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Good morning, best roomie ever.

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I have prepared breakfast.

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I call this cereal à la bowl.

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Oh, well, what's next,
orange juice à la cup?

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Well, I can't wait to dig into my--

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Frozen cereal?

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I'm Lay Lay, and you just got play-played.

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Okay, you got me.

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I almost ate a mouthful of Ice Krispies.

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Well, since you taught me
what a prank was,

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I've sorta become the master--

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Oh, don't be a hatie. You just got Sadied!

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That's good, but you know
I'm gonna get you back, right?

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Sleep with one eye open.

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Morning, girls.

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Oh, Dad, were you able
to get those tickets

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for DJ Robot Head's show tonight
at BoomBox Burger?

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As a matter of fact, I spoke to one
of my cool connects in the jingle biz--

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Dad, I'm sorry,

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but there's nothing cool
about the phrase "jingle biz."

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She gave me two tickets.

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Why are we screaming?

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DJ Robot Head is my favorite DJ.

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I've been trying to get tickets
for her show for weeks.

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Yeah. So you can just call me Cool Dad.

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Well, I'm gonna need you to say it
if you want these tickets.

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Cool Dad would know
no one uses paper tickets anymore.

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Do you want the tickets or not?

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Yes, please. I would like them very much.

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Marky, are you taking our stuff
and selling it online again?

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Run along. Nothing to see here.

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Marky, what are you looking for?

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I want to achieve greatness.

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But to do so, I have to take some risks--

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Boy, just get to the part
where you tell us what's on fire.

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Let's just say that for a small fee,

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I arranged the sale of some scorpions.

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Mm-hmm, and let's just say some more,

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because I'm already nervous.

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But while they sort the money,

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I'm keeping the scorpions at the house.

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What?

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Young man, you better tell me
where those scorpions are.

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Would you settle for knowing
where they were?

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Sweet James Brown.

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He lost the scorpions.

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Boom! One cute
killer scorpion apprehended.

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How many more scorpions
are running around my house?

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Now only five.

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The problem is practically solving itself.

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Marcus Moziah Alexander,

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if there are still scorpions
in this house tonight,

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you won't be!

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Your mother's middle-name angry, son.

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Find those scorpions.

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Like the way I backed you up?

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-Bryson Arthur Alexander.
-What did I do?

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It's not about what you did.

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It's about what you are going to do.

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And you are going to help
find those scorpions.

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Trish, you know I don't do well
with creepy-crawly things

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ever since I ate that bug
I thought was a chocolate chip!

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Well, this is the perfect time

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to pretend how brave you can be.

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Man!

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Come on, Moziah.

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Let's bravely find some scorpions.

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Hey, Lay Lay. What's up?

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Shh!

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Sadie's in the bathroom.
I'm about to prank her good!

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I get it.

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The ole rope on a bucket
full of confetti trick.

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Oh, this bucket isn't full of confetti.

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What's in it, glitter, ping-Pong balls,

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scorpions?

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Why would I have scorpions?

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No reason. Carry on.

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I'm about to kick this closet prank
up a notch Lay Lay style.

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This bucket is filled with ketchup,
syrup, chocolate sauce.

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What? You can't--

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Here's what I'm thinking about wearing.

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I'm Lay Lay, and you just got play-played!

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What… did… you… do?

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But why aren't you laughing?

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Lay Lay, I don't know
what planet you're from,

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but around here, you never mess
with a Black woman's hair.

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Oh, my hair!

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I'm Sadie's affirmation app

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Okay, tell me the truth.

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How bad is my hair?

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Do you want me to tell you the truth,

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or do you want to stay friends?

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It's that bad?

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Okay, let me just see for myself.

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Get out my way.

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Ah! I can't even
get a comb through my hair.

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What'd you dump on me, cement?

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There may have been
a little bit of Dino Glue.

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Dino Glue?

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Dino Glue?

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Thanks a lot.

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You're welcome!

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That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

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Sorry. Still learning my social cues.

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This is terrible.

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Now I can't go to the concert tonight

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because I'll feel ridiculous. Ugh.

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Can't we just fix it?

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We don't have enough time.

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Doing my hair is a 12-step process
that takes 18 hours.

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Dang, girl, are we doing your hair
or long division?

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Leave long division out of this.

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You know math is my happy place.

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I'm sorry, Sadie.
I didn't know hair was off-limits.

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You're a Black girl.

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It's the first rule they give you
in the handbook.

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Nobody gave me a handbook.

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I just came out of a phone two weeks ago.

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Oh. I hadn't thought about that.

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But hair can be a big part
of your identity.

