WEBVTT 00:00:25.691 --> 00:00:26.442 New girl! You're driving. 00:00:26.526 --> 00:00:29.528 Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly. 00:01:42.558 --> 00:01:45.979 Ah, come on! Goddammit, Dad! 00:01:53.569 --> 00:01:55.488 Fuck yeah. 00:01:55.571 --> 00:01:56.948 You have him on the tracker? 00:01:57.073 --> 00:01:59.408 Yeah, it looks like he's still inside the apartments. We're almost there. 00:01:59.450 --> 00:02:00.993 Okay, get him out of there. 00:02:01.077 --> 00:02:02.995 -Harcourt, 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:05.998 I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is. 00:02:06.082 --> 00:02:08.084 I've got it handled. Don't worry, I'm almost there. 00:02:12.755 --> 00:02:16.258 You know... in your room, what you have in there, 00:02:16.383 --> 00:02:17.927 -that's not safe. -What? 00:02:18.010 --> 00:02:19.345 -You had someone in your room. -Is it against regulations? 00:02:19.428 --> 00:02:22.097 -I didn't say that. What are you doing? 00:02:22.222 --> 00:02:24.600 This op is off the books. We don't have regulations, 00:02:24.683 --> 00:02:27.269 but it's not safe, is it? For her, I mean. 00:02:27.394 --> 00:02:28.437 -I don't know! -It's not. 00:02:28.562 --> 00:02:30.522 -What are you doing? -Watch the road. 00:02:30.606 --> 00:02:32.774 -I also have dogs. -Okay. 00:02:32.900 --> 00:02:34.860 -Do you think they're safe? -Are they big dogs? 00:02:34.943 --> 00:02:37.279 No, they're pretty small, but one of 'em, Emerson, he likes to wear these little outfits. 00:02:37.404 --> 00:02:40.073 Do you think that's gonna make him a bigger target? 00:02:40.157 --> 00:02:41.283 Jesus Christ. 00:02:43.869 --> 00:02:45.662 Shit! 00:02:46.455 --> 00:02:47.414 Almost hit that bitch. 00:02:50.125 --> 00:02:52.043 Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene. 00:02:52.127 --> 00:02:54.045 Can you change the name on the registration? 00:02:54.129 --> 00:02:55.463 Yep. Good. 00:03:01.302 --> 00:03:03.471 What the hell? 00:03:03.513 --> 00:03:06.057 The report said "an explosion." 00:03:06.141 --> 00:03:08.059 How'd the possum stay intact? 00:03:09.143 --> 00:03:12.146 I hope this isn't some cape shit. 00:03:12.230 --> 00:03:15.650 We've got enough trouble with that maniac Vigilante running around. 00:03:19.654 --> 00:03:20.655 Shit. 00:03:26.911 --> 00:03:29.497 What's this? Pizza? 00:03:32.083 --> 00:03:33.417 Officer, put that down. 00:03:34.377 --> 00:03:36.754 -Why? -Because I think it's a face. 00:03:37.505 --> 00:03:40.716 -A what? -A face. A human face. 00:03:48.724 --> 00:03:51.727 Backup and medical examiners are on their way, Detective. 00:03:51.810 --> 00:03:53.854 Could you move any fuckin' slower? 00:03:53.937 --> 00:03:55.064 I'm trying to be sneaky. 00:03:57.107 --> 00:03:58.525 Oh, shit. 00:04:01.028 --> 00:04:03.614 Can you believe this idiot fucked a butterfly? 00:04:03.697 --> 00:04:06.283 I mean, the man's been in prison for four years. 00:04:06.366 --> 00:04:08.619 There's not much I'd believe he wouldn't fuck. 00:04:08.660 --> 00:04:13.123 A bowl of oatmeal, a grapefruit, some yogurt. 00:04:13.665 --> 00:04:15.292 I'm hungry. 00:04:18.295 --> 00:04:20.046 Look, I know you don't believe me, 00:04:20.130 --> 00:04:22.883 but Emerson, he really does like to wear clothes. 00:04:22.966 --> 00:04:24.801 If you don't put him in something new in the morning, 00:04:24.843 --> 00:04:26.803 he'll just whine until you do. 00:04:26.928 --> 00:04:30.598 Do you pet the dog when he looks cute in these clothes? 00:04:30.974 --> 00:04:31.725 I guess. 00:04:31.808 --> 00:04:33.643 He doesn't want to wear the clothes, 00:04:33.768 --> 00:04:37.313 he's just willing to humiliate himself for your love. 00:04:37.397 --> 00:04:39.357 I think he just likes lookin' smart. 00:04:41.150 --> 00:04:43.486 -Where the fuck is he? -Emerson? He's at home. 00:04:43.569 --> 00:04:46.781 Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker. 00:04:51.828 --> 00:04:53.579 What is that, a cat? 00:04:54.163 --> 00:04:57.917 Super neat. I see cookies in my future. 00:05:00.586 --> 00:05:02.964 This is... must have. 00:05:23.525 --> 00:05:24.693 What? 00:05:24.777 --> 00:05:26.528 What the fuck are you still doing in there? 00:05:26.612 --> 00:05:28.447 I told you, I'm getting important shit! 00:05:28.530 --> 00:05:30.449 Well, there are too many cops outside the front door, 00:05:30.574 --> 00:05:32.159 so you're gonna need to find another way out. 00:05:32.284 --> 00:05:34.244 Do you see Eagly out there at all? 00:05:34.328 --> 00:05:35.787 Your eagle? 00:05:35.871 --> 00:05:38.290 Yeah, could you, uh, could you look for him? Is he out there? 00:05:38.373 --> 00:05:41.251 No, man, I'm not gonna fucking look for your eagle. 00:05:41.251 --> 00:05:42.544 Harcourt, it's-- do me a solid. 