WEBVTT 00:00:05.593 --> 00:00:08.513 Here we go 00:00:08.888 --> 00:00:11.141 Prime Minister Davenport's in town. 00:00:11.141 --> 00:00:12.225 I assume they closed the streets 00:00:12.225 --> 00:00:13.893 because he's a terrible driver. 00:00:14.394 --> 00:00:15.437 Hello! 00:00:15.437 --> 00:00:18.189 Geneva, he can't hear you or see you wave. 00:00:18.189 --> 00:00:20.191 Hello! 00:00:21.568 --> 00:00:23.194 Davenport's in town 00:00:23.194 --> 00:00:25.071 to dedicate the opening of a new library. 00:00:25.071 --> 00:00:27.824 A "library" is a building where they keep books. 00:00:27.824 --> 00:00:29.117 Thank you! 00:00:29.117 --> 00:00:32.203 "Books" are printed collections of words. 00:00:32.203 --> 00:00:33.621 Thank you. 00:00:33.621 --> 00:00:35.665 You're not really listening 00:00:35.665 --> 00:00:37.792 to anything I'm saying, are you? 00:00:37.792 --> 00:00:40.295 Thank you. 00:00:40.295 --> 00:00:41.296 Good morning. 00:00:41.296 --> 00:00:42.630 When I announced 00:00:42.630 --> 00:00:44.507 that I would be at this ribbon-cutting, 00:00:44.507 --> 00:00:47.302 my security team wanted me to hurry it along, 00:00:47.302 --> 00:00:50.305 citing "unspecified threats." 00:00:50.305 --> 00:00:53.308 But I will not "hurry it along," 00:00:53.308 --> 00:00:56.895 for we cannot live in fear of those who would do us harm. 00:00:56.895 --> 00:00:58.188 Plus... 00:00:58.188 --> 00:01:00.315 it's not safe to run with scissors. 00:01:05.653 --> 00:01:06.654 Did you hear that? 00:01:06.654 --> 00:01:07.989 Mmm-boing is back! 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:11.284 Actually, I think it's coming from the TV. 00:01:16.247 --> 00:01:18.958 Swordfish is down. Swordfish is down! 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:21.127 Wow. 00:01:21.127 --> 00:01:22.087 I guess it's also not safe 00:01:22.087 --> 00:01:24.130 to stand with scissors. 00:01:27.509 --> 00:01:29.177 Buckle up 00:01:29.177 --> 00:01:31.262 And hold on tight 00:01:31.262 --> 00:01:34.015 You and me on a wild ride 00:01:34.015 --> 00:01:37.352 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:01:37.352 --> 00:01:40.522 Together we'll make it all the way 00:01:40.522 --> 00:01:43.358 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:01:43.358 --> 00:01:45.068 We'll always find our way around 00:01:45.068 --> 00:01:48.863 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:48.863 --> 00:01:51.950 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:51.950 --> 00:01:53.326 You got me 00:01:53.326 --> 00:01:55.120 I got you 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:56.287 Here we go 00:01:59.624 --> 00:02:00.792 What are we going to do? 00:02:00.792 --> 00:02:02.418 Our nation's leader was hit by Mmm-boing. 00:02:02.418 --> 00:02:04.087 A rubber ball I invented! 00:02:06.548 --> 00:02:08.633 I'm sure it's all blown over by now. 00:02:11.261 --> 00:02:13.054 Reports are 00:02:13.054 --> 00:02:14.556 Prime Minister Davenport is recovering 00:02:14.556 --> 00:02:15.974 after being brutally attacked. 