WEBVTT 00:00:03.133 --> 00:00:06.553 Mom, Dad, guess what. The Tooth Fairy came. 00:00:06.636 --> 00:00:08.138 He did? 00:00:08.138 --> 00:00:10.306 Oh! So what'd he give you-- a couple dollars? 00:00:10.348 --> 00:00:12.559 I got a rock and half a stick of gum. 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:14.978 Malcolm! 00:00:14.978 --> 00:00:16.354 Reese! 00:00:47.510 --> 00:00:50.555 Watch this, Francis-- I can make milk come out of either nostril. 00:00:50.597 --> 00:00:53.224 He's gotten pretty good at this. 00:00:53.224 --> 00:00:54.976 It's sad, but I'm actually kind of jealous. 00:00:55.810 --> 00:00:59.355 This corner of my waffle's still frozen. 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:00.607 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 00:01:00.607 --> 00:01:02.275 I had to put Francis' waffle on top, 00:01:02.275 --> 00:01:03.818 and that toaster oven just isn't big enough. 00:01:05.278 --> 00:01:09.282 It's your fault my waffle's frozen? 00:01:09.282 --> 00:01:11.284 Sorry. 00:01:11.284 --> 00:01:12.952 Francis, you'd better get moving. You don't want 00:01:12.994 --> 00:01:14.788 to be late for your first day of inventory. 00:01:14.788 --> 00:01:16.998 Oh, yeah, Mom. Thanks again for getting me that job. 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:18.625 Some of the guys 00:01:18.625 --> 00:01:20.460 are spending their spring break river rafting. 00:01:20.502 --> 00:01:23.129 You wouldn't believe how jealous they were when they heard I was 00:01:23.171 --> 00:01:25.298 going to be counting shampoo bottles at the Lucky Aide. 00:01:25.340 --> 00:01:27.383 Sorry, Francis, but it's the perfect fit: 00:01:27.425 --> 00:01:29.385 we needed people and you have no choice. 00:01:29.427 --> 00:01:32.514 Hey! Look at the *y professor! 00:01:32.555 --> 00:01:35.350 Dad, you're bringing all that junk to Dewey's class? 00:01:35.391 --> 00:01:36.476 Yes, I am, Malcolm. 00:01:36.518 --> 00:01:37.936 This is my first Career Day. 00:01:37.977 --> 00:01:39.479 I want to make sure I dazzle 'em! 00:01:39.521 --> 00:01:42.190 I want Dewey to be proud of his old man. 00:01:42.232 --> 00:01:44.317 One out of four wouldn't be so bad. 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:46.027 Dad, they're six years old. 00:01:46.069 --> 00:01:47.487 Which is why we have to keep things moving. 00:01:47.529 --> 00:01:48.780 We'll start with the pie chart, 00:01:48.822 --> 00:01:50.115 then move to Earnings Index. 00:01:50.156 --> 00:01:51.491 Do I have to do this? 00:01:51.533 --> 00:01:53.284 Relax, Malcolm. Your teacher said it's fine. 00:01:53.326 --> 00:01:55.203 You'll just make up what you miss after school. 00:01:55.286 --> 00:01:58.081 You know, I am really looking forward to this. 00:01:58.164 --> 00:02:01.668 I think this is going to be a lot of fun. 00:02:01.668 --> 00:02:05.338 Well, no, that's not, not all I do. 00:02:05.338 --> 00:02:08.049 I, uh, there are some, you know, important 00:02:08.091 --> 00:02:09.717 and, uh, very, uh, 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:12.428 interesting... 00:02:12.512 --> 00:02:14.430 Could you repeat the question? 00:02:14.514 --> 00:02:16.266 Your job sounds awful. 00:02:16.349 --> 00:02:19.018 (laughs) Well, of course it's awful; it's a job. 00:02:19.060 --> 00:02:19.894 You know... 00:02:19.936 --> 00:02:21.604 He's tanking. 00:02:21.688 --> 00:02:23.857 He's way past tanking. 00:02:23.857 --> 00:02:27.652 See, you, you kids have to realize that all jobs are awful 00:02:27.694 --> 00:02:29.946 and there's nothing that you can do about that. 00:02:29.988 --> 00:02:33.741 I mean, they're, they're tedious and boring. 