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Whoa, this place looks
as good as it smells.

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And it smells like heaven
with angels working the grill.

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That's not an angel on the grill.

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That's Woody. He owns the place.

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This is BoomBox Burger,

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where all the kids from school hang out.

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It's '90s hip-hop themed.

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I popped out of a cell phone
in the wrong decade.

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Hey, y'all. It's your girl Lay Lay.

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And I'm all about this place.

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Lay Lay, you're at a ten.
Let's bring it down to a three.

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Remember, nobody knows you're an avatar
who came out of my phone.

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You can't be acting strange.

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[scoffs] I've been acting normal.

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Not at home.

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This morning, my mom watched you
open and close the refrigerator

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while you kept saying,
"Light on. Light off, y'all."

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Well, is the light on,
or is the light off?

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We'll never know.

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You've got to stop acting brand-new.

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My mom is smart.

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Eventually, she's going to catch on,
and that'll be the end of us.

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Just act like a regular kid.

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Do you like my walrus teeth?

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[laughs] That's better.

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But tonight, my mom's cooking,

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and she takes family dinners
really seriously.

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I'll take it seriously, too.

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Whaddup, yo.

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I'm Daniel, and welcome to BoomBox Burger,

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where extra cheddar
doesn't cost extra chedda.

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And I'm acting weird?
This dude is talking gibberish.

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That's '90s slang.

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Everyone who works here talks like that.

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We should bring your parents
down here to translate.

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They're old.

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According to my mom, she's still 27.

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Yeah, like I said, old.

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So, what can I get you?

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How's the Wu-Tang Clam Chowder?

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Chuck D-Licious.

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This may be a 1990s diner,

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but these are definitely today's prices.

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What's so funny?

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You.

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You always say what you think
and keep it real.

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I'm just trying to be
a regular kid, like you said.

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So I'll keep keeping it real.
I'll also take an MC Hummus.

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Hey, Woody.

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We got an order
for the special of the day.

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One MC Hummus coming up. Kick it.

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That's a cool effect.

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Now I know why the price is so high.

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It's 2:00.

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We're late for a meeting with a client.

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No, you're not. It's only noon.

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I set the clocks to Hong Kong time

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so I didn't miss the opening
of the Hang Seng stock index.

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You understand.

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Not at all.

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I told you this had
something to do with him.

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We're being considered to write a jingle
for Marv's Mugs.

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They sent us a mug for inspiration.

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It's so cute. And meaty.

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So we're about to have 8,000 burger mugs

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laying around here
after you get the gig, huh?

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It's true.

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Whenever we get an account,
they give us boxes of free products.

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Which we never use.

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But you know who could use these?

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BoomBox Burger.

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You think we should give them the mugs?

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Give?

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How are the people in charge
of saving for my college education

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so afraid to make money?

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We should sell the mugs
to those patty flippers down at BoomBox.

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Something tells me I should
supervise this transaction.

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It's cute you think you have a choice.

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What's cooking, Mom?

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I don't know about all of you,
but I put in a hard day's work.

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A hard day's work

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because you pressed
your khakis for 20 minutes?

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Look at you insulting
my brother and fitting in.

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Just keeping it real and be a regular kid.

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Regular kid? What does that mean?

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Oh, nothing.

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It's just a little inside joke
we have at school.

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You wouldn't understand because you're not
a regular kid, you know.

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Well, regular kids, I hope you're hungry

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because tonight,
we're having Trish's Dishes.

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-Oh, awesome, Mom.
-Surprise.

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Can't wait. Oh!

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What's Trish's Dishes?

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Once a week, my mom tries a new recipe.

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And it's great.

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And today, it's blueberry
and onion mashed potatoes.

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Those look like a puppet exploded.

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The recipe said to use rosemary

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instead of blueberries and onions,

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but like Chef Raw says,

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"A good cook never lets
recipes box them in."

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Honey, you really put your foot in this.

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It's true.

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This tastes like a foot soaked in garlic.

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No, Lay Lay, that's just an expression.

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And this is my expression
eating these potatoes:

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Come on, everybody.
Where are my props for keeping it real?

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I mean, what are these, po-ta-toes?

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My eyes must be deceiving me,

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because I know there is not
a foot on my table.

