WEBVTT 00:00:13.820 --> 00:00:15.650 I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker. 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:18.450 That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this. 00:00:18.530 --> 00:00:19.660 Pretty cool, right? 00:00:20.370 --> 00:00:21.200 Walk with me. 00:00:21.700 --> 00:00:24.540 For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City. 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:28.540 Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys, 00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:31.290 and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids. 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:32.920 It's not like I hate them or anything. 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:35.630 It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy." 00:00:35.710 --> 00:00:36.550 I don't care. 00:00:37.090 --> 00:00:38.090 Look at my birds. 00:00:39.930 --> 00:00:41.850 So anyway, I quit my job, 00:00:41.930 --> 00:00:45.270 I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm. 00:00:45.350 --> 00:00:47.850 I got land, I got animals, 00:00:48.440 --> 00:00:50.480 and best of all I have this. 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:53.070 The ultimate maker workshop! 00:00:53.570 --> 00:00:57.990 Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things. 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:00.950 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 00:01:01.950 --> 00:01:05.330 Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress-- 00:01:05.410 --> 00:01:06.910 "Bag"? We can just-- 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.370 Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny. 00:01:09.460 --> 00:01:11.880 Can we please get on with it? Anyway… 00:01:11.960 --> 00:01:14.960 So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever. 00:01:15.050 --> 00:01:17.260 I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right? 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:18.300 So I agreed. 00:01:19.050 --> 00:01:21.050 Then I found out who I'd be working for. 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:22.050 Jimmy! 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:23.470 -Hi. -Hi! 00:01:23.550 --> 00:01:24.470 Jimmy! 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:25.390 Hey, Jimmy. 00:01:25.470 --> 00:01:26.600 What do you want? 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:28.480 Okay, Mr. Grouch. 00:01:29.690 --> 00:01:34.150 Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints. 00:01:34.230 --> 00:01:37.650 Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me. 00:01:37.740 --> 00:01:38.570 Say hi, guys. 00:01:38.650 --> 00:01:39.490 -Howdy! -Hello! 00:01:39.570 --> 00:01:42.570 That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything. 00:01:42.660 --> 00:01:44.780 It's really annoying, but he's good at it. 00:01:44.870 --> 00:01:46.330 That's Derek, my best friend. 00:01:46.410 --> 00:01:49.540 Big guy and even bigger softie. 00:01:50.330 --> 00:01:51.500 This is Graz. 00:01:51.580 --> 00:01:53.080 Good maker, bad jokes. 00:01:53.580 --> 00:01:54.880 And Canadian Pat. 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:58.460 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 00:01:58.550 --> 00:01:59.550 Let's have some fun. 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.600 Together, we'll take pitches on this. 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:08.270 Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with. 00:02:08.350 --> 00:02:10.520 The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig. 00:02:10.600 --> 00:02:13.270 -Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop? 00:02:13.350 --> 00:02:15.150 -Yes. 00:02:15.230 --> 00:02:18.320 If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not-- 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:19.360 Next! 00:02:19.440 --> 00:02:20.610 -Next! -No way. 00:02:20.690 --> 00:02:22.070 -Next! -Shut up! 00:02:22.150 --> 00:02:24.030 -Some builds will be good. 00:02:24.110 --> 00:02:25.950 Dino Taco Toilet. 00:02:26.030 --> 00:02:27.530 Are you not entertained? 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:29.200 Some builds will be bad. 00:02:29.290 --> 00:02:31.540 Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:02:31.620 --> 00:02:32.670 Make a bigger handle! 00:02:32.750 --> 00:02:34.790 But all of them will be absolutely pointless. 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:37.000 -Yeah! -That is disgusting. 00:02:38.250 --> 00:02:39.920 Whoa! 00:02:40.510 --> 00:02:43.720 -I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this. 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:45.890 -Go, Graz! 00:02:45.970 --> 00:02:48.970 Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do. 00:02:49.060 --> 00:02:52.020 -Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun! 00:02:52.810 --> 00:02:54.810 We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up… 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:57.900 I want it to be a guitar boat that floats. 00:02:57.980 --> 00:02:59.110 You're onto something there. 00:02:59.190 --> 00:03:00.780 …it can be built. 00:03:01.780 --> 00:03:03.110 Oh! 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:04.780 That is so cool! 00:03:04.860 --> 00:03:06.780 Hey, it might even inspire them to build 00:03:06.870 --> 00:03:08.990 outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever. 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:10.910 -Do I wanna do it? 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.500 Dumbest thing we've ever made. 00:03:12.580 --> 00:03:15.670 Not really. But this isn't about me, is it? 00:03:15.750 --> 00:03:17.880 -So here we are. -You better get to work! 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:19.960 Funny how their dreams are my nightmare. 00:03:21.260 --> 00:03:23.260 Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun. 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:24.170 Whatever. 00:03:37.592 --> 00:03:39.677 -Can I have some more nuts? 00:03:43.014 --> 00:03:44.766 You just gave me all raisins! 00:03:45.767 --> 00:03:48.102 Pat, what are raisins called in Canada? 00:03:48.186 --> 00:03:49.270 Dried raisin. 00:03:49.771 --> 00:03:52.899 They call grapes raisins, and they call these dried raisins. 