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Darn it!

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I can't walk home
with you, Bowie.

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I brought my bike.

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We can ride together.

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I brought my bike too!

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I wish we made
a stationary version

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of the non-stationary
stationary bike.

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What was that?

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I don't know.
Go check it out.

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Whoa! That's
a big raccoon.

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Actually, that's
a very small human.

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It's Aster.

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He's trying to get
into the dumpster.

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Should we help him?

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No. We should do this.

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Agh! Gah!

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I don't know, Bowie.

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This doesn't
seem right.

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We should
have two angles.

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Argh!

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Agh!

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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So here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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It's got to be here
somewhere!

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Maybe I dropped it?

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Sorry I'm late, guys.

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Last night,
a water pipe burst

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and our whole place flooded.

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It took forever
to shut the water off.

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Then I was so tired,
I slept through the alarm.

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The fire alarm!

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Our house was on fire!

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Firefighters got there fast,

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but they couldn't
put out the fire

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because the water was off,

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so my house burned down!

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Eh, what're you gonna do?

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What are you
watching?

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This video on the Internet.

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It's called
"Angry Little Guy vs. Dumpster."

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Agh! Gah!

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You posted that online?

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I post funny videos
of everyone who works here.

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Like "Boy Has Crazy Sneeze."

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"Conceited Guy
Uses Mirror."

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Hey, good-lookin'.
This worked out well.

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I get to look at you...

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you get to look at me.

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And...

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Hey! Don't turn that off.

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I like watching myself
watching myself.

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Three times the handsome.

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But you have to
watch this one.

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It is so funny.
It's called

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"Dum-Dum Tries To Open
A Bag Of Pretzels."

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What a dum-dum!

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Whoa!

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Aster's video already
has 17,000 hits.

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And look at
all those comments!

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"I can't believe
this was caught on camera."

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"I didn't think
the stories were true."

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"This is the best evidence
I've seen of Littlefoot."

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And--

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"Earn $500 a week from
the comfort of your own home!"

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Wait! People think
Aster's Littlefoot.

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"Littlefoot?"
What's Littlefoot?

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You know, I think
there's an online video

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that covers that.

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"Littlefoot" is the name

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of a legendary
tiny, ape-like creature

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believed to inhabit the forests
of the Pacific Northwest.

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And people say
my "Ask Jarvis" vlog

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is just a vanity project.

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For decades,

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cryptozoologists
have searched for evidence

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of Littlefoot's existence,

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but none has been found.

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Until now!

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Bowie!

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Aster will flip out
if he sees this.

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What're you guys doing?

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Nothing!

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Just--

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Having a snack.

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Want some pretzels?

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Hey, Piper.

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I heard
you wanted to talk to me.

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You never want to talk to me.

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That's not true.

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You once said talking to me

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was like talking
to a plank of wood.

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Which, at first,
I thought was a compliment,

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because talking to wood
is so fun.

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Isn't that right, Planky?

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Your face says it all.

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Then Planky told me
you meant it as an insult.

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Would you forget that
stupid piece of wood?

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I need your help
with something.

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You may not have noticed,

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but I'm not always
the happiest person!

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I have not noticed.

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And you may not have noticed

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that I am not great
at noticing things.

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It's just, I get upset
about every little thing.

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But no matter what happens,
you always seem happy.

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Even when
your house burned down.

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How could I
let that bother me?

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Planky lost
his whole family.

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How do you do it?

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How do you not
let things get to you?

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Easy!

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Whenever something bad happens,
I just shrug it off and say,

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"Eh, what're you gonna do?"

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Here, you try.

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Oh, so you're
touching my things,

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and I'm supposed to
not let it bother me?

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I'm doing
more than that.

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I just deleted
all your files!

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What? You stupid jerk!

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Close. It's actually
"Eh, what're you gonna do?"

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You deleted all my work!
All my music! All my photos!

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Relax.

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I'll just retrieve
them from the cloud.

