WEBVTT 00:00:22.402 --> 00:00:23.570 Look at that. 00:00:26.948 --> 00:00:28.241 Ch... 00:00:28.283 --> 00:00:29.242 Ch? 00:00:29.284 --> 00:00:30.827 Che... 00:00:30.910 --> 00:00:32.120 Check? 00:00:32.162 --> 00:00:33.413 Check. 00:00:33.455 --> 00:00:35.623 M... 00:00:35.665 --> 00:00:39.085 Maaa... ate? 00:00:39.085 --> 00:00:40.754 Checkmate? 00:00:40.795 --> 00:00:42.839 Checkmate! So it is. 00:00:42.922 --> 00:00:44.966 See, it just goes to show you. 00:00:45.008 --> 00:00:48.261 Yes, well, good game, son. 00:00:49.971 --> 00:00:51.264 Lois! 00:00:51.306 --> 00:00:53.808 Hey, he lets me win at basketball. 00:01:22.253 --> 00:01:24.255 All right, spin around twice, hit the ball 00:01:24.297 --> 00:01:25.256 on the second bounce. 00:01:25.298 --> 00:01:26.424 It's two points for a car 00:01:26.466 --> 00:01:27.842 and three for a fire hydrant. 00:01:27.926 --> 00:01:29.135 It's an out if they catch it 00:01:29.177 --> 00:01:30.929 and two if they hit you with the ball. 00:01:30.929 --> 00:01:32.430 Now, if they miss, it's a "google," 00:01:32.472 --> 00:01:34.265 which I'll explain when we get there. 00:01:34.307 --> 00:01:35.642 You're up. 00:01:35.683 --> 00:01:36.768 It's amazing. 00:01:36.768 --> 00:01:38.103 Reese can't pass math, 00:01:38.144 --> 00:01:40.313 but he's invented over, like, 50 games. 00:01:40.355 --> 00:01:41.523 Fun games. 00:01:41.606 --> 00:01:42.273 Okay, spin! 00:01:45.110 --> 00:01:47.445 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 00:01:50.782 --> 00:01:52.867 Not Mrs. Griffin's yard. 00:01:55.161 --> 00:01:56.454 There it is. 00:01:56.454 --> 00:01:58.373 Dude, she doesn't like anybody in her yard. 00:01:58.456 --> 00:02:01.126 I'll be in and out of there before she knows it, right? 00:02:01.167 --> 00:02:02.335 Just because she's old and mean 00:02:02.377 --> 00:02:04.712 doesn't give her the right to keep our *. 00:02:04.796 --> 00:02:06.840 I'm sold. Go for it. 00:02:06.881 --> 00:02:08.466 Fine, I'll do it. 00:02:08.466 --> 00:02:10.718 It's no big deal. 00:02:10.802 --> 00:02:12.470 I don't see you moving. 00:02:26.151 --> 00:02:27.235 What are you doing in my yard? 00:02:27.318 --> 00:02:29.028 Let go! It's my ball! 00:02:29.070 --> 00:02:30.530 My property, my ball! 00:02:30.572 --> 00:02:32.991 Who said you could come into my yard? 00:02:32.991 --> 00:02:34.200 Ow! What are you doing?! 00:02:34.242 --> 00:02:35.410 Choose, boy! 00:02:35.493 --> 00:02:37.328 Hair or ball?! 00:02:39.372 --> 00:02:41.040 You broke her arm? 00:02:41.082 --> 00:02:42.250 I was getting a ball. 00:02:42.333 --> 00:02:44.711 You broke her arm for a ball? 00:02:44.752 --> 00:02:47.255 No, I already had the ball, then I pushed her away. 00:02:47.338 --> 00:02:50.175 You pushed her and broke her arm for a ball? 00:02:50.216 --> 00:02:52.260 Was it a special ball, son? 00:02:52.343 --> 00:02:54.012 It was just a flat old tennis ball. 00:02:54.053 --> 00:02:56.681 Sometimes I don't know why he does the things he does. 00:02:56.681 --> 00:02:58.183 LOIS: At least she's not suing us. 00:02:58.224 --> 00:02:59.684 You just be thankful we have 00:02:59.684 --> 00:03:01.269 absolutely nothing of value in this house. 00:03:01.352 --> 00:03:02.520 Count your blessings, son. 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:03.563 I talked to Mrs. Griffin. 00:03:03.605 --> 00:03:04.856 This is what's going to happen. 00:03:04.898 --> 00:03:07.025 You are going to go there every day after school 00:03:07.025 --> 00:03:09.068 and help that poor old woman until her arm heals. 00:03:09.110 --> 00:03:10.111 Every day? 00:03:10.195 --> 00:03:11.863 Not one word! Every day. 00:03:12.947 --> 00:03:13.907 End of story. 00:03:13.948 --> 00:03:15.533 Hello? 00:03:15.533 --> 00:03:17.452 Hey, Ma, listen, 00:03:17.535 --> 00:03:18.953 did you happen to talk to Richie's mom recently? 