WEBVTT 00:00:14.520 --> 00:00:16.350 I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker. 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:19.150 That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this. 00:00:19.230 --> 00:00:20.360 Pretty cool, right? 00:00:21.070 --> 00:00:21.900 Walk with me. 00:00:22.400 --> 00:00:25.240 For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:29.240 Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys, 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:31.990 and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids. 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:33.620 It's not like I hate them or anything. 00:00:33.700 --> 00:00:36.330 It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy." 00:00:36.410 --> 00:00:37.250 I don't care. 00:00:37.790 --> 00:00:38.790 Look at my birds. 00:00:40.630 --> 00:00:42.550 So anyway, I quit my job, 00:00:42.630 --> 00:00:45.970 I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm. 00:00:46.050 --> 00:00:48.550 I got land, I got animals, 00:00:49.140 --> 00:00:51.180 and best of all I have this. 00:00:51.260 --> 00:00:53.770 The ultimate maker workshop! 00:00:54.270 --> 00:00:58.690 Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things. 00:00:59.940 --> 00:01:01.650 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 00:01:02.650 --> 00:01:06.030 Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress-- 00:01:06.110 --> 00:01:07.610 "Bag"? We can just-- 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:10.070 Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny. 00:01:10.160 --> 00:01:12.580 Can we please get on with it? Anyway… 00:01:12.660 --> 00:01:15.660 So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever. 00:01:15.750 --> 00:01:17.960 I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right? 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:19.000 So I agreed. 00:01:19.750 --> 00:01:21.750 Then I found out who I'd be working for. 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:22.750 Jimmy! 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.170 -Hi. -Hi! 00:01:24.250 --> 00:01:25.170 Jimmy! 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:26.090 Hey, Jimmy. 00:01:26.170 --> 00:01:27.300 What do you want? 00:01:27.380 --> 00:01:29.180 Okay, Mr. Grouch. 00:01:30.390 --> 00:01:34.850 Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints. 00:01:34.930 --> 00:01:38.350 Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me. 00:01:38.440 --> 00:01:39.270 Say hi, guys. 00:01:39.350 --> 00:01:40.190 -Howdy! -Hello! 00:01:40.270 --> 00:01:43.270 That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything. 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:45.480 It's really annoying, but he's good at it. 00:01:45.570 --> 00:01:47.030 That's Derek, my best friend. 00:01:47.110 --> 00:01:50.240 Big guy and even bigger softie. 00:01:51.030 --> 00:01:52.200 This is Graz. 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:53.780 Good maker, bad jokes. 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:55.580 And Canadian Pat. 00:01:56.540 --> 00:01:59.160 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 00:01:59.250 --> 00:02:00.250 Let's have some fun. 00:02:04.420 --> 00:02:06.300 Together, we'll take pitches on this. 00:02:06.380 --> 00:02:08.970 Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with. 00:02:09.050 --> 00:02:11.220 The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig. 00:02:11.300 --> 00:02:13.970 -Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop? 00:02:14.050 --> 00:02:15.850 -Yes. 00:02:15.930 --> 00:02:19.020 If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not-- 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:20.060 Next! 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:21.310 -Next! -No way. 00:02:21.390 --> 00:02:22.770 -Next! -Shut up! 00:02:22.850 --> 00:02:24.730 -Some builds will be good. 00:02:24.810 --> 00:02:26.650 Dino Taco Toilet. 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:28.230 Are you not entertained? 00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:29.900 Some builds will be bad. 00:02:29.990 --> 00:02:32.240 Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:33.370 Make a bigger handle! 00:02:33.450 --> 00:02:35.490 But all of them will be absolutely pointless. 00:02:35.580 --> 00:02:37.700 -Yeah! -That is disgusting. 00:02:38.950 --> 00:02:40.620 Whoa! 00:02:41.210 --> 00:02:44.420 -I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this. 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:46.590 -Go, Graz! 00:02:46.670 --> 00:02:49.670 Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do. 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:52.720 -Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun! 00:02:53.510 --> 00:02:55.510 We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up… 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:58.600 I want it to be a guitar boat that floats. 00:02:58.680 --> 00:02:59.810 You're onto something there. 00:02:59.890 --> 00:03:01.480 …it can be built. 00:03:02.480 --> 00:03:03.810 Oh! 00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:05.480 That is so cool! 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:07.480 Hey, it might even inspire them to build 00:03:07.570 --> 00:03:09.690 outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever. 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:11.610 -Do I wanna do it? 00:03:11.700 --> 00:03:13.200 Dumbest thing we've ever made. 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:16.370 Not really. But this isn't about me, is it? 00:03:16.450 --> 00:03:18.580 -So here we are. -You better get to work! 00:03:18.660 --> 00:03:20.660 Funny how their dreams are my nightmare. 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:23.960 Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun. 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:24.870 Whatever. 00:03:37.634 --> 00:03:40.637 -Letting your hair out? -If you got it, flaunt it. 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:43.389 -I had some flow for a while. -No. Did you really? 00:03:43.473 --> 00:03:45.975 Me too. Then God wanted it back. 00:03:47.227 --> 00:03:48.478 He took it. 00:03:48.561 --> 00:03:50.146 Hey, you know what time it is? 00:03:50.230 --> 00:03:51.648 Ponytail time. 00:03:51.731 --> 00:03:53.858 -That looks adorable. -Right? Boom. 00:03:53.942 --> 00:03:55.860 -All day you're gonna wear that? -Yeah. 00:03:55.944 --> 00:03:57.862 -Yeah. -There's a sight for sore eyes. 00:03:57.946 --> 00:03:59.447 -Hey, guys. -What's up? 00:03:59.530 --> 00:04:00.907 -You guys know Justine? -Yeah. 00:04:00.990 --> 00:04:02.283 -What's goin' on? -How's it going? 00:04:02.367 --> 00:04:06.162 I called her in to help us to alleviate the pain I feel working with you guys. 00:04:06.246 --> 00:04:08.748 Let's be honest, this show could use somebody without a beard. 00:04:08.831 --> 00:04:10.583 It'll be a whole new show. 00:04:10.667 --> 00:04:14.837 On tonight's episode of The Real Makers of DiResta County, 00:04:14.921 --> 00:04:16.881 Jimmy brings another maker into the barn, 00:04:16.965 --> 00:04:21.552 Justine Silva, known for her artsy eye and crafty ways. 00:04:21.636 --> 00:04:25.473 Her talent is just as boundless as it is beardless. 