WEBVTT

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Here we go

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catch!

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how to catch anything!

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A ball, a fish...

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A break.

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It's easy!

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like you're holding a baby.

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in the stomach this time.

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[grunts]

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Thank you...

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with something soft

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out of

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for little kids.

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[groaning]

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And Bowie.

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I can think of

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that's soft enough for Bowie

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is a football made of air.

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[whooshing]

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[crash]

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Bowie, are you all right?

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Bowie, are you all right?

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just a little...

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winded.

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But otherwise,

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broke my fall.

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[]

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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on a wild ride

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and change the game

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all the way

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and all the downs, downs

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around

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whoa-oa-oh

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whoa-oa-oh

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whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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we found in Mrs. Bubkes's shed,

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drained the sweat,

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vaguely Candace-like smell.

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yet amazingly soft material

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we are calling "Flurf."

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make Flurf footballs,

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and Flurf boards.

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I want to hear your ideas.

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[snoring]

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Guys! Guys!

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Wow. I feel really good.

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Great meeting!

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We still need to...

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[snoring]

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Wake up!

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[Mmm-boing bounces]

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Sorry.

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I guess I just dozed off.

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the most wonderful dream.

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and you weren't there,

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and you weren't there.

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to have a meeting!

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if everyone's asleep.

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[Geneva]: I'm not asleep!

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to watch cartoons!

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[whistling]

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Don't go away!

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will be right back!

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[Mel]: Hear ye! Hear ye!

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is under siege...

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by too much inventory!

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for I, the Mattress King,

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in all the land!

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is hereby banished...

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to your bedroom!

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but my prices are low...

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ness.

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This gives me a great idea!

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we could make Flurf mattresses!

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Kids would get great toys,

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the best sleep of their lives!

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Am I right, guys?

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[snoring]

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[]

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[high-pitched scream]

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how to work this thing.

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[crashing]

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how to use a wrecking ball?

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To wreck things.

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I ask stupid questions.

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Please stop!

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those dollhouses yet.

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marked for demolition.

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as they used to be.

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they're so old fashioned.

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instead of a dollhouse,

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a doll apartment building?

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a must-have address

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for girls' dolls.

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a dollhouse once,

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every month!

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What do you think?

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[thud]

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good with this thing!

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for you the whole time.

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[groaning]

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[]

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Flurf technology,

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are the most comfortable

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in the industry.

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Just try it out.

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you will buy this mattress!

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[snores]

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See? Told ya!

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Piper!

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to buy it anyway.

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Everyone does.

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Everyone loves Flurf.

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Not me!

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and now my foot's asleep.

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Ooh! Here come more customers.

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My name is...

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[playing a fanfare]

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Now I know what these are for.

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Can I help you?

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I am not happy!

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your current mattress?

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we can help you with that.

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for a king size?

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[]

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[]

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a commercial nearby?

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No. Why?

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Well, you're dressed like...

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a king to dress?

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No. Like a loon.

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speak to the Mattress King

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in such a manner?

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Off with their heads!

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What?

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Your Royal...

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Mattresty.

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my territory!

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if I sold toys?

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-That sounds great!

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I choke a lot.

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Silence!

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We won't wake anyone up.

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are super comfortable!

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They're too good!

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all my business!

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to make this up to me?

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this guy's car.

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Prepare to be taken over!

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with Mel's Mattress Kingdom!

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will soon be mine!

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we spared no expense

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when building the Dolldorf.

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Whoa!

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with a mini gourmet kitchen,

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a fully functional bathroom

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Tina-Needs-To-Tinkle Dolls,

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on the wall.

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an original Salvador Dolly.

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a little high, but...

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don't you?

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to give them the very best.

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all your allowance money,

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and Tooth Fairy money.

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you might want to knock out

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a couple of your own teeth

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the security deposit.

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[]

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Ow! What are you doing?

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scrap metal.

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We're at war.

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you got pierced?

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is just a kook.

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Mattress Kingdom."

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even mean?

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What was that?

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falling from the sky.

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It happens all the time.

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See?

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They're pillows!

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It's the Mattress King!

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Are those catapults?

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[whoosh]

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they're trebuchets.

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to launch their ammunition,

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use a large counter-weight to...

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oof!

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Thank you!

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[he and Jarvis chuckle]

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Jarvis!

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Come on, it's just a pillow.

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You can't get hurt by a pillow.

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I should've seen that coming.

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The commercial did say

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with free delivery.

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[loud rock music]

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you need to turn down the music!

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all day!

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Why are you telling me?

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I'm not the one playing music.

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[sighs]

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[knocks]

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[]

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to discuss a truce,

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Your Majesty...

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to call you that?

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You may call me Mel...

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Okay. Listen, Mel...

