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Here we go

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Hey, Piper?
Can I have your phone...

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Number? Of course!

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And you can call anytime!
Day, night, now!

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I meant your actual phone.

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And it's not for me.
It's for him.

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This is a new toy,
Yakety Yak Knickknack.

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It reads your texts
and emails.

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So does the government.

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So does my mom.

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My mom works
for the government!

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I mean,
he can read them to you.

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Like this text
you just got from Aster.

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Hey, Piper,

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have you told Jar
how you feel yet?

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Jar?
As in Jar...

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Of peanut butter!
Yes!

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You know, with so many
nut butters on the market,

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it's important
to let your favourite one

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know how you feel.

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I love you, Jar.

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It can also sing your music
or speak your phone calls.

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And even read web pages.

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News headlines...

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"Woman who marries
jar of peanut butter

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labelled a nut job."

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"Government spy's cover
as "mom" blown,

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captured by Russians."

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"Vintage Knickknack toy
sells at auction

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for one million dollars."

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Did I just hear
what I think I heard?

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One of our toys sold
for a million dollars?

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I've got to tell
my mom about this!

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Mom! Guess what!

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Mom not available now.

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Call back!

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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So here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Here we go
who-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
who-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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This is the toy that sold
for a million dollars.

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Apparently,
we made them back in the 1950s.

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Wow.

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Kids played with posters
back then?

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No, this is
a picture of the toy.

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I didn't think
I needed to say that.

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Now it's a rare antique

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collectors are willing
to pay big bucks for.

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These are old Knickknack
inventory records.

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According to this,

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we should still have
one of those wind-up robots.

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You mean there's a toy
worth a million dollars

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somewhere in this building?

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We should split up
and look for it,

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then share the money.

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Think what life would be like
if we were that rich.

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Woo-hoo!

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I could buy a huge pile
of chocolate coins!

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What a perfect life.

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Thinking's not my thing.

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But count me in anyway!

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Oh, she's texting me.

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Heyyyy girl, it's Ashley!

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OMG, something's
totes come up!

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Need to bail
on the dance thang!

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Sad face!

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Great!

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I finally got an audition

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for the Srednyaya
Ballet Company.

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I need a dance partner!

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I don't know if she'll agree,

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but you never know
unless you ask.

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Mrs. Bubkes?

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Can I use your mop
as a dance partner?

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Okay,
there are a lot of boxes here,

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but it should only take me
about two hours

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if I'm efficient.

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Open a box,
check for the wind-up robot,

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and move on.

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No wind-up robot.

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Just a bunch of trains.

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Choo-choo!

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All aboard
the Handsome Express!

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I know a sure-fire way

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to find that missing, rare,
valuable toy

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that's worth
a million dollars.

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Missing...
Rare, valuable toy.

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Reward, one million dollars.

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I've got to get the flyer
to stick to the wall,

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but I can't find my tape.

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Well, this should help.

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Missing... Knox's tape.

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Reward, one million dollars.

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To find a wind-up robot,

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you've got to think
like a wind-up robot.

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And to think
like a wind-up robot...

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you've got to become
a wind-up robot.

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I wish this rug was Jarvis.

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Because then...

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he'd have to give up
the company,

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because rugs
can't own businesses.

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Mrs. Bubkes,
I have a problem.

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My new ballet partner
broke her leg.

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So, I was thinking...

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how would you like
to be my new partner?

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Geneva will never get
into the ballet

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with me as her partner.

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She'll look ridiculous.

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Practice makes humiliated.

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I'm just going to assume
that was an enthusiastic yes...

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because I don't understand
Meeskatanian.

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Or English,
most of the time.

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Anyway, let's start

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with some simple
pirouettes and jetes.

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Like this.

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I bet you'll be wrong.

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Wow, Mrs. Bubkes!

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You're a natural dancer.

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I am?

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I am!

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Though apparently not
a natural brunette.

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Wow. When you don't know
where stuff is,

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finding it is hard.

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At least I can forget
about that toy

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and finish that big project
I was working on earlier...

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chewing my gum.

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This isn't Sparkle Berry.

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Jarvis!
I found the toy!

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Oh.
Jarvis isn't here.

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Good.

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Who said that?

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I did.
Your dark side.

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Oh. Well, I can't talk now,
dark side.

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I've got to tell Jarvis
I found the toy!

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Ow!

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What's wrong with you?

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Well, my face hurts.

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Why should you share
the million dollars?

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You found the toy.
You should get all the money.