00:04:25.556 --> 00:04:28.434 She even does things like this. 00:04:29.018 --> 00:04:31.354 But how will the other guys in the group accept her? 00:04:31.437 --> 00:04:33.690 I'm super-excited to be here. It sounds like a lot of fun. 00:04:33.773 --> 00:04:36.943 Whoa! Does Justine actually mean that? 00:04:37.026 --> 00:04:41.030 Or is she here to take Derek's place as Jimmy's new best friend? 00:04:41.114 --> 00:04:42.699 -Oh, boy. Probably not. 00:04:42.782 --> 00:04:45.368 But anything can happen with editing. 00:04:45.451 --> 00:04:46.577 Please stop. 00:04:48.496 --> 00:04:52.125 Will sassy map-man Jackman see Justine as a threat? 00:04:52.208 --> 00:04:53.876 -What's 9 times 6? 54. 00:04:54.627 --> 00:04:58.131 As things heat up, will Graz hide behind his DeNiro impression? 00:04:58.214 --> 00:04:59.048 Little bit. 00:04:59.132 --> 00:05:02.051 Nothing is certain, but one thing is for sure. 00:05:02.135 --> 00:05:04.387 No one is safe. 00:05:04.470 --> 00:05:08.683 Justine might be here to make things, but the one thing she's not here to make? 00:05:08.766 --> 00:05:09.726 Friends. 00:05:09.809 --> 00:05:14.188 Anything goes on tonight's The Real Makers of DiResta County. 00:05:14.689 --> 00:05:16.566 -All right. Good. I'm in. -We're good. 00:05:16.649 --> 00:05:19.694 Justine, are you ready to hear some of the stupidest ideas you've ever heard? 00:05:19.777 --> 00:05:21.988 -Yes. -All right. Get in positions. Come on. 00:05:22.071 --> 00:05:24.240 All right. Bring up the first victim. 00:05:24.824 --> 00:05:27.785 Oh my God! Amazing! We got a special guest appearance from Jonah Hill. 00:05:27.869 --> 00:05:29.370 -How are you, Jonah? 00:05:29.454 --> 00:05:30.830 -Wonderful. 00:05:30.913 --> 00:05:33.082 -I like this kid already. -Me too. 00:05:33.666 --> 00:05:35.668 He just slapped himself. 00:05:35.752 --> 00:05:38.546 -What's your name? -My name is Abraham. 00:05:38.629 --> 00:05:39.964 -Leah! 00:05:40.048 --> 00:05:41.799 Abraham and Leah? 00:05:41.883 --> 00:05:42.717 Yes. 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:44.552 He's gonna smash his head. 00:05:44.635 --> 00:05:47.930 Abe, be careful. We don't want your brains to leak out of your ear. 00:05:49.390 --> 00:05:51.559 -What brains? 00:05:53.311 --> 00:05:55.355 All right, guys, you got my interest. What's the idea? 00:05:55.438 --> 00:05:57.523 -A pirate ship. -Okay. 00:05:57.607 --> 00:06:01.361 -That could drive on land. -A pirate ship that drives on land? 00:06:01.444 --> 00:06:03.529 -Yes. -So a pirate car? 00:06:04.113 --> 00:06:06.115 What about a pirate ship? What do you want? 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:09.452 I drew a picture of what it should look like. 00:06:09.535 --> 00:06:12.663 You drew that up? Did you hold the pencil with your foot? 00:06:14.374 --> 00:06:16.250 Abe, describe the photo for me. 00:06:16.334 --> 00:06:17.377 Okay. 00:06:17.460 --> 00:06:20.421 Here's an important detail of the ship. 00:06:20.505 --> 00:06:23.633 It needs cool-y designed windows. 00:06:23.716 --> 00:06:25.885 Cool-y designed windows. Okay. 00:06:25.968 --> 00:06:30.556 Right here, you have three flags. 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:32.642 Three flags right there. 00:06:32.725 --> 00:06:35.478 Abe, I hate to break it to you, that's four fingers. 00:06:36.062 --> 00:06:38.815 No. You must be blind 'cause of old age. 00:06:38.898 --> 00:06:41.192 -These guys are funny. 00:06:41.275 --> 00:06:44.946 This flag right here is a dart board. 00:06:45.029 --> 00:06:45.863 Okay. 00:06:45.947 --> 00:06:48.574 -The next flag… I can't imagine where this is going. 00:06:48.658 --> 00:06:51.786 …is a slice of pizza. 00:06:51.869 --> 00:06:56.499 And the final flag… is a pizza. 00:06:58.292 --> 00:07:00.837 I never would have guessed this kid was gonna say food. 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.673 Also, it needs cannons. 00:07:03.756 --> 00:07:04.590 Okay. 00:07:04.674 --> 00:07:07.802 But not ordinary cannons. 00:07:07.885 --> 00:07:12.432 The cannons shoot… Drumroll please. 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:16.602 pizza. 00:07:16.686 --> 00:07:18.187 I knew he was gonna say that. 00:07:18.271 --> 00:07:20.398 -The cannons shoot pizza. -Yes. 00:07:20.481 --> 00:07:25.069 So it's basically like weaponizing pizza, although delicious. 00:07:26.112 --> 00:07:30.658 But the cannons shoot the pizza at the ship. 00:07:32.118 --> 00:07:34.704 -Ow. 00:07:34.787 --> 00:07:36.998 What if we make one cannon that shoots salad? 00:07:37.081 --> 00:07:39.333 -Who eats salad? 00:07:39.417 --> 00:07:41.294 -Definitely not you two. -Wait. Why are-- 00:07:41.377 --> 00:07:43.337 Hey. Can you put some of these up here? 00:07:43.421 --> 00:07:44.255 What is that? 00:07:44.338 --> 00:07:47.425 She asked if you can put some of "deez" up here. 00:07:47.508 --> 00:07:49.719 -What? "Deez" what? -Deez nu-- 00:07:55.516 --> 00:07:56.601 These kids are seven. 00:07:56.684 --> 00:07:58.478 These kids we should have on every episode. 00:07:58.561 --> 00:07:59.687 Justine, this never happens. 00:07:59.770 --> 00:08:02.523 We're never that interested in the first pitch, but these kids are gold. 00:08:02.607 --> 00:08:04.650 -Yeah. -I like it a lot. I'm in. 00:08:04.734 --> 00:08:06.694 I don't care about the idea. I wanna work with them. 00:08:06.777 --> 00:08:08.696 Yeah. If we agree to this, it's a huge build. 00:08:08.779 --> 00:08:10.615 I'll say yes to anything these kids pitch. 00:08:10.698 --> 00:08:11.741 Yeah. All right. 00:08:11.824 --> 00:08:12.909 Abe, Leah. 00:08:12.992 --> 00:08:16.162 Good news. We're gonna build your pirate ship. 00:08:16.245 --> 00:08:20.500 -Yes! Yeah! -Yeah! 00:08:20.583 --> 00:08:22.084 Does that mean he's excited? 00:08:22.168 --> 00:08:24.128 All right. I think this meeting is over. 00:08:24.212 --> 00:08:26.255 We're gonna get to building. We'll check in later. 00:08:26.339 --> 00:08:27.632 -Okay. 00:08:28.132 --> 00:08:29.967 -Wow. -God bless the mother. 00:08:30.051 --> 00:08:31.928 -Justine, you're a good luck charm. -I love them. 00:08:32.011 --> 00:08:34.347 Let's draw this thing up, figure out how to build it. 00:08:42.605 --> 00:08:43.731 So we need to make-- 00:08:49.278 --> 00:08:52.698 We need to make a pirate ship that has to ride on the land. 00:08:52.782 --> 00:08:56.244 First thing we need is something that's gonna make this mobile. 00:08:56.327 --> 00:08:59.830 I got a buddy with a junkyard. I like the idea of using an old beat-up car. 00:08:59.914 --> 00:09:01.165 -Something small. -Yeah. 00:09:01.249 --> 00:09:03.668 Second thing we're gonna need is a pirate boat. 00:09:03.751 --> 00:09:05.086 Put a big mast in the middle. 00:09:05.169 --> 00:09:07.421 -A couple of sails. -They said something about windows? 00:09:07.505 --> 00:09:10.007 What if we did stained glass for the windows? 00:09:10.091 --> 00:09:11.509 We could CNC up a frame. 00:09:11.592 --> 00:09:13.511 -Yeah. We can have fun there. -Yeah. 00:09:13.594 --> 00:09:15.346 We need a big log to make the cannon. 