00:02:33.783 --> 00:02:35.451 Being a fireman isn't boring. 00:02:35.493 --> 00:02:37.662 True, but you have to take into consideration 00:02:37.704 --> 00:02:39.372 the high mortality rate. 00:02:39.414 --> 00:02:41.374 It's real easy to get killed in a fire. 00:02:41.416 --> 00:02:42.750 My daddy's a fireman. 00:02:42.792 --> 00:02:44.419 Pete's daddy's going to die? 00:02:44.460 --> 00:02:47.338 Oh, and I'm sure he's probably going to be fine. 00:02:47.672 --> 00:02:49.632 So the only reason you like your job 00:02:49.674 --> 00:02:51.676 is because you won't get killed in a fire? 00:02:51.718 --> 00:02:53.636 Yes. 00:02:53.678 --> 00:02:55.805 Well, actually, you see... 00:02:55.889 --> 00:02:57.807 you see, I-I work on a very high floor, 00:02:57.891 --> 00:03:00.643 so that's not necessarily true. 00:03:00.727 --> 00:03:02.520 Any other questions? 00:03:02.562 --> 00:03:05.148 If your job is so boring and you don't like it 00:03:05.148 --> 00:03:06.482 why do you do it? 00:03:07.984 --> 00:03:09.736 You quit your job? 00:03:09.819 --> 00:03:10.737 Lois, please, give me 00:03:10.820 --> 00:03:12.155 a little more credit than that. 00:03:12.155 --> 00:03:13.740 No, I asked for a leave of absence 00:03:13.823 --> 00:03:15.575 because of a kidney malfunction. 00:03:15.658 --> 00:03:16.534 Nice. 00:03:16.576 --> 00:03:18.161 Drastic but vague enough to discourage 00:03:18.203 --> 00:03:19.746 any follow-up questions. 00:03:19.829 --> 00:03:21.247 Way to go. 00:03:21.331 --> 00:03:23.750 You're doing this because of what a seven-year-old said? 00:03:23.833 --> 00:03:25.835 It was horrible. He made Dad cry. 00:03:25.835 --> 00:03:27.420 This kid was ruthless... 00:03:27.503 --> 00:03:28.671 but fair. 00:03:28.671 --> 00:03:30.924 His dad did a puppet show. 00:03:31.007 --> 00:03:32.842 I'll tell you boys, life is crazy. 00:03:32.884 --> 00:03:35.053 One day you're in community college 00:03:35.094 --> 00:03:36.304 driving a Camaro T-top, 00:03:36.346 --> 00:03:37.555 * of the walk, 00:03:37.597 --> 00:03:39.682 and then you need some cash, so you get a job. 00:03:39.724 --> 00:03:42.727 You think it's only temporary, but then you get a promotion 00:03:42.769 --> 00:03:43.686 and then a raise, 00:03:43.728 --> 00:03:45.355 and all these doors open up for you, 00:03:45.396 --> 00:03:47.732 except they're not really doors. They're trapdoors. 00:03:47.774 --> 00:03:49.567 And then all of a sudden-- 00:03:49.609 --> 00:03:53.404 bam! 20 years has zipped by, and you're thinking, 00:03:53.446 --> 00:03:56.032 "Is this all I have to my life?" 00:03:56.115 --> 00:03:57.825 Not you kids. 00:03:57.867 --> 00:04:00.328 I love you kids, but, come on-- the house-- it's crap. 00:04:00.370 --> 00:04:02.330 Boys, I want to talk to your father alone. 00:04:02.372 --> 00:04:04.666 So, you've got a bedroom. We're eating. 00:04:05.375 --> 00:04:06.751 Just kidding, we're leaving. 00:04:10.922 --> 00:04:12.632 Hal... 00:04:12.715 --> 00:04:14.801 is this a midlife crisis? 00:04:14.884 --> 00:04:16.469 I don't know what it is. 00:04:16.552 --> 00:04:18.471 I-I-- it-- I just know that I had to do something. 00:04:18.554 --> 00:04:21.808 And what is it exactly you plan on doing? 00:04:21.891 --> 00:04:23.643 What I have always talked about doing... 00:04:23.726 --> 00:04:25.812 a thing that has been in my head for years. 00:04:25.895 --> 00:04:26.813 The painting? 00:04:26.896 --> 00:04:28.731 Yes, I-I-I can see it so clearly. 