WEBVTT 00:00:44.215 --> 00:00:45.258 Miss Dean? 00:00:49.179 --> 00:00:50.180 Miss Dean? 00:00:51.014 --> 00:00:52.015 Sorry? 00:00:52.557 --> 00:00:55.268 What are the three polymorphic qualities of the sunflower? 00:00:59.397 --> 00:01:00.774 Polymorphic qualities? 00:01:00.857 --> 00:01:02.192 It can be more than one thing. 00:01:02.442 --> 00:01:04.194 Uh... Right. 00:01:04.277 --> 00:01:06.279 Yes, uh, the sunflower... 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:07.781 is a food. 00:01:09.365 --> 00:01:10.992 It is also, um... 00:01:11.493 --> 00:01:13.787 an anti-inflammatory medicine, 00:01:14.954 --> 00:01:17.290 and it is also... 00:01:18.458 --> 00:01:19.584 quite fetching. 00:01:21.961 --> 00:01:23.463 Well, not bad for not paying attention. 00:01:24.756 --> 00:01:27.092 Yes, the sunflower is food and medicine, 00:01:27.717 --> 00:01:30.220 but it is also a hyperaccumulator, 00:01:30.303 --> 00:01:32.138 which means it can remove 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:34.808 radiation and heavy metals from contaminated soil. 00:01:35.433 --> 00:01:36.976 So it is a very powerful... 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:39.646 and yes, very pretty... 00:01:40.730 --> 00:01:41.731 flower, 00:01:42.774 --> 00:01:43.858 my queen. 00:01:48.279 --> 00:01:51.074 Hyperaccumulator. 00:01:52.742 --> 00:01:56.996 Okay. So, you can see it's bringing up all of the heavy metals. 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:58.581 The lead, the zinc, the nickel... 00:02:26.192 --> 00:02:27.610 - Hey. - Hi. 00:02:38.872 --> 00:02:41.040 - It's still bleeding. - Okay, yeah, just... 00:02:41.124 --> 00:02:42.417 just give it a minute. 00:02:42.500 --> 00:02:43.918 Sam, we should go to the ER. 00:02:44.711 --> 00:02:46.379 Then our parents will know we ditched. 00:02:46.963 --> 00:02:48.631 - You might have a bruise. - Yeah. 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:52.093 Nothing makeup can't fix. 00:02:53.511 --> 00:02:54.888 But you're homecoming queen. 00:02:55.555 --> 00:02:57.390 Gender neutral royalty. 00:02:57.640 --> 00:02:58.641 No. 00:02:59.017 --> 00:03:00.310 No, definitely a queen. 00:03:00.643 --> 00:03:01.936 I've been practicing my wave. 00:03:04.147 --> 00:03:05.440 That's very elegant. 00:03:05.523 --> 00:03:06.524 I am British. 00:03:07.775 --> 00:03:09.903 You know, you're not taking this very seriously. 00:03:10.403 --> 00:03:11.821 It's just a thing that happened. 00:03:11.905 --> 00:03:13.615 No, you made this happen with your video. 00:03:15.408 --> 00:03:17.076 I just wanted to make people feel good. 00:03:17.827 --> 00:03:21.206 I didn't mean to generate a following, or become an influencer, 00:03:21.289 --> 00:03:22.415 or a queen. 00:03:22.498 --> 00:03:24.542 You know when my dad used to take me hunting, 00:03:24.626 --> 00:03:26.252 he'd tell me Arthurian legends. 00:03:26.753 --> 00:03:27.754 Now, I hated hunting, 00:03:27.837 --> 00:03:29.839 but I liked pretending that I was a knight, 00:03:30.590 --> 00:03:31.591 King Arthur. 00:03:32.008 --> 00:03:33.051 I'd make myself a sword 00:03:33.134 --> 00:03:34.928 and a shield with three crowns, 00:03:35.553 --> 00:03:37.096 just like Arthur. 00:03:39.641 --> 00:03:42.560 I'd go on quests through the forest searching for my Guinevere. 00:03:42.644 --> 00:03:45.271 Hey. Guinevere was Lancelot's sidepiece. 00:03:45.313 --> 00:03:46.940 Only in some versions, yes. 00:03:47.690 --> 00:03:50.151 In others, she was kidnapped by King Melwas. 00:03:50.860 --> 00:03:53.780 King Arthur spent a year gathering an army just to rescue her. 00:03:54.656 --> 00:03:58.701 But Arthur and Guinevere fought monsters, and witches, and Amazons. 00:04:00.411 --> 00:04:02.163 Guinevere wanted to save the world. 