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FRIDAY

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Get out! If Clara sees you
in the elevator, you're dead.

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-Really?
-Is this Emmanuelle?

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-Yes.
-Oh, hi, Emma!

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I'm Helena.

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-Hello.
-Pleasure. Marie-Ange.

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-Victoire's mom.
-Nice to meet you.

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- Love that hair. So cute. I love it!
- Thanks.

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So Victoire has a lot, a lot of allergies.

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Paracetamol and nuts, hair and fur
from pretty much every animal.

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Romy is adorable.

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Papa, someone stole
my box of markers.

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Romy, look in your room.
I'm sure they're...

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Parenting is not as simple
as reading The Child's Brain.

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It's for job.

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Emma's writing a thesis
on child psychology.

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She'll be fine with the girls.

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That's good, 'cause Romy has
a strong personality like her mama.

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I've looked everywhere,
but can't find my favorite pelican shirt.

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-Is that right?
-Someone must've taken it.

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You think it's been taken?

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Or is it possible
that you're wearing it right now?

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Okay.

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So, how is Inès?

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- She's fine, a bit tense.
- No, no, no.

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Don't do that. Leave your jacket on.

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Actually, you leave us
because this is our home, of course.

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-I'm not trying to push you out.
-Fred.

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-No, no, no. Stay if you want but...
-Okay.

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Uh, Fred and I talked and we wanna
set up a lunch soon so we can all meet.

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-Yeah? Oh, that's sweet, right?
-Really? When did we discuss that?

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We... talked about that.
Or we don't have to.

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We're going to come, but, um,
me, I can't do the third or the second.

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I'm rehearsing all day.
I'm not available at all.

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Wait, Inès and I have Café Broc
on the third and fourth...

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-Well...
-And after the 5th I'm swamped everyday.

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-I have a new client in Asia.
-Why don't we do it some other year?

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-Sunday could always work.
-Maybe.

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-Sunday's good for me.
-Is Sunday good for you?

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Sunday? Which Sunday?

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This Sunday.

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-In two bedtimes?
-Uh, this...

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Um, well, it's a bit soon
considering she, uh, just settled in.

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Oh, perfect! That's super.

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-Yeah, perfect. So perfect.
-Well, we'll see you Sunday.

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- Awesome!
- Okay, bye-bye.

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-Bye, Emma. Bye, Fred.
-Bye.

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Yeah.

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ZERO
CONSUMPTION

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Come on, Dad, please.

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It's called the "no consumption challenge"
on social media.

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I think we can not buy anything
for one weekend, don't you?

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-No consumption.
-Right.

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-So we don't buy anything?
-That's right.

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-To the left.
-It sounds like a great idea.

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-I swear it's awesome!
-Getting warmer.

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-We'll have to do it sometime.
-The planet can't wait for another time.

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Look, it's only Friday
and look at how much trash has piled up.

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-That's not normal.
-Don't worry. Nowadays they compact it.

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-Dad, but it doesn't just...
-Romy! Romy, please. Can you please stop?

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-Just tell her where the sauce is.
-Are you kidding? You always do it.

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That? I've never done that.

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That's a yes for us to do the challenge?

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-Please!
-See? You just did it.

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No, it's not the same.

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- You do...
- I do...

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-A double...
-What's the difference?

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Well, there's two...

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And no, it's my first weekend with Emma.

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-Ah, no, it's not a problem.
-Ah!

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No, you're sweet, honey.

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But on Sunday, your mothers are coming.
We gotta cook, and they're picky eaters,

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especially your mom, Clara,
everything's gotta be gluten-free and...

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-But look.
-There's nothing.

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-There's a lot of things.
-There's nothing.

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-There's some leeks.
-Great.

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We can make them with mayonnaise,
or braise them.

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Yep, I'll eat leeks in the morning.
Leeks for dessert. Leeks for all meals.

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-There are lots of recipes!
-I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

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It could be a good idea.
It would force us to be creative.

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-Thank you, Emmanuelle.
-But I think leeks taste gross.

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-Yeah, that would make two of us.
-What if we just do it half the weekend?

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-I think that's a great idea.
-So, yeah, we'll compromise.

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It'll be fun. It's a good thing to do
and we'll make stuff.

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-We'll all cook together as a family.
-You're right.

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I'll do it. The whole family
is up for the challenge, we'll do it.

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It'll be an amazing
first weekend with Emmanuelle.

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SATURDAY

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Papa, I can't find my flip-flops.

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Have you looked down at your feet?

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- Ha-ha. Very funny.
- Do you have your swimsuit?

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If you want
we could go swimming after my lesson.

