WEBVTT 00:00:22.652 --> 00:00:23.611 Julio! 00:00:29.951 --> 00:00:31.578 - It doesn't look like it's gonna rain. 00:00:49.721 --> 00:00:51.014 Julio! 00:00:59.272 --> 00:01:00.982 - Julio! - Chinga su madre. 00:01:08.364 --> 00:01:09.532 - I know. 00:01:20.335 --> 00:01:21.920 - Come on now. Right there. Right there, man. 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.129 - Yeah, man. 00:01:23.129 --> 00:01:25.340 - You got him. - Hey! 00:01:25.340 --> 00:01:27.801 My bad to interrupt but do you fools mind moving your car? 00:01:27.801 --> 00:01:29.094 I'm a little late for work. 00:01:29.094 --> 00:01:31.554 - Bad timing. We're in the middle of an important race right now. 00:01:32.305 --> 00:01:34.349 - Yeah, it's Black versus Mexicans. 00:01:34.933 --> 00:01:36.309 - Hey, I'm Salvadorian. 00:01:36.309 --> 00:01:38.144 Damn, all sensitive. 00:01:42.398 --> 00:01:44.025 - You know what? I think I got room. 00:01:45.068 --> 00:01:46.111 I used to valet. 00:01:46.861 --> 00:01:47.862 - *** 00:01:47.862 --> 00:01:49.030 I wasn't a valet. 00:01:49.030 --> 00:01:50.532 Why the *** did I say that? 00:01:57.664 --> 00:01:58.873 I got this. 00:02:02.293 --> 00:02:04.420 You got it, you got it, you got it. You got it. 00:02:09.968 --> 00:02:12.095 You know what? I'll just go around. 00:02:19.394 --> 00:02:21.604 Ooh. - What the *** is he doing? 00:02:21.604 --> 00:02:24.649 - Ooh! He got the little white fence! 00:02:25.733 --> 00:02:26.734 - What the ***? 00:02:30.155 --> 00:02:31.281 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 00:02:33.950 --> 00:02:35.201 - Ooh. - Oh, *** 00:02:35.201 --> 00:02:36.995 - Hey, good lookin' out, fellas. 00:03:01.728 --> 00:03:04.480 At Hugs Not Thugs, you get a second chance 00:03:04.480 --> 00:03:06.232 to decide who you want to be. 00:03:06.900 --> 00:03:08.860 Whether you're a former gang member 00:03:08.860 --> 00:03:10.778 or previously incarcerated, 00:03:10.778 --> 00:03:14.741 we offer the resources you need to transform your life. 00:03:15.491 --> 00:03:19.245 The system may have left you behind, but we're here for you. 00:03:19.913 --> 00:03:23.041 And we're proud to say we remove more tattoos 00:03:23.041 --> 00:03:24.959 than anyone else in Los Angeles. 00:03:26.502 --> 00:03:30.590 Hey, big dawg, we can wipe away that teardrop tattoo, no problem. 00:03:32.884 --> 00:03:35.011 Look, check it out, we offer free legal counseling, 00:03:35.011 --> 00:03:37.472 solar panel installation classes. 00:03:37.472 --> 00:03:39.265 Oh, and here's the founder. 00:03:40.558 --> 00:03:42.060 Hey, Minister Payne. 00:03:42.060 --> 00:03:44.270 This is Fabian. He's thinking about joining the program. 00:03:44.270 --> 00:03:45.730 - What's up, big dawg? 00:03:45.730 --> 00:03:48.441 - "What's up" is we just found out Sir Richard Branson 00:03:48.441 --> 00:03:52.570 is making a generous donation in the amount of $10,000. 00:03:52.570 --> 00:03:54.155 - Oh, good. 00:03:54.155 --> 00:03:56.824 - Cheapskate mother*** spends billions of dollars 00:03:56.824 --> 00:03:58.284 going up into space, 00:03:58.284 --> 00:04:00.870 barely gives us enough money for making rent. 00:04:01.454 --> 00:04:03.998 Richard, please, throw down a few more pennies 00:04:03.998 --> 00:04:05.541 from the troposphere. 00:04:05.541 --> 00:04:07.252 Astronaut son of a *** 00:04:07.252 --> 00:04:09.212 Very nice to meet you, Fabian. 00:04:09.212 --> 00:04:10.171 Welcome. 00:04:11.881 --> 00:04:13.591 Space Knight mother***! 00:04:14.634 --> 00:04:16.177 - That fool's a minister? 00:04:16.177 --> 00:04:19.305 He's a Unitarian Universalist. 00:04:19.305 --> 00:04:21.432 Those fools are like hippies but angry. 00:04:22.141 --> 00:04:24.018 Oh, yeah, can't believe I forgot to mention. 00:04:24.644 --> 00:04:25.895 As a bonus for signing up, 00:04:26.604 --> 00:04:28.690 all new Huggers get a free mug. 00:04:29.941 --> 00:04:31.025 So what do you say, big dawg? 00:04:32.068 --> 00:04:33.653 Ready to make a better life for yourself? 00:04:35.405 --> 00:04:37.532 Imma be honest with you. 00:04:37.532 --> 00:04:39.325 I don't think this *** for me, bro. 00:04:39.784 --> 00:04:41.828 - Listen, I get it, big dawg. 00:04:41.828 --> 00:04:43.371 I know what the street life is like. 00:04:43.371 --> 00:04:45.248 - What you know about street life? 00:04:45.248 --> 00:04:47.834 You look like you got a season pass to Disneyland. 