00:04:04.165 --> 00:04:05.541 You wanted to save the world. 00:04:08.253 --> 00:04:09.545 You are a queen. 00:04:20.723 --> 00:04:22.517 I'm sorry I broke your face. 00:04:25.103 --> 00:04:26.187 It'll get better, 00:04:27.063 --> 00:04:28.064 the *. 00:04:28.147 --> 00:04:29.899 It's just those sheets, man. 00:04:29.983 --> 00:04:33.903 - I thought satin would be romantic. - Yeah. Very, very romantic. 00:04:33.987 --> 00:04:36.990 Unfortunately, one cannot achieve thrust against satin. 00:04:38.324 --> 00:04:40.868 I didn't think you wanted to look at Yoda or Luke Skywalker. 00:04:43.204 --> 00:04:45.081 You know * doesn't have to be on a bed. 00:04:46.165 --> 00:04:47.166 It could be... 00:04:48.042 --> 00:04:49.043 on a table, 00:04:49.502 --> 00:04:50.503 a chair, 00:04:51.963 --> 00:04:52.964 a sofa, 00:04:53.548 --> 00:04:55.967 the kitchen counter, if you're both the right height, 00:04:56.551 --> 00:04:58.052 the bathroom, the shower, 00:04:58.136 --> 00:04:59.345 but not every shower. 00:04:59.387 --> 00:05:01.055 The one with the bench or the cubbyhole. 00:05:01.764 --> 00:05:03.599 What you're really looking for is leverage. 00:05:05.351 --> 00:05:06.853 That is a lot of places. 00:05:06.936 --> 00:05:08.062 Not really. 00:05:08.730 --> 00:05:10.732 I mean, I haven't had *... 00:05:11.274 --> 00:05:13.860 uh, on a boat, or a train, 00:05:14.402 --> 00:05:15.903 most modes of transportation. 00:05:16.904 --> 00:05:18.406 Blimps. No blimps. 00:05:18.865 --> 00:05:20.783 Not that one does much blimp riding. 00:05:21.534 --> 00:05:23.703 I mean, zeppelins might come back into fashion, 00:05:23.745 --> 00:05:26.205 but I don't think I'll ever be into public fornication. 00:05:30.376 --> 00:05:31.753 Your face has gone all pouty. 00:05:32.462 --> 00:05:33.588 I'm... I'm fine. 00:05:33.671 --> 00:05:35.548 No one's first time is good. 00:05:38.885 --> 00:05:40.970 I thought it was our first time. 00:05:44.098 --> 00:05:45.308 The satin sheets. 00:05:46.434 --> 00:05:48.394 - Of course. - I thought this was special. 00:05:48.436 --> 00:05:49.437 It is special. 00:05:49.479 --> 00:05:50.980 It's not exactly how I pictured it. 00:05:51.064 --> 00:05:52.648 Satin sheets and a broken hymen? 00:05:52.732 --> 00:05:54.400 How many people have you slept with? 00:05:55.526 --> 00:05:57.070 Was it with anyone that I know? 00:05:57.820 --> 00:05:58.905 Does it matter? 00:06:03.910 --> 00:06:04.911 No. 00:06:05.244 --> 00:06:06.371 Okay, that pause was so big, 00:06:06.412 --> 00:06:09.206 they're gonna use it as the mansion on the next season of The Bachelor. 00:06:09.207 --> 00:06:10.750 It doesn't matter, okay? Just forget it. 00:06:12.919 --> 00:06:14.003 The peas are melting. 00:06:16.589 --> 00:06:17.590 Twenty-two. 00:06:20.093 --> 00:06:21.761 I've slept with 22 people. 00:06:23.346 --> 00:06:24.347 Wait. 00:06:25.807 --> 00:06:26.808 Thirty... 00:06:27.934 --> 00:06:28.893 ish. 00:06:31.187 --> 00:06:32.188 Or was it 40? 00:06:33.981 --> 00:06:34.982 Forty-three. 00:06:36.818 --> 00:06:37.819 Fifty blokes... 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:39.445 and girls, 00:06:39.529 --> 00:06:41.322 and a contortionist from Cirque du Soleil, 00:06:41.948 --> 00:06:42.949 and Hoyles. 00:06:43.616 --> 00:06:44.617 Twice. 00:06:45.118 --> 00:06:46.369 It's just a question. 00:06:46.994 --> 00:06:49.038 - I'm just curious. - Does it change how you see me? 00:06:49.080 --> 00:06:51.582 I just don't know why you didn't tell me about this, Sam. 00:06:51.666 --> 00:06:53.167 I don't know why I would. 00:06:53.251 --> 00:06:54.377 Because we're together? 00:06:54.460 --> 00:06:56.712 It's not 1950. I'm not your girl. 00:06:56.796 --> 00:06:57.839 We're what, then? 00:06:59.340 --> 00:07:01.300 You are such a child. 