WEBVTT 00:00:06.469 --> 00:00:08.471 Here we go 00:00:09.806 --> 00:00:11.224 Guys! Whatever you're doing right now, 00:00:11.224 --> 00:00:12.183 drop it! 00:00:27.157 --> 00:00:28.408 Okay, next time, I'll just say, 00:00:28.408 --> 00:00:30.493 "Guys, listen up." 00:00:30.493 --> 00:00:31.661 Anyway... 00:00:31.661 --> 00:00:33.830 I wanted to show you all our newest toy. 00:00:35.290 --> 00:00:37.167 Uh, Jarvis, 00:00:37.167 --> 00:00:39.169 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 00:00:39.169 --> 00:00:41.212 Bowie's eating my spaghetti. 00:00:42.839 --> 00:00:46.634 Ow! I think I just ate a piece of plate. 00:00:48.178 --> 00:00:52.182 And I also don't know how to tell you this, but... 00:00:52.182 --> 00:00:54.684 the baseball is not a new invention. 00:00:54.684 --> 00:00:56.186 It's not just a baseball. 00:00:56.186 --> 00:00:57.771 It's Everyball! 00:00:57.771 --> 00:00:59.147 Everyball can change 00:00:59.147 --> 00:01:01.066 shape, size, colour, and density 00:01:01.066 --> 00:01:02.776 to become any ball you want. 00:01:02.776 --> 00:01:04.069 Like... 00:01:05.153 --> 00:01:07.197 ...A basketball. 00:01:07.197 --> 00:01:09.616 -Can it be a soccer ball? -Sure. 00:01:12.702 --> 00:01:14.204 Can it be a tennis ball? 00:01:14.204 --> 00:01:15.330 Yup. 00:01:17.207 --> 00:01:19.459 Can it be a basketball? 00:01:19.459 --> 00:01:21.920 Still yes. 00:01:23.296 --> 00:01:25.215 Can it be a debutante ball? 00:01:26.382 --> 00:01:28.218 No. 00:01:28.218 --> 00:01:29.719 Then I guess I have nowhere to wear this gown. 00:01:33.890 --> 00:01:34.974 Ah, I'll just wear it 00:01:34.974 --> 00:01:37.352 to my doctor's appointment tomorrow. 00:01:37.352 --> 00:01:39.270 All right, Knox, catch. 00:01:44.234 --> 00:01:47.195 Impressive toy, Jarvis. 00:01:47.195 --> 00:01:50.198 Yeah. Everyball is the world's greatest ball. 00:02:00.875 --> 00:02:02.252 Buckle up 00:02:02.252 --> 00:02:04.254 And hold on tight 00:02:04.254 --> 00:02:07.340 You and me on a wild ride 00:02:07.340 --> 00:02:10.593 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:02:10.593 --> 00:02:13.763 Together we'll make it all the way 00:02:13.763 --> 00:02:16.516 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:02:16.516 --> 00:02:17.642 We'll always find our way around 00:02:18.101 --> 00:02:22.147 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:22.147 --> 00:02:25.024 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:25.024 --> 00:02:26.526 You got me 00:02:26.526 --> 00:02:28.111 I got you 00:02:28.111 --> 00:02:29.571 Here we go 00:02:32.157 --> 00:02:35.034 All right, we've got to find a great way to market Everyball. 00:02:35.034 --> 00:02:36.202 Let's hear your ideas. 00:02:36.202 --> 00:02:37.537 I've got one. 00:02:37.537 --> 00:02:38.872 You know what they always say-- 00:02:38.872 --> 00:02:41.207 "No news is good news." 00:02:41.207 --> 00:02:42.709 No news? 00:02:42.709 --> 00:02:45.545 So you're suggesting we don't market Everyball? 00:02:45.545 --> 00:02:49.465 Yeah! Then everyone will hear the good news about it! 00:02:49.465 --> 00:02:51.050 Here's something that always works. 00:02:51.050 --> 00:02:53.553 Let's do the opposite of what Geneva is suggesting. 00:02:53.553 --> 00:02:56.055 We'll use word of mouth to get the message out. 00:02:56.055 --> 00:02:57.056 Repeat after me-- 00:02:57.056 --> 00:02:59.350 "Everyball is the best." 00:03:07.567 --> 00:03:10.069 Edgar Paul is cheating on Beth? 00:03:11.321 --> 00:03:13.948 Great. Beth is our head of marketing! 