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Severe Bangs Carly, Other Gay Josh,
and Jaden.

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Don't blame us.

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We tried murderlizing Josh

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so this wouldn't happen.

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- That's a confession.
- Pssh.

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I didn't say blit.

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You said you tried to kill Josh.

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- Not what I said.
- It is.

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Then you misheard me.

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I recorded it.

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We tried murderlizing Josh
so this wouldn't happen.

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That's been fully edited.

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If you're looking for bad hombres,
then look around.

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These kids are here illegally.

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They didn't come through
an authorized port of entry.

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They didn't apply for asylum.

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This is an invasion.

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I trusted you.

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We were friends.

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You know how you'd do anything
for Sam Dean?

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I get that.

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It's just...

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You don't know Turbo the way I do.

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What else have you lied to me about?

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We should make sure
Triumph is still locked up.

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I'll go check.

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All right.

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What are we gonna do about them, Josh?

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Why are you asking this dope?

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Josh is such a wuss, his * dropped off,

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hitchhiked to San Diego,

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and is now getting a realtor's license,

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all just to get away from Josh.

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Why are you asking me?

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Because we trust you.

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What...

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I don't know what to do
about these *.

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Look, I'm not a judge or a lawyer.

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I'm just a kid, same as Turbo, except...

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Turbo's a spoiled brat
who throws temper tantrums.

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He is never gonna leave me or us alone.

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I don't know how,
but we need to take him out for good.

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Glendale, latitude 34.1425 degrees North,

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longitude 118.2551 degrees West,

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to USS Michigan SSBN 727
Port of Washington.

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Do you copy?

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This is Angelica Green.

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I'm trying to reach Dr. Winifred Green.

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Do you copy?

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Mommy?

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Hello?

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I did something awful.

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I lied to my friend Josh.

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I disguised a dead body

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to look like his girlfriend.

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I wanted him to be safe
and stay with me so I wouldn't be alone.

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He's gonna be so mad at me
if he finds out.

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What do I do?

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Do you know what happened
to Little Red Riding Hood

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when she went traipsing
to Grandma's all alone?

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She was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

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Oh, my God! Really?

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I've been reading this book,
but there are pages missing.

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Did you eat the pages?

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Josh told me what you're doing.

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You cannot go to the cereal factory alone.

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There could be...

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a wolf dressed as Grandma.

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You're right.

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Turbo needs to go.

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And now is the perfect time to do it.

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When he's injured,
hit by an arrow during the battle.

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Unfortunately, these mall kids
are pure priss.

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They're not even the kids
who got picked last for kickball.

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No, these are the kids who had
a doctor's note to get out of gym

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because they're allergic to dander.

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You speak English?

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We are in America.

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English?

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Look, we all do
what we need to do to survive.

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Suburban whities ignore anyone
who doesn't look and sound like you.

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People say anything around me

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because they think
I don't understand shit,

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and that nets me information.

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Intel is the only real currency
that anyone can trade on.

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You wanna take out Turbo?
You need a tribe with skills.

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English?

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We got a snake up in our house, y'all.

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Someone shot Turbo Bro Jock with an arrow.

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If you are the filth
who tried to topple Turbo,

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'fess up.

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If you know who this stabber of backs is
or have heard any whispers,

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you best to raise your hand and spill.

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So that's how this is gonna go?

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You are all guilty until proven innocent.

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All are punished!

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Court is now in session, *!

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I play a lot of games,

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but want to know
how I know you're for real?

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I know sports, okay?

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And sports statistics, sports quotes,
and toys...

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and sports.

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Okay, maybe I didn't get
my dad's smart genes.

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You did get his handsome DNA.

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Please tell me that he's not some rich,
Simba-hunting douche.

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No.

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No, my dad...

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So he used to be, like,
this mega tax lawyer,

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but after my mom died,

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he decided he needed
to make the world a better place.

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So he got AIDS drugs
to kids in South Africa.

