WEBVTT 00:00:05.760 --> 00:00:07.178 Here we go 00:00:09.764 --> 00:00:10.974 Jarvis! 00:00:10.974 --> 00:00:12.934 What are the odds I'd run into you here? 00:00:12.934 --> 00:00:14.602 By the front door, 00:00:14.602 --> 00:00:15.854 at the beginning of the work day? 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:19.649 I know. Astronomical! 00:00:19.649 --> 00:00:21.776 Anyway, Yo-Yo Ma's string quartet 00:00:21.776 --> 00:00:22.736 is on tour around the world... 00:00:22.736 --> 00:00:24.070 and I have tickets. 00:00:24.070 --> 00:00:25.655 Great. Have fun. 00:00:25.655 --> 00:00:27.115 I thought we could go together! 00:00:27.115 --> 00:00:31.453 Not for the romantic music or each other's company, 00:00:31.453 --> 00:00:35.582 but I hear the bathrooms at the venue are exquisite. 00:00:35.582 --> 00:00:36.708 Can we talk about this later? 00:00:36.708 --> 00:00:38.501 I have a really important meeting. 00:00:40.336 --> 00:00:43.465 Yo, Jarvis, I need to talk to you about getting a raise. 00:00:43.465 --> 00:00:45.050 Can't now. I've got a meeting. 00:00:45.050 --> 00:00:47.343 But my friend in Milan can pull some strings 00:00:47.343 --> 00:00:49.137 to get me a one of a kind designer sweater for my dog. 00:00:49.137 --> 00:00:51.681 It's only $10,000. 00:00:51.681 --> 00:00:53.475 Gotta go! Big meeting. 00:00:54.684 --> 00:00:55.935 There you are, Jarvis! 00:00:55.935 --> 00:00:57.270 I've been waiting for you, 00:00:57.270 --> 00:00:59.481 watching this elevator go up and down, 00:00:59.481 --> 00:01:01.983 up and down, up and down, up... 00:01:01.983 --> 00:01:04.027 Can this wait? I'm late for a meeting. 00:01:04.027 --> 00:01:06.362 But this is really important. 00:01:06.362 --> 00:01:08.823 The fate of this company and every one of its employees 00:01:08.823 --> 00:01:10.575 depends on it! 00:01:10.575 --> 00:01:12.827 We need donuts. 00:01:12.827 --> 00:01:13.995 Sorry! Meeting. 00:01:13.995 --> 00:01:16.414 But we have terrible snacks! 00:01:16.414 --> 00:01:19.375 Apples, yogurt, string cheese! 00:01:19.375 --> 00:01:20.919 I'll never hit 80 pounds at this rate! 00:01:32.388 --> 00:01:33.932 Time for our meeting. 00:01:39.896 --> 00:01:41.564 Buckle up 00:01:41.564 --> 00:01:43.608 And hold on tight 00:01:43.608 --> 00:01:46.444 You and me on a wild ride 00:01:46.444 --> 00:01:49.739 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:01:49.739 --> 00:01:52.742 Together we'll make it all the way 00:01:52.742 --> 00:01:55.745 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:01:55.745 --> 00:01:57.288 We'll always find our way around 00:01:57.288 --> 00:02:00.834 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:00.834 --> 00:02:04.045 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:04.045 --> 00:02:05.630 You got me 00:02:05.630 --> 00:02:07.382 I got you 00:02:07.382 --> 00:02:08.883 Here we go 00:02:11.469 --> 00:02:14.222 I don't think Jarvis listened to a word I was saying. 00:02:14.222 --> 00:02:16.641 Guess these tickets are going to waste. 00:02:16.641 --> 00:02:18.476 Too bad. 00:02:18.476 --> 00:02:21.813 I hear the bathrooms in that place are exquisite. 00:02:21.813 --> 00:02:24.524 Well, I couldn't get Jarvis to pay attention 00:02:24.524 --> 00:02:26.484 to my request for a raise either. 