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Hey, Jarvis.

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school together?

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there's no school today.

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Merry Christmas, by the way.

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Oh, yeah.

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of those weird families

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on Christmas.

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Right, we're weird.

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every holiday in August.

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efficient.

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for Christmas gifts in December?

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Or fight through crowds

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trick-or-treaters in October?

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my girlfriend more

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on August 14th?

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that she's dating you

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you've concocted?

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Yeah, yeah.

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for August Fools' Day.

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you want to come in?

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Yay!

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in December!

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from my Aunt Marlene.

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the most boring gifts.

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Teeny Toddler Chemistry Set.

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Ages three to...

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three.

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Sounds like a blast.

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You call that boring?

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tube socks.

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with one of your toys.

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If you were dumb enough

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playing Hungry Hungry Hedgehogs,

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it's not our fault.

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they're hungry.

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Twice.

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why we're here.

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Speak for yourself.

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blew up my house.

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That's a small house.

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This is the chemistry set!

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Okay, okay.

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by offering you a brand new...

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House?

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Chemistry set!

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Aah!

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to return that one too.

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You know what?

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to your boss.

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I'll get the owner for you.

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I do for you?

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fire that horrible woman

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a minute ago.

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That's right.

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I know you're back there!

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You're the owner?

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Yep.

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owner, President,

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and Head of Security.

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P. Everett Knickknack?

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The P stands for playful."

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stands for "pretend."

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And "profit."

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And "p-get out of my face!"

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destroyed my house!

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So sue me.

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Okay!

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I can't believe the jury

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owner of the company!

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this cool wooden hammer!

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the first thing

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about running a toy company?

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Nope!

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this place needs.

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comprehensive

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business plan.

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No...

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A roller coaster!

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Woo!

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♪ Buckle up ♪

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♪ And hold on tight ♪

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on a wild ride ♪

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and change the game ♪

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all the way ♪

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and all the downs, downs ♪

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around ♪

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whoa-oa-oh ♪

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whoa-oa-oh ♪

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whoa-oa-oh ♪

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♪ You got me ♪

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♪ I got you ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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Jarvis, to do this right,

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more than two people.

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That's true.

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in this coaster car!

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the toy company,

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not ride the roller coaster...

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47 times.

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Don't worry.

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some people to help.

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Like a cleaning person.

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You know what would be

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for that outfit?

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A freshly dug grave...

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I would die!

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Hey, Aster.

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Aah!

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the fitting room...

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or in your case,

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the ill-fitting room.

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That's not why I'm here.

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have this job,

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but I was wondering...

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I don't work here.

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for the good of society.

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No.

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King of Swag.

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trying to call you.

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Sorry, bro.

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your cell phone off

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when you're on an airplane.

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to use a seat belt.

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And a seat!

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people to stay inside.

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attendant just came by.

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feathers and a beak?

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Uh-huh.

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That was a goose.

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ask you something,

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off this wing first?

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Sure! No problem!

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What are you...

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Aah!

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what did you want to ask me?

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I hope it's not

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your parachute?"

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is a little embarrassing.

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Human crash test dummy.

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What are you doing?

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Freeze-framing.

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Tika-tika-tika-tika...

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Listen, Bowie...

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staffed up.

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Come on!

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from school you barely know.

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your best friend?

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He sleeps all day.

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Fine.

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Yes!

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Also works here.

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Hey! That's not fair!

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to ride the coaster?

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This place is sick!

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isn't feeling well?

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We should make it soup.

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I work here!

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to the future!

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We're in the future?

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crazy late fees

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on this library book.

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We're not in the future.

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your outfits and hairstyles,

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in the past.

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We're in the past?

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I should warn Knox

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that library book.

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I'm too late!

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the best and the brightest.

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When are they getting here?

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Okay, we're a toy company.

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Let's invent a toy!

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how I came up with this,

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you stick on dudes' faces?

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1995!

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this is Mrs. Bubkes.

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a cleaning woman.

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Mrs. Bubkes.

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someone who knows the difference

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between a toilet and my face?

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of women for this position,

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I chose the prettiest one.

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Porcelain veneers!

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A ball?

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Not just a ball.

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nano-generator,

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bounce forever!

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Mmm-boing!