00:03:19.037 --> 00:03:19.871 Yeah, as a matter of fact I did. 00:03:19.871 --> 00:03:21.122 Do you know how much grief 00:03:21.164 --> 00:03:22.790 that boy is putting her through? 00:03:22.832 --> 00:03:24.709 I told her if she had a brain in her head, 00:03:24.792 --> 00:03:27.462 she'd pack him off to military school and straighten him out 00:03:27.503 --> 00:03:28.963 before he got into serious trouble. 00:03:28.963 --> 00:03:30.840 Okay, thanks. Got to go. 00:03:30.882 --> 00:03:34.469 Well, it wasn't her. 00:03:43.311 --> 00:03:45.146 I need a new backpack. 00:03:45.146 --> 00:03:48.650 Again? How do you keep ruining them? I don't know. 00:03:48.691 --> 00:03:50.360 Well, I'm not buying you another backpack. 00:03:50.401 --> 00:03:52.320 You just find something in the closet. 00:03:52.362 --> 00:03:53.488 Okay. 00:04:04.415 --> 00:04:07.335 Okay, maybe it's a good thing that I'm doing this. 00:04:07.377 --> 00:04:09.504 I'm not saying I'm completely to blame, 00:04:09.545 --> 00:04:11.381 but in a way I am responsible. 00:04:11.422 --> 00:04:14.842 I guess I was trespassing, and I did hip-check her. 00:04:17.178 --> 00:04:19.847 And who knows, maybe she won't be that bad. 00:04:19.889 --> 00:04:21.766 Maybe she'll be like a grandma-- 00:04:21.849 --> 00:04:24.060 well, not like my grandma-- like a nice grandma. 00:04:24.602 --> 00:04:26.187 I'm the kid who broke your arm. 00:04:26.271 --> 00:04:27.272 I'm really sorry. 00:04:27.313 --> 00:04:28.356 Here, fill this up. 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:31.109 I'm not having any druggies in my house. 00:04:41.202 --> 00:04:43.621 God, she's like a homeless person, 00:04:43.663 --> 00:04:46.124 and this house is her shopping cart. 00:04:46.165 --> 00:04:50.795 Get out of the way, you damn ugly beast. 00:04:50.795 --> 00:04:52.171 What'd you do, stupid? 00:04:52.213 --> 00:04:54.966 What? Does this look like a rubber band jar to you? 00:04:55.008 --> 00:04:56.801 This is a rubber band jar. 00:04:56.843 --> 00:04:58.803 Are you ignorant or just stupid? 00:04:58.803 --> 00:05:00.471 Neither. There's no such thing... 00:05:00.513 --> 00:05:01.889 Did you finish moving my papers? 00:05:01.973 --> 00:05:02.974 Almost. 00:05:03.016 --> 00:05:04.309 Do you read all these? 00:05:04.309 --> 00:05:05.476 What, are you writing a book? 00:05:05.518 --> 00:05:06.728 Just move 'em. 00:05:08.479 --> 00:05:09.439 What are you? 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:11.691 What, like how old? 00:05:11.774 --> 00:05:13.609 No, what are you? 00:05:13.651 --> 00:05:15.528 Polack? Swede? 00:05:15.611 --> 00:05:16.612 Apache? 00:05:16.654 --> 00:05:18.281 I really don't know. 00:05:18.323 --> 00:05:21.534 Uh-huh, a mutt. 00:05:21.617 --> 00:05:24.662 Well, whatever you are, stay away from my liquor. 00:05:24.704 --> 00:05:27.040 Look, it's almost 5:00, I'm going to get going soon. 00:05:27.123 --> 00:05:28.499 Really? 00:05:28.541 --> 00:05:32.045 I didn't realize my arm stopped being broken at 5:00. 00:05:32.128 --> 00:05:33.838 What am I going to do for dinner? 00:05:33.880 --> 00:05:35.465 Can't you just order take-out? 00:05:35.506 --> 00:05:37.675 I'm not giving those Mexicans my money. 00:05:37.717 --> 00:05:39.135 They're as bad 00:05:39.135 --> 00:05:41.846 as that Lithuanian that fixed my screens. 00:05:41.888 --> 00:05:43.681 Boy, did he love ice cubes. 00:05:43.723 --> 00:05:46.142 Those 'Wanians and their ice cubes. 00:05:46.142 --> 00:05:48.478 I can't believe how horrible she is. 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:50.480 I'm just going to ignore her. 00:05:50.521 --> 00:05:53.316 But you just try and get those people 00:05:53.358 --> 00:05:54.525 to pay for anything. 00:05:54.567 --> 00:05:56.486 Oh, he got his special ice. 00:05:56.527 --> 00:05:57.987 I suppose you're Dutch. 