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That's not how
"the cloud" works.

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...Using redundant data storage
on remote servers.

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And that is
how "the cloud" works.

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Bowie!

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Did you take down
that Aster/Littlefoot video yet?

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I was going to,
but it's up to a million views.

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So? A lot of my "Ask Jarvis"
videos get that many views.

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Yeah, but
those are all you.

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A million
different people

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watched
the Littlefoot video.

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Wow.

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Littlefoot mania
is taking off.

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We could cash in!

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We can sell a whole line
of Littlefoot toys!

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Why not?

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They can't possibly sell worse
than our "Ask Jarvis" toys.

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What are you
talking about?

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We sold
a million of these.

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Again, all to you.

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Please just watch
this video!

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Wait! I think
I got one of your tweets.

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I like that!

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I'm going to retweet it.

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Tweet-tweet!

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Asking you for help
was a bad idea.

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I'm out of here.

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Um... Why am I stuck?

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Just a guess,

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but it could be because
I covered the couch in glue.

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What? Why would you
do something so stupid?

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To help you become
a happy person!

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Just shrug
it off and say,

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"Eh, what're
you gonna do?"

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But I know
what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna punch you
in the face!

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Knox. This is
my favourite skirt!

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Now it's ruined!

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See? That's your problem!

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You always focus on
the negative of the situation.

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Focus on the positive!

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What's the positive?

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You're ready
for a luau.

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Time to hula!

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Show me the swaying
of the coconut tree.

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Guess there's no breeze today.

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Okay, we're manufacturing
all kinds of Littlefoot toys.

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Now we just need to continue
this viral marketing campaign

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by releasing
more "evidence" of Littlefoot.

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You found evidence
of Littlefoot?

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I'm talking
about Aster.

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We've got to
make more videos

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of him in that outfit,
acting like a wild creature.

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Aster
will never agree to that.

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He never wears
the same thing twice.

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He will
if he has no choice.

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I took all of his clothes

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and hid them
in Knox's new house.

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Which was swallowed by
a sinkhole 20 minutes ago.

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Eh, what are
you gonna do?

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No one look at me!

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I know I wore
this outfit yesterday.

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For some reason,
all my clothes are missing.

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Oh! I think I saw Geneva
throw them in the garbage.

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What?

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I need my step ladder!

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Aagh!

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No!

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There you are, Jarvis!

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Did you know every door
to the building is locked?

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I've been out here
for hours!

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Oh, wow!
You must be hungry.

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I am!

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Well, good news!

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I just happen to have

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this spare
whole roasted chicken.

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Oh, no!

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I forgot to get
a fork and a knife.

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Who cares? I'm starving!

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Why did you
call me up here?

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To enjoy
the amazing view.

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You can see it best
from right...

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here, with one foot
on the roller coaster track.

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I'm not sure how
the foot thing helps,

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but it is nice out here
in the moonlight.

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Ow, ow--

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Ow-oo-oo-oo-ooh!

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Hey, Piper.

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I brought you a snack.

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What did you do?
Poison it?

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So in my dying breath
I'd finally say

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"Eh, what're you gonna do?"

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Don't be silly!

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After the deleting-files thing
and the grass-skirt thing,

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I wanted to do
something nice for you.

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Well, I am kind of hungry.

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I was saving a roast chicken
in the fridge,

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but someone took it.

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You just enjoy

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this turkey sandwich
and glass of warm milk.

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Okay, thanks.

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While you eat,
how about a little song?

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Go to sleep

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Piper Gray

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You were right
to be suspicious

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All of this

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Was just a trick

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To make you fall asleep

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Mmph!

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I've been asleep
for two hours?

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I'm completely
behind schedule now!

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That's what Knox was up to!

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Aah!

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Knox, listen, I--

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Hi! You've
reached Knox.

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Hello?
Anyone there?

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I said, "Hi!
You've reached Knox."

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Knox! What have you done?

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Lots of things.