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He was third chair in the war crimes trial
for Slobodan Milošević at The Hague.

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He helps children detained at the border.

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He's on the board of WHO,
and PATH, and UNICEF,

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and the ACLU, and the NAACP, and YMCA.

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He's done work for Pope Francis,
Nelson Mandela, Malala Yousafzai,

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the Obamas, the Clooneys, the Dalai Lama,
Kaepernick, LeBron...

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- There's someone else I'm forgetting.
- Who? God?

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No.

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Oprah.

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Damn! He coming to the game?

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No, he's, um... He's saving
displaced Syrian orphans for the UN.

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He does whatever it takes
to protect the kids.

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I'm gonna go to the mall
for my pre-game ritual:

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grab a 5-hour and a Slim Jim.

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Let's go for a walk.

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Yeah, walking's a good workout.

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Increases the flow of blood to the brain.

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You want to know how I know
you're for real?

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You are gonna take us
all the way to state.

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You're a winner.

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That wasn't Chinese.

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It's Dothraki.

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I also know Na'vi, Elvish,
and a little Hebrew.

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The JCC had a good preschool.

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You've got some nerve,
KJ, after the shit you pulled in Frogtown.

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Josh, meet Aria Killigan
and her elite strikeforce, The Game Overs.

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These are assassins?

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You play video games.

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We're a combat-ready unit.
Check out our Ghoulie kill-count.

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Jonah Hill's kind of an easy target.

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Fat Jonah Hill, sure,
but skinny Jonah Hill is agile AF.

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What were his last words?

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"I'm friends with Brad Pitt."

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Of course.

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You can't be for real.

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This is like a ten-year-old's
birthday party playing games on Nerf mode.

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We're online in elite arenas.

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The bombs didn't knock out satellites.

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We're playing across the globe.
Korea, Norway, Brazil.

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We're not the only only ones left.

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There's a whole wide world.

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Is it... is it the same everywhere?

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Like just kids, no adults,

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or do they have adults like Baron Triumph
and the Witch?

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Are there animals mutating?
Do they know why this happened?

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Why the bombs went off,
or why we survived?

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What's the mission?

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Liquidate Turbo Bro Jock.

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* off.

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- Don't get shook.
- No.

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High School taught us one thing.

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- There are winners, and there are losers.
- Don't pick sides.

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That's why gamers are anonymous.

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Don't forget who pulled
you out of the shit in Encino.

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You owe me.

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You do this, you're off my books.

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Fine. We'll help you.

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Let's just feed him
and get the * out of here.

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Don't worry.

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He's locked up.

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I should've known

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Josh Wheeler would pick
a rotten apple like you.

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You remember me?

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How could I forget the girl
who gave me explosive diarrhea?

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You owe me a pair of I.I.Bean chinos.

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There's an Old Navy at the mall.

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Well, that's hardly the same thing.

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Feed him and go.

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Oh, Ms. Crumble, you must think
the absolute worst of me.

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I'm so sorry that I ran away
when I saw you at the mall.

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It was rude. I was scared.

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You're the boogeyman.

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I still have feelings.

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Fear is a natural reaction
to seeing a ghost.

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I don't believe in ghosts.

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I didn't believe I'd ever see
my racist Aunt Ida licking up gasoline

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at the ARCO station on Saticoy
with her Filipino nurse

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from the Jewish Home for the Aging,
but it happened.

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Anything is possible now.

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You... you thought I was dead?

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Everybody I know is dead.

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I'm so happy to learn that I'm not
the only adult left in the world.

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And, well...

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I missed you.

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I really, really missed you.

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Wait.

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Did you two *?

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I'm sorry.

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This was a big, big mistake.
I should not have come here.

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You know what?

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I have a Malbec that I tasted
at a sommelier class at Sur La Table.

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It has the woody bouquet of damp morels
in a brown paper bag

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and would pair majestically
with Angelica shank.