00:04:28.773 --> 00:04:30.441 Every line, every streak, 00:04:30.483 --> 00:04:32.986 every daub. 00:04:33.069 --> 00:04:34.654 The blazing crimson flushes, 00:04:34.737 --> 00:04:36.239 the vivid blue tones. 00:04:36.239 --> 00:04:38.116 The almost subliminal tinges of tangerine. 00:04:38.157 --> 00:04:39.909 Yes, Hal, I have heard this before, but... 00:04:39.951 --> 00:04:42.787 Lois, I got to get this out of my head. 00:04:42.829 --> 00:04:44.747 Do you know how crazy this is? Yeah. 00:04:44.789 --> 00:04:46.791 You were going to save the painting until retirement, 00:04:46.833 --> 00:04:48.418 when it's okay to be insane. 00:04:48.459 --> 00:04:50.003 Hal, I was really looking forward 00:04:50.044 --> 00:04:52.213 to that old painter guy puttering around the house 00:04:52.255 --> 00:04:54.215 with a little old spot of paint on his cheek. 00:04:54.257 --> 00:04:58.177 I'm sorry, baby, I just, I just can't wait anymore. 00:04:58.219 --> 00:05:00.930 Maybe I can be the old gardener guy. 00:05:01.014 --> 00:05:03.349 Okay. 00:05:03.391 --> 00:05:04.600 Yes? Really? Yes? 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:06.185 This is important to you, 00:05:06.227 --> 00:05:07.437 and up until about five minutes ago 00:05:07.520 --> 00:05:09.188 you were a very good husband and father. 00:05:09.230 --> 00:05:09.897 You deserve this. 00:05:10.148 --> 00:05:11.733 You deserve something really great. 00:05:11.816 --> 00:05:13.568 I really wish I could buy it for you, 00:05:13.651 --> 00:05:15.570 but I'm going to be digging pretty deep 00:05:15.653 --> 00:05:17.113 into the savings for art supplies. 00:05:17.280 --> 00:05:18.823 Congratulations, people. 00:05:18.906 --> 00:05:21.075 You have all passed the rigorous Lucky Aide 00:05:21.117 --> 00:05:22.827 inventory screening process. 00:05:22.910 --> 00:05:25.288 You should be proud. This is a great crew. 00:05:27.332 --> 00:05:29.834 We've done a few trust games, some stretches. 00:05:29.917 --> 00:05:31.419 Now we're ready for battle. 00:05:31.461 --> 00:05:32.837 As I already explained, 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:35.757 corporate has us pitted against the downtown store. 00:05:35.798 --> 00:05:39.427 First one to finish inventory gets a plaque and a hundred... 00:05:39.469 --> 00:05:40.762 a plaque. 00:05:40.803 --> 00:05:42.138 Yes, a question. 00:05:42.180 --> 00:05:44.766 Yes, which household product will kill me fastest? 00:05:44.807 --> 00:05:47.393 We're going to start you off counting the cotton swabs. 00:05:47.435 --> 00:05:49.270 Bleach... or oven cleaner 00:05:49.312 --> 00:05:53.775 or Rat Grenade. Rat Grenade's good. 00:05:53.775 --> 00:05:55.234 It's weird. 00:05:55.276 --> 00:05:57.945 All my life, Dad's been getting up every morning 00:05:58.029 --> 00:06:00.281 and dragging himself to a job that he despised 00:06:00.281 --> 00:06:01.949 with every fiber of his being. 00:06:02.033 --> 00:06:03.951 I can't believe I never noticed. 00:06:04.035 --> 00:06:05.953 I guess I've been pretty self-centered. 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:09.957 Oh, my God! 00:06:10.041 --> 00:06:11.834 What if that happens to me? 00:06:12.126 --> 00:06:13.920 Do you people have any idea 00:06:13.961 --> 00:06:17.548 what this kind of mindless labor does to a person? 00:06:17.548 --> 00:06:19.050 It kills your soul. 00:06:19.092 --> 00:06:21.052 It turns your mind into jelly 00:06:21.094 --> 00:06:23.471 and it crushes your spirit to dust. 00:06:23.554 --> 00:06:26.474 Oh, Craig called. He wants you there tomorrow at 7:00 instead of 8:00. 