00:09:15.429 --> 00:09:18.432 A regular cannon is round, but they wanna shoot flat pizzas. 00:09:18.516 --> 00:09:22.186 Right, so if we take a cannon, but it's elongated, 00:09:22.687 --> 00:09:25.523 the pizza would be like that. 00:09:25.606 --> 00:09:27.441 Arrr! Feed the fish. 00:09:27.525 --> 00:09:29.360 Shiver me timbers! 00:09:32.989 --> 00:09:35.074 -I see it already. -Can I make the cannon? 00:09:35.157 --> 00:09:36.951 Please, Jimmy. I wanna make the cannon. 00:09:37.034 --> 00:09:39.328 The cannon, Jimmy. Jimmy, the cannon. Please. 00:09:39.412 --> 00:09:40.830 -Jimmy! 00:09:44.208 --> 00:09:45.876 Pat, you make the cannon. 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:49.171 -This thing is gonna be huge. -It'll be like, what? 12, 15 feet long. 00:09:49.255 --> 00:09:51.299 -Is everybody up for the challenge? -Yeah. 00:09:51.382 --> 00:09:53.551 -Let's kill it. -It's gonna be good. 00:09:53.634 --> 00:09:54.510 Let's get materials. 00:09:54.594 --> 00:09:57.054 Sailors on board! 00:09:57.138 --> 00:09:58.389 I gotta learn French. 00:09:58.931 --> 00:10:00.891 All hands on deck! 00:10:05.605 --> 00:10:07.815 ♪ What finer have you seen? 00:10:19.994 --> 00:10:21.412 Look at that booty. 00:10:21.495 --> 00:10:23.748 -Oh, this must be Jimmy. 00:10:33.215 --> 00:10:35.051 -Don't break it! -Don't break the car! 00:10:35.134 --> 00:10:37.303 I hope it's good enough for a boat. 00:10:37.386 --> 00:10:39.430 At least it came with an engine. 00:10:45.853 --> 00:10:48.981 So I'm thinking, we just give this a cut down here. 00:10:49.065 --> 00:10:50.900 Go across here. See what's going on. 00:10:50.983 --> 00:10:54.445 Leave the main structure just to see. We don't wanna cut too much too fast. 00:10:54.528 --> 00:10:56.906 Do you have a drill? Give me a little starter hole? 00:10:56.989 --> 00:10:59.200 -Maybe something right here. -Move your hands. 00:11:03.079 --> 00:11:03.913 There you go. 00:11:04.830 --> 00:11:06.624 What day do you talk to your therapist? 00:11:07.208 --> 00:11:10.336 -Mondays at 7:00. -You might wanna call them today. 00:11:10.836 --> 00:11:13.255 Right now, Derek and I have the easy job 00:11:13.339 --> 00:11:15.341 of cutting away the roof of the car. 00:11:15.424 --> 00:11:19.845 But the question is, how much needs to remain for us to build off of? 00:11:19.929 --> 00:11:21.972 Because there's not exactly a playbook 00:11:22.056 --> 00:11:24.558 for building a pizza pirate ship that drives on land, 00:11:24.642 --> 00:11:26.686 I won't know until I know. 00:11:26.769 --> 00:11:29.021 This is good because now we make a deck, 00:11:29.105 --> 00:11:31.357 a poop deck, people can stand up through it. 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:32.525 Yeah. 00:11:32.608 --> 00:11:35.236 I just wanted to leave this 'cause I'm concerned about the structure. 00:11:35.319 --> 00:11:38.155 If we cut this, we might end up folding the car in half. 00:11:38.239 --> 00:11:39.448 That would be kinda funny. 00:11:39.532 --> 00:11:43.327 I mean, we could cut the whole top off and just weld in supports. 00:11:43.411 --> 00:11:46.330 Yeah. It'd be nice to get this out of here, just because… 00:11:46.414 --> 00:11:49.083 -It doesn't give us the room I thought. -Yeah. 00:11:49.625 --> 00:11:53.254 By welding in parallel steel supports where the doors used to be, 00:11:53.337 --> 00:11:56.507 the car should be stable enough for us to remove the upper part of the frame. 00:11:56.590 --> 00:11:57.717 -Go! -Yeah. 00:11:58.300 --> 00:12:00.511 That will help us clear way for the deck, 00:12:00.594 --> 00:12:02.972 which Justine and Graz are designing now. 00:12:03.055 --> 00:12:04.432 We got a lot of work to do. 00:12:04.515 --> 00:12:05.433 A lot of work. 00:12:05.516 --> 00:12:07.643 -Do you feel comfortable drawing? -Not at all. 00:12:07.727 --> 00:12:08.853 All right. I'll do that. 00:12:08.936 --> 00:12:11.605 -So we're gonna start with a car, right? -Yep. 00:12:12.523 --> 00:12:16.193 And then we're gonna kinda build a deck right across this line. 00:12:16.277 --> 00:12:18.362 -Top comes right off. -This goes away. 00:12:18.446 --> 00:12:20.948 First, we gotta figure out what we're gonna use for this deck 00:12:21.031 --> 00:12:22.575 'cause that's the main structure. 00:12:22.658 --> 00:12:24.368 -Yeah. -I'm thinking 2x6s? 00:12:24.452 --> 00:12:25.453 Yeah. That works. 00:12:25.536 --> 00:12:27.413 It'll make it nice and strong. 00:12:27.913 --> 00:12:31.250 So it'll hold all of us. That's a lot of… a lot of weight there. 00:12:31.333 --> 00:12:35.671 -Am I crazy, or is it 80% beard weight? -This thing is pretty heavy. 00:12:35.755 --> 00:12:38.507 -I've been having neck issues. -You're gonna get neck issues. 00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:39.508 Gotta get you a brace. 00:12:39.592 --> 00:12:41.844 But it's nice because I off balance it with my ponytail. 00:12:41.927 --> 00:12:43.429 Is that why that thing is there? 00:12:43.512 --> 00:12:45.431 -Yes. -It can't be for looks. 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:50.728 -That was mean. -I'm sorry. I am really sorry. 00:12:51.729 --> 00:12:53.731 Probably get one right here, Jimmy. 00:12:54.315 --> 00:12:56.609 Derek and I have begun framing up the frame. 00:12:56.692 --> 00:12:58.027 That doesn't sound right. 00:12:58.110 --> 00:13:00.654 How about making the ship's frame for the car frame? 00:13:00.738 --> 00:13:03.157 Never mind, it's pointless trying to make sense of any of this. 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:05.409 Perfect. I can see it already. 00:13:05.493 --> 00:13:08.204 Regardless, we're gonna use 2x6 wooden boards 00:13:08.287 --> 00:13:11.582 screwed to the car as a frame that will become the floor of the ship. 00:13:11.665 --> 00:13:13.709 Start going this way, now we go up that way. 00:13:19.256 --> 00:13:20.090 Nice. 00:13:20.841 --> 00:13:22.426 Now this is gonna be… 00:13:23.844 --> 00:13:24.678 the frontal. 00:13:24.762 --> 00:13:27.932 We're gonna leave it long. We'll cut it shorter, but hold that. 00:13:28.015 --> 00:13:30.684 -Okay. -Show you a tricky-poo. 00:13:30.768 --> 00:13:34.313 It's time for Jimmy's "Tricky-poo" of the day. 00:13:34.396 --> 00:13:36.774 Yay, Jimmy. Show us a trick, Jimmy. 00:13:37.274 --> 00:13:39.485 We're gonna go to the middle and go there. 00:13:39.568 --> 00:13:42.446 So I'm gonna use my fulcrum of my arm to do that. 00:13:43.280 --> 00:13:44.114 Gonna do that. 00:13:44.698 --> 00:13:47.409 -I'll show you a trick on the band saw. -I love tricks. 00:13:47.493 --> 00:13:48.869 Tricky-poo. Bandsaw. 00:13:49.703 --> 00:13:52.331 We're gonna cut a curved bumper for the front of our ship. 00:13:52.414 --> 00:13:54.917 Here's a little trick to help save some lumber. 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:57.628 Instead of cutting out a solid bumper from one giant piece of lumber, 00:13:57.711 --> 00:13:59.880 we're going to use this single piece of 2x6 00:13:59.964 --> 00:14:02.132 to cut an arc from one end to the other end 00:14:02.216 --> 00:14:04.552 and then reattach the two pieces back to front, 00:14:04.635 --> 00:14:07.930 wasting no wood and making a nice, even-width bumper. 