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Where is everybody?

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I guess the '90s
finally went out of style.

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Little girl!

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Up in here, the '90s will live forever.

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I just shut down early

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so I could set up
for the rap battle tonight.

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A rap battle? I love rap battles.

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What's a rap battle?

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A verbal jousting of witty words.

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You rap insults at your opponents

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over a frickity-fresh beat.

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Yes, I regret saying "frickity-fresh."

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The winner gets the title
of the Best Teenage Rapper in Cleveland

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and…

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…this trophy.

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I want that title. I need that title.

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I am that title!

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Uh, why are you so hyped for this title?

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I've been living in a phone.

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Now that I'm out,

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I have a list of real teenager things
that I wanna do.

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And winning a rap battle is on that list.

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You just found out what a rap battle was.

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And now it's on my list.

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You might rap. But can you battle rap?

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I've never done it on a stage,
but just this morning,

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the toaster was taking too long, right?

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So I was like, "You're a dumb box
warming up my bread.

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I hit you with my bars,
then, boom, you're dead."

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The toast popped right up after that.

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Okay, I see what you're doing.

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I'll see you onstage tonight.

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Sadie, you should be my DJ.

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Oh, I am nice on the ones and twos.

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That was pretty good.

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Almost makes up for "frickity-fresh."

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Yes!

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I said almost.

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Boys, feast your eyes.

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First-edition
designer sneakers by Fellini.

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Whoa. Fellinis. Those are expensive.

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Uh-uh. Back up.

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Wish I could share your enthusiasm,

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but I don't walk.

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I roll.

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Jeremy, get your feet off my wife's table
before you get us all put out.

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Careful! You almost stepped on Snapper.

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You have the first-edition Blue Lobster
from the Sea Babies collection?

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Do you know how rare this is?

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Snapper's valuable?

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How valuable?

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I could take you to my toy guy's shop
to have him appraised.

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That's right. I got a toy guy.

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I don't know, Marky. You love Snapper.

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You know what I love more.

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A good investment.

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And if I sell Snapper,
I can invest in Fellini.

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Yeah, I mean,
clearly their stock is going up

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because a bunch of old men
are buying their shoes, right?

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Jeremy, you are always one comment away
from getting put out of this house.

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Oh, man, Buster the Mic Crusher,

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you are not going to the next round
of the rap battle.

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Looks like the microphone
crushed you tonight.

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We're up next. I'm so nervous.

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I've never rap battled
against anything except a toaster.

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Don't worry.

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Like every legendary DJ,
I researched the competition

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and wrote embarrassing facts
about them on these flash cards, huh?

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Me and you have very different ideas
about hip-hop.

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Y'all ready for the next round?

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It's time for Cartier!

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Aww, she's so cute.

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Tell me her dirty secrets.

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All right. Cartier.

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Spelling bee champ.
Still sleeps in footie pajamas.

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Personally, I don't see
what's wrong with that,

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but maybe you can
make something out of it.

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Battling Cartier is Lay Lay

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and DJ… [mimics record scratching]
Sadie.

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All right, I want
a nice clean battle, okay?

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Yeah, right. This is battle rap, baby!

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Get down and dirty.

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Unh, unh

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Cartier

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Unh, unh, check it

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They call me Cartier, Cartier

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No, not Carter

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But I'm hard like Wayne

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Psych, my game's harder

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I'm about to beat you
And your little partner

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Yeah, you just got served

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By a rappin' kindergartner

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It's your girl Lay Lay

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Cartier is cute, you think you're hot?

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I'll make you simmer

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I'll beat you in the spelling bee

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'Cause you can't spell "winner"

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Maybe you can

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Battle when you get a little older

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I was dropping rhymes
Back when you was in a stroller

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Come for me, I'm coming back
Like karma

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It's past your bed time

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Go put on your footie pajamas

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Man. Cartier, you did your thing.

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But Lay Lay and Sadie,
they win this round.