00:05:42.627 --> 00:05:47.257 Just roll down the window, stick your hand outside, and then crinkle a bag. 00:05:47.340 --> 00:05:49.301 He'll think you have chips. He'll come right out to you. 00:05:49.384 --> 00:05:51.177 Why are you feeding him chips? 00:05:51.970 --> 00:05:54.139 Is that somebody in the window up there? 00:05:54.139 --> 00:05:54.806 Fuck! 00:05:56.558 --> 00:05:57.726 What was that on his head? 00:05:57.809 --> 00:06:00.603 Really? You didn't fucking trust me? 00:06:03.356 --> 00:06:05.984 Excuse me, ma'am? Is there any other way out of this building? 00:06:06.025 --> 00:06:08.403 Just the front door here and another on the side. 00:06:08.486 --> 00:06:11.072 Okay. You two, with us. You two, cover that side door. 00:06:14.993 --> 00:06:17.036 There's no exit on the back of the building, 00:06:17.161 --> 00:06:18.663 so see if you can get to a balcony 00:06:18.705 --> 00:06:19.872 on the second floor and jump. 00:06:20.039 --> 00:06:21.207 Jump? 00:06:27.338 --> 00:06:29.215 All right, go around back, go around back. 00:06:39.725 --> 00:06:41.060 Fifth floor, right? Yep. 00:06:56.283 --> 00:06:59.703 Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating? 00:06:59.786 --> 00:07:01.997 No, my heart stopped beating. 00:07:05.918 --> 00:07:07.502 Was that four or five? 00:07:16.761 --> 00:07:18.805 -Did you see that? -Yeah. 00:07:18.930 --> 00:07:21.224 Hey! Hey, stop right there! 00:07:29.607 --> 00:07:32.444 Song, just saw someone go from the fifth floor to the sixth. 00:07:32.569 --> 00:07:34.237 Was he wearing something on his head? 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:35.947 Well, that I couldn't see. 00:07:36.072 --> 00:07:39.450 Head up on to the sixth floor, then we'll check out this apartment down here. 00:07:45.665 --> 00:07:47.875 - Hey, man, what's up? -Uh... 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:50.420 -Freddie there? -Freddie who? 00:07:50.503 --> 00:07:53.005 -Freddie Mulmamimimim? -No, there's no-- 00:07:53.089 --> 00:07:54.841 No, you guys are doing chardonnay and charcuterie, right? 00:07:54.924 --> 00:07:57.426 I-- I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a-- a... 00:07:57.510 --> 00:07:59.929 Hondr, Flindr, Tinder, Grindr. Ah, fuck. 00:08:02.682 --> 00:08:03.724 Shit! 00:08:06.685 --> 00:08:08.354 -What are you doing? -Pick those up. 00:08:10.356 --> 00:08:12.233 Knock on doors. 00:08:12.316 --> 00:08:14.944 -Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! -Okay, okay, okay. 00:08:16.195 --> 00:08:18.030 -Well, thank you, sir. -Yeah, no problem. 00:08:19.698 --> 00:08:21.200 Yeah, okay. I understand. Okay. Thanks. 00:08:23.535 --> 00:08:24.745 Thank you, I appreciate that. You have a good night. 00:08:36.048 --> 00:08:38.091 I don't think anyone's in there. 00:08:38.216 --> 00:08:39.801 All right, Peggy. Remember, we didn't get an answer from that one. 00:08:42.596 --> 00:08:45.557 He's obviously a professional. Look how he's dressed, Amber! 00:08:46.641 --> 00:08:50.729 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need, um, rope, t-- twine. 00:08:51.271 --> 00:08:53.106 Why? 00:08:53.189 --> 00:08:54.774 Unfortunately, I have to tie you up. 00:08:54.858 --> 00:08:57.527 Okay. Okay, listen, I just-- I just want to talk to you straight, 00:08:57.610 --> 00:08:58.903 from like, one human being to another. 00:08:58.987 --> 00:09:01.906 I will die of claustrophobia if I get tied up, so... 00:09:02.073 --> 00:09:04.325 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 00:09:04.534 --> 00:09:07.662 -Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry. 00:09:13.668 --> 00:09:14.752 It's clear. 00:09:14.836 --> 00:09:16.796 He's gotta be upstairs, then. Come on. 00:09:18.131 --> 00:09:20.716 I used to really love Cinderella. 00:09:20.758 --> 00:09:23.719 Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys are like the perfect mix of blues and metal. 00:09:24.387 --> 00:09:25.012 Fuck yeah. 00:09:26.597 --> 00:09:28.307 -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:09:32.103 --> 00:09:32.770 -I appreciate that. 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:38.317 Thank you, ma'am, I'm sorry to wake you. 00:09:39.401 --> 00:09:41.821 That's the only apartment that didn't answer. 00:09:44.114 --> 00:09:45.157 -It doesn't hurt too much, does it? -No, not at all. 00:09:46.242 --> 00:09:47.451 Nice negligee. 00:09:48.953 --> 00:09:51.413 Evergreen Police! Open the door, or we'll break it in! 00:09:51.497 --> 00:09:52.915 Fuck. 00:09:52.998 --> 00:09:54.458 -Fuck. Evergreen Police! 00:09:59.505 --> 00:10:01.757 Asshole! 00:10:04.509 --> 00:10:06.928 -There he is. 00:10:10.349 --> 00:10:11.892 Whoo! 00:10:16.396 --> 00:10:17.772 -Fuck! -Ow. 00:10:17.814 --> 00:10:19.482 Oh, thank God! 00:10:25.780 --> 00:10:27.615 Hey, hey. 00:10:43.256 --> 00:10:44.132 -Ooh! -Wow. 00:10:44.215 --> 00:10:46.467 Ah, fuck. 00:10:52.932 --> 00:10:54.976 God dammit. 