00:04:47.834 --> 00:04:50.378 - Nah, fool, I grew up in these streets. 00:04:50.378 --> 00:04:52.422 And believe me, I've seen some *** 00:04:56.968 --> 00:04:59.887 I was cruising through the neighborhood on my new wheels, 00:04:59.887 --> 00:05:03.433 just chillin', when all of a sudden this car pulled up. 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:09.230 But I didn't panic. 00:05:09.689 --> 00:05:12.483 I instinctively maneuvered out of the way. 00:05:13.735 --> 00:05:15.278 My homie Brian was there. 00:05:15.862 --> 00:05:18.281 So I asked him, "What's going on?" 00:05:18.281 --> 00:05:22.243 And he tells me, "Your cousin's drug deal went awry." 00:05:29.667 --> 00:05:30.960 - Oh, *** Julio? 00:05:32.003 --> 00:05:33.254 What's crackin'? 00:05:33.921 --> 00:05:36.132 - 'Sup, Luis? Just chillin'. 00:05:36.924 --> 00:05:38.259 Kinda scared. 00:05:38.259 --> 00:05:40.011 - Are you *** roller skating? 00:05:40.011 --> 00:05:42.680 - Well, it's actually aggressive roller blading. 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:44.849 - Damn, fool, somehow that sounds even *** 00:05:46.184 --> 00:05:47.643 Hey, say hi to my tía for me, alright? 00:05:47.643 --> 00:05:50.063 And don't give her any problems or I'll beat your *** 00:05:51.064 --> 00:05:52.648 - Okay, I won't. 00:05:53.024 --> 00:05:55.693 And then I said, "Thanks for not shooting me!" 00:05:57.028 --> 00:05:58.738 - Hey, no offense, my boy, 00:05:58.738 --> 00:06:01.574 but you come off like a punk-*** *** in that story. 00:06:01.574 --> 00:06:02.909 - That's my point. 00:06:02.909 --> 00:06:05.828 My cousin spent the last eight years in prison. 00:06:05.828 --> 00:06:08.831 Meanwhile, I'm out here living my best life. 00:06:08.831 --> 00:06:10.750 I even got dental insurance. 00:06:10.750 --> 00:06:12.794 Look. Check it out. 00:06:12.794 --> 00:06:14.045 Get in here. 00:06:14.045 --> 00:06:16.297 - Man, your teeth still look pretty *** up, though. 00:06:17.131 --> 00:06:18.508 - Yeah, but guess what? 00:06:18.508 --> 00:06:20.051 They used to be even more *** up. 00:06:20.718 --> 00:06:22.345 Look, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. 00:06:22.345 --> 00:06:25.473 But studies show that the life expectancy of a gangster, 00:06:25.473 --> 00:06:27.934 on average, 24 years old. 00:06:28.768 --> 00:06:31.312 But the life expectancy of a punk-*** *** 00:06:32.438 --> 00:06:33.689 76 years old. 00:06:39.362 --> 00:06:41.280 Orientation is at 10:00 tomorrow. 00:06:41.280 --> 00:06:42.740 Don't be late. 00:06:42.740 --> 00:06:43.908 There's gonna be orange juice. 00:06:52.041 --> 00:06:53.292 Maggie? 00:06:59.674 --> 00:07:02.802 - Oh, hey, Julio, what's up? You need something? 00:07:02.802 --> 00:07:04.303 - Did you just steal my car? 00:07:04.303 --> 00:07:05.471 Excuse me? 00:07:05.471 --> 00:07:06.931 Don't use that word with me. 00:07:06.931 --> 00:07:10.601 My car broke down, so I borrowed yours to run errands. 00:07:10.601 --> 00:07:11.811 I'll bring it back tonight, beggar. 00:07:11.811 --> 00:07:13.980 - When did I say you could borrow my car? 00:07:13.980 --> 00:07:15.481 - Remember when you left your spare key at my house 00:07:15.481 --> 00:07:17.442 that one time on accident? - Yeah? 00:07:17.442 --> 00:07:19.235 Then do the math, *** 00:07:19.235 --> 00:07:22.113 Oh, by the way, your check engine light is on. 00:07:22.113 --> 00:07:24.991 Julio, that's dangerous. I should be the one who is mad. 00:07:26.242 --> 00:07:27.201 You know what, actually? 00:07:28.578 --> 00:07:31.038 How *** dare you? You put me in danger. 00:07:31.038 --> 00:07:33.082 Why the *** would you do that to me? 00:07:33.082 --> 00:07:35.168 - Well, bring it back then. I gotta pick up Luis. 00:07:35.960 --> 00:07:37.462 - No *** 00:07:37.462 --> 00:07:39.213 They're letting your cousin out? 00:07:39.213 --> 00:07:41.382 Man, the prison system is stupid. 00:07:41.382 --> 00:07:43.634 - Actually, he's gonna stay with us for a while. 00:07:44.260 --> 00:07:45.761 Imma help that fool get his life together. 00:07:45.761 --> 00:07:47.180 Take that fool under my wing. 00:07:48.389 --> 00:07:51.142 - You know, Julio, you really are the nicest ex I have. 00:07:51.142 --> 00:07:54.353 That's why I thought you'd be cool if I borrowed your car. 00:07:54.353 --> 00:07:56.397 But if you want me to bring it back, that's fine. 00:07:56.397 --> 00:07:57.648 - Thank you. 00:07:57.648 --> 00:07:59.275 - I'll just call another ex. 00:07:59.275 --> 00:08:01.319 Maybe Carlos. 