00:06:02.742 --> 00:06:04.410 What's that? My new backpack. 00:06:04.452 --> 00:06:07.246 Dewey, that's not a backpack; that's Mom's purse. 00:06:07.246 --> 00:06:09.332 Now, go back and get something else. No. 00:06:09.415 --> 00:06:11.793 Dewey, you're wearing an invitation to an *-kicking. 00:06:11.834 --> 00:06:14.462 I like it. Look... I don't think you understand. 00:06:14.504 --> 00:06:17.256 Kids like me are dreaming about something like this. 00:06:17.256 --> 00:06:19.467 We look around the playground and we see 00:06:19.509 --> 00:06:21.677 normal kid, normal kid, and a kid with a purse. 00:06:21.761 --> 00:06:23.763 Who do you think's going to get creamed? 00:06:23.763 --> 00:06:25.515 Is one of the normal kids fat? 00:06:25.598 --> 00:06:26.599 It doesn't matter! 00:06:26.641 --> 00:06:28.267 He's going to be fat every day. 00:06:28.309 --> 00:06:31.270 Now, the kid with the purse, he might not wear it again. 00:06:31.312 --> 00:06:32.647 I don't care. I like it. 00:06:32.688 --> 00:06:34.273 Give me that! No! 00:06:34.315 --> 00:06:35.942 You don't know what these animals are capable of! 00:06:35.983 --> 00:06:36.859 Let go! 00:06:38.277 --> 00:06:41.155 I'm trying to protect you! 00:06:43.783 --> 00:06:45.284 Richie, what are you doing? 00:06:45.326 --> 00:06:46.285 We have inspection. 00:06:46.327 --> 00:06:47.954 You can't sleep all morning. 00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:51.290 Dude... not cool. 00:06:51.332 --> 00:06:52.291 Richie, 00:06:52.333 --> 00:06:53.292 this isn't like home. 00:06:53.334 --> 00:06:54.794 You can't do whatever you want. 00:06:54.836 --> 00:06:55.878 These guys are hard-core. 00:06:55.962 --> 00:06:58.965 And also, there are some crappy flat pillows. 00:06:59.006 --> 00:07:00.216 Who do I talk to about that? 00:07:00.299 --> 00:07:01.300 MAN: Ten hut! 00:07:02.552 --> 00:07:04.303 (whispers): Stand up. 00:07:08.891 --> 00:07:10.476 Pajamas, Cadet? 00:07:10.518 --> 00:07:12.687 Sir, I'm sorry for my fellow cadet's appearance. 00:07:12.728 --> 00:07:14.188 He's fresh from civilian life 00:07:14.230 --> 00:07:15.898 and is taking a little time to adjust. 00:07:15.982 --> 00:07:18.234 Hey, are you the dude who hands out the guns? 00:07:19.152 --> 00:07:20.486 And you can see 00:07:20.528 --> 00:07:21.654 he's very anxious to assimilate himself 00:07:21.696 --> 00:07:23.531 into our military lifestyle. 00:07:23.573 --> 00:07:25.324 What's your name, Cadet? 00:07:25.324 --> 00:07:26.826 Richie. Pleasure. 00:07:26.826 --> 00:07:28.744 Listen closely, Cadet. 00:07:28.828 --> 00:07:32.582 This is not going to be easy for you. 00:07:32.665 --> 00:07:34.000 Your family sent you here 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:36.169 because you couldn't handle it at home. 00:07:36.210 --> 00:07:37.378 Maybe you were coddled. 00:07:37.420 --> 00:07:39.589 Well, there is no coddling here. 00:07:39.672 --> 00:07:40.715 You make a mistake 00:07:40.756 --> 00:07:42.383 and you will be punished. 00:07:42.425 --> 00:07:46.345 Be aware, Cadet, I am keeping my eye on you. 00:07:49.015 --> 00:07:50.266 Good one. 00:07:50.349 --> 00:07:51.350 Pardon? 00:07:51.392 --> 00:07:53.186 You're keeping your eye on me. 00:07:53.186 --> 00:07:55.229 You know, you got only one eye. 00:07:55.271 --> 00:07:57.356 (laughs): Like Popeye. 00:07:57.398 --> 00:08:00.067 I think it's cool that you're cool with it. 00:08:03.696 --> 00:08:05.698 That's amusing. 00:08:05.740 --> 00:08:08.451 I've never heard that before. 00:08:08.534 --> 00:08:10.203 Carry on. 00:08:11.370 --> 00:08:13.456 Popeye. 00:08:13.539 --> 00:08:15.208 Quite amusing. 00:08:17.210 --> 00:08:20.213 Is he like our butler or something? 00:08:22.590 --> 00:08:24.217 I can't close my eyes. 00:08:24.217 --> 00:08:26.219 Every time I do, I see what was under that robe 00:08:26.260 --> 00:08:27.553 on the inside of my eyelids. 