00:14:08.013 --> 00:14:08.889 Stand it up. 00:14:09.390 --> 00:14:10.850 Now it's a curved piece of wood. 00:14:10.933 --> 00:14:12.226 Boom! Tricky-poo. 00:14:12.309 --> 00:14:14.603 -Let's put it as the nose of the boat. -Nice trick. 00:14:14.687 --> 00:14:16.772 Tricky-poo of the day. 00:14:16.856 --> 00:14:20.317 -We'll never know that trick. -I'll have to watch the episode. 00:14:20.401 --> 00:14:23.320 -Hey, let's screw that together. 00:14:23.404 --> 00:14:25.489 -Well, that's fun. -That's one nice trick. 00:14:26.073 --> 00:14:28.534 So this is gonna kind of go here. 00:14:29.577 --> 00:14:31.078 -Like that. -Wow. 00:14:31.161 --> 00:14:33.038 -And I see the boat. -It's like magic. 00:14:38.544 --> 00:14:41.046 We're gonna connect it to the frame, so it's temporary. 00:14:41.130 --> 00:14:44.592 Once the bow is attached, we'll have the basic outline of the boat. 00:14:44.675 --> 00:14:47.428 We can start building our foundation from there. 00:14:47.511 --> 00:14:48.721 You see what I'm talking about? 00:14:48.804 --> 00:14:51.265 We want the structure now, then we go back in and secure it. 00:15:02.192 --> 00:15:03.819 Starting to look like an old boat. 00:15:03.903 --> 00:15:05.029 Yeah. It is. 00:15:06.405 --> 00:15:08.157 -Open the door. -You guys need a hand? 00:15:09.450 --> 00:15:10.993 -Be careful. Be careful. 00:15:11.660 --> 00:15:12.703 Don't break the door. 00:15:13.370 --> 00:15:15.873 -What do you guys got there? -It's a cannon. 00:15:16.624 --> 00:15:17.499 Oh, okay. 00:15:17.583 --> 00:15:19.793 -Nice toothpick. -Where did you get this? 00:15:19.877 --> 00:15:22.880 A lot happened. So let me give you a little fast-talking flashback. 00:15:22.963 --> 00:15:25.132 -We found a tree for the mast. -This is straight. 00:15:25.215 --> 00:15:28.218 I chopped it down. Pat did some yodeling. 00:15:28.302 --> 00:15:30.012 -That was nice. Beautiful. 00:15:30.095 --> 00:15:32.681 We stumbled across this beautiful log. That's a beautiful log. 00:15:32.765 --> 00:15:34.767 I thought we could blast pizzas out of this. 00:15:34.850 --> 00:15:36.894 It was big, so Pat cut off the end. 00:15:37.394 --> 00:15:38.520 Voila. 00:15:38.604 --> 00:15:41.231 It was still too big. We had to figure out how to drag it. 00:15:41.315 --> 00:15:43.359 How do we drag this? Luckily, we had this chain. 00:15:43.442 --> 00:15:45.653 -So we hooked it up to the ATV. 00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:48.072 Pat tried to ride the log. It didn't go great. 00:15:48.155 --> 00:15:49.406 You all right? He was fine. 00:15:49.490 --> 00:15:52.326 I dragged it out of the woods, and we rolled it up here to the workshop. 00:15:52.952 --> 00:15:57.289 So now we need to install it on the lathe, so I can turn it into a cannon. 00:15:58.040 --> 00:15:58.916 Good luck. 00:15:58.999 --> 00:16:00.501 -Hey, Jimmy. -Yeah. 00:16:00.584 --> 00:16:02.461 We have an engine hoist, right? 00:16:02.544 --> 00:16:03.629 We do. Yeah. 00:16:05.881 --> 00:16:06.715 Okay. 00:16:09.301 --> 00:16:10.386 Whoo-hoo. 00:16:11.095 --> 00:16:13.055 Wait. Jimmy, shouldn't I be doing that? 00:16:13.138 --> 00:16:14.932 -What? This? -I'm the jack man. 00:16:15.474 --> 00:16:17.685 -Jack man. 00:16:17.768 --> 00:16:19.144 You got me on that one. 00:16:19.228 --> 00:16:20.896 -Ready, jack man? -I'm ready. 00:16:20.980 --> 00:16:25.025 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 00:16:25.109 --> 00:16:27.069 -More? -Wait. I gotta… 00:16:29.071 --> 00:16:31.156 This is it. If you pull this off… 00:16:32.157 --> 00:16:33.242 Wow. 00:16:33.325 --> 00:16:34.952 Impressive, guys. 00:16:35.035 --> 00:16:39.039 In woodworking, moving a giant log on a giant lathe is bragging rights. 00:16:42.251 --> 00:16:45.462 It's pretty unusual to cut something this big on the lathe, 00:16:45.546 --> 00:16:47.798 but I'm pretty unusual myself. 00:16:49.258 --> 00:16:52.511 A surface this rough, spinning at 500 rotations per minute 00:16:52.594 --> 00:16:54.138 can quickly get dangerous. 00:16:54.221 --> 00:16:57.433 So first, we get it ready by stripping the bark. 00:17:00.936 --> 00:17:03.605 Then we use the angle grinder to shed even more weight 00:17:03.689 --> 00:17:06.650 and balance the log out, so it can be ready to spin. 00:17:07.401 --> 00:17:11.280 Soon enough, this bumpy log will be smooth and ready to move. 00:17:12.031 --> 00:17:14.450 And also delicious. 00:17:17.244 --> 00:17:18.412 It's coming together. 00:17:18.495 --> 00:17:21.081 Do you think we should add one more brace here? 00:17:22.666 --> 00:17:23.751 Yeah. Might as well. 00:17:24.793 --> 00:17:27.296 The framework of our pirate ship is nearly done. 00:17:27.379 --> 00:17:30.841 This is the supporting structure that everything gets attached to. 00:17:30.924 --> 00:17:32.968 So we need it to be strong and sturdy. 00:17:33.052 --> 00:17:34.136 That was way off. 00:17:34.636 --> 00:17:35.679 Nice job, Graz. 00:17:35.763 --> 00:17:37.890 Well, the rest of the crew is hard at work, 00:17:37.973 --> 00:17:40.392 and we are as focused as pirates on shore leave. 00:17:40.476 --> 00:17:41.393 It feels solid. 00:17:43.520 --> 00:17:44.730 That ain't going nowhere. 00:17:44.813 --> 00:17:47.024 All right. Should we start making a deck? 00:17:47.107 --> 00:17:48.317 Let's start decking it. 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:49.943 To build a deck, 00:17:50.027 --> 00:17:53.864 Graz and Justine are going to attach 2x6 floorboards across the surface. 00:17:54.656 --> 00:17:56.533 -Good? One down. -One down. 00:17:56.617 --> 00:18:00.454 The deck is the floor of the ship, where the pirates can stand around 00:18:00.537 --> 00:18:04.458 and do all their "shiver me timbers" and all that "yarrr" stuff. 00:18:05.501 --> 00:18:08.378 -I think it looks good. -I would be a proud pirate. 00:18:08.462 --> 00:18:11.256 Meanwhile, Derek and I are going to attach the siding. 00:18:12.174 --> 00:18:15.385 We'll be using long pieces of plywood and form them one by one, 00:18:15.469 --> 00:18:16.512 going up the ship. 00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:19.056 -I'm making them seven inches wide. -Okay. 00:18:19.139 --> 00:18:20.641 I'm overlapping them one inch. 00:18:22.309 --> 00:18:26.396 For the bow, which means the front part of the boat in sailing mumbo-jumbo, 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:28.899 we're gonna use curved planks to accommodate the boat shape. 00:18:28.982 --> 00:18:30.275 See if this fits. 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:31.777 Yeah. That's good there. 00:18:35.114 --> 00:18:36.782 Oop, we broke it. 00:18:36.865 --> 00:18:39.910 We'll just rip it off. I'll just score it so that it bends. 00:18:39.993 --> 00:18:42.538 Scoring is another word for cutting relief cuts 00:18:42.621 --> 00:18:44.790 halfway through the thickness of the plywood, 00:18:44.873 --> 00:18:47.626 which allows it to be bendy and take the shape of the boat. 00:18:48.877 --> 00:18:50.629 The boat has a lot of compound curves. 00:18:50.712 --> 00:18:54.299 By putting these relief cuts, we can wrap around that compound surface. 00:19:01.557 --> 00:19:04.518 All right. It looks good. I'm a little concerned about the weight, 00:19:04.601 --> 00:19:06.311 but there's not much we can do about it now. 00:19:06.395 --> 00:19:09.606 How much weight do you think we'd lose if we cut off Graz's ponytail? 