00:03:13.948 --> 00:03:16.993 Now it's really on us to come up with an idea. 00:03:16.993 --> 00:03:18.328 I've got it! 00:03:18.328 --> 00:03:20.413 We get a huge boat... 00:03:20.413 --> 00:03:21.748 Yeah? 00:03:21.748 --> 00:03:22.957 That's it. 00:03:24.083 --> 00:03:25.335 I mean... 00:03:25.335 --> 00:03:28.254 who cares about making and selling toys anymore? 00:03:28.254 --> 00:03:30.298 We live on a boat! 00:03:32.592 --> 00:03:34.427 Don't worry. I've got an idea. 00:03:34.427 --> 00:03:36.888 What does everyone do every night? 00:03:36.888 --> 00:03:38.306 Change out of their dirty clothes? 00:03:38.306 --> 00:03:40.308 -Brush their teeth? -Take a bath? 00:03:40.308 --> 00:03:41.935 No. I said something you do every night, 00:03:41.935 --> 00:03:44.270 not once a month. 00:03:44.270 --> 00:03:47.732 Yeah, we've been meaning to talk to you about that. 00:03:47.732 --> 00:03:50.109 They stare at the moon! 00:03:50.109 --> 00:03:53.112 What if we turned it into the biggest billboard ever? 00:03:53.112 --> 00:03:54.322 How? 00:03:54.322 --> 00:03:57.533 By using a powerful laser to etch the word "Everyball" 00:03:57.533 --> 00:03:59.285 into the moon's surface. 00:03:59.285 --> 00:04:00.453 Will that work? 00:04:00.453 --> 00:04:01.871 No! 00:04:01.871 --> 00:04:04.707 Because we accidentally hit the secret base 00:04:04.707 --> 00:04:06.042 of the Moon People, 00:04:06.042 --> 00:04:08.378 killing their leader, King Lunus. 00:04:08.378 --> 00:04:10.171 They see this as an act of war, 00:04:10.171 --> 00:04:14.384 and bring every last one of us to our knees. 00:04:14.384 --> 00:04:16.636 So instead of Everyball, 00:04:16.636 --> 00:04:18.805 we should sell kneepads! 00:04:18.805 --> 00:04:20.890 We'll make millions! 00:04:20.890 --> 00:04:23.559 And finally be able to buy that boat! 00:04:24.811 --> 00:04:27.397 Wow. It's pretty amazing what happens 00:04:27.397 --> 00:04:29.357 when we put our heads together. 00:04:30.650 --> 00:04:33.361 I was thinking the same thing. 00:04:36.197 --> 00:04:37.699 Okay, I thought about all the ideas 00:04:37.699 --> 00:04:38.866 from our marketing meeting 00:04:38.866 --> 00:04:39.826 and figured out what we should do. 00:04:39.826 --> 00:04:40.827 What? 00:04:40.827 --> 00:04:43.746 Never have another marketing meeting. 00:04:43.746 --> 00:04:45.331 I also came up with a way to sell Everyball. 00:04:45.331 --> 00:04:47.625 I bought Knickknack a 30-second commercial 00:04:47.625 --> 00:04:49.085 to air during the Super Bowl. 00:04:49.085 --> 00:04:50.336 -Wow. -That's amazing. 00:04:50.336 --> 00:04:51.629 Super Bowl! 00:04:51.629 --> 00:04:53.840 War with the Moon People is averted! 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:56.718 Yep. Picture our product 00:04:56.718 --> 00:04:58.511 right in front of millions of eyeballs. 00:04:58.511 --> 00:05:00.388 Eww! 00:05:00.388 --> 00:05:02.890 Don't worry, the rest of their bodies will be there too. 00:05:02.890 --> 00:05:04.017 Oh, thank goodness. 00:05:04.017 --> 00:05:05.518 Anyway. 00:05:05.518 --> 00:05:08.438 I bought commercial time both in Canada and the U.S. 00:05:08.438 --> 00:05:10.356 How much did this commercial cost? 00:05:10.356 --> 00:05:12.108 Every cent this company has. 00:05:12.108 --> 00:05:13.901 Also every dollar. 00:05:13.901 --> 00:05:15.361 But as an advertiser, 00:05:15.361 --> 00:05:18.448 we get a free trip and two tickets to the game. 00:05:18.448 --> 00:05:20.283 Which means one of you gets to go with me. 00:05:20.283 --> 00:05:21.451 Isn't that awesome? 