00:06:26.557 --> 00:06:29.102 Oh, and can you keep it down when you get up in the morning? 00:06:29.143 --> 00:06:30.311 I'm sleeping in. 00:06:50.373 --> 00:06:52.250 So, Malcolm, word on the street is 00:06:52.333 --> 00:06:54.043 your father wigged out at work. 00:06:54.085 --> 00:06:55.503 What? 00:06:55.545 --> 00:06:57.588 Did he really set his desk on fire and dance around it? 00:06:57.672 --> 00:06:59.257 I heard it was a lovers' quarrel 00:06:59.340 --> 00:07:00.341 with the cleaning lady. 00:07:00.383 --> 00:07:01.592 That's crazy. 00:07:01.676 --> 00:07:03.594 Where are you guys hearing all this stuff? 00:07:05.596 --> 00:07:06.973 My dad's fine. 00:07:07.014 --> 00:07:09.267 He's just taking some time off from work 00:07:09.267 --> 00:07:10.768 because he hates his job. 00:07:10.768 --> 00:07:12.603 You know, it's actually kind of got me thinking. 00:07:12.645 --> 00:07:14.522 What am I going to do when I grow up? 00:07:16.607 --> 00:07:18.192 You mean you don't have a plan in place? 00:07:18.276 --> 00:07:19.152 No. 00:07:19.193 --> 00:07:22.155 That's okay, Malcolm. 00:07:22.196 --> 00:07:25.366 I mean, it's not too... 00:07:25.450 --> 00:07:27.785 Excuse me, allergies. 00:07:27.785 --> 00:07:29.620 You guys already have your careers planned? 00:07:29.662 --> 00:07:31.664 You don't just luck into 00:07:31.706 --> 00:07:34.125 running a particle accelerator, you know. 00:07:34.167 --> 00:07:37.462 With my intelligence... 00:07:37.462 --> 00:07:39.630 and tokenism... 00:07:39.714 --> 00:07:40.882 the sky's... 00:07:40.923 --> 00:07:42.633 the limit. 00:08:03.738 --> 00:08:04.655 Okay. 00:08:04.739 --> 00:08:05.656 How many is that? 00:08:05.740 --> 00:08:06.908 Oobin keitch. 00:08:06.949 --> 00:08:09.327 Write it down. 00:08:11.829 --> 00:08:13.581 That's a number? 00:08:13.664 --> 00:08:14.832 Where are you from? 00:08:14.832 --> 00:08:15.082 and I'm paying for those. 00:08:15.082 --> 00:08:19.253 Things are starting to get really strange around here. 00:08:19.253 --> 00:08:21.422 It's Dad, he's so... happy. 00:08:21.422 --> 00:08:23.090 Mmm, this meat loaf is incredible. 00:08:23.174 --> 00:08:24.342 New recipe? 00:08:24.383 --> 00:08:25.593 Same as it's always been. 00:08:25.676 --> 00:08:27.512 Oh, come on, something's different. 00:08:27.553 --> 00:08:28.596 I can tell. 00:08:28.679 --> 00:08:30.264 Oh, actually, you know what? 00:08:30.264 --> 00:08:32.350 I was out of tomato paste, and I used 00:08:32.391 --> 00:08:34.268 ketchup instead. Uh-huh, see? I could taste it. 00:08:34.268 --> 00:08:36.437 It's good, isn't it, kiddo? 00:08:36.521 --> 00:08:38.272 What's the matter, son? 00:08:38.272 --> 00:08:41.442 A girl at school called me "Ewey Dewey." 00:08:41.442 --> 00:08:42.693 This is the same girl who puts 00:08:42.735 --> 00:08:44.529 paste in your hair all the time, isn't it? 00:08:44.612 --> 00:08:46.531 Mm-hmm, well, you know, she's just doing this because 00:08:46.614 --> 00:08:49.492 she likes you. It's her way of getting your attention. 00:08:50.618 --> 00:08:52.537 So she doesn't think I'm ewey? 00:08:52.620 --> 00:08:54.288 No, of course not. 00:08:56.249 --> 00:08:58.042 Hey, Dad? Hmm. 00:08:58.084 --> 00:08:59.752 I have a little situation that maybe you can help me out with. 00:08:59.835 --> 00:09:00.670 There's this girl who's... I suggest 00:09:00.670 --> 00:09:01.879 that you leave her alone 00:09:01.921 --> 00:09:03.589 before she calls the police on you. 00:09:04.674 --> 00:09:06.425 Okay, thanks. 00:09:07.343 --> 00:09:09.387 What's wrong? 00:09:09.428 --> 00:09:10.680 What do you mean? 