00:03:52.982 --> 00:03:54.817 This is a glitch in the Matrix right now. 00:03:54.901 --> 00:03:57.153 This doesn't make sense. Would you like a raisin? 00:03:57.237 --> 00:03:58.071 Yeah. Please. 00:03:59.322 --> 00:04:01.866 -Oh. Little higher. -Almost went into his pocket. 00:04:01.950 --> 00:04:03.952 -I don't wanna waste my nuts. -Oh! 00:04:04.452 --> 00:04:05.411 So close, Graz. 00:04:07.247 --> 00:04:08.373 It went in and out. 00:04:08.456 --> 00:04:09.666 Go like this, first. 00:04:10.166 --> 00:04:11.042 Wait. No. 00:04:11.125 --> 00:04:12.168 Pat. 00:04:12.252 --> 00:04:14.087 -You got it! -Oh! 00:04:14.170 --> 00:04:16.673 -What just happened there? 00:04:19.217 --> 00:04:20.176 -Ready? -Yeah. 00:04:20.260 --> 00:04:22.512 We have kids' pitches. Let's get this over with. 00:04:22.595 --> 00:04:23.846 All right. 00:04:24.347 --> 00:04:25.848 I'm gonna sit on Pat's lap. 00:04:25.932 --> 00:04:27.475 First kid up. Let's go. 00:04:27.558 --> 00:04:28.393 Hi! 00:04:28.476 --> 00:04:29.519 -Hi! -Oh boy. 00:04:29.602 --> 00:04:30.687 What are your names? 00:04:30.770 --> 00:04:33.690 My name is Locke, and I'm nine. 00:04:33.773 --> 00:04:36.442 Lianne, and I am six. 00:04:36.526 --> 00:04:38.278 I'm Addy, and this is Wilson. 00:04:38.361 --> 00:04:39.529 Nevaeh. 00:04:39.612 --> 00:04:42.240 Nevaeh, is this a YouTube makeup tutorial? 00:04:42.323 --> 00:04:44.534 I totally have too much ChapStick on! 00:04:44.617 --> 00:04:45.451 You and Graz. 00:04:45.535 --> 00:04:46.661 What? No. 00:04:46.744 --> 00:04:48.121 -Yeah. No! 00:04:48.204 --> 00:04:49.956 Where in the world are you guys? 00:04:50.039 --> 00:04:51.624 We're in California. 00:04:51.708 --> 00:04:53.418 What highway do you take to school? 00:04:53.501 --> 00:04:55.003 We take the 10 freeway. 00:04:55.086 --> 00:04:57.630 Do you take the 10 to the 405 to the 5? 00:04:57.714 --> 00:04:59.007 No. We do not. 00:04:59.090 --> 00:05:01.175 -Leave them alone. They're nice kids. 00:05:01.259 --> 00:05:02.885 You guys have some ideas for me? 00:05:02.969 --> 00:05:06.264 An animal avenger ATV course. 00:05:06.347 --> 00:05:08.975 And it's with a volcano in the middle 00:05:09.058 --> 00:05:13.980 that shoots out slime lava with a river with crocodiles. 00:05:14.063 --> 00:05:16.816 -Might as well throw bees in. -Yeah. How about killer bees? 00:05:16.899 --> 00:05:18.568 -No. No. -No. 00:05:18.651 --> 00:05:21.446 -No. That would be ridiculous. 00:05:21.529 --> 00:05:23.656 It's called Cupquake Kitchen. 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:24.991 Cupquake Kitchen. 00:05:25.074 --> 00:05:26.993 -I like the name. -It's a good brand name. 00:05:27.076 --> 00:05:29.579 Yeah. It's a trampoline dance party. 00:05:29.662 --> 00:05:31.205 Trampoline dance party? 00:05:31.289 --> 00:05:33.499 We actually have a model. 00:05:33.583 --> 00:05:34.709 A model? 00:05:34.792 --> 00:05:36.669 You put eight marshmallows down, 00:05:36.753 --> 00:05:38.671 and you melted them into puffcakes. 00:05:38.755 --> 00:05:39.797 Seven marshmallows. 00:05:39.881 --> 00:05:42.050 -Yeah. -More like seven. 00:05:44.719 --> 00:05:48.056 It's called Cupquake Kitchen because at random times 00:05:48.139 --> 00:05:51.809 it does a random earthquake sound, and you have to dance for ten seconds. 00:05:51.893 --> 00:05:54.645 You realize dancing is not in my contract. 00:05:57.065 --> 00:05:58.191 No. 00:05:58.274 --> 00:05:59.525 Not gonna watch. 00:05:59.609 --> 00:06:03.821 -Locke, what music do you like? -My favorite music is country. 00:06:03.905 --> 00:06:05.990 Yeah. Next. Get them out. Get them out. 00:06:06.074 --> 00:06:09.535 So you want me to create a hurricane, a volcano, a waterfall. 00:06:09.619 --> 00:06:11.496 What actually do you want me to make? 00:06:11.579 --> 00:06:14.040 You just asked me to create like 13 miracles. 00:06:14.123 --> 00:06:17.335 You're just jealous 'cause our ideas are better than yours. 00:06:18.252 --> 00:06:20.713 I think I'm on TV, and you're on a Zoom call. 00:06:21.881 --> 00:06:24.217 -You guys know what this means? -He's warming it up. 00:06:24.300 --> 00:06:26.135 -You like country music? - Yeah. 00:06:26.219 --> 00:06:29.847 Interesting. You could write a sad song about how you were swiped off a TV show. 00:06:31.474 --> 00:06:32.600 -Heartless. -Next. 00:06:32.683 --> 00:06:35.686 Now on one, two, three we go like this. One, two, three. 00:06:35.770 --> 00:06:36.604 No! 00:06:38.940 --> 00:06:41.734 -It's never not funny. -We're gonna sleep on the idea. 00:06:41.818 --> 00:06:44.529 Like they say in Hollywood, "Don't call us, we'll call you." 00:06:44.612 --> 00:06:45.822 Thanks, Jimmy Fallon! 00:06:45.905 --> 00:06:47.865 -Bye! 00:06:50.159 --> 00:06:51.953 Is it hot in here, or is it me? 00:06:52.036 --> 00:06:53.538 -These ideas suck. -Definitely not you. 00:06:54.539 --> 00:06:56.624 Oh! What's up, buddy? What's your name? 00:06:56.707 --> 00:06:59.043 Hi. My name is Jayden Han. 00:06:59.127 --> 00:07:00.920 Where are you? What city are you in? 00:07:01.003 --> 00:07:02.797 Uh, Garden Grove, California. 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:04.048 Okay. How old are you? 00:07:04.132 --> 00:07:06.217 I am almost 12 years old. 00:07:06.300 --> 00:07:08.719 -I thought you were gonna say 32. 00:07:08.803 --> 00:07:10.513 What do you wanna be when you grow up? 00:07:10.596 --> 00:07:12.432 I would love to be an actor when I grow up. 00:07:12.515 --> 00:07:13.433 Really? 00:07:13.516 --> 00:07:15.268 Can you do Christopher Walken? 00:07:16.394 --> 00:07:18.104 No. I don't think so. 00:07:18.187 --> 00:07:21.149 Come on. You gotta do Christopher Walken. 00:07:22.650 --> 00:07:25.278 How about DeNiro? Can you do DeNiro? 00:07:25.778 --> 00:07:28.364 -Uh… -You gotta do just a little bit. 00:07:28.448 --> 00:07:31.617 I don't know who anybody you guys talk about is. 00:07:31.701 --> 00:07:34.579 -I never get the references either. -All right. All right. 00:07:34.662 --> 00:07:36.205 Do you have an idea for us? 00:07:36.289 --> 00:07:39.333 -Ah, yes. I'm in love with music. -Okay. 00:07:39.417 --> 00:07:42.253 And of my favorite instruments is the guitar. 00:07:42.336 --> 00:07:47.925 So I would love for you to make me a guitar. 00:07:48.009 --> 00:07:50.178 -You want me to make you a guitar? -Let's do it. 00:07:50.261 --> 00:07:51.304 Yes. -That's it? 00:07:51.387 --> 00:07:54.390 Say yeah before he complicates it. -A gigantic guitar. 00:07:54.474 --> 00:07:58.352 No. I want it as big as a boat. 00:07:58.436 --> 00:08:03.441 I want it to be a guitar-boat that floats on water! 