00:08:02.028 --> 00:08:03.488 We're talking again. 00:08:06.782 --> 00:08:09.452 The Black man is the original man. 00:08:09.452 --> 00:08:13.581 And Latinos, Asians, and Native Americans are all our children. 00:08:14.248 --> 00:08:16.417 Now some of you make me proud, 00:08:16.417 --> 00:08:18.628 but some of you are not men. 00:08:18.628 --> 00:08:20.838 You may have the body of a man, 00:08:20.838 --> 00:08:22.882 but possess a child's will. 00:08:23.341 --> 00:08:25.051 Stand up for the word of the Lord. 00:08:25.635 --> 00:08:27.011 A storm is comin'! 00:08:55.081 --> 00:08:56.332 - Sorry I'm late! 00:08:56.791 --> 00:08:58.501 Damn, you run slow. 00:08:58.501 --> 00:09:00.461 You should have brought your roller skates. 00:09:00.920 --> 00:09:02.380 - They were roller blades. 00:09:02.964 --> 00:09:04.382 It's different. 00:09:12.598 --> 00:09:15.643 - So... where's your ride at, primo? 00:09:15.643 --> 00:09:17.311 - I let my homegirl borrow it. 00:09:17.937 --> 00:09:20.314 But don't worry, I got you. 00:09:20.314 --> 00:09:21.941 I'll call us an Uber. 00:09:21.941 --> 00:09:25.319 Uber is like the taxi of the future. 00:09:25.319 --> 00:09:26.821 I know what Uber is, pendejo. 00:09:26.821 --> 00:09:28.531 Eh, talking to me like that. 00:09:30.783 --> 00:09:31.993 Actually, they have Uber in prison. 00:09:32.660 --> 00:09:34.787 Yeah. His name is Thumper. 00:09:34.787 --> 00:09:37.081 And if you give him a pack of cigarettes, he'll carry you around, like, hey. 00:09:37.582 --> 00:09:38.541 It's pretty convenient. 00:09:39.250 --> 00:09:41.460 Damn, my boy. I haven't seen you forever. 00:09:42.420 --> 00:09:43.462 Hey, for real though, 00:09:43.462 --> 00:09:45.339 why does your body still look 19 00:09:45.339 --> 00:09:48.134 but your face looks 56, fool? 00:09:48.134 --> 00:09:49.760 Yup. 00:09:49.760 --> 00:09:51.804 - You got Edward James Olmos' face. 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:55.725 - Welcome back, fool. I missed you too. 00:09:55.725 --> 00:09:56.767 - Ehh. 00:09:57.560 --> 00:09:59.103 Don't be nasty, alright? We're family. 00:09:59.854 --> 00:10:00.938 I don't get down like that. 00:10:01.981 --> 00:10:03.608 - Cool. Yeah. Okay. 00:10:37.892 --> 00:10:39.644 I'm gonna beat your ***, Michael! 00:10:39.644 --> 00:10:41.771 - Hey, hey, Aiden. Come here. 00:10:43.230 --> 00:10:44.899 Gotta be more careful, alright? 00:10:44.899 --> 00:10:47.151 You almost just broke this photo of me and my mom. 00:10:47.151 --> 00:10:49.737 I'm gonna forgive you because you're a little homie. 00:10:49.737 --> 00:10:53.032 But if this was a level four yard, I would've stabbed you. 00:10:54.033 --> 00:10:55.368 You understand? 00:10:55.368 --> 00:10:56.661 - Yeah. 00:10:56.661 --> 00:10:58.079 - Okay. 00:10:58.079 --> 00:11:00.665 Now, come here. Give me a hug. I'm your tío Luis, alright? 00:11:00.665 --> 00:11:02.041 I love you, mijo. 00:11:10.633 --> 00:11:12.134 - Julio. Julio! 00:11:22.603 --> 00:11:24.730 - Eh, who let the Mexican Oompa Loompa in here, huh? 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:25.940 Oompa! 00:11:29.694 --> 00:11:31.737 - Hey, what's up with that tarp I saw on the roof? 00:11:55.010 --> 00:11:56.470 Yeah, teach his *** 00:11:56.470 --> 00:11:58.431 This fool can't even build Legos. 00:12:00.641 --> 00:12:01.851 It's the least I could do to repay you. 00:12:15.990 --> 00:12:18.534 - Actually, I have some exciting news. 00:12:18.534 --> 00:12:20.244 I've kinda become a big deal at Hugs Not Thugs 00:12:20.244 --> 00:12:23.998 which is now the fifth largest gang rehabilitation center in Los Angeles. 00:12:24.707 --> 00:12:27.877 Anyway, I pulled a few strings and I was able to get Luis a spot. 00:12:27.877 --> 00:12:30.463 Imma be your case manager, help you find a new career. 00:12:30.463 --> 00:12:30.504 - You can case manage these nuts, homie. 00:12:32.965 --> 00:12:35.259 - Yeah, Julio, you're the one who needs to get your life together. 00:12:35.259 --> 00:12:38.304 Like, you waste all your money buying dumbass comic books 00:12:38.304 --> 00:12:40.097 and I literally saw CDs in your room. 00:12:40.097 --> 00:12:43.017 Like, who the *** pays for music, idiot? 