00:08:27.595 --> 00:08:29.263 I can't go back there. 00:08:29.305 --> 00:08:31.557 Malcolm, why aren't you over at Mrs. Griffin's? 00:08:31.599 --> 00:08:32.558 She said she doesn't need me anymore. 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:34.227 There's some new medicine. 00:08:34.268 --> 00:08:35.228 It's good for old people's bones. 00:08:35.269 --> 00:08:36.604 She has a lot of pride. 00:08:36.646 --> 00:08:38.564 I think it bothers her when I'm over there. 00:08:38.606 --> 00:08:41.734 I am so sorry. 00:08:41.776 --> 00:08:42.818 GRIFFIN: That's all right. 00:08:42.902 --> 00:08:44.445 I'm sure, when I was his age, 00:08:44.487 --> 00:08:46.614 I wouldn't want to hang around 00:08:46.656 --> 00:08:49.659 with some old person whose arm I had broken. 00:08:55.122 --> 00:08:58.417 You're a mean, thoughtless little boy. 00:08:58.459 --> 00:08:59.460 Trying to make an old woman 00:08:59.502 --> 00:09:01.504 suffer more than she already has. 00:09:01.587 --> 00:09:02.630 Yes, ma'am. 00:09:02.672 --> 00:09:05.132 You're a nasty little liar, aren't you? 00:09:05.174 --> 00:09:08.344 Well, liar, you're the one that's going to suffer 00:09:08.427 --> 00:09:11.264 as soon as we pick up my prescription and get home. 00:09:11.305 --> 00:09:14.475 Ooh, damn cast itches like a Greek sailor. 00:09:15.935 --> 00:09:18.604 Stop pawing at me! 00:09:18.646 --> 00:09:19.647 Hey, Dewey. 00:09:19.689 --> 00:09:20.773 You know what? 00:09:20.815 --> 00:09:21.857 I've been thinking. 00:09:21.941 --> 00:09:23.859 You know how I never give you anything 00:09:23.943 --> 00:09:25.319 for your birthday? 00:09:25.361 --> 00:09:26.445 Yeah... 00:09:26.445 --> 00:09:28.281 Well, here. 00:09:28.281 --> 00:09:29.282 Happy birthday! 00:09:29.282 --> 00:09:30.616 I already have a backpack. 00:09:30.658 --> 00:09:31.701 Not like this one. 00:09:31.784 --> 00:09:33.703 See, this one has a whistle. 00:09:34.829 --> 00:09:36.205 Why are you flinching? 00:09:36.289 --> 00:09:37.623 I'm giving you something nice. 00:09:37.665 --> 00:09:38.624 But I'm not going to take it. 00:09:38.666 --> 00:09:40.626 Here, just hold it. No. 00:09:40.668 --> 00:09:42.545 Why won't you let me do something nice?! 00:09:42.628 --> 00:09:43.838 I don't want it! 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:44.880 You're going to wear this 00:09:44.964 --> 00:09:46.674 and there's nothing you can do about it! 00:09:46.716 --> 00:09:48.801 Dad, you have to do something about Dewey 00:09:48.801 --> 00:09:50.177 taking Mom's purse to school. 00:09:50.219 --> 00:09:52.054 Don't worry, son, it's just a phase. 00:09:52.138 --> 00:09:54.473 Aren't you worried about how this reflects on you as a parent? 00:09:54.515 --> 00:09:56.851 Reese, one boy's purse is another boy's book bag... 00:09:56.892 --> 00:09:57.977 if he's European. 00:09:57.977 --> 00:09:59.812 Besides, I can't tell you how many times 00:09:59.812 --> 00:10:02.148 I've been jealous of your mother and her purse. 00:10:02.189 --> 00:10:04.317 You know, we men have to shove our whole lives 00:10:04.317 --> 00:10:07.153 in a little square of leather that we then have to sit on. 00:10:07.194 --> 00:10:09.488 I'm not saying that I condone it, 00:10:09.530 --> 00:10:11.866 but I am saying, let Dewey have his purse. 00:10:11.907 --> 00:10:15.536 Perhaps he'll blaze a trail for the rest of us. 00:10:15.578 --> 00:10:19.498 I don't think these new pills are working. 00:10:19.540 --> 00:10:21.709 I keep taking them 00:10:21.751 --> 00:10:23.919 and I don't feel anything. 00:10:24.003 --> 00:10:27.423 Don't be stingy with that lotion. 00:10:27.506 --> 00:10:32.178 You're going to need a knife when you get to the corns. 