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I'm sorry, I'm meeting a friend, Vic.

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Looks like you're stuck
with your daddy this time.

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Okay.

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Let's have a brunch instead.

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Looks like, uh, Laurence
wants to have brunch instead of a lunch.

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-Okay.
-It's not ideal, brunch is pretty long.

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Do you wanna suggest something shorter,
like, uh,

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chips and a drink on the doorstep.

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-Then we'll say goodbye and they leave.
-Come on.

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Are leeks gonna be all right for brunch?
Because that's all we've got.

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It's not the best.

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But I once made a romantic dinner
with just carrots and chili pepper.

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Leeks for brunch is classy
compared to that.

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I'm excited! I love brunch
and leeks are my favorite!

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Well, that's great!

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You can have anything you want
you just can't go shopping.

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Hurry up, Clara,
Stan's gonna be waiting for us.

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Yeah, all right, I'm hurrying.

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And why didn't you take the stairs?
You're wasting power.

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Hey, Clara.

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I saw you're doing
the No Consumption Challenge.

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That's sick.

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I can't wait to hear how it goes.

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Keep me posted. See you.

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He looked at my post.

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He looked at my post.
He looked at my post!

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They need some time
to get used to it.

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It's normal, but it's been good.
It's good.

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Sunday, their mothers
are coming for brunch, and we...

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-Did you say mothers?
-Yeah.

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Sunday. Sunday as in tomorrow.

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So you're gonna meet the three mothers
of your boyfriend's three kids

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because you can't just choose a guy
with one ex-wife like everybody else.

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And you're not literally
freaking out right now?

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Give me a name.

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Whose name?

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-An ex!
-Uh...

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Marie-Ange Delors. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Look, look.

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Marie-Ange Delors, CEO of Cosmévic,

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runs the leading organic cosmetics brand
with pugnacity and authority.

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You can find her portrait
in Challenge Magazine.

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-No way, Emma, this girl's ruthless.
-Will you just stop it, please?

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I know Clara's mother.
She's really, really nice.

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-It's not about being nice, Emma.
-And I'm sure...

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They're here to hunt you,
to observe you

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and judge if you'll be a good enough
stepmother for their little brats.

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They'll want to control everything.
It's like at work.

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The mothers always want to see
the drawings the kids make,

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but art therapy is between the kid and me.

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What happens between me and the girls
is what counts.

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But think about it for a second.

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If it goes wrong, the mothers will say
rude things about you, criticize you,

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and you'll be seen as a wicked stepmother.
The girls will hate you too.

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I don't need them to love me.
I want them to accept me.

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They're going to be miserable
every weekend,

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Fred will feel guilty,
you'll fight all the time,

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you'll breakup within two months.

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But if you're very well prepared.

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Maybe...

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You'll survive.

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I'm always here for you.

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Dude, you know I've always got your back.

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Don't worry. It's all going great.

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It's going great. It's going fine.

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Well, it's going all right.

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I just want her
to feel comfortable with the family.

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I want my family
to feel comfortable with her.

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But I don't want you to think
I'm stressed out,

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because there's absolutely, positively,
no reason to stress out.

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She's not stressed out.
The girls aren't stressed out.

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My exes aren't stressed out.
Nobody's stressed out, there's no stress.

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I don't get it, but you're stressed out.

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Of course I am. Can you imagine?
My girlfriend just met my daughters.

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She's moving in with me, and now
she has to spend time with my ex-wives.

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How could I not be stressed out, huh?

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-Uh, Stan, you lost your cap.
-I didn't have a cap.

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But what's more important thing
is your love for each other.

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-That's all.
-Of course that's it.

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-Nothing else matters.
-Love makes all the stress disappear.

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You're exactly right. Put it there, buddy.

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Careful, there's a hole down here.

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It's called a pool, Stan.

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-There is definitely a hole there.
-It's one big hole.

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Okay, butterfly?

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I think your daughters are adorable.

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All three of them, really,
and they're very mature. Yes.

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No. No.

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No, really, I think...
No, I don't think.

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I find. I find your daughters...

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...very mature, adorable.

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Yeah.

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I'm an expert in children's brains...
No! You sound like a psychopath.

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I wanted to know
how to listen to them,

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how to help them, how to...

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Crap.

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Have you seen Romy's binky?

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What?

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Romy's binky. Have you seen it?

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I don't want to judge.
This is from a professional perspective,

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but aren't you worried
that at nine she still uses a binky?

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When you made the bed, did you
happen to see a stinky little gray thing?

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It had red eyes.

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-Tabernacle.
-No, no. Come on, please.

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Oh, no, no.
I shook the sheets out the window.