00:02:26.484 --> 00:02:27.861 And I know why. 00:02:27.861 --> 00:02:30.071 I read that tall people earn more money. 00:02:30.071 --> 00:02:33.116 It's so unfair to us people of average height! 00:02:33.116 --> 00:02:34.617 And Jarvis wouldn't even listen to me 00:02:34.617 --> 00:02:36.536 about our desperate need for donuts. 00:02:36.536 --> 00:02:37.829 We have danishes. 00:02:37.829 --> 00:02:42.333 Wouldn't. Even. Listen. 00:02:42.333 --> 00:02:43.543 Guys! 00:02:43.543 --> 00:02:46.754 I just had the most amazing dream! 00:02:46.754 --> 00:02:46.963 We were all up on the roof one night, 00:02:46.963 --> 00:02:48.756 We were all up on the roof one night, 00:02:48.756 --> 00:02:50.925 singing songs by the fire... 00:02:50.925 --> 00:02:53.219 Jarvis, this much is true 00:02:53.219 --> 00:02:54.554 You were asleep? 00:02:54.554 --> 00:02:55.972 I thought you were in a meeting. 00:02:55.972 --> 00:02:57.557 Forget that. 00:02:57.557 --> 00:02:59.767 The point is, my guitar string broke... 00:02:59.767 --> 00:03:02.020 Jarvis, I want to be with 00:03:05.523 --> 00:03:07.734 Everyone, wait here! 00:03:07.734 --> 00:03:09.402 Where are you going? 00:03:11.029 --> 00:03:13.072 How often do you nap at work? 00:03:13.072 --> 00:03:14.699 It doesn't matter! 00:03:14.699 --> 00:03:16.409 What matters is I ran into the shed... 00:03:16.409 --> 00:03:18.912 It revolutionized the industry overnight. 00:03:18.912 --> 00:03:21.789 Every single kid bought one. 00:03:21.789 --> 00:03:23.750 I called it... 00:03:23.750 --> 00:03:25.877 the Gizmospinatron! 00:03:25.877 --> 00:03:26.794 Well, what was it? 00:03:26.794 --> 00:03:27.921 Yeah, tell us! 00:03:27.921 --> 00:03:30.298 So you just sleep at work? 00:03:30.298 --> 00:03:31.674 Bowie! 00:03:31.674 --> 00:03:34.761 I'm trying to tell everyone about the toy I invented! 00:03:34.761 --> 00:03:36.221 The Gizmospinatron was... 00:03:37.805 --> 00:03:39.224 was... 00:03:41.517 --> 00:03:43.519 Was what? 00:03:43.519 --> 00:03:44.938 I can't remember! 00:03:49.442 --> 00:03:50.944 Oh, Knox! Something came for you. 00:03:50.944 --> 00:03:52.737 A box! 00:03:55.531 --> 00:03:56.783 Whee-hee-hee! 00:04:00.286 --> 00:04:02.497 Aww. It broke. 00:04:05.708 --> 00:04:08.962 It's from Epic Thunder! 00:04:08.962 --> 00:04:12.006 They saw the video I posted doing crazy skateboard stunts 00:04:12.006 --> 00:04:14.801 wearing one of their shirts. 00:04:14.801 --> 00:04:16.219 They sent you all these free clothes 00:04:16.219 --> 00:04:17.804 for promoting their product! 00:04:17.804 --> 00:04:18.179 Aww! 00:04:18.179 --> 00:04:21.349 Okay, I did a little research about dreams. 00:04:21.349 --> 00:04:23.559 A dream is the brain's way of processing 00:04:23.559 --> 00:04:25.353 the events of the day... 00:04:25.353 --> 00:04:26.437 or in your case, Jarvis, 00:04:26.437 --> 00:04:27.188 the five minutes you were at work 00:04:27.188 --> 00:04:28.564 before you took a nap. 00:04:28.564 --> 00:04:29.899 If we can recreate the events 00:04:29.899 --> 00:04:31.526 leading up to the nap, 00:04:31.526 --> 00:04:32.986 there's a good chance 00:04:32.986 --> 00:04:35.238 Jarvis will have the same dream again. 00:04:36.948 --> 00:04:39.158 I'll be there next to you when you wake up. 00:04:39.158 --> 00:04:43.913 For the rest of our lives, if necessary. 