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All right, now…
coming to the stage next--ooh.

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We have BoomBox's very own Lugnut.

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Competing against Lugnut,

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this kid calls himself
the coldest rapper in the game.

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Show some love for Chicago's own

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Young Dylan.

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What up, BoomBox Burger?

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Who is this guy?

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[Sadie] I don't know.

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He's from out of town!
I didn't study out-of-towners!

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I wasn't told they would be on the test!

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Throw your burgers in the air
Like you don't care

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Throw your fries the air
Like you don't care

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Hey, Young Dylan, I'm a young villain

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'Cause I'm about to serve you
And I'm not chillin'

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After I win, you'll know my name
Is Lugnut

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It's easy to remember
'Cause it rhymes with "pig *"

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Lugnut

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That was cute. My turn.

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You ain't a young villain

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Y'all know how I be chillin'

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You should put me on your playlist

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You rock with Young Dylan

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YD popped up at BoomBox
Like "Surprise"

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Give him a tissue, Lugnut 'bout to cry

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Thought you could serve me

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They serving you lies

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The only thing you serving me
Is burgers and fries

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All right. Yeah. Yeah.

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Get off the stage, Lugnut.

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Get off the stage!

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Give it up for the winner,

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Young Dylan!

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I'm just gonna say
what everybody's thinking.

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I don't like his face.

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I'm Sadie's affirmation app

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That's a goodbye to fraternal twins
Gary and Cary.

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Lay Lay and DJ Sadie win again!

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Disrespecting people
while rapping was fun!

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I love battle rapping.

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Tomorrow's final rap battle
will be Lay Lay

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and DJ Sadie versus Young Dylan.

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The winner will be declared
the Best Teenage Rapper

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in Cleveland!

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Cue the confetti!

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Sadie, I'm gonna need you
to do your research,

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because I can't lose
to some dude named Byron.

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It's Dylan.

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Really? He looks like a Byron.

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Well, I don't know anything about him.

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But we could pretend to be his friends
and find out the dirt.

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Sadie Alexander.

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I love it when you get shady.

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Side note.

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Free sesame seeds on the buns
for the first 20 customers.

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After that, you gotta pay.

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People pay real money for this junk?

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Hey, shh.

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That's the owner, Funky Old Joe.

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Maybe it's not the best idea
to offend him and his store

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before we make a sale.

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Too many blemishes.

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This quarter is only worth 22 cents.
Scram.

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Funky Old Joe. Long time, no see.

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Hey, it's the kid
who everybody likes… but me.

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What can I do for you, Jeremy?

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We've got something valuable for you.

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Blue Lobster.

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There are only 50 of those
in the universe.

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And it can be yours if the price is right.

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I say that's worth…

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One hundred dollars.

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One fifty.

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Deal.

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Remember, we're being nice to Dylan.

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Sadie, you don't have
to remind me to be nice.

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-Yes, you do.
-Yes, I do.

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Hey, Dylan.

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Congrats on getting into the finals.

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You were pretty good up there.

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Mm, he was all right.

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Nah, she's right. I was good.

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And now you're the last rapper
I gotta beat.

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Girl, wake him up.

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Because if he thinks he's gonna
beat me, he's dreaming.

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Uh, I like that. False confidence.

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My nails may be fake,
but my confidence is real.

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Unlike that chain around your neck.

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Huh, you're pretty funny
for a seven-year-old.

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So, Young Dylan,
what brings you to Cleveland, huh?

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I'm in town visiting family and--
wait a minute.

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Young Dylan don't chat
with his competition.

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Eh, I wouldn't call you competition.

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I wouldn't call you, period.

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Rap battles can be so mean and personal.

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Wouldn't it be nice to have
a little camaraderie offstage?

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No!

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But, Lay Lay, wouldn't you like
to get to know Young Dylan better?

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What?

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You're right. We're being nice.

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Why don't you come over
to our house tomorrow

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for a home-cooked meal, huh?