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Crumble doesn't want to eat me.

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She cares about me. We're friends.

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I have a pair of I.I. Bean chinos

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that tells me exactly
how you treat your friends:

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you poop all over 'em.

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Crumble came here to keep me safe.

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Crumble came here to get you alone.

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Oyez, oyez.

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The Honorable
Judge Turbo Pokaski presiding.

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Each one of you was in the mall.

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We're gonna go through this *
to suss out fact from *-tion.

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Someone in here is a traitor.

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Someone's gonna Venmo for their treachery!

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Charged in from the east.

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Game for anything.

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In it to win it.

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I was near the Aéropostale.

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Pressed Juice.

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- Airwalk.
- Juicy Couture.

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I pulled a hammy.

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I didn't even have a bow and arrow.

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- I used a weed wacker.
- Triple nunchucks.

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- A nine iron.
- At first, I thought it was my ACL,

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but no, it was a hammy.

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We were dominating.

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I was getting hungry...

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I bagged three squifs.

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Saw a Cinnabon.

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I mean, the mall kids fought back.

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Downed 50 BonBites.

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I grabbed Matt and Will.

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- Then I got thirsty.
- Little pyro tried to set me on fire.

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Real thirsty.

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Wesley, he knocked me down
without throwing a punch.

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That coconut water hit the spot.

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No, I didn't see who shot the arrow.

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I think it came from the Aéropostale.

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- Airwalk.
- Juicy Couture.

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- Nine West.
- And the next thing I know,

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I see Turbo bleeding,
and I would have helped, but...

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You pulled a hammy.

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I don't know who did it,

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but maybe this is all
just some big mistake.

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Maybe the guilty party won't come forward

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because it was an accident,
and they're too scared to admit it.

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Are you calling Turbo a liar?

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I didn't know which one you wanted,
so I got you all of them.

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Either you lied
about your dad being a lawyer,

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and he's actually a picture frame model,
which is sad...

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or this isn't really your dad,

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and you just bought a picture frame...

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which is sadder.

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No, this is embarrassing,
but the truth is,

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my dad was working in Africa
for Médecins Sans Frontières.

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- That means Doctors Without Borders.
- I know what it means.

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He was on a mission
volunteering with Mary and Annie.

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Mary and Annie?

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Mary J. Blige and Annie Leibovitz.

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Well, sure.

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They were on this wildlife preserve,
and Annie was taking pictures...

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- 'Cause she's Annie Leibovitz.
- So a couple months later,

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a publisher was looking through her proofs
and saw my dad.

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This dude sells stock photos
and wanted to buy the picture.

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Apparently, exotic locations
help sell frames, or some shit like that.

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People wanna escape their mundane lives.

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So Dad said yes,

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but only if they donate a portion
of the sales to Doctors Without Borders.

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You know you can be honest with me.

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I'm not lying.

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Whatever. See you at the game.

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We've been playing Overwatch with a Jock.

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His username is 5318008.

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This dude wants to kill Turbo for real.

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He's the one that's gonna help us?

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That's the plan.

00:20:39.409 --> 00:20:41.328
Our inside man should be online soon.

00:20:44.998 --> 00:20:48.043
Hey, quit fogging up my screen,
mouth breather.

00:20:48.126 --> 00:20:49.169
Come.

00:20:51.088 --> 00:20:52.130
Wait. What?

00:20:52.214 --> 00:20:55.175
Gamer etiquette is serious.
Just mute your mic and watch.

00:20:56.218 --> 00:20:58.679
I had no idea any of this was here.

00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:00.514
Because you're an epic noob.

00:21:00.597 --> 00:21:02.557
I do fine, thank you.

00:21:02.683 --> 00:21:04.559
Doing fine is why you're a noob.

00:21:04.685 --> 00:21:06.311
Oh, better to be a liar, like you?

00:21:06.395 --> 00:21:07.604
Don't you get it?

