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- Hello, everyone.
- Hey.

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So what's the surprise?

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All right. Thank you, honey.

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This right here
is a personal virtual assistant.

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-It's ah-mazing.
-Huh?

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With this, the whole family
will finally be organized.

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There's no need.

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Honestly, I have everything
in my head. Seriously.

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Yes, however, all of us here
know you can be a bit...

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-A bit what?
-Get a bit overwhelmed.

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-Never.
-However. Now, with Axel,

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you just need to synchronize
the calendars.

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All right, now. Give me your phone.

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Thank you.

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Let's begin.

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Hello. I am Axel,
your virtual personal assistant.

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Axel, tell me the schedule
for Victoire for the weekend.

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Victoire needs to practice the guitar.

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So, you schedule things like this. Uh...

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A-ku-sel...

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Sun-day fa-mi-ly

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skate outing-uh.

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- Careful. On Sunday...
- Ah.

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Huh?

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Repeat showing of
Babe: A Little Pig Goes a Long Way.

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Oh, well. Yeah, uh...

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Mmm. What are you doing, girls?

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We're synchronizing Axel to our phones.

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I'm gonna see how
Marie-Ange did it with yours.

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No, no, no, no.
Please don't touch my phone.

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Papa, the code isn't my birthday anymore?

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Mmm-mmm-mmm. I changed it.

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-You'll never guess what it is.
-One-two-three-four, maybe?

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One, two, three, four. Real tricky, Papa.

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And why are you synchronizing
all the phones?

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It's really practical.

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I'll connect it to the Smiths
and it'll to remind me to feed my pigs.

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Hello, Axel. My name's Victoire,
and that's Romy.

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Nice to meet you, Victoire.

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Nice to meet you, Romy.

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Congratulations, Romy.

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Your miniature pigs will soon be adults.

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You'll be able to go find truffles.

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-Yes! It's synchronized!
-This is great, see?

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-Why are you crying, Daddy?
-No, it's just the onions.

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Why do they make people cry?

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Oh, it's not the onions.

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It's because you figured out my code.
I'm so sad.

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Wrong, Fred. It's a chemical reaction

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with the lacrimal fluid within the eye.

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See? It's awesome. It knows so much.

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-It's super-intelligent.
-It's also pretentious.

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He doesn't understand how jokes work.

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You're jealous.

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Yeah, sure. Did I show you
the new DIY I did?

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No. Let me see.

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I'll show you. Can you see it?

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- Laura. Laura!
- -Yeah, what?

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You come in the room
with no hello or anything?

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I'm talking to Ourie right now.

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-You also have a family, Clara.
-Yeah, yeah.

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I'm worried about Clara.

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On one hand, she's very secretive
and barely says a word.

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And on the other hand,
whoever she's FaceTiming,

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we can hear everything
they're saying. It's just...

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Yeah, yeah, but teenagers are
very contradictory.

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It's classic.

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The problem has nothing to do
with the phones,

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it's how we use them that's the issue.

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Yep.

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Hmm?

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No, please continue.
You stopped right in the middle.

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Well, I think Clara's definition
of privacy is just a little bit loose.

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What are you saying?

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Earlier I was taking a shower
and she came in FaceTiming with Ouria.

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Wow.

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Yeah. Phew. It's bad, isn't it?

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-What I want to say is...
-Yeah.

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It's not easy for children
to understand the concept

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-of what privacy is.
-Of course.

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Social media on our phones,
we're sharing all the time.

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So it's important for Clara and the girls
to understand the...

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that other people need
to have their secret garden

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that other people need
to have their secret garden

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in order to shape their
personalities harmoniously.

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All right. Is there a hidden meaning?

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You're doing this thing with your hand
, so I'm...

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That's why I don't talk about it.

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-Come on now, I'm just kidding.
-Hmm.

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But listen, I'll talk to Clara

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- Hello, Victoire.
- Did you sleep well last night?

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Well, I had a dream that was really weird.

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I was being chased by a whale and I run,

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but since I didn't have any teeth,
I couldn't eat it.

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Hmm. Interesting.

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Thanks, Axel.

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- Clara?

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-Of course.
-Could you please...

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-I'll call you back.
-Good.

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We have our limits in this family.

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We have our privacy
and you have your privacy.

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The way you've been using your phone,

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you're creating a relationship
with intimacy that's... that's...

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How can I explain this?

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We all have our secret garden
of double chins.

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It's great you like taking pictures.

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That's great and everything,
but it's not...

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No. Because...

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our double chin secret garden must stay

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harmonious and secret.

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It's personal.