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:13.057 Well, I noticed you looking at me. 00:09:13.099 --> 00:09:14.600 Nothing. 00:09:14.684 --> 00:09:16.978 See? It's creepy. 00:09:34.912 --> 00:09:37.832 CRAIG: Okay, team, you did a great job yesterday. 00:09:37.915 --> 00:09:40.251 Unfortunately, I lost all the numbers. 00:09:40.251 --> 00:09:43.671 I think I accidentally mailed them to my mom. 00:09:44.589 --> 00:09:45.923 Yeah, so... whoops. 00:09:45.965 --> 00:09:47.925 So why don't you guys start recounting? 00:09:47.967 --> 00:09:50.094 I'm going to head to the downtown store 00:09:50.094 --> 00:09:53.097 and play a little "defense," if you know what I'm saying. 00:09:53.139 --> 00:09:55.683 Uh... Garkech, you're in charge. 00:09:55.766 --> 00:09:58.019 Whoa, whoa, whoa... you're putting him in charge? 00:09:58.060 --> 00:09:59.562 He doesn't speak English. 00:09:59.604 --> 00:10:01.772 We don't even know if Garkech is really his name. 00:10:01.814 --> 00:10:03.774 We don't know that it's not. 00:10:03.816 --> 00:10:05.776 Besides, he hasn't questioned every decision I've made. 00:10:05.818 --> 00:10:07.778 That's because he can't. 00:10:07.820 --> 00:10:09.280 And what happened to our lunch break? 00:10:09.322 --> 00:10:10.698 CRAIG: I can't hear you. 00:10:10.740 --> 00:10:12.783 Thought you might be ready for some aspirin. 00:10:12.825 --> 00:10:14.785 I'm working for a moron. 00:10:14.827 --> 00:10:15.786 Of course you are, honey. 00:10:15.828 --> 00:10:17.163 Your boss is an idiot, 00:10:17.204 --> 00:10:18.789 your coworkers are incompetent, 00:10:18.831 --> 00:10:20.416 and you are underappreciated. 00:10:20.458 --> 00:10:21.959 Welcome to the working world. 00:10:22.001 --> 00:10:23.794 How do people do it? 00:10:23.836 --> 00:10:25.296 Well, let's see... 00:10:25.338 --> 00:10:26.797 If you want to eat, sleep indoors, 00:10:26.839 --> 00:10:28.507 you know, those kinds of luxuries, 00:10:28.591 --> 00:10:30.468 you really don't have much of a choice. 00:10:30.509 --> 00:10:32.553 What about Dad? He had a choice. 00:10:32.637 --> 00:10:35.139 Every 20 years, you're allowed a two-week breakdown. 00:10:35.181 --> 00:10:37.058 Oh, I can't wait. 00:10:39.518 --> 00:10:42.188 He says, "Get back to work!" 00:10:42.229 --> 00:10:43.814 I really appreciate 00:10:43.856 --> 00:10:45.983 your letting me take this vocational exam. 00:10:45.983 --> 00:10:47.902 I know it's generally for older kids. 00:10:47.985 --> 00:10:50.404 I just felt like I really needed some help. 00:10:50.488 --> 00:10:52.573 I don't want to make a wrong decision. 00:10:52.657 --> 00:10:55.534 Well... did you get the test results? 00:10:55.576 --> 00:10:56.911 Oh, yes. 00:10:56.994 --> 00:10:58.913 What did they say I should do? 00:10:58.996 --> 00:11:01.832 Well... according to this... 00:11:01.874 --> 00:11:04.293 absolutely anything you want. 00:11:04.335 --> 00:11:05.461 What? 00:11:05.503 --> 00:11:06.754 Yeah, you-you scored 00:11:06.796 --> 00:11:08.547 equally excellent in all areas. 00:11:08.589 --> 00:11:09.840 According to this test, 00:11:09.882 --> 00:11:12.093 there isn't a career on the planet 00:11:12.134 --> 00:11:13.302 you wouldn't be great at. 00:11:13.344 --> 00:11:15.137 Congratulations. 00:11:15.179 --> 00:11:18.224 Well, that... that doesn't exactly clarify anything. 00:11:18.265 --> 00:11:19.892 I-I was kind of hoping... 00:11:19.934 --> 00:11:21.852 You know, kid, there are a lot of people 00:11:21.894 --> 00:11:24.522 who would kill to have both "professional golfer" 00:11:24.563 --> 00:11:26.732 and "neurosurgeon" on their test results. 