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After the way you destroyed Lugnut
in that rap battle,

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I wouldn't eat anything he serves.

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Here's a Tupac Guac on the house.
I made it myself.

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Here, try it in front of me while I watch.

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What time should I come over?

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Morning, son. Morning, not my son.

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Morning, Father.

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I'm here to support Marky.

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You're eating my cereal.

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Okay, I'm here to support Marky
and eat your cereal.

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He hasn't been himself
since he sold Snapper.

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Also, you're out of cereal.

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He still hasn't snapped out of it, huh?

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Did you say Snapper?

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Oh, boy. Hey, hey, Marky.

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Want me to whip you up some waffles
double wrapped in bacon?

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Huh? Your favorite.

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No, thanks, Dad.

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Bland, flavorless oatmeal
will do just fine.

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Well, hey, how's the Fellini stock doing?

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Through the roof.

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Best investment I've made in years.

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But it's just money.

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Just… money?

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We gotta get that lobster back.

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My son is broken.

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Lunch is served.

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Thanks for having me over,
Sadie and Lay Lay.

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So what's this delicious lunch
we're having?

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Ah, for our main course, we'll be serving

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peanut butter… à la jelly.

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So, Dylan, what's the worst thing
you've ever done?

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What are your top five
most humiliating moments?

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You have any weird quirks?

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No. I wanna know about you guys.

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So, Lay Lay, where are you from?

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I'm from Houston.

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The Bayou City.

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No. Houston.

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Didn't you hear me?

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Uh, that's what they call Houston.

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Oh… right!

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My hometown just goes by so many names,

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that one just slipped my mind.

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Hey, excuse me.
My friend Booder's calling.

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-Yeah, take your time.
-Of course.

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We're not finding out anything
about him that we can use.

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Then we'll have to get even shadier.

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Sadie Alexander.

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I'm rubbing off on you
in all the right ways.

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Hey, what's up, Booder?

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No, you can't put me on hold.

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Come on, Sadie, let's hear what he says.

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Oh, good. You're back.

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Okay, listen.

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Bethany finally responded
to one of my texts.

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She said, "Stop texting me,"

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but still, that's progress.

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Hold up, I hear something.

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Anyway, I'm doing this rap battle,

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and the girl I'm up against
says she's from Houston,

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but there's something shady about it.

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Get back in here.

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Hey, where did you guys come from?

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Hey, where did you guys come from?

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-Upstairs.
-The kitchen.

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Were you spying on me?

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What? No.

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It's like you just popped up
out of nowhere.

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Uh, maybe you popped up
out of nowhere--poof!

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Well, guess what.

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I know your secret, Lay Lay.

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You're not from Houston,

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and tonight I'm gonna tell everyone
where you're really from.

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My ride is here.

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But brace yourself,
because the truth is coming.

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He must have seen me turn invisible.

00:15:37.733 --> 00:15:40.486
And now he's gonna tell everyone
I'm from the phone.

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Okay. Calm down.

00:15:46.075 --> 00:15:48.911
We're gonna make sure everyone knows
you're a regular teenager.

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You've gotta stop flickering in and out.

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I can't believe Young Dylan knows
I'm an avatar from the phone.

00:16:03.509 --> 00:16:06.387
When he tells everyone tonight
at the rap battle,

00:16:06.470 --> 00:16:08.514
the government
is gonna come looking for you.

00:16:08.597 --> 00:16:09.974
I'll have to hide you under a blanket

00:16:10.057 --> 00:16:12.309
and ride you out of here
on the handlebars of my bike.

00:16:12.393 --> 00:16:14.395
But we won't be able to fly to the moon.

00:16:14.478 --> 00:16:17.314
So the men in hazmat suits
will take you away to Area 51,

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I'll never see you again,

00:16:18.607 --> 00:16:21.402
and you'll become best friends
with bigfoot forever.

00:16:23.362 --> 00:16:25.030
What?