00:02:18.268 --> 00:02:19.477 Investigators have used 00:02:19.477 --> 00:02:21.896 the latest in digital enhancing technology 00:02:21.896 --> 00:02:23.565 to identify the attacker 00:02:23.565 --> 00:02:26.067 as some sort of weaponized rubber ball... 00:02:26.067 --> 00:02:30.321 and have launched a nationwide ball-hunt! 00:02:30.321 --> 00:02:32.115 It's still unclear whether or not 00:02:32.115 --> 00:02:34.993 this smiling sphere of evil acted alone. 00:02:35.994 --> 00:02:37.328 This is bad! 00:02:37.328 --> 00:02:39.998 If they catch Mmm-boing, they'll trace him back to me. 00:02:40.915 --> 00:02:42.250 Hey, you may doubt my methods, 00:02:42.250 --> 00:02:45.003 but I have recovered a lot of underpants that way. 00:02:49.340 --> 00:02:52.093 "Password protected?" 00:02:52.093 --> 00:02:54.179 Guess I did all this for nothing. 00:02:54.179 --> 00:02:55.180 Wait! 00:02:55.180 --> 00:02:56.264 Maybe not. 00:03:01.352 --> 00:03:04.355 Like stealing bologna from a computer. 00:03:07.150 --> 00:03:08.651 Well, there hasn't been much else on the news 00:03:08.651 --> 00:03:09.819 about the whole Mmm-boing thing. 00:03:09.819 --> 00:03:11.154 Think Bowie's off the hook? 00:03:11.154 --> 00:03:12.322 You mean "off the hook," 00:03:12.322 --> 00:03:13.823 like they're not after him anymore, 00:03:13.823 --> 00:03:16.159 or "off the hook!" like he's crazy cool? 00:03:19.996 --> 00:03:22.540 Because, either way, no. 00:03:23.833 --> 00:03:25.710 It's... it's... 00:03:25.710 --> 00:03:26.753 It's-- 00:03:26.753 --> 00:03:28.338 My ride home! 00:03:28.338 --> 00:03:29.547 You're early. 00:03:29.547 --> 00:03:32.175 I don't usually leave work till lunchtime. 00:03:32.175 --> 00:03:33.218 That's not why I'm here. 00:03:33.218 --> 00:03:36.179 I'd like to talk to Bowie Sherman. 00:03:36.179 --> 00:03:39.390 Clearly, you've never talked to Bowie Sherman. 00:03:39.390 --> 00:03:42.310 Uh... Bowie's not here right now. 00:03:42.310 --> 00:03:44.187 Then you won't mind if my men sweep the place. 00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:54.322 They don't have to sweep the place. 00:04:03.831 --> 00:04:05.083 Hello. 00:04:16.094 --> 00:04:17.637 All right, men. 00:04:17.637 --> 00:04:19.472 Bowie Sherman has to be here somewhere. 00:04:21.099 --> 00:04:22.267 That's not him. 00:04:22.267 --> 00:04:24.102 That's just his nameplate. 00:04:24.102 --> 00:04:25.270 Keep looking. 00:04:25.812 --> 00:04:27.230 We told you, Bowie's not here. 00:04:27.230 --> 00:04:28.231 Besides, looks like you've recovered 00:04:28.231 --> 00:04:29.399 from the whole 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:30.984 "rubber ball to the head" thing. 00:04:30.984 --> 00:04:34.153 One might even say you've bounced back. 00:04:35.780 --> 00:04:37.907 Oh. 00:04:37.907 --> 00:04:39.492 So I should just let it go? 00:04:39.492 --> 00:04:40.451 Yes. 00:04:40.451 --> 00:04:41.828 And ignore the fact 00:04:41.828 --> 00:04:44.289 that Bowie Sherman is behind an attempt to assassinate 00:04:44.289 --> 00:04:45.957 one of the leaders of the free world? 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:48.293 Yes? 00:04:48.293 --> 00:04:49.419 Assassinate? 