WEBVTT 00:00:01.715 --> 00:00:02.549 I'm home. 00:00:02.590 --> 00:00:03.883 Hi, honey. 00:00:03.925 --> 00:00:05.051 We're on our own tonight. 00:00:05.051 --> 00:00:06.886 I thought maybe we'd go out to dinner. 00:00:06.928 --> 00:00:07.971 Where are the kids? 00:00:08.054 --> 00:00:09.472 Malcolm's over at Stevie's. 00:00:09.556 --> 00:00:11.307 Reese has got hockey practice. 00:00:11.391 --> 00:00:14.436 Dewey's at Billy's... or one of the neighbor kids. 00:00:14.477 --> 00:00:16.396 So, we're on our own. 00:00:16.438 --> 00:00:18.148 What are you in the mood for? 00:00:46.009 --> 00:00:48.636 So, our school needs a kid about your age 00:00:48.678 --> 00:00:50.138 to be in our school play. 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:51.264 It'll be a lot of fun. 00:00:51.264 --> 00:00:53.767 The play is by a guy named William Shakespeare. 00:00:53.808 --> 00:00:56.352 He was a writer way back in the olden times. 00:00:56.436 --> 00:00:57.645 He was a syphilitic drunk 00:00:57.687 --> 00:01:00.440 fronting for the 14th Earl of Oxford. 00:01:00.482 --> 00:01:02.317 Why can't you leave the Bard alone? 00:01:02.358 --> 00:01:05.320 So he didn't have the benefit of higher education. 00:01:05.361 --> 00:01:07.697 How many PhDs have written King Lear? 00:01:09.699 --> 00:01:10.533 Now, now, now. 00:01:10.575 --> 00:01:12.410 Try to remember we have a guest. 00:01:12.452 --> 00:01:15.955 Let's save our heated words for Open Forum Friday. 00:01:15.997 --> 00:01:17.332 Meghan, continue. 00:01:17.373 --> 00:01:19.667 Whoever he was, he had a pointy little beard 00:01:19.709 --> 00:01:21.586 and he wrote a really good play called 00:01:21.628 --> 00:01:23.129 A Midsummer Night's Dream. 00:01:23.171 --> 00:01:25.173 We need someone to play the Changeling Boy. 00:01:25.215 --> 00:01:27.342 Okay, before anyone gets too excited, 00:01:27.383 --> 00:01:28.676 there is a downside. 00:01:28.718 --> 00:01:30.136 You'll probably have to miss class. 00:01:30.178 --> 00:01:31.554 I'll do it! He can't. 00:01:31.596 --> 00:01:33.807 We're working on a secret project that... 00:01:34.974 --> 00:01:37.477 I've said too much. 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:40.021 Some of you still don't have your eyebrows back 00:01:40.063 --> 00:01:41.731 from your last secret project. 00:01:41.773 --> 00:01:42.857 I can do both. 00:01:42.857 --> 00:01:44.067 All right, just as long 00:01:44.109 --> 00:01:46.361 as you know where your priorities are. 00:01:46.402 --> 00:01:48.029 I can go now. 00:01:56.037 --> 00:01:58.248 Did you see her necklace? I used to think she was so boring, 00:01:58.289 --> 00:02:00.041 but now that she's bi-curious, she's just 00:02:00.083 --> 00:02:00.917 so much, I don't know, cooler. 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:02.377 Oh, my God, that is so true. 00:02:02.418 --> 00:02:03.586 She's, like, totally changed personalities 00:02:03.878 --> 00:02:06.714 We're doing act three, scene two. 00:02:06.798 --> 00:02:08.133 Oberon! Puck! 00:02:08.174 --> 00:02:09.092 Where's my Puck? 00:02:09.134 --> 00:02:11.219 I think he has a wrestling meet. 00:02:11.302 --> 00:02:13.304 Hey, you. 00:02:13.346 --> 00:02:14.639 Changeling Boy. 00:02:14.681 --> 00:02:16.391 Can you read? Yeah. 00:02:16.474 --> 00:02:17.809 You got half these kids beat. 00:02:17.851 --> 00:02:19.144 Read Puck for the day. 00:02:19.185 --> 00:02:21.146 Page 27. 00:02:23.356 --> 00:02:26.401 "This is thy negligence. 00:02:26.484 --> 00:02:28.987 "Still thou mistak'st 00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:33.700 "Or commit'st thy knaveries willfully. 