00:10:55.059 --> 00:10:56.644 Come on! This is-- -Where is he? 00:10:57.395 --> 00:10:59.021 - Jumped. 00:10:59.021 --> 00:11:02.441 My wife is a dick! You're a fucking dick! 00:11:02.525 --> 00:11:04.568 'Cause you don't have one! 00:11:14.828 --> 00:11:16.664 Detective Song, this is Captain Miele. 00:11:16.747 --> 00:11:18.540 -Do you copy? Copy, Captain. 00:11:18.666 --> 00:11:21.043 I've arrived with backup. Have you located the suspect? 00:11:21.168 --> 00:11:23.504 They're saying he jumped off the rear of the building, Captain. 00:11:27.174 --> 00:11:29.635 -You! Come with me, back of the building. All right, let's go! 00:11:42.189 --> 00:11:42.564 God dammit! 00:11:45.901 --> 00:11:47.235 Go, go, go, go! 00:11:47.569 --> 00:11:48.820 Fuck. 00:11:49.863 --> 00:11:51.114 What do we do now? 00:11:53.908 --> 00:11:56.077 -Wait here. -Listen, I can help. 00:11:57.120 --> 00:11:58.955 I'm stellar with weapons and combat. 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:00.081 -Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. 00:12:00.165 --> 00:12:02.917 Just be ready to take off when we get back to the car. 00:12:03.001 --> 00:12:06.462 Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you! 00:12:33.739 --> 00:12:36.242 You on the roof! Stop right there! 00:12:39.411 --> 00:12:42.748 Evergreen PD! Do not move! 00:12:43.541 --> 00:12:45.251 Step forward and into the light! 00:12:52.424 --> 00:12:53.884 -Captain? 00:12:53.926 --> 00:12:55.552 Captain Miele, do you copy? 00:12:58.180 --> 00:12:59.515 Hey. Come on. 00:13:07.731 --> 00:13:09.358 Ow, fuck! 00:13:16.698 --> 00:13:19.117 Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot! 00:13:29.377 --> 00:13:31.337 Shit! Should I take off? 00:13:31.379 --> 00:13:33.673 No, he's not fucking here yet! 00:13:38.511 --> 00:13:40.013 Dude! 00:13:41.514 --> 00:13:44.475 -Shit. 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:47.061 -Go, go! What are you waiting for? 00:13:54.318 --> 00:13:56.070 That thing better not shit back there. 00:13:56.070 --> 00:13:58.072 You can't housetrain an eagle, dude. 00:13:58.155 --> 00:13:59.407 Not without stealing its soul. 00:14:06.664 --> 00:14:08.499 - Whoo! 00:14:12.795 --> 00:14:15.923 Whoo, boy! 00:14:30.437 --> 00:14:32.940 You change the car registration into someone else's name? 00:14:33.774 --> 00:14:34.775 Not only that, 00:14:34.858 --> 00:14:36.276 I changed the fingerprints out to the same person, 00:14:36.401 --> 00:14:40.614 which they'll discover when they get the lab results back in a couple days. 00:14:40.739 --> 00:14:43.450 -That's possible? -Yeah, for this guy with two thumbs it is. 00:14:43.575 --> 00:14:44.951 That's not how that works, but... good, great. 00:14:45.076 --> 00:14:48.288 -Who'd you change it to? -Oh, Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this. 00:14:50.081 --> 00:14:51.416 August Ransom Smith? 00:14:51.458 --> 00:14:53.209 Yeah. What? 00:14:53.293 --> 00:14:54.919 I was wondering if you would mind answering 00:14:54.961 --> 00:14:56.629 a few questions for us. 00:14:56.755 --> 00:14:58.965 Yeah, I mind. More from you than him. 00:14:59.090 --> 00:15:00.050 Why more from me? 00:15:00.884 --> 00:15:02.469 Let's just say that, uh, 00:15:02.594 --> 00:15:05.680 egg foo young ain't my thing, baby. 00:15:05.763 --> 00:15:08.808 Walking scrotum here doesn't like egg foo young. Got that, Fitz? 00:15:08.892 --> 00:15:10.476 I'll put it in my notes. 00:15:10.560 --> 00:15:12.061 Where were you last night from about midnight to 2:00 a.m.? 00:15:12.979 --> 00:15:16.858 I was right here. And I don't gotta answer you. 00:15:16.983 --> 00:15:18.985 Hey. What's your fucking problem, pal? 00:15:19.694 --> 00:15:21.487 Playing dress-up again? 00:15:21.571 --> 00:15:24.240 Oh, yeah. You'll wish it was dress-up. 00:15:24.323 --> 00:15:25.658 Is that a threat? 00:15:25.741 --> 00:15:28.661 No, I don't threat, I just do. 00:15:28.703 --> 00:15:31.205 Now get the fuck off my property. 00:15:31.330 --> 00:15:34.667 Maybe you can tell us why a 1976 Ford Comet registered in your name 00:15:34.750 --> 00:15:37.211 was left at the Wild Estates Apartment Complex uptown? 00:15:38.921 --> 00:15:40.965 I don't have a Comet. 00:15:40.965 --> 00:15:42.007 That's my kid. 00:15:42.132 --> 00:15:43.759 Your kid, as in Christopher Smith? 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:44.593 Peacemaker? 00:15:46.637 --> 00:15:49.473 Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks. 00:15:49.515 --> 00:15:51.016 Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork! 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:54.103 Fork? 00:15:55.646 --> 00:15:56.688 Why not spoon? 00:15:57.815 --> 00:15:59.608 Everybody in the world uses spoons. 