00:12:43.017 --> 00:12:44.769 - I like physical media. 00:12:44.769 --> 00:12:46.896 - Yeah, Mom, how come you let him stay here for free? 00:12:46.896 --> 00:12:49.482 You made me start paying rent after my quinceañera. 00:12:49.482 --> 00:12:51.525 You made me pay for my quinceañera. 00:12:58.157 --> 00:12:59.533 - Ah, nah, don't worry about me, tía. 00:12:59.533 --> 00:13:01.118 I can find a job on my own. 00:13:01.118 --> 00:13:03.245 Plus, I just got out, you know, I wanna kick it first. 00:13:16.967 --> 00:13:20.638 - Hmm. So I guess if he wants to stay here, 00:13:20.638 --> 00:13:23.057 then he has to join Hugs Not Thugs. 00:13:54.004 --> 00:13:55.422 Hurry up, we're gonna be late. 00:14:00.636 --> 00:14:01.637 - Where's your ride at? 00:14:02.221 --> 00:14:03.806 - You took my car to San Diego? 00:14:03.806 --> 00:14:05.766 - I thought you needed to run a few errands. 00:14:05.766 --> 00:14:07.935 People can run errands in San Diego. 00:14:07.935 --> 00:14:09.687 Don't be racist. 00:14:09.687 --> 00:14:12.022 - What the *** kind of errands are you running in San Diego? 00:14:12.022 --> 00:14:13.649 None of your business what kind of errands. 00:14:13.649 --> 00:14:16.443 Always so nosy. Respect my boundaries. Bye. 00:14:22.825 --> 00:14:25.911 - She's your ex? Ah, she's using you, bro. 00:14:25.911 --> 00:14:27.496 Look at it closely. 00:14:27.496 --> 00:14:29.874 - We still hook up. Sometimes. 00:14:30.416 --> 00:14:33.586 - Hey. Doesn't that make your boyfriend jealous? 00:14:34.044 --> 00:14:35.129 I feel for him. 00:14:38.632 --> 00:14:40.092 You should all be proud 00:14:40.092 --> 00:14:41.969 to be sitting here today, 00:14:41.969 --> 00:14:44.471 mainly because it means you've escaped 00:14:44.471 --> 00:14:48.475 the corrupt for-profit prison industrial complex 00:14:48.475 --> 00:14:51.896 put in place by our racist, classist government. 00:14:53.606 --> 00:14:57.318 But also because you've taken the first step 00:14:57.318 --> 00:15:00.404 towards gaining control of your life. 00:15:00.404 --> 00:15:04.617 Now, the second step is a test 00:15:04.617 --> 00:15:07.745 of great spiritual and mental fortitude. 00:15:08.913 --> 00:15:10.205 You must bake 00:15:11.916 --> 00:15:13.417 a delicious cupcake. 00:15:13.417 --> 00:15:15.377 What? What? 00:15:15.377 --> 00:15:17.504 - Yo. Julio, what the ***, man? 00:15:17.504 --> 00:15:20.007 Thought you said I'd be designing solar panels and *** 00:15:20.007 --> 00:15:22.384 - Hey, dawg, the only way we can afford that program 00:15:22.384 --> 00:15:25.346 is by selling these cupcakes to local supermarkets. 00:15:25.346 --> 00:15:27.973 - People love buying cupcakes from ex-gang members. 00:15:27.973 --> 00:15:29.767 The only nonprofit that sells 00:15:29.767 --> 00:15:31.727 more sweets than us are the Girl Scouts. 00:15:31.727 --> 00:15:35.564 If the Girl Scouts ever start getting face tattoos, we're ***. 00:15:35.564 --> 00:15:38.025 - Hey, this is like some exploitation *** 00:15:38.025 --> 00:15:39.526 It's like prison labor, homies. 00:15:40.027 --> 00:15:41.445 We oughta unionize. 00:15:44.990 --> 00:15:47.493 Shut the *** up! 00:15:49.787 --> 00:15:52.831 Now I know why you *** don't wanna bake cupcakes. 00:15:52.831 --> 00:15:55.376 See, it ain't got nothing to do with the pink apron. 00:15:56.377 --> 00:15:57.878 It's 'cause deep down inside, 00:15:58.796 --> 00:16:00.589 you mother***s is afraid to fail. 00:16:01.590 --> 00:16:03.050 'Cause this ain't your world. 00:16:03.592 --> 00:16:04.969 This is my world. 00:16:05.636 --> 00:16:06.762 Cupcake world. 00:16:07.721 --> 00:16:10.891 I'm a cupcake girl in a cupcake world. 00:16:10.891 --> 00:16:15.479 And you will not come in here and disrespect my cupcake world. 00:16:16.730 --> 00:16:17.690 *** 00:16:18.357 --> 00:16:21.360 - Thank you, Chef Percy Williams. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.237 He started out just like all of you 00:16:23.237 --> 00:16:25.197 then he went through our culinary program, 00:16:25.197 --> 00:16:29.660 and now he is a gourmet pastry chef at Sprinkles. 00:16:30.160 --> 00:16:32.121 - Well, I'll *** with some Sprinkles. 00:16:32.121 --> 00:16:34.331 - A'ight, now enough of this *** 00:16:35.666 --> 00:16:36.792 Let's get our bake on. 00:17:13.370 --> 00:17:14.371 - Hey. 00:17:14.955 --> 00:17:15.956 Why'd you bounce? 