00:11:26.774 --> 00:11:28.567 Yeah, but that doesn't help me. 00:11:28.609 --> 00:11:30.444 I mean, how am I supposed to decide 00:11:30.486 --> 00:11:32.446 if I don't have any parameters at all? 00:11:32.488 --> 00:11:34.949 Well, boo-hoo for you, Mr. Unlimited Potential. 00:11:35.032 --> 00:11:37.952 Let me wipe my tears for you on my plastic briefcase. 00:11:38.035 --> 00:11:40.454 Does the test at least say what I might like? 00:11:40.538 --> 00:11:42.540 Aside from exposing middle-aged underachievers 00:11:42.581 --> 00:11:44.041 for the failures they are? 00:11:44.041 --> 00:11:45.126 Nope. 00:11:45.209 --> 00:11:46.711 Can I take the test again? 00:11:46.711 --> 00:11:48.212 Uh... no. 00:11:48.254 --> 00:11:49.588 Now, if you'll excuse me, 00:11:49.630 --> 00:11:50.965 I have to catch a bus 00:11:51.048 --> 00:11:53.384 or I'll be late for my night job... 00:11:53.384 --> 00:11:56.053 unless, of course, you'd like that, too. 00:12:37.136 --> 00:12:39.263 Dad, what are you doing up? It's, like, 5:30 in the morning. 00:12:39.263 --> 00:12:40.973 Ooh, wow. Really? 5:30? 00:12:41.015 --> 00:12:42.641 Yeah, I should be getting to bed. What are you doing up? 00:12:42.683 --> 00:12:44.185 I'm going to work. Maybe you remember it. 00:12:44.268 --> 00:12:45.936 Oh, hey, Francis, can I borrow 20 bucks? 00:12:45.936 --> 00:12:47.438 I need to buy some more paint. 00:12:47.438 --> 00:12:48.814 What? You just bought, like, six cans of paint yesterday. 00:12:48.856 --> 00:12:50.191 What happened to that? 00:12:50.274 --> 00:12:52.610 I used it. Man, what are you grilling me for? 00:12:52.651 --> 00:12:54.445 How can you use six cans of paint in one day? 00:12:54.487 --> 00:12:56.197 Francis, please, I really need it. 00:12:56.280 --> 00:12:57.448 I'm so close. 00:12:57.490 --> 00:12:59.366 It's almost right. 00:12:59.450 --> 00:13:02.787 Do you have any idea how hard I have to work to make $20? 00:13:02.828 --> 00:13:04.330 All right. All right! 00:13:04.371 --> 00:13:06.540 I didn't ask for a lecture. 00:13:14.548 --> 00:13:17.134 Hey, Dad, can we ask you for some advice? 00:13:17.218 --> 00:13:19.136 The girl who's been bugging Dewey 00:13:19.136 --> 00:13:20.805 still won't leave him alone. 00:13:20.805 --> 00:13:23.307 Now she's calling me Dewey Dwarf. 00:13:23.390 --> 00:13:25.935 I told him-- you've got to fight fire with fire 00:13:25.976 --> 00:13:28.604 and he should come up with some really raunchy nickname for her 00:13:28.646 --> 00:13:30.940 and spread it around school and church and stuff. 00:13:30.981 --> 00:13:32.817 You know, really get it out there. 00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:36.028 Uh, yeah, good for you, boys. 00:13:36.070 --> 00:13:37.238 So the name thing? 00:13:37.321 --> 00:13:38.489 You're on board with that? 00:13:43.911 --> 00:13:45.246 All right, let's get to work. 00:13:45.329 --> 00:13:46.872 What's that girl's name again? 00:13:46.914 --> 00:13:49.542 Regina Tucker. 00:13:49.583 --> 00:13:52.920 Don't worry. We'll think of something. 00:13:56.340 --> 00:13:58.217 Another day of crap. 00:13:59.718 --> 00:14:01.262 Damn catalogs. 00:14:03.389 --> 00:14:05.182 Idiot foreman. 00:14:12.523 --> 00:14:14.400 Watch your step. 00:14:14.441 --> 00:14:15.860 Whatever. 00:14:23.325 --> 00:14:25.369 So tired. 00:14:40.593 --> 00:14:42.011 Hal, it's past midnight. 00:14:42.052 --> 00:14:43.596 Are you coming to bed? 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:45.014 No! How can I go to bed? 00:14:45.014 --> 00:14:46.932 It's nothing what it should be. 00:14:47.016 --> 00:14:49.226 Honey, this is your dream. 