00:10:32.219 --> 00:10:33.846 If I didn't know any better, 00:10:33.846 --> 00:10:37.558 I'd say that new doctor was Hungarian. 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:40.019 Dr. Freeman. 00:10:40.019 --> 00:10:40.936 Freeman. 00:10:41.020 --> 00:10:43.064 Ha. 00:10:43.105 --> 00:10:46.192 If that's not an Ellis Island hand-me-down, 00:10:46.192 --> 00:10:49.945 I'll eat my Sunday hat. 00:10:50.029 --> 00:10:51.781 I don't think you're supposed to take 00:10:51.864 --> 00:10:53.199 those pills with alcohol. 00:10:53.240 --> 00:10:56.702 Ooh, now you're worried about me. 00:10:56.702 --> 00:10:59.872 Where was that when you broke this arm? 00:10:59.914 --> 00:11:01.207 You're just like that... 00:11:01.248 --> 00:11:04.960 that nosy Kraut cleaning lady of mine. 00:11:05.044 --> 00:11:07.046 Your hands are similar, too. 00:11:07.046 --> 00:11:09.548 Small. 00:11:09.590 --> 00:11:11.425 Like a girl's. 00:11:13.594 --> 00:11:14.762 Okay, that's enough. 00:11:14.804 --> 00:11:16.263 You're a horrible person 00:11:16.305 --> 00:11:17.556 and I hate you! 00:11:17.598 --> 00:11:19.725 I know I'm not supposed to hate people, 00:11:19.767 --> 00:11:22.395 but if anybody should be hated, it's you! 00:11:28.609 --> 00:11:29.902 It's a good thing you called us. 00:11:29.944 --> 00:11:31.404 How long has she been like this? 00:11:31.445 --> 00:11:33.114 Hours. 00:11:33.155 --> 00:11:35.491 She passes out for awhile, wakes up, takes more pills, 00:11:35.574 --> 00:11:36.909 and passes out again. 00:11:36.909 --> 00:11:38.994 Pernabutol. What's the dosage? 00:11:39.078 --> 00:11:40.413 Hundred milligrams, two by three. 00:11:40.454 --> 00:11:42.915 She taking Fermatram with that? 00:11:42.957 --> 00:11:44.083 I doubt it. 00:11:44.083 --> 00:11:46.419 That's been contraindicated since '87. 00:11:46.460 --> 00:11:50.256 No, this seems like a pretty straightforward alcohol/sedative reaction. 00:11:50.256 --> 00:11:51.257 Absolutely. 00:11:51.257 --> 00:11:53.259 If she's anything like my mom, 00:11:53.300 --> 00:11:55.302 Mrs. Griffin will be knocked loopy 00:11:55.344 --> 00:11:57.430 for the next three and a half hours. 00:11:57.471 --> 00:11:59.432 We're completely unsupervised. 00:11:59.473 --> 00:12:00.766 Are you thinking 00:12:00.766 --> 00:12:02.309 what I'm thinking? 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:14.655 Is this what you were thinking? 00:12:14.697 --> 00:12:16.031 Not even remotely. 00:12:16.115 --> 00:12:18.701 I was thinking more along the lines of... 00:12:24.665 --> 00:12:26.625 Why doesn't he have to cut his hair? 00:12:26.667 --> 00:12:28.335 I don't know. 00:12:28.377 --> 00:12:30.546 Why does Spangler let him wear a bathrobe to class? 00:12:30.629 --> 00:12:31.630 I don't know. 00:12:31.672 --> 00:12:32.882 Maybe he saved Spangler's life. 00:12:32.965 --> 00:12:34.842 He didn't save Spangler's life. 00:12:34.842 --> 00:12:37.470 Well, it's got to be something, because it's just not right. 00:12:37.511 --> 00:12:40.306 Richie. 00:12:40.347 --> 00:12:41.891 Take a quarter from me. 00:12:41.974 --> 00:12:43.350 Thanks, Chief. 00:12:43.392 --> 00:12:44.477 No problem, Richie. 00:12:44.518 --> 00:12:46.479 You guys talking about Spangler's son? 00:12:46.520 --> 00:12:47.897 He's not Spangler's son. 00:12:47.980 --> 00:12:49.648 I grew up with him. He's a *up. 00:12:49.690 --> 00:12:52.485 He's a slack dumbass who lives in his mother's basement. 00:12:52.526 --> 00:12:53.736 It's got to be Spangler. 00:12:53.819 --> 00:12:55.321 He must be mellowing. 00:12:55.321 --> 00:12:56.489 CADET: Sir! 00:12:56.530 --> 00:12:57.907 Sir! 00:12:57.990 --> 00:13:00.326 Cadets. 00:13:00.367 --> 00:13:01.494 What's up, Chief? 00:13:08.834 --> 00:13:10.336 LLOYD: I've been onto you from the start. 00:13:10.377 --> 00:13:12.671 Not once did you pull any wool 00:13:12.713 --> 00:13:14.757 over this boy's eyes. 