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Oh, forgive her, for she know
not what she do.

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I'm sorry. I was just--

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You can just clear the table

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and wash the dishes by yourself tonight.

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Sorry, Lay Lay.

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Oh, you sorry, huh?

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Since you so sorry, you can
help her clean the kitchen too.

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Now I'm really sorry.

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Now everyone, eat up.

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I said eat.

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Cleaning that kitchen took forever.

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Why couldn't we use the dishwasher?

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When we're in trouble,
we are the dishwasher.

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You shouldn't have put
your foot on the table.

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It's that kind of stuff that's gonna tip
my mom off to our secret.

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My bad, Sadie.

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I knew you were in trouble
when my mom's left eyebrow

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went all the way up.

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You don't mess with the left eyebrow.

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You told me to keep it real.

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And real talk, those potatoes
looked like Cookie Monster

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got hit with a steamroller.

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I know. They were awful.

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But my mom worked hard on them.

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So we pretend to like them.

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It's important to protect
people's feelings.

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Real people don't always keep it real?

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It's called a white lie,

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and to fit in, you're going
to have to tell a few.

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I can do that.

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By the way,

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I love that new mango deodorant
you've been using.

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Thank you.

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Wait, was that a white lie?

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Maybe.

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New rule. Don't tell white lies to me.

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Fine.

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I haven't smelled a lot of smells yet,

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but mango armpit?

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Come on.

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Okay, son, I'm all for you
being a businessman,

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but your mother sent me here to make sure
that your pursuit of money

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doesn't cost us money.

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No problem, Dad.
You stick to the script and watch me work.

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Excuse me, sir.

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I'm Marky Alexander, and I'm
looking for Woody, the manager.

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I have a business proposition for him.

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Marky, I've met you 100 times.

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You like your cheeseburger
with just mustard and extra pickles.

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You've met Burger-Marky,

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but you're talking to Business-Marky.

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And this is my associate.

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You mean your father, Bryce.
Double bacon, double cheese?

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Unless he's with Trish,

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then it's a turkey burger
with extra health.

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So, whatcha got for me, Marky?

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An opportunity to up your mug game.

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With this mug, your customer
just orders coffee.

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I'll have a coffee.

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But with this mug, your customer says--

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Ooh, give me a burger. Nah, give me 12.

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You might be on to something.

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Looking at this thing
makes me want a burger.

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We wanted to see if you're interested
in purchasing some of these mugs.

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We don't have them yet,

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but we can come back
to work out the details--

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Or, we can close this deal
with Woody right now.

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Because Woody seems like a smart guy,

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I bet he'd be willing
to put down a 50% cash deposit.

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You're right, Marky, I am a smart guy.

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And I know a good deal when I see one.

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Thank you.

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Give us a moment, please.

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It's too soon to make a deal.
We don't have the mugs yet.

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Dad, the first rule of business is,
never focus on what you don't have

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and focus on what you do have:

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a big stack of money.

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I know I'm going to regret this.

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But that is a big stack of money.

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We'll be back with your mugs, Woody.

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Hey, girls, can we get your opinion?

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Marv's Mugs asked for something
a little different for their jingle.

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It's not really our thing,
but we gave it a try.

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Well, if it involves that piano-fan
around your neck, I'm in.

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-[yodeling]
- Marv's Mugs

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-[yodeling]
- Marv's Mugs

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-What do you think, girls?
-I don't know.

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This sounds like
a great opportunity for Lay Lay

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to honestly say what she thinks.

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Oh.

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That was amazing.

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Don't believe what you hear
in the streets.

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Yodeling is never dead.

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-Nice job.
-Perfect.

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I'll set this up so we can record it.

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Ms. A.

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I'm sorry for insulting
your cooking last night.

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I was just trying to be funny,
and I got carried away.

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I appreciate that.

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So you don't think
Trish's Dishes are awful?

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What? No.

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I don't say things are fire
unless I really mean it,

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and your potatoes were fire.

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Matter of fact, I think
you should make Trish's Dishes

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more than once a week.

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Or what about every night of the week?

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Well, since you like my cooking so much,
every night it is.

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What should I make first? Ooh!

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Why'd you make me use my avatar power?

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I needed you to freeze time
because now my mom's

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gonna make Trish's Dishes
every night of the week.