00:04:51.713 --> 00:04:52.714 I mean... 00:04:56.092 --> 00:04:58.261 "Assassinate?" 00:04:59.512 --> 00:05:02.307 Yes. And we have evidence linking Bowie Sherman 00:05:02.307 --> 00:05:03.308 to the incident. 00:05:06.227 --> 00:05:08.187 You caught Mmm-boing? 00:05:08.187 --> 00:05:09.314 How? 00:05:09.314 --> 00:05:10.606 We discovered where he was hiding 00:05:10.606 --> 00:05:13.026 by following up on a tip from a concerned citizen. 00:05:22.952 --> 00:05:23.202 Isn't there some way you can pardon Bowie? 00:05:23.202 --> 00:05:25.288 Isn't there some way you can pardon Bowie? 00:05:25.288 --> 00:05:26.331 Let him off the hook? 00:05:26.331 --> 00:05:27.290 Please? 00:05:30.293 --> 00:05:33.463 Too pretty for jail. 00:05:33.463 --> 00:05:35.298 As a matter of fact, 00:05:35.298 --> 00:05:37.300 I'd be willing to forget the whole thing 00:05:37.300 --> 00:05:38.301 if you guys help me with something. 00:05:38.301 --> 00:05:40.553 We'll do it! 00:05:42.305 --> 00:05:44.432 Bowie, we don't even know what it is yet. 00:05:44.432 --> 00:05:47.143 Oh, yeah. Right. 00:05:47.143 --> 00:05:49.771 What ees eet? 00:05:49.771 --> 00:05:51.356 We want your help 00:05:51.356 --> 00:05:52.815 using the technology in Mmm-boing 00:05:52.815 --> 00:05:54.859 for humanitarian purposes. 00:05:54.859 --> 00:05:56.819 Really? 00:05:56.819 --> 00:05:59.364 If we drop food that bounces on impoverished nations, 00:05:59.364 --> 00:06:01.366 it will travel all over the country 00:06:01.366 --> 00:06:03.785 until it's found by those who need it most. 00:06:03.785 --> 00:06:05.745 That's a wonderful idea. We'd be happy to help. 00:06:05.745 --> 00:06:06.954 Great. 00:06:06.954 --> 00:06:09.040 Bowie, you can take the fat suit off now. 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:10.541 They make fat suits? 00:06:10.541 --> 00:06:13.503 That would've been so much easier! 00:06:22.303 --> 00:06:23.304 How goes the research? 00:06:23.304 --> 00:06:24.722 Coming along. I've been working 00:06:24.722 --> 00:06:26.474 on integrating Mmm-boing's perpetual bounce technology 00:06:26.474 --> 00:06:27.642 into food items. 00:06:27.642 --> 00:06:28.476 What kind of food? 00:06:32.438 --> 00:06:34.482 Pie. 00:06:36.484 --> 00:06:39.070 A la mode. 00:06:39.070 --> 00:06:41.948 Bowie, I don't think pie is the best choice 00:06:41.948 --> 00:06:43.491 for bouncing food. 00:06:43.491 --> 00:06:44.992 I have some other ideas. 00:06:44.992 --> 00:06:45.993 Like how about 00:06:45.993 --> 00:06:47.412 a bouncing bowl of piping-hot soup? 00:06:49.997 --> 00:06:51.833 How about an apple? 00:06:51.833 --> 00:06:53.042 I guess I could 00:06:53.042 --> 00:06:56.045 replace the core with a bounce module. 00:06:58.172 --> 00:06:59.173 What do you think? 00:07:05.012 --> 00:07:07.348 So, how goes the research? 00:07:07.348 --> 00:07:08.182 Watch out! 00:07:08.182 --> 00:07:10.184 Ahh! 00:07:10.184 --> 00:07:11.727 That's twice today! 