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Now, I'm just gonna
flip it to the other side.

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Perfected corner, okay.

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- Want to do this part?
- Yes.

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The satisfaction of folding it.

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Do you want to know your future?

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- How does it work?
- Watch carefully. Pen.

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Here.

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- Who do you want to marry?
- Gross.

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Not right now, doofus.

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When you grow up.

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Batman.

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You're such a dweeb.

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What? I'm sorry
he's not Kirk Cameron.

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Everybody's sorry
they're not Kirk Cameron.

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Who else?

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How about the guy
from Dirty Dancing?

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- Mom won't let us watch that.
- Oh.

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- I got it.
- What is it?

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How about ALF?

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No.

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You're so marrying ALF.

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- Not at all.
- Okay,

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this is the number
of kids you'll have.

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One, two,

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three, or 100.

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Do I have to have kids?

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- Ugh, the future *s.
- We'll see.

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Only the fortune teller
really knows.

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Pick a color.

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Pink.

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P-I-N-K. Pick a number.

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Hm... Three.

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One, two, three.

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Aw...
...too bad and so sad.

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You're the future Mrs. ALF.

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- Ugh.
- And you're going to have

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100 ALF babies.

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No, I don't even like ALF,

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and I don't think it's possible
to have 100 babies.

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It says it right here.

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Okay, your turn.

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Pick a color.

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Sorry about this.

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Fu...

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For the last 14 years,

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the farm has been home
to this vital STF asset.

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I've been tasked with
maintaining and keeping it ready

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for the mission that Heck
and Naldo would come here to do.

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What on earth was their mission?

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Don't touch that.

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Sorry.

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Uh, the capsule
that brought the girls

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from 1988, that was, uh...

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uh, a lifeboat.

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This is a battleship,

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and I need you to drive it.

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No.

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Yeah.

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No, no...

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- Hell, no. Wh...
- Erin, hey.

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You have to pilot it.

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You're the one
that it's paired to.

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Well, then un-*-pair it.

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You honestly expect me to drive
some gigantic Transformer?

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Oh, oh, you must be
out of your goddamn mind.

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Just listen to me, listen to me.

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If we can get it to '99,
the STF will be there.

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They can help the girls
get home and, more importantly,

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they can finish this war

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once and for all.

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Wait,

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that robot's a time machine?

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One, I'm not
taking them to a war zone

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for some secret mission.

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I don't care how important
it is, they're 12.

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You remember 12, Larry?

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'Cause I sure as hell do,
and it *ed

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hard enough without having to
worry about getting killed in

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robo future battles or whatever.

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And, two, even if

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they did get back
to where they belong,

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how would I get home
in that scenario?

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Yeah, yeah, you see? Exactly.

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The answer is no.

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Hell no.

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Larry's right.

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- Thank you.
- Excuse me?

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Heck or Naldo told me,
"Find Underground."

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Home.

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Don't you understand?
Larry is obviously

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the "Underground"
we were supposed to find,

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and that robot is what's
gonna take us home.

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That robot's going to 1999.

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- So, drop us off on the way.
- It's not a school bus,

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and I'll be damned if I'm
gonna blow the '99 mission.

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But if we went back to '88,

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couldn't you just save
Heck and Naldo from ever

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dying in the first place?
Wouldn't that solve everything?

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I-I wish it were that easy.

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Why can't it be?

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You save Heck and Naldo,
and then

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they take the robot to '99
to finish their mission.

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And then you

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and Old Erin over here
come right back to 2019

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in that space capsule
time machine they have, right?

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Like you said, Larry,

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I hold the keys.

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I'm the pilot, not you.

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And I'm...

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I'm taking them home.

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Okay.

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Okay, it-it-it might work.

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This is great.

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Yes.

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KJ...

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What now?

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We have to go find Mac. What?

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- We do.
- Well, she left us.

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Okay, y-you guys,
j-just wait, everyone, um...

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Just to be clear, uh,
I'm not cool with "Old Erin,"

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and, second of all,

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I-I have no clue
how to drive that thing.

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Well, let's hope
you're a fast learner

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because we have one shot
to leave tonight.

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Welcome to the Underground.

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We leave in six hours.

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Well, we got no choice...

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Aw, crap.

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Are you okay?

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You *e.

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Oh, you could've put my eye out.

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Next time, I will.

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School's out

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For summer

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School's out

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School's been blown

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To pieces

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No more pencils

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No more books

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Do you know what would make
this day even better?

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What?

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If you'd quite being
such a tight-*

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and buy me some smokes.

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Ha, ha. Absolutely not.

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Come on.
I'm already dead, right?

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It's not like
they're gonna kill me.

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Yes, they will.
And, no, you're not.

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You're the one who got me hooked
in the first place.

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- I did not.
- Bullshit.

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You don't remember?

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We were in Nugget's backyard,

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and you guys were trading
Chinese throwing stars.

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It was a Marlboro red,
and you punched me

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'cause I didn't inhale it right.

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God, I was such a *.

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No duh.

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I'm serious.
I shouldn't have done that.

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It's no big deal.

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Probably would've done
the same thing.

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No. I...

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Now that I have kids, I...

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I realize how...

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rough our childhoods were.

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Lots of the stuff
we dealt with was...

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unacceptable, Mac,

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especially the violence.

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You know that, right?

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- I guess so.
- And I'm not just talking about Dad,

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it was me, too.

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I shouldn't have bullied you.

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I owe you an apology.

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That must've been really hard
for you. I'm sorry.

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If there's... anything
you want to talk about,

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anything I forgot, any...

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feelings you want to get out,
I'm available.

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You can tell me anything.

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Mac?

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Yeah, well...

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I guess there is one thing.

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I just keep wondering

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when did you become
such a gigantic *-wad?