00:04:43.913 --> 00:04:46.499 So you can tell me what the Gizmospinatron is 00:04:46.499 --> 00:04:48.501 before you forget. 00:04:48.501 --> 00:04:49.836 We'll all be there. 00:04:49.836 --> 00:04:53.840 For the rest of our lives, if necessary. 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:55.008 Great. 00:04:55.008 --> 00:04:56.342 First you don't want me to nap at work, 00:04:56.342 --> 00:04:57.719 now you do want me to nap. 00:04:57.719 --> 00:05:00.680 Trying to please you guys is exhausting. 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:01.848 I'm gonna go take a nap. 00:05:04.684 --> 00:05:07.228 Okay, if this is going to work, 00:05:07.228 --> 00:05:09.522 the recreation of events has to be identical. 00:05:09.522 --> 00:05:11.190 The slightest variation 00:05:11.190 --> 00:05:12.900 could plant a suggestion in Jarvis's mind 00:05:12.900 --> 00:05:14.527 and affect what he dreams about. 00:05:14.527 --> 00:05:16.362 Then we'll just have to be very careful 00:05:16.362 --> 00:05:17.697 to do it exactly the same way. 00:05:17.697 --> 00:05:18.698 Agreed? 00:05:18.698 --> 00:05:19.574 Agreed. 00:05:19.574 --> 00:05:20.616 Donuts. 00:05:22.118 --> 00:05:24.579 I mean... agreed. 00:05:30.168 --> 00:05:35.298 Can you tell me if this box you sent me is under warranty? 00:05:35.298 --> 00:05:38.217 Then just put me through to tech support. 00:05:38.718 --> 00:05:41.387 I didn't know Epic Thunder made dresses for girls. 00:05:41.387 --> 00:05:43.973 I'm not wearing Epic Thunder. 00:05:43.973 --> 00:05:45.391 I don't want my free clothes 00:05:45.391 --> 00:05:46.476 to be a bunch of goofy tank tops... 00:05:48.436 --> 00:05:50.313 which work with your goofy face. 00:05:50.313 --> 00:05:51.647 Thank you. 00:05:54.275 --> 00:05:57.278 I can affect Jarvis' dream. 00:05:57.278 --> 00:06:00.698 Plant an idea. Control his thoughts. 00:06:00.698 --> 00:06:04.452 Manipulate his desires. 00:06:04.452 --> 00:06:06.704 Looks like we're getting donuts! 00:06:12.460 --> 00:06:13.461 Jarvis! 00:06:13.461 --> 00:06:15.338 What are the odds I'd run into you here? 00:06:15.338 --> 00:06:17.548 By the front door, 00:06:17.548 --> 00:06:20.468 at the beginning of the work day? 00:06:21.552 --> 00:06:24.555 I know. Astronomical! 00:06:28.810 --> 00:06:31.562 Anyway, Yo-Yo Ma's string quartet 00:06:31.562 --> 00:06:33.147 is on tour around the world... 00:06:33.147 --> 00:06:34.482 and I have tickets. 00:06:38.653 --> 00:06:39.654 Oops. 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:45.159 Can we talk about this later? 00:06:45.159 --> 00:06:47.745 I have a really important meeting. 00:06:51.499 --> 00:06:54.043 Yo, Jarvis. 00:06:54.043 --> 00:06:56.504 I need to talk to you about getting a raise. 00:06:56.504 --> 00:06:58.923 Can't now. I've got a meeting. 00:07:01.884 --> 00:07:04.512 But my friend in Milan can pull some strings 00:07:04.512 --> 00:07:07.932 to get me a one-of-a-kind designer sweater for my dog. 00:07:07.932 --> 00:07:10.518 It's only $10,000. 00:07:10.518 --> 00:07:13.104 Gotta go! Big meeting. 00:07:16.524 --> 00:07:18.234 Hole-ah, amigo! 00:07:20.862 --> 00:07:23.656 Can this wait? I'm late for a mee.... 00:07:23.656 --> 00:07:25.116 What are you wearing? 