00:19:10.107 --> 00:19:10.941 Three ounces? 00:19:11.024 --> 00:19:13.527 -We could cut it off and weigh it. -No. 00:19:13.610 --> 00:19:15.904 Jackman, how much do you think this car can hold? 00:19:15.988 --> 00:19:19.366 2006 Ford Focus can hold 950. 00:19:19.449 --> 00:19:20.450 Rated. 00:19:20.534 --> 00:19:22.953 -That's what it's rated for? -Yeah. The payload capacity. 00:19:23.036 --> 00:19:24.163 That's like you and Pat. 00:19:24.246 --> 00:19:27.583 -Why didn't you tell us that this morning? -I did. You didn't listen. 00:19:28.458 --> 00:19:31.461 -Did you really look it up? -And here's another flashback. 00:19:31.545 --> 00:19:34.798 Jimmy found the perfect car, but it had rats. 00:19:34.882 --> 00:19:36.216 It's got a rat's nest in here. 00:19:36.300 --> 00:19:37.676 It smelled funny. 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:39.761 -Jimmy told me to hop in. -Hop in. 00:19:39.845 --> 00:19:41.430 I hopped in, found a surprise. 00:19:41.513 --> 00:19:43.849 -The manual is in the glove box. -It still has the manual. 00:19:43.932 --> 00:19:45.976 -Payload, 950. -Let me see this. 00:19:47.227 --> 00:19:49.855 -Wait. We need-- -See this? We need that. 00:19:49.938 --> 00:19:53.275 We're way over, but we don't have to drive it to California. 00:19:53.358 --> 00:19:55.319 We have to drive it around my backyard. 00:19:55.402 --> 00:19:59.489 I'd say this, potentially, is a real piece of ship. 00:20:04.244 --> 00:20:05.579 -Thank you. 00:20:05.662 --> 00:20:06.538 Ow. 00:20:06.622 --> 00:20:09.750 I wanna get started on the stained glass if we could move it. 00:20:09.833 --> 00:20:10.709 Let's turn it around. 00:20:10.792 --> 00:20:13.795 This week on The Real Makers of DiResta County, 00:20:13.879 --> 00:20:15.005 we're shipping out. 00:20:15.088 --> 00:20:16.965 Things get turned up to a ten. 00:20:17.049 --> 00:20:17.925 Is it this loud? 00:20:18.008 --> 00:20:20.427 Deckhand Graz is ship driving blind. 00:20:20.510 --> 00:20:21.929 Pat, I can't really see you. 00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:24.223 -Back up. -You act like it's an aircraft carrier. 00:20:24.306 --> 00:20:26.391 Is the crew losing confidence in Graz? 00:20:26.475 --> 00:20:27.351 Don't do that. 00:20:27.434 --> 00:20:30.938 And is Graz steering the ship toward his own greed? 00:20:31.772 --> 00:20:34.524 We could rent this out for like proms and stuff. 00:20:36.026 --> 00:20:39.738 And is Jimmy being made a fool? 00:20:43.825 --> 00:20:46.495 Find out on The Real Makers of DiResta County. 00:20:46.578 --> 00:20:47.704 We're shipping out. 00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:49.039 I believe it's seaworthy. 00:20:49.122 --> 00:20:49.957 Catch me. 00:20:50.958 --> 00:20:52.709 Oh, you're so sweaty. Oh, gross. 00:20:52.793 --> 00:20:54.378 Oh, hey. Watch your hands. 00:20:54.461 --> 00:20:56.171 Get your hands off my booty. 00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:16.024 Don't get me wrong. I like pineapple. Just not on pizza. 00:21:16.108 --> 00:21:19.069 So, normally I would order like a pineapple pizza, 00:21:19.152 --> 00:21:22.864 put the pineapple aside, eat the pizza, and then finish with the pineapple. 00:21:22.948 --> 00:21:25.117 -That's delicious. -It's strange. 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:27.035 I'm gonna get the slingshot working. 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:29.079 You finish up the cannon part of the cannon. 00:21:29.162 --> 00:21:30.706 Yeah. I still have a ton of work to do. 00:21:30.789 --> 00:21:32.833 -Get that turned down to shape. -Yep. 00:21:32.916 --> 00:21:34.293 Then we'll combine them together, 00:21:34.376 --> 00:21:37.087 and we'll have a kinda stretched out, elongated cannon. 00:21:37.170 --> 00:21:38.255 Cool. Okay. 00:21:38.338 --> 00:21:40.632 What exactly is a stretched out, elongated cannon? 00:21:40.716 --> 00:21:41.758 Here's what I'm thinking. 00:21:42.592 --> 00:21:45.220 Pat's taking the huge log that we found in the woods 00:21:45.304 --> 00:21:47.973 and is spinning it on the lathe to create the cannon body. 00:21:48.056 --> 00:21:51.184 After he's done, we'll slice down the middle and hollow it out. 00:21:51.268 --> 00:21:53.645 We'll take my pizza-shooting slingshot contraption, 00:21:53.729 --> 00:21:55.689 which will look like a big coin slot, 00:21:55.772 --> 00:21:58.191 and attach the two cannon halves on either side. 00:21:58.275 --> 00:22:00.652 So from the side, it'll look just like a cannon, 00:22:00.736 --> 00:22:03.697 but from the top, it's gonna be more of a weird oval shape. 00:22:03.780 --> 00:22:06.742 I'm responsible for the pizza part of the pizza cannon. 00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:10.037 I'm gonna start by creating two thin boxes 00:22:10.120 --> 00:22:12.372 that are designed to withhold a bunch of tension. 00:22:12.456 --> 00:22:14.875 In this case, the tension of the slingshot mechanism. 00:22:15.417 --> 00:22:17.419 These are also known as torsion boxes. 00:22:20.297 --> 00:22:22.883 Then I'll cut out a circular plate to hold the pizza, 00:22:22.966 --> 00:22:25.927 and add a dowel rod in the center that I'll feed surgical tubing through. 00:22:26.011 --> 00:22:30.015 Surgical tubing is incredibly elastic, but it's also resilient and won't break. 00:22:30.098 --> 00:22:33.143 That tubing will then get attached to the front two sides of the boxes. 00:22:33.226 --> 00:22:35.312 Later, I'll install a metal latch onto the disk 00:22:35.395 --> 00:22:38.607 that will grab onto the dowel until we're ready to fire the slingshot. 00:22:38.690 --> 00:22:41.234 Then you'll see the best pizza slinging you've ever seen. 00:22:41.318 --> 00:22:42.444 Hey, Pat. 00:22:42.527 --> 00:22:43.487 Huh? 00:22:43.570 --> 00:22:45.322 Come check out my pizza cannon. 00:22:46.031 --> 00:22:46.990 Oh wow. 00:22:47.074 --> 00:22:49.910 -It's a slingshot without your cannon. -Yeah. 00:22:49.993 --> 00:22:51.620 -Try it? -Yeah, I want to try it. 00:22:51.703 --> 00:22:52.746 -Go to that end. -Yep. 00:22:52.829 --> 00:22:55.374 -Gotta hold that against your stomach. -Yep. 00:22:55.457 --> 00:22:57.125 And then pull this back. 00:23:02.172 --> 00:23:03.590 -Fire the pizza! -Okay. 00:23:06.551 --> 00:23:09.096 -I got it! -Oh! It works! 00:23:09.179 --> 00:23:10.764 Fire in the hole! 00:23:17.604 --> 00:23:21.233 The best part is these little clamps here that I have on the surgical tubing. 00:23:21.316 --> 00:23:23.777 If I move them in further, we get more tension. 00:23:23.860 --> 00:23:25.529 So more force when we throw the pizza. 00:23:34.121 --> 00:23:37.958 Justine and I designed some window frames and cut them out on the CNC. 00:23:39.042 --> 00:23:40.752 This is probably upside down. 00:23:41.420 --> 00:23:44.005 And once Jimmy figures out how they're gonna fit… 00:23:45.298 --> 00:23:47.843 …we can move forward in creating the stained-glass effect. 00:23:48.427 --> 00:23:50.929 So now we know this fits in here so we can take this out… 00:23:51.012 --> 00:23:51.847 Perfect. 00:23:51.930 --> 00:23:53.306 …and give it to them. 00:23:53.390 --> 00:23:55.016 Here's your piece of frame. 00:23:55.100 --> 00:23:58.311 I made it fit the opening, so you could put a little… or black. Whatever. 