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You can't say that anymore.
It's offensive.

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Dad had a lot of things wrong.

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It's on me and you
to do better.

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Sorry.

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Well, what the hell
can I say, then?

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Hm, well,

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"*" is
still a classic.

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Taint face,
*-knuckle, ballsack.

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- Shit-eater?
- Yeah, shit-eater works.

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Well, then, in that case,

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do your fancy
hospital friends know that

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your real name is Dr. Dildo,
the taint face shit-eater?

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Course they do.

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What do you think it says
on all my business cards?

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Does Dad know you're rich?

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He knows I'm a doctor.

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Where is he now, anyway?

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Last I heard,
a trailer park in Florida.

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We don't really talk anymore.

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And you named your kid
Alice, huh?

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I did.

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Once you were diagnosed,

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Alice never left your side.

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And... afterward,

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she was the only one
who was there for me.

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I guess this is finally my shot
to be here for you.

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Okay,
let's see what this is.

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Uh, it says it's
syncing the computers

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to my vestibulo-ocular reflexes.

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That's your equilibrium.

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It must be using
your eyes and ears to

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reset the system's orientation
when we jump through time.

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You got to make sure you keep us
upright upon reentry, okay?

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Everything else
should be set to autopilot.

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I mean, we can even
fly like that.

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Fly?

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Yeah. Let's hope
it doesn't come to that.

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- Yeah, what does this button do?
- Don't touch that!

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Jesus Christ.
This is a war machine, okay?

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It's-it's-it's not a plaything.

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Oh, God, L-Larry, Larry.

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It says I armed the missiles.

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- What? Are you serious?
- No.

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Not at all.

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That's not funny.

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- Just * with you.
- No.

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It's not even
a little bit funny.

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You have no idea
what's at stake here.

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Yeah, yeah, it's the fate
of humanity, I get it.

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Look, I need you to listen
for two seconds, okay?

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I understand that it's
some abstract thing for you,

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but it's not for me.

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And if you * up,

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and you accidentally touch
one of the wrong buttons,

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we all die.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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- I'm sorry.
- You should be.

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Now, are you ready to start
acting like an adult again?

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Fantastic.

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Then let's move to the glove.

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Slide your hand in,
move it around.

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Holy shit.

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Th-That... that's amazing.

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Yeah.

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You should only need to use this

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if we have to go manual.
Like, uh,

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if we land inside of a building
or something.

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Land inside a building?

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It's unlikely, but yes.

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We should be fine either way,

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assuming you're even
a mildly decent pilot,

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which feels like it might be...
I don't know...

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an unrealistic expectation
at this point. But...

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L-Larry, I-I have to take this.

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Well, we're
definitely gonna die.

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Okay, I know, I'm sorry,
I missed it. I-I just...

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I-I know I should've
called you back.

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I've just been really,
um... busy.

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I'm standing in your
living room right now.

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What? Y...
You went to the house?

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Yes. That's what happens
when you don't show up

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to sell our mother's house

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and refuse to answer
any of my calls.

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I drove all the way up
from Columbus,

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and you can't even be bothered
to drive five minutes

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to the real estate office.

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What's going on?

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Where are you?

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It's kind of hard to explain.

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Are you in trouble?

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Just... tell me,
I'll come to you.

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Uh, no,
Larry wouldn't like that.

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Who's Larry?

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Okay, tell me where you are,

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or I'm calling the cops.

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Okay, okay, just hold on.

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Hey, hey, Larry, what's your...
what's your address?

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What?

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The child came in last night,

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and we had a-a brief interaction

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before a family member arrived, and...

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I released her to his custody.

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I understand,

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but the file's incomplete,

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and our department cannot allow
things like this

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to slip through the cracks.

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Yes, of course. It's just,

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as far as I can gather,
this is a very

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compromising situation

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for one of our doctors.

00:14:32.247 --> 00:14:35.000
Look,
I don't want to get anybody

00:14:35.083 --> 00:14:36.710
in trouble here, you know that,

00:14:36.794 --> 00:14:39.463
but I got to complete
the file, right?

00:14:39.546 --> 00:14:41.048
Why don't you just
give me an address,

00:14:41.131 --> 00:14:43.300
and I'll just pop over
for a very discreet follow-up,

00:14:43.383 --> 00:14:45.344
no drama, just...

00:14:45.427 --> 00:14:47.471
colleague to colleague.

00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:02.903
Hey, Glen, uh, can you,

00:15:04.363 --> 00:15:06.490
Can you give me some information

00:15:06.573 --> 00:15:08.408
on Dr. Coyle?

00:15:10.911 --> 00:15:12.496
I am seen,

00:15:12.579 --> 00:15:14.832
and I am worthy.

00:15:14.915 --> 00:15:18.001
Emotionally, I'm gonna win.

00:15:18.085 --> 00:15:20.671
And in my life...

00:15:22.339 --> 00:15:24.758
I'm gonna win.

00:15:28.178 --> 00:15:30.597
Huh? Hey. What...

00:15:30.681 --> 00:15:32.224
Wh-Wh-What are you
doing down here?

00:15:32.307 --> 00:15:34.893
It's just Missy's
actually coming here.

00:15:36.478 --> 00:15:38.939
- Is she a doctor now?
- No, uh, pilot.

00:15:40.148 --> 00:15:42.776
Helicopters. The military
paid for her school and stuff.

00:15:44.987 --> 00:15:46.947
Didn't see that coming, um...

00:15:47.030 --> 00:15:50.033
Yup. She's a real hero.

00:15:51.493 --> 00:15:54.288
But don't get too excited, okay?
She can't see you.

00:15:54.371 --> 00:15:56.123
She already thinks I'm nuts.