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Mmm-boring!

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No! Don't!

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Ah!

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ball keeps bouncing]

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Someone open a window!

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cars honking]

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other than Mmm-boing!

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Okay.

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have gone better.

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You're not kidding.

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criticize your idea.

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He said it.

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That's not good.

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I agree with *face.

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Bouncy balls account

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of one percent

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of global toy sales,

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$84.1 billion,

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in per-child purchases

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in emerging markets.

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How did you know that?

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in this fashion magazine.

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"Bimbo."

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for "Bond and Investment Markets

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in Banking Operations."

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publication.

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Eww!

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to "buy short,"

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about skirts?

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No, it absolutely was!

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The shorter the better!

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That's a good look for you.

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Pretty girl.

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Bimbo makes a good point.

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You mean the magazine?

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Sure, okay.

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All right.

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what young kids actually want,

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the right toy

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before we take the plunge.

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plunge!

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mentioned this earlier,

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you stick on dudes' faces?

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Guys!

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Guys!

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how we want to find out

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kids really want?

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down the street,

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has, like, 200 kids!

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Knox, that's a school.

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those kids what they're into.

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to just talk to us.

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intimidating teenagers.

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I get it.

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by my coolness to respond.

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those kids to talk to us,

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become one of them.

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that's necessary.

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absolutely no contact with me...

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possibly for years.

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Don't mind me.

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the roller coaster.

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How can that be?

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Stupid sign!

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we don't have a little kid,

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but we have Aster.

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what little kids want.

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To dress like Lady Gaga?

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To be bigger and stronger.

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about being a kid

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grown-ups can do.

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that changed that?

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That's great!

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be awesome!

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And when it's done,

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for a demonstration.

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There we go.

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Let's do it.

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And we can serve them the soup

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refuses to eat.

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It will make you feel better.

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You've got a temperature!

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to go undercover.

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we just came up with...

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Not now, Knox.

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to be late for school!

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about Knickknack's newest toy.

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instead I show you,

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of these second graders

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from Sunshine Elementary School.

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I'm this many!

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private school.

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you want more than anything?

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To be dry all night!

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for a minute there, guys.

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Uh...

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to be big and strong!

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And now you can, thanks to...

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StrongSuit!

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mechanically]

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Aw...

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Schooled! Ha ha ha!

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Go! Go! Go!

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Yay!

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of the StrongSuit online,

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and the response is huge!

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going to be a hit.

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going to be a hit.

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did it together.

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did it together.

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Piper, you programmed it.

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Knox, you tested it.

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physique inspired it.

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And Geneva...

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Geneva...

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what she did.

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Nothing?

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Nothing.

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beautiful nothing.

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where that came from!

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Ow...

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Yay!

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Now we can have a tea party!

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for the last three hours.

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no kid should be able to do.

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Yay!

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Okay.

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find in the warehouse?

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A really big spider.

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So I ran away!

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I found this.

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That's great!

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to fight the spider!

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to get the StrongSuit back!

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Pass me the remote.

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Hi!

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I meant the tank!

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It's not working!

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Nice try.

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I almost gave this suit back.

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Luckily someone pointed out

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to do whatever I want!

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Who told her that?

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Don't look at me.

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who would want to?

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are all defective.

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What a day.

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we got the StrongSuit back.

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Where is the StrongSuit?

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Don't mind me.

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the roller coaster.

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Oh, come on!

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The weird part

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who told that little girl

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not to give back the suit.

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everything for us like that?

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Schooled! Ha ha ha!

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I never have to give it back!

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I guess we'll never know.

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Hello?

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Hello, Mr. Stole-My-Company.

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What do you want?

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how your first week went.

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Any... problems?

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Nothing we couldn't handle!

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going to be a big seller!

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What?

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but we've worked them out.

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We're going to clean up!

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Well, not literally clean up.

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for that... Mrs. Bubkes.

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the last of me!

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You may be riding high now...

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to your head.

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Hello?

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Candace? Hello?

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for the hottest new product

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from Knickknack!

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The StrongSuit!

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to do anything they want!

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And best of all!

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into remote control mode

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at bedtime!

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From Knickknack!

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Some assembly required.

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Can we do that every night?

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Knickknack.

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for POWER!