00:08:04.275 --> 00:08:06.194 -Just give up. 00:08:06.277 --> 00:08:07.695 So wait… So you started, 00:08:07.778 --> 00:08:10.323 "I want a guitar." Then, "I want a big guitar." 00:08:10.406 --> 00:08:12.825 "I want it big as a boat." "I want it to be a boat." 00:08:12.909 --> 00:08:14.368 Tell me how you see the boat. 00:08:14.452 --> 00:08:16.787 Where does somebody sit? What happens? How does it work? 00:08:16.871 --> 00:08:20.917 Well, lucky for you, I have a design up my sleeve. 00:08:21.501 --> 00:08:23.044 Oh boy. 00:08:23.127 --> 00:08:25.880 -It's a beauty. Isn't it? -More planning than you've done, Jimmy. 00:08:25.963 --> 00:08:30.343 These fret things would be the seats, and they would be humongous. 00:08:30.426 --> 00:08:33.095 So if those are the seats, that thing is 85 feet long. 00:08:33.179 --> 00:08:36.182 -We're all gonna sit on this thing. -I'm not building you a cruise ship. 00:08:36.265 --> 00:08:37.517 Fair enough. 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:39.977 -I like the idea of a big guitar. -Me too. 00:08:40.061 --> 00:08:42.438 -I like the idea of a big guitar boat. -How big? 00:08:42.522 --> 00:08:45.900 My canoe is on the wall. I mean, that's 17 feet long. 00:08:45.983 --> 00:08:49.028 What if we made a guitar boat that was big enough for two guys? 00:08:49.111 --> 00:08:51.030 One Pat Lap and one Graz? 00:08:51.113 --> 00:08:53.074 It'll fit one and a half people. 00:08:53.157 --> 00:08:55.117 Low-hanging fruit, I wish I could reach it. 00:08:55.201 --> 00:08:57.912 So, what if we used the paddles, 00:08:57.995 --> 00:09:00.081 and it was big guitar picks at the end? 00:09:00.164 --> 00:09:02.708 Oh, a big… Oh yeah. That's a good idea. 00:09:02.792 --> 00:09:05.127 You like that idea? What is the yellow thing? 00:09:05.211 --> 00:09:09.382 Oh, this is just the design. I want it to be like a bolt. 00:09:09.465 --> 00:09:11.676 Yeah. It just looks really cool. 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:14.262 You want it to be different than the other guitar boats? 00:09:14.345 --> 00:09:16.222 You're dang right I do! 00:09:18.140 --> 00:09:19.392 I, I, I like this idea. 00:09:19.475 --> 00:09:22.061 You guys like this idea to make a big, giant guitar boat? 00:09:22.144 --> 00:09:25.356 -It won't look like that drawing. -It could be really fun. 00:09:25.439 --> 00:09:27.984 -Jayden, we're gonna make your guitar. -Yes! Yes! 00:09:28.693 --> 00:09:29.735 See you. 00:09:31.612 --> 00:09:33.781 Strumbody's gonna be happy. 00:09:33.864 --> 00:09:34.782 What? 00:09:34.865 --> 00:09:37.535 Strumbody's gonna be really happy if we make it. 00:09:38.953 --> 00:09:41.122 Tune in later in the show when we build this guitar. 00:09:41.205 --> 00:09:43.165 -Strum? Oh, that's good. -Tune. 00:09:43.791 --> 00:09:46.168 Jimmy, you really changed your tune on that one. 00:09:46.252 --> 00:09:47.920 Oh, that's a good one. 00:09:48.004 --> 00:09:49.880 Horrible. Let's get to work. 00:09:58.472 --> 00:10:00.266 So this is a boat, 00:10:01.017 --> 00:10:04.228 and this is a guitar. 00:10:04.312 --> 00:10:05.938 We're gonna combine them. 00:10:06.022 --> 00:10:09.859 I see the body of the guitar being made with plywood and some bendy plywood. 00:10:09.942 --> 00:10:13.154 I'm seeing about eight feet, nine feet from here to here. 00:10:13.237 --> 00:10:14.822 Eight feet for a sheet of plywood. 00:10:14.905 --> 00:10:16.824 Eight feet for a sheet of plywood. You got it. 00:10:16.907 --> 00:10:18.367 Keep the numbers easy. 00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:20.578 This will be the front of the boat. If somebody's here… 00:10:20.661 --> 00:10:21.495 Yeah. 00:10:21.579 --> 00:10:23.706 We'll do big cut-outs so people can hang out. 00:10:23.789 --> 00:10:24.624 Yeah. 00:10:24.707 --> 00:10:27.460 Making a big guitar is one thing, but we have to make it float. 00:10:27.543 --> 00:10:29.170 So we gotta make it buoyant. 00:10:30.504 --> 00:10:31.922 That's a fun word. Buoyant. 00:10:32.006 --> 00:10:34.300 -"Boint"? "Boint." -"Boint"? 00:10:34.383 --> 00:10:35.217 Buoyant. 00:10:35.301 --> 00:10:37.637 -Buoyant. That's what I said. -Buoyant? 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:39.972 Is that before an adult ant? It's a "boy ant"? 00:10:40.056 --> 00:10:41.724 -Ha! 00:10:42.558 --> 00:10:43.976 You'll make a good dad. 00:10:44.060 --> 00:10:46.187 We're also gonna have to make it waterproof 00:10:46.270 --> 00:10:48.272 in the way that we're gonna have to put epoxy. 00:10:48.356 --> 00:10:52.109 Maybe we'll get fancy, and we'll do some veneer, like some Walnut veneer. 00:10:52.193 --> 00:10:55.613 Jackman, we're gonna rely on your carving capabilities and making the whole neck. 00:10:55.696 --> 00:10:56.989 All right, I can do that. 00:10:57.073 --> 00:10:59.033 Let's not forget the kid wanted a lightning bolt. 00:10:59.116 --> 00:11:01.077 So we gotta do some sorta wood burning on the top. 00:11:01.160 --> 00:11:03.788 What's that? You put the two electrodes on the sides, 00:11:03.871 --> 00:11:05.665 and then a lightning bolt goes… 00:11:05.748 --> 00:11:07.083 -Lichtenberg? -We do that. 00:11:07.166 --> 00:11:10.753 We can make lightning bolts burn in on the top. It'll look really cool. 00:11:10.836 --> 00:11:14.090 We talked a little bit about making the paddles look like guitar chips. 00:11:14.173 --> 00:11:15.424 -Picks. -Picks. 00:11:15.508 --> 00:11:18.010 -You never say guitar chip? -A guitar chip? 00:11:18.094 --> 00:11:19.303 -Yeah. -No. 00:11:19.387 --> 00:11:21.806 I've been saying guitar chip my whole life. 00:11:21.889 --> 00:11:23.516 He plays guitar with a Dorito. 00:11:23.599 --> 00:11:25.726 Your mother gave you some bad information. 00:11:25.810 --> 00:11:27.436 Derek and I will take care of the body. 00:11:27.520 --> 00:11:30.648 Jackman, you work on the neck with Graz's help. 00:11:30.731 --> 00:11:33.150 -Pat, you work on the paddle chips. -Yeah. 00:11:33.234 --> 00:11:34.944 We'll get this thing coming together. 00:11:35.027 --> 00:11:38.197 -I'll do the lightning bolts too. -Work on the bolts, but be careful. 00:11:38.280 --> 00:11:39.782 -It's dangerous. -Perfect. 00:11:39.865 --> 00:11:42.159 Let's get materials. Let's get started. 00:11:42.243 --> 00:11:46.122 All right. Well, if I don't get electrocuted, at least I'll drown. 00:11:51.001 --> 00:11:53.379 I have a design up my sleeve. 00:11:53.462 --> 00:11:55.256 That floats on water! 00:12:03.097 --> 00:12:06.767 We gotta make it buoyant We gotta make it float. 