00:15:56.206 --> 00:15:57.600
I just think it's great
that you guys

00:15:57.624 --> 00:15:59.459
have a chance to fix everything.

00:15:59.543 --> 00:16:01.295
We're not fixing anything.

00:16:01.378 --> 00:16:02.689
We're just finishing up
some business

00:16:02.713 --> 00:16:04.089
with the house, that's it.

00:16:05.465 --> 00:16:07.259
Okay, well, you-you have to try.

00:16:08.844 --> 00:16:11.680
You can't erase 20 years
of resentment in one afternoon.

00:16:11.763 --> 00:16:14.391
- 20 years...
- Okay, you're stressing me out.

00:16:14.474 --> 00:16:16.184
Just...

00:16:20.188 --> 00:16:22.441
Just get out of here, will ya?

00:16:29.031 --> 00:16:30.616
Don't you remember the time

00:16:30.699 --> 00:16:33.619
we accidentally slammed
Missy's fingers on the car door,

00:16:33.702 --> 00:16:35.430
and she flipped out
until we sang that dumb song

00:16:35.454 --> 00:16:37.372
with Mandarin cuss words?

00:16:37.456 --> 00:16:40.000
Uh, no.

00:16:40.083 --> 00:16:42.169
Because...

00:16:42.252 --> 00:16:43.670
Okay.

00:16:43.754 --> 00:16:47.507
You just need to find
the adult version of that.

00:16:47.591 --> 00:16:49.968
There is no adult version
of that, okay?

00:16:50.052 --> 00:16:52.095
And, besides, Missy,
she's-she's not the same person

00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:53.639
she was when you knew her.

00:16:53.722 --> 00:16:55.265
Well, what do you mean?

00:16:55.349 --> 00:16:57.100
Look, um...

00:16:58.727 --> 00:17:01.396
I take no pleasure
in telling you this, but...

00:17:05.317 --> 00:17:08.612
Missy wasn't exactly
there for us when Mom got sick.

00:17:13.784 --> 00:17:16.578
I-I know that that's a lot,
and I-I promise

00:17:16.662 --> 00:17:19.039
that we can talk about it later,
but right now, I just

00:17:19.122 --> 00:17:20.842
need you to go upstairs
with the other girls

00:17:20.874 --> 00:17:22.292
and stay out of sight.

00:17:24.753 --> 00:17:25.963
Hey.

00:17:26.046 --> 00:17:28.632
We can't * this up.

00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:29.967
Okay?

00:17:32.135 --> 00:17:33.845
- Okay.
- Let's go. Come on.

00:17:37.808 --> 00:17:40.018
Mr. Larry?

00:17:40.102 --> 00:17:42.229
Excuse me, Mr. Larry?

00:17:42.312 --> 00:17:45.357
Mr. Larry, before you get mad,
I have something for you.

00:17:47.109 --> 00:17:48.443
Bongos?

00:17:48.527 --> 00:17:49.903
It's not...

00:17:49.987 --> 00:17:52.698
It-It's none of your business.
You have ten seconds.

00:17:52.781 --> 00:17:55.659
Great. So, since we've decided
to back to 1988,

00:17:55.742 --> 00:17:58.012
I've been tracking all of the
events of the morning we left.

00:17:58.036 --> 00:17:59.621
Every STF encounter, including

00:17:59.705 --> 00:18:01.081
times and locations.

00:18:01.164 --> 00:18:03.458
I think I even found
our optimal entry point.

00:18:08.422 --> 00:18:10.757
- Bring it here.
- Okay.

00:18:14.553 --> 00:18:17.389
This is where everything froze
and the sky went pink?

00:18:17.472 --> 00:18:18.724
Yeah.

00:18:18.807 --> 00:18:20.809
Yeah, that's what happens
when the Old Watch

00:18:20.892 --> 00:18:23.395
wipes people's minds
and-and "fixes" everything.

00:18:23.478 --> 00:18:24.938
It's called Ablution.

00:18:25.022 --> 00:18:28.025
Wow. Ablution?

00:18:28.108 --> 00:18:29.985
It's not a good thing.

00:18:31.862 --> 00:18:34.406
Wait, why weren't
our minds wiped, then?

00:18:38.535 --> 00:18:40.954
I don't know,
you must've somehow

00:18:41.038 --> 00:18:43.457
avoided the beam.
It-It's light-based,

00:18:43.540 --> 00:18:45.167
their capture mechanism,

00:18:45.250 --> 00:18:47.461
at least to the extent
that we understand it. Th...

00:18:47.544 --> 00:18:50.547
The actual mind wiping takes
place on their command ship.

00:18:53.425 --> 00:18:55.343
Well, thanks for this, um...

00:18:55.427 --> 00:18:57.137
Tiffany.

00:18:57.220 --> 00:18:59.264
Tiffany Quilkin.

00:18:59.347 --> 00:19:01.141
Thanks, Tiffany.

00:19:01.224 --> 00:19:03.393
You're welcome.

00:19:12.402 --> 00:19:14.154
Smart kid.

00:19:15.906 --> 00:19:19.117
I think I'll be able
to see her from here.

00:19:20.952 --> 00:19:23.830
Well, aren't you supposed
to stay out of sight?

00:19:23.914 --> 00:19:25.791
Maybe your sister's
just a * and...

00:19:25.874 --> 00:19:27.167
- Hey!
- What?

00:19:27.250 --> 00:19:29.628
Erin, you're already messing
with your own life,

00:19:29.711 --> 00:19:31.838
don't go messing up
Missy's, too.

00:19:31.922 --> 00:19:34.257
Okay, is that why you've never
mentioned seeing yourself?

00:19:35.884 --> 00:19:37.761
I don't know.

00:19:37.844 --> 00:19:40.180
Seriously, though.