00:17:16.749 --> 00:17:19.001 - Dawg, that cupcake *** is embarrassing, alright? 00:17:19.918 --> 00:17:21.170 That's stuff my mom used to do. 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.131 What's next, you want me to knit you a sweater or what? 00:17:24.131 --> 00:17:25.591 - It's called art therapy, 00:17:25.591 --> 00:17:27.885 and that's on your schedule for 2:30 today. 00:17:27.885 --> 00:17:29.470 And actually, it's really fun. 00:17:29.470 --> 00:17:31.430 - Damn, you're moody. 00:17:31.430 --> 00:17:32.931 You on the rag or what? 00:17:32.931 --> 00:17:34.600 Oh, *** fool, you're pregnant? 00:17:34.600 --> 00:17:35.893 Can I touch the baby? 00:17:35.893 --> 00:17:37.102 Aye, mira, look, it's kicking. 00:17:37.102 --> 00:17:38.479 Uh! Unh. Uh-huh! 00:17:40.230 --> 00:17:41.482 - You're *** ignorant. 00:17:41.482 --> 00:17:43.358 It's not 2005. 00:17:43.358 --> 00:17:45.277 Tobey Maguire ain't Spider-Man anymore. 00:17:45.277 --> 00:17:49.865 It'll always be 2005 up here, my boy! 00:17:52.201 --> 00:17:55.496 - Listen, if you can't even bake me a cupcake, 00:17:55.496 --> 00:17:56.830 I'm gonna have to cut you loose. 00:17:56.830 --> 00:17:59.249 Then you have to move out of my house. 00:17:59.249 --> 00:18:01.126 Tough love, playboy. 00:18:38.372 --> 00:18:41.500 - Hey, fool, when you're done with that *** Captain Planet *** 00:18:41.500 --> 00:18:43.210 I can teach you how to do some man *** 00:18:43.919 --> 00:18:45.170 - How's recycling ***? 00:18:45.170 --> 00:18:47.631 - Don't play stupid, alright? You know why. 00:18:51.635 --> 00:18:54.847 Damn, now I'm feeling all energized and *** 00:18:54.847 --> 00:18:56.431 Where do you keep the weights at? 00:18:56.431 --> 00:18:57.724 I wanna work out. 00:18:58.475 --> 00:19:00.185 - I don't have any weights. 00:19:00.185 --> 00:19:02.020 I mostly just run for exercise. 00:19:03.355 --> 00:19:06.525 - No wonder your torta ex-lady always steals your car. 00:19:11.572 --> 00:19:13.240 Come on, pick up the pace. 00:19:13.699 --> 00:19:16.410 You don't get all swole from making cupcakes. 00:19:16.410 --> 00:19:18.370 - It's *** heavy! 00:19:18.370 --> 00:19:20.539 - Hey, liquids ain't heavy. It's just water. 00:19:20.539 --> 00:19:22.249 Damn, you still got a lot to learn from me. 00:19:22.249 --> 00:19:24.251 You're like a little kid still. 00:19:24.251 --> 00:19:27.087 Maybe I'm the one that should be your caseworker. 00:19:27.087 --> 00:19:28.380 - *** this. I'm done! 00:19:30.549 --> 00:19:32.259 - Nah, nah, nah. You just need to cool off. 00:19:32.968 --> 00:19:34.469 Here. 00:19:35.679 --> 00:19:37.055 Toma! 00:19:48.317 --> 00:19:50.027 Hey, Luis. 00:19:50.027 --> 00:19:52.112 I wanna apologize. 00:19:52.613 --> 00:19:55.407 I went too hard on you about the cupcakes yesterday. 00:19:55.407 --> 00:19:57.910 The important thing is, is that you're trying your best. 00:19:57.910 --> 00:19:59.328 It tasted good, huh? 00:19:59.328 --> 00:20:00.829 Oh, yeah. 00:20:02.497 --> 00:20:05.626 - Just in case your best isn't... the best. 00:20:16.762 --> 00:20:20.933 You are all disgusting wet batter. 00:20:21.516 --> 00:20:24.478 But out of that disgusting wet batter 00:20:24.478 --> 00:20:26.855 can rise a beautiful cupcake. 00:20:27.439 --> 00:20:30.776 You just have to figure out what your motivation is. 00:20:31.902 --> 00:20:34.696 Maybe you're doing this for somebody you love. 00:20:36.615 --> 00:20:38.909 Or maybe you're just doing it out of spite. 00:20:39.701 --> 00:20:43.205 Hell, most good things in this world was done out of spite. 00:20:43.205 --> 00:20:46.792 America started out of spite for the *** Brits. 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:51.797 Pepsi started out of spite for *** Coca-Cola. 00:20:53.048 --> 00:20:54.049 Sprite, 00:20:55.050 --> 00:20:56.051 spite! 00:20:56.510 --> 00:20:59.638 You have the power to make a difference in this world. 00:21:00.222 --> 00:21:03.016 Whoa! All this motivational speaking is making me thirsty! 00:21:03.016 --> 00:21:04.101 Goddamn! 00:21:04.101 --> 00:21:06.270 Yo, somebody give me some damn Sprite! 00:21:14.778 --> 00:21:16.738 Hey, chef. 00:21:16.738 --> 00:21:17.864 I'm done over here. 00:21:18.740 --> 00:21:19.741 Don't worry, chef. 00:21:20.909 --> 00:21:22.077 I'll taste test it. 00:21:23.412 --> 00:21:25.539 - Yeah, well, this *** gonna be bomb, homie. 