00:12:07.518 --> 00:12:08.853 Guitar boat. 00:12:08.936 --> 00:12:10.396 Guitar boat. 00:12:23.242 --> 00:12:24.910 The first thing you and I have to do 00:12:24.994 --> 00:12:27.788 is figure out what the body is gonna be shaped like. 00:12:29.623 --> 00:12:32.334 The challenge with this build is that we have to build a guitar 00:12:32.418 --> 00:12:35.880 that's big enough to hold two people but light enough to float. 00:12:35.963 --> 00:12:38.924 Okay, what we're gonna do is use this sheet of plywood 00:12:39.008 --> 00:12:40.634 to make our first quadrant. 00:12:40.718 --> 00:12:43.721 The guitar body is gonna be made in two quadrants on the top 00:12:43.804 --> 00:12:44.930 and two on the bottom. 00:12:45.014 --> 00:12:49.602 So we need four pieces to make up the full top and back of the guitar. 00:12:49.685 --> 00:12:52.855 And once we establish the shape of this one quarter, 00:12:52.938 --> 00:12:54.565 we'll use it to make the other three. 00:12:54.648 --> 00:12:55.483 All right. 00:12:55.566 --> 00:12:57.735 We're gonna use this ruler to create some fair curves. 00:12:57.818 --> 00:13:02.198 A guitar body has a pretty simple shape, but we wanna make sure we get it right. 00:13:02.281 --> 00:13:03.324 Go slow. 00:13:03.407 --> 00:13:07.995 Because any mistake on this first piece is gonna get copied to the other pieces. 00:13:08.078 --> 00:13:09.038 I'm a good marker. 00:13:09.121 --> 00:13:11.540 Unlike our other builds, we're not covering this guitar 00:13:11.624 --> 00:13:13.209 with a bunch of foam and paint. 00:13:13.292 --> 00:13:15.127 -That's it. There you go. -Nice. 00:13:15.211 --> 00:13:17.546 We wanna keep it natural so it looks real. 00:13:17.630 --> 00:13:18.881 Let's get cutting. 00:13:21.133 --> 00:13:23.177 We're scoring this cut with a razor blade… 00:13:23.260 --> 00:13:24.595 One down, three to go. 00:13:24.678 --> 00:13:26.764 …and smoothing it out with a router, 00:13:27.306 --> 00:13:30.559 to give us a nice, clean edge as this build unfolds. 00:13:30.643 --> 00:13:34.271 This looks like we're just building a sign for the Hard Rock Cafe. 00:13:34.355 --> 00:13:35.981 That's what I was thinking. 00:13:36.065 --> 00:13:39.193 Now that we've got all four body pieces assembled… 00:13:40.402 --> 00:13:42.154 I've got some apple boxes. 00:13:42.238 --> 00:13:46.742 …we'll use apple boxes to hold them as we install the vertical supports. 00:13:51.622 --> 00:13:55.334 Not only does this structure give our boatman a place to sit, 00:13:55.417 --> 00:13:58.170 it also creates a nice, hollow air-filled interior 00:13:58.254 --> 00:13:59.964 to keep the boat light and floaty. 00:14:00.965 --> 00:14:03.676 -Done! -This one here's already a winner. 00:14:09.348 --> 00:14:10.808 All right. So what are we doing here? 00:14:10.891 --> 00:14:12.768 We're working on the neck of the guitar. 00:14:12.852 --> 00:14:14.895 We got butcher block here to work with. 00:14:15.020 --> 00:14:16.856 Bunch of different species, some oak and maple. 00:14:16.939 --> 00:14:18.440 Very heavy butcher block. 00:14:18.524 --> 00:14:21.068 We need weight. Buoyancy fun fact. 00:14:22.736 --> 00:14:24.905 Buoyancy fun fact. 00:14:25.531 --> 00:14:27.616 -No! Hold off on the buoyancy fun fact. 00:14:27.700 --> 00:14:29.743 Oops, I'll come back later. 00:14:32.329 --> 00:14:35.374 What we'll do is rip these down into strips and then glue them together, 00:14:35.457 --> 00:14:37.293 and that big lamination will become the neck. 00:14:37.376 --> 00:14:39.336 So, the size that they're doing, 00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:43.299 the neck should probably be roughly about a foot wide? 00:14:43.382 --> 00:14:46.969 About a foot wide. Then we'll figure out the thickness and length from there. 00:14:47.595 --> 00:14:50.639 We're stacking multiple layers of butcher block countertops together 00:14:50.723 --> 00:14:53.350 to give us the basic structure of our guitar neck, 00:14:53.434 --> 00:14:56.478 and then we'll carve everything down to give it the proper shape. 00:14:56.979 --> 00:14:58.480 Cool. Let's get ripping. 00:15:00.900 --> 00:15:01.901 It's so heavy. 00:15:03.277 --> 00:15:04.653 Very heavy butcher block. 00:15:05.571 --> 00:15:06.488 That's heavy. 00:15:06.572 --> 00:15:08.741 -You got it? -That's so heavy. 00:15:09.658 --> 00:15:11.327 I can do it with one arm. 00:15:12.578 --> 00:15:13.412 Jimmy! 00:15:13.996 --> 00:15:15.497 What is the concern? 00:15:15.581 --> 00:15:17.541 This is like a 1,000 pounds. 00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:19.501 Graz is concerned it's not gonna float. 00:15:19.585 --> 00:15:20.961 We're building a guitar submarine. 00:15:21.045 --> 00:15:23.881 As long as it's waterproof, it'll hold over 5,000 pounds. 00:15:24.423 --> 00:15:25.507 Buoyancy fun fact. 00:15:26.091 --> 00:15:29.762 Buoyancy is just the measurement of an object's ability to float on a fluid. 00:15:29.845 --> 00:15:31.597 You can calculate an object's buoyancy 00:15:31.680 --> 00:15:34.475 by finding the volume of water that it displaces 00:15:35.601 --> 00:15:37.937 and multiplying it by the density of the water, 00:15:38.020 --> 00:15:41.649 which, as everybody knows, is 62.4 pounds per cubic foot, 00:15:41.732 --> 00:15:43.359 and then compare that to total-- 00:15:43.442 --> 00:15:45.235 -Nerd. What? -Nerd. 00:15:46.153 --> 00:15:48.489 -I don't think Graz is-- -No. Just keep going. Yeah 00:15:49.323 --> 00:15:52.952 Look, this boat might be heavy, but it's also wide and flat, 00:15:53.035 --> 00:15:56.538 which means the water it displaces is gonna be even heavier. 00:15:56.622 --> 00:16:00.459 And so, because of that, it's gonna float… probably. 00:16:01.001 --> 00:16:03.796 -Graz and Pat plus the weight of the boat. -Nerd. 00:16:04.630 --> 00:16:06.757 -That can't be close to 5,000 pounds. -Nerd. 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:09.093 All right. Keep doing your math, nerd. 00:16:09.176 --> 00:16:10.010 Nerd. 00:16:11.011 --> 00:16:12.721 I'm just misunderstood. 00:16:14.223 --> 00:16:16.892 I'll trust that Jackman is right on the math. 00:16:16.976 --> 00:16:19.770 In the meantime, we're gonna focus on stacking, 00:16:20.729 --> 00:16:21.814 gluing, 00:16:22.731 --> 00:16:26.276 and carving these boards until they look like an actual guitar neck. 00:16:35.285 --> 00:16:37.496 This is a classic paddle. 00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:40.791 But I'm not classic. 00:16:42.751 --> 00:16:44.712 I'm going to do that the Pat way. 00:16:47.965 --> 00:16:49.091 Let's do that. 00:16:49.675 --> 00:16:53.387 First part is the handle, which I'm gonna make with that piece of walnut. 