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What did we do to you? Do you not like us?

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You gave me the "keep going,
you're doing great"' gesture.

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This is my "cut it out" gesture.

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Your gestures need work.

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Oh, this is terrible.

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You don't even know how bad
Trish's Dishes can be.

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Have you ever had anchovy cornbread?

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Candied liver with marshmallow sauce?

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Salmon smoothies?

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'Cause I've had all of those,
and I cannot go back there.

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Well, should I just tell your mom
her cooking is terrible?

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No. We're in too deep now.

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We've gotta eat whatever she makes.

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We'll clean our plates. Together.

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I'll make fish gravy pie.

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Now why'd you freeze time?

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Fish Gravy Pie?

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I need a minute for a genuine reaction.

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-Sounds great.
-Yum.

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Yeah.

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Busted.

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Was that a pre-dinner salami?

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It's a Trish's Dishes night.

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I cannot go into that on an empty stomach.

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I get it.

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I've been stuffing myself
with string cheese all day.

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Speaking of cheese, we didn't land
that Marv's Mugs account.

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What?

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BoomBox is expecting a shipment
of those burger mugs by tomorrow.

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I should have never
brought you on as an associate.

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Relax. We'll just refund Woody his money.

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We can't do that, Dad.

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Rule number two of business
is customer satisfaction.

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-You spent the money, didn't you?
-Yes, I did.

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Oh me, oh my, it's fish gravy pie.

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The name alone sounds like gravy heaven.

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I can't wait.

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It's so good, honey.

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For texture, I added extra fish heads.

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Oh, there's no such thing
as extra fish heads…

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Only not enough.

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You know, it's the scales for me.

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The bones make you really
slow down and savor the taste.

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I forgot the drinks. I'll be right back.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry.
This is an insult to pies everywhere.

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Good thing it's pocket-sized.

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Good thing you have another pocket.

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Smart move, Sadie.

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What? That's not fair.

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-Sadie, you owe me.
-For what?

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14 years of everything.

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Yum. That was amazing, Mom.

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Looks like you boys really enjoyed it.

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You better have some more.

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-Dang it.
-What?

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I said slang it, honey.

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Good, because it is time

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for course number two,
tarragon cabbage *.

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They're just finishing up on the grill.

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We got got again?

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The cabbage * are a little crisp,

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but that brings out the flavor.

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but that brings out the flavor.

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That's it.

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Ms. A, can I be honest about your cooking?

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I just…

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love it so much.

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It makes me miss
my home-cooked meals from Houston.

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Aww. I'd be happy to whip up
your favorite Houston treat.

00:14:29.915 --> 00:14:31.417
No!

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I mean, you've done so much for me.

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Allow me to cook for you.

00:14:36.297 --> 00:14:39.258
Yes. That's a great idea.
Let Lay Lay cook.

00:14:39.341 --> 00:14:42.720
Oh, I didn't know you could cook, sweetie.
What are you gonna make?

00:14:42.803 --> 00:14:47.016
Oh, I'll be making a classic

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called Houston Surprise.

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-Houston Surprise.
-Yeah.

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Sounds delicious.

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Oh, yeah, Mom.

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You're gonna love Houston Surprise.
[laughs]

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What's Houston Surprise?

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I don't know. I've never been to Houston.

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We have one whisk, a turkey baster,
and three spatulas.

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Your spatulas are flyswatters.

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You've never cooked before, have you?

00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:17.796
Hey, a week ago,
I had never brushed my teeth.

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I catch on quick.

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Well, as long as you have
a recipe for Houston Surprise,

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I can make this work.

00:15:25.346 --> 00:15:27.473
Great. What's a recipe?

00:15:28.724 --> 00:15:31.268
Okay, we don't have a recipe.

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So we'll have to improvise
because this has to go well.

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Why? What's the big deal anyway?

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If my mom realizes you don't know

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how to make your favorite meal,
the Houston surprise will be

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that she finds out you're from my phone.

00:15:43.405 --> 00:15:46.700
Well, how can we make it
if I don't know what it is?

00:15:48.160 --> 00:15:49.328
Why don't we make it a gumbo?

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Every time my dad and I make gumbo,

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he puts anything in there,
and it turns out delicious.