00:21:07.688 --> 00:21:09.690
Moral codes are worth
less than stale Cheetos.

00:21:10.065 --> 00:21:12.776
If you're such a ninja, then how come
you were caught by Triumph?

00:21:14.278 --> 00:21:16.196
First, that's racist.

00:21:16.238 --> 00:21:17.614
And second, you were caught too.

00:21:17.698 --> 00:21:19.783
- I got us free.
- Because of me.

00:21:20.367 --> 00:21:21.868
Why are you even helping me?

00:21:22.619 --> 00:21:24.997
You don't seem like the type
who'd do something for nothing.

00:21:25.038 --> 00:21:26.039
I don't.

00:21:28.375 --> 00:21:29.167
Yes!

00:21:29.251 --> 00:21:33.005
All right. 5318008 is on board.

00:21:33.046 --> 00:21:34.756
He'll help us get inside the school.

00:21:34.881 --> 00:21:37.718
We move at 1700, full battle rattle.

00:21:38.302 --> 00:21:40.804
Tonight, we squelch Turbo Pokaski.

00:21:45.934 --> 00:21:49.021
And again, where the * were you?

00:21:49.146 --> 00:21:51.565
I was near the Aéropostale.

00:21:51.648 --> 00:21:54.109
Pressed... Juice.

00:21:54.484 --> 00:21:55.485
Airwalk.

00:21:56.361 --> 00:21:57.404
Juicy Couture.

00:21:57.821 --> 00:21:59.239
Nine West.

00:21:59.323 --> 00:22:01.325
The hair straightener kiosk.

00:22:01.366 --> 00:22:04.244
And I pulled a hammy.
We've been going over this for hours.

00:22:04.328 --> 00:22:07.080
And we'll keep right on truckin'
till dawn if we have to.

00:22:07.497 --> 00:22:09.499
Someone in this room is a deceiver,

00:22:09.541 --> 00:22:12.377
and no soul is leaving
until we find out who.

00:22:27.059 --> 00:22:28.060
It's me.

00:22:28.894 --> 00:22:29.770
I'm the traitor.

00:22:29.853 --> 00:22:33.023
Sit your slow * down, Owen.

00:22:33.065 --> 00:22:34.274
You weren't even there!

00:22:34.858 --> 00:22:36.360
I'm Equipment Manager.

00:22:36.401 --> 00:22:39.279
If I don't put linseed oil
on the bowstring, it misfires.

00:22:40.405 --> 00:22:41.531
It's my fault.

00:22:41.615 --> 00:22:43.200
I took my eye off the ball.

00:22:43.617 --> 00:22:46.703
I just haven't been paying much attention
because I've been running drills,

00:22:46.745 --> 00:22:47.746
weight training.

00:22:47.788 --> 00:22:49.998
I've gained five pounds of muscle mass.

00:22:51.917 --> 00:22:53.377
I thought I could make the team,

00:22:53.919 --> 00:22:55.921
like Rudy in Rudy,

00:22:56.546 --> 00:22:58.298
or Lucas in Lucas,

00:22:58.715 --> 00:23:01.093
or the waterboy in The Waterboy.

00:23:03.095 --> 00:23:05.055
I just wanted to be part of the tribe.

00:23:05.931 --> 00:23:08.225
Look, I betrayed you with my love.

00:23:09.101 --> 00:23:11.061
Put me on the American Ninja Idol stage.

00:23:11.561 --> 00:23:12.521
Just...

00:23:13.772 --> 00:23:15.982
let me sing
something from Jesus Christ Superstar.

00:23:17.067 --> 00:23:18.110
There's no traitor.

00:23:18.610 --> 00:23:20.987
Slowen failed.
By your law, he has to be punished.

00:23:21.071 --> 00:23:23.824
Hey, * you, Gary!
Owen is a treasure!

00:23:23.907 --> 00:23:25.575
- * you!
- Sit the * down!