00:07:25.992 --> 00:07:28.619 Donut look good? 00:07:28.619 --> 00:07:30.663 Dozen it suit me? 00:07:30.663 --> 00:07:33.666 Sorry! Meeting. 00:07:33.666 --> 00:07:35.626 Okay. See you glazer. 00:07:36.669 --> 00:07:38.796 Heh heh heh. 00:07:38.796 --> 00:07:40.631 I am a genius. 00:07:45.470 --> 00:07:47.513 Jarvis, this much is true 00:07:47.513 --> 00:07:49.640 Jarvis, I want to be with 00:07:54.395 --> 00:07:55.813 Everyone, wait here! 00:07:55.813 --> 00:07:58.065 Where are you going? 00:07:59.734 --> 00:08:02.737 Bowie? Are you okay? 00:08:02.737 --> 00:08:04.405 I'm fine. 00:08:04.405 --> 00:08:05.072 Let's shoot some hoops! 00:08:12.580 --> 00:08:15.791 Nothin' but me. 00:08:21.422 --> 00:08:22.673 Forget it, guys. 00:08:22.673 --> 00:08:25.259 I didn't dream about the Gizmospinatron. 00:08:26.761 --> 00:08:29.555 What did you dream about? 00:08:29.555 --> 00:08:31.849 You had a hole in you! 00:08:31.849 --> 00:08:33.100 Like a... 00:08:33.100 --> 00:08:35.102 like a... 00:08:35.102 --> 00:08:37.063 bagel. 00:08:37.063 --> 00:08:39.607 Hey, we should have bagels around here. 00:08:43.569 --> 00:08:44.946 Jarvis. 00:08:44.946 --> 00:08:47.073 What are the odds I'd run into you here? 00:08:51.327 --> 00:08:55.790 Yo, Jarvis, I need to "tall" to you about getting a raise. 00:08:55.790 --> 00:08:57.291 Why don't we sit down to discuss it 00:08:57.291 --> 00:09:00.336 in these regular-sized chairs that seem tiny next to me. 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.591 Can't now. I've got a meeting. 00:09:05.591 --> 00:09:07.218 Is something wrong with your clothes? 00:09:07.218 --> 00:09:09.053 No. 00:09:09.053 --> 00:09:11.055 I guess I had another growth spurt. Again. 00:09:11.055 --> 00:09:13.057 Typical Aster. 00:09:13.057 --> 00:09:16.561 Gotta go. Big meeting. 00:09:19.647 --> 00:09:22.441 Speaking of big, I am big. 00:09:28.406 --> 00:09:29.448 Heh heh heh. 00:09:29.448 --> 00:09:32.285 I am a genius. 00:09:34.036 --> 00:09:35.037 There you are, Jarvis! 00:09:35.037 --> 00:09:36.163 I've been waiting for you, 00:09:36.163 --> 00:09:38.165 watching this elevator go up and down... 00:09:51.137 --> 00:09:53.139 Jarvis this much is true 00:09:53.139 --> 00:09:55.141 Jarvis I want to be with 00:10:00.146 --> 00:10:01.647 Everyone, wait here! 00:10:01.647 --> 00:10:04.567 Where are you going? 00:10:06.319 --> 00:10:07.778 Aster? 00:10:07.778 --> 00:10:09.280 Did something happen to you? 00:10:09.280 --> 00:10:11.949 I don't think so, little guy. 00:10:11.949 --> 00:10:13.451 Didn't you used to be 00:10:13.451 --> 00:10:15.286 the shortest guy in the building? 00:10:15.286 --> 00:10:17.288 Well, now I don't fit in the building. 00:10:21.500 --> 00:10:23.127 Maybe I got a little big, 00:10:23.127 --> 00:10:25.463 but don't worry, I'm on the Paleo diet. 00:10:25.463 --> 00:10:27.673 That's why I'm eating the Museum of Paleontology. 00:10:32.303 --> 00:10:34.221 Uck! This thing's full of bones! 00:10:40.186 --> 00:10:42.897 Nope. No Gizmospinatron. 00:10:44.190 --> 00:10:46.192 What did you dream about? 00:10:46.192 --> 00:10:47.401 You were... 00:10:47.401 --> 00:10:50.613 Tall and worthy of a raise? 00:10:50.613 --> 00:10:51.781 On a diet. 00:10:51.781 --> 00:10:53.032 Which is silly because you hardly ever eat 00:10:53.032 --> 00:10:55.076 sweet stuff like this. 00:10:55.076 --> 00:10:57.161 Ooh! Can I have one? 00:11:00.206 --> 00:11:02.041 Pineapple ring? 00:11:02.041 --> 00:11:03.793 Come on! 00:11:10.424 --> 00:11:13.219 Knox! I'm down to my last dress! 