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A million dollars?
All for me?

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I've got to hide this toy!

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But where?

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The best place
to hide something

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is in plain sight.

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That makes sense,
right, dark side?

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Dark side?

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Not now!
I almost have the high score!

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Bowie, what are you
doing in my office?

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Uh... I'm not
in your office!

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Bowie broke my window!

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But on the bright side,
he left my office.

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Or anything?

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Forget running a toy company.

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I could be
a world-famous ballerina!

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It's Geneva!

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I wanted to tell you
how great I thought you were!

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I'm so glad
we're dance partners!

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Me too! I had a great time!
I love ballet!

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Even though I didn't find
that million dollar toy,

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I did find some cool stuff
in the warehouse.

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What?

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The wind-up robot
was right here all along,

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hiding in plain sight?

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This is the best day ever!

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Well, it would be, if someone
hadn't beat my high score.

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I found the wind-up robot!

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I can't wait to show everyone.

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You can't do that!

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Who said that?

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Is my dark side here?

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Yes, I'm here.

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You seem...happy to see me.

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I am!

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You are devilishly handsome.

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You're no slouch yourself.

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This is fun, but later!

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Right now,
you've got to hide that toy.

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Why? I just found it.

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Exactly! You found it.
You should get the money.

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You're right!

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I'll be rich!

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Rich and handsome!

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I'll hide this
where it will never be found...

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under this pile of work
Geneva's supposed to do.

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Hey, Jarvis,
what's going on?

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They've seen us!
Kill them!

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Nothing.

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I guess that works too.

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So, guys, I was thinking...

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Maybe we should just give up

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and forget about looking
for that silly toy.

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Good idea!

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I mean, no one's
ever going to find it.

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Found it!

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You found it
in Geneva's inbox?

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-...under Aster's desk?
-...on Jarvis's shelf?

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Wait! You found it?
I found it!

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Idiot!

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I can't believe you lied

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about finding
the wind-up robot!

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I didn't know
you had a dark side.

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You lied too!

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Of course I did!

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I have two dark sides!

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It doesn't matter!

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When those old inventory
records said

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there was one wind-up robot
left,

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it meant there was
one case of wind-up robots!

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There are a thousand of them!

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And each one's worth
a million dollars!

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Multiply that together,
and that's...

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that's...

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Knox, if there are
a thousand of them,

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then the toy isn't rare.

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Or worth anything.

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Well, who says there
have to be so many?

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Piper's right.

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If we make the toy
rare again,

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it'll still be worth
a million dollars!

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And we can share the money

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like we should have
in the first place.

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Exactly!

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There's enough money
for everyone!

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Including
your dark sides!

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And my bright side.

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I'm actually
of average intelligence.

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I only seem bright next to you.

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Whoa...

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Easy with the big words, there,
bright side.

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Well, we destroyed
all the robots!

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Great!

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Now let's sell
the last wind-up robot

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and get our million bucks.

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There is no last one.

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No one saved one?

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There are none left?

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Whoa.

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Imagine how valuable
they must be now!

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Guys!

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We shouldn't fight!

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Knox is right.

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We may not have
a million dollars,

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but we're rich

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because we have each
other as friends.

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No, that's stupid.

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We're rich because we still have
the one you guys found.

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Knox is right.

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The original one must be
still where I hid it!

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It's gone.

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There's nothing here
but crucial paperwork

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that should have been done
months ago.

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What could have happened
to the robot?

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Well, who says there
have to be so many?

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Piper's right.

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If we make the toy
rare again,

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it'll still be worth
a million dollars!

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And we can
share the money

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like we should have
in the first place.

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Well, I guess
we'll never know.

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Well, at least
we're no worse off now

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than we were
before all this started.

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Speak for yourself.

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I still have a
keyhole in my side.

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Hey! What are you doing?

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That's not funny.

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I was foolish to think

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I could suddenly
find something

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that would
make my life wonderful.

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That just doesn't happen.

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Or does it?

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Look what I found!

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This changes everything!

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For the first time,

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I'll get the best
of those kids...

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By destroying
one of their little toys!

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Waaaaah!

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Hi!

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I'm Yakety Yak Knickknack,
the toy that talks...

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texts, emails,
even phone calls.

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I'm perfect
for kids, grownups,

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even guys who make their living
doing voice-over work.

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With me,
they can literally phone it in!

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Yakety Yak Knickknack,
from Knickknack.

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

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The "P" stands for...

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Poquito mas limonada,
por favor!