00:02:33.741 --> 00:02:35.827 "Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook. 00:02:35.994 --> 00:02:37.996 "And so far blameless proves my enterprise. 00:02:38.037 --> 00:02:41.082 "That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes. 00:02:41.124 --> 00:02:42.125 And so far..." 00:02:42.167 --> 00:02:43.877 You went from a part with no lines 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:45.962 to the lead in the high school play? 00:02:46.004 --> 00:02:46.754 Oh, that's great. 00:02:46.796 --> 00:02:48.131 It's not a musical, is it? 00:02:48.173 --> 00:02:50.008 No. That's great. 00:02:50.049 --> 00:02:51.551 Dude, you play a fairy? 00:02:51.593 --> 00:02:52.677 Not just any fairy, Reese. 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.971 He's the biggest fairy in the whole play. 00:02:55.013 --> 00:02:56.264 I am so proud of you. 00:02:56.264 --> 00:02:57.473 Rehearsals are every night. 00:02:57.557 --> 00:02:59.434 You have to get me there by 5:00. 00:02:59.434 --> 00:03:00.560 Every night? 00:03:00.602 --> 00:03:02.270 Oh, yeah, we build sets on the weekends. 00:03:02.270 --> 00:03:04.480 Okay, we can do this. If I go into work early, 00:03:04.564 --> 00:03:07.358 I can get off in enough time to drop you off at rehearsal 00:03:07.442 --> 00:03:08.651 before I take Reese to hockey-- 00:03:08.693 --> 00:03:10.445 except the days Reese has detention. 00:03:10.445 --> 00:03:11.696 And then Dewey's home alone. 00:03:11.779 --> 00:03:12.864 I'll take care of it. 00:03:12.947 --> 00:03:14.449 I can rearrange my schedule for a couple weeks. 00:03:14.490 --> 00:03:16.701 It'll be fun spending some time together. 00:03:16.784 --> 00:03:17.952 Can we run over things in the car 00:03:17.952 --> 00:03:20.038 like we did last time? Da-da-shh... 00:03:20.622 --> 00:03:23.791 It was already dead. 00:03:23.833 --> 00:03:26.628 Hmm, this is your best guacamole yet, Joe. 00:03:26.628 --> 00:03:29.839 Thanks. The secret is fresh lime juice. Yeah. 00:03:30.465 --> 00:03:32.717 Commandant on the floor. 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:33.718 No, no... 00:03:33.801 --> 00:03:35.803 Please don't let me disturb you. 00:03:35.845 --> 00:03:37.805 Make yourselves at home. 00:03:39.474 --> 00:03:41.768 Wait a minute. 00:03:41.809 --> 00:03:45.188 This is not your home. 00:03:45.230 --> 00:03:51.069 This is not your mama's house. 00:03:51.110 --> 00:03:52.362 There's no maid here 00:03:52.403 --> 00:03:53.988 to clean up your toys, 00:03:54.030 --> 00:03:58.284 and, yet, as I look around this institution of learning, 00:03:58.326 --> 00:04:01.496 I see video games, I see girlie magazines. 00:04:01.496 --> 00:04:04.290 And I see Garth... 00:04:04.332 --> 00:04:09.337 Garth Vader defiling our Wall of Remembrance. 00:04:09.379 --> 00:04:15.009 Well, clearly things have gotten a little lax around here. 00:04:15.009 --> 00:04:18.012 I blame myself, but it is you who will suffer. 00:04:18.012 --> 00:04:20.848 From now on, there will be weekly inspections. 00:04:20.890 --> 00:04:24.435 And you will relinquish all non-standard-issue 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:26.771 personal effects and artwork. 00:04:26.854 --> 00:04:29.274 It is time for you to learn that true happiness 00:04:29.357 --> 00:04:31.693 comes from within. 00:04:31.734 --> 00:04:34.737 Is that why you're so happy, sir? 00:04:34.779 --> 00:04:38.574 I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl, Cadet. 00:04:38.616 --> 00:04:40.159 Okay, spaghetti, 00:04:40.201 --> 00:04:42.245 toilet cleaner, glitter for Malcolm's costume... 00:04:42.287 --> 00:04:43.371 I think that's it. 00:04:43.371 --> 00:04:45.206 Oh, my God, is that right? 00:04:45.248 --> 00:04:46.958 What time do you have? 