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It's personal, wouldn't you say?

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Oh. Well, what your father wants to say
is that there are private things

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that shouldn't get out
of the sphere of privacy.

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Exactly what I said. That's it.

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Congratulations, Romy.

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- Your pigs found 20 kilos of truffles.
- Yes!

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You're talking about privacy,
but Romy's recreating our family

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in an online game
and sharing it with her school.

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-She hasn't done that.
-She's totally done that.

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-They're just characters. They're not...
-Hand that over.

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Oh, yeah. So the chick
in the carriage isn't you?

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And isn't the servant Emmanuelle?

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And it's funny,

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in the pigsty,
there are two little female pigs.

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There's Victoire and one with bangs.

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So I guess that's me.

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- What about me?
- Well, you're...

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- What am I?
- I don't think you're there.

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- I'm not there?
- Congratulations, Romy.

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You can now go to the market
to trade your truffles.

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Yes!

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You're addicted.
Look at you. You're shaking.

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I'm not addicted at all.

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There you go.

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Anyway, I don't even care.

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Addicted. Not at all!

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Open the Smiths.

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Unable to comply.

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"Female, nine years old.

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"Hyperactivity symptoms.
Addiction to video games."

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That's me, though.

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"Often experiences trouble sleeping

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"and nocturnal enuresis."

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Axel, what is enuresis?

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Enuresis is the loss of bladder control.

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In children it is commonly called
"going pee pee in the bed."

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What?

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Speaker activated.

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-Mmm.
-Mmm. Okay. Let's go.

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Oh. Wait, wait, wait.

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- Hello.
- Hello, Emmanuelle?

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I wanted to let you know
that I received your latest chapters.

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I'll read them this weekend
and send feedback on Sunday.

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- Sounds great. Thank you for...
- Emmanuelle? Hello?

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Is it impossible for you all
to be quiet for once?

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I'll call another time then.

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- That's great. I look forward to it.
- Bye, Emmanuelle.

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He got annoyed because
I posted one video on my account.

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No way.

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This Canadian chick thinks
she's our mom. Such a know-it-all.

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She brainwashed him with her shrink stuff.

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Are we jogging or not? What's wrong?

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-I've already run 500 meters.
-Yeah, jogging.

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Okay, let's go.

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-Dad's back!
-Papa!

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I've been waiting for you for hours.

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Yeah, yeah. Hours would be great,
but it's been 13 minutes.

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Come on. Hey, calm down.
What's going on in here?

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-Look.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Have you seen? Here's proof
that Emma researched us.

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Your girlfriend is using us
as guinea pigs.

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-Is this Emmanuelle's work?
-Just look. Read here.

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Who does that sound like?

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"Codependent attachments.
Father and child.

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"Addicted to video games.

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"Recurring problems with nocturnal..."

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Nocturnal enuresis? Yes. And?

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You told her I was wetting my bed?

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No, I didn't.

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Ah! Yes, I talked about it
at the co-owner meeting.

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I also sent a group message
to all my contacts.

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But nothing else. Ah, yes!

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I also organized a huge demonstration
against pee on Sunday.

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It's gonna be great.
There will be sausages.

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It was because I drink too much,
and it was two years ago.

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Just calm down.

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Stop!

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Stop! Hey, Romy, calm down!

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Stop it. Calm down.

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Oh, no! This is worse than I thought.

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Emma must have gone through my stuff.

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-It's the only other place I said it.
-That's not true.

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It was in my personal diary!

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-That's enough. That's nonsense.
-It's not nonsense. Look.

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She's not going through your stuff.

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She's not using you for her dissertation.

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All right? Come on.

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Get out! Get out! That's enough.

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Go on, out.

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"Shock from the divorce of the parents.

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"Absent father."

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What? "Massive lack of authority"?

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Hey, Daddy. Weird face.

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No, this is my normal one.

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That's what she said.

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-Jonas isn't here tonight?
-No, he's at a friend's.

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-Oh.
-I'm gonna play The Smiths.

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I thought you were done with it.

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I was done with it,
but my pigs haven't eaten in five hours.

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Come on, Vic, we'll get codes from Axel
to unlock new characters.

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I'm going, too. Got to call Ouria back.

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-Goodnight. Goodnight, Ines.
-Goodnight.

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Goodnight.

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Love you.

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-What's wrong with my darling?
-What happened with you and Clara?

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It's nothing serious.

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She posted a video
of her drooling dad to the world.

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- It was so good. So good, yeah.
- That was amazing.

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-It was hilarious.
-Oh, you'll love the next one.

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Puking Dad.