00:23:28.328 --> 00:23:29.538
Sit the * down!

00:23:51.768 --> 00:23:54.271
Selena, where's my jacket?

00:23:55.605 --> 00:23:58.525
It's Homecoming. You're supposed
to take it to the dry cleaner.

00:23:59.484 --> 00:24:00.485
Selena!

00:24:03.280 --> 00:24:04.239
Dad.

00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:08.994
Hey, champ.

00:24:09.077 --> 00:24:10.203
I thought you were in Syria.

00:24:10.287 --> 00:24:11.371
I was in Syria.

00:24:11.955 --> 00:24:15.167
And Budapest, Brussels, and Tokyo...

00:24:16.626 --> 00:24:17.627
where I got you...

00:24:21.089 --> 00:24:22.466
The guy said they were rare.

00:24:22.549 --> 00:24:25.260
Perfect condition, original packages even.

00:24:25.343 --> 00:24:26.344
I love it.

00:24:30.724 --> 00:24:32.934
You're getting too old for these toys,
aren't you?

00:24:33.018 --> 00:24:34.060
No. No, no.

00:24:35.395 --> 00:24:36.480
I don't know, maybe.

00:24:37.314 --> 00:24:40.150
You just...
You only give me presents when you leave.

00:24:42.986 --> 00:24:44.446
I met with DHS this morning.

00:24:45.572 --> 00:24:47.407
They're getting me
the visas I need for Aleppo.

00:24:48.074 --> 00:24:49.493
My flight leaves in an hour.

00:24:57.083 --> 00:24:59.085
- You know it's Homecoming tonight.
- I know,

00:24:59.503 --> 00:25:02.339
but I promised Pong Pong
I'd make them s'mores.

00:25:03.715 --> 00:25:05.425
This game gets us into state.

00:25:05.509 --> 00:25:06.843
College scouts are coming.

00:25:07.594 --> 00:25:08.845
Also, you know coach is dying?

00:25:09.429 --> 00:25:10.472
I thought he was retiring.

00:25:10.514 --> 00:25:12.224
He's retiring because he's dying!

00:25:18.730 --> 00:25:19.940
This game is important to me.

00:25:20.357 --> 00:25:21.358
I get it.

00:25:23.401 --> 00:25:25.487
I get it, my big Turbo Bro Jock.

00:25:25.862 --> 00:25:27.364
I hate it when you call me that.

00:25:29.699 --> 00:25:30.659
Hey.

00:25:31.409 --> 00:25:34.287
There are 5,000 kids waiting
for me to bring them those visas.

00:25:35.288 --> 00:25:37.541
They're hungry. They're dying.

00:25:38.083 --> 00:25:39.084
Ten every hour.

00:25:40.210 --> 00:25:41.211
Now, if I stay,

00:25:41.795 --> 00:25:43.713
that delays my trip by 16 hours.

00:25:43.755 --> 00:25:47.759
That's 160 dead orphans
for a three-hour football game.

00:25:48.760 --> 00:25:49.970
Do you really want me to stay?

00:25:51.721 --> 00:25:52.722
It's up to you.

00:25:53.723 --> 00:25:56.059
Or do you want me
to do whatever it takes...

00:25:56.935 --> 00:25:58.144
to protect the children?

00:26:41.479 --> 00:26:42.689
What's going on?

00:26:46.276 --> 00:26:47.611
Power is cut.

00:26:47.652 --> 00:26:52.115
Username 5318008 said that we could find
Turbo in Mrs. Fitz's old class.

00:26:52.657 --> 00:26:54.451
Everyone move into kill positions.

00:26:54.534 --> 00:26:55.952
Unit, report in.

00:26:55.994 --> 00:26:57.120
Nimrod, check.

00:26:57.495 --> 00:26:58.747
Bronyboy, standing by.

00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:01.249
Styx, getting into position
in the south corridor.

00:27:06.004 --> 00:27:07.005
Styx is fragged.