00:16:57.933 --> 00:17:01.645 Now, I'm heading over to the band saw to remove the bulk of the material, 00:17:02.813 --> 00:17:05.858 then I'm going to mount this on the lathe, and make this round. 00:17:10.070 --> 00:17:11.071 The grinder. 00:17:13.490 --> 00:17:14.408 Hey! 00:17:16.910 --> 00:17:17.995 Oh yes. 00:17:25.210 --> 00:17:27.046 We are laying out the acoustic hole. 00:17:27.129 --> 00:17:30.090 According to our calculations, it's about 16 inches. 00:17:30.174 --> 00:17:31.550 What a beauty. 00:17:32.384 --> 00:17:35.387 By taking measurements of a normal guitar and scaling them up, 00:17:35.471 --> 00:17:37.931 we know about where the sound hole's gonna be, 00:17:38.015 --> 00:17:40.100 but we might wanna make some adjustments. 00:17:40.184 --> 00:17:42.478 The hole may need to be further down. 00:17:42.561 --> 00:17:45.647 So I'll cut out the circle, we'll lay it out there. See how it goes. 00:17:48.025 --> 00:17:50.652 So Derek just cut out a circle, 00:17:50.736 --> 00:17:52.446 and I think it's an appropriate size. 00:17:52.529 --> 00:17:55.532 I think whatever Jimmy thinks looks right, is right. 00:17:55.616 --> 00:17:58.619 We'll use this now as a template to cut the hole. 00:18:04.291 --> 00:18:06.960 -We have a hole. -This is coming out all right, huh? 00:18:08.879 --> 00:18:10.547 Plywood gives you wings. 00:18:11.340 --> 00:18:14.009 What we have here is… Derek, would you like to explain? 00:18:14.093 --> 00:18:15.052 Bendy plywood. 00:18:15.135 --> 00:18:16.804 -And what does it do? -It bends. 00:18:16.887 --> 00:18:17.721 Around? 00:18:17.805 --> 00:18:19.264 Curved surfaces? 00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.225 -The side of our guitar. -Oh. 00:18:23.143 --> 00:18:26.563 This bendy plywood is made by taking thin strips of fine-grain wood 00:18:26.647 --> 00:18:29.149 and gluing them with their grains running parallel, 00:18:29.233 --> 00:18:32.528 so that they stay together while still being flexible. 00:18:32.611 --> 00:18:33.862 It's bendy. 00:18:33.946 --> 00:18:35.989 It does like the name implies. 00:18:36.073 --> 00:18:37.241 It bends. 00:18:37.324 --> 00:18:40.160 First, we'll glue a piece of the bendy plywood in place… 00:18:40.244 --> 00:18:41.620 -Here on the seam? -Yep. 00:18:41.703 --> 00:18:43.247 …so we can line it up. 00:18:43.330 --> 00:18:45.165 And then we add a few staples. 00:18:49.503 --> 00:18:52.172 Uhh, okay. Maybe a lot of staples. 00:18:52.256 --> 00:18:53.507 All right. 00:18:53.590 --> 00:18:55.467 And our boat has sides. 00:18:55.551 --> 00:18:58.262 It's gonna give this thing immediate strength. 00:19:03.142 --> 00:19:04.726 All right. Check it out! 00:19:05.310 --> 00:19:07.563 Wow! What do you got going on here, kid? 00:19:07.646 --> 00:19:09.606 -What do you think? -Um… 00:19:09.690 --> 00:19:11.066 Your car battery died? 00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:13.485 -We're not jumping my car. -Okay. 00:19:13.569 --> 00:19:15.571 We are making lightning bolts. 00:19:15.654 --> 00:19:17.322 Let me guess. Lichtenberg? 00:19:17.865 --> 00:19:18.699 Bam! 00:19:18.782 --> 00:19:21.702 Lichtenberg burning is a process of burning patterns into wood 00:19:21.785 --> 00:19:23.120 using electricity. 00:19:23.203 --> 00:19:27.624 We just cover the wood in conductive paste and run an electric charge across it. 00:19:27.708 --> 00:19:31.044 The results look like tiny lightning bolts burned into the wood. 00:19:31.128 --> 00:19:33.797 So electricity plus conductive liquid 00:19:33.881 --> 00:19:36.258 equals lightning bolts in wood. 00:19:36.341 --> 00:19:38.343 -This is electrolytes? -This is electrolytes. 00:19:38.427 --> 00:19:39.803 -Like Gatorade? -Exactly. 00:19:40.637 --> 00:19:41.930 But nothing like it. 00:19:42.014 --> 00:19:44.725 -Yeah. No? Okay. You ready? -I don't think so. 00:19:44.808 --> 00:19:47.269 Three, two, one. 00:19:49.021 --> 00:19:50.147 There it goes. 00:19:54.902 --> 00:19:56.862 Look at that. Fractals. 00:19:57.529 --> 00:19:59.531 Isn't that crazy how it does that? 00:20:09.416 --> 00:20:11.376 Whoo! Look at that. 00:20:11.460 --> 00:20:12.961 Wow. That looks great. 00:20:13.045 --> 00:20:14.588 I think Jayden's gonna like this. 00:20:14.671 --> 00:20:17.841 He asked for lightning bolts, we gave him lightning bolts. 00:20:17.925 --> 00:20:21.511 Let's go down to the barn, show Jimmy, and put this thing on the guitar. 00:20:22.596 --> 00:20:24.640 This is what you call poor man's wood filler. 00:20:24.723 --> 00:20:26.475 Glue and sawdust. 00:20:31.563 --> 00:20:34.691 I'm sanding out all the little bumps, nicks, banging in all the nails 00:20:34.775 --> 00:20:38.195 because now we're going to cover it with the final wood for the face. 00:20:38.278 --> 00:20:39.238 Walnut veneer. 00:20:39.321 --> 00:20:42.824 So we'll take this walnut veneer and put it on the outsides of our boat 00:20:42.908 --> 00:20:43.951 and move on. 00:20:44.034 --> 00:20:45.369 Two-twenty-six. 00:20:45.452 --> 00:20:47.579 There's no need to make a big thing of this. 00:20:49.414 --> 00:20:52.125 You're gonna make me make a big thing of this, aren't you? 00:20:52.626 --> 00:20:56.505 All right. Fine. I'll do it, but only in the form of soft rock. 00:20:56.588 --> 00:20:57.422 Huh? 00:20:59.758 --> 00:21:02.886 So how is veneer made, you ask? 00:21:04.096 --> 00:21:06.265 They take a big, giant razor blade, 00:21:06.348 --> 00:21:08.600 and the editors are gonna show you right here… 00:21:09.142 --> 00:21:12.229 Take a big razor blade and put a log against that razor blade, 00:21:12.312 --> 00:21:13.480 and you spin the log. 00:21:13.563 --> 00:21:15.107 Big industrial machinery. 00:21:15.190 --> 00:21:18.777 And they take a log and unroll it just like a roll of paper towels. 00:21:41.591 --> 00:21:44.803 Most of your overpriced dining tables have this on top. 00:21:45.554 --> 00:21:46.596 Not real wood. 00:21:48.890 --> 00:21:52.060 This is contact cement. It's called a dry-mount contact cement. 00:21:52.144 --> 00:21:53.854 Put it on both sides coming together. 00:21:53.937 --> 00:21:55.772 You let both sides dry, 00:21:55.856 --> 00:21:59.693 and then you push it together, and it stays forever. 00:22:00.277 --> 00:22:03.572 If you put it down wrong, you have to rip it off and start again with a new piece. 00:22:27.012 --> 00:22:28.180 Walnut, huh? 00:22:28.764 --> 00:22:29.973 It's a veneer. 00:22:30.057 --> 00:22:31.767 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fancy. 