00:24:01.231 --> 00:24:04.901 We'll start by spray painting the window frame black to resemble lead, 00:24:05.735 --> 00:24:07.529 which is what the ancient Romans used. 00:24:07.612 --> 00:24:09.698 The lead, not the spray paint. 00:24:11.908 --> 00:24:15.829 Next, we'll fill each frame with a thin layer of epoxy and let it cure. 00:24:17.456 --> 00:24:21.001 Then, we'll mix the epoxy, hardener, and different shades of pigment. 00:24:22.752 --> 00:24:25.547 And we'll pour one color of dyed resin in each section 00:24:25.630 --> 00:24:27.883 to replicate the look of stained-glass. 00:24:30.218 --> 00:24:32.345 We'll allow the epoxy time to cure. 00:24:32.429 --> 00:24:35.265 And that, my friends, is how you put the "win" in window. 00:24:39.478 --> 00:24:40.812 Check it out. 00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:44.858 -It looks so good. -And it really looks like stained glass. 00:24:44.941 --> 00:24:46.193 -It does. -Yeah. 00:24:46.276 --> 00:24:47.319 Pizza pie. 00:24:54.284 --> 00:24:55.285 Pizza. 00:24:56.912 --> 00:24:58.497 -Ta-da! -Wow! 00:24:58.580 --> 00:24:59.498 Right? 00:24:59.998 --> 00:25:01.500 -That's a cannon. -Yeah. 00:25:01.583 --> 00:25:04.169 That's a wood cannon. Next step is getting this thing off the lathe. 00:25:04.252 --> 00:25:05.128 Yep. 00:25:05.212 --> 00:25:08.423 This line here. We're gonna have to cut that on the band saw, in half. 00:25:11.301 --> 00:25:12.177 Oh. 00:25:22.062 --> 00:25:23.813 -You got a machine gun cannon. -Jimmy? 00:25:23.897 --> 00:25:26.358 -Yeah. -Might need a bit of help here. 00:25:26.441 --> 00:25:28.527 -Graz? Stand here. -Yeah. 00:25:28.610 --> 00:25:32.489 Yeah. Kind of bend down, maybe? Put your ponytail in there and cut it off. 00:25:33.406 --> 00:25:36.743 -Derek, give them a hand. -No. You said you had it. 00:25:37.410 --> 00:25:39.371 Derek, come over here with me, just in case. 00:25:39.454 --> 00:25:43.917 On the next episode of The Real Makers of DiResta County, 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.544 Cannon Cutting Edition. 00:25:45.627 --> 00:25:47.420 Everybody put on your safety goggles. 00:25:47.504 --> 00:25:50.090 Jimmy and the gang cut their toughest cannon yet. 00:25:50.173 --> 00:25:51.424 Jackman, you guide it. 00:25:51.508 --> 00:25:52.509 -You got it? Yep. 00:25:52.592 --> 00:25:54.886 Can the cutters cut where no cutter has cut before? 00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:57.305 -What's happening? - Or will their cannon plans… 00:25:57.389 --> 00:26:00.267 -Hold on! Wait! It's twisting! -…get canned? 00:26:00.350 --> 00:26:01.351 It's way off. 00:26:02.269 --> 00:26:03.520 Turn it off. 00:26:03.603 --> 00:26:05.730 I want to make an episode about shooting pizza. 00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:06.898 What do you guys think? 00:26:06.982 --> 00:26:10.068 Tune in to The Real Makers of DiResta County, 00:26:10.151 --> 00:26:11.903 Cannon Cutting Edition. 00:26:11.987 --> 00:26:12.904 That didn't work. 00:26:13.405 --> 00:26:15.865 Considering that could be a second failure, 00:26:15.949 --> 00:26:19.077 and we only have one more blade to try, let's use the chainsaw. 00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:19.995 Yep. 00:26:20.078 --> 00:26:23.540 Let's pull it out and get it rested on the ground, and I'll fix the band saw. 00:26:23.623 --> 00:26:25.292 Thanks, guys. Thanks for nothing. 00:26:25.375 --> 00:26:26.668 I'm glad we could help. 00:26:26.751 --> 00:26:28.795 This band saw is typically unstoppable. 00:26:28.878 --> 00:26:32.632 Can you make me a pizza cannon? Except for a 500-pound pizza cannon. 00:26:32.716 --> 00:26:35.760 Make a pizza cannon. Make a pizza cannon. 200 dollar blade. 00:26:35.844 --> 00:26:39.055 Make a pizza cannon. What do you want me to do? 00:26:39.139 --> 00:26:40.265 -Jimmy. -What? 00:26:40.348 --> 00:26:42.851 -What do you need me to do? -Go put the mast on. 00:26:42.934 --> 00:26:43.768 Okay. 00:26:44.894 --> 00:26:47.897 Since we couldn't cut our cannon in half using Jimmy's band saw, 00:26:47.981 --> 00:26:50.650 -I'm gonna go with option two. Chainsaw. 00:26:50.734 --> 00:26:52.193 A chainsaw will do the trick, 00:26:52.277 --> 00:26:54.779 and the only reason we didn't go for it as our first option 00:26:54.863 --> 00:26:57.907 was because chainsaws can be a little messier and less precise. 00:26:57.991 --> 00:27:00.577 That is unless you're strong, young men like Pat and myself, 00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:01.911 and not a couple of, uh… 00:27:02.954 --> 00:27:04.205 -Well, you get it. 00:27:09.085 --> 00:27:11.588 We've split our cannon, and according to my calculations, 00:27:11.671 --> 00:27:14.090 each of these halves is half the weight of the original cannon. 00:27:14.174 --> 00:27:16.176 -Hm. -Are we gonna hollow it out? 00:27:16.259 --> 00:27:17.677 -Yeah. -That's the next step. 00:27:17.761 --> 00:27:19.262 What are we waiting for? 00:27:19.346 --> 00:27:20.889 Hey, come on, Jimmy. Relax. 00:27:25.560 --> 00:27:26.603 -Feel better? -Yeah. 00:27:26.686 --> 00:27:28.521 Thank you for sharing that with us. 00:27:29.105 --> 00:27:33.276 Although this pizza pirate ship is proving to be a huge waste of time, 00:27:33.360 --> 00:27:34.653 and saw blades, 00:27:34.736 --> 00:27:37.489 it's gonna blow these kids' socks off when it's finished. 00:27:37.572 --> 00:27:39.532 And power is all in the details, 00:27:39.616 --> 00:27:43.495 like this decorative wooden trim, or the mast carved from a tree, 00:27:43.578 --> 00:27:45.163 that's gonna get us there. 00:27:45.246 --> 00:27:47.666 -Nice. -Doesn't have to be straight, I guess. 00:27:47.749 --> 00:27:51.586 -I guess it's funnier if it's crooked. -I tried to match it with Graz's nose. 00:27:52.796 --> 00:27:55.840 Jimmy, you guys thinking about putting a crow's nest up here? 00:27:55.924 --> 00:27:58.009 Yeah, a cartoon-y one. We don't wanna make a real one. 00:27:58.093 --> 00:27:59.928 -From here? -Yeah. That would be good. 00:28:00.011 --> 00:28:03.306 I'll make the crow's nest. I'll make it the size of maybe a five-gallon bucket. 00:28:03.390 --> 00:28:04.641 That seems about right. 00:28:04.724 --> 00:28:07.060 Will you make it from a five-gallon bucket? 00:28:07.143 --> 00:28:09.396 -I'll make it out of wood. -Okay. 00:28:13.358 --> 00:28:15.985 The crow's nest is the structure at the top of the mast 00:28:16.069 --> 00:28:19.114 where somebody can stand and look out for enemy ships or land 00:28:19.197 --> 00:28:20.990 so they can bury their treasure. 00:28:21.491 --> 00:28:24.953 Oh God, you guys caught me digging around for treasure on my own, huh? 00:28:25.036 --> 00:28:26.204 Moving on. 00:28:26.287 --> 00:28:28.957 To save weight, our crow's nest will be made to scale 00:28:29.040 --> 00:28:31.501 and serve no purpose other than looks, 00:28:31.584 --> 00:28:33.461 just like they described me in high school. 00:28:33.545 --> 00:28:36.548 -If there is less yodeling… 00:28:36.631 --> 00:28:40.385 …and more building, this pizza pirate ship will be ready to sail in no time. 00:28:47.016 --> 00:28:51.062 When the window goes in, put a nail in it because it's gonna wanna fall down. 00:28:51.146 --> 00:28:53.064 Attention, Jimmy. Children calling. 