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Yeah. So great. And much more committed.

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Yeah, I can see.

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Anyway, we had a talk. She's in a mood.

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It'll be fine in two days.

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Mmm, I don't know.

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I feel like she felt your remark
on privacy was coming from me, in a way.

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I wouldn't worry about it.

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No, Clara's very easygoing.

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-She'll get mad but calm down fast.
-Like her mother.

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-Well, yeah, like me.
-She's not like that with me.

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-Oh, yeah?
-It's true. Mmm.

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I don't get mad often, do I?

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- Tomorrow we go to the skating rink.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Don't worry. It'll be fine.
- Just give it some time.

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Emma... Uh-uh.
Eva, go clean up the pens.

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Uh, Romy, stop with the Smees, please.

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Please stop?

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It's the Smiths.
It's not that hard to say.

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- It's the Smix?
- Smix?

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Seems like there's a small integration
problem with the girls, huh?

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The girls have a really strong
child-father attachment relationship.

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- But that's normal.
- Yeah, of course.

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Yeah.

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Daddy, can I take Axel
to my room?

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-Daddy?
-Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Sorry, I was thinking about the shoes
I'll wear tomorrow at the rink.

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Well, skates.

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-Oh, yeah, of course. You're right.
-Yeah.

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Yeah. No, she's probably right.

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Uh, come on, girls, go to the bathroom
and go to bed. Let's go.

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Why did you look at me when you said that?

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Well, Romy, as far as I'm aware,
you are still one of the girls.

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So all girls, go pee.

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"Huge lack of authority that could lead
to repeated underperforming at school."

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What?

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"Father is obsessive-compulsive,

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"forcing him to walk seven times
around his house...

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"...before entering or switching off
the light 12 times before leaving."

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No, no, no.

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Oh, that's bad.

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Oh, that's bad.

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That's bad. No, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh!

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No, no, no, no!

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No.

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Oh!

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That's worse. That's much worse.

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Why? Why, why?

00:12:13.070 --> 00:12:14.154
Why?

00:12:14.196 --> 00:12:16.114
Why?

00:12:16.198 --> 00:12:17.366
Why?

00:12:43.558 --> 00:12:47.646
Victoire, would you rather have
cardboard legs or foam arms?

00:12:49.481 --> 00:12:49.898
Good morning.

00:12:49.898 --> 00:12:51.066
Good morning.

00:12:51.483 --> 00:12:54.528
It's just... that I can't go
to the skating rink with you today.

00:12:54.611 --> 00:12:56.696
-Aww.
-Yeah, because...

00:12:56.780 --> 00:12:58.740
a patient called me.

00:12:58.824 --> 00:13:01.701
She has neck problems.
It's urgent, really, if I don t see her.

00:13:01.785 --> 00:13:03.286
-Well...
-Yeah, I'm so disappointed.

00:13:03.411 --> 00:13:04.913
It's all right, we'll go later.

00:13:05.038 --> 00:13:07.124
And besides, I have a lot of work
for my dissertation.

00:13:07.249 --> 00:13:08.542
No, no, no. You have to go.

00:13:08.625 --> 00:13:10.710
You'll have fun. You'd be crazy not to go.

00:13:10.794 --> 00:13:12.712
You got ready. You love skating.

00:13:13.463 --> 00:13:15.215
You'll have so much fun with the girls.

00:13:15.298 --> 00:13:16.883
-Isn't that right, ladies?
-I'm not going.

00:13:17.008 --> 00:13:18.802
Mainly because skating is for losers.

00:13:18.844 --> 00:13:21.012
And I have homework to finish with Axel.

00:13:21.054 --> 00:13:22.889
I already to Ouria I was going, so...

00:13:23.014 --> 00:13:25.225
Well, that's awesome.
I love your enthusiasm.

00:13:25.308 --> 00:13:26.309
That's a great attitude.

00:13:26.393 --> 00:13:27.644
Clara, you'll have so much fun.

00:13:27.727 --> 00:13:29.521
You'll spend some time with her.
It'll be win-win.

00:13:29.646 --> 00:13:31.439
It'll be so much fun.

00:13:31.481 --> 00:13:33.817
You need to go now
because there's a bus in ten minutes

00:13:33.900 --> 00:13:35.777
-and it comes once every ten minutes.
-All right.

00:13:35.861 --> 00:13:36.945
Okay.

00:13:37.028 --> 00:13:39.739
Victoire, would you rather
eat caterpillars

00:13:39.823 --> 00:13:42.117
or wear wet socks all year long?

00:13:43.076 --> 00:13:44.536
- No.
- No, not happening.