00:22:31.850 --> 00:22:33.477 I, I have a table like this. 00:22:33.560 --> 00:22:36.772 Me and Christina got married, we bought a table just like this. 00:22:36.855 --> 00:22:38.398 How much you pay for it? 00:22:38.482 --> 00:22:40.734 -A ton. -Interesting. 00:22:40.817 --> 00:22:42.319 See? What did I tell you? 00:22:42.402 --> 00:22:44.321 Everybody overpays for veneer. 00:22:58.335 --> 00:23:01.296 Jimmy, when you hurt your pinky in the table saw accident, 00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.215 were you still able to play? 00:23:03.298 --> 00:23:05.675 I was despondent about the circumstance. 00:23:05.759 --> 00:23:09.346 I should have kept practicing, but I used it as an excuse to give up. 00:23:09.429 --> 00:23:11.640 Does it bother you to drink tea at all? 00:23:11.723 --> 00:23:14.768 No, actually, that's perfect because the pinky doesn't move. 00:23:14.851 --> 00:23:17.270 So when I drink tea, it's in the perfect position. 00:23:18.021 --> 00:23:20.649 Attention, Jimmy. Children calling. 00:23:21.608 --> 00:23:24.653 Attention, Jimmy. Time to talk to the kids again. 00:23:24.736 --> 00:23:27.280 -Jeez. Hey. What's up, buddy? -There he is. 00:23:27.364 --> 00:23:31.660 I just came in to check in. See how you guys were doing. 00:23:31.743 --> 00:23:34.496 The big, giant guitar is well underway. 00:23:34.579 --> 00:23:37.082 -What are the colors? It's gonna look like a guitar. 00:23:37.165 --> 00:23:38.250 What did you expect? 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:40.961 -Touchè. Uh… 00:23:41.044 --> 00:23:43.380 Can it actually function like a guitar? 00:23:43.463 --> 00:23:45.132 Does it actually play music? 00:23:45.757 --> 00:23:47.801 Not at the moment. Why do you ask? 00:23:47.884 --> 00:23:49.428 Because I want it to. 00:23:49.511 --> 00:23:51.680 -Uh-oh! 00:23:53.682 --> 00:23:55.976 Time to face the music. 00:23:56.643 --> 00:23:58.645 You want it to play like a real guitar? 00:23:58.728 --> 00:24:00.397 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:03.859 Jayden, you know, we're trying to make it a legit floating boat. 00:24:03.942 --> 00:24:06.319 Sound isn't really exactly the priority. 00:24:06.403 --> 00:24:07.821 It'll sound good though. 00:24:07.904 --> 00:24:09.906 All right. Yes, we're gonna have it make sound. 00:24:09.990 --> 00:24:13.076 You got us at the right time. We can still have it make sound. 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:13.994 Yay! 00:24:14.077 --> 00:24:16.246 But going forward, adding the frets and the strings… 00:24:16.788 --> 00:24:18.748 we're gonna keep in mind that it will really work. 00:24:18.832 --> 00:24:20.500 -Yeah. -All right. 00:24:20.584 --> 00:24:21.418 Dealio. 00:24:21.918 --> 00:24:23.795 -I'll check in when we're done. -See you. 00:24:24.379 --> 00:24:27.132 -We gotta make it make music. -So it's playing music. 00:24:27.215 --> 00:24:30.802 We were always planning on adding the strings, the frets, the tuning pegs, 00:24:30.886 --> 00:24:33.847 but they were gonna be purely ornamental, not functional. 00:24:34.347 --> 00:24:37.184 So we're gonna build tuning pegs that can actually rotate 00:24:37.267 --> 00:24:41.229 and tighten these big, heavy cables enough to where they will play notes. 00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:42.189 Somewhat. 00:24:42.272 --> 00:24:45.358 And Jackman and Graz will have to adjust their neck… 00:24:45.442 --> 00:24:48.069 I'm gonna have to reinforce the structure inside the body a bit. 00:24:48.153 --> 00:24:51.239 …so that it can accommodate actual playable strings. 00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:53.283 He didn't say it had to sound good, did he? 00:24:53.366 --> 00:24:55.869 -It just has to make sound. -Yeah. It just makes sound. 00:24:56.369 --> 00:24:59.539 We've still got a lot of work to do on the other parts of the build. 00:24:59.623 --> 00:25:01.708 Time to kick it into beast mode. 00:25:03.084 --> 00:25:03.919 Oh. 00:25:06.922 --> 00:25:09.424 Pat's gonna finish his guitar pick paddles 00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:12.761 with a layer of waterproof epoxy and some colorful paint. 00:25:19.768 --> 00:25:23.188 I don't know what this does, but I saw it on the internet, and it looks cool. 00:25:25.398 --> 00:25:26.274 Oh yeah. 00:25:32.656 --> 00:25:33.615 Look at that. 00:25:33.698 --> 00:25:35.075 -It's nice, right? -I like that one. 00:25:35.158 --> 00:25:38.495 Back on the body, Derek and I are gonna cut some holes for seats. 00:25:38.578 --> 00:25:40.121 Right now, we've got a guitar raft. 00:25:40.205 --> 00:25:43.416 It won't be a guitar boat until Pat and Graz have a place to sit. 00:25:46.336 --> 00:25:47.337 Whoo! 00:25:48.046 --> 00:25:50.173 Guys, wanna come over and give this a try? 00:25:50.257 --> 00:25:52.092 -Yeah. -Help me with my leg. 00:25:52.842 --> 00:25:54.302 -Oh God. -Woo-hoo! 00:25:56.638 --> 00:25:57.472 How's this? 00:25:57.556 --> 00:25:59.057 You guys look good in it. 00:25:59.140 --> 00:26:02.894 I thought my casket was gonna look different, but I'm okay with this. 00:26:05.939 --> 00:26:09.526 Finally, Pat is carving some wooden tuning knobs on the band saw 00:26:09.609 --> 00:26:12.112 so we can actually tighten the strings on the neck. 00:26:12.195 --> 00:26:16.032 To make it look like metal, I'm gonna wrap this with chrome vinyl. 00:26:35.385 --> 00:26:37.345 -Nice and smooth. -The head stock's done. 00:26:37.429 --> 00:26:38.805 -Looks awesome. -That's good. 00:26:38.888 --> 00:26:40.724 All right. Up next, frets. 00:26:40.807 --> 00:26:44.644 Originally, we were going to make the frets and strings ornamental, 00:26:44.728 --> 00:26:47.647 but then the strings would sit flush against the fretboard 00:26:47.731 --> 00:26:48.898 and wouldn't sound good. 00:26:48.982 --> 00:26:50.942 Since Jayden wants the guitar to make sound, 00:26:51.026 --> 00:26:53.069 we're setting these frets at precise depths, 00:26:53.153 --> 00:26:56.197 so they'll lift the strings off the fretboard and let them ring out. 00:26:56.281 --> 00:26:59.534 We'll mark out the locations of the frets. I'll cut a bunch of grooves here. 00:26:59.618 --> 00:27:04.164 All right. You fret, I'll glue, and we'll get in a pretty good groove. 00:27:07.667 --> 00:27:09.085 What are you fretting about? 00:27:09.169 --> 00:27:10.837 -Are you done? -Yeah. I'm done. 