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I can't believe after all this time,
it still would've been out there.

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I threw away her transitional object.
Can you imagine?

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That's the worst thing I could do.

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No, I can't imagine,
but it doesn't matter.

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Honeybun, it's a binky.

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Well, it's Romy's binky.

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And tomorrow we have the brunch
and Helena is coming over.

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What about Helena?

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Well, the binky was made out of clothes.
Helena's clothes.

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Oh, no, stop. Oh, no.

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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

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SUNDAY

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Your stuff smells like poo.

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It's not stuff, I'm making Marseille soap
without a bunch of nasty chemicals.

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If it's not supposed to be nasty,
why does it smell like poo then?

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No, no, no!

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-Looks like we're ordering food.
-No, no, no, no.

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-Yes, we will, Clara.
-We can't order.

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Romy, go get dressed.
We'll find your binky.

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-It's not a binky.
-Fine, it's not a binky. Go, go.

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-Please pick up your phone someone.
-It's yours.

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We've got leeks galore.
We can make some soup.

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Excellent idea.
Who's calling me on Sunday morning?

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You see? You can't find your stuff either.

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- Hi.
- What are you... No, no, no.

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-What are you doing? You're too early.
-Don't tell me I didn't tell you, Fred.

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-I've been calling all morning.
-You never called.

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-Check your phone.
-I didn't get it.

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-Hello!
-Hello.

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-It smells... Oh, dear.
-Yeah, it's...

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- I'm done, Mom. Look.
- All right.

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WLCOM

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Do you not like the letter "E," Vic?
What did it do to you?

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Buenos días, everybody!

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Why are you already here?

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I have to have a chat with Emmanuelle.

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-A private chat, Elena.
-Because we're all in my home.

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Actually, this is my home.

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And speaking of,
I'll be needing those keys.

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Ah, yeah, yeah, you'll get it.

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-Take your time.
-Hello? Good morning!

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-Wow. Okay. Great.
-You betcha.

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We were planning on bringing you
maple syrup, don't you know,

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but this little caribou forgot about it.

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This new accent. Where did you get it?

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It's a Quebec accent!
We didn't practice enough.

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- I can tell.
- No, it's not bad.

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- Really, it's good.
- But it's a nice try.

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I'm freaking out about the binky.
I feel like we should tell her.

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Communication is key.

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We could be causing Romy trauma
by lying to her like this.

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What you're saying is here, it's great,
and I love you so much.

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-More than anything.
-I love you.

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But you need to know something.

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If she finds out we're the ones
that lost her binky,

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you and I are dead.

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She'll kill both of us.

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And thank you so much for homework
and activities on the weekend.

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So, Marie-Ange, you've been
the CEO of Cosmévic

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for nine years, right?

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-Ah, are you sitting on my pregnancy ball?
-Uh, yeah, I think it is.

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-How sweet.
-I had the same one.

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-No.
-Isn't that the one we had for Jonas?

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-But we had the same one.
-We had a purple one. That's right.

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I hate leeks, and I hate today.

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So, Helena...
Helena, you do plays I understand?

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Do plays!

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No, no, I'm an actress.

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Ah.

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-Please forgive me.
-There's a difference I think.

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Doing plays, is just play.

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And I don't play. I am.

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-You are?
-I am.

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-She is.
-Actress. I act.

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-I am, I act.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-Ah, okay.
-Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Actor. Actress.

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-Fred, you never believed in me. Never.
-Of course I did.

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Okay, moving on from that.

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Today's menu, so lovingly prepared
by my sweet Emmanuelle.

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Leek soup and also crispbreads
with Italian salt butter.

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Be careful, it's excellent.

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Hi, everyone.

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Hi, everyone.

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So today I'm taking you behind the scenes
of my No Consumption Challenge.

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This is how we're doing brunch,
it looks delicious.

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-Come on, Romy, stop it.
-Romy, don't exaggerate, it's not bad.

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Actually...

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It's pretty good.

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I feel like it cleans my mouth
when I eat it.

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Clean, that's the right word.
It tastes clean.

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It tastes like my Marseille soap.

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I made it in the soup pot earlier.

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-You didn't rinse it?
-No.

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Sorry, I didn't know it was dirty.

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You didn't...
I'm calling the poison control center.

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No need to go freaked out.
We're getting dramatic.

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I like it.
I think it tastes like pistachio.

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-There you go.
-No, spit. Spit it out, Victoire!

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- You think it's that dangerous?
- Get it all out. It's poisonous.

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Spit it out, spit it out, spit it out.
All of it. Stick out your tongue.

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-Honestly, you're over-reacting.
-Are you okay?

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-Take it easy.
-How do you feel?