00:19:42.432 --> 00:19:44.643
I guess I just
don't really care.

00:19:44.726 --> 00:19:46.895
Okay, you don't care...
That's impossible.

00:19:46.978 --> 00:19:49.397
It's not impossible
'cause I don't care, okay?

00:19:49.481 --> 00:19:51.775
If my mother got her way,
I turned out

00:19:51.858 --> 00:19:54.277
exactly how she wanted me to,

00:19:54.361 --> 00:19:56.571
and I don't need to see that.

00:20:01.993 --> 00:20:03.620
I hate this room.

00:20:09.126 --> 00:20:11.503
What are you doing?
You just told me

00:20:11.586 --> 00:20:13.004
to stay out of sight.

00:20:15.090 --> 00:20:17.134
I found a way to Mac.

00:20:17.217 --> 00:20:18.260
Really?

00:20:18.343 --> 00:20:19.761
Yeah, I used Larry's computer,

00:20:19.845 --> 00:20:21.388
and I found
her brother's address.

00:20:21.471 --> 00:20:23.348
The way old-you showed us.

00:20:24.933 --> 00:20:26.268
You can do that?

00:20:26.351 --> 00:20:29.187
Yeah, they've got, like,
maps and everything. It's crazy.

00:20:33.191 --> 00:20:35.360
I won't tell if you don't.

00:20:40.532 --> 00:20:42.701
So, listen,
I've been thinking about

00:20:42.784 --> 00:20:44.327
how this will work,

00:20:44.411 --> 00:20:46.830
making you a permanent part
of the family and everything.

00:20:46.913 --> 00:20:48.540
One day, in a couple of weeks,

00:20:48.623 --> 00:20:50.458
we'll get some bad news
about Jo's mom.

00:20:50.542 --> 00:20:52.377
She has a nasty relapse,

00:20:52.460 --> 00:20:54.337
she disappears, and...

00:20:54.421 --> 00:20:56.590
then I'll have the adoption talk
with Jennifer.

00:20:56.673 --> 00:20:58.383
Adoption?

00:21:00.010 --> 00:21:03.013
- So you'd be my dad?
- Uh...

00:21:03.096 --> 00:21:05.098
Man, that's weird.

00:21:05.182 --> 00:21:07.392
Yeah, yeah,
it's super weird.

00:21:07.475 --> 00:21:09.686
But it won't always be.

00:21:09.769 --> 00:21:11.730
We'll get used to it.

00:21:11.813 --> 00:21:15.275
Soon enough, we'll enroll you
here at Buttonwood.

00:21:15.358 --> 00:21:17.277
We'll-we'll get you,
uh, a tutor,

00:21:17.360 --> 00:21:18.713
so you can catch up
with your grade level.

00:21:18.737 --> 00:21:20.989
We'll... we'll find you
some extracurriculars.

00:21:21.072 --> 00:21:24.868
Well, that sure seems like
a lot of work for a dead person.

00:21:24.951 --> 00:21:26.578
You're not
a dead person.

00:21:26.661 --> 00:21:28.371
I want you to stop saying that.

00:21:29.623 --> 00:21:31.124
Okay, Dad.

00:21:32.876 --> 00:21:34.294
Hey, hey, hey, guys.

00:21:34.377 --> 00:21:35.646
Hey, I want you
to meet somebody.

00:21:35.670 --> 00:21:37.422
This is, uh,

00:21:37.505 --> 00:21:39.257
this is my cousin,
second cousin.

00:21:39.341 --> 00:21:40.842
Why is she wearing
my leather jacket?

00:21:40.926 --> 00:21:43.511
Because I loaned it
to her, honey.

00:21:43.595 --> 00:21:45.680
- Sorry.
- Well, I wish you'd asked.

00:21:45.764 --> 00:21:49.726
Please, just get in the car,
and we can talk about it, okay?

00:21:49.809 --> 00:21:50.977
Oh, hi.

00:21:51.061 --> 00:21:52.812
I'm Alice.

00:21:54.898 --> 00:21:56.524
Hi.

00:22:00.987 --> 00:22:03.323
All right, hop in.

00:22:21.841 --> 00:22:23.760
So, how'd you two meet, again?

00:22:23.843 --> 00:22:26.054
Uh, you know, we...

00:22:26.137 --> 00:22:28.306
Just... It's funny,
we-we ran into each other,

00:22:28.390 --> 00:22:30.684
and, um, and then just,
sparks flew.

00:22:32.602 --> 00:22:35.021
I-I guess I really, um...

00:22:35.105 --> 00:22:36.773
- knocked her off her feet.
- Oh.

00:22:39.641 --> 00:22:41.093
Of course he does.

00:22:41.276 --> 00:22:42.653
He can't speak for himself?

00:22:42.736 --> 00:22:44.822
No, I-I can. I can, of course.

00:22:44.905 --> 00:22:48.742
Uh, and I-I-I'd
just like to say, um...

00:22:50.911 --> 00:22:53.288
...sounds like she
put up a good fight.

00:23:02.339 --> 00:23:04.383
Uh, I'll just

00:23:04.466 --> 00:23:07.136
let you two ladies chat.

00:23:07.219 --> 00:23:08.905
- It was so nice to meet you, Misty.
- Um, Missy.

00:23:08.929 --> 00:23:10.180
Missy. Right.

00:23:10.264 --> 00:23:12.224
Sorry.

00:23:19.314 --> 00:23:20.566
Goddamn it.

00:23:20.649 --> 00:23:22.860
Goddamn it!

00:23:31.869 --> 00:23:34.079
Oh, mama!

00:23:34.163 --> 00:23:37.207
So, you're a * bike thief.
These * kids!

00:23:37.291 --> 00:23:39.293
These * kids.