00:13:44.619 --> 00:13:46.830
We're gonna be
awesome skaters.

00:13:46.913 --> 00:13:49.624
-Don't worry, we'll be great.
-Of course we will.

00:13:49.708 --> 00:13:52.210
-Sorry. We'll skate on our own, all right?
-Whoo!

00:13:52.252 --> 00:13:53.712
Oh, yeah. Okay.

00:13:53.795 --> 00:13:55.630
-You good? Let's go.
-I'll leave you two alone.

00:13:55.714 --> 00:13:56.882
Come on!

00:13:58.925 --> 00:14:01.011
Let go of me. I'm going to fall!

00:14:01.094 --> 00:14:02.387
You said you were good at skating.

00:14:02.470 --> 00:14:04.931
No, I know how to move forward.
I didn't say good.

00:14:05.015 --> 00:14:07.100
Clara, your center of gravity.

00:14:07.517 --> 00:14:08.894
-What?
-Never mind.

00:14:08.977 --> 00:14:10.228
You're good.

00:14:11.479 --> 00:14:12.814
-Whoo!
-Yeah, yeah.

00:14:12.856 --> 00:14:14.649
Okay, okay. Yeah, come on.

00:14:16.401 --> 00:14:18.778
-Oh, my God, oh, my God.
-What's wrong? What's wrong?

00:14:19.404 --> 00:14:21.072
I'm gonna die. It's Alexis.

00:14:21.781 --> 00:14:23.700
How are they? How are they?

00:14:23.783 --> 00:14:25.118
-What?
-My bangs.

00:14:28.038 --> 00:14:29.915
-Are they all right?
-Yeah, you're good.

00:14:34.336 --> 00:14:35.337
What are you doing?

00:14:39.674 --> 00:14:40.675
Wait. Come back!

00:14:41.843 --> 00:14:44.012
So you called your homeboy, Stan.

00:14:44.095 --> 00:14:46.514
-It's a disaster. Just a disaster.
-Uh, should I...

00:14:47.223 --> 00:14:48.475
It's a disaster.

00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:49.851
I'm done for.

00:14:49.934 --> 00:14:51.603
I spilled some water.

00:14:51.645 --> 00:14:52.729
What is this? I...

00:14:52.812 --> 00:14:54.981
I never said pasta. I said rice.
It's absorbent.

00:14:55.065 --> 00:14:56.691
-What's the difference?
-The starch.

00:14:57.525 --> 00:14:58.943
Surely it also works with pasta.

00:14:59.027 --> 00:15:00.236
I picked the most absorbent ones.

00:15:00.278 --> 00:15:01.488
No, it won't. No it won't.

00:15:01.613 --> 00:15:02.739
Water is a PC's kryptonite.

00:15:02.822 --> 00:15:05.075
-Her dissertation's on it.
-What were you doing? What?

00:15:05.450 --> 00:15:06.910
Her dissertation's on it.

00:15:06.993 --> 00:15:09.412
-You're joking.
-She's been working on this for weeks.

00:15:09.496 --> 00:15:10.497
Oh!

00:15:12.415 --> 00:15:14.000
-That's not good, bro.
-Oh, yeah. You think?

00:15:14.042 --> 00:15:15.794
-Oh, yeah, it is.
-You think? Yeah?

00:15:16.211 --> 00:15:17.837
She's gonna dump me.
She's going to dump me.

00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:19.798
Imagine spending that much time working...

00:15:19.881 --> 00:15:21.007
You know what? I'll tell her.

00:15:21.049 --> 00:15:23.677
I'll tell her I'm sorry,
and she'll make her choice then.

00:15:23.802 --> 00:15:26.012
Now wait a second.
What's with the losing attitude?

00:15:26.096 --> 00:15:28.807
No, no. You need to stay positive.

00:15:30.100 --> 00:15:31.643
-Positive.
-You're right, you're right.

00:15:31.685 --> 00:15:33.520
-You're right. I'll find a solution.
-There you go.

00:15:33.645 --> 00:15:35.605
No, but now the computer is dead.

00:15:35.647 --> 00:15:36.856
But stay positive.

00:15:37.607 --> 00:15:39.818
Wait. Holidays, tennis...

00:15:40.318 --> 00:15:41.444
Ah, there you are!

00:15:41.486 --> 00:15:44.030
Something serious is happening,
and we need to act.

00:15:44.447 --> 00:15:46.908
You know that pink box in my room
where my diary's kept?