00:15:59.691 --> 00:16:01.151 Yeah, but that asshole doesn't know that. 00:16:01.693 --> 00:16:02.694 That's true. 00:16:02.819 --> 00:16:04.947 I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. 00:16:05.030 --> 00:16:05.781 -Yeah. -Makes it like a baby thing. 00:16:05.864 --> 00:16:08.033 You know, little babies use spoons. 00:16:08.116 --> 00:16:09.910 Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it. 00:16:09.993 --> 00:16:11.995 You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison? 00:16:12.079 --> 00:16:14.539 No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified. 00:16:14.623 --> 00:16:15.707 Yeah, you'd think. 00:16:17.709 --> 00:16:20.879 You could've chosen anyone, and you put the car registration 00:16:20.921 --> 00:16:22.213 in the name of Peacemaker's father? 00:16:22.213 --> 00:16:24.466 I had to act fast. You were in the bathroom. 00:16:24.549 --> 00:16:26.051 I didn't know if you were going one or two! 00:16:26.092 --> 00:16:27.802 Was I supposed to text you when I'm taking a shit? 00:16:27.886 --> 00:16:30.805 -I would've appreciated it! -I'm not gonna text you when I'm taking a shit, John! 00:16:30.889 --> 00:16:34.309 Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll have to guess what's happening every time you go in there. 00:16:34.392 --> 00:16:35.977 We're trying to get this man on our side, 00:16:36.060 --> 00:16:39.314 and you thought the right way to do that was to frame his father? 00:16:39.397 --> 00:16:41.649 I don't want to be insubordinate, 00:16:41.733 --> 00:16:44.569 but I kinda did some magical shit here today, 00:16:44.610 --> 00:16:45.903 and now I feel like you're angry at me. 00:16:45.945 --> 00:16:47.488 N-- no, I'm not angry at you, John. 00:16:47.488 --> 00:16:49.699 But I am starting to think you're an idiot. 00:16:49.740 --> 00:16:52.535 Come on, man, don't use the "I" word, it's not cool. 00:16:52.702 --> 00:16:54.203 -What do we tell 'em? -Nothing. 00:16:54.787 --> 00:16:56.789 We just got shot at! 00:16:56.914 --> 00:16:58.583 Like... 00:16:58.624 --> 00:17:01.752 And whoa! Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'. 00:17:01.794 --> 00:17:03.713 Pumping! Like glass breaking, everything. 00:17:03.796 --> 00:17:04.755 You ever been shot at? 00:17:05.756 --> 00:17:07.258 No. 00:17:09.927 --> 00:17:11.387 Kidding. 00:17:11.470 --> 00:17:13.556 -You fucker. -You're doing great. 00:17:13.639 --> 00:17:15.391 Hey, why are they called butterflies again? 00:17:15.474 --> 00:17:17.393 Again? We never told you. 00:17:17.393 --> 00:17:21.021 -Okay, Dye-beard. -Hey, guess what? I'm done. 00:17:21.730 --> 00:17:22.940 Dude, it's not finished. 00:17:23.023 --> 00:17:24.983 I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name. 00:17:25.818 --> 00:17:27.111 -What name? -That fake name. 00:17:27.194 --> 00:17:30.948 -You saying I'm fake news? -No, I'm saying you're a fuckin' asshole. 00:17:31.031 --> 00:17:32.532 I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you, 00:17:32.532 --> 00:17:34.451 I'd rather be with the Weasel than you. 00:17:34.534 --> 00:17:36.286 The only thing fake news around here is the beard. 00:17:36.370 --> 00:17:38.455 I'd rather be with fuckin' Bat-Mite than you. 00:17:38.955 --> 00:17:40.123 Who's Bat-Mite? 00:17:40.207 --> 00:17:43.210 He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman. 00:17:43.293 --> 00:17:44.795 I'd rather be with him. 00:17:44.878 --> 00:17:46.379 -Is that a real guy? -Yeah. 00:17:47.547 --> 00:17:49.424 -Let's finish. -Fuck is the world coming to? 00:17:49.507 --> 00:17:51.301 From the beginning, I've kept this operation 00:17:51.384 --> 00:17:53.553 completely off the books. So how did this... 00:17:53.678 --> 00:17:55.722 -What's the dead woman's name? -Annie Sturphausen. 00:17:55.847 --> 00:17:58.391 How did this Annie Sturphausen know about Peacemaker? 00:17:58.516 --> 00:18:00.727 Maybe someone's feeding the butterflies information. 00:18:00.852 --> 00:18:02.437 -Who? -Waller. 00:18:02.437 --> 00:18:05.023 -It's not her. 00:18:05.106 --> 00:18:07.192 I don't think it's Waller, either. 00:18:07.317 --> 00:18:10.820 You don't know her like I do. I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops, 00:18:10.862 --> 00:18:14.782 including a colonel in the United States Army, to meet her objective. 00:18:14.866 --> 00:18:17.869 We could simply be a decoy team from whomever else she's really entrusted 00:18:17.952 --> 00:18:20.496 -with taking down the butterflies. -Still no reason to give us up. 00:18:20.538 --> 00:18:22.957 Well, the four of us and Waller are the only ones who knew about it. 00:18:22.999 --> 00:18:26.002 You're the one who brought the butterflies to our attention, so it can't be you. 00:18:26.085 --> 00:18:29.338 And it's not me, I just put my ass on the line to save Muscle Man Weekly. 