00:23:39.376 --> 00:23:41.879
Is he taking your money?

00:23:41.962 --> 00:23:43.922
Jesus... No.

00:23:44.006 --> 00:23:46.800
He's my boyfriend.

00:23:46.884 --> 00:23:49.845
I mean, is it really so weird
I'd have a boyfriend?

00:23:55.434 --> 00:23:57.728
Missy, why are you grilling me?

00:23:57.811 --> 00:23:59.813
I'm an adult.
I can do whatever I want.

00:24:05.360 --> 00:24:07.446
Are you still
taking your meds?

00:24:13.994 --> 00:24:16.538
D-Did you really
just ask me that?

00:24:16.622 --> 00:24:18.582
It's
a legitimate question.

00:24:18.665 --> 00:24:21.460
- Yes, Missy, I'm taking my meds.
- Okay.

00:24:21.543 --> 00:24:23.062
I'm also
taking care of, literally,

00:24:23.086 --> 00:24:24.171
everything else.

00:24:24.254 --> 00:24:25.839
Including packing up
our family home

00:24:25.923 --> 00:24:28.509
without asking you to lift
so much as a * finger.

00:24:28.592 --> 00:24:30.904
And now you're holed up on some
farm with a man who's clearly

00:24:30.928 --> 00:24:32.262
unstable in some way,

00:24:32.346 --> 00:24:34.389
and you don't even
show up this morning.

00:24:34.473 --> 00:24:35.992
That's
what this is all about,

00:24:36.016 --> 00:24:37.976
the money for the house.

00:24:38.060 --> 00:24:40.896
You know it's not
about the money.

00:24:42.773 --> 00:24:44.608
Do I?

00:25:39.769 --> 00:25:41.646
I need your help.

00:25:41.730 --> 00:25:43.624
What the hell
are you doing in here?

00:25:43.648 --> 00:25:45.233
Sorry, I just...

00:25:46.985 --> 00:25:48.528
I need, I need to talk to you.

00:25:48.612 --> 00:25:50.864
I told you to stay out of sight.

00:26:18.892 --> 00:26:21.311
I, um...

00:26:21.394 --> 00:26:24.314
I forgot my bag. I need...

00:26:24.397 --> 00:26:25.982
Yeah.

00:26:28.693 --> 00:26:30.529
Thanks.

00:26:30.612 --> 00:26:32.822
Um, Missy, it's...

00:26:37.536 --> 00:26:39.704
It's been a tough year.

00:26:39.788 --> 00:26:43.708
I wish you would've reached out.

00:26:43.792 --> 00:26:46.920
Well, you have... kids,

00:26:47.003 --> 00:26:50.215
and a career, and a husband.

00:26:50.298 --> 00:26:52.592
I mean, th-there was
no need for both of us

00:26:52.676 --> 00:26:54.010
to go through all that.

00:26:55.554 --> 00:26:58.265
I didn't ask you
to spare me, Erin.

00:27:00.725 --> 00:27:02.269
Are you mad about that?

00:27:02.352 --> 00:27:04.020
No. I just

00:27:04.104 --> 00:27:05.772
never asked you to be a martyr.

00:27:07.857 --> 00:27:10.277
Well, I-I'm not a martyr, but...

00:27:10.360 --> 00:27:13.572
Mom needed care
around the clock.

00:27:13.655 --> 00:27:15.365
Believe me, I did you a favor.

00:27:15.448 --> 00:27:17.158
- A favor?
- Yeah.

00:27:17.242 --> 00:27:19.786
A pretty big one, if you ask me.

00:27:19.869 --> 00:27:22.747
Okay, so I guess
you'd like a thank you, then?

00:27:22.831 --> 00:27:24.958
- I never said that.
- You didn't have to.

00:27:25.041 --> 00:27:27.794
I know that's what you're
waiting for, so here it is.

00:27:27.877 --> 00:27:30.839
Thank you, Erin,
for robbing me of a relationship

00:27:30.922 --> 00:27:33.675
with my mother
in her final years.

00:27:33.758 --> 00:27:35.760
How can I ever repay you?

00:27:40.974 --> 00:27:42.434
Missy...

00:27:42.517 --> 00:27:44.352
Come on, I never...

00:27:44.436 --> 00:27:45.756
You know I never meant
to do that.

00:27:45.812 --> 00:27:48.273
It doesn't matter
what you meant. It's done.

00:28:15.884 --> 00:28:17.177
Jesus Christ.

00:28:17.260 --> 00:28:18.738
Of course you're not
where you're supposed to be.

00:28:18.762 --> 00:28:19.888
I'm sorry.

00:28:19.971 --> 00:28:22.682
Hey,
you know your friend?

00:28:22.766 --> 00:28:24.851
The one who stole my bike?

00:28:24.934 --> 00:28:27.479
You're probably
never gonna see her again.

00:28:27.562 --> 00:28:30.357
I know. I-I tried to stop her,
but nobody listens to me.

00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:32.442
The Old Watch kills
time travelers, okay?

00:28:32.525 --> 00:28:33.943
Do you get that?

00:28:39.783 --> 00:28:41.201
I do.

00:28:42.869 --> 00:28:45.163
But I don't want her
to die, okay?

00:28:47.624 --> 00:28:49.834
I-I don't want any of us to die.

00:28:49.918 --> 00:28:51.586
I...

00:28:53.380 --> 00:28:55.882
I'm sorry. I-I shouldn't
have shouted at you. Uh...

00:28:55.965 --> 00:28:57.926
We've only got
a couple of hours,

00:28:58.009 --> 00:29:00.512
- and I'm just scared.
- It's fine.

00:29:02.347 --> 00:29:04.683
Hey, do you want to see
something cool?