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:17.885 You come in here, put a paper lantern around a lightbulb 00:13:17.927 --> 00:13:20.721 and, lo and behold, you're the Queen of the Nile. 00:13:20.763 --> 00:13:22.181 I say ha! 00:13:22.223 --> 00:13:24.350 (Southern accent): I've always depended 00:13:24.350 --> 00:13:27.269 on the kindness of strangers. 00:13:27.353 --> 00:13:30.940 Stella! Stella! 00:13:32.733 --> 00:13:34.527 Whoo! Yeah! 00:13:34.527 --> 00:13:36.028 That was great! 00:13:36.028 --> 00:13:38.113 What's next? 00:13:38.197 --> 00:13:39.406 I have no idea. 00:13:39.448 --> 00:13:41.700 We've done everything we can do in this house. 00:13:41.742 --> 00:13:43.452 It can't be over. Come on, think. 00:13:43.536 --> 00:13:47.248 With our brains and your gift for reckless, antisocial behavior 00:13:47.289 --> 00:13:49.875 there's got to be something else we can do. 00:13:51.377 --> 00:13:54.547 I've never felt more alive. 00:13:54.588 --> 00:13:57.258 We're outlaws. Whoo! 00:13:57.299 --> 00:13:58.592 This rocks! 00:13:58.634 --> 00:14:01.595 Hey, I think 45 minutes of rubbing out corns 00:14:01.637 --> 00:14:04.390 is worth at least an hour joyride. 00:14:04.390 --> 00:14:06.892 At the best, you ignored us. 00:14:06.934 --> 00:14:09.478 At the worst, you tormented us. 00:14:09.562 --> 00:14:11.897 Now, the tables have turned. 00:14:11.939 --> 00:14:15.150 The Krelboynes are mobile. 00:14:15.234 --> 00:14:18.237 Behold our derring-do! 00:14:19.405 --> 00:14:20.447 What? 00:14:20.489 --> 00:14:22.157 What's going on? 00:14:40.634 --> 00:14:41.969 She saw me. She saw me. 00:14:42.011 --> 00:14:43.262 I am so dead. 00:14:43.262 --> 00:14:44.763 We're all dead. 00:14:44.805 --> 00:14:46.682 I'm not going to get into a good college. 00:14:46.765 --> 00:14:48.267 Mom is going to kill me. 00:14:48.309 --> 00:14:49.810 We should just end this. 00:14:49.852 --> 00:14:53.439 We should drive off a cliff, like Thelma and Louise. 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:56.817 Why does everything end in a group suicide with you? 00:14:56.859 --> 00:14:58.611 Okay, okay. Stop panicking. 00:14:58.652 --> 00:15:01.447 Let's all just calm down, and think about this, okay? 00:15:01.488 --> 00:15:03.699 Okay, first of all, I don't think she saw you guys. 00:15:04.116 --> 00:15:06.994 So there's no reason we all should get in trouble, and... 00:15:07.036 --> 00:15:08.621 Guys? 00:15:14.001 --> 00:15:16.337 Stevie, want some help? 00:15:16.378 --> 00:15:19.048 Pop... the trunk. 00:15:20.716 --> 00:15:22.134 Entrez. 00:15:22.134 --> 00:15:24.803 Sir, it's about Richie. Is he all right? 00:15:24.845 --> 00:15:26.680 He's more than all right, he's in heaven. 00:15:26.722 --> 00:15:28.807 Don't you think you've been letting him slide a little? 00:15:28.849 --> 00:15:31.018 Yes. You're letting him get away with murder. 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:32.061 I certainly am. 00:15:32.144 --> 00:15:33.646 Are you aware that he thinks 00:15:33.646 --> 00:15:35.022 he's immune to any punishment? 00:15:35.064 --> 00:15:36.815 That he can do whatever he wants? 00:15:36.857 --> 00:15:38.484 I am, and he can. 00:15:38.525 --> 00:15:40.027 Sir... 00:15:40.069 --> 00:15:42.154 are you just messing with my head? 00:15:42.154 --> 00:15:44.823 It's not always about you, Cadet. 00:15:44.865 --> 00:15:46.700 Well, then, what is it? 00:15:48.744 --> 00:15:52.539 Francis, I'm not an idiot. 00:15:52.581 --> 00:15:55.668 Don't you think that I know Richie is a moron? 00:15:55.709 --> 00:15:56.919 Hell, he is a cancer. 00:15:57.002 --> 00:15:59.171 He is a cancer to be eradicated. 00:15:59.213 --> 00:16:02.508 If Richie's attitude spread to the other cadets, 00:16:02.549 --> 00:16:06.011 there's no telling what it would do to Marlin. 