00:15:47.033 --> 00:15:48.868
-Yes.
-Well, I set a trap with cocoa,

00:15:48.910 --> 00:15:51.287
'cause I saw it in this
awesome Christmas movie.

00:15:51.413 --> 00:15:53.790
So when your Emmanuelle
tried to come to steal my secrets,

00:15:53.873 --> 00:15:56.376
it'll go bam!
She'll get a face full of cocoa.

00:16:00.713 --> 00:16:02.674
Hey, wait. What are you doing in there?

00:16:02.715 --> 00:16:05.093
Uh, we're finishing a dish
he offered to make.

00:16:05.176 --> 00:16:06.886
-Oh, yeah.
-From his home region.

00:16:07.011 --> 00:16:09.514
It's uh... It's from the southwest area,

00:16:09.597 --> 00:16:10.932
and it's really... Oh, yeah.

00:16:12.517 --> 00:16:14.185
It's looking great so far.

00:16:14.269 --> 00:16:15.270
Hey, there, Vic.

00:16:19.732 --> 00:16:22.068
Could I borrow Axel?
Because you have it all the time.

00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:24.612
I was just thinking that maybe
I could use it too, for a day.

00:16:24.654 --> 00:16:26.239
Great idea. You'll learn how it works.

00:16:26.281 --> 00:16:28.199
-Oh, cool.
-You'll see he knows a lot about you.

00:16:28.241 --> 00:16:29.909
Oh, that's cool.

00:16:32.912 --> 00:16:35.123
Hey, Axel,
so how would I repair a computer

00:16:35.248 --> 00:16:38.084
on which I spilled tons of water
like a massive idiot?

00:16:38.209 --> 00:16:41.004
And I tried everything,
and now all I want to do is cry.

00:16:41.045 --> 00:16:42.422
In your neighborhood,

00:16:42.505 --> 00:16:44.382
I found the solution to your problem.

00:16:44.465 --> 00:16:46.259
- Yes.
- Lola Grandini.

00:16:46.342 --> 00:16:48.011
- Huge gamer.
- Okay, go on.

00:16:48.052 --> 00:16:50.889
And she was in the under-18
Major League Gaming Final.

00:16:51.014 --> 00:16:55.143
She repairs any computer,
electronic device, and connected device.

00:16:55.226 --> 00:16:56.519
-Okay.
-Wow.

00:16:56.644 --> 00:16:58.646
It takes her under 18 years
to repair a computer?

00:16:58.730 --> 00:16:59.939
That's too long.

00:17:02.317 --> 00:17:03.443
Why are you laughing?

00:17:04.277 --> 00:17:05.737
You're kidding, right?

00:17:08.114 --> 00:17:10.533
Do you think he left?
I don't see him anywhere.

00:18:01.834 --> 00:18:04.003
Oh, no.

00:18:07.590 --> 00:18:09.342
I got a video of the whole thing.

00:18:09.425 --> 00:18:10.468
It was awesome.

00:18:11.010 --> 00:18:12.679
Could I get your number
and send it to you?

00:18:12.804 --> 00:18:13.846
You have to post that.

00:18:13.888 --> 00:18:15.473
It'll be a like factory.

00:18:15.848 --> 00:18:17.892
-Did you see how she fell?
-Yeah.

00:18:17.975 --> 00:18:19.227
Cool, thanks.

00:18:19.310 --> 00:18:20.520
-Bye.
-Later.

00:18:22.647 --> 00:18:24.482
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.

00:18:24.607 --> 00:18:26.109
Thank you, Emmanuelle.

00:18:26.192 --> 00:18:28.111
-For what?
-I got Alexis's number for that.

00:18:28.528 --> 00:18:30.738
Well, if I need to fall
so you can get a number,

00:18:30.822 --> 00:18:31.864
that's not too bad.

00:18:31.948 --> 00:18:34.409
Before you ate it,
you were skating really well.

00:18:34.492 --> 00:18:35.493
We were blown away.

00:18:35.576 --> 00:18:39.455
When I was your age, I was on the Gaspé
figure skating team, so that's why.

00:18:39.539 --> 00:18:40.665
Why'd you stop?

00:18:41.124 --> 00:18:44.711
Well, you know, I was good,
but I ruffled my teammates' feathers.

00:18:44.836 --> 00:18:47.296
I was a bit of a know-it-all.

00:18:47.380 --> 00:18:48.464
Hmm.

00:18:48.548 --> 00:18:50.341
Totally could see that.

00:18:52.051 --> 00:18:54.011
Okay, so I changed out the battery.

00:18:54.387 --> 00:18:55.513
You were really lucky.