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Sovereign of Sheet Sets,

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Lord of Bedroom Furnishings,

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of the Sleeping Surface

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and Everyday Soiling,

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Commander of...

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You know what?

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with "Your Majesty."

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that you're upset

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the mattress business.

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'Tis an affront to...

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Yes. It's bad.

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anything we can do

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senseless, crazy,

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nutty kookfest of a war?

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You can have our jester!

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We're not using him!

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Ha! He is talented.

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But I need more.

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Six and ten years ago,

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and myself begat a child.

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Great...

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you begetting some.

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Sadly, this child,

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to the Mattress Kingdom,

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is... not much to look at.

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I find that...

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really easy to believe.

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my child could use a suitor.

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to date your kid?

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Not you.

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You.

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make that mistake,

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but I'm actually a girl.

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I know.

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the Mattress Prince.

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[fanfare plays]

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What?

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on a date with your son

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loony mattress war.

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Hello.

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I'm gonna marry him!

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[]

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[]

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Your Fineness...

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Highness!

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I'm a girl.

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I'm a little confused here.

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was "not much to look at."

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He's not!

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He's so thin and fit,

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to look at.

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there is so much to look at.

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It's true!

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in the other direction,

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a little piece of him.

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by irreversible royal decree,

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be going out.

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On a date!

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Your Highness.

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You can call me Mel.

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we're going out too.

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is letting me date a commoner.

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with Lady Foot Locker.

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a misunderstanding here.

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a roller coaster?

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This place is incredible!

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Thanks!

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all the cool toys!

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Go long!

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Nice catch!

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Thanks.

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Yes, you are.

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We should play sometime.

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[Piper and Jarvis]: Okay!

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That would be great,

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usually play with

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is terrible.

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Ahem!

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he's coming down

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a throat thing.

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Geneva!

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You're here.

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I want you to fix!

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the toilet's overflowing,

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of the party you threw!

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have no respect!

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haven't even left yet.

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Wow!

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You look pretty...

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good! Pretty good.

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You look pretty good.

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Pretty good for you.

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looking pretty good for you!

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Uh... thanks?

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to look pretty good for me

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up in their limo!

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Then he's taking me

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seafood restaurant

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is off the hook...

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much less dangerous to eat.

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to a basketball game,

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where they have a private box.

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but I like "private."

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About all that...

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you should go.

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Why not?

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I just don't want you to, okay?

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Jarvis!

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Are you...

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jealous?

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What? No!

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he's the right person for you.

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out there you belong with.

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He's never asked me out.

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for the right time.

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wait forever.

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a date with a prince.

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Sure, he's the prince

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mattress store...

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for me not to go.

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think of one.

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can give you roundworms

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parasites.

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[sighs]

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Well, it can!

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[fanfare plays]

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Are you ready for our date?

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You guys aren't coming!

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and announcing my arrival!

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Do you know how hard it was

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in little league?

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"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"]

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Wow!

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get out of here?

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If I have to.

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of chivalry,

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challenge this union.

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you were jealous!

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Okay, fine.

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It's true.

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I am jealous.

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to duel over me?

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What are you talking about?

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are going to duel over him.

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What?

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Prince Mel is fun and cool

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basketball tickets.

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Why do you think

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out of going with him?

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Because you said

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out there I belonged with!

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I would've said anything!

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Oof!

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you accept my challenge?

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[fanfare plays]

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Hear ye, hear ye.

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A challenge has been offered,

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has been accepted!

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to a great duel

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between Jarvis the Brave

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and Piper the Girl.

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he's called me female!

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a good, clean fight.

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No funny stuff.

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From you, more funny stuff!

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I'm talking about!

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The first one of you

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into the moat wins!

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Let the battle...

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begin!

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Mel is mine!

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You can have him.

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I'll take Mel the Fourth...

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with the basketball tickets.

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let me have this?

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I deserve a little happiness!

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Ow!

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a little happiness.

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He's mine!

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No, he's mine!

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Well, actually, he's mine.

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That's not what Mom says.

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that easily!

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We'll see!

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You have no weapon.

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and a brilliant smile.

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It is a really nice smile...

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Aah!

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We have a victor!

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The dude.

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You fought bravely.

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between us.

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Grrraah!

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is getting worse.

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What do you want, Bowie?

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How do we process a refund?

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their Flurf mattresses.

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by dropping my pants,

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than the King.

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This makes no sense.

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is a classic.

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It's as old as pants!

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returning the mattresses?

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mattresses ever.

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That's the problem.

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they've all been fired

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for sleeping through work.

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is no longer a threat,

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is over!

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Great!

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with either of these kooks?

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but I don't much care

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with crazy people.

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Let's go, Dad.

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[fanfare plays]

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