00:29:04.766 --> 00:29:06.434
Yeah.

00:29:06.518 --> 00:29:08.895
Okay, yeah.

00:29:08.978 --> 00:29:10.338
Must've been
a couple years

00:29:10.397 --> 00:29:12.732
younger than you when
my grandfather informed me

00:29:12.816 --> 00:29:15.360
I wasn't getting a free ride.

00:29:15.443 --> 00:29:16.695
What does that mean?

00:29:16.778 --> 00:29:19.239
The Radakowski Farmer's Almanac.

00:29:19.322 --> 00:29:21.157
It's basically a bible
of every detail

00:29:21.241 --> 00:29:23.118
regarding weather conditions
here on the farm.

00:29:23.201 --> 00:29:25.328
If my grandfather
hadn't kept me here

00:29:25.412 --> 00:29:27.372
and forced me

00:29:27.455 --> 00:29:29.958
to log every...

00:29:30.041 --> 00:29:34.421
...light breeze and-and-and
drop of boring rain,

00:29:34.504 --> 00:29:37.382
I'd have never been prepared

00:29:37.465 --> 00:29:39.384
to do this.

00:29:42.846 --> 00:29:44.764
I don't understand any of it.

00:29:44.848 --> 00:29:47.517
That's because I encoded
the information to keep it safe.

00:29:47.600 --> 00:29:50.186
Coordinates showing

00:29:50.270 --> 00:29:53.022
exactly where and when
the foldings occur.

00:29:53.106 --> 00:29:55.233
Wait, what's a folding?

00:29:55.316 --> 00:29:58.069
The secret back roads
of time travel.

00:30:02.907 --> 00:30:05.034
- And we took one of those here?
- Mm-hmm.

00:30:05.118 --> 00:30:07.245
This one here.
This is the big enchilada.

00:30:07.328 --> 00:30:08.608
It opens in just
a few hours now,

00:30:08.663 --> 00:30:10.039
right out there in that field,

00:30:10.123 --> 00:30:11.875
and I've been waiting

00:30:11.958 --> 00:30:15.003
a long time for this one.

00:30:17.505 --> 00:30:20.175
I spent so long hating
every acre of this farm,

00:30:20.258 --> 00:30:22.385
and my grandfather,

00:30:22.469 --> 00:30:25.054
and the responsibility,
and the corn, but...

00:30:28.016 --> 00:30:30.226
...it was never about the corn.

00:30:33.438 --> 00:30:35.106
It's like you were chosen.

00:30:39.110 --> 00:30:40.487
I was.

00:30:42.030 --> 00:30:45.200
Maybe that means
that I was chosen, too.

00:30:45.283 --> 00:30:47.243
Yeah, maybe.

00:31:19.526 --> 00:31:20.860
Can I help you?

00:31:22.862 --> 00:31:24.823
I'm-I'm really sorry.
I'll just, um...

00:31:24.906 --> 00:31:26.950
I was just looking for
my friend, and she's not...

00:31:27.033 --> 00:31:28.743
Oh, uh, uh, Kimberly.

00:31:28.827 --> 00:31:31.329
- I'm sorry...
- Oh, no, sorry, sorry. I mean, I mean Jo.

00:31:31.412 --> 00:31:33.164
I-I forgot, her friends
always call her Jo.

00:31:34.833 --> 00:31:36.751
Uh, right.

00:31:36.835 --> 00:31:39.337
Jo. Um, is she staying here?

00:31:39.420 --> 00:31:40.839
She is. Uh, r-right now,

00:31:40.922 --> 00:31:42.525
she's down the street
at the Chili's with her cousins.

00:31:42.549 --> 00:31:45.093
- Okay, um...
- Well, uh, do you want...

00:31:45.176 --> 00:31:47.512
Do you want to come inside
and wait for her?

00:31:47.595 --> 00:31:49.075
You know, maybe have
a glass of water?

00:31:50.056 --> 00:31:53.476
- Um...
- They should be back soon.

00:31:53.560 --> 00:31:56.145
- Okay. Yeah, um...
- Okay.

00:31:56.229 --> 00:31:57.856
Come on.

00:32:03.111 --> 00:32:06.322
So, you hungry?
I could make some kale chips.

00:32:08.825 --> 00:32:10.618
what are kale chips?

00:32:10.702 --> 00:32:11.828
You know what?

00:32:11.911 --> 00:32:14.247
You're right.
It's a terrible idea.

00:32:16.499 --> 00:32:17.709
So...

00:32:17.792 --> 00:32:20.712
you drove all the way
out here, huh?

00:32:20.795 --> 00:32:24.549
Um, yeah, uh...

00:32:24.632 --> 00:32:26.384
Jo and I got into
a bit of a fight,

00:32:26.467 --> 00:32:29.012
and I felt really bad about it,

00:32:29.095 --> 00:32:30.847
so I wanted to apologize to her,

00:32:30.930 --> 00:32:33.224
but when I went to,
I couldn't find her, so...

00:32:34.851 --> 00:32:36.662
It's nice of you
to come all this way.

00:32:36.686 --> 00:32:40.023
Especially with everything
that's going on with her family.

00:32:40.106 --> 00:32:43.151
I know it's gonna
mean the world to her

00:32:43.234 --> 00:32:44.986
to see a familiar face.

00:32:45.069 --> 00:32:46.696
She's a great kid, you know?

00:32:46.779 --> 00:32:48.698
I'm glad she's got
a girlfriend like you.

00:32:48.781 --> 00:32:50.366
What? Um...

00:32:50.450 --> 00:32:53.953
No, I'm not her girlfriend.
No. We're just...

00:32:54.037 --> 00:32:55.477
We're just regular friends,
you know?

00:32:55.538 --> 00:32:56.748
Normal. Normal friends.