00:07:06.097 --> 00:07:07.890 The consent app has my * history. 00:07:08.766 --> 00:07:10.977 Take a gander if you're so * curious. 00:07:12.770 --> 00:07:14.397 I may not be a virgin, Josh, 00:07:16.023 --> 00:07:17.483 but you did make me bleed. 00:07:22.113 --> 00:07:23.114 That... 00:07:23.573 --> 00:07:24.991 That's my mom's bedroom! 00:07:26.993 --> 00:07:27.952 Sam? 00:07:30.371 --> 00:07:31.372 Sam! 00:07:37.670 --> 00:07:41.090 You don't know enough about me to know if you love me. 00:07:47.972 --> 00:07:49.015 Whoa, are... 00:07:50.183 --> 00:07:51.184 Are you crying? 00:07:51.642 --> 00:07:52.643 No. 00:07:53.478 --> 00:07:54.479 It's just... 00:07:55.229 --> 00:07:57.607 everyone has this idea about me... 00:07:58.566 --> 00:07:59.984 but no one knows me. 00:08:00.818 --> 00:08:04.906 I mean, they want me to carry roses on the homecoming float. 00:08:06.073 --> 00:08:07.950 - Roses. - What's wrong with roses? 00:08:08.075 --> 00:08:12.038 A homecoming queen with roses. My sash should say #obvious. 00:08:12.538 --> 00:08:14.457 Oh, being homecoming queen is a big deal. 00:08:15.416 --> 00:08:16.584 Why are you hating on it? 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:21.339 I only won because of that stupid video. 00:08:23.758 --> 00:08:25.092 Everyone loves your video. 00:08:26.594 --> 00:08:28.262 Have you read the comments? 00:08:30.389 --> 00:08:32.433 @LoboLover said, 00:08:32.475 --> 00:08:35.436 "I bet Sam Dean thinks her British accent makes her sound charming, 00:08:35.478 --> 00:08:38.814 but really she sounds like Arya Stark's incest baby." 00:08:40.233 --> 00:08:42.902 User 5318008 said, 00:08:43.361 --> 00:08:46.614 "I like Sam's video. The only thing it's missing is *... 00:08:47.114 --> 00:08:48.074 because she has none." 00:08:48.115 --> 00:08:50.201 Those are just haters and trolls. 00:08:50.993 --> 00:08:52.870 Everyone needed to see how amazing you are. 00:08:52.954 --> 00:08:54.539 But that's not me, Josh. 00:08:55.790 --> 00:08:58.751 It's the best parts of me cut together with great music. 00:09:02.588 --> 00:09:04.465 I wish you hadn't posted it. 00:09:15.393 --> 00:09:17.144 What kind of flower would you rather carry? 00:09:24.860 --> 00:09:26.028 A sunflower. 00:09:31.993 --> 00:09:34.078 Sunflowers are polymorphs. 00:09:34.870 --> 00:09:36.956 They can be more than one thing at once. 00:09:37.873 --> 00:09:39.625 They're food, medicine, 00:09:39.709 --> 00:09:42.420 and they can even absorb heavy metals and radiation. 00:09:44.005 --> 00:09:46.257 We, you and I, Josh, 00:09:47.174 --> 00:09:48.843 we've got to be sunflowers. 00:09:51.345 --> 00:09:52.430 This is the time 00:09:52.513 --> 00:09:54.098 we're supposed to experiment, 00:09:54.599 --> 00:09:56.058 find who we are. 00:09:57.560 --> 00:09:59.854 But how can I when I am terrified 00:09:59.937 --> 00:10:03.357 that some * out there is going to post a comment that shreds my soul? 00:10:05.526 --> 00:10:09.363 I should be able to * whoever I want, whenever I want without judgment. 00:10:11.991 --> 00:10:14.619 Before today, you thought I was a virgin, 00:10:15.828 --> 00:10:17.038 and now I'm what? 00:10:17.496 --> 00:10:18.914 The neighborhood bicycle? 00:10:19.582 --> 00:10:22.126 Queen Guinevere, the Skunked of Avalon? 00:10:23.252 --> 00:10:26.213 Why do you get to be a stud if you bang me, 00:10:26.255 --> 00:10:29.383 but I'm an easy * oven if I have * with anyone else? 00:10:33.220 --> 00:10:35.097 You want a girly-friend. 00:10:36.307 --> 00:10:37.350 A sweetheart. 00:10:38.267 --> 00:10:41.896 A blow-up doll who will do the things that you want her to do. 00:10:43.522 --> 00:10:44.899 Well, guess what, Wheeler? 00:10:45.816 --> 00:10:47.943 I might wanna be polyamorous. 