00:27:07.047 --> 00:27:08.632
Everyone, hold your position.

00:27:08.715 --> 00:27:09.799
Shit! Someone's coming!

00:27:12.218 --> 00:27:13.219
Bronyboy is offline.

00:27:13.511 --> 00:27:16.264
Something is wrong here.
Something is really * wrong.

00:27:23.813 --> 00:27:26.566
- You're the last one standing, Killigan.

00:27:26.650 --> 00:27:28.360
Turbo isn't in Mrs. Fitz's class.

00:27:28.485 --> 00:27:30.320
There's just some scared kids in here.

00:27:30.695 --> 00:27:33.531
- No. No, no!
- We've been set...

00:27:50.757 --> 00:27:54.678
You lose.

00:27:55.762 --> 00:27:58.098
You lose.

00:27:58.181 --> 00:27:59.891
You lose.

00:28:00.308 --> 00:28:02.185
You lose.

00:28:02.268 --> 00:28:06.606
You lose! You lose! You lose!

00:28:12.028 --> 00:28:15.490
After the episiotomy,
during which the skin between the *

00:28:15.532 --> 00:28:18.910
and the anus is sliced open
to prevent the skin from tearing,

00:28:19.536 --> 00:28:21.871
the fetus emerges from the birth canal,

00:28:21.913 --> 00:28:24.541
- coated in a film of vernix caseosa...
- Ugh!

00:28:24.582 --> 00:28:26.209
A cheese-like substance.

00:28:26.543 --> 00:28:27.419
Babies who have...

00:28:27.544 --> 00:28:29.879
Our perimeter is locked down.

00:28:29.963 --> 00:28:32.465
Twenty-four-hour guards, a minefield.

00:28:32.757 --> 00:28:35.719
Shit, the only thing we're missing
is a moat filled with piranhas.

00:28:36.052 --> 00:28:39.389
Someone let you in the school. Who?

00:28:42.225 --> 00:28:45.186
Oh, we got days of educational films
for you to watch.

00:28:45.729 --> 00:28:48.398
What's next? Inside the Urethra:

00:28:48.481 --> 00:28:50.316
Gonorrhea and You.

00:28:51.109 --> 00:28:54.154
OR THERE'S HOBO JIM LOST A LIMB:

00:28:54.487 --> 00:28:56.448
Danger on the Railroad Tracks.

00:29:01.995 --> 00:29:04.414
What is the traitor's name?

00:29:04.789 --> 00:29:07.417
His username is 5318008.

00:29:14.132 --> 00:29:15.425
That's your username, Gary.

00:29:17.260 --> 00:29:19.512
5318008?

00:29:21.264 --> 00:29:22.849
That spells * on a calculator.

00:29:22.932 --> 00:29:24.267
That sounds like Gary.

00:29:24.350 --> 00:29:25.769
I never played Overwatch.

00:29:25.852 --> 00:29:27.395
I saw you playing yesterday.

00:29:27.520 --> 00:29:29.063
Okay, but not with these *.

00:29:29.147 --> 00:29:32.108
5318008 plays as Wrecking Ball.

00:29:32.192 --> 00:29:33.443
Gary plays as Wrecking Ball.

00:29:33.693 --> 00:29:36.613
5318008 has a biohazard skin.

00:29:36.696 --> 00:29:38.615
Gary has a biohazard skin.

00:29:38.865 --> 00:29:42.035
5318008 kinda * at laying mines.

00:29:42.118 --> 00:29:44.537
Gary kinda * at laying mines.

00:29:44.621 --> 00:29:48.625
Did you even pull a hammy, 5318008?

00:29:48.708 --> 00:29:51.044
I get inflamed muscles. Barry knows.

00:29:51.711 --> 00:29:53.171
Tell 'em it wasn't me, Barry.

00:29:55.423 --> 00:29:57.008
Tell them it wasn't * me.