00:18:29.422 --> 00:18:32.258 And it's not Muscle Man Weekly, because he's the one who almost got killed. 00:18:32.341 --> 00:18:34.927 So, if it's not Waller and it's not us, 00:18:35.010 --> 00:18:37.096 -maybe it's her. -Me? 00:18:37.179 --> 00:18:39.515 Does anyone here know how she ended up on this mission? 00:18:39.598 --> 00:18:41.141 I got skills. 00:18:41.225 --> 00:18:45.020 I got my Binks-Fendelmire Strategic Combat Certification at the age of 14. 00:18:45.104 --> 00:18:49.066 Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then? 00:18:49.149 --> 00:18:51.610 What are your actual qualifications? 00:18:51.819 --> 00:18:53.654 And how do I know that you're not one of them? 00:18:54.571 --> 00:18:55.155 It's not her. 00:18:55.781 --> 00:18:58.283 I trust her the most because Eagly liked her. 00:18:58.367 --> 00:18:59.952 He tried to bite me. 00:19:00.077 --> 00:19:03.080 Yeah, but not as hard as he tries to bite everybody else. It's obviously, uh... 00:19:03.163 --> 00:19:04.915 ...Elmo. 00:19:05.040 --> 00:19:07.250 Economos. Fuck you. 00:19:07.376 --> 00:19:09.378 Why do all of you have such weird last names? 00:19:09.378 --> 00:19:10.420 -John didn't do it. -Thank you. 00:19:10.420 --> 00:19:13.340 -He's too big of a pussy to betray us. -All right. 00:19:13.423 --> 00:19:15.759 Not on purpose, but okay, follow me. 00:19:15.884 --> 00:19:18.386 So he's, you know, hanging out, having some fun, 00:19:18.428 --> 00:19:19.930 maybe doing some fentanyl with a prostitute... 00:19:20.055 --> 00:19:20.931 -Oh, God. -...in the back of a hillbilly strip club. 00:19:21.014 --> 00:19:23.433 He's fallen in love, 'cause it's obviously 00:19:23.558 --> 00:19:25.352 the first time he's put his balls in somebody's mouth, 00:19:25.435 --> 00:19:26.603 and he starts getting loose lips! 00:19:26.728 --> 00:19:28.396 You know, just showing off. 00:19:28.438 --> 00:19:30.607 "I'm on a team with the famous Peacemaker, 00:19:30.732 --> 00:19:33.902 and we're taking down the notorious butterflies. My beard's real." 00:19:33.985 --> 00:19:35.820 Are you fucking stupid? 00:19:35.904 --> 00:19:37.822 Sounds more plausible than I wish it did. 00:19:37.906 --> 00:19:42.285 What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay? 00:19:42.368 --> 00:19:44.329 It gives me the wrong type of chills. 00:19:44.412 --> 00:19:45.913 And all I can think about is how long it's been 00:19:45.997 --> 00:19:49.584 since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer. 00:19:50.001 --> 00:19:52.128 Too long! 00:19:52.211 --> 00:19:54.130 You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard. 00:19:54.130 --> 00:19:55.423 Don't call me that! 00:19:55.506 --> 00:19:57.341 Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck? 00:19:57.425 --> 00:19:58.426 I don't think it's any of us. 00:19:58.509 --> 00:20:01.637 Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker? 00:20:01.721 --> 00:20:05.141 Maybe she brought him back to her apartment for the purpose he thought she did. 00:20:05.224 --> 00:20:09.145 But why would she decide after they hooked up that she needed to kill him? 00:20:09.270 --> 00:20:11.146 -Oh, shit. What? 00:20:12.398 --> 00:20:13.899 You left the dossier of the person 00:20:13.983 --> 00:20:17.319 you're supposed to contract kill for the government 00:20:17.444 --> 00:20:20.155 in the apartment of some rando who blew you? 00:20:20.239 --> 00:20:22.449 She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked. 00:20:22.491 --> 00:20:25.410 I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended. 00:20:25.494 --> 00:20:26.954 What was I supposed to do? 00:20:27.037 --> 00:20:29.373 -Drop it off at home first? -Yes! 00:20:29.456 --> 00:20:33.043 You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith. 00:20:33.126 --> 00:20:36.088 The fate of the country depends on this mission! 00:20:36.213 --> 00:20:38.131 And nobody told me that! 00:20:38.215 --> 00:20:41.426 Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is! 00:20:45.555 --> 00:20:46.473 Murn. 00:20:48.391 --> 00:20:49.851 Yes. 00:20:49.893 --> 00:20:51.436 Uh-huh. 00:20:51.561 --> 00:20:54.064 You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you? 00:20:54.105 --> 00:20:55.273 Come again? 00:20:55.398 --> 00:20:58.276 Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type? 00:20:59.235 --> 00:21:01.654 Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now? 00:21:01.738 --> 00:21:03.698 When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses? 00:21:05.158 --> 00:21:06.993 I did kidnap a couple for a minute. 00:21:10.038 --> 00:21:13.207 Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em? 00:21:13.291 --> 00:21:15.334 You want me to "take care of 'em" like... 00:21:15.334 --> 00:21:17.879 -No, just-- 00:21:17.879 --> 00:21:20.047 just convince them not to finger Peacemaker. 