00:32:58.416 --> 00:32:59.852
We're not even that close,
so it's not...

00:32:59.876 --> 00:33:01.645
It's not like that,
um, we're not, uh...

00:33:01.669 --> 00:33:04.964
Yeah. That's what I meant,
just a girl who's a friend.

00:33:05.048 --> 00:33:07.425
- Yeah.
- But don't listen to me. I'm ancient.

00:33:07.508 --> 00:33:09.510
I don't know what you call
each other anymore.

00:33:12.639 --> 00:33:13.959
Do you think
we could call Chili's

00:33:14.015 --> 00:33:15.558
to see when they'll be back?

00:33:21.397 --> 00:33:23.733
- Can I help you?
- Hi, I'm Larissa.

00:33:23.816 --> 00:33:25.818
My husband and I just moved
into the tan colonial

00:33:25.902 --> 00:33:27.111
around the corner.

00:33:27.195 --> 00:33:28.321
Oh. Hi, Larissa.

00:33:28.404 --> 00:33:30.573
I-I didn't even realize
it was for sale.

00:33:30.657 --> 00:33:32.825
I'm just making the rounds.
We're apologizing

00:33:32.909 --> 00:33:35.370
for our two very loud dogs.
I hope you like

00:33:35.453 --> 00:33:37.622
- salted caramel blondies.
- Oh, wow.

00:33:37.705 --> 00:33:39.874
They're
gluten and dairy-free.

00:33:39.958 --> 00:33:42.186
- Really?
- Of course. What do I look like?

00:33:42.210 --> 00:33:44.629
Some kind of monster?

00:33:49.384 --> 00:33:52.178
I hate to ask, but do you mind
if I use your restroom?

00:33:52.261 --> 00:33:54.305
Oh, no, no, yeah.
Of course not. Come on in.

00:33:56.891 --> 00:33:58.059
Hey!

00:34:00.770 --> 00:34:04.315
Where is she going?

00:34:07.110 --> 00:34:08.903
Why do we
have to come here?

00:34:08.987 --> 00:34:10.756
These portion sizes
are a crime against humanity.

00:34:10.780 --> 00:34:12.340
You know, I bet
you could feed an entire

00:34:12.365 --> 00:34:13.968
homeless shelter
with what they throw away.

00:34:13.992 --> 00:34:15.576
Just try it.
You never know,

00:34:15.660 --> 00:34:17.453
you might like it.

00:34:17.537 --> 00:34:20.540
Guys, look. They're almost
the size of my face.

00:34:20.623 --> 00:34:22.166
Stop it.

00:34:22.250 --> 00:34:24.460
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- What? You afraid

00:34:24.544 --> 00:34:26.021
your private school friends
are gonna see her?

00:34:26.045 --> 00:34:28.297
Oh, please.
My friends do not come here.

00:34:31.217 --> 00:34:34.095
So, Wilder, how was
practice this morning?

00:34:34.178 --> 00:34:36.472
Oh, it was great.
I finally nailed my sit spin.

00:34:36.556 --> 00:34:39.142
Heck, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.

00:34:43.688 --> 00:34:45.815
So...

00:34:45.898 --> 00:34:48.317
do you have to wear a leo-tard

00:34:48.401 --> 00:34:50.778
when you sit and spin?

00:34:51.779 --> 00:34:55.616
Ice skating happens to be
a very demanding sport, Jo.

00:34:55.700 --> 00:34:57.952
Yeah, so,
what'd you do today?

00:34:58.036 --> 00:34:59.162
Besides bite my style.

00:34:59.245 --> 00:35:02.081
- Wilder.
- Oh, let's see.

00:35:02.165 --> 00:35:04.667
So, it started with me
and Dr. Dildo, over here,

00:35:04.751 --> 00:35:05.894
shooting off illegal fireworks,

00:35:05.918 --> 00:35:07.879
then he took me on
a shopping spree,

00:35:07.962 --> 00:35:09.839
but then the clock struck 3:00,
and he suddenly

00:35:09.922 --> 00:35:11.150
turned back into a total prick.

00:35:11.174 --> 00:35:14.093
So, here we are.

00:35:14.177 --> 00:35:15.428
Come with me.

00:35:21.225 --> 00:35:24.228
Hey. What the hell
are you doing?

00:35:24.312 --> 00:35:26.522
What am I doing?
I'm standing up for myself,

00:35:26.606 --> 00:35:28.941
and in case you forgot,
you're not my actual dad.

00:35:29.025 --> 00:35:31.486
No, but I am their dad,
and we don't talk to each other

00:35:31.569 --> 00:35:33.672
- like that in my house.
- Why are you acting like such a *?

00:35:33.696 --> 00:35:35.215
I don't even know
who you are right now.

00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:37.384
Would you cut me some slack?
I'm trying to step up here.

00:35:37.408 --> 00:35:39.577
And what was that lame-*
apology about this morning?

00:35:39.660 --> 00:35:41.079
It's like you got rich,

00:35:41.162 --> 00:35:43.414
you had a family, and now
you're ashamed of me.

00:35:43.498 --> 00:35:45.500
And you want me to feel bad
about myself, too,

00:35:45.583 --> 00:35:47.543
but guess what? I don't.

00:35:47.627 --> 00:35:49.170
I like who I am,
and I sure as shit

00:35:49.253 --> 00:35:50.588
like the old version of you

00:35:50.671 --> 00:35:52.340
a whole lot better
than this limp *

00:35:52.423 --> 00:35:55.635
dipshit standing in front of me.

00:35:57.845 --> 00:35:59.931
I'm still the old me, Mac,

00:36:00.014 --> 00:36:01.891
but I'm this me now, too.