00:07:11.727 --> 00:07:13.604 You guys are supposed to leap in front of me 00:07:13.604 --> 00:07:15.189 and take the hit! 00:07:22.280 --> 00:07:23.781 Except when it's pie. 00:07:23.781 --> 00:07:25.658 I love pie! 00:07:29.328 --> 00:07:30.746 I told those kids 00:07:30.746 --> 00:07:33.666 we need 200,000 bouncing apples 00:07:33.666 --> 00:07:36.002 to "feed the hungry." 00:07:36.002 --> 00:07:40.590 They have no idea what we really want them for. 00:07:40.590 --> 00:07:43.468 Oh. You have no idea either? 00:07:43.468 --> 00:07:45.636 Once we remove the bounce modules, 00:07:45.636 --> 00:07:48.973 we'll be able to use the technology to create a bomb 00:07:48.973 --> 00:07:53.311 that doesn't stop bouncing until it finds its target. 00:07:53.311 --> 00:07:56.898 "Mmm-bomb" will be the ultimate superweapon. 00:07:56.898 --> 00:07:59.108 Like they say... 00:07:59.108 --> 00:08:01.736 an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 00:08:01.736 --> 00:08:05.698 Because dead people don't need doctors. 00:08:09.118 --> 00:08:10.620 Oh. 00:08:13.122 --> 00:08:15.583 I gotta go, Mom. 00:08:15.583 --> 00:08:16.709 Come on! 00:08:16.709 --> 00:08:17.919 These kids walked right up behind me, 00:08:17.919 --> 00:08:19.879 and you were facing the other way! 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:21.923 You're using us to make weapons? 00:08:21.923 --> 00:08:23.591 Ultimate superweapons, actually. 00:08:23.591 --> 00:08:24.759 I was upset 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:26.093 when I found out we couldn't use pie. 00:08:26.093 --> 00:08:27.261 Now that I know 00:08:27.261 --> 00:08:28.513 we're making killing machines, 00:08:28.513 --> 00:08:30.848 I feel a tiny bit worse! 00:08:30.848 --> 00:08:32.016 Forget it! 00:08:32.016 --> 00:08:33.684 We're not gonna help you make bombs! 00:08:33.684 --> 00:08:35.228 If you don't, 00:08:35.228 --> 00:08:37.230 Bowie here is going to spend the rest of his life in prison. 00:08:37.230 --> 00:08:38.689 -What? -What? 00:08:38.689 --> 00:08:40.107 We'll miss you, Bowie. 00:08:40.107 --> 00:08:41.943 You'll have to catch him first! 00:08:49.367 --> 00:08:52.328 Bounce, Bowie! Bounce away to freedom! 00:09:01.504 --> 00:09:03.506 What color would you like your bombs? 00:09:10.346 --> 00:09:12.515 Okay, I finally got that bouncing mechanism 00:09:12.515 --> 00:09:14.183 out of my system. 00:09:14.183 --> 00:09:17.687 By the way, do not go in the bathroom. 00:09:17.687 --> 00:09:18.729 Not because of the smell, 00:09:18.729 --> 00:09:19.939 but because it turns out 00:09:19.939 --> 00:09:23.442 it's kind of impossible to flush bouncing poop. 00:09:23.442 --> 00:09:25.820 Or maybe we can let them take Bowie. 00:09:25.820 --> 00:09:26.821 What? 00:09:26.821 --> 00:09:28.614 No. I can't speak for all of us, 00:09:28.614 --> 00:09:31.492 but personally, I would miss Bowie. 00:09:31.492 --> 00:09:33.202 What are you gonna do, Jarvis? 00:09:33.202 --> 00:09:34.829 Yeah, what are you gonna do, Jarvis? 00:09:34.829 --> 00:09:37.790 Ahh! This is just like that movie Sophie's Choice. 