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Great idea. It's gumbo time.

00:16:02.591 --> 00:16:04.093
What? You said anything.

00:16:10.516 --> 00:16:13.686
Gotta tell you, Marky.
It's like I'm at a campfire.

00:16:13.769 --> 00:16:15.354
This is pretty relaxing.

00:16:15.437 --> 00:16:17.481
There is no time to relax.

00:16:17.564 --> 00:16:20.234
We need more mugs, and we need them fast.

00:16:21.527 --> 00:16:23.529
Hey, honey. About to get a workout in?

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Yup. Since I don't have to cook,

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I've got time for my virtual spin class.

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I am not even going to ask
what's going on here.

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Thanks, babe. Saves me a lie.

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Just one more stir and…

00:16:39.795 --> 00:16:42.297
dang, we've melted all the spatulas.

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Flyswatters.

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Whatever. They're all melting.

00:16:48.804 --> 00:16:52.933
Well, I don't know what this is now,
but it's not gumbo.

00:16:53.017 --> 00:16:56.145
It doesn't matter.
We're making Houston Surprise.

00:16:56.228 --> 00:16:59.273
The only thing in that recipe is fun.

00:16:59.356 --> 00:17:01.525
One octopus or two?

00:17:03.110 --> 00:17:05.696
Two.

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That's 16 arms of fun.

00:17:08.574 --> 00:17:10.951
Now it's time for the yeast.

00:17:12.036 --> 00:17:13.746
Come on, yeast.

00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:15.748
Come on, yeast--oops.

00:17:17.207 --> 00:17:18.292
Uh, it's okay.

00:17:18.375 --> 00:17:21.128
We can just counterbalance the yeast
by adding more…

00:17:21.211 --> 00:17:22.629
oh, tomato sauce, huh?

00:17:22.713 --> 00:17:24.089
You're the gumbo master.

00:17:24.173 --> 00:17:26.300
All right. Ooh.

00:17:28.802 --> 00:17:31.138
Wow, cooking really is fun.

00:17:31.221 --> 00:17:33.974
Now squirt in some mayonnaise.
Go on, gloop it in there.

00:17:36.351 --> 00:17:38.479
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Do you feel it, Dad?

00:17:42.649 --> 00:17:43.984
The electricity?

00:17:44.068 --> 00:17:46.487
It's time to get paid.

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Son, I think Woody's gonna notice

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these aren't the burger mugs
we promised him.

00:17:50.115 --> 00:17:51.492
Why would you say that?

00:17:56.580 --> 00:18:00.459
Okay, there's a slight chance
he might notice.

00:18:04.379 --> 00:18:06.548
Oh, the burger mugs. Perfect timing.

00:18:06.632 --> 00:18:08.217
I just got rid of my old ones.

00:18:08.300 --> 00:18:11.887
Good, because these burger mugs
are like something you've never seen.

00:18:13.806 --> 00:18:14.932
The mugs!

00:18:15.015 --> 00:18:17.142
[both] Oh, no!

00:18:17.226 --> 00:18:20.020
My bad. I'll get the broom.

00:18:20.104 --> 00:18:22.564
Oh man, I just threw out my old mugs.

00:18:22.648 --> 00:18:25.567
And if I pay for these,
I can't afford to buy new ones.

00:18:25.651 --> 00:18:27.486
Burger-Marky feels for you,

00:18:27.569 --> 00:18:29.822
but Business-Marky really needs his money.

00:18:29.905 --> 00:18:31.448
Hang on. Hang on, son.

00:18:31.532 --> 00:18:33.826
Woody needs new mugs.
Let's figure this out.

00:18:33.909 --> 00:18:35.410
New mugs?

00:18:35.494 --> 00:18:37.079
My uncle Marv has a mug company.

00:18:37.162 --> 00:18:39.456
I can get you some
awesome burger mugs for free.

00:18:39.540 --> 00:18:41.750
-He can get me some for free?
-Yeah.

00:18:45.170 --> 00:18:47.548
I'm sorry it didn't work out, guys.
Maybe next time.

00:18:47.631 --> 00:18:50.008
I appreciate you supporting
my son's business,

00:18:50.092 --> 00:18:51.885
so allow me to support yours.