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And it can affect the way you feel.

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And right now,

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I feel like a porcupine.

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Okay, we need to find
an emergency hairstylist.

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No good hairstylist
is available on short notice.

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If they can get a pizza here
in 30 minutes,

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we can get a stylist here in 30 minutes.

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Okay.

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Well, at least hunting
for your missing scorpions

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is giving me the perfect excuse
to wear my favorite Halloween costume,

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so it's not all bad.

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See, still fits.

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Like a glove.

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All right, let's find these scorpions.

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Was that a scorpion?

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Nope, just a pretzel.

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But you got a nice vertical
for a man your age.

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So what are those for again?

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Those are sticky traps

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specially designed to catch scorpions.

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Well, I don't know about scorpions, but…

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…they caught me.

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Don't worry. I got this.

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I'm just gonna keep this one on.

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Why don't you listen?

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You got the hair equipment?

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You got my money?

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Thanks for coming so quickly.

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We've got to get this done
before anyone finds out.

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Oh, getting things done is my business.

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I'm also a cat doula.

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I just delivered a litter
in Cleveland Heights.

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Totally unrelated,

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you want to buy a little baby kitty?

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You need all this stuff to do hair?

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Yep. I got my hot comb.

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I got my hair curler.

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What's this?

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That's a waffle maker.

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I didn't bring this.

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All right, let's see
what we're working with.

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-No--
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Okay, you scared me on the phone.

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Your hair is not that bad.

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It's not for me!

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And my hair is spectacular!

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It's for her.

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Hey.

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No. No, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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Uh-uh. To fix that,
you need a professional.

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What are you?

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I'm a part-time cat doula
that sometimes does hair.

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Please, if we don't fix this in an hour,

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I have to miss DJ Robot Head in concert.

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Is that what you want for me?

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To grow up a sad, lonely woman
who never got to see

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her shero spin on the ones and twos?

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Okay, fine.

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The last thing this world needs

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is another sad and lonely woman.

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Oh, thank you, thank you!

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-Okay. Okay.
-Ow!

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-Ow! Hey!
-All right.

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I guess we should start
with the rinse-out.

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Okay. I'll just hop in the shower.

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Oh, no.

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No, no. We got to do that right here.

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You need grown-woman fingers
to work out that mess.

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I can't wash my hair in the sink.
That's where we wash forks.

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Good, because I'm gonna need a fork
to get through that hair.

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Why are we sneaking down so quietly?

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Because sometimes bravery is quiet.

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Fine. I just don't want
to scare the scorpions.

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But they don't have ears.

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Well, if you know so much about scorpions,

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maybe next time, you can learn
how to keep them in their cage!

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I think I see one under the bed.

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Then get it.

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You get it!

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You have the net.

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Not anymore!

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Oh, Father.

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Scorpions, I'm coming for you.

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Is that a burrito?

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Disgusting.
We haven't had burritos in weeks.

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We never saw this.

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You know, I've never received
waffles as a tip before.

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But I'm not mad at it.

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It's the least we could do.

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You deserve a full continental spread

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if you can bring these curls back to life.

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Oh, well, luckily, the detangler I used

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works miracles.

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Oh, it can get out anything:

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gum, jelly,

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the scent of a long-lost boyfriend
who won't text you back.

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The only thing it doesn't
mix well with is Dino Glue.

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Oh, it will cause
a nasty chemical reaction.

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What kind of maniac
would put Dino Glue in her bestie's hair?

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Oh, no.

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You're the maniac.

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Sweet James Brown.

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Somebody give me a mirror
so I can see for myself.

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Trust me, you don't want a mirror.

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Girl, get me a mirror!

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You need to stop breaking these mirrors.

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I look like Sideshow Bob.

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Oh, man.

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I just got an alert that DJ Robot Head's
performing her new song tonight.

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Sadie, we've got to get you
to that concert.

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I know, but we just made things worse.

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Yeah, things are worse.

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Well, good luck.

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Oh, somebody needs help
with a cat birth down by the airport.

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Things are looking up.

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For me.

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Get it off! Get it off!

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Oh, y'all white-people crazy round here!

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Okay.

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Don't panic!

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Your mouth says "don't panic,"

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but your face says "panic."

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Oh, honey. I'm glad you came to Mommy.

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What do we do, Mom?

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The concert's in half an hour.

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I can't go to a show looking like
a chemistry experiment gone wrong.

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Oh, baby, we can't fix this
before the concert.

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But don't worry. Mama's got your back.

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-Let's go to my closet.
-Okay.

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Not that closet.

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Mama's closet.