00:21:20.923 --> 00:21:23.050 More like, um... 00:21:24.886 --> 00:21:27.888 I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades? 00:21:27.972 --> 00:21:29.932 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud. 00:21:32.101 --> 00:21:33.477 I still don't know what that is. 00:21:34.937 --> 00:21:36.814 -Leota. - Bribery? 00:21:36.939 --> 00:21:40.025 Yes, please. Go do it. Now. 00:21:40.109 --> 00:21:42.778 I need Harcourt and Economos here. Otherwise, I'd send them. 00:21:45.781 --> 00:21:48.575 Be straight with me, man. 00:21:48.617 --> 00:21:50.452 I'm a dick vampire, aren't I? 00:21:50.494 --> 00:21:53.497 No, you're not a dick vampire, you're just a dick. 00:21:58.919 --> 00:22:00.796 If you keep your mouth shut, I can tell you! 00:22:01.421 --> 00:22:02.673 Shut up! 00:22:47.008 --> 00:22:48.968 Everybody fucking hates you! 00:22:51.971 --> 00:22:53.306 And Dye-beard could be your friend, 00:22:53.431 --> 00:22:55.975 but you pushed him away like you push everybody away, 00:22:56.100 --> 00:22:58.436 'cause you're a fucking dick. 00:22:59.729 --> 00:23:02.148 You killed Rick Flag. 00:23:02.398 --> 00:23:05.735 Flag was right. 00:23:06.735 --> 00:23:09.697 Peacemaker... ...what a joke. 00:23:10.865 --> 00:23:12.658 Buddy? -What the fuck? 00:23:12.741 --> 00:23:16.120 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker? 00:23:16.203 --> 00:23:17.329 Dude, are you all right? -Fuck, dude. 00:23:17.413 --> 00:23:20.165 I-- I-- What are you doing? Are you looking at me 00:23:20.249 --> 00:23:21.625 and jerking off right now? Is your dick out? 00:23:21.709 --> 00:23:23.502 What? No! No, man, look. 00:23:23.585 --> 00:23:26.672 I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book. 00:23:26.755 --> 00:23:28.465 I look and you're fucking rock-hard, 00:23:28.549 --> 00:23:31.009 and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way! 00:23:31.093 --> 00:23:33.428 What? No, dude, my dick is not out. 00:23:33.512 --> 00:23:35.889 Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick? 00:23:35.973 --> 00:23:37.641 No! Who the fuck said that? 00:23:37.641 --> 00:23:39.768 Louis C.K. piece of shit! 00:23:39.810 --> 00:23:42.145 Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy! 00:23:42.145 --> 00:23:45.106 No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K. 00:23:45.482 --> 00:23:48.151 Because I'm funny? -Fucking funny, dude? No. 00:23:48.193 --> 00:23:50.153 You-- you show people your dick. 00:23:50.195 --> 00:23:52.864 What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials? 00:23:52.989 --> 00:23:54.616 I didn't say shit about his comedy specials. 00:23:54.658 --> 00:23:55.867 What the fuck, man? 00:23:55.992 --> 00:23:58.536 Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself. 00:23:58.661 --> 00:24:00.705 Because he's a ginger? 00:24:00.830 --> 00:24:02.499 A fucking-- What? 00:24:02.540 --> 00:24:03.958 Well, I don't fucking know! 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:05.001 I'm just trying to figure out the connection. 00:24:05.126 --> 00:24:07.837 Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right? 00:24:07.879 --> 00:24:09.130 He did? 00:24:09.172 --> 00:24:10.757 Jesus, man! Do you read the news? 00:24:10.840 --> 00:24:13.134 No. What for? It's depressing. 00:24:13.343 --> 00:24:15.511 Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please, 00:24:15.636 --> 00:24:19.223 please just look at my crotch. Come on. 00:24:22.727 --> 00:24:24.770 Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person? 00:24:24.854 --> 00:24:25.730 Well, I saw a light on in here, 00:24:25.813 --> 00:24:28.524 and I thought someone was creeping around. 00:24:28.608 --> 00:24:29.608 I'm really happy you're back. 00:24:31.193 --> 00:24:32.445 Why are you crying? 00:24:32.445 --> 00:24:33.529 I'm not crying. 00:24:34.822 --> 00:24:36.866 I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises. 00:24:36.949 --> 00:24:38.325 I'm exercising the muscles in my face, 00:24:38.409 --> 00:24:41.787 making my face... more muscular. 00:24:41.912 --> 00:24:43.414 I can tell... ...under your mask, 00:24:43.455 --> 00:24:44.665 your face is skinny as shit. 00:24:44.790 --> 00:24:46.792 You don't do these exercises for your face. 00:24:46.834 --> 00:24:49.628 Some of them look like crying. They're not crying. 00:24:49.670 --> 00:24:51.964 Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me? 00:24:53.465 --> 00:24:54.633 Yes. 00:24:56.301 --> 00:24:57.678 Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra, 00:24:57.803 --> 00:24:59.471 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 00:24:59.596 --> 00:25:01.848 And yes, this is a real badge. 00:25:01.974 --> 00:25:03.475 -Fuck. 00:25:03.600 --> 00:25:04.685 Evan, I can open the door myself. 