00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:26.790 Trust that. 00:21:36.300 --> 00:21:38.385 Hmm. I don't know. 00:21:38.385 --> 00:21:40.012 I taste a lot of thug in this. 00:21:40.721 --> 00:21:42.139 But not a lot of hug. 00:21:43.265 --> 00:21:44.391 Guess you better try again. 00:21:46.310 --> 00:21:49.021 - You *** liar. - Hey, dawg, 00:21:49.021 --> 00:21:52.190 we just have a really high standard for cupcakes here. 00:21:53.442 --> 00:21:55.819 Making cupcakes ain't no cakewalk. 00:21:56.820 --> 00:21:59.489 - Man, *** you and *** your cupcakes. 00:22:00.032 --> 00:22:01.450 *** boy. 00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:03.285 - *** boy? Are you for real? 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:06.330 Nobody finds that *** funny anymore, dumbass. 00:22:06.330 --> 00:22:08.832 - This mother*** got that 10th grade ignorance. 00:22:08.832 --> 00:22:10.625 It's not 2005 no more. 00:22:11.209 --> 00:22:12.711 - Man*** you. *** all you fools. 00:22:12.711 --> 00:22:14.296 I'm done with this stupid-*** program. 00:22:14.796 --> 00:22:16.840 - That's what I get for being nice and trying to help your *** 00:22:16.840 --> 00:22:19.217 - You know what? I can smell that nice guy *** a mile away. 00:22:19.217 --> 00:22:20.802 You don't give a *** about me. 00:22:20.802 --> 00:22:23.388 Why don't you drop the fake *** and swing on me, perro, huh? 00:22:23.388 --> 00:22:24.890 I know you want to. Come on, *** 00:22:24.890 --> 00:22:27.309 Hit me with your best shot, you *** . 00:22:27.809 --> 00:22:29.269 - Alright, fine. 00:22:29.269 --> 00:22:31.396 When your mom got sick, you weren't there for her 00:22:31.396 --> 00:22:33.690 because you were in prison for doing dumb *** 00:22:42.157 --> 00:22:44.451 This fool's coldblooded. 00:22:45.369 --> 00:22:47.996 Hey, don't ever tell this fool nothing about your life. 00:22:49.831 --> 00:22:50.832 *** me. 00:22:54.669 --> 00:22:56.046 Mm! 00:22:56.046 --> 00:22:58.048 Now, that is one delicious cupcake. 00:22:58.882 --> 00:23:00.842 Why did you lie to your poor cousin? 00:23:00.842 --> 00:23:02.677 Look, I'm just trying to help his *** 00:23:02.677 --> 00:23:04.221 But that fool won't listen to me. 00:23:04.221 --> 00:23:06.306 He still sees me as a little kid. 00:23:06.306 --> 00:23:08.517 - Julio, did I ever tell you about the worst thing 00:23:08.517 --> 00:23:10.018 I've ever done in my life? 00:23:10.018 --> 00:23:11.895 - Well, yeah. The documentary you made 00:23:11.895 --> 00:23:14.147 about the annual ping-pong tournament on skid row. 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:16.441 - No. 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:22.239 I'm talking about when I worked for a bank foreclosing on people's homes. 00:23:22.239 --> 00:23:23.740 You didn't like my doc? 00:23:23.740 --> 00:23:25.700 - No, no, no, no, no. I like it. 00:23:26.701 --> 00:23:28.995 I thought it was really sad, 00:23:28.995 --> 00:23:30.872 and that's how I knew it was good. 00:23:31.456 --> 00:23:32.999 But anyway, what were you saying about the bank? 00:23:33.625 --> 00:23:37.045 - Well, I was so ashamed at what I was doing 00:23:37.045 --> 00:23:38.588 that I quit my lucrative job 00:23:38.588 --> 00:23:43.009 and I moved by myself to a remote village in Venezuela 00:23:43.009 --> 00:23:45.512 that had been devastated by mudslides. 00:23:45.512 --> 00:23:48.181 I spent six months rebuilding people's homes. 00:23:48.181 --> 00:23:50.058 My hands are covered in blisters, 00:23:50.058 --> 00:23:52.018 my body was full of bruises. 00:23:52.018 --> 00:23:55.397 I caught this intestinal parasite that I think is still with me. 00:23:56.398 --> 00:23:58.358 But I never felt so happy. 00:23:58.775 --> 00:24:00.610 I never felt so fulfilled. 00:24:01.570 --> 00:24:06.741 And then one day, every single house that I built fell down. 00:24:07.659 --> 00:24:11.037 Because I had no idea how to build houses. 00:24:12.789 --> 00:24:15.625 But I knew how to make pizza. 00:24:16.585 --> 00:24:20.297 I made so much pizza, they called me Hombre Pizza. 00:24:22.090 --> 00:24:25.010 Unfortunately, it turned out that everybody in the village 00:24:25.010 --> 00:24:28.221 was lactose intolerant, so, um-- 00:24:30.056 --> 00:24:31.475 I was asked to leave. 