00:36:03.518 --> 00:36:06.771
I can't help that I grew up.
Life happened, and, yeah,

00:36:06.854 --> 00:36:10.149
I've changed, but that doesn't
mean that I'm ashamed of you.

00:36:10.233 --> 00:36:11.651
Far from it.

00:36:13.319 --> 00:36:15.238
I love you,

00:36:15.321 --> 00:36:17.073
and I'm your older brother.

00:36:17.156 --> 00:36:19.742
Nothing will ever change that.

00:36:19.826 --> 00:36:22.453
Look, this is batshit crazy,
there's no getting around it.

00:36:22.537 --> 00:36:24.956
But-but...

00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:26.666
we're gonna figure it out.

00:36:29.001 --> 00:36:31.337
Because we have something
that most people never get,

00:36:31.420 --> 00:36:33.756
a second chance.

00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:35.600
And there's no way in hell
I'm gonna waste it

00:36:35.675 --> 00:36:37.802
by not giving you
the life you deserve.

00:36:42.640 --> 00:36:44.225
Come here.

00:36:55.111 --> 00:36:57.280
Hey, I'm gonna use
the john real quick.

00:36:57.363 --> 00:36:59.448
I'll meet you back at the table.

00:36:59.532 --> 00:37:00.950
Don't fall in.

00:37:02.577 --> 00:37:05.937
- We have to go, we have to go. We have to get out of here.
- What are you doing here?

00:37:05.997 --> 00:37:07.808
- I'm not going anywhere with you.
- You have to.

00:37:07.832 --> 00:37:09.542
I am not leaving.

00:37:09.625 --> 00:37:12.420
Listen to me, we found
a way back to 1988.

00:37:13.963 --> 00:37:15.798
- Wh-What?
- We have to go tonight.

00:37:15.882 --> 00:37:17.258
This is our only shot.

00:37:17.341 --> 00:37:19.385
- KJ, I want to stay here.
- You don't understand,

00:37:19.468 --> 00:37:21.345
that future lady murderer
is after us.

00:37:21.429 --> 00:37:22.739
I saw her
at your brother's house,

00:37:22.763 --> 00:37:25.224
and she's got to be
on her way here right now.

00:37:25.308 --> 00:37:26.225
What?

00:37:26.309 --> 00:37:28.102
An "A" in science?

00:37:28.186 --> 00:37:31.898
All right. Okay,
so tell me about school.

00:37:31.981 --> 00:37:34.775
- Mr. Jonas got fired.
- What? Why?

00:37:34.859 --> 00:37:37.111
Sorry, but if you
want them to live,

00:37:37.195 --> 00:37:39.739
we have to go right now.
Come on.

00:37:39.822 --> 00:37:40.823
We have to hurry.

00:37:42.950 --> 00:37:45.036
Party of one?

00:39:37.273 --> 00:39:39.650
Larry, we-we-we can't just leave

00:39:39.734 --> 00:39:40.985
the other two girls here.

00:39:41.068 --> 00:39:44.155
You know, th-they could
still be alive.

00:39:44.238 --> 00:39:46.615
A-And don't give me any of that, like,

00:39:46.699 --> 00:39:48.868
sacrifices of war
bullshit, please.

00:39:48.951 --> 00:39:51.787
You think I want
to put them in danger?

00:39:51.871 --> 00:39:55.708
I mean, they'd probably
all be safer staying here.

00:39:55.791 --> 00:39:57.185
What's that
supposed to mean?

00:39:57.209 --> 00:39:58.603
It means there's
no good choice here,

00:39:58.627 --> 00:40:01.213
it's dangerous either way.
Once you and I

00:40:01.297 --> 00:40:02.673
are out of our own time line,

00:40:02.757 --> 00:40:04.633
we're detectable
by the Old Watch.

00:40:06.010 --> 00:40:09.722
And, like you said, they're 12.

00:40:09.805 --> 00:40:12.600
Please, tell me this isn't
the first time you've noticed.

00:40:14.727 --> 00:40:15.936
I'm serious. You're right.

00:40:16.020 --> 00:40:18.230
They're kids.

00:40:18.314 --> 00:40:19.899
I'm not sure
they can fully comprehend

00:40:19.982 --> 00:40:21.525
what they're getting
themselves into.

00:40:21.609 --> 00:40:25.154
Well, of course they can't
fully comprehend it, but...

00:40:25.237 --> 00:40:29.575
they got this far
on their own, didn't they?

00:40:29.658 --> 00:40:31.660
And besides...

00:40:33.746 --> 00:40:35.873
...what's the alternative?

00:40:38.626 --> 00:40:40.878
Where the hell are they?

00:40:40.961 --> 00:40:42.421
They're not gonna make it.

00:40:42.505 --> 00:40:45.716
Larry says the folding
is only open for ten minutes.

00:40:53.391 --> 00:40:55.226
Oh, shit.

00:40:56.435 --> 00:40:57.895
Damn.

00:41:20.543 --> 00:41:22.920
A folding in time.

00:41:23.003 --> 00:41:25.172
Time to go!

00:41:26.507 --> 00:41:27.967
Did you see that?

00:41:36.767 --> 00:41:39.228
- Oh, my God, it's them!
- It's Mac and KJ.

00:41:46.694 --> 00:41:49.363
Are you okay?

00:41:49.447 --> 00:41:52.408
- We thought you were dead.
- Oh, my God, you idiots. - Let's go.

00:42:55.054 --> 00:42:56.889
We're almost there.

00:42:56.972 --> 00:42:59.475
We're almost there.
Just get to the folding.

00:43:58.993 --> 00:44:01.954
It's not that I'm mad,

00:44:02.037 --> 00:44:04.999
I'm just...

00:44:05.082 --> 00:44:07.793
...disappointed.