00:28:53.148 --> 00:28:56.943 Attention, Jimmy. Time to talk to the kids again. 00:28:57.944 --> 00:28:58.820 Abe. 00:28:58.903 --> 00:29:00.739 -Hello. -Hello. 00:29:00.822 --> 00:29:02.490 Hello. What are you guys doing? 00:29:02.574 --> 00:29:04.284 I have a question. 00:29:05.076 --> 00:29:08.079 -Okay. -How is the ship going? 00:29:08.163 --> 00:29:09.205 It's going really good. 00:29:09.289 --> 00:29:11.875 Can you see anything? Can you see a piece of it right here? 00:29:11.958 --> 00:29:13.626 I can see some of it. 00:29:13.710 --> 00:29:15.712 No. I just see an old man. 00:29:15.795 --> 00:29:17.505 -Ow! 00:29:19.174 --> 00:29:21.843 -Wait. One important thing. -Uh-oh. 00:29:21.926 --> 00:29:26.431 We want a merman on the front of the ship. 00:29:26.514 --> 00:29:27.724 So not a mermaid? 00:29:27.807 --> 00:29:28.725 Not a mermaid. 00:29:28.808 --> 00:29:30.518 -Merman. -Merman. 00:29:31.311 --> 00:29:33.062 Uh-oh. Storm ahead. 00:29:33.146 --> 00:29:35.982 Mer-can Jimmy make a merman? 00:29:36.649 --> 00:29:38.568 Everyone's cool with making a merman? 00:29:38.651 --> 00:29:39.652 -Sure. -Yeah. 00:29:39.736 --> 00:29:41.196 -Merman. -Merman. 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.448 -Merman. -Oh.Pat likes the merman. 00:29:43.531 --> 00:29:45.617 Okay. That was easy. 00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:47.410 I have a question for you. 00:29:47.494 --> 00:29:49.537 -Oh God. -I hate when he says that. 00:29:49.621 --> 00:29:52.582 Is this what you wanted your life to come to? 00:29:55.585 --> 00:29:57.253 -Answer the kid. 00:29:57.337 --> 00:29:58.755 Oh my gosh. 00:29:58.838 --> 00:30:01.466 I'm not sure. You really hit, you really hit… 00:30:01.549 --> 00:30:02.467 That's sad. 00:30:03.551 --> 00:30:04.594 It is. 00:30:04.677 --> 00:30:07.430 -Can we go back to building now? -Okay. Get to work. 00:30:11.434 --> 00:30:12.936 Goodbye. Wow. 00:30:13.019 --> 00:30:16.022 What the hell was that? Do they always talk to you like that? 00:30:16.105 --> 00:30:18.316 No. These two are very extra special. 00:30:19.025 --> 00:30:21.486 There's a lot of stuff to do. I'll work on the merman. 00:30:21.569 --> 00:30:24.405 We gotta paint this thing, we gotta put up the sails, 00:30:24.489 --> 00:30:26.157 finish up the stained glass. 00:30:26.241 --> 00:30:27.158 Let's get to work. 00:30:37.752 --> 00:30:38.878 Okay. 00:30:38.962 --> 00:30:41.714 Big Abe wants a merman, 00:30:41.798 --> 00:30:45.677 and I made this little sketch model, which would kind of be the concept. 00:30:45.760 --> 00:30:48.721 We could use Pat's real face as the merman face, 00:30:48.805 --> 00:30:50.139 but this is obviously too small. 00:30:50.223 --> 00:30:52.725 This was just my breadboard concept model. 00:30:52.809 --> 00:30:56.479 I'm gonna use the blue foam, a little spray glue, a little spray foam, 00:30:56.563 --> 00:30:58.731 and make a big merman at the front of the boat. 00:31:02.443 --> 00:31:05.989 Extruded polystyrene foam, or XPS, 00:31:06.489 --> 00:31:09.242 is a dense foam that is often used to insulate homes. 00:31:09.993 --> 00:31:12.620 XPS is a great crafting material because it's light, 00:31:12.704 --> 00:31:15.373 easy to work with, and it carves beautifully. 00:31:16.374 --> 00:31:18.001 It's also water-resistant, 00:31:18.084 --> 00:31:21.421 because what kind of merman would he be if he couldn't handle getting a bit wet? 00:31:22.922 --> 00:31:25.717 Like Graz, our merman is looking a little bit scrawny, 00:31:25.800 --> 00:31:28.970 so I'm gonna use spray foam to add some meat to them bones. 00:31:29.053 --> 00:31:31.556 Everyone else is busy. You have two hands. 00:31:32.140 --> 00:31:33.224 You paint the boat. 00:31:35.894 --> 00:31:38.354 -Once the spray foam is cured, 00:31:38.438 --> 00:31:40.648 I'll use an angle grinder to sculpt muscles 00:31:40.732 --> 00:31:42.483 and add some definition to this body. 00:31:42.567 --> 00:31:44.152 Now all we have to do is paint him, 00:31:44.235 --> 00:31:47.697 and this hunky merman is gonna look like he swam straight from the gym 00:31:47.780 --> 00:31:49.574 onto the front of our pirate ship. 00:31:50.575 --> 00:31:51.409 Looks good. 00:32:07.091 --> 00:32:08.468 What? No vegetables? 00:32:08.551 --> 00:32:10.678 Extra pep in your step. 00:32:18.811 --> 00:32:20.772 -Beautifully done. -Thank you. 00:32:21.272 --> 00:32:22.398 It's making me hungry. 00:32:23.024 --> 00:32:27.487 Justine, with this, I think we can actually sail the seven cheese. 00:32:28.780 --> 00:32:29.697 Yeah. I bet. 00:32:31.032 --> 00:32:33.159 Derek, how's that pizza wheel coming? 00:32:34.994 --> 00:32:36.663 Justine, how are the flags? 00:32:36.746 --> 00:32:37.705 Almost done. 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:38.790 Jackman? 00:32:38.873 --> 00:32:41.417 -I'm in the process of fixing the cannon. -Pat? 00:32:41.501 --> 00:32:44.045 I'm working on watching Jackman finish the cannon. 00:32:44.629 --> 00:32:45.922 Good. Graz? 00:32:46.005 --> 00:32:49.467 I just finished painting the ship. I'm gonna get to the molding. 00:32:49.550 --> 00:32:50.927 Let's drive this ship home. 00:32:51.010 --> 00:32:52.845 Aye aye, Captain Grey Beard. 00:32:52.929 --> 00:32:53.846 Okay. 00:32:55.848 --> 00:32:59.310 That's what I was about to say. Looks as stable as my grandmother. 00:33:00.103 --> 00:33:02.105 It says right on it, "This is not a step." 00:33:02.188 --> 00:33:05.358 The pizza ship is almost done. Thank God. 00:33:05.441 --> 00:33:08.861 Because I'm about to make like a ship and set sail right on out of here. 00:33:14.242 --> 00:33:15.868 -You good over there? -Yeah. 00:33:16.577 --> 00:33:18.746 To complete the barrel of the cannon, 00:33:18.830 --> 00:33:21.666 Jackman and Pat will install the pizza slingshot 00:33:21.749 --> 00:33:23.876 and seal the hollow cannon halves. 00:33:25.169 --> 00:33:28.965 Derek is finally getting to the steering wheel, also known as the helm, 00:33:29.048 --> 00:33:32.760 but this might be the longest it's ever taken to get a pizza delivered. 00:33:34.679 --> 00:33:36.472 We need to build a trunnion for the cannon, 00:33:36.556 --> 00:33:41.269 which consists of a stock, axle, two wheels, so we can position and aim it. 00:33:45.273 --> 00:33:47.442 Graz and Justine will finish up the decorative details, 00:33:47.525 --> 00:33:50.862 such as the molding, the pizza slice bunting flags… 00:33:52.864 --> 00:33:55.742 And lastly, printing the name on the stern. 00:33:57.368 --> 00:34:00.204 Guys, pencils down. Let's take a look. 00:34:00.288 --> 00:34:02.540 I think we outdid ourselves. It looks amazing. 00:34:02.623 --> 00:34:03.750 Let's get out of here. 00:34:03.833 --> 00:34:06.502 Can't wait to show these little pizza eaters what we made. 00:34:09.839 --> 00:34:13.176 Arrr! Avast, ye scallywags! 00:34:14.052 --> 00:34:16.721 You ready to show these kids their pizza pirate dream? 00:34:17.346 --> 00:34:19.474 We gotta get to work before the rain kicks in. 00:34:19.557 --> 00:34:23.519 Let me get Abe and Leah up here. Show these ungrateful kids what we did. 00:34:23.603 --> 00:34:25.229 -Hello! 00:34:25.313 --> 00:34:26.689 Hey. How are you guys? 00:34:26.773 --> 00:34:28.483 Hello, old people. 