00:24:33.018 --> 00:24:35.020 - So you never got to help them, huh? 00:24:35.020 --> 00:24:37.689 - No, but I learned something very important. 00:24:37.689 --> 00:24:40.692 You see, I have a bad habit of focusing 00:24:40.692 --> 00:24:43.528 on other people's problems while ignoring my own. 00:24:43.528 --> 00:24:45.697 And I think you might have that same problem. 00:24:47.657 --> 00:24:50.869 - You know... just to say it, 00:24:51.369 --> 00:24:53.580 I think the only issue I had with the doc 00:24:54.498 --> 00:24:56.041 was the soundtrack. 00:24:56.041 --> 00:24:58.752 Yeah, it had way more flute than I'm used to. 00:24:58.752 --> 00:24:59.920 But you know what? 00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:02.547 Some of my favorite movies, I hated the first time. 00:25:02.547 --> 00:25:05.550 - Get the hell outta here and go apologize to your cousin. 00:25:06.134 --> 00:25:07.719 - You're right. - I like flute. 00:25:08.345 --> 00:25:10.305 - Okay. - You try making a *** movie. 00:25:10.305 --> 00:25:11.389 Sorry. 00:25:20.690 --> 00:25:22.067 - You're welcome, by the way. 00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:25.111 - I'm welcome? You're the one who should be *** welcome. 00:25:25.111 --> 00:25:26.530 This is my car. 00:25:26.530 --> 00:25:29.199 - We've had *** in the backseat. It's our car. 00:25:29.199 --> 00:25:32.327 - Imma start a GoFundMe to buy you a new Nissan Altima. 00:25:32.327 --> 00:25:34.120 I want my key back. - Okay, okay, okay. 00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:35.330 Jeez, I'm sorry. 00:25:36.289 --> 00:25:38.750 But maybe the reason I borrowed your car was-- 00:25:38.750 --> 00:25:41.086 - Stole my car, committed a felony, really. 00:25:41.086 --> 00:25:42.879 - I wanted a reason to hang out with you. 00:25:42.879 --> 00:25:44.506 You never hang out with me anymore. 00:25:44.506 --> 00:25:47.509 - We broke up! - Yeah, like months ago. Get over it. 00:25:49.219 --> 00:25:51.221 - You only wanna hang out when you want something from me. 00:25:51.221 --> 00:25:53.139 - Oh-ho-ho. Like how you only wanna hang out 00:25:53.139 --> 00:25:54.307 when you wanna smash? 00:25:56.560 --> 00:25:58.270 - Yup, exactly like that. 00:25:58.937 --> 00:26:00.188 Hmm. 00:26:01.481 --> 00:26:03.108 - But for real, if you pull this *** again, 00:26:03.108 --> 00:26:05.110 I'm not letting you come over for Christmas. 00:26:06.486 --> 00:26:08.697 - Julio Miguel Bonifacio Lopez De La Riva, 00:26:08.697 --> 00:26:10.532 if you take your family away from me 00:26:10.532 --> 00:26:12.075 and make me go back to mine, 00:26:12.075 --> 00:26:14.119 I will beat your *** 00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:15.787 I'm gonna slide down the chimney 00:26:15.787 --> 00:26:18.540 and I'm gonna choke you out so hard you're gonna come out your eyes. 00:26:18.540 --> 00:26:21.209 - Jesus Christ! What's wrong with you? 00:26:21.209 --> 00:26:22.711 - What's wrong with you? 00:26:22.711 --> 00:26:23.837 You like it. 00:26:25.380 --> 00:26:26.339 - Yo, pull over. 00:26:36.641 --> 00:26:37.934 - So you're stalking me now? 00:26:37.934 --> 00:26:40.228 - You know it. Give me some chon-chon. 00:26:44.149 --> 00:26:45.191 - You know, it's funny. 00:26:46.151 --> 00:26:47.819 One time right over there, 00:26:48.945 --> 00:26:51.740 me and the homies robbed these nerdy-*** rocker fools. 00:26:52.991 --> 00:26:54.159 - That was me and my friends. 00:26:56.870 --> 00:26:59.331 - Yeah. Those were good times. 00:27:01.041 --> 00:27:02.042 *** 00:27:02.876 --> 00:27:05.670 - I was lying about your cupcakes. They were bomb. 00:27:05.670 --> 00:27:07.631 And I shouldn't have said what I said about your mom. 00:27:07.631 --> 00:27:08.882 I miss her too. 00:27:08.882 --> 00:27:10.800 - Nah, nah, nah, it's cool, alright? It's cool. 00:27:11.259 --> 00:27:12.552 We were throwing down. 00:27:13.136 --> 00:27:14.220 I've been shot three times, 00:27:14.220 --> 00:27:15.680 it hurt less than the *** you said. 00:27:17.057 --> 00:27:19.059 You throw punches with your sick-*** mind. 00:27:20.268 --> 00:27:21.519 - I don't know, I guess I've been pissed at you 00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.104 'cause you just keep capping on me. 00:27:23.104 --> 00:27:24.356 - Alright, I'm sorry, homie. 