00:11:13.219 --> 00:11:14.679 Don't worry! 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:17.556 I have a stunt that will definitely get their attention. 00:11:17.556 --> 00:11:19.225 What is it? 00:11:19.225 --> 00:11:23.104 We load you into a slingshot and fire you across the room! 00:11:23.104 --> 00:11:25.940 You land headfirst in the moving roller coaster, 00:11:25.940 --> 00:11:28.359 speed down the track, and across the roof! 00:11:28.359 --> 00:11:31.112 As soon as you reach the edge of the building 00:11:31.112 --> 00:11:32.363 before the final dip, 00:11:32.363 --> 00:11:35.241 you leap out of the roller coaster, 00:11:35.241 --> 00:11:37.118 free fall seven stories, 00:11:37.118 --> 00:11:40.538 and land in a tub of piranhas. 00:11:40.538 --> 00:11:44.542 Is "piranhas" a brand of luxury bubble bath? 00:11:44.542 --> 00:11:45.751 No. 00:11:45.751 --> 00:11:48.087 Then I know just how to do it. 00:11:54.844 --> 00:11:55.136 Whoa! 00:12:06.272 --> 00:12:07.273 Whoa-ho! 00:12:07.273 --> 00:12:09.608 Ah! 00:12:12.445 --> 00:12:13.821 Jarvis! 00:12:13.821 --> 00:12:15.364 What are the odds I'd run into you here? 00:12:17.658 --> 00:12:19.452 Piper, are you okay? 00:12:19.452 --> 00:12:21.954 Yeah, I just fell. 00:12:24.206 --> 00:12:26.459 Sometimes people fall... 00:12:26.459 --> 00:12:28.461 on the floor, on the ground, 00:12:28.461 --> 00:12:30.713 in love. 00:12:30.713 --> 00:12:32.798 Can we talk about this later? 00:12:32.798 --> 00:12:35.301 I have a really important meeting. 00:12:39.305 --> 00:12:41.140 Fall-fall-fall, fall fall fall 00:12:41.140 --> 00:12:43.184 fall-fall fall fall fall fall fall fall, 00:12:43.184 --> 00:12:45.770 fall fall fall fall-fall. 00:12:52.568 --> 00:12:54.987 Fall fall fall fall fall fall fall fall! 00:12:54.987 --> 00:12:56.572 Heh heh... 00:12:56.572 --> 00:12:58.157 I am a genius. 00:12:59.325 --> 00:13:00.993 Fall! 00:13:02.578 --> 00:13:04.163 Yo, Jarvis. 00:13:15.007 --> 00:13:16.509 Jarvis let me just give you a sign 00:13:16.509 --> 00:13:19.178 Jarvis this much is true 00:13:19.178 --> 00:13:21.347 Jarvis I want to be with 00:13:26.101 --> 00:13:27.686 Everyone, wait here! 00:13:27.686 --> 00:13:29.605 Where are you going? 00:13:32.608 --> 00:13:35.528 Still no Gizmospinatron. 00:13:37.029 --> 00:13:38.614 What did you dream about? 00:13:38.614 --> 00:13:40.032 You and I... 00:13:40.032 --> 00:13:42.451 Yes? 00:13:42.451 --> 00:13:43.828 Tried to play basketball. 00:13:46.622 --> 00:13:48.541 Was there any dunking... 00:13:48.541 --> 00:13:50.209 donuts? 00:13:55.256 --> 00:13:57.591 Okay, we all got carried away 00:13:57.591 --> 00:13:59.176 trying to influence Jarvis's dream 00:13:59.176 --> 00:13:59.969 for our own benefit. 00:13:59.969 --> 00:14:01.428 We were selfish. 00:14:01.428 --> 00:14:03.430 You sure were. 00:14:03.430 --> 00:14:06.517 Okay, let's vow to stick to the plan this time... 00:14:06.517 --> 00:14:08.686 recreate Jarvis's day exactly 00:14:08.686 --> 00:14:10.980 so he dreams about the Gizmospinatron. 