00:25:05.560 --> 00:25:07.854 I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole. 00:25:07.854 --> 00:25:09.022 Dick. 00:25:09.147 --> 00:25:11.400 -Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. -Yeah? 00:25:11.483 --> 00:25:13.360 Uh, I was just wondering if you would, um, 00:25:13.443 --> 00:25:15.070 answer a few questions for me. 00:25:15.153 --> 00:25:16.947 We're on the way to, uh, the station now 00:25:17.030 --> 00:25:17.781 to look at mugshots. 00:25:17.781 --> 00:25:19.824 Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 00:25:20.242 --> 00:25:21.993 Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy 00:25:22.077 --> 00:25:23.703 in your apartment that you think you saw, 00:25:23.787 --> 00:25:25.955 or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see 00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:27.123 but you think you did? 00:25:27.916 --> 00:25:29.334 And secondly, 00:25:29.417 --> 00:25:31.419 I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip 00:25:31.503 --> 00:25:33.421 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada? 00:25:33.421 --> 00:25:33.630 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada? 00:25:33.713 --> 00:25:35.507 Are you trying to fucking bribe us? 00:25:35.590 --> 00:25:36.591 No. 00:25:36.674 --> 00:25:39.052 Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us. 00:25:39.135 --> 00:25:41.763 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you. 00:25:41.846 --> 00:25:43.806 When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence. 00:25:46.309 --> 00:25:47.977 You need some help cleaning up? 00:25:49.520 --> 00:25:51.481 I guess. 00:25:52.148 --> 00:25:54.150 So, how did you get out anyway? 00:25:54.275 --> 00:25:55.526 I thought you were in prison for life. 00:25:55.651 --> 00:25:57.111 -It's a secret. Dude, I'm your best friend. 00:25:57.153 --> 00:25:58.988 No, you're not. 00:26:01.157 --> 00:26:03.159 Well, who's your best friend then? 00:26:03.284 --> 00:26:05.202 Someone you met in prison. I knew it. 00:26:05.327 --> 00:26:07.746 Dude, it's Eagly, obviously. 00:26:07.746 --> 00:26:09.623 Okay, of all people, who's your best friend? 00:26:09.707 --> 00:26:11.375 I don't even know your secret identity. 00:26:11.500 --> 00:26:14.336 Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake. 00:26:14.378 --> 00:26:16.005 I don't want to put a target on you. 00:26:16.046 --> 00:26:18.215 People will try to use you to get to me. 00:26:18.298 --> 00:26:19.383 Hey, where does this go? 00:26:19.466 --> 00:26:20.843 With the other tapes. 00:26:20.926 --> 00:26:22.219 You think people are gonna torture me 00:26:22.302 --> 00:26:23.637 to get your secret identity? 00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:25.097 I am extra special careful 00:26:25.180 --> 00:26:26.390 in all my heroic endeavors, 00:26:26.473 --> 00:26:28.141 which is probably the reason why, 00:26:29.017 --> 00:26:32.729 and I don't mean to be a prick, you went to prison and I didn't. 00:26:33.230 --> 00:26:35.691 -Where's this go? -The CD rack, dude. 00:26:35.774 --> 00:26:37.609 See, when they put my mugshot 00:26:37.693 --> 00:26:38.902 up in the post office, 00:26:38.985 --> 00:26:41.071 it's just gonna be a circle with a red visor. 00:26:41.154 --> 00:26:42.405 And they're gonna have to figure out 00:26:42.489 --> 00:26:44.908 what my head looks like based on the shape. 00:26:44.991 --> 00:26:47.452 And I know I have a bony face, 00:26:47.536 --> 00:26:49.579 'cause I don't do face muscle exercises, 00:26:49.663 --> 00:26:51.539 but that doesn't cut down very much on the suspects. 00:26:51.581 --> 00:26:57.253 Hmm. Hey! Holy shit, look at that. 00:26:57.379 --> 00:26:59.130 It's a funny smiley man. 00:26:59.214 --> 00:27:01.216 "Hey, do you want to come over and play?" 00:27:01.257 --> 00:27:03.426 Man, that's adorable. 00:27:03.551 --> 00:27:05.053 Hey, how'd you get out anyway? 00:27:05.136 --> 00:27:06.554 I work for the government, okay? 00:27:07.597 --> 00:27:08.765 Post office? 00:27:08.890 --> 00:27:10.975 You think they'd fucking let me out of prison to deliver mail? 00:27:11.059 --> 00:27:13.811 I don't know, it was the first government job I could think of. 00:27:13.895 --> 00:27:17.148 Dude. I kill people for 'em, okay? 00:27:17.231 --> 00:27:19.901 I did it down in Corto Maltese, and now I gotta do it here in Evergreen. 00:27:19.984 --> 00:27:22.904 That's... why I'm out, in exchange for that. Fuck. 00:27:22.987 --> 00:27:25.072 Oh, that's sick. 00:27:25.197 --> 00:27:27.533 I-- I used to think God put me here for a purpose. 00:27:28.409 --> 00:27:29.618 For peace. 00:27:29.744 --> 00:27:31.537 And I always said I didn't care how many people 00:27:31.620 --> 00:27:33.456 I needed to torture or kill to get it, but... 00:27:36.625 --> 00:27:38.461 You know, lately, I just think I'm a fuckin' maniac, like... 00:27:38.544 --> 00:27:40.671 I don't know, I'm having... 