00:18:55.596 --> 00:18:59.684
It's the only component that's not linked
to the motherboard and the rest of the PC.

00:18:59.809 --> 00:19:00.810
That's great.

00:19:00.852 --> 00:19:03.479
That's funny because I have this story
about a motherboard

00:19:03.604 --> 00:19:05.690
who got in a fight with the fatherboard

00:19:05.815 --> 00:19:09.402
'cause the stepfather board
didn't bring the car back in time,

00:19:09.444 --> 00:19:11.112
and they brought it back on Thursday.

00:19:11.237 --> 00:19:12.280
They were really...

00:19:13.781 --> 00:19:16.534
All right, this is great.
It means it works.

00:19:16.617 --> 00:19:18.911
And what's better is that
the hard drive wasn't damaged,

00:19:18.995 --> 00:19:20.413
so the data's safe.

00:19:20.496 --> 00:19:21.622
Hey, I have safe data?

00:19:21.706 --> 00:19:22.999
-Yeah.
-That's great news.

00:19:24.041 --> 00:19:25.293
the seventh vertebra.

00:19:25.835 --> 00:19:28.463
There we go. There it went.
It should be better now.

00:19:28.546 --> 00:19:30.298
It's gone and done now, which is great,

00:19:30.423 --> 00:19:31.424
so thank you so much.

00:19:31.507 --> 00:19:33.718
And for now, don't forget
to drink a lot of fluids.

00:19:33.801 --> 00:19:35.261
-Lots of water.
-Careful with water.

00:19:35.303 --> 00:19:37.305
-It really is the kryptonite of computers.
-Yes.

00:19:37.430 --> 00:19:39.557
-Make sure you drink water...
-It could happen again.

00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:41.392
...and take time to lie down.

00:19:41.476 --> 00:19:43.811
The problem will come back
if you don't quit, right?

00:19:43.895 --> 00:19:46.314
-It would affect the motherboard.
-Have a good evening.

00:19:48.357 --> 00:19:49.358
Wow.

00:19:49.692 --> 00:19:51.235
Did you just pay your patient?

00:19:52.403 --> 00:19:53.863
-I didn't pay her.
-You did.

00:19:53.946 --> 00:19:56.115
-Didn't I really? What?
-Yeah. You definitely did.

00:19:56.699 --> 00:19:58.242
Well, guess I'm tired.

00:20:00.328 --> 00:20:01.662
Will you tell him, or can I?

00:20:01.746 --> 00:20:03.164
Oh, go ahead. Have fun.

00:20:03.623 --> 00:20:04.624
Watch this.

00:20:07.293 --> 00:20:09.754
That's hilarious.

00:20:09.837 --> 00:20:11.756
Here, proof Emmanuelle went
through my stuff.

00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:13.257
Come on, read it.

00:20:13.341 --> 00:20:15.134
-All right.
-Calm down.

00:20:15.509 --> 00:20:16.636
"Dear Diary.

00:20:16.719 --> 00:20:19.430
"I wet the bed because I drink too much,

00:20:19.472 --> 00:20:22.225
"and Romy+Alexis = love."

00:20:22.642 --> 00:20:23.851
Wait, Romy. I don't understand.

00:20:23.893 --> 00:20:25.228
I've never even seen your diary.

00:20:25.311 --> 00:20:26.812
I saw your dissertation about us.

00:20:26.896 --> 00:20:29.106
And that you read my diary
to find out all my secrets.

00:20:29.190 --> 00:20:31.067
-Wait a second. Stop it.
-What are you saying?

00:20:31.150 --> 00:20:33.819
You talked about a tyrannical girl
with a video game addiction.

00:20:33.861 --> 00:20:35.446
And you thought that was you.

00:20:35.529 --> 00:20:37.240
Oh, it wasn't at all. Not at all.

00:20:37.323 --> 00:20:39.617
It's just a little girl I studied
in Canada.

00:20:39.992 --> 00:20:42.870
And Alexis you told me about
when you were playing The Smiths.

00:20:44.997 --> 00:20:46.082
Oh, yeah.

00:20:56.759 --> 00:20:57.843
Romy.

00:20:59.470 --> 00:21:00.638
Romy.

00:21:01.514 --> 00:21:02.515
Romy?

00:21:08.729 --> 00:21:12.942
Romy, that Canadian girl
has nothing at all to do with you.

00:21:13.025 --> 00:21:15.027
She has really significant problems.

00:21:16.696 --> 00:21:20.616
You, you're just a little girl
who's very energetic and determined.

00:21:21.951 --> 00:21:24.537
A girl who's close to her family,
who's courageous.