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We'll take two BoomBox Burgers to go.

00:18:53.929 --> 00:18:54.930
Coming right up.

00:18:56.306 --> 00:18:57.683
Thanks, Dad.

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Are the burgers my reward
for me trying my best

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even though the deal didn't work out?

00:19:01.979 --> 00:19:03.772
No, son.

00:19:03.856 --> 00:19:07.025
I just have no faith in what the girls
are making for dinner.

00:19:09.153 --> 00:19:11.238
Dinner is supposed to be in ten minutes.

00:19:11.321 --> 00:19:12.614
How's it looking?

00:19:15.909 --> 00:19:18.579
Either it's almost done,

00:19:18.662 --> 00:19:20.831
or we've created a monster.

00:19:25.335 --> 00:19:26.670
It's a demon!

00:19:26.753 --> 00:19:29.006
I think the yeast is reacting
with the tomato sauce.

00:19:29.089 --> 00:19:31.466
We've gotta smush this gumbo bubble.

00:19:32.509 --> 00:19:35.262
Nope. The bubble wants out.

00:19:35.345 --> 00:19:37.514
What about throwing salt on it?
Maybe it'll shrink like a snail.

00:19:37.598 --> 00:19:40.475
[gasps] You do that to snails?

00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:41.810
That's awful.

00:19:41.894 --> 00:19:44.104
It was one time. I was six.

00:19:46.148 --> 00:19:47.357
[Sadie] Oh, we're done.

00:19:47.441 --> 00:19:49.359
Oh, we're only making it angrier!

00:19:49.443 --> 00:19:50.527
I got this.

00:19:52.821 --> 00:19:57.993
Get in that pot, you dumb bubble!

00:20:03.874 --> 00:20:05.250
-We did it.
-Yeah.

00:20:06.376 --> 00:20:10.214
-Hey, girls.
-[both] Hey!

00:20:10.297 --> 00:20:11.340
Almost ready?

00:20:11.423 --> 00:20:13.050
I burned 700 calories

00:20:13.133 --> 00:20:15.510
and one YogaBlond24 in spin class today.

00:20:15.594 --> 00:20:16.678
I'm starving.

00:20:20.474 --> 00:20:23.227
Either we're gonna eat this,
or this is gonna eat us.

00:20:26.188 --> 00:20:28.148
Well, it certainly smells great.

00:20:30.984 --> 00:20:32.653
What's that noise?

00:20:32.736 --> 00:20:34.029
My bad, Mr. A.

00:20:34.112 --> 00:20:36.240
I was messing around with a new beat.

00:20:38.492 --> 00:20:40.285
Bryce, will you do the honors?

00:20:40.369 --> 00:20:43.038
I can't wait to find out
what's in a Houston Surprise.

00:20:43.121 --> 00:20:44.957
[both] Wait!

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Can I say something?

00:20:46.833 --> 00:20:49.336
Well, even if this isn't

00:20:49.419 --> 00:20:51.338
the best dinner you've ever had,

00:20:51.421 --> 00:20:53.382
I'm still thankful for you all.

00:20:53.465 --> 00:20:55.467
We love having you here, Lay Lay.

00:20:55.550 --> 00:20:58.136
That's right. You're like family.

00:20:58.220 --> 00:21:00.973
And this family likes to eat, so…

00:21:03.100 --> 00:21:04.309
Let's dig in.

00:21:16.697 --> 00:21:18.073
Surprise!

00:21:21.159 --> 00:21:25.247
Well, this is the most exciting dinner

00:21:25.330 --> 00:21:26.498
we've had in a while.

00:21:30.168 --> 00:21:32.004
I don't really know how to cook.

00:21:32.087 --> 00:21:34.506
Yes, that's clear.

00:21:34.589 --> 00:21:35.716
I'm sorry.

00:21:35.799 --> 00:21:38.260
I just wanted everyone to think
that I belong here.

00:21:39.136 --> 00:21:40.846
You do belong here.

00:21:40.929 --> 00:21:42.431
I'm not sure your cooking does--

00:21:42.514 --> 00:21:45.976
Actually, it didn't taste too bad
when it was shooting up my nose.

00:21:47.352 --> 00:21:48.687
Should we give it a try?

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It's alive. Everybody run!