00:14:49.268 --> 00:14:51.437 It's supposed to be fun. 00:14:51.520 --> 00:14:53.772 What are you talking about, fun? 00:14:53.856 --> 00:14:55.024 This isn't fun. 00:14:55.065 --> 00:14:56.859 This is driving me crazy! 00:14:56.901 --> 00:14:59.236 I just... I-I-I can't get it right. 00:14:59.278 --> 00:15:01.405 Well, you don't have to finish it. 00:15:01.447 --> 00:15:03.991 Look at you! You're killing yourself. 00:15:04.033 --> 00:15:05.534 One more day. That's all. 00:15:05.618 --> 00:15:06.952 I just need one more day! 00:15:08.954 --> 00:15:12.333 Hal, there has got to be, like, 500 gallons of paint up there. 00:15:12.374 --> 00:15:14.376 There isn't... 00:15:14.460 --> 00:15:17.046 Yeah, that's about right. 00:15:17.129 --> 00:15:20.716 Well... it's over. 00:15:20.716 --> 00:15:22.301 I just got the word. 00:15:22.343 --> 00:15:23.844 Downtown finished their inventory. 00:15:23.886 --> 00:15:25.137 We've lost. 00:15:25.179 --> 00:15:27.389 Chelooz marak! 00:15:27.473 --> 00:15:30.142 I think Garkech speaks for all of us. 00:15:30.184 --> 00:15:32.645 I'll be in the cookie aisle. 00:15:32.686 --> 00:15:33.896 Well, I say we just make up 00:15:33.979 --> 00:15:35.814 the rest of the numbers and go home. 00:15:35.898 --> 00:15:37.900 Wait a minute, go home? 00:15:37.942 --> 00:15:40.653 Weren't you listening? We lost. 00:15:40.736 --> 00:15:42.821 I just spent my entire spring break 00:15:42.905 --> 00:15:45.074 counting flip-flops and Vagisil. 00:15:45.115 --> 00:15:47.493 You're saying that was all for nothing? 00:15:47.576 --> 00:15:49.078 Yes. 00:15:49.078 --> 00:15:51.830 Do you know how many parties I missed this week? 00:15:51.914 --> 00:15:55.250 How many spring break debaucheries I could've been at? 00:15:55.250 --> 00:15:58.337 How many drunken sorority girls ripped their tops off 00:15:58.420 --> 00:16:00.839 without me there to yell encouragement? 00:16:00.923 --> 00:16:02.925 You can't tell me that was for nothing! 00:16:02.967 --> 00:16:06.053 We can't quit! 00:16:06.095 --> 00:16:09.348 Come on, guys. We took on a challenge. 00:16:09.390 --> 00:16:13.060 I'm staying until this is done the right way. 00:16:13.102 --> 00:16:14.937 Who's with me? 00:16:16.230 --> 00:16:17.940 Why aren't you translating? 00:16:18.023 --> 00:16:20.609 There's no point, but please go on. 00:16:20.609 --> 00:16:21.944 That's it. 00:16:22.027 --> 00:16:22.945 Ah. 00:16:23.028 --> 00:16:24.405 Okay, see you. 00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:28.951 All right, now, keep them closed. 00:16:29.034 --> 00:16:30.869 Come on. 00:16:30.911 --> 00:16:32.579 You've all been very patient. 00:16:32.621 --> 00:16:34.957 I appreciate that. 00:16:35.040 --> 00:16:36.875 You've been waiting a long time, so... 00:16:37.793 --> 00:16:38.961 Here it is. 00:16:43.465 --> 00:16:45.134 It's... 00:16:45.175 --> 00:16:48.470 Yeah. 00:16:48.512 --> 00:16:49.888 You're finished? 00:16:49.972 --> 00:16:51.557 Yeah. It's perfect! 00:16:51.640 --> 00:16:54.476 I mean, it's exactly how I imagined it. 00:16:54.518 --> 00:16:57.062 Then... look at it. 00:16:57.146 --> 00:16:58.188 What? 00:16:58.230 --> 00:16:59.481 Look at your painting. 00:16:59.523 --> 00:17:01.066 Oh, I can see it. 00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:03.318 Hal, I want you to look at that painting 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:06.071 and tell me that you're satisfied with it. 00:17:11.869 --> 00:17:14.121 I knew it! You are not finished. 00:17:14.163 --> 00:17:15.330 I can't do it, Lois. 00:17:15.372 --> 00:17:16.498 It is driving me crazy. 