00:21:25.287 --> 00:21:28.624
You might be overly fixated
on miniature pigs, but they're cool.

00:21:29.792 --> 00:21:30.876
And that little girl,

00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:33.421
does she know how to make
slimy paste with chewing gum?

00:21:34.714 --> 00:21:36.007
Um...

00:21:40.261 --> 00:21:41.554
Because I know how.

00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:52.314
This is just incredible.

00:21:52.398 --> 00:21:54.900
Romy actually thought
my dissertation was all about her.

00:21:55.025 --> 00:21:57.278
That's kids for you.
That's just how they are.

00:21:57.361 --> 00:21:59.739
Speaking of, I should have feedback
from my advisor.

00:21:59.864 --> 00:22:01.532
Wow. I'm curious to see.

00:22:01.657 --> 00:22:02.700
It works, at least.

00:22:02.825 --> 00:22:04.869
Well, because that's a working computer.

00:22:04.952 --> 00:22:06.996
I mean, you recharge the battery
of course.

00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:08.164
It's not working.

00:22:09.999 --> 00:22:11.041
But it should be working.

00:22:11.125 --> 00:22:12.126
Fred?

00:22:12.793 --> 00:22:14.003
-But you...
-What? What is it?

00:22:14.086 --> 00:22:16.046
-Why are you looking at me?
-I don't know. I just...

00:22:16.130 --> 00:22:17.923
Well, I don't know what happened.

00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:19.800
What's going on?

00:22:20.426 --> 00:22:22.219
Why in the world will you not work?

00:22:22.261 --> 00:22:25.347
All right, I'll admit it. I spilled
water on it, but it's because of Romy.

00:22:25.431 --> 00:22:27.725
Uh, with your dissertation. What you said.

00:22:27.850 --> 00:22:29.143
She was always talking about it,

00:22:29.226 --> 00:22:31.020
about how there's a father
lacking authority.

00:22:31.061 --> 00:22:34.023
And so I thought it must be me,
that you're talking about me.

00:22:34.064 --> 00:22:36.066
And so I felt panicked about it.

00:22:37.234 --> 00:22:40.321
Oh, God. Do you realize
I'm going to have to kill you?

00:22:40.404 --> 00:22:42.698
Do you realize the latest part
of my dissertation was on this

00:22:42.823 --> 00:22:43.991
and I didn't back it up?

00:22:44.074 --> 00:22:46.702
-My whole life was on this.
-I'm sorry.

00:22:46.827 --> 00:22:48.496
-I'm sorry. I know, I know.
-No, no, no.

00:22:48.621 --> 00:22:50.623
What's the name of the file?

00:22:50.664 --> 00:22:52.500
Part two, Chapter three. Why, Victoire?

00:22:52.625 --> 00:22:54.418
Vic, now's really not a good time.

00:22:54.460 --> 00:22:56.462
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Hey, hey.

00:22:56.504 --> 00:22:57.713
It's still in your head.

00:22:57.796 --> 00:23:00.591
- Is that it?
- Part two, Chapter three.

00:23:00.674 --> 00:23:01.675
Yes, it is.

00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:03.010
How did you do that, Vic?

00:23:03.093 --> 00:23:04.220
How did you do that?

00:23:04.261 --> 00:23:06.597
Well, since we connected
everything to Axel,

00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:09.600
when you saved on your computer,
it also saved on Axel's cloud.

00:23:09.683 --> 00:23:11.685
That's my daughter. That's my daughter!

00:23:11.727 --> 00:23:12.895
That is my kid.

00:23:12.937 --> 00:23:14.813
-Muah, muah. Thank you.
-That is my daughter.

00:23:14.897 --> 00:23:15.856
That is my daughter.

00:23:15.940 --> 00:23:17.149
Axel's the one you need to thank.

00:23:17.233 --> 00:23:18.901
-Axel...
-No, it was you, Vic. You're great.

00:23:19.026 --> 00:23:20.361
You're just like your daddy.

00:23:20.444 --> 00:23:21.654
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Emma.

00:23:21.695 --> 00:23:23.030
She got nothing from her mother.

00:23:23.113 --> 00:23:25.115
It's crazy. That's my Vic.

00:23:25.658 --> 00:23:27.868
Well, that worked out great, you know?

00:23:27.952 --> 00:23:29.245
It synchronizes.

00:23:29.328 --> 00:23:31.997
That's such a great quality
for it to have.

00:23:32.456 --> 00:23:34.333
-Uh, wait. Mmm.
-Is there anything else...

00:23:34.458 --> 00:23:35.960
Hang on. Hang on now.