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:11.921 -Good. -Let's go. 00:27:13.423 --> 00:27:15.383 Put that over on that side. 00:27:15.467 --> 00:27:17.135 There we go. Right here. 00:27:17.218 --> 00:27:19.220 We know how we're gonna add frets, 00:27:19.304 --> 00:27:21.681 but we still need to figure out where exactly to put this 00:27:21.765 --> 00:27:23.516 so we'll be able to play a song. 00:27:23.600 --> 00:27:26.478 And you know me, I'm not just gonna eyeball it. 00:27:26.561 --> 00:27:28.813 I did the math earlier. I took a screenshot. 00:27:28.897 --> 00:27:30.482 You took a screenshot of math? 00:27:30.565 --> 00:27:32.192 -Yeah. -Okay. 00:27:32.275 --> 00:27:35.070 That's all the dimensions of where the frets want to be. 00:27:35.153 --> 00:27:37.322 The fret scale's 173 inches. 00:27:38.073 --> 00:27:42.160 Jackman, you're the only person I've ever met that makes guitars uncool. 00:27:42.243 --> 00:27:44.788 -Done? -All right. Let's cut some grooves. 00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:48.124 Jayden wants this to sound like a guitar. 00:27:48.208 --> 00:27:50.293 So we have to get the fret spacing right. 00:27:52.754 --> 00:27:54.547 I'm gonna glue in these steel rods 00:27:55.465 --> 00:27:57.842 while Jackman cuts the rest of the grooves. 00:27:59.594 --> 00:28:01.137 Since we measured the frets carefully, 00:28:01.221 --> 00:28:03.473 these strings are gonna sit at the perfect height 00:28:03.556 --> 00:28:05.392 to vibrate freely and make sound. 00:28:06.893 --> 00:28:08.103 Kind of like Jimmy. 00:28:09.354 --> 00:28:11.481 And once the frets are all set in place… 00:28:14.234 --> 00:28:16.903 we'll trim off the edges so they sit flush with the fretboard. 00:28:18.446 --> 00:28:20.115 -Paul, this looks great. -Thanks. 00:28:20.198 --> 00:28:23.868 Jackman, this really does. It looks like a giant guitar neck. 00:28:23.952 --> 00:28:25.954 It's gonna look awesome when we put strings on it. 00:28:26.037 --> 00:28:28.665 -Well done. -Let's clamp these while the epoxy cures. 00:28:28.748 --> 00:28:30.375 Then we put the neck on the body. 00:28:30.458 --> 00:28:32.085 -Let's get more clamps. -All right. 00:28:33.753 --> 00:28:37.132 Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! 00:28:37.924 --> 00:28:39.426 Are you guys ready? 00:28:39.509 --> 00:28:43.430 All hands on deck! It's time to assemble a giant guitar. 00:28:43.513 --> 00:28:45.306 -Are you ready for this? -Are you ready? 00:28:45.390 --> 00:28:46.891 -Are you good? -Yeah. 00:28:52.147 --> 00:28:53.148 Let's see. 00:28:53.982 --> 00:28:56.151 -Oh boy. -Oh jeez. 00:28:57.277 --> 00:28:59.779 Hang on, guys. I need the "made a mistake" tool. 00:29:08.329 --> 00:29:10.415 -Let's see if that fits. Take two. 00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:12.917 Oh, look at that. 00:29:13.001 --> 00:29:14.878 Now that we know the neck fits, 00:29:14.961 --> 00:29:17.589 we can start gluing the two pieces together. 00:29:17.672 --> 00:29:20.091 -Tell me when. Okay? -Let's send it. 00:29:21.593 --> 00:29:23.887 Just a little more. Right there. 00:29:25.847 --> 00:29:28.349 The neck is attached to the body. This is looking sharp. 00:29:28.433 --> 00:29:30.685 Now we gotta work on putting the strings on. 00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:33.813 We gotta epoxy the bottom. I gotta install the seats. 00:29:33.897 --> 00:29:35.982 Let's bring it home, boys. Let's go! 00:29:36.065 --> 00:29:38.443 -Bring it home, boys. -Bring it home, boys. 00:29:41.696 --> 00:29:43.823 Ahoy there, matey! 00:29:46.576 --> 00:29:47.911 Oh, whoo! 00:29:47.994 --> 00:29:49.621 Guitars were made to rock… 00:29:49.704 --> 00:29:50.622 Whoa, it's hot! 00:29:50.705 --> 00:29:52.707 …but ours needs to float as well. 00:29:52.791 --> 00:29:57.879 What I'm doing is pouring epoxy to fill in all the crevices and potential leak areas. 00:29:58.463 --> 00:30:02.300 So we need to seal the inside of the guitar body with epoxy resin. 00:30:02.383 --> 00:30:04.427 I just dump it in and let it cure. 00:30:04.511 --> 00:30:07.430 -It's not dripping out, is it? -There's a screw hole there. 00:30:07.514 --> 00:30:10.767 When it drips through, it'll cure in the hole, then it's patched. 00:30:12.560 --> 00:30:17.357 Derek has to cut the Lichtenberg figures he and Graz made into angled segments… 00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:20.109 I'm gonna cut 12 of them at 15 degrees. 00:30:20.193 --> 00:30:23.696 …to create the rosette design that's gonna go around the sound hole. 00:30:25.490 --> 00:30:26.741 It looks good. 00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:29.327 Jayden wanted lightning bolts. He should be happy with this. 00:30:30.411 --> 00:30:34.082 The dot inlays are traditionally made of pearl or other fine materials, 00:30:34.916 --> 00:30:37.293 but we're using wooden dowels to mark our fretboard. 00:30:38.628 --> 00:30:40.547 Since Jayden wants this thing to play, 00:30:40.630 --> 00:30:43.967 we need to install a nut that we cut from two-inch thick plastic, 00:30:45.760 --> 00:30:48.763 a bridge made from a pipe welded to a metal plate… 00:30:51.182 --> 00:30:54.018 and of course, a set of six strings made from steel cable 00:30:55.520 --> 00:30:57.480 that we'll run from tuning pegs, 00:30:57.564 --> 00:31:00.650 down the neck, over the bridge, and through the body. 00:31:02.485 --> 00:31:04.153 -Ready? 00:31:04.237 --> 00:31:05.196 You hear that? 00:31:05.280 --> 00:31:06.823 That's beautiful. 00:31:09.117 --> 00:31:11.244 And to finish everything off, 00:31:12.704 --> 00:31:16.207 we're gonna build two seats out of beautiful, burgundy marine vinyl. 00:31:16.291 --> 00:31:17.458 Looks like a roadster. 00:31:17.542 --> 00:31:20.169 Nothing but the best for Graz and Pat's tushies. 00:31:20.253 --> 00:31:22.422 -We'll make some beautiful music with it. -Oh yeah. 00:31:23.840 --> 00:31:24.757 Looks good. 00:31:24.841 --> 00:31:26.718 Hopefully this thing is gonna float. 00:31:27.969 --> 00:31:31.014 Man, we guitar-dly got it done in time. 00:31:33.141 --> 00:31:34.392 Guys, fantastic work. 00:31:34.475 --> 00:31:37.562 Everybody's talents are really well showcased in this one. 00:31:37.645 --> 00:31:39.230 -That's all we can do. -All right. 00:31:39.939 --> 00:31:40.940 It's beautiful. 00:31:52.744 --> 00:31:54.495 Music and boats go hand in hand. 00:31:54.579 --> 00:31:56.331 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. What? 00:31:56.414 --> 00:31:59.167 Music, boats. They go hand in hand. 00:31:59.250 --> 00:32:01.586 -You know what's music to my ears? -What's that? 00:32:01.669 --> 00:32:03.671 Us being done with this episode. 