00:17:16.498 --> 00:17:18.000 I have been slapping on paint 00:17:18.083 --> 00:17:19.960 day after day and I've got nothing! 00:17:20.002 --> 00:17:21.837 And I'm never going to get it right 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:23.505 so I might as well just forget it. 00:17:23.505 --> 00:17:25.007 Oh, you listen to me, Hal. 00:17:25.090 --> 00:17:26.842 You are not going back to work 00:17:26.925 --> 00:17:28.677 until you get this out of your system. 00:17:28.761 --> 00:17:29.928 No! 00:17:29.970 --> 00:17:31.513 You don't understand. 00:17:31.513 --> 00:17:33.015 It is no use! 00:17:33.098 --> 00:17:34.516 You are not giving up. 00:17:34.600 --> 00:17:37.186 You are going to stay right here until you are finished. 00:17:37.269 --> 00:17:38.645 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 00:17:38.687 --> 00:17:40.689 I'm not going to go through this every five years 00:17:40.689 --> 00:17:42.107 when you decide that there's a sculpture 00:17:42.149 --> 00:17:43.525 or a fountain or God knows what 00:17:43.609 --> 00:17:45.027 it is you still have to build. 00:17:45.110 --> 00:17:46.028 You are going to finish it! 00:17:46.111 --> 00:17:47.488 Fine! You want them 00:17:47.529 --> 00:17:48.947 to see me finish it, I'll finish it. 00:17:49.031 --> 00:17:51.033 I'll put a little bit here, huh? 00:17:51.033 --> 00:17:52.743 How about there? How about there?! 00:17:52.785 --> 00:17:55.037 And... 00:17:55.037 --> 00:17:57.748 Oh... oh... 00:17:57.790 --> 00:18:00.876 And... 00:18:00.876 --> 00:18:02.252 here... 00:18:03.587 --> 00:18:05.589 And... 00:18:09.802 --> 00:18:12.221 Awesome! 00:18:12.262 --> 00:18:14.389 I don't believe it. 00:18:14.389 --> 00:18:18.393 That's it. That's what was in my head. 00:18:18.435 --> 00:18:20.062 FRANCIS: I've had it! 00:18:20.104 --> 00:18:23.899 Everyone at that place are a bunch of slacker, lazy... 00:18:23.941 --> 00:18:26.735 Oh, wow... 00:18:26.777 --> 00:18:28.153 Wow! 00:18:28.195 --> 00:18:33.909 Hal, I am so proud of you. 00:18:33.951 --> 00:18:36.537 I did it. 00:18:36.578 --> 00:18:38.622 I really did it. 00:18:40.833 --> 00:18:42.459 What's that sound? 00:18:44.002 --> 00:18:44.920 I don't know. 00:18:44.962 --> 00:18:46.171 It sounds like... 00:18:49.550 --> 00:18:51.718 Look out! Paint-alanche! 00:18:51.760 --> 00:18:54.346 LOIS: Hal! (Hal yelling) 00:18:56.557 --> 00:19:00.102 (muffled): Mime mokay! Mime mokay! 00:19:00.394 --> 00:19:01.895 Francis, come on, I'll drive you to the bus station. 00:19:01.937 --> 00:19:03.438 Hey, vacation's over, mister. 00:19:03.522 --> 00:19:05.440 Time to get back to the old grindstone. Let's go. 00:19:07.526 --> 00:19:09.444 You know, all this made me realize, 00:19:09.528 --> 00:19:11.905 why plan for my future when it's just going to end up 00:19:11.947 --> 00:19:13.949 with a giant wall of paint crashing down on me? 00:19:14.032 --> 00:19:17.911 I'm just going to enjoy being a kid for a while. 00:19:17.953 --> 00:19:20.539 There's a lot of good things about being a kid. 00:19:20.539 --> 00:19:22.124 Ow! 00:19:22.207 --> 00:19:24.459 That's for stepping on my side of the room. 00:19:24.543 --> 00:19:26.378 No pressures, no responsibilities. 00:19:26.420 --> 00:19:27.754 Malcolm, how many times 00:19:27.796 --> 00:19:29.464 do I have to tell you to make up your bed? 00:19:29.506 --> 00:19:31.842 You are going to make up all of our beds for a month 00:19:31.884 --> 00:19:33.385 starting now. 00:19:33.427 --> 00:19:36.096 I think I'm smart enough to know when I got it good.