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Nick...

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I think I'm in love.

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Nice. What's his name,

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and what high school
did he drop out of?

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What? No,
I'm in love with a dog.

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I saw him at the animal
shelter my weed guy works at.

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Dude,
he is so cute.

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The dog.

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Nick, can I adopt him?

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Please? Please,
please, please, please?

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I promise I'll take
such good care of him.

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Okay, this is literally the
easiest decision I've ever made.

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Thank
you so much, Nick.

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Thought it was very clear
that I meant, uh, no.

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What?
Look, a dog is a
huge commitment,

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and your sister and I
are gonna be the ones

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that have to take care of it.

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And let's be honest,
you're way too irresponsible.

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Okay, Nick.

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Name one thing I've done
that's irresponsible.

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Uh, last...

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That specifically relates
to dogs.

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Hey.
Hey, babe.

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How'd the dress fitting go?

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Well...
It was magical.

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Clem,

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you will never know
how much it means to me

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that you will be wearing
my wedding gown.

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I always thought
it was impossible

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for someone to look better
in it than I did.

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But you came close.

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Oh.

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Good news, Clem.
We're getting a dog.

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Wheels are in motion,
can't be stopped.

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I already named him Pretzel.

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I assume you already
shut this down?

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Shut it down like a RadioShack.

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Clem, you know, this is
a dream come true for me.

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You know, never having
a daughter of my own,

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I thought I wouldn't get
to pass down my dress.

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But now I have a daughter.

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Oh.
Oh.

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So I guess that makes you
guys brother and sister?

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Okay, I just need to know,

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do you love the dress?

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I mean, do you really,
really love it?

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I love it.
Oh!

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And I love that you love it.

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Well, I got to go.

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Oh, that is so great
that you love it.

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I hate it!

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I mean,

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I mean, it is beautiful,
but it's just not me.

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It's old-fashioned,
and it's matronly,

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and there's just...
there's a lot of poof.

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Babe, you're beautiful.

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You can make any dress work.

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Thank you. And I have no choice.

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If I don't walk down the aisle
in that taffeta hazmat suit,

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your mom is gonna be devastated.

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Don't worry, Clem.

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You know what would make you
feel a lot better right now?

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A dog.

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Hey, Nicky.
Hey, Ben.

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So, what boring couple thing

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are you forcing my Clemmy
to do tonight?

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Boring? Hardly.

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Normally on Monday nights,
we, uh, drink some wine,

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watch an episode
of Bachelor in Paradise.

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But last week,

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we fell asleep,
which means that this week,

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we get two episodes!
Uh, what?

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How will you keep this flame
alive after the wedding?

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Anyway, I'm headed out.
Have a cycle class to teach.

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Oh, yeah? You know, I've been
looking for a new workout.

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Maybe I'll stop by sometime.

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Oh, it's an advanced class.

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You might want to try Ira
on Thursdays.

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You don't think
I can handle yours?

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Right. That's why I said
try Ira on Thursdays.

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Okay, I need help.

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This thing is like
the world's poofiest prison.

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This thing is like
the world's poofiest prison.

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Hey, babe. Oh!

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Aah! I should not
see you in the dress.

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To be fair, no one should.

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Come on, Nick.

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That old superstition?

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Yes, Clem. It's bad luck

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to see the bride in her
dress before the wedding.

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Okay? Look, it's like some
sort of curse or something.

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Ben, tell her.
Yeah. I'm sorry
to tell you Nick's right.

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You are now doomed to a lifetime
of nights on the couch

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with bad television
and worse wine.

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It's a Trader Joe's
pick of the week.

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Man, things are getting hot
on that beach, huh?

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I mean, I just knew

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he was gonna choose Becca P.

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And then, boom,
out of nowhere, Becca C.

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Without even considering
poor Becca R.

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Babe, for what it's worth,

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you look beautiful
in that dress.
Aw.

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So I brought you

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a little juice from the vine

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to ease your mind.
Aw.

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I can't wait to marry you.