00:29:57.133 --> 00:29:58.802
You said the Jocks were all swole.

00:29:59.511 --> 00:30:02.263
You said we'd methodically
plan our path to the hole.

00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:04.516
We're masters.

00:30:04.641 --> 00:30:05.767
This is bullshit.

00:30:05.850 --> 00:30:08.144
I'm being set up.
I'm being * set up!

00:30:08.728 --> 00:30:10.563
Permission to treat
the witness as hostile?

00:30:14.150 --> 00:30:17.612
An all new episode
of American Ninja Idol returns tonight

00:30:17.695 --> 00:30:19.030
at 8:00 p.m.

00:30:27.705 --> 00:30:28.706
I don't know, hoss.

00:30:29.999 --> 00:30:32.919
All this evidence against Gary,
and he still won't confess?

00:30:33.753 --> 00:30:35.171
Something's not kosher.

00:30:49.435 --> 00:30:52.438
I know just how to whisper

00:30:52.522 --> 00:30:55.942
And I know just how to cry

00:30:56.025 --> 00:30:59.612
I know just where to find the answers

00:30:59.696 --> 00:31:02.615
And I know just how to lie

00:31:03.199 --> 00:31:06.286
I know just how to fake it

00:31:06.369 --> 00:31:08.121
And I know just how to scheme...

00:31:08.204 --> 00:31:10.415
Car's here. Wanna walk me down, champ?

00:31:10.498 --> 00:31:12.959
I know just when to face the truth

00:31:13.042 --> 00:31:16.379
And then I know just when to dream

00:31:16.462 --> 00:31:19.757
And I know just where to touch you

00:31:19.883 --> 00:31:23.511
And I know just what to prove

00:31:23.595 --> 00:31:26.973
I know when to pull you closer

00:31:27.056 --> 00:31:29.601
And I know when to let you loose

00:31:30.935 --> 00:31:33.563
And I know the night is fading

00:31:33.605 --> 00:31:37.150
And I know the time's gonna fly

00:31:37.233 --> 00:31:40.403
And I'm never gonna tell you
Everything I've got to tell you

00:31:40.486 --> 00:31:43.573
But you know I'm gonna give it a try

00:31:44.324 --> 00:31:48.536
And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways...

00:31:48.620 --> 00:31:50.413
I talked to Hoyles about your dad.

00:31:50.496 --> 00:31:52.332
I'm sorry I said you were lying.

00:31:57.837 --> 00:31:59.631
I'm sorry I asked you to hit your cousin.

00:32:00.840 --> 00:32:01.674
Just need a win.

00:32:01.758 --> 00:32:06.012
And I'll never let you fall

00:32:06.095 --> 00:32:10.016
And I don't know how you do it
Making love...

00:32:10.099 --> 00:32:11.476
You're smiling.

00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:14.520
It was you.

00:32:15.813 --> 00:32:17.357
You set this all up.

00:32:18.775 --> 00:32:21.152
Out of nothing at all

00:32:22.278 --> 00:32:25.531
Out of nothing at all

00:32:25.615 --> 00:32:29.953
Out of nothing at all

00:32:50.014 --> 00:32:53.309
I can make the runner stumble

00:32:53.351 --> 00:32:56.354
I can make the final block

00:32:56.980 --> 00:33:00.191
I can make every tackle
At the sound of the whistle

00:33:00.316 --> 00:33:02.735
I can make all the stadiums rock

00:33:03.695 --> 00:33:06.906
I can make tonight forever

00:33:06.990 --> 00:33:10.576
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn

00:33:10.660 --> 00:33:13.830
And I can make you every promise
That has ever been made

00:33:13.913 --> 00:33:16.666
I can make all your demons be gone

00:33:17.375 --> 00:33:20.712
But I don't know how to leave you

00:33:20.837 --> 00:33:24.424
And I'll never let you fall

00:33:25.675 --> 00:33:29.012
And I don't know how you do it

00:33:29.053 --> 00:33:34.267
Making love out of nothing at all

00:33:35.184 --> 00:33:37.687
Out of nothing at all

00:33:38.604 --> 00:33:44.193
Out of nothing at all

00:34:07.717 --> 00:34:09.677
My hammy!