00:05:21.451 --> 00:05:22.869 Back off! 00:05:22.869 --> 00:05:24.746 That ticket's mine! 00:05:24.746 --> 00:05:26.289 Let go. 00:05:26.289 --> 00:05:28.207 I will scratch out your eyes 00:05:28.207 --> 00:05:30.293 and add them to that disgusting eyeball pile 00:05:30.293 --> 00:05:33.463 I can't stop picturing! 00:05:43.473 --> 00:05:45.516 Guys! Guys! 00:05:47.393 --> 00:05:50.897 Oh, yeah. I don't know how to whistle. 00:05:50.897 --> 00:05:54.901 Whistle... whistle... 00:05:54.901 --> 00:05:56.069 Ooh! Of course! 00:06:03.743 --> 00:06:06.245 Right. A watched pot never boils. 00:06:15.755 --> 00:06:18.049 Even the brain-boosting benefits of tea 00:06:18.049 --> 00:06:20.676 aren't helping me think of a way to whistle. 00:06:20.676 --> 00:06:22.178 What the...? 00:06:22.178 --> 00:06:24.430 Guys! Guys! 00:06:28.184 --> 00:06:30.103 Jarvis is having tea without us. 00:06:30.103 --> 00:06:32.021 Ow. 00:06:32.021 --> 00:06:35.024 Relax. We can make more tea. 00:06:35.024 --> 00:06:37.610 Unfortunately, I do only have two Super Bowl tickets. 00:06:37.610 --> 00:06:39.028 But there are... 00:06:40.655 --> 00:06:42.615 Two of us? 00:06:43.866 --> 00:06:46.244 That math adds up! 00:06:46.244 --> 00:06:49.122 It really doesn't. 00:06:49.122 --> 00:06:51.124 Then you should take me on that trip. 00:06:51.124 --> 00:06:52.208 I love football. 00:06:52.208 --> 00:06:55.294 Yeah, but I love Ja-- 00:06:55.294 --> 00:06:56.671 football too. 00:06:56.671 --> 00:06:58.548 "Jast" football. 00:06:58.548 --> 00:06:59.966 You have to take me! 00:06:59.966 --> 00:07:02.510 These seats are right behind the cheerleaders. 00:07:02.510 --> 00:07:05.138 Those girls are the hottest, most amazing cheerleaders 00:07:05.138 --> 00:07:06.472 in the world. 00:07:06.472 --> 00:07:09.308 If I can get close to them, I think I may have a shot. 00:07:09.308 --> 00:07:11.310 Please. None of those cheerleaders 00:07:11.310 --> 00:07:12.520 are going to date you. 00:07:12.520 --> 00:07:14.313 Date me? I mean a shot to get discovered 00:07:14.313 --> 00:07:17.316 and join their cheerleading squad! 00:07:17.316 --> 00:07:18.901 And then it'll be strictly business. 00:07:18.901 --> 00:07:20.403 You don't date your coworkers. 00:07:20.403 --> 00:07:23.281 That's why I don't date Geneva or Piper. 00:07:25.992 --> 00:07:27.493 You can stare at me all you want 00:07:27.493 --> 00:07:29.162 with those come-hither looks, 00:07:29.162 --> 00:07:31.164 but I'm not going to break my rule. 00:07:31.164 --> 00:07:33.249 You should take me. 00:07:33.249 --> 00:07:35.710 These guys want to go for stupid reasons-- 00:07:35.710 --> 00:07:37.879 to become a cheerleader, because they love football, 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:40.256 or because they love Ja-- 00:07:40.256 --> 00:07:43.259 football too, "jast" football. 00:07:43.259 --> 00:07:45.261 If you're not into football, why do you want to go? 00:07:45.261 --> 00:07:47.263 My favourite band of all time 00:07:47.263 --> 00:07:49.307 is performing in the half-time show. 00:07:49.307 --> 00:07:51.267 The band I followed for an entire summer. 00:07:51.267 --> 00:07:53.019 I have to see them live! 00:07:53.019 --> 00:07:55.688 This is their farewell concert! 00:07:55.688 --> 00:07:58.232 This is Coldplay's farewell concert? 00:07:58.232 --> 00:07:59.275 Not them. 00:07:59.275 --> 00:08:01.360 The Hadfield High Marching Band! 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:03.362 This is their farewell concert 00:08:03.362 --> 00:08:04.530 because they're graduating. 