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To us.

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Yes.

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Oh! Oh!

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What did you do?
Me?

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Yes.
You just flung wine
all over my mom's dress.

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I didn't do anything.

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You were supposed
to meet me halfway.

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That's how a toast works.

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You don't just drink.
You clink first!

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You don't always clink first.

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Everybody clinks first.

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Oh, my God. The curse.

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There is no curse.
There's a stain,

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and it is setting.

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Come on. Quick,
the kitchen sink.

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Quick. I'll get the stain
remover. Go, go, go!

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I got the stain remover!

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Babe, turn on the other light.

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Oh, no!

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No! No.

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I don't think
that was the light, Clem.

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Maybe it's okay.
Maybe it's okay.

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Okay.

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So it's not okay.

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I see you had
my leftover pad thai.

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What's up, Clem?
I'll tell you what's up.

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I did something bad.
I did something,

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like, really, really,
really, really, really bad.

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You know, that sounds
like something I usually say.

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Hold up,
did we just Freaky Friday?

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Shannon, I ruined

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Rose's wedding dress.

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She's gonna be heartbroken.

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Okay, Clem,
I'm sure it's not that bad.

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Damn.

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You murdered that
thing. Oh, my...

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I can't believe
that this happened.

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You know what's comforting
in times of stress?

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Please don't say

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a puppy.
A puppy.

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Wow. I guess now
we've both seen each other

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in outfits that we wish
we could unsee.

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I'm actually heading to Ben's...

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...cycle class.

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He said he didn't think I could
handle it. Can you believe that?

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I mean, your boy ran
a half marathon last year.

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Yeah, but not on purpose.

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Your boy signed up
for a full one

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and then stopped halfway
at a Pancake City.

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To carbo-load.

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Hey, babe, you sure
you don't want me

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to come with you to tell
my mom about the dress?
No.

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I got this. But if I don't
make it back alive,

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it's gonna be a real bummer

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that this was
my last image of you.

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Thank you.

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Rose, there's something

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I need to tell you,

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and it may be very upsetting.

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How do I say this?

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What? What is it?

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Sweetheart, just tell me.

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Rose, your wedding dress
is ruined.

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No, no,
no, no, no.

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Don't freak out.
It's not that bad.

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It's not?
Oh, no, it is real bad.

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I don't know why
I just said that.

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Rose, I'm so sorry.

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How'd it happen?

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Well, the-the thing is, um,

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what happened was...
Rose, I did it.

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I ruined your dress. It was me.

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What?

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Just FYI, I forgot to get more
milk earlier like you asked to.

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I figured I'd sort of draft off

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this much bigger
Shannon confession.

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Continue.

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Tell me exactly how it happened.

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Well, you know,
normally, I make a list.

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But truth is,
I got a little *y.

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So, I was messing around,

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and I spilled red wine
on the dress,

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and then...
Red wine?

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Red wine around
a wedding gown?

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Oh, God, that
is so careless.

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Careless!

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And then, in an extremely
unfortunate turn of events,

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I tried to wash it in the sink,

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and I ended up shredding it
in... in the...

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in the garbage disposal.

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Well, I guess
that dream is over.

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The dream of seeing Clem
married in my wedding gown.

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I'm sorry, Rose.

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Rose, I feel terrible.

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Oh. Me, too, Clem. Me, too.

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Hmm.

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I also forgot the
Wheat Thins. I'm sorry.

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That was really hard.

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Shannon, you totally threw
yourself on the grenade for me.

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Why'd you do that?

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Dude, I'm used to people
being disappointed in me.

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I can handle it.

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And I know how important

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your relationship with
Rose is to you, so...

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Oh. Shannon, sometimes
you really surprise me.

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Aw. And for my cooperation,

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I want that puppy.

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And other times,
you're a little on the nose.
Mm.

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Oh, my God,
I love this dog so much!

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You've literally had him
for two hours.

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Yeah, but that's, like,
way longer in dog hours.

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Oh.
Wow.

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You see that, Pretzel?

