08.454 --> 00:15:10.998
- Right. No, no, yeah.
No, you're right.

00:15:11.624 --> 00:15:13.542
Uh, the only thing is, homey,
we forgot our cuetes,

00:15:13.542 --> 00:15:14.919
so that's the only problem.

00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:16.712
- Oh, don't worry about it.
I got you fools. How many you need?

00:15:18.172 --> 00:15:20.549
- Uh... maybe four.

00:15:21.258 --> 00:15:23.010
- I want a knife.

00:15:23.010 --> 00:15:24.011
- A knife?

00:15:24.929 --> 00:15:26.513
- I wanna feel it.

00:15:28.891 --> 00:15:31.852
- Yeah, homey, so I guess
three cuetes and a filero.

00:15:33.103 --> 00:15:34.313
- And a gl* of water.

00:15:35.272 --> 00:15:36.732
- Coming right up.

00:15:37.274 --> 00:15:39.360
We gonna die tonight, my boy!

00:15:40.069 --> 00:15:41.236
- Yeah.

00:15:41.236 --> 00:15:43.113
Honey, I'm going out with the boys.

00:15:43.113 --> 00:15:44.114
Don't wait up.

00:15:45.824 --> 00:15:46.867
- Run, ***!

00:15:46.867 --> 00:15:48.410
***!

00:15:51.789 --> 00:15:52.873
- Hey, wait!

00:15:55.542 --> 00:15:56.543
Luis!

00:15:58.212 --> 00:15:59.964
You still owe me 20 bucks!

00:16:13.394 --> 00:16:14.603
What the--

00:16:18.857 --> 00:16:19.149
Hey.

00:16:20.818 --> 00:16:23.237
- I'm sad I didn't
get the *** you up, Julio.

00:16:23.237 --> 00:16:25.239
***, man. Until next time, man.

00:16:25.614 --> 00:16:27.616
Wa-da-ba-da, boom, boom!

00:16:27.616 --> 00:16:29.201
Clink, clink, boy.

00:16:29.201 --> 00:16:31.078
I'd have rearranged your whole ***.

00:16:32.121 --> 00:16:33.122
Yeah.

00:16:33.914 --> 00:16:35.249
- All my boys abandoned me.

00:16:36.750 --> 00:16:37.960
I'm all alone in this world.

00:16:38.711 --> 00:16:39.920
No boys to call my own.

00:16:41.088 --> 00:16:43.340
- Dawg, I'm your boy.

00:16:43.340 --> 00:16:44.842
- You're not my ***in' boy.

00:16:45.384 --> 00:16:47.886
You're my ***-* cousin
who's been complaining all day.

00:16:49.430 --> 00:16:51.390
- Too scared to throw putasos.

00:16:56.520 --> 00:16:57.521
What the ***?

00:16:57.521 --> 00:17:00.649
- *** you, dawg!
I'm not your ***in' boy?

00:17:00.649 --> 00:17:02.359
I've been driving you around
all ***in' day.

00:17:02.359 --> 00:17:03.861
I'm doing my best to help you.

00:17:03.861 --> 00:17:04.945
You're the one being a little ***.

00:17:04.945 --> 00:17:06.405
Let's go throw down.

00:17:06.405 --> 00:17:08.949
- For what? We're just
gonna get our *es beat.

00:17:08.949 --> 00:17:11.994
- Then let's go get
our *es beat together, like boys.

00:17:12.619 --> 00:17:13.996
'Cause you might know
about winning fights,

00:17:13.996 --> 00:17:16.248
but I'm an expert
in getting my * whooped.

00:17:16.248 --> 00:17:18.459
You ain't *** in this city
if you haven't beat my *.

00:17:19.376 --> 00:17:22.337
And I'm down 100 bucks,
so now I wanna ***in' fight.

00:17:27.551 --> 00:17:30.220
- Damn. You're serious.

00:17:31.096 --> 00:17:32.097
- Goddamn right.

00:17:32.639 --> 00:17:34.641
What the ***?

00:17:34.641 --> 00:17:36.226
Are we gonna do this or what?

00:17:39.730 --> 00:17:40.898
- Let's go.

00:17:43.400 --> 00:17:44.526
In the back, Junior.

00:17:55.704 --> 00:17:57.039
Come on, Luis.

00:18:01.335 --> 00:18:02.336
- Hey.

00:18:02.336 --> 00:18:03.420
They're here.

00:18:27.236 --> 00:18:30.614
- So where your boys?
- Where are your boys?

00:18:30.614 --> 00:18:33.200
- They were preoccupied.
I got busy boys.

00:18:33.200 --> 00:18:37.329
But the boys I did bring
are finna beat your *.

00:18:37.329 --> 00:18:39.832
- You wanna bet?
- Yeah.

00:18:39.832 --> 00:18:41.750
- Imma do you like Chino did Tony.

00:18:44.670 --> 00:18:46.839
- Yeah, let's do this.
I'll *** you up, old man.

00:18:47.381 --> 00:18:48.507
- Who are you?

00:18:49.174 --> 00:18:51.385
Where am I? What's going on?

00:18:51.385 --> 00:18:52.845
- We talked about this, Grandpa.

00:18:52.845 --> 00:18:55.264
I'm your grandson. You my boy.

00:18:55.264 --> 00:18:58.267
And I busted you outta that nursing home
so we could whoop on some Mexicans.

00:19:00.310 --> 00:19:01.520
What happened to Fat*?

00:19:04.940 --> 00:19:07.109
- He's not with us anymore.
- Damn.

00:19:08.360 --> 00:19:09.736
- What happened to Bust-a-Nut?

00:19:11.905 --> 00:19:12.990
- He's in heaven now.

00:19:13.866 --> 00:19:15.075
With my Uncle Charles.

00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:18.495
Texting and driving.

00:19:18.495 --> 00:19:20.038
- It's an epidemic, homey.

00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.167
Sorry for your loss.
- Yeah. You too.

00:19:25.169 --> 00:19:27.045
So I guess ***'s different now, huh?

00:19:28.755 --> 00:19:31.967
- Hey, I came here for a gang fight.

00:19:31.967 --> 00:19:35.345
If we ain't gonna bust heads,
I wanna go home.

00:19:39.099 --> 00:19:41.101
- Hold up. Look over there.

00:19:43.687 --> 00:19:45.480
Ohh!

00:19:57.784 --> 00:19:59.244
- Take that ***er!
- Get him!

00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:04.208
Come on, man!

00:20:06.627 --> 00:20:07.836
Yeah, kick his *.

00:20:08.503 --> 00:20:10.255
Come on, come on.

00:20:32.861 --> 00:20:35.447
Ohh!

00:20:35.447 --> 00:20:37.491
Damn, he got knocked the *** out.