00:08:04.530 --> 00:08:06.073 Well, except for the trombone player, 00:08:06.073 --> 00:08:08.367 he's failing Phys. Ed. 00:08:08.367 --> 00:08:11.787 You spent an entire summer following a marching band? 00:08:11.787 --> 00:08:13.206 Yeah. 00:08:20.463 --> 00:08:22.048 Yeah, Jarvis. 00:08:22.048 --> 00:08:23.549 Who's it gonna be? 00:08:23.549 --> 00:08:25.051 You have to pick someone. 00:08:25.051 --> 00:08:27.136 Hey! I'm someone. 00:08:28.387 --> 00:08:31.849 I will tell you who I choose right after we make more tea. 00:08:31.849 --> 00:08:33.392 We'd better watch the pot 00:08:33.392 --> 00:08:35.478 to make sure we know exactly when it boils. 00:08:48.407 --> 00:08:49.575 So I've decided 00:08:49.575 --> 00:08:51.536 not to bother you about going to the game anymore. 00:08:51.536 --> 00:08:54.539 As long as you take me. 00:08:54.539 --> 00:08:57.208 I didn't know you were "down" with football. 00:08:57.208 --> 00:08:59.835 Pardon my pun... t. 00:09:02.588 --> 00:09:03.756 I get those references 00:09:03.756 --> 00:09:07.176 because they're... football terms? 00:09:07.176 --> 00:09:08.594 Unless they're not football terms, 00:09:08.594 --> 00:09:10.388 in which case I also get those references, 00:09:10.388 --> 00:09:12.014 because as a huge fan of the sport, 00:09:12.014 --> 00:09:14.141 I would know that they are not football terms. 00:09:14.141 --> 00:09:15.518 Which they are. 00:09:15.518 --> 00:09:17.812 Or aren't. 00:09:17.812 --> 00:09:19.397 Are you sure you love football? 00:09:19.397 --> 00:09:20.815 Definitely. 00:09:20.815 --> 00:09:23.401 You might even say I'm in love with football, 00:09:23.401 --> 00:09:24.986 and I know, given time, 00:09:24.986 --> 00:09:28.239 football will one day feel the same way about me. 00:09:29.782 --> 00:09:31.534 What I'm trying to say is I watch football, 00:09:31.534 --> 00:09:33.202 play football, collect football... 00:09:33.202 --> 00:09:35.705 collectibles. 00:09:35.705 --> 00:09:37.248 You play football? 00:09:37.248 --> 00:09:38.457 Well, we should get a game of touch football going. 00:09:38.457 --> 00:09:40.376 "Touch?" 00:09:40.376 --> 00:09:42.253 Well, we're not going to tackle each other. 00:09:42.253 --> 00:09:43.879 You know, either way. 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:44.880 Touch, tackle, tickle... 00:09:46.048 --> 00:09:47.758 Do they have tickle football? 00:09:47.758 --> 00:09:50.761 We should play tickle football. 00:09:50.761 --> 00:09:53.472 Let's start with touch and see how it goes. 00:09:53.472 --> 00:09:55.308 -I'll see you later. -So long. 00:09:55.308 --> 00:09:58.769 Don't you mean "go long"? 00:10:00.146 --> 00:10:01.939 I get and/or don't get that! 00:10:06.402 --> 00:10:08.571 Great. Now I need to learn how to play football. 00:10:08.571 --> 00:10:10.239 And no one here will help me. 00:10:10.239 --> 00:10:12.366 They all want that ticket. 00:10:13.409 --> 00:10:15.661 Except for Mrs. Bubkes. 00:10:15.661 --> 00:10:17.538 Maybe she'll be into it. 00:10:17.538 --> 00:10:20.333 I mean, she's playing with Everyball right now. 00:10:32.678 --> 00:10:34.430 Please, Jarvis. 00:10:34.430 --> 00:10:36.599 You have to take me to the game! 00:10:36.599 --> 00:10:39.101 Don't make me get down on my knees and beg! 00:10:39.101 --> 00:10:40.686 Although then I'd finally have a use 00:10:40.686 --> 00:10:42.897 for these kneepads Bowie sold me to use 00:10:42.897 --> 00:10:44.899 in the war against the Moon People... 00:10:44.899 --> 00:10:47.902 ...that never happened! 00:10:47.902 --> 00:10:50.154 No refunds! 