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That's the result of 30 minutes
of light exercise.

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Top athletes,
like your boy right here,

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call it "the recovery waddle."

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That's right. If you ain't
waddling, you ain't throttling.

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Here we go! Aah.

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I just got off the phone with
the guy from the bridal shop.

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And guess what.

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He's giving me
the Wang of my dreams.

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And this is how you tell me?

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Um, Shannon,

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I think Pretzel here needs
to go out.

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Nah, he's just holding
the door shut to protect us.

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Fine. I'll go get his leash,

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'cause I'm responsible.

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Come on, Pretzel. Let's go.

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Look, Clem, I get why
you didn't want to tell my mom

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about what happened
with the dress,

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but now, we're stuck
with a creature

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that's barely housebroken
and can't take care of itself.

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And on top of all of
that, we have a dog.

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I know. I do kind of feel bad
about lying to your mom,

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but think about it.
It all worked out.

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I'm all good with Rose.

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I get to wear the dress
that I really wanted to wear.

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And Shannon gets to learn
about responsibility.

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What happened to your curse,
hmm?

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Hey, Walt.
What's up?

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Good news. I was able to pull
some strings, call in a favor,

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and I got a costume
designer friend to...

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repair Rose's wedding dress!

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No!

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Way!

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No way.
That's... that's awesome.

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Holy crap,
you can't kill that thing.

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Walt, I can't believe it.

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The dress looks exactly
the same as before.

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Doesn't it, Clem?

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Yeah, although, is it just me,
or did they add even more poof?

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Good eye.

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I had 'em do that.

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You got to keep up
with the times.

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Dad, how'd you get
that done so fast?

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Oh, it wasn't easy.

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The costume designer
is an aspiring playwright,

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so I had to promise
to star in a two-week run

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of her show about menopause,
called Is It Hot in Here?

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Well, I got
to bounce.

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I'm meeting some
friends to study.

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I can't believe you
let her have a dog.

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And after what she
did to our dress. Mm.

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Well, it was an accident.

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Maybe. Maybe not.

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You never know with Shannon.

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You know, Clem,
I have done

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everything I could to welcome
your family into our family.

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And I know Shannon's had
a difficult upbringing,

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but so have you,

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and I don't think

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you'd ever do something
like that.

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Ooh.

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And the hurtful part is,

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she doesn't even seem
genuinely sorry.

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Oh, she's sorry.

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I know for a fact that she's,
like, really, really sorry.

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Like... on the verge
of vomiting sorry.

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Clem, what's going on?

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Shannon didn't ruin
the dress, Rose.

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I did.

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What?

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I ruined the dress, Rose.

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Shannon took the blame
because...

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'cause she didn't want you
to be mad at me.

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Wow. That was

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actually very noble of Shannon.

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Then she blackmailed
us for a puppy.

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That sounds right.

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But I don't
understand.

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Why didn't you
say something?

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Because you said
I was like a daughter to you,

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and that meant the world to me.

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And then I ruined the dress,
and I got scared

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that maybe you wouldn't feel
like that about me anymore.

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Oh, baby,

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you'll always
be my daughter,

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even if you disappoint me.

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Walt's still my husband, and
he forgot the damn Wheat Thins.

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The good news is,
despite this fiasco,

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you can still wear the gown
now that it's been repaired.

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And updated
in the poof department.

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Oh, and going forward,

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I want you to know,
in this family,

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you can always
be honest with me.

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I don't care

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how difficult you think
it is for me to hear.

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Don't you ever
hold back.

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Rose?
Mm-hmm.

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The dress...

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It's just
a little old-fashioned.

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Ooh, hold back.
Hold... back.

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I love what it symbolizes. I do.

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And I love you, but it's just...

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It's not me.

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Clem, you're the bride.

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It's your day.

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Sweetheart, you get to wear
whatever you want to wear.

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Do you mean it?

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I think so.

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So, she's not wearing the dress,

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but I'll be spending two weeks
in Detroit

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in the dead of winter
doing menopause theatre.