00:34:09.761 --> 00:34:12.263
No!

00:34:25.610 --> 00:34:26.944
I don't know what to do.

00:34:28.112 --> 00:34:29.113
About?

00:34:29.572 --> 00:34:30.531
Anything!

00:34:31.491 --> 00:34:33.409
I'm a dope. I mean, Wesley lied.

00:34:33.451 --> 00:34:34.577
I totally fell for it.

00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:37.872
You lied, and I totally fell for it.

00:34:39.582 --> 00:34:40.583
Shit.

00:34:41.667 --> 00:34:44.003
You know, everything I thought
I knew about the apocalypse

00:34:44.087 --> 00:34:45.588
has been absolutely wrong.

00:34:47.799 --> 00:34:49.884
I just wish I knew something that is true.

00:34:57.266 --> 00:35:00.186
KJ stands for Karen Jane.

00:35:03.189 --> 00:35:05.358
It's a first-generation Chinese thing.

00:35:07.110 --> 00:35:08.069
Truth.

00:35:12.657 --> 00:35:15.118
Well, it's my dumb fault
the gamers were caught.

00:35:15.201 --> 00:35:18.287
I should have let this go,
but I was so pissed at Turbo and...

00:35:18.788 --> 00:35:19.789
Wesley, too.

00:35:20.123 --> 00:35:21.666
I wanted to hurt them both.

00:35:23.209 --> 00:35:24.335
It was childish.

00:35:24.961 --> 00:35:27.004
I mean, Burr was right.
We're all out of control!

00:35:27.130 --> 00:35:28.089
No!

00:35:28.631 --> 00:35:32.009
You freed those kids from Baron Triumph
and gave them a home,

00:35:32.468 --> 00:35:33.469
and me.

00:35:34.637 --> 00:35:37.723
The mall can be a place
for all the stragglers that don't fit in.

00:35:42.979 --> 00:35:44.564
I've never met anyone like you.

00:35:45.731 --> 00:35:46.732
You're a good guy.

00:35:48.151 --> 00:35:49.110
You're so nice.

00:35:50.987 --> 00:35:53.698
Nice is what you say when you have
nothing else to say about someone.

00:35:54.198 --> 00:35:55.616
It's lame. I'm not nice.

00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.165
A kiss is not enough in...

00:36:02.290 --> 00:36:03.249
Crumble?

00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:05.751
Figured out how to use the tampon.

00:36:06.794 --> 00:36:09.130
Maybe you won't go crazy
if you can't smell the blood.

00:36:11.048 --> 00:36:12.466
It's cherry scented.

00:36:12.508 --> 00:36:13.843
Help me.

00:36:15.011 --> 00:36:16.012
Crumble?

00:36:19.849 --> 00:36:21.517
- Oh, what's wrong?
- I'm sorry.

00:36:22.810 --> 00:36:24.187
Please help me.

00:36:24.645 --> 00:36:25.646
It hurts.

00:36:26.105 --> 00:36:27.190
You're okay.

00:36:30.109 --> 00:36:31.110
It's okay.

00:36:31.527 --> 00:36:33.821
Love my way...

00:36:34.739 --> 00:36:36.365
...position in the south corridor.

00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:39.827
Shit! Someone's coming!

00:36:40.703 --> 00:36:42.496
No. No, no! We've been set...

00:36:49.253 --> 00:36:52.924
You lose.

00:36:53.257 --> 00:36:55.092
You lose.

00:36:55.551 --> 00:36:58.012
You lose. You lose!

00:36:58.095 --> 00:37:00.890
You lose! You lose!

00:37:00.973 --> 00:37:03.726
You lose! You lo...