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Whoa!

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I'm about to change your life.

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You took all these people's hair?

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-Sadie, run!
-No. It's okay, it's okay.

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No, Lay Lay. These are wigs.

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I never knew you had
so many wigs and extensions.

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Neither does your father.

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Now, the great thing about wigs is,

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there is no such thing as a bad hair day.

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Wigs are used to express
exactly how you feel,

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and different hairstyles
can bring out different sides of you.

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So you're saying
if I put on one of these wigs,

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I'll become someone else?

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Yep. You can become anyone.

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What's this one?

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Not what. Who.

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That's Imani.

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She knows how to burn down a dance floor.

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And this is Keisha.

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She gets free samples
at the grocery store,

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even when she doesn't want them.

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These wigs are giving me life!

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Mom, can we try some of these on?

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Absolutely.

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Come on. Let's have some fun.

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I think we found our style.

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That's Angel and Desia.

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Excellent choices.

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Angel is confident and sophisticated.

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Desia's s
y and in your face.

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You didn't have to tell me that, okurrr?

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Desia, what do you say we wear these
to the concert tonight

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and show ourselves off?

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Angel, when you look this good,

00:14:47.391 --> 00:14:49.476
you don't have to show off.

00:14:49.560 --> 00:14:53.188
Ooh, Desia's a little spicy. I like.

00:14:53.272 --> 00:14:56.901
Isn't she?
DJ Robot Head, here we come!

00:14:56.984 --> 00:14:59.653
-Thank you so much, Mom.
-You're welcome, baby.

00:14:59.737 --> 00:15:02.156
But you're walking out of here
with $800 on your head.

00:15:02.239 --> 00:15:03.532
I'll need that back.

00:15:09.288 --> 00:15:11.790
Make way, BoomBox Burger.

00:15:11.874 --> 00:15:14.209
Angel and Desia coming through.

00:15:17.129 --> 00:15:19.131
You take good care of that, now.

00:15:19.214 --> 00:15:20.424
It's real cotton.

00:15:20.507 --> 00:15:22.134
Shh.

00:15:22.217 --> 00:15:25.220
Coming down here early before the concert
was a great idea.

00:15:26.347 --> 00:15:28.891
Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

00:15:28.974 --> 00:15:31.185
That if we order a bucket
of cheese fries now,

00:15:31.268 --> 00:15:33.187
we can watch the concert
and get our cheese on

00:15:33.270 --> 00:15:35.064
at the same time?

00:15:35.147 --> 00:15:36.649
-Yeah.
-No.

00:15:36.732 --> 00:15:38.525
We need to get past that velvet rope.

00:15:38.609 --> 00:15:39.985
That's VIP.

00:15:40.069 --> 00:15:41.904
Our tickets say stay right here.

00:15:43.197 --> 00:15:44.823
Sadie and Lay Lay's tickets say that.

00:15:44.907 --> 00:15:48.077
Angel and Desia feel like VIP to me.

00:15:48.160 --> 00:15:50.329
Desia, I like the way you think.

00:15:51.622 --> 00:15:53.123
Uh, excuse me.

00:15:53.207 --> 00:15:55.000
This is VIP only.

00:15:55.084 --> 00:15:57.586
Desia, who is he talking to?

00:15:57.670 --> 00:15:59.546
He must not know who we are.

00:15:59.630 --> 00:16:01.173
We are Angel and Desia.

00:16:03.634 --> 00:16:06.220
Hey, I own this place,
and even I had to get a gig

00:16:06.303 --> 00:16:08.681
working security
to get this close to the VIP.

00:16:09.848 --> 00:16:11.350
I'll handle this.

00:16:11.433 --> 00:16:13.310
Excuse me!

00:16:14.228 --> 00:16:17.147
Do you see the way this hair moves?

00:16:17.231 --> 00:16:20.025
It screams VIP. Now, step aside.

00:16:20.109 --> 00:16:23.070
I said no wristbands, no VIP.

00:16:23.153 --> 00:16:25.322
Our wristbands are right there.

00:16:30.953 --> 00:16:33.288
We have a breach in VIP.

00:16:33.372 --> 00:16:36.375
Copy. I'm on my way.

00:16:40.546 --> 00:16:42.589
You must not know who we are!

00:16:42.673 --> 00:16:44.758
Desia, poke his glasses again.

00:16:44.842 --> 00:16:48.262
You are making a big mistake
throwing us out.

00:16:48.345 --> 00:16:50.055
You'll regret it, okurrr?

00:16:50.848 --> 00:16:52.641
I will not be okurrr-ed,

00:16:52.725 --> 00:16:54.643
especially not by non-VIPs.