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That'll be fun.

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It's dinner
time, Pretzel.

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Again.

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I just don't see
the point in this.

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I put food in the front,
it comes out the back.

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What do I get out of it?

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Love and companionship?

00:14:50.352 --> 00:14:53.689
Sure, but so much
comes out the back.

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Hey, guys.

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Who is this adorable confection?

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That's my dog Pretzel.

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Oh. Oh.

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His kisses are like
butterfly wings!

00:15:08.746 --> 00:15:10.164
Missed you in
class today, Nicky.

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Ah, yeah, yeah. You know,
today was my lifting day.

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As in lifting the aspirin
to your mouth, or...?

00:15:18.672 --> 00:15:21.884
Okay, fine, Ben.
Your class kicked my *.

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I'm in so much pain, this
morning, I had to sit to pee.

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I kind of liked it.
It might be my new thing.

00:15:30.851 --> 00:15:35.731
Well, Clemmy, since Nicky here
clearly can't cross the bridgey,

00:15:35.731 --> 00:15:37.733
sounds like you're free to go
to the party with me tonight.

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Oh, no. I can't
leave Nick like this.

00:15:39.735 --> 00:15:41.904
Aah!

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What? No. No.
I thought if he couldn't walk,

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you could go with me.

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Wait a minute.

00:15:48.369 --> 00:15:51.205
Did you know I was
gonna end up like this?

00:15:51.205 --> 00:15:53.707
Did you know
he was gonna end up like this?

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Okay, fine.
The bike I put you on--

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it's way harder
than the rest of 'em.

00:15:57.836 --> 00:15:59.421
We call it "Jaws."

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It's reserved for Ironmen,
Olympians and Beyoncé.

00:16:04.385 --> 00:16:07.554
Wait. So what
you're saying is,

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I am an incredible athlete.

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You did, like, three stages
of the Tour de France.

00:16:12.726 --> 00:16:14.603
It's a miracle
that you are standing up.

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Well, you know,
that is your boy.

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It hurts so bad.

00:16:25.572 --> 00:16:27.366
Ben, why would you
do that to him?

00:16:27.366 --> 00:16:29.743
Because I miss us, Clem.

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Everything's changing.

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And seeing you in that dress--

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that burlap yurt of a dress--

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really drove that home.

00:16:38.585 --> 00:16:41.296
Ben, we will
always be besties.

00:16:41.296 --> 00:16:42.840
Me getting married
doesn't change that.

00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.883
It just changes some of
the things that we do.

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Like, maybe more
walks to brunch,

00:16:47.219 --> 00:16:50.180
and less walks of shame.

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But I am happy for you guys,

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even if I have to find
another wingperson.

00:16:58.063 --> 00:17:00.274
You sound like
you could use a buddy.

00:17:01.525 --> 00:17:05.029
Maybe a little wingpuppy,
you know?

00:17:06.113 --> 00:17:07.364
Take him.

00:17:07.364 --> 00:17:09.742
I can't take your dog.

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You absolutely can.

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Look,

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Look, I love him.
Just not ready for him.

00:17:15.914 --> 00:17:19.084
It turns out
I am deeply irresponsible.

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It's no one's fault.
No one saw this coming.

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Anyways,

00:17:24.923 --> 00:17:26.884
he'd be happier with you.

00:17:26.884 --> 00:17:28.510
And I could still
visit him all the time.

00:17:29.803 --> 00:17:32.056
No, it's too crazy. I can't.

00:17:32.056 --> 00:17:33.557
We walked by the pier,

00:17:33.557 --> 00:17:36.393
and, like,
15 sailors stopped to pet him.

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They did?

00:17:38.187 --> 00:17:39.438
Mm-hmm.

00:17:39.438 --> 00:17:42.900
To pet my dog?

00:17:42.900 --> 00:17:45.235
Come on, little buddy.

00:17:45.235 --> 00:17:48.739
We got to get you
a little sailor hat.

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He licked inside my mouth.

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