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Once I pet a stingray
at the aquarium.

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Bahrr!

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We've manufactured
a ton of those toys.

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What are we gonna do?

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I don't know.

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But there's someone
we can ask.

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He has all the answers.

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Dear...

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"Ask Jarvis..."

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Aren't people still
watching our Littlefoot videos?

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Oh, no!

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It looks like
this Littlefoot thing

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has led
to a fascination

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with other tiny
legendary creatures.

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We're now competing
with videos

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of the "Loch Ness
Munchkin"...

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"the Abominable
Snowboy"...

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and "Kid Kong."

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Ooh! I love "Kid Kong!"

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He's a giant ape
the size of a regular ape!

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We're just going to
have to up our game.

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Post the ultimate video.

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We need to
catch Littlefoot on camera

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doing something incredible.

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I heard a rumour
he can use a sewing machine.

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We need something bigger.

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Like an actual Littlefoot attack
caught on camera.

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Can we make it later?

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Kid Kong is eating
a tiny giant banana.

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I can't believe you spotted
a nest of mulberry silkworms

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while taking a shortcut
through this secluded forest.

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Well, I did.
That's what happened.

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Did you know
their silk is used

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to make some of the rarest
and most luxurious materials

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in the fashion world?

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Yes, that's what
I read on "The Web"--

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an online blog
about spider and other silks.

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I hope we're
safe out here.

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I heard there have been
sightings of Littlefoot

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in these parts.

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Well, there is safety
in numbers.

00:14:30.666 --> 00:14:31.625
Let's split up.

00:14:33.168 --> 00:14:34.628
Aah!

00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:45.014
Thanks a lot, Knox.

00:14:45.014 --> 00:14:47.474
It took me five hours to climb
down that coaster track.

00:14:47.474 --> 00:14:49.852
I'm sore, sweaty, and sunburned.

00:14:49.852 --> 00:14:51.270
That's because

00:14:51.270 --> 00:14:52.771
you didn't rub in
your sunscreen.

00:14:56.817 --> 00:14:59.612
That's bird poop.

00:14:59.612 --> 00:15:02.823
Yeah, well, you think
you've had a bad day?

00:15:02.823 --> 00:15:07.036
That turkey sandwich
I ate was delicious.

00:15:07.036 --> 00:15:09.496
So I decided
to make another one!

00:15:09.496 --> 00:15:11.498
Only I can't eat it,

00:15:11.498 --> 00:15:13.626
because
we're out of mustard!

00:15:18.756 --> 00:15:20.799
Lousy! Empty! Mustard! Bottle!

00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:22.635
I hate you!

00:15:24.386 --> 00:15:27.139
Wow, Knox. I've never
seen you so upset.

00:15:27.139 --> 00:15:28.766
Whoa...

00:15:28.766 --> 00:15:30.768
I've never been this upset.

00:15:30.768 --> 00:15:33.228
I know what's going on here!

00:15:33.228 --> 00:15:35.439
You really love mustard?

00:15:35.439 --> 00:15:38.275
No! Spending
all this time with you

00:15:38.275 --> 00:15:41.403
has made me miserable.

00:15:41.403 --> 00:15:43.072
Well, I don't
know about that.

00:15:43.072 --> 00:15:46.408
I do! This
explains so much.

00:15:46.408 --> 00:15:48.744
That's why you're
always in a bad mood.

00:15:48.744 --> 00:15:52.581
You have to spend
all your time with...you.

00:15:54.583 --> 00:15:56.919
Ah, this is no time to hula.

00:15:58.504 --> 00:16:00.089
I'm sorry, Piper.

00:16:00.089 --> 00:16:01.715
I can't help you anymore.

00:16:03.884 --> 00:16:05.761
Great! I spent
the last two days

00:16:05.761 --> 00:16:08.263
with Knox deleting my files,
ruining my favourite skirt,

00:16:08.263 --> 00:16:10.057
and almost making me
plummet to my death

00:16:10.057 --> 00:16:11.725
for nothing!