00:23:36.043 --> 00:23:40.714
You thought I was spending all this time
writing my dissertation on you,

00:23:40.798 --> 00:23:43.509
and you went through my computer
like it's no big deal?

00:23:43.592 --> 00:23:46.512
Actually, a lot of dissertations
have been written about me before,

00:23:46.595 --> 00:23:48.597
-because look, I'm quite fascinating.
-Fred.

00:23:48.681 --> 00:23:50.015
-Fred.
-I'm really sorry.

00:23:50.057 --> 00:23:53.060
Before we lecture the girls
on respecting people's privacy,

00:23:53.143 --> 00:23:54.520
we need to apply it to ourselves.

00:23:54.603 --> 00:23:56.230
When we have doubts, we can talk them out.

00:23:56.313 --> 00:23:58.274
-Yes, we will.
-We've got a text from Alexis.

00:23:58.357 --> 00:23:59.733
-You have to look at his gif.
-Yeah!

00:23:59.858 --> 00:24:00.859
-You wanna see it?
-Yeah.

00:24:00.943 --> 00:24:01.944
-A gif?
-Yeah, of you.

00:24:02.027 --> 00:24:03.696
-It's "gif", with a "guh."
-Whatever.

00:24:03.737 --> 00:24:05.656
This is pure gold for social media.

00:24:06.824 --> 00:24:09.451
I get it. I promise not to send it
to all my contacts.

00:24:09.493 --> 00:24:11.704
Sending media to all contacts.

00:24:11.829 --> 00:24:13.497
Oh, no. No!

00:24:13.622 --> 00:24:15.124
-No.
-I'm so sorry.

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That's a serious flaw of that robot.

00:24:17.543 --> 00:24:18.961
-Right.
-We're turning it off.

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-Thank you.
-I'll let you tell Victoire.

00:24:22.798 --> 00:24:24.299
Vi-ca-toire.

00:24:24.425 --> 00:24:26.218
We had a lot of fun together,

00:24:26.260 --> 00:24:30.055
but now you need to learn
on your own without my help.

00:24:30.889 --> 00:24:32.725
But what'll I do without you, Axel?

00:24:33.475 --> 00:24:34.893
You know, my daughter...

00:24:34.935 --> 00:24:36.895
I... I mean, little girl,

00:24:37.021 --> 00:24:41.400
know that I have things to do,
and you also have a life to live.

00:24:41.483 --> 00:24:43.610
Let us part as good friends.

00:24:43.694 --> 00:24:44.695
Hang on. I'm second.

00:24:44.820 --> 00:24:47.281
I'm stuck and can't remember.
The layer beneath the, uh,

00:24:47.322 --> 00:24:49.158
lithosphere is called what again?

00:24:50.826 --> 00:24:52.286
-Axel?
-Yeah.

00:24:52.327 --> 00:24:55.247
Um, yes. I did not understand
your question.

00:24:55.330 --> 00:24:56.999
The layer that's under the lithosphere.

00:24:57.082 --> 00:24:58.625
Can you tell me what it's called again?

00:24:59.251 --> 00:25:00.252
I...

00:25:01.503 --> 00:25:02.504
Uh...

00:25:06.675 --> 00:25:08.260
This... this layer,

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it is named the undercoat.

00:25:12.431 --> 00:25:13.849
You were messing with me

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But guess what

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It is... to mess with you-ooh-ooh

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And I'm gonna make it worth my while

00:25:20.689 --> 00:25:22.483
The undercoat layer

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is also called the Verdier layer

00:25:24.902 --> 00:25:28.030
due to its discoverer, Mr. Verdier.

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Mr. Verdier was an old person...

00:25:34.328 --> 00:25:37.873
It's all right, Daddy. I already knew it.
It's the asthenosphere.

00:25:38.791 --> 00:25:42.211
That was it. That was it.
I was gonna say that next.

00:25:42.711 --> 00:25:45.923
It'll be all right without Axel.
Besides, you need it the most.

00:25:46.048 --> 00:25:47.090
No, I don't think I do.

00:25:47.216 --> 00:25:48.425
-I don't need it.
-Yeah.

00:25:48.467 --> 00:25:50.010
You don't know why onions make you cry.

00:25:50.093 --> 00:25:51.637
-That's 'cause...
-You can't get organized.

00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:53.055
Well, if it just...

00:25:53.096 --> 00:25:54.348
And you break computers.

00:25:54.890 --> 00:25:56.433
That one's just a hobby of mine.

00:25:58.393 --> 00:25:59.561
This is for you.