00:10:51.697 --> 00:10:54.617 I haven't decided who to bring with me yet. 00:10:54.617 --> 00:10:57.578 Fine. But how could you not take the person 00:10:57.578 --> 00:10:59.205 who saved your life? 00:10:59.205 --> 00:11:00.539 You never saved my life. 00:11:00.539 --> 00:11:02.124 On it. 00:11:02.124 --> 00:11:03.834 What are you doing? 00:11:03.834 --> 00:11:06.212 Saving you from this burning building! 00:11:06.212 --> 00:11:08.130 The building is not burning. 00:11:08.130 --> 00:11:10.466 On it. 00:11:15.471 --> 00:11:17.640 Knox, that barbecue lighter's out of gas. 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:19.308 Because... 00:11:19.308 --> 00:11:20.518 it leaked out! 00:11:20.518 --> 00:11:23.479 I'm saving you from a deadly gas leak! 00:11:23.479 --> 00:11:24.730 No, Knox. 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:26.982 There's not enough gas in that thing to make us-- 00:11:30.403 --> 00:11:31.737 I have to say, 00:11:31.737 --> 00:11:33.322 I'm surprised you know how to play football, 00:11:33.322 --> 00:11:35.157 coming from Meeskatania. 00:11:35.157 --> 00:11:36.492 Oh! 00:11:36.492 --> 00:11:37.785 ...Meeskatanian Football. 00:11:39.161 --> 00:11:40.996 Slightly different rules. 00:11:40.996 --> 00:11:43.165 Oh, you mean like you use a bigger field? 00:11:43.165 --> 00:11:45.000 No. Real foot. 00:11:49.630 --> 00:11:51.590 Ugh! 00:11:51.590 --> 00:11:53.592 I'm interested in the local version of football. 00:11:53.592 --> 00:11:55.594 I don't want to learn Meeskatanian football. 00:11:55.594 --> 00:11:58.556 Or, I assume, Meeskatanian handball. 00:12:03.602 --> 00:12:05.855 We can use Everyball. 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:12.194 Ooh. 00:12:14.196 --> 00:12:15.364 You quarterback. 00:12:17.867 --> 00:12:19.201 Oof! 00:12:20.619 --> 00:12:22.872 How about you be quarterback? 00:12:28.544 --> 00:12:29.545 Omaha! Hut! 00:12:31.172 --> 00:12:32.381 I'm open! 00:12:35.801 --> 00:12:37.553 Oh... 00:12:38.888 --> 00:12:41.307 Grass soft. 00:12:41.307 --> 00:12:43.684 Yeah... But I landed on the foot. 00:12:43.684 --> 00:12:48.355 And it's in the... end zone. 00:12:53.986 --> 00:12:55.237 Practice kicking. 00:12:59.784 --> 00:13:01.994 Wait a second. 00:13:01.994 --> 00:13:04.079 You're not gonna pull the football away 00:13:04.079 --> 00:13:06.540 when I try to kick it, are you? 00:13:06.540 --> 00:13:08.542 No... 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:13.756 'Cause that's what usually happens in cartoons. 00:13:13.756 --> 00:13:15.466 It does? 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:19.094 Yeah. So do you promise not to pull it away? 00:13:19.094 --> 00:13:20.930 Promise. 00:13:20.930 --> 00:13:22.097 Cross your heart? 00:13:22.097 --> 00:13:24.850 Cross my fart. 00:13:24.850 --> 00:13:26.852 I'm gonna trust you. 00:13:26.852 --> 00:13:29.313 Even though I'm pretty sure you just said "fart." 00:13:34.777 --> 00:13:36.529 Yow! 00:13:36.529 --> 00:13:41.033 See? Bubkes promise. 00:13:49.875 --> 00:13:51.126 -Jarvis! -Ahh! 00:13:52.795 --> 00:13:54.296 Look, I know everyone's bugging you 00:13:54.296 --> 00:13:55.297 for that ticket, 00:13:55.297 --> 00:13:56.549 and I just want you to know 00:13:56.549 --> 00:13:57.967 I'm no different. 00:13:59.468 --> 00:14:02.263 Come on! You've got to take me. I'm your best friend, right? 00:14:06.976 --> 00:14:07.893 What are you doing? 00:14:07.893 --> 00:14:09.061 Trying to do that thing 00:14:09.061 --> 00:14:10.396 where you avoid answering a question 00:14:10.396 --> 00:14:12.565 by looking around and whistling innocently. 