00:14:10.980 --> 00:14:13.190 Maybe the toy will be so successful 00:14:13.190 --> 00:14:16.277 Jarvis will give you your raise, and buy donuts, 00:14:16.277 --> 00:14:18.320 and be so overcome with joy and raw emotion 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:19.530 that he'll just grab me and... 00:14:20.990 --> 00:14:24.451 play basketball with me. 00:14:24.451 --> 00:14:26.287 I don't think so. 00:14:26.287 --> 00:14:28.205 You're not allowed to grab in basketball. 00:14:29.707 --> 00:14:31.333 Jarvis! 00:14:31.333 --> 00:14:33.794 What are the odds I'd run into you here? 00:14:46.223 --> 00:14:48.392 Jarvis let me just give you a sign 00:14:48.392 --> 00:14:50.769 Jarvis this much is true 00:14:50.769 --> 00:14:52.897 Jarvis I want to be with 00:14:57.234 --> 00:14:59.236 Everyone, wait here! 00:14:59.236 --> 00:15:01.071 Where are you going? 00:15:07.411 --> 00:15:09.788 Did you have the dream? 00:15:09.788 --> 00:15:10.789 No one talk to me! 00:15:10.789 --> 00:15:12.458 Just let me draw the Gizmospinatron 00:15:12.458 --> 00:15:13.792 before I forget what it is! 00:15:21.592 --> 00:15:23.177 Presenting... 00:15:23.177 --> 00:15:25.387 the Gizmospinatron! 00:15:27.765 --> 00:15:30.601 Next time you catch me napping on the job, 00:15:30.601 --> 00:15:34.813 just say to yourself, "Genius at work!" 00:15:34.813 --> 00:15:37.942 But say it quietly, because I'll be napping. 00:15:37.942 --> 00:15:40.945 It's definitely an incredible invention. 00:15:40.945 --> 00:15:43.447 The kind of thing that will be popular for decades. 00:15:43.447 --> 00:15:44.782 Something every kid would want. 00:15:44.782 --> 00:15:47.159 That's right, because I invented... 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:48.619 The yo-yo. 00:15:48.619 --> 00:15:50.120 A donut on a string! 00:15:51.622 --> 00:15:54.541 What would make me dream about a yo-yo? 00:15:54.541 --> 00:15:55.459 -String... -String... 00:15:55.459 --> 00:15:56.502 Strings... 00:15:56.502 --> 00:15:57.920 -Around the world... -Walk the dog... 00:15:57.920 --> 00:16:00.005 Up and down, up and down... 00:16:00.005 --> 00:16:00.839 -Yo... -Yo... 00:16:00.839 --> 00:16:01.840 Yo-Yo... 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:04.510 Who knows? Dreams are funny. 00:16:04.510 --> 00:16:08.138 Okay... maybe I'm still a genius. 00:16:08.138 --> 00:16:11.475 We can put a new spin on the yo-yo! 00:16:11.475 --> 00:16:13.560 Get it? New spin! 00:16:15.145 --> 00:16:16.897 We can't talk about this now. We have a meeting. 00:16:16.897 --> 00:16:17.856 Right, guys? 00:16:17.856 --> 00:16:19.525 -Yep. -Absolutely. 00:16:19.525 --> 00:16:21.735 But... but... 00:16:31.829 --> 00:16:33.998 Are we having this meeting or what? 00:16:38.043 --> 00:16:39.378 What's the newest, hottest, 00:16:39.378 --> 00:16:41.171 most unique toy ever? 00:16:41.171 --> 00:16:43.257 The Gizmospinatron! 00:16:43.257 --> 00:16:45.843 With this never-before-seen toy, 00:16:45.843 --> 00:16:46.885 you can do amazing tricks, 00:16:46.885 --> 00:16:49.430 like "Around the Moon!" 00:16:49.430 --> 00:16:52.016 "Rock the Bassinet!" 00:16:52.016 --> 00:16:53.559 And "Walk the Cat!" 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:55.769 The Gizmospinatron! 00:16:55.769 --> 00:16:57.521 New from Knickknack. 00:16:57.521 --> 00:16:59.023 I'm P. Everett Knock-off! 00:16:59.023 --> 00:17:01.358 The P stands for phony!