00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:30.202
Girl, you've gotta stop
watching old movies.

00:16:33.205 --> 00:16:35.708
I think the only way
to protect your secret is to quit.

00:16:35.791 --> 00:16:38.293
Quit? I don't wanna quit.

00:16:38.377 --> 00:16:41.130
What about my list
of real teenager things?

00:16:41.213 --> 00:16:43.924
I've done the math. This is the only way.

00:16:44.008 --> 00:16:46.218
I knew math was gonna be a problem.

00:16:53.058 --> 00:16:55.436
Oh, no.

00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:58.605
Funky Old Joe put Snapper
in the case for VICs,

00:16:58.689 --> 00:17:01.400
very important collectibles.

00:17:01.483 --> 00:17:03.485
How do we handle this, Jeremy, hmm?

00:17:03.569 --> 00:17:06.321
Do I need to go all
West Side Story Bryce on this dude?

00:17:09.700 --> 00:17:10.784
'Cause I will.

00:17:11.952 --> 00:17:15.164
I'm not sure those rhythmic snaps
strike fear into people's hearts

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the way you think they do.

00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:19.877
Just follow my lead, okay?

00:17:20.878 --> 00:17:24.757
Wow, that's an awesome…

00:17:24.840 --> 00:17:27.259
"World's Best Uncle" mug.

00:17:27.342 --> 00:17:32.514
Maybe that should go in the VIC case
instead of the Blue Lobster, hmm?

00:17:32.598 --> 00:17:34.767
That mug's been sitting there
for six years, kid.

00:17:34.850 --> 00:17:36.393
Nobody likes their uncle.

00:17:38.228 --> 00:17:41.023
Okay.
Look, let me kick it to you straight.

00:17:41.106 --> 00:17:44.276
My son here has been
experiencing trader's remorse

00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:46.278
and needs his Blue Lobster back.

00:17:46.361 --> 00:17:49.198
Oh, trader's remorse, huh? Oh, I get it.

00:17:49.281 --> 00:17:51.658
I'll give you the lobster back…

00:17:51.742 --> 00:17:53.952
for, say, 400 bucks.

00:17:55.204 --> 00:17:57.581
You only gave me 150.

00:17:57.664 --> 00:17:59.792
And for that, I feel remorse.

00:18:00.876 --> 00:18:04.505
Look, I'm not leaving here
without my son's lobster.

00:18:04.588 --> 00:18:05.756
He loves it.

00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:08.175
I have a son too, man.

00:18:08.258 --> 00:18:10.511
His name is Funky Baby Joe.

00:18:10.594 --> 00:18:11.970
So I will give you the Blue Lobster.

00:18:12.054 --> 00:18:13.180
Thank you.

00:18:13.263 --> 00:18:15.390
In exchange for your
limited-edition shoes.

00:18:15.474 --> 00:18:18.852
What? What? My Fellinis?

00:18:18.936 --> 00:18:20.354
What am I supposed to wear out of here?

00:18:20.437 --> 00:18:22.064
I got a "World's Best Uncle" mug.

00:18:25.734 --> 00:18:27.736
Fine.

00:18:30.072 --> 00:18:31.824
Thanks, Dad.

00:18:31.907 --> 00:18:34.743
When you're old, this might be
the moment that keeps me

00:18:34.827 --> 00:18:36.662
from putting you in a home.

00:18:37.454 --> 00:18:39.039
Here you go, kid.

00:18:40.374 --> 00:18:42.668
I missed you so much.

00:18:44.044 --> 00:18:46.839
Why do you smell so bad?

00:18:46.922 --> 00:18:48.841
They don't call me
Funky Old Joe for nothing.

00:18:52.469 --> 00:18:54.304
Yo, Dylan.

00:18:54.388 --> 00:18:56.682
Yo, what's up? Y'all ready to do this?

00:18:56.765 --> 00:18:58.684
We're just here to tell you

00:18:58.767 --> 00:19:00.477
that we're dropping out of the battle.