00:32:03.755 --> 00:32:05.048 Let's do the reveal. 00:32:07.008 --> 00:32:08.509 All right. Let's get Jayden up here. 00:32:08.593 --> 00:32:10.845 See if he appreciates what we've built for him. 00:32:11.888 --> 00:32:13.640 -Jayden! -Hello! 00:32:13.723 --> 00:32:15.725 -How are you, buddy? -Really good. 00:32:15.808 --> 00:32:18.770 Okay, Jayden. Pop quiz. Why are we here? 00:32:18.853 --> 00:32:20.355 Yeah. Why? 00:32:20.438 --> 00:32:22.941 Because I wanted you to build me a guitar. 00:32:23.024 --> 00:32:24.067 A guitar. 00:32:24.150 --> 00:32:27.278 So we built a giant 500-pound guitar, 00:32:27.362 --> 00:32:28.446 but that wasn't enough. 00:32:28.529 --> 00:32:31.824 I wanted it to float on the water! 00:32:31.908 --> 00:32:35.244 You wanted it to become a boat that has to float. 00:32:35.328 --> 00:32:36.412 Is it gonna float? 00:32:36.496 --> 00:32:38.081 Of course, it's gonna float. 00:32:38.164 --> 00:32:38.998 Ehh… 00:32:39.082 --> 00:32:40.625 Come on. Can I see it already? 00:32:40.708 --> 00:32:42.835 -Do you really wanna see this thing? -Yes! 00:32:42.919 --> 00:32:44.545 You're approaching a three. 00:32:45.129 --> 00:32:47.799 Get close to a nine, maybe we'll open those garage doors. 00:32:47.882 --> 00:32:50.468 Fine, fine, fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine. 00:32:50.551 --> 00:32:51.886 Uh-oh. There we go. 00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:53.096 Jayden style. 00:32:56.975 --> 00:32:58.768 All right. You earned it. 00:32:58.851 --> 00:33:00.019 Guys, hit it! 00:33:12.281 --> 00:33:13.866 That is so cool! 00:33:15.284 --> 00:33:16.661 I love it! I love it! 00:33:20.665 --> 00:33:21.833 Oh my goodness! 00:33:21.916 --> 00:33:23.292 It's so cool! 00:33:25.586 --> 00:33:28.965 Jayden, what you're looking at is 19 feet of guitar excellence 00:33:29.048 --> 00:33:30.508 that's gonna float on the water. 00:33:30.591 --> 00:33:31.759 That's humongous! 00:33:31.843 --> 00:33:33.970 Look at the guitar body. Me and Derek built it. 00:33:34.053 --> 00:33:35.805 It's made out of layers of plywood, 00:33:35.888 --> 00:33:38.433 It's beautifully veneered with walnut on the sides 00:33:38.516 --> 00:33:39.767 and maple on the top. 00:33:39.851 --> 00:33:41.185 That's a lot of wood! 00:33:41.269 --> 00:33:42.937 Hey, Jayden. See this ring here? 00:33:43.021 --> 00:33:44.731 You wanted your lightning bolts? 00:33:44.814 --> 00:33:47.066 Me and Graz burnt these with electricity. 00:33:47.150 --> 00:33:48.151 That's awesome! 00:33:48.234 --> 00:33:51.070 The neck is laminated from butcher block countertops 00:33:51.154 --> 00:33:55.366 that's oak and maple, with a fretboard made of ash and actual metal frets. 00:33:55.450 --> 00:33:57.910 It is 8 feet long plus 2 feet for the headstock. 00:33:57.994 --> 00:34:01.122 Did you see your name on the headstock? It says "Jayden." 00:34:01.205 --> 00:34:04.792 When they find me and Pat's bodies, your name will be all over the evidence. 00:34:06.335 --> 00:34:08.171 You can't have a boat without a paddle. 00:34:08.254 --> 00:34:10.840 If you see these two beautiful paddles made by Pat. 00:34:10.923 --> 00:34:14.761 The handles are made of black walnut, and I've carved it on the lathe. 00:34:14.844 --> 00:34:16.679 And as for the pick itselves, 00:34:16.763 --> 00:34:21.934 I used plywood, and I did an epoxy pour with two and three colors. I mixed it. 00:34:22.018 --> 00:34:24.312 The picks look so cool! 00:34:24.395 --> 00:34:26.606 -It looks incredible. -But does it play? 00:34:26.689 --> 00:34:28.816 -Want to hear something? -Yes! 00:34:38.659 --> 00:34:41.079 It warms my heart. It's so beautiful. 00:34:41.162 --> 00:34:43.372 I bet you wanna see this thing in the water. 00:34:43.456 --> 00:34:44.415 -Don't you? -Yeah. 00:34:44.499 --> 00:34:47.210 Jayden, be honest. Do you think this is gonna float? 00:34:47.293 --> 00:34:49.754 There's only one way to find out. 00:34:49.837 --> 00:34:51.089 You heard him, guys. 00:34:54.383 --> 00:34:56.344 You guys okay back there? 00:35:10.608 --> 00:35:11.526 Oh, jeez! 00:35:12.777 --> 00:35:14.862 You guys ready? Let's get Jayden up. 00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:18.491 What's up, buddy? Can you see where we are? 00:35:18.574 --> 00:35:19.617 Yeah! 00:35:19.700 --> 00:35:21.661 And I see the boat in the back. 00:35:21.744 --> 00:35:24.163 It's actually floating! 00:35:24.247 --> 00:35:27.458 It's one thing to have the boat float, but it's a different thing 00:35:27.542 --> 00:35:30.419 to have a bearded Canadian and a little, hairy man climb into it. 00:35:30.503 --> 00:35:31.754 And that's about to happen. 00:35:31.838 --> 00:35:32.880 Yes! 00:35:32.964 --> 00:35:34.423 Are you two nitwits ready? 00:35:34.507 --> 00:35:36.175 Permission to step aboard? 00:35:36.259 --> 00:35:37.093 Granted. 00:35:39.804 --> 00:35:42.557 Make sure it's not slippery. Make sure you don't slip. 00:35:42.640 --> 00:35:43.641 I got it. 00:35:43.724 --> 00:35:45.935 -Uh-oh! -Whoo! 00:35:46.769 --> 00:35:48.771 -Perfect. -All right. Let's see! 00:35:49.856 --> 00:35:52.316 -Mr. Pat Lap, your paddle. Thank you! 00:35:52.817 --> 00:35:55.069 All right, guys. Take it away! 00:36:01.284 --> 00:36:02.577 It works! 00:36:04.120 --> 00:36:06.414 -Pat, this is kind of nice, right? -Yeah. 00:36:12.962 --> 00:36:14.380 I think it's working. 00:36:22.805 --> 00:36:24.348 Jayden, what do you think? 00:36:25.183 --> 00:36:29.604 Awesome! I can't believe there's an actual guitar boat. 00:36:29.687 --> 00:36:31.898 Hey, Jackman, Derek! Do I look cool? 00:36:31.981 --> 00:36:33.566 Yeah. Real cool. 00:36:34.817 --> 00:36:38.779 Jayden, there's one more thing we got for you. Pat, hit it. 00:37:07.266 --> 00:37:08.601 -Whoa! Whoa! 00:37:20.238 --> 00:37:21.822 That was beautiful, Pat. 00:37:21.906 --> 00:37:25.034 Jayden, I think we're done here. Any final words? 00:37:25.117 --> 00:37:27.245 Thank you for building me a guitar boat! 00:37:27.328 --> 00:37:29.705 You're very welcome. And I'll see you later. 00:37:30.206 --> 00:37:32.166 -Bye, buddy. -See you, Jayden. 00:37:32.250 --> 00:37:33.626 I knew you'd love this one. 00:37:33.709 --> 00:37:36.796 Congrats. Give ourselves a round of applause. You did so well. 00:37:38.798 --> 00:37:39.840 All right, guys. 00:37:41.217 --> 00:37:42.551 I'll see you at the workshop. 00:37:42.635 --> 00:37:44.053 -Wait. -What about the boat? 00:37:44.136 --> 00:37:45.221 Can you pull us in? 00:37:45.304 --> 00:37:46.847 You got the rope. You're good.