00:27:25.899 --> 00:27:28.026 I'm sorry, alright? Damn. 00:27:28.735 --> 00:27:29.944 It's just, you know, 00:27:32.238 --> 00:27:34.449 calling you *** was the only thing 00:27:34.449 --> 00:27:36.534 that's made me feel like *** back to normal. 00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:38.578 - But *** changed, fool. 00:27:38.578 --> 00:27:39.996 I'm a grown-*** man. 00:27:39.996 --> 00:27:41.331 I even got dental insurance. 00:27:41.331 --> 00:27:43.958 - Yeah, but you still live at your mom's pad, alright? 00:27:43.958 --> 00:27:45.627 Same place as me, homie. 00:27:45.627 --> 00:27:46.920 - Yeah, but-- 00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:47.921 No, yeah. 00:27:49.297 --> 00:27:51.591 - And your teeth are pretty *** up. 00:27:51.591 --> 00:27:52.801 - I still got more appointments! 00:27:53.968 --> 00:27:55.345 Get in the car, losers. 00:27:55.345 --> 00:27:57.389 Sorry, there's only one *** seat. 00:27:57.889 --> 00:28:00.308 - Damn, I thought for sure you'd be a torta. 00:28:00.308 --> 00:28:01.976 Hey, fool, hook me up. 00:28:02.727 --> 00:28:04.020 - Hey, Luis, 00:28:04.020 --> 00:28:05.939 shut the *** up before I *** you up. 00:28:05.939 --> 00:28:07.607 I'm not Julio. You ain't my family. 00:28:11.945 --> 00:28:13.029 Hey, y'all ain't got nothing. 00:28:13.029 --> 00:28:14.739 You don't got me. - You ain't got nothin', man. 00:28:14.739 --> 00:28:15.949 - You gotta get your money from me, boy. 00:28:15.949 --> 00:28:17.158 - Yo, I got $20. 00:28:17.909 --> 00:28:18.910 - Goddamn it. 00:28:19.536 --> 00:28:21.371 - You want me to talk to these busters? 00:28:21.371 --> 00:28:23.164 - No. I got this. 00:28:24.290 --> 00:28:25.917 - Alright, then, fool, we'll wait in the car. 00:28:26.668 --> 00:28:29.170 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna film this. 00:28:29.671 --> 00:28:32.090 - Hey! I'm gonna need you fellas to move your car. 00:28:32.090 --> 00:28:34.259 - Damn, bruh, but we're kinda racing right now. 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:37.595 - Last time it was Blacks versus the Mexicans, 00:28:37.595 --> 00:28:39.806 this time it's Mexicans versus Blacks. 00:28:40.265 --> 00:28:41.725 - Dawg, I'm Salvadoran. 00:28:41.725 --> 00:28:42.934 Man, we talked about this. 00:28:42.934 --> 00:28:44.519 - Move your *** car! 00:28:45.979 --> 00:28:47.230 - Whoa, bro. 00:28:47.230 --> 00:28:48.398 Watch your tone. 00:28:48.398 --> 00:28:49.858 We don't play like that. 00:28:49.858 --> 00:28:51.234 - You wanna die, homie? 00:28:51.234 --> 00:28:54.028 - Yes! Please! Kill me, *** 00:28:54.028 --> 00:28:55.530 I don't live to live! 00:28:56.948 --> 00:28:57.949 - What? 00:28:57.949 --> 00:29:00.160 - I'd rather die than let you fools walk all over me. 00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:01.369 Because that's my thing! 00:29:01.369 --> 00:29:04.789 I focus on other people's problems to avoid dealing with my own. 00:29:04.789 --> 00:29:07.959 I definitely got some codependency issues going on with my ex-lady. 00:29:07.959 --> 00:29:09.169 Hey! 00:29:09.169 --> 00:29:11.045 - Do you fools even know what codependency is? 00:29:11.629 --> 00:29:14.090 I just read about that ***. It ***! 00:29:14.674 --> 00:29:17.427 I got a lot of work to do on myself and I don't wanna do it! 00:29:17.427 --> 00:29:18.762 So just shoot me, please! 00:29:18.762 --> 00:29:20.680 - Whoa, fool, chill. 00:29:21.765 --> 00:29:23.141 We don't even have guns. 00:29:23.141 --> 00:29:24.934 - Then choke me, *** 00:29:24.934 --> 00:29:26.519 I hope you don't have lawyer hands 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.188 because I also got a fat neck, 00:29:28.188 --> 00:29:30.440 which is something else I'm insecure about. 00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:31.649 Kill me. Do it. 00:29:31.649 --> 00:29:33.359 What the *** is this fool doing? 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:35.820 - I don't know but it's turning me on. 00:29:41.159 --> 00:29:42.160 - Hey! 00:30:20.990 --> 00:30:23.159 Next time you fools better kill me. 00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:27.705 You saw how I fooled those fools with my sick-*** mind? 00:30:27.705 --> 00:30:30.250 - More like they saw me get out the car and knew I'd beat their *** 00:30:39.926 --> 00:30:42.345 Hey, you know what? You do have a fat neck. 00:30:43.012 --> 00:30:44.597 You probably can't even wear turtlenecks, huh?