00:19:00.561 --> 00:19:02.855
What? You can't drop out.

00:19:02.938 --> 00:19:04.231
I don't want to.

00:19:04.314 --> 00:19:05.941
I wanna take you down,

00:19:06.024 --> 00:19:08.527
but I can't have you spilling my secret.

00:19:08.610 --> 00:19:10.654
So you win. Congratulations.

00:19:11.613 --> 00:19:12.948
I don't wanna win like this.

00:19:13.031 --> 00:19:15.701
I was ready to square off with you.

00:19:15.784 --> 00:19:19.037
You're the only one here that's legit.

00:19:19.121 --> 00:19:20.664
Thank you.

00:19:20.747 --> 00:19:22.791
You know, you don't really
get on my nerves

00:19:22.875 --> 00:19:24.459
when you're complimenting me.

00:19:25.961 --> 00:19:28.505
Well, compliments don't win rap battles.

00:19:28.589 --> 00:19:30.299
Trash-talking does.

00:19:31.967 --> 00:19:34.428
Maybe this time, it doesn't have to be.

00:19:34.511 --> 00:19:37.598
Instead of using your skills
to take each other down,

00:19:37.681 --> 00:19:39.975
you could gas each other up.

00:19:41.351 --> 00:19:43.562
That's different, but I like it.

00:19:43.645 --> 00:19:47.357
Young Dylan and Lay Lay changing the game.

00:19:48.734 --> 00:19:52.613
I think you mean Lay Lay and Young Dylan

00:19:52.696 --> 00:19:54.156
changing the game.

00:19:55.782 --> 00:19:57.576
Mm, that'll work for me.

00:19:58.619 --> 00:20:00.829
I gotta say, I'm surprised
you're so worried

00:20:00.913 --> 00:20:03.165
about people finding out
you're from the suburbs

00:20:03.248 --> 00:20:04.583
and not from Houston.

00:20:06.752 --> 00:20:09.922
Wait. That's what you thought
her secret was?

00:20:10.005 --> 00:20:13.508
Yeah, lots of people front
and say they're from the city.

00:20:13.592 --> 00:20:14.760
I ain't frontin'.

00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:19.514
I mean… that's my secret.

00:20:19.598 --> 00:20:21.850
And thank you, I've got a rep to protect.

00:20:22.976 --> 00:20:26.271
Please, this is Cleveland.
No one has a rep.

00:20:28.357 --> 00:20:30.150
Let's do this.

00:20:30.234 --> 00:20:31.985
Ladies and gentlemen!

00:20:32.069 --> 00:20:34.279
Showtime.

00:20:34.363 --> 00:20:37.115
Are y'all ready
for the final showdown?

00:20:37.199 --> 00:20:39.117
Make some noise

00:20:39.201 --> 00:20:41.536
for Young Dylan, Lay Lay,

00:20:41.620 --> 00:20:43.705
and DJ Sadie!

00:20:45.374 --> 00:20:48.210
Young Dylan, top billin'

00:20:48.293 --> 00:20:49.586
Lay Lay

00:20:49.670 --> 00:20:51.296
I know we s'pose to be battlin'

00:20:51.380 --> 00:20:52.547
Maybe even tattlin'

00:20:52.631 --> 00:20:54.049
Instead of being far apart

00:20:54.132 --> 00:20:55.592
We had a little heart-to-heart

00:20:55.676 --> 00:20:58.220
Ey, I am digging your style
Your passion for the art

00:20:58.303 --> 00:21:00.889
And I'ma shout your DJ out
'Cause she fly and she smart

00:21:00.973 --> 00:21:02.599
Well, you're the real dude, Dylan

00:21:02.683 --> 00:21:04.059
And I like your manners

00:21:04.351 --> 00:21:06.520
Plus you got bars
You put it down for Atlanta

00:21:06.645 --> 00:21:09.064
We sittin' on top, Lay Lay dollar bill

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Yeah