00:14:12.565 --> 00:14:13.816 Let me get my kettle. 00:14:13.816 --> 00:14:16.193 Come on. The Super Bowl is my big chance. 00:14:16.193 --> 00:14:17.361 Here's the thing, Bowie. 00:14:17.361 --> 00:14:18.779 I find the reason you want to go 00:14:18.779 --> 00:14:21.991 kind of... silly. 00:14:21.991 --> 00:14:23.993 You call a boy with the dream of doing provocative dance moves 00:14:23.993 --> 00:14:27.997 while wearing a twinkly top and booty shorts "silly"? 00:14:27.997 --> 00:14:29.999 Please just let me get my kettle. 00:14:29.999 --> 00:14:32.001 I have a very real chance of making the squad, 00:14:32.001 --> 00:14:33.335 and I'll prove it to you. 00:14:38.674 --> 00:14:40.676 Try tackling. 00:14:40.676 --> 00:14:44.430 Good. About time someone else got hurt. 00:14:45.890 --> 00:14:47.975 Rah! 00:14:47.975 --> 00:14:49.643 Oof! 00:15:07.494 --> 00:15:08.621 I show you. 00:15:10.789 --> 00:15:13.542 Okay, so what do I-- 00:15:32.227 --> 00:15:34.104 Where going? 00:15:34.104 --> 00:15:36.273 I'm going to go work on passing... 00:15:36.273 --> 00:15:38.400 this ping-pong ball. 00:15:38.400 --> 00:15:41.070 I need to get it out of my system before it-- 00:15:41.946 --> 00:15:44.239 Uh-oh. 00:15:46.408 --> 00:15:47.701 Basketball? 00:15:48.994 --> 00:15:49.995 Volleyball? 00:15:54.750 --> 00:15:57.544 Ah! Disco ball! 00:15:59.421 --> 00:15:59.838 Well, I know Jarvis. 00:15:59.838 --> 00:16:02.508 So I'm sure he's struggling with this decision 00:16:02.508 --> 00:16:03.717 and carefully weighing the merits 00:16:03.717 --> 00:16:05.511 of each of our arguments. 00:16:05.511 --> 00:16:08.722 Who should I take to the Super Bowl? 00:16:13.894 --> 00:16:15.521 What should I do? 00:16:15.521 --> 00:16:16.772 No matter who I choose, 00:16:16.772 --> 00:16:19.274 I'll be disappointing two of my friends. 00:16:19.274 --> 00:16:20.693 And Bowie. 00:16:20.693 --> 00:16:22.903 I don't know if I can face them. 00:16:24.113 --> 00:16:25.406 Oh! Gah! 00:16:29.910 --> 00:16:31.036 Come on. It's almost time for the big game. 00:16:31.453 --> 00:16:33.372 And our Everyball commercial! 00:16:36.834 --> 00:16:39.795 I hate this ball. 00:16:39.795 --> 00:16:41.630 I know none of us got to go to the game, 00:16:41.630 --> 00:16:43.799 but at least we all get to enjoy it together. 00:16:43.799 --> 00:16:45.217 True. 00:16:45.217 --> 00:16:47.428 I mean, what kind of friends fight over football tickets? 00:16:47.428 --> 00:16:48.971 We were greedy and selfish. 00:16:48.971 --> 00:16:51.724 Get your own snacks! 00:16:53.225 --> 00:16:54.059 It's time for the kick-off! 00:16:56.437 --> 00:16:57.479 ...the 10... 00:16:57.479 --> 00:17:00.357 Touchdown! 00:17:02.901 --> 00:17:05.446 Jarvis tricked us! 00:17:05.446 --> 00:17:07.614 Those tickets he ripped up must've been fake! 00:17:07.614 --> 00:17:09.450 Great. So we're stuck here 00:17:09.450 --> 00:17:11.493 while Jarvis is having the best time ever. 00:17:11.785 --> 00:17:13.620 Throughout the ages, 00:17:13.620 --> 00:17:15.622 there have been certain inventions 00:17:15.622 --> 00:17:17.207 that have changed the world. 00:17:17.207 --> 00:17:20.294 Well, the next big thing is here! 00:17:20.294 --> 00:17:23.547 Knickknack Toys presents... Everyball! 00:17:23.547 --> 00:17:28.218 It's every ball you'll want, and the only ball you'll need. 00:17:28.218 --> 00:17:30.554 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:17:30.554 --> 00:17:34.516 The "P" stands for "purchase one today." 00:17:34.516 --> 00:17:36.226 Seriously, we spent a lot of money 00:17:36.226 --> 00:17:37.644 on this commercial.