00:16:06.053 --> 00:16:08.180 What do you mean? You're treating him like a god. 00:16:08.222 --> 00:16:11.934 And that makes the other cadets furious, doesn't it? 00:16:12.017 --> 00:16:14.103 It makes them want to hurt him... 00:16:14.186 --> 00:16:16.105 to hurt your little friend? 00:16:16.188 --> 00:16:18.857 Wait a minute... you're turning us against him. 00:16:18.899 --> 00:16:21.360 You want us to get rid of Richie ourselves. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.029 Bravo, Cadet. 00:16:24.071 --> 00:16:27.866 You see, every threat to Marlin must be treated differently. 00:16:27.908 --> 00:16:30.869 You, Francis, had to be beaten down, like a dog. 00:16:30.911 --> 00:16:34.790 Richie is being killed with kindness... 00:16:34.873 --> 00:16:38.877 or at least pummeled into unconsciousness. 00:16:38.919 --> 00:16:40.879 Oh, that is pretty clever, sir. 00:16:40.921 --> 00:16:43.799 But what makes you think I won't just tell Richie 00:16:43.882 --> 00:16:44.925 about your plan? 00:16:44.967 --> 00:16:46.093 Oh, feel free. 00:16:46.135 --> 00:16:47.886 But I don't think you will. 00:16:47.928 --> 00:16:49.888 He's my best friend. Why wouldn't I tell him? 00:16:49.930 --> 00:16:51.390 Because you hate him, too. 00:16:51.390 --> 00:16:53.892 You're resentful of all the special privileges 00:16:53.934 --> 00:16:55.894 that he gets-- the expensive dinners, 00:16:55.936 --> 00:16:57.896 the use of the Academy golf cart... 00:16:57.938 --> 00:16:59.898 the way he gets shiatsu massages 00:16:59.940 --> 00:17:01.859 when the rest of you are suffering 00:17:01.859 --> 00:17:02.985 through survival training. 00:17:03.068 --> 00:17:04.570 That doesn't matter. 00:17:04.570 --> 00:17:05.946 Of course I would tell him. 00:17:05.988 --> 00:17:07.406 I would be a traitor if I didn't. 00:17:07.406 --> 00:17:10.117 You would be, wouldn't you? 00:17:13.620 --> 00:17:15.080 Richie... 00:17:15.122 --> 00:17:16.457 No time to talk, man. 00:17:16.498 --> 00:17:18.083 Wait, this is important. 00:17:18.125 --> 00:17:19.084 Dude, watch it. 00:17:19.126 --> 00:17:21.086 This shirt was a gift from Edwin. 00:17:21.128 --> 00:17:22.087 It cost 200 bucks. 00:17:22.129 --> 00:17:24.089 Richie, I'm trying to tell you something. 00:17:24.131 --> 00:17:25.758 Well, you'd better say it quick. 00:17:25.758 --> 00:17:27.926 Edwin'll freak if I'm late for the match. 00:17:27.968 --> 00:17:30.429 We've got early dinner reservations. 00:17:30.429 --> 00:17:31.597 You know what? 00:17:31.638 --> 00:17:32.931 It can wait. 00:17:32.931 --> 00:17:33.932 Fine. 00:17:36.977 --> 00:17:37.936 No, wait. 00:17:37.978 --> 00:17:39.313 I have to tell you this. 00:17:39.354 --> 00:17:41.940 You're my friend, and I owe it to you. 00:17:41.982 --> 00:17:43.609 Spangler is only being nice to you 00:17:43.609 --> 00:17:46.195 so that we all hate you and beat the snot out of you. 00:17:46.278 --> 00:17:48.363 I can't believe it. 00:17:48.447 --> 00:17:49.782 I know. 00:17:49.823 --> 00:17:52.367 You're jealous of me and Edwin being buds, 00:17:52.451 --> 00:17:55.329 so you're trying to shove a wedge between us. 00:17:55.370 --> 00:17:57.539 That's sad, man. 00:17:57.623 --> 00:17:59.958 Just remember I told you. 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:00.959 Whatever, man. 00:18:01.001 --> 00:18:03.796 Sour grapes. 00:18:03.796 --> 00:18:05.297 But I told you. 00:18:05.339 --> 00:18:06.298 Whatever. 00:18:07.549 --> 00:18:10.719 RICHIE: Hey, dudes, cool hoods. 00:18:13.180 --> 00:18:15.182 Ow! 00:18:16.391 --> 00:18:17.643 Think! Think! 00:18:17.643 --> 00:18:19.061 I'm a genius. 00:18:19.144 --> 00:18:21.647 I can think of something. 00:18:21.688 --> 00:18:23.649 Why can't I think of something? 00:18:23.649 --> 00:18:27.152 Where you been, car thief? 00:18:27.194 --> 00:18:29.404 Come back to steal my jewelry? 