00:27:41.630 --> 00:27:43.090 feelings about things that... 00:27:45.050 --> 00:27:46.176 Okay. 00:27:49.972 --> 00:27:53.892 Do you think I feel good when, after some dude 00:27:53.976 --> 00:27:57.688 does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them? 00:27:57.771 --> 00:27:59.648 -I don't know. When I find out 00:27:59.731 --> 00:28:02.150 someone murdered an innocent person, 00:28:02.234 --> 00:28:03.986 or sold somebody heroin, 00:28:04.069 --> 00:28:06.196 or did some graffiti, 00:28:06.321 --> 00:28:09.157 and I kill that person with my bare hands, 00:28:09.199 --> 00:28:12.452 their eyeballs popping out of their skulls, 00:28:12.577 --> 00:28:15.497 you think that gives me pleasure? 00:28:16.998 --> 00:28:18.792 No. 00:28:20.543 --> 00:28:22.003 Well, it does. 00:28:23.713 --> 00:28:26.091 It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker. 00:28:26.216 --> 00:28:28.385 That's 'cause we're born killers. 00:28:28.510 --> 00:28:30.428 What separates us from other killers 00:28:30.553 --> 00:28:32.889 is we only kill bad people. 00:28:32.972 --> 00:28:35.600 Usually. Unless there's a mistake. 00:28:35.683 --> 00:28:38.645 Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac? 00:28:39.771 --> 00:28:42.857 Hey. What do you say we celebrate you 00:28:42.940 --> 00:28:45.359 -getting out of prison? No. 00:28:45.443 --> 00:28:47.612 I have to study the dossier of the senator I gotta kill. 00:28:48.070 --> 00:28:49.781 I've been saving up appliances 00:28:49.781 --> 00:28:51.699 ever since you were arrested. 00:29:42.249 --> 00:29:44.167 -Fuck yeah! 00:30:05.271 --> 00:30:06.356 Yeah! 00:30:11.569 --> 00:30:12.737 It's definitely this guy. 00:30:13.446 --> 00:30:14.947 It's this guy. 00:30:14.947 --> 00:30:15.948 -Are you sure? -Are you sure? 00:30:16.157 --> 00:30:18.117 -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:30:22.163 --> 00:30:24.498 Jesus Christ, you again? 00:30:24.540 --> 00:30:26.542 August Smith, you are under arrest... Oh, shit! 00:30:26.542 --> 00:30:28.336 ...for the murder of Annie Sturphausen. 00:30:28.461 --> 00:30:30.296 -I don't even know who the fuck that is! 00:30:31.047 --> 00:30:32.631 Get the fuck off me! 00:30:36.051 --> 00:30:37.052 Fuck you! 00:30:41.348 --> 00:30:44.560 And go fuck yourself, old man! 00:31:04.162 --> 00:31:05.163 Keeya? 00:31:07.290 --> 00:31:12.587 You know that I'm gonna be working some weird hours. 00:31:13.213 --> 00:31:15.465 And I was thinking maybe you and the fur kids... 00:31:16.258 --> 00:31:16.842 Well, you know? 00:31:19.803 --> 00:31:20.595 N-- no, I don't know. 00:31:28.853 --> 00:31:31.272 -It's not that big of a deal. -Are you fucking kidding me? 00:31:31.397 --> 00:31:34.692 You drag me out here, then you want me to leave? 00:31:51.459 --> 00:31:53.753 -You're good. 00:31:53.794 --> 00:31:55.796 Don't play that crap. Don't do it. 00:31:55.922 --> 00:31:58.633 You gotta burn that card before the river. 00:31:58.758 --> 00:32:02.470 Dude, how many times I gotta teach you how to play this fucking game? 00:32:02.553 --> 00:32:04.930 -Read 'em and weep. Dude, seriously. You're pissing me off. 00:32:05.681 --> 00:32:09.518 Holy shit. Look who it is. 00:32:28.078 --> 00:32:29.162 That's my spot 00:32:29.204 --> 00:32:32.124 between five and seven during winter. 00:32:33.250 --> 00:32:34.918 What the fuck you talking about, old-timer? 00:32:36.128 --> 00:32:37.838 During the sunset, that light there 00:32:37.963 --> 00:32:39.172 comes in through that window, 00:32:39.297 --> 00:32:41.174 and I like the feel of it on my skin. 00:32:41.633 --> 00:32:44.177 So fucking move. 00:32:44.302 --> 00:32:47.180 Yeah? And if I don't? 00:32:49.808 --> 00:32:50.767 Guess. 00:33:08.743 --> 00:33:12.872 Fuck it. Fuck that shit. I ain't dying for this seat. 00:33:32.600 --> 00:33:34.226 I thought we sent capes over to Arkham or Belle Reve. 00:33:35.811 --> 00:33:36.979 The system's overcrowded. 00:33:37.897 --> 00:33:39.857 He'll have to stay here through his trial. 00:33:43.527 --> 00:33:47.197 All hail... the White Dragon! 00:33:47.239 --> 00:33:53.245 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 00:33:53.328 --> 00:33:58.917 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 00:33:59.042 --> 00:34:02.045 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 00:34:02.087 --> 00:34:09.344 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 00:35:03.814 --> 00:35:06.192 You like that, Evan? 00:35:24.209 --> 00:35:26.086 It's definitely not the hot guy. 00:35:26.211 --> 00:35:29.882 -Aw, fuck you, Amber! -Oh, eat me, Evan! 00:35:31.508 --> 00:35:33.510 -This guy. -Okay. 00:35:33.593 --> 00:35:34.845 Can I keep this one? 00:35:36.555 --> 00:35:37.597 Sure.