WEBVTT

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Here we go

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Jarvis put me in charge

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division.

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with a few ideas.

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Any as good as Jarvis's idea

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a meaningless promotion

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and out of our hair?

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It's not working!

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you have time to complain

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to Vice President of Busy Work.

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this joy buzzer.

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a painful jolt

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shake their hand,

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or give them a high five.

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Observe.

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Ah! Ah!

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Ow, my *!

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Aaahh!

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I'll take...

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two!

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prank...

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"Pants Full Of Ants!"

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pants were harmed

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in the making of this toy.

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of tiny robotic ants

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friend's pocket.

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Hey!

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I was unsuspecting that!

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away to avoid suspicion,

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to release the ants!

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Where'd I put that button?

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about a missing button.

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Seriously!

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important things.

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what you're looking for?

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Piper!

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Great idea, boss!

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You were asleep.

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we're not all asleep,

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for the last three minutes.

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Okay.

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to the next prank...

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Like that arrow in your head.

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Oh, this isn't a prank.

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I was late for work,

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an archery range.

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through this meeting.

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My head really hurts.

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Aaaah!

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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on a wild ride

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and change the game

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all the way

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and all the downs, downs

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find a way around

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whoa-oa-oh

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whoa-oa-oh

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whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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open the fridge for a snack,

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they'll get a smack.

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of a much better pun.

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Let me do that again.

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Ooof!

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open the fridge for a drink,

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they'll get some fruit punch!

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Totally worth it.

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Whoa, Mrs. Bubkes,

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overexerting yourself.

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What are you doing?

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Just mopping!

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You're exhausted from mopping?

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really hard for you,

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you love mopping.

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what you're doing,

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you say, "just mopping!"

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nervously...

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you're worried

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your beloved mopping.

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in other language]

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Bubkes put a little rest.

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Mrs. Bubkes...

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I hate to say it, but...

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you're carrying around...

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some extra weight.

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But don't worry.

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an exercise regimen for you.

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No, no, no.

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you need to rehydrate.

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from the fridge.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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Fruit punch.

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Bowie, question.

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do babies come from?

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I have a question for you.

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Oh, all right.

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answer my question?

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where to return this.

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having trouble sleeping?

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Clearly not.

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she's having trouble eating.

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I'm eating my lunch!

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Well, her story checks out.

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Piper!

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asleep all day.

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Is something going on with you?

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No. I'm fine.

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I work here during the day.

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I go home and sleep at night.

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Everything's...

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I'm worried about Piper.

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Why? You heard her.

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one possible explanation

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not getting any sleep at night.

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She's Batman!

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Think about it.

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of justice.

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a lot of black leather.

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enemy of the Joker.

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Aaahh!

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is a man.

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I think she's moonlighting.

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somewhere else at night,

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not that she's a werewolf.

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Not a werewolf.

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plausible explanations.

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Come on, Mrs. Bubkes.

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You can do this.

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inside there somewhere,

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wanting to get out.

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in other language]

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...metaphor?

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Of course it's a metaphor.

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Oh, ha ha ha.

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That's it, Mrs. Bubkes.

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Huh.

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like it's hot,

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sweating like it's hot.

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Like pig!

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I don't think so.

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coming through your pores.

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is made of plastic.

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Metaphor?

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No...

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It's a simile.

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Oh!

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make your next workout

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even more intense...

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get you to actually sweat.

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Ya!

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loud splash]

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we're supposed to be hiding

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so we can follow Piper!

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like Knickknack?

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less suspicious

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like two people

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having a whisper argument!

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one or two voices.

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the statue had three voices.

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No, that would be worse!

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A-ha!

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then two is worse than one,

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which means I win!

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about this,

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we're going to miss Piper!

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She's right there.

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the third voice.

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that joy buzzer?

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Yeah.

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Aaaahh!

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the elevator to the roof.

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Okay, Mrs. Bubkes.

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exercising more

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if it were a little competitive.

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Oooh!

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kickboxing?

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Maybe later.

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I was thinking...

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hula hoops!

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keep the hula hoop

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the longest.

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Mrs. Bubkes.

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Hey, Jarvis, what's up?

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Aster, I...

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with something.

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about your wardrobe?

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Finally!

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It's not my clothes.

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anyone this before,

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a thing for...

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Jarvis.

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-I know.

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It's obvious.

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your hair to one side

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to cover your boyface.

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Don't worry.

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about your crush...

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or your boyface.

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to keep this private!

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anyone about this.

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to be interesting.

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and said it was a cover,

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the video,

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but it's a fake band!

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Just wear a costume.

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You wanted to see me?

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Yeah.

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the Monster Chair video online,

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but someone put up a firewall.

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Huh.

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the technical skills

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happen.

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But speaking of that video

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this whole time,

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let's check it out.

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all full of gloom

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you need to look at this!

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Anyway, check this out.

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has twelve million views!

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this "mystery band"

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a multi-album deal.

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that can happen

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if you just change your clothes

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a little makeup?

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This is incredible...

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...ly bad.

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Wow.

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When life gives you lemonade,

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back in the lemon.

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If I come forward,

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I wrote that song

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and how I feel about him.

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the same way about me?

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If?

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about anyone?

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Yeah.

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about Jarvis.

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that he has standards.

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Oh, hey, Piper.

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firewall on my computer?

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security issues?

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No.

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this hot dog.

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Listen, Jarvis...

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to get off my chest.

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That ugly jacket?

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Come on!

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Come on!

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how to tell you this

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for a long time now...

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wait two more minutes?

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a big announcement.

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What?

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How could they do that?

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By streaming it online?

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You're our computer person.

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Shouldn't you know this stuff?

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That's impossible!

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Just to make money.

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like that.

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to make more music.

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They're awesome!

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is smoking hot!

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You think she's pretty?

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Yeah!

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She's gorgeous.

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in the video.

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Really?

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the drummer was hot?

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No!

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with an orange beard!

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Right.

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to tell me something?

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Nah, I'm good.

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Really, really good.

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to do chin-ups.

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is up over the bar.

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they're called chin-ups!

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You try, Mrs. Bubkes.

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Crushed it!

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I won't let you give up

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a proper chin-up.

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Or two...

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one for each chin.

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Whoa...

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You're doing it, Mrs. Bubkes!

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I've gotta get a picture.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Whoa!

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What's going on?

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Uh...

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what's going on.

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You look great!

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Huh?

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dropped those pounds!

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different person!

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Same person.

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You didn't tell him?

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I couldn't.

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I'm just not ready.

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and no record deal.

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Yeah...

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but you wrote a hit song!

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At 14!

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You've got the talent

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you want someday.

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Thank you, Aster.

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something...

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nice.

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You better not tell anyone!

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"Bee In Your Bonnet!"

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And...

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"Mouse in Your Blouse!"

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Aaah!

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Each sold separately.

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

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The "P" stands for...

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"Prank!"