00:09:37.790 --> 00:09:39.667 Because one time, I had to decide 00:09:39.667 --> 00:09:41.752 whether to watch Sophie's Choice or Silkwood, 00:09:41.752 --> 00:09:43.004 and neither really interested me. 00:09:43.004 --> 00:09:45.381 I mean, Meryl Streep's a good actress and all, 00:09:45.381 --> 00:09:49.343 but I'm more of a Vince Vaughn kind of guy. 00:09:56.976 --> 00:09:58.185 Don't bother! 00:09:58.185 --> 00:10:01.147 The only thing gets you out of here is time! 00:10:01.147 --> 00:10:03.024 Bowie, what are you doing in my office? 00:10:03.024 --> 00:10:04.859 This ain't your office. 00:10:04.859 --> 00:10:08.904 This is our home for the next 25 to life. 00:10:08.904 --> 00:10:11.699 Bars on the windows, bad food, 00:10:11.699 --> 00:10:13.618 no privacy when we do our business. 00:10:17.538 --> 00:10:22.001 And don't forget your deranged, crazy-eyed cellmate. 00:10:25.963 --> 00:10:27.965 I see what you're doing here. 00:10:27.965 --> 00:10:30.134 You're trying to show me how miserable prison would be... 00:10:30.134 --> 00:10:32.053 for whoever ends up sharing a cell with you. 00:10:33.304 --> 00:10:34.722 I want to help you, 00:10:34.722 --> 00:10:36.724 but I don't want Knickknack to be a bomb factory. 00:10:36.724 --> 00:10:38.225 I don't know what I'm going to do. 00:10:38.225 --> 00:10:40.227 Well, I know what I'm going to do. 00:10:41.395 --> 00:10:42.980 I'm bustin' outta here! 00:10:42.980 --> 00:10:45.775 I can't take it no more! 00:10:45.775 --> 00:10:48.027 Bowie, it's not a real prison, 00:10:48.027 --> 00:10:50.237 and we've only been in here for two minutes. 00:10:50.237 --> 00:10:51.405 Though I acknowledge 00:10:51.405 --> 00:10:54.742 it feels like a lot longer. 00:10:54.742 --> 00:10:56.118 I've got it! 00:10:56.118 --> 00:10:59.246 We can escape by hiding in the laundry! 00:10:59.246 --> 00:11:00.498 When they come for it, 00:11:00.498 --> 00:11:02.541 they'll carry us right out of here! 00:11:07.338 --> 00:11:09.256 Come on! Get under here! 00:11:13.636 --> 00:11:16.180 When are they coming for the laundry? 00:11:18.057 --> 00:11:21.268 Soon. Just keep waiting. 00:11:25.022 --> 00:11:25.398 There. Photo shoot done. 00:11:26.982 --> 00:11:28.192 Piper? 00:11:28.192 --> 00:11:30.111 Why are you sitting on the floor? 00:11:30.111 --> 00:11:32.988 I'm holding an anti-war protest. 00:11:32.988 --> 00:11:36.701 Turnout is not as good as I had hoped. 00:11:36.701 --> 00:11:38.119 Everybody! 00:11:38.119 --> 00:11:40.371 You want us to make Some bombs that bounce 00:11:40.371 --> 00:11:42.039 Mmm-boing Mmm-boing 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:44.125 You want us to make Some bombs that bounce 00:11:44.125 --> 00:11:45.334 Mmm-boing Mmm-boing 00:11:45.334 --> 00:11:47.503 I thought we were Gonna deliver some food 00:11:47.503 --> 00:11:49.338 Pies and soup And prunes that are stewed 00:11:49.338 --> 00:11:51.048 But none of it will ever be chewed 00:11:51.048 --> 00:11:54.552 Jarvis I hardly know ye 00:11:54.552 --> 00:11:57.638 What are you talking about? Ye know me. 00:11:57.638 --> 00:12:00.057 Besides... I've made my decision. 00:12:00.057 --> 00:12:01.642 -You have? -You have? 00:12:01.642 --> 00:12:04.061 You have? 00:12:04.061 --> 00:12:05.271 Yes. 00:12:05.271 --> 00:12:07.690 I decided to make Mmm-bombs. 