00:18:29.488 --> 00:18:30.656 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:18:30.656 --> 00:18:31.740 It was a horrible mistake. 00:18:32.241 --> 00:18:34.034 Oh, my God, my mom's here. 00:18:34.076 --> 00:18:35.828 What am I going to do? 00:18:37.412 --> 00:18:39.706 You're a good lady. You're a good person. 00:18:39.748 --> 00:18:41.500 Please, if you have any shred of decency 00:18:41.500 --> 00:18:43.168 you'll give me a five-second head start 00:18:43.210 --> 00:18:44.878 so I can head towards Mexico. 00:18:46.505 --> 00:18:48.006 Please, I'm begging you. 00:18:48.048 --> 00:18:50.092 You don't know what she's capable of. 00:18:54.721 --> 00:18:56.682 Malcolm, get your things. We're going home. 00:18:56.723 --> 00:18:58.350 I am so sorry for all of this. 00:18:58.392 --> 00:18:59.685 Sorry for what? 00:18:59.685 --> 00:19:00.769 My son stole your car... 00:19:00.853 --> 00:19:02.354 and he was out joyriding in it. 00:19:02.396 --> 00:19:03.522 Joyriding? 00:19:03.564 --> 00:19:05.023 That was no joyride for me. 00:19:05.065 --> 00:19:07.276 I was passed out in the backseat. 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:08.026 What? 00:19:08.068 --> 00:19:09.570 I made a mistake 00:19:09.611 --> 00:19:11.864 with my medication, and he drove me to the hospital. 00:19:11.864 --> 00:19:13.240 Huh? 00:19:13.282 --> 00:19:16.201 He was driving you to the hospital? 00:19:16.243 --> 00:19:18.120 Yes, who else is going to do it? 00:19:18.203 --> 00:19:20.205 I'm just an old woman. I live alone. 00:19:20.247 --> 00:19:22.583 Malcolm, when there's an emergency, 00:19:22.624 --> 00:19:24.209 you should come to us. 00:19:24.251 --> 00:19:25.878 Yeah, you're right. 00:19:25.919 --> 00:19:28.046 I don't know what I was thinking. 00:19:28.046 --> 00:19:29.089 Because I wasn't thinking 00:19:29.131 --> 00:19:31.925 and I just did it. 00:19:31.967 --> 00:19:33.218 I'm sorry. 00:19:33.260 --> 00:19:35.304 And I... yeah. 00:19:35.387 --> 00:19:38.265 Well, it was pretty quick thinking. 00:19:38.307 --> 00:19:39.892 He's a good boy. 00:19:39.933 --> 00:19:42.477 I don't know what I would have done without him. 00:19:42.561 --> 00:19:43.312 Thanks. 00:19:43.395 --> 00:19:45.063 In fact, he's so kind... 00:19:45.105 --> 00:19:47.399 he offered to come help me before school 00:19:47.399 --> 00:19:48.817 every day, too. 00:19:49.985 --> 00:19:51.570 Before school? 00:19:51.612 --> 00:19:52.738 Really? 00:19:52.779 --> 00:19:55.115 I thought that was too much, too. 00:19:55.157 --> 00:19:58.744 Especially since these old bones heal so slowly... 00:19:58.785 --> 00:20:00.245 it'll be months. 00:20:01.413 --> 00:20:03.248 But he insisted. 00:20:03.290 --> 00:20:05.459 Didn't you? 00:20:05.500 --> 00:20:07.127 Yeah. 00:20:07.169 --> 00:20:10.088 Ooh, these corns are burning. 00:20:10.130 --> 00:20:12.633 You'd better go get the lotion. 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:15.844 Well, I'll leave you to your work. 00:20:15.844 --> 00:20:18.430 Guess you won't be coming home for supper. 00:20:18.472 --> 00:20:21.600 And to think, I was all ready to punish you. 00:20:26.271 --> 00:20:27.940 Don't just stand there, thief. 00:20:27.981 --> 00:20:29.942 Let's go. 00:20:31.443 --> 00:20:32.945 Hey! 00:20:32.986 --> 00:20:34.780 Here's your stupid backpack back. 00:20:34.780 --> 00:20:36.448 BOY: What's up with the flower field? 00:20:36.448 --> 00:20:38.450 Hey, Percy, I love your purse. 00:20:38.492 --> 00:20:40.953 It's for his own good. 00:20:40.994 --> 00:20:42.454 It's a book bag. 00:20:42.454 --> 00:20:43.956 It's a girl's purse. 00:20:43.997 --> 00:20:44.957 That makes you a girl. 00:20:44.998 --> 00:20:45.958 No, it doesn't. 00:20:45.999 --> 00:20:47.626 Are you calling me a liar? 00:20:48.168 --> 00:20:49.169 Aah! Get him! 00:21:01.348 --> 00:21:03.141 Nice!