00:10:48.027 --> 00:10:50.112 I might wanna join a thruple, 00:10:50.237 --> 00:10:52.782 or be *, or demi, or gyne. 00:10:54.617 --> 00:10:57.953 The dusty, old names like "virgin" and "*" 00:10:58.412 --> 00:11:00.915 were made by men to put women 00:11:00.998 --> 00:11:03.709 in Barbie doll packages with easy to read labels. 00:11:05.252 --> 00:11:06.212 Well, 00:11:07.797 --> 00:11:08.839 I'm no queen. 00:11:13.969 --> 00:11:16.097 I am not a queen. 00:11:21.477 --> 00:11:23.813 I am not a queen. 00:11:24.897 --> 00:11:25.898 Not a queen, 00:11:26.565 --> 00:11:27.608 or a slag, 00:11:28.275 --> 00:11:31.946 or the saint that everyone seems to think I am on social media. 00:11:39.036 --> 00:11:40.037 I'm a kid. 00:11:43.541 --> 00:11:45.376 I don't know who I am. 00:11:52.925 --> 00:11:53.926 I know who you are. 00:11:56.178 --> 00:11:57.304 Who am I? 00:11:59.932 --> 00:12:01.142 You're Sam Dean. 00:12:14.363 --> 00:12:15.406 My dad... 00:12:20.369 --> 00:12:21.746 My dad died. 00:12:25.458 --> 00:12:27.418 Josh, I am so sorry. I... 00:12:29.378 --> 00:12:30.921 Is there anything I can do? 00:12:34.341 --> 00:12:36.552 You're gonna be late for your homecoming game. 00:12:37.678 --> 00:12:38.512 I can miss it. 00:12:38.596 --> 00:12:39.597 Just go. 00:12:40.389 --> 00:12:41.390 Please. 00:12:44.185 --> 00:12:47.021 - I don't think you should be alone. - I mean it, Sam. Go! 00:12:48.773 --> 00:12:49.648 Leave me alone! 00:12:49.732 --> 00:12:50.775 What? 00:12:50.858 --> 00:12:52.651 Why are you mad at me? 00:12:54.445 --> 00:12:55.696 He was dying. 00:12:56.363 --> 00:12:59.200 And I was too distracted trying to get into your pants. 00:13:01.410 --> 00:13:02.411 That's not fair. 00:13:02.453 --> 00:13:03.954 You think you're so smart... 00:13:04.622 --> 00:13:07.541 and experienced, that the world is this amazing place, but it's not. 00:13:09.418 --> 00:13:10.628 People are awful. 00:13:11.754 --> 00:13:14.590 And you have no idea what pain and rejection feel like. 00:13:16.050 --> 00:13:18.469 You have no idea how real people feel. 00:13:18.511 --> 00:13:19.553 How I feel! 00:13:22.223 --> 00:13:24.517 You have all of these friends 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:27.102 and people that love you, genuinely love you. 00:13:29.355 --> 00:13:31.982 You're beautiful. You're homecoming queen. 00:13:33.400 --> 00:13:34.401 Yeah. 00:13:34.902 --> 00:13:36.362 I feel so awful for you. 00:13:37.363 --> 00:13:38.823 Your life must be terrible. 00:13:41.408 --> 00:13:43.661 You have everything in the world that normal people want, 00:13:43.744 --> 00:13:45.371 and you're still complaining. 00:13:47.122 --> 00:13:49.583 I mean, come on! Do you even hear yourself? 00:13:53.420 --> 00:13:54.505 You're upset. 00:13:55.714 --> 00:13:57.258 You don't mean any of that. 00:13:58.467 --> 00:13:59.468 Yeah. 00:14:00.803 --> 00:14:02.513 Why don't you go and * Andy... 00:14:04.515 --> 00:14:05.683 or Scooter... 00:14:06.725 --> 00:14:07.726 or Noah? 00:14:10.813 --> 00:14:12.147 * Hoyles! 00:14:16.277 --> 00:14:17.570 You looked on my phone. 00:14:20.030 --> 00:14:21.699 You looked at the consent app! 00:14:22.157 --> 00:14:23.158 Josh! 00:14:26.620 --> 00:14:28.080 You wanna know who you are? 00:14:30.833 --> 00:14:32.459 You're a *, Samaira. 00:14:36.672 --> 00:14:39.675 We're supposed to be spending this time finding out who we really are, 00:14:40.467 --> 00:14:44.013 and you, my friend, are the only one who's brave enough to try. 00:14:44.555 --> 00:14:45.764 That is why you're royalty. 00:14:45.848 --> 00:14:47.141 I'm just tryin' to survive. 00:14:48.142 --> 00:14:49.143 I got friends. 00:14:49.560 --> 00:14:51.937 Finding that one person who really gets... 00:14:58.402 --> 00:15:00.863 There are so many conditions on unconditional love.