00:12:09.734 --> 00:12:11.235 So it works? 00:12:11.235 --> 00:12:13.154 It mmm-blows up? 00:12:13.154 --> 00:12:15.531 If you throw it or drop it. 00:12:15.531 --> 00:12:16.574 Oops! 00:12:19.702 --> 00:12:21.787 Oh, no! We're all gonna die! 00:12:21.787 --> 00:12:24.206 Not me. 00:12:24.206 --> 00:12:26.041 Wah! 00:12:32.923 --> 00:12:34.425 I'm alive! 00:12:34.425 --> 00:12:36.969 Ali-i-i-ive! 00:12:38.637 --> 00:12:41.056 What just happened? 00:12:41.056 --> 00:12:43.642 You threw a child onto what you thought was a bomb 00:12:43.642 --> 00:12:45.060 to save your own *. 00:12:45.060 --> 00:12:46.896 What he thought was a bomb? 00:12:53.986 --> 00:12:55.154 Mmm-boing? 00:12:55.154 --> 00:12:56.989 But he's in our custody. 00:12:56.989 --> 00:12:58.657 Not anymore. 00:12:58.657 --> 00:13:00.993 Laundry pick-up. 00:13:11.253 --> 00:13:13.881 Now, I suggest you leave here 00:13:13.881 --> 00:13:14.924 without Mmm-bombs... 00:13:14.924 --> 00:13:16.675 or Bowie. 00:13:16.675 --> 00:13:18.010 Why should I? 00:13:18.010 --> 00:13:19.595 Because if you don't, 00:13:19.595 --> 00:13:20.805 we'll release the video 00:13:20.805 --> 00:13:23.015 of you using a child as a human shield. 00:13:23.015 --> 00:13:24.934 A small, 00:13:24.934 --> 00:13:25.935 innocent, 00:13:25.935 --> 00:13:27.436 weak, 00:13:27.436 --> 00:13:28.938 helpless, 00:13:28.938 --> 00:13:30.105 terrified, 00:13:30.105 --> 00:13:31.482 confused, 00:13:31.482 --> 00:13:34.485 not-very-bright child. 00:13:34.485 --> 00:13:35.778 Hey! 00:13:35.778 --> 00:13:37.780 That last part wasn't about you. 00:13:37.780 --> 00:13:40.115 Okay, good. 00:13:40.115 --> 00:13:41.158 What video? 00:13:41.158 --> 00:13:42.117 There are no cameras. 00:13:42.117 --> 00:13:43.953 My men swept the place. 00:13:43.953 --> 00:13:45.162 They missed our nanny-cam. 00:13:45.162 --> 00:13:46.705 The camera hidden in this nanny. 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:52.545 I thought she was just your nanny. 00:13:52.545 --> 00:13:54.547 Everyone does. 00:13:55.089 --> 00:13:56.382 Come on, guys. 00:13:56.382 --> 00:13:59.093 I guess we'll just build regular bombs. 00:14:03.889 --> 00:14:05.891 You did all this for me? 00:14:05.891 --> 00:14:08.602 Jarvis! I knew I knew ye! 00:14:08.602 --> 00:14:10.938 And best of all, you finally caught Mmm-boing. 00:14:11.897 --> 00:14:12.857 Where is Mmm-boing? 00:14:14.400 --> 00:14:16.026 I don't know. 00:14:16.026 --> 00:14:17.278 He was here a second ago. 00:14:31.125 --> 00:14:33.127 John Davenport claims 00:14:33.127 --> 00:14:35.671 to want to open libraries... 00:14:35.671 --> 00:14:37.965 reform our prison system... 00:14:37.965 --> 00:14:40.968 and feed the hungry. 00:14:40.968 --> 00:14:44.013 But who is John Davenport, really? 00:14:48.893 --> 00:14:51.145 We don't just deserve better. 00:14:51.145 --> 00:14:53.314 We deserve Mmm-better! 00:14:56.150 --> 00:14:57.818 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:14:57.818 --> 00:14:59.153 The "P" stands for 00:14:59.153 --> 00:15:01.071 "paid for by the Committee to Elect Mmm-boing."