00:16:54.727 --> 00:16:57.104
Angel and Desia, it's over.

00:16:58.230 --> 00:17:00.566
Situation has been handled.

00:17:00.649 --> 00:17:01.859
Copy.

00:17:03.736 --> 00:17:05.529
I can't believe this.

00:17:05.612 --> 00:17:07.114
I guess we're gonna miss the concert.

00:17:08.115 --> 00:17:09.700
Come on. Let's go.

00:17:10.409 --> 00:17:12.036
You're not missing that concert.

00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:15.039
DJ Robot Head is your favorite.

00:17:15.122 --> 00:17:18.167
Woody said Angel and Desia
aren't allowed back.

00:17:18.250 --> 00:17:19.710
If we take these wigs off,

00:17:19.793 --> 00:17:22.212
Sadie and Lay Lay can walk right back in.

00:17:22.296 --> 00:17:23.756
I can't go back in there.

00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:25.507
I'd be the only one with crazy hair.

00:17:25.591 --> 00:17:28.135
Oh! Ooh, bars.

00:17:29.261 --> 00:17:30.763
Sorry, I can't help myself.

00:17:31.722 --> 00:17:32.806
Let's just go home.

00:17:32.890 --> 00:17:35.434
Ooh, I've got an idea. Come on.

00:17:36.852 --> 00:17:39.396
Oh, I hate when you get ideas.

00:17:41.523 --> 00:17:42.858
Lay Lay, where'd you go?

00:17:42.941 --> 00:17:44.902
I'm right here under this bucket.

00:17:44.985 --> 00:17:46.070
What are you doing?

00:17:46.153 --> 00:17:48.697
Getting ready to see
DJ Robot Head with my bestie.

00:17:52.284 --> 00:17:55.454
Wow! That did not feel great!

00:17:55.537 --> 00:17:57.790
I get why you were mad now!

00:17:59.500 --> 00:18:02.169
I can't believe you just
messed up your own hair.

00:18:02.252 --> 00:18:05.798
Well, I didn't want you to be
the only one with crazy hair.

00:18:05.881 --> 00:18:07.466
And since I messed up your hair,

00:18:07.549 --> 00:18:09.176
this just seemed fair.

00:18:09.259 --> 00:18:11.261
Bars!

00:18:15.808 --> 00:18:17.309
Well, son,

00:18:17.392 --> 00:18:19.853
we are officially scorpion hunters.

00:18:19.937 --> 00:18:23.148
These babies are gonna make me
a ton of money.

00:18:25.609 --> 00:18:27.653
And the house is now safe and secure.

00:18:28.821 --> 00:18:30.447
And that's the part
we'll tell your mother.

00:18:32.157 --> 00:18:34.159
Thanks for the help, Dad.

00:18:34.952 --> 00:18:37.538
Marky, I actually have a confession.

00:18:38.497 --> 00:18:39.832
I'm scared of bugs.

00:18:39.915 --> 00:18:43.418
From all the screaming,
I would've never known.

00:18:45.295 --> 00:18:47.464
But I have to admit,
seeing you fight off

00:18:47.464 --> 00:18:49.466
those poisonous
scorpions was so cool.

00:18:49.550 --> 00:18:54.179
Yeah, well, they don't call me
Cool Dad for nothing.

00:18:54.263 --> 00:18:55.472
Who calls you that?

00:18:56.473 --> 00:18:59.101
They, son. They.

00:19:01.395 --> 00:19:03.230
If y'all out here drinking my juice boxes,

00:19:03.313 --> 00:19:05.315
those scorpions better be
in a cage somewhere.

00:19:05.399 --> 00:19:06.441
Don't worry, honey.

00:19:06.525 --> 00:19:07.860
We caught all five.

00:19:08.861 --> 00:19:10.737
But Marky said there were six.

00:19:10.821 --> 00:19:11.989
What?

00:19:12.072 --> 00:19:14.116
Why you got me out here
drinking juice boxes?

00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:16.743
Father-son bonding time.

00:19:16.827 --> 00:19:20.080
I don't want to hear your foolishness
when there's still scorpions missing.

00:19:22.166 --> 00:19:24.459
Look, honey, we have searched
every corner of this house.

00:19:24.543 --> 00:19:26.753
We did! And I don't know
where it could be,

00:19:26.837 --> 00:19:29.506
unless there's a secret room
we don't know about.

00:19:34.636 --> 00:19:37.890
I love DJ Robot Head!

00:19:39.391 --> 00:19:41.059
Oof, that looked like it hurt.