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- Can I be excused?
- Yes.

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But tell me
if your stomach hurts or itches.

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- Come on, it's not that bad.
- It is that bad.

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Worst weekend ever.

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Romy, please don't,
that's not fair of you.

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Nothing's here. And I never wanted
to do this challenge.

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- And I still don't have my...
- Binky.

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-You lost your binky?
-Really?

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You lost your binky?

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- Helena, it's at your place.
- No, it's no at my place.

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I put it in the bag.
I remember putting it in the bag.

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-Romy, I need to...
-I put it in the washing machine,

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but it was too hot in there,
so I took the binky out...

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It was a terrible thing for me to do.

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What?

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But it wasn't my fault, sweetie,
I'm sorry.

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I didn't even know you had a binky,
it was an accident.

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-I wanted to shake the covers...
-It doesn't matter.

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But you managed to sleep without it.

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Congratulations,
you got rid of your transitional object.

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It's a sign of maturity.

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- The what? The transitional object!
- Attagirl.

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It's a positive thing, I swear.

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It not gonna work, Vic.

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Yes, it will.
We'll say we made it together.

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Otherwise she'll hate you,
and I don't want her to hate you.

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That is so, so nice, Vic,
but I think the damage has been done.

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No, look. It's the exact same binky.

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-Ah...
-It's good, right?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Ah! Fabric from the sleeve
was a good idea.

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The original had it, too.

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It's good for when your arm is hot.

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But it's missing some eyes,
and I don't have any buttons, and...

00:15:32.143 --> 00:15:33.895
But they're my buttons.

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Who didn't...
You already had a piece, right?

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- Yeah.
- Great.

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Thanks for taking part in Earth's murder.

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-Sorry, honey, I'm hungry.
-It was just in case, Clara.

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-Great.
-And I'm glad one of us thought of it.

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-Ta-da! Here, Romy.
-What is that thing?

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It's her new binky.
With clothes from the whole family.

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A piece of Dad's T-shirt,
a piece of Clara's T-shirt,

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-Emmanuelle's buttons.
-That's my New York shirt!

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-It's my favorite.
-This is genius. A no consumption Binky.

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- So cool I'm gonna post it.
- So adorable.

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It's so cute.

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It's really cute.
It's a great binky.

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I think that
Emmanuelle is right.

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I don't need a binky anymore.

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What? Uh?

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Thank you.

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Liked by Alexis and 2 others

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He liked my post!

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-Is it always on?
-Well...

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Because I called Fred.
He can never be bothered to answer his.

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-I can hear you. I'm right here.
-Come on, Vic. Vic?

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-Well, thanks again.
-It was our pleasure.

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-Until next week.
-We should do it again. Bye. See you.

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-Bye, Emmanuelle.
-Love you, Vic. Bye. Ciao.

00:16:35.290 --> 00:16:36.833
-Bye.
-Bee good. Ciao.

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Have a good week.
We'll see you at the café.

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Of course I'll be there.

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-So you're best friends now?
-Well...

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-You lose!
-You win.

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Mr. Booger! Yay!

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That's unbelievable!
It was in your bag?

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Things happen.
Don't make a big deal out of it.

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That's life.

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Well, then, ciao, Manu.

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Bye.

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-Romy?
-We will not touch a thing.

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We won't touch anything.
See you next week.

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- Bye.
- Love you.

00:17:09.282 --> 00:17:11.284
I was thinking.

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Maybe we shouldn't invite my three exes
for brunch every weekend.

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-Why?
-Having them all here at once

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is a little intense.

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-It was great.
-And the leek of course. Oh.

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You know it was a symbol of evil
in many civilizations?

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-Ancient ones like the Mayans, the Celts.
-Really? Well, I believe it.

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I should stop serving leeks
at my weddings.

00:17:32.639 --> 00:17:34.641
-No, that's not funny.
-Not at all.

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You know what?

00:17:36.476 --> 00:17:39.979
It's not true that I just want
your daughters to accept me.

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I do want them to like me.

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And I think
they're really, really awesome.

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Because now I'm their... You know what?

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Say it. You can do it.

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-Help me.
-Step...

00:17:55.703 --> 00:17:57.580
-Step. Mother.
-Mother.

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- Uh, let's order something.
- Sure. What do you want?

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Italian? Chinese? Indian?
Or wait. Do you like fish and chips?

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Oh, awesome,
I made the family picture wall.

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Yeah? Romy chose them,

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because she says in her heart,
you're part of the family.

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Romy did? She chose the best ones.

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When we're feeling down,
we'll look at your face in the pictures

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-and feel better right away.
-Glad I can help.