00:16:12.893 --> 00:16:14.853
Eh, what're you gonna do?

00:16:17.272 --> 00:16:20.859
Where's Bowie
with the camera?

00:16:25.322 --> 00:16:27.282
Surprise!

00:16:27.282 --> 00:16:28.909
I'm wearing camouflage

00:16:28.909 --> 00:16:31.453
so Aster doesn't
see me taking video.

00:16:31.453 --> 00:16:33.831
Your outfit is pink.

00:16:33.831 --> 00:16:35.833
I know. When I went
to the camouflage store,

00:16:35.833 --> 00:16:37.793
this really stood out.

00:16:37.793 --> 00:16:38.836
Whatever.

00:16:38.836 --> 00:16:40.838
Just make sure
you get this on camera.

00:16:40.838 --> 00:16:44.550
I'm about to be attacked
by "Littlefoot."

00:16:46.051 --> 00:16:47.469
Hey, Aster!

00:16:47.469 --> 00:16:50.139
You own
a poor selection of belts!

00:16:55.561 --> 00:16:59.106
Oh, no! I'm being
attacked by a tiny--

00:16:59.106 --> 00:17:01.025
Whoa!

00:17:02.735 --> 00:17:04.987
This is great Littlefootage!

00:17:06.822 --> 00:17:08.991
Wow, you're stronger
than you look.

00:17:08.991 --> 00:17:11.827
I guess sewing
really works the arm muscles.

00:17:11.827 --> 00:17:15.414
Jarvis, I can't find
those silkworms anywhere.

00:17:15.414 --> 00:17:16.999
Are you sure
they're this way?

00:17:16.999 --> 00:17:18.417
Not now, Aster.

00:17:18.417 --> 00:17:21.795
I'm busy
fighting Littlefoot!

00:17:25.007 --> 00:17:26.633
Aah!

00:17:34.141 --> 00:17:36.351
Whoa!

00:17:36.351 --> 00:17:39.146
Who tied
my shoelaces together?

00:17:41.774 --> 00:17:44.860
Ugh! Oh! Bowie!
Do something!

00:17:47.946 --> 00:17:50.532
Do something to help me!

00:17:50.532 --> 00:17:51.950
Oh. Right.

00:17:51.950 --> 00:17:55.079
Wah!

00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:57.748
My shoelaces
are tied together too!

00:18:03.921 --> 00:18:06.381
Rawr!

00:18:13.722 --> 00:18:15.682
The shoelace thing?

00:18:15.682 --> 00:18:16.725
Yeah, it was sweet.

00:18:18.685 --> 00:18:20.187
Your little addition
was also okay.

00:18:20.187 --> 00:18:23.148
Thanks.

00:18:23.148 --> 00:18:25.609
Either way, people
are going to love this video--

00:18:25.609 --> 00:18:27.861
"Young Girl Scares
Two Doofuses."

00:18:37.579 --> 00:18:40.541
You've heard the legends.

00:18:40.541 --> 00:18:43.043
You've seen
the amazing footage.

00:18:43.043 --> 00:18:44.753
Achoo!

00:18:44.753 --> 00:18:46.755
Now you can
play with the toys!

00:18:46.755 --> 00:18:49.758
Introducing "Two Doofuses"
action figures.

00:18:52.970 --> 00:18:54.429
Comes complete
with lifelike trees,

00:18:54.429 --> 00:18:55.764
Littlefoot action figure,

00:18:55.764 --> 00:18:57.975
and real shoelaces
you can tie together.

00:18:57.975 --> 00:18:58.976
Wah!

00:18:58.976 --> 00:19:02.229
Ha, ha, ha.
What doofuses.

00:19:02.229 --> 00:19:03.814
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

00:19:03.814 --> 00:19:05.774
The "P" stands for

00:19:05.774 --> 00:19:08.735
"Pink is a terrible colour
for camouflage."