00:34:28.566 --> 00:34:30.443 -Hello, young people. 00:34:30.943 --> 00:34:33.529 Let me get this straight. You come on my show, insult me, 00:34:33.613 --> 00:34:36.741 demand I build a pirate ship, and this is your level of excitement? 00:34:38.117 --> 00:34:40.161 Are you ready to see this pizza ship? 00:34:40.244 --> 00:34:42.288 Yes! 00:34:42.371 --> 00:34:44.123 All right, guys! Hit it! 00:34:44.207 --> 00:34:45.833 Open that door! 00:34:59.722 --> 00:35:01.516 Whoa. 00:35:04.811 --> 00:35:06.479 It is beautiful! 00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:12.735 Wonderful! Wonderful! 00:35:12.819 --> 00:35:16.030 What you are looking at is definitely not seaworthy 00:35:16.114 --> 00:35:18.366 and barely road worthy. 00:35:18.449 --> 00:35:20.284 Pirate Pizza Ship. 00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:23.329 That's the best pirate pizza ship I've ever seen. 00:35:23.412 --> 00:35:25.998 -You seen a lot of these, huh? 00:35:28.709 --> 00:35:31.963 We started with a beautiful compact car from my buddy's junkyard 00:35:32.046 --> 00:35:33.756 and built around it. 00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:35.883 Let's start from the top and work our way down. 00:35:35.967 --> 00:35:37.468 Derek built the crow's nest. 00:35:37.552 --> 00:35:40.596 Then what would a pizza ship be without a pizza wheel? 00:35:40.680 --> 00:35:43.141 That is a spicy pizza meatball. 00:35:43.224 --> 00:35:46.519 You asked for cool stained glass windows. Graz, explain the windows. 00:35:46.602 --> 00:35:50.648 So we replicated stained glass, but we did it our own way with epoxy. 00:35:50.731 --> 00:35:52.316 We dyed it with some pigments. 00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:54.861 And we put your name and some pizza on the back. 00:35:54.944 --> 00:35:56.946 Yo-ho-ho! 00:35:57.947 --> 00:36:02.118 What pirate ship wouldn't be complete without pizza sails and flags 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.163 made by the masterful Justine? 00:36:05.246 --> 00:36:07.582 And, guys, how can we forget the merman? 00:36:07.665 --> 00:36:10.126 I sculpted the merman out of Styrofoam, 00:36:10.209 --> 00:36:12.712 and we left the head off for a very special guest, Pat. 00:36:12.795 --> 00:36:14.422 Yes. 00:36:14.505 --> 00:36:16.340 It is gorgeous. I love it. 00:36:16.424 --> 00:36:18.301 The merman with a hat. 00:36:18.384 --> 00:36:21.053 All right. I think that's it. I think we're done here. 00:36:21.137 --> 00:36:22.680 -Wait. -What? 00:36:22.763 --> 00:36:25.266 The cannon shooting at the ship. 00:36:25.349 --> 00:36:26.559 Oh. 00:36:26.642 --> 00:36:28.686 -That is what we wanna see. -Where's the cannon? 00:36:28.769 --> 00:36:30.855 Jackman, you got the pizza cannon locked and loaded? 00:36:30.938 --> 00:36:31.814 It's ready to go. 00:36:31.898 --> 00:36:34.775 All right. Let's set sail. Let's get this battle underway. 00:36:39.113 --> 00:36:41.616 Welcome to the invasion of DiResta Island, 00:36:41.699 --> 00:36:43.659 or as I call it, the dumb part of the show 00:36:43.743 --> 00:36:46.704 where we show you kids your stupid inventions in action. 00:36:46.787 --> 00:36:48.789 -Hey! They're not stupid! -You're stupid! 00:36:48.873 --> 00:36:50.208 You're a moron! 00:36:50.291 --> 00:36:52.752 I'm about to show you your stupid pizza cannon. Wanna see it? 00:36:52.835 --> 00:36:53.753 -Yes! -Yes! 00:36:53.836 --> 00:36:56.589 I'm so excited, I could poop my pants. 00:36:56.672 --> 00:36:58.591 -That's great, Abe. Thank you. -What? 00:36:59.592 --> 00:37:02.762 We turned this out of a giant red oak log. It was like 600 pounds. 00:37:02.845 --> 00:37:06.849 Crafted it out of that and some plywood and a slingshot mechanism on the inside, 00:37:06.933 --> 00:37:08.768 some CNC'd wheels that it rolls around-- 00:37:08.851 --> 00:37:10.269 -Hey, wake up! -Huh? 00:37:10.353 --> 00:37:11.687 Am I boring you, Abe? 00:37:11.771 --> 00:37:13.773 Um, no. 00:37:13.856 --> 00:37:16.484 It's a cannon that fires pizzas. What else could you possibly want? 00:37:16.567 --> 00:37:18.027 To see it fire. 00:37:18.110 --> 00:37:20.196 All right. So here's how it's gonna work. 00:37:20.279 --> 00:37:23.115 We're gonna have the pizza pirates drive the ship up the driveway, 00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:27.203 and gonna light them up with the cannon, like it's the Pizza War of 1812. 00:37:27.286 --> 00:37:28.371 Yes! 00:37:28.454 --> 00:37:30.498 You wanna see some pizza smash against the ship? 00:37:30.581 --> 00:37:32.500 Yeah! 00:37:32.583 --> 00:37:35.086 Jackman, load this thing up. Let's get ready to go. 00:37:35.169 --> 00:37:36.337 Let's fire some pizzas. 00:37:39.548 --> 00:37:40.633 Locked and loaded. 00:37:41.467 --> 00:37:43.261 Why the hell is there smoke? 00:37:43.344 --> 00:37:45.763 The fog means the pirates are on the horizon. 00:37:45.846 --> 00:37:47.556 Forward! Yarrr! 00:37:47.640 --> 00:37:50.434 I see a ship! We must protect DiResta Island! 00:37:50.518 --> 00:37:51.978 No. Not into the tree. 00:37:52.061 --> 00:37:52.979 God. 00:37:53.062 --> 00:37:54.355 -Jeez. 00:37:54.438 --> 00:37:56.607 There's trees everywhere. I can't see. 00:37:56.691 --> 00:37:58.025 That's hilarious. 00:37:58.609 --> 00:38:00.444 -Jackman, are you ready? -Ready. 00:38:00.528 --> 00:38:02.238 Ahoy, mateys! 00:38:02.321 --> 00:38:05.074 There it is, Jackman. Try and hit Derek. 00:38:05.574 --> 00:38:06.826 Fire! 00:38:08.202 --> 00:38:09.870 -Okay. Oh my God. 00:38:09.954 --> 00:38:11.872 Loser! 00:38:12.873 --> 00:38:15.876 -Close, but no cigar. -Quick! We're gonna try and hit him again. 00:38:20.256 --> 00:38:21.507 Fire at him! 00:38:22.425 --> 00:38:23.968 -You hit the merman! 00:38:26.095 --> 00:38:28.556 What? Are we parallel parking? What are we doing? 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:29.974 Hit him! Hit him! 00:38:32.018 --> 00:38:34.353 Loser! 00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.107 You still can't hit me. 00:38:38.190 --> 00:38:41.819 Jackman, if you don't get one on my lap, you have to eat a raw pizza. 00:38:41.902 --> 00:38:42.945 -Raw pizza. -Wait. 00:38:43.029 --> 00:38:45.614 He's gonna hit him! Hit him! Hit him! 00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:50.494 You've got pizza in your hat, matey. 00:38:50.578 --> 00:38:51.746 He's still a loser. 00:38:53.998 --> 00:38:56.500 Abe and Leah, are you guys satisfied? 00:38:56.584 --> 00:38:57.668 Yes! 00:38:57.752 --> 00:38:58.836 Did you have fun? 00:38:58.919 --> 00:38:59.962 Yargh! 00:39:00.046 --> 00:39:02.423 Did we make all of your dumb kid dreams come true? 00:39:02.506 --> 00:39:04.216 -Yes! -Yes! 00:39:04.717 --> 00:39:07.928 All right. Go stuff your faces with pizza. You've earned it. 00:39:08.012 --> 00:39:10.181 All righty. Thank you, matey. 00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:13.768 -That was fun. It was fun. 00:39:13.851 --> 00:39:16.729 I'm going to get dry. Sail this piece of ship out of here. 00:39:16.812 --> 00:39:19.065 -All right. -Shift it into "R." 00:39:20.024 --> 00:39:21.275 Farewell. 00:39:21.359 --> 00:39:23.527 -Which way am I going? -Okay. Back up. 00:39:23.611 --> 00:39:24.695 Steer slight left. 00:39:24.779 --> 00:39:26.197 Whoo-hoo.