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:47.959 Uh, 5:45. 00:04:48.001 --> 00:04:49.085 5:45? 00:04:49.669 --> 00:04:51.671 That's not possible. I... 00:04:51.713 --> 00:04:53.256 dropped off Malcolm, picked up Reese. 00:04:53.298 --> 00:04:57.093 Dinner's in the oven. 00:04:57.176 --> 00:04:58.386 Huh. 00:04:58.386 --> 00:04:59.178 What is it? 00:04:59.220 --> 00:05:02.390 I have the next 25 minutes free. 00:05:02.432 --> 00:05:04.100 How did you manage that? 00:05:04.183 --> 00:05:06.394 Did you leave a kid somewhere? 00:05:06.394 --> 00:05:11.399 No, no, they're, they're all accounted for. 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:13.401 What are you going to do? 00:05:13.401 --> 00:05:15.737 I don't know. 00:05:15.778 --> 00:05:18.698 Huh? Yeah, um... 00:05:18.740 --> 00:05:21.576 I don't know. 00:05:21.576 --> 00:05:23.494 So this goes here? 00:05:23.578 --> 00:05:25.580 Yeah, and that should do it. 00:05:25.580 --> 00:05:27.749 Hey, these were in English. 00:05:27.749 --> 00:05:28.750 This is nice. 00:05:28.750 --> 00:05:31.753 Never looks like the box when I do it alone. 00:05:31.794 --> 00:05:32.920 Me either. 00:05:32.962 --> 00:05:35.089 We make a good team. 00:05:38.426 --> 00:05:40.511 All right. 00:05:40.595 --> 00:05:41.763 You start on Main Street. 00:05:41.763 --> 00:05:42.930 I'll do University Place 00:05:42.972 --> 00:05:45.350 and we'll meet at the bistro, say... noon-ish? 00:05:54.317 --> 00:05:55.610 Would you like a massage? 00:05:55.651 --> 00:05:57.236 Oh, I don't know. 00:05:57.278 --> 00:05:59.739 I'm really not a massage person. 00:05:59.781 --> 00:06:02.575 It only takes 15 minutes. 00:06:02.617 --> 00:06:04.243 Well... 00:06:04.285 --> 00:06:06.579 I do have some time to kill. 00:06:08.289 --> 00:06:09.957 I am not taking off my shirt. 00:06:09.999 --> 00:06:13.169 And I'm warning you, I've never been hypnotized. 00:06:13.252 --> 00:06:15.421 And I've never been relaxed. 00:06:17.757 --> 00:06:19.967 Hmm. 00:06:19.967 --> 00:06:23.429 That actually feels... 00:06:25.973 --> 00:06:27.642 ...feels... 00:06:27.642 --> 00:06:29.811 pretty good. 00:06:41.072 --> 00:06:42.573 "Shall we their fond pageant see? 00:06:42.615 --> 00:06:42.782 "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" 00:06:42.782 --> 00:06:45.284 "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" 00:06:45.326 --> 00:06:48.121 I am very upset with you, Malcolm. 00:06:48.788 --> 00:06:50.415 You've made me care again. 00:06:51.290 --> 00:06:52.542 giggle? 00:06:52.625 --> 00:06:54.710 Stevie, what are you doing here? 00:06:54.794 --> 00:06:55.711 You missed... 00:06:55.795 --> 00:06:58.631 the meeting. 00:06:58.673 --> 00:07:01.968 You're jeopardi... 00:07:02.009 --> 00:07:04.512 zing... 00:07:04.512 --> 00:07:06.806 our project. 00:07:06.848 --> 00:07:09.517 Great. See you in class. 00:07:09.517 --> 00:07:12.019 I wonder if I could just go straight to high school? 00:07:12.061 --> 00:07:14.355 I've been told skipping grades stunts you socially, 00:07:14.397 --> 00:07:16.065 but I think I've been lied to. 00:07:18.109 --> 00:07:20.403 But, sir, that's a photo of my sister. 00:07:20.445 --> 00:07:22.238 To you she's your sister. 00:07:22.280 --> 00:07:25.366 To the other cadets she's a... distraction. 00:07:25.408 --> 00:07:28.411 Now, if you need me to go into more detail on that, 00:07:28.453 --> 00:07:29.954 I will. 00:07:30.037 --> 00:07:32.373 How long are those sideburns, Cadet? 00:07:33.708 --> 00:07:35.877 This is crazy. 00:07:35.918 --> 00:07:37.795 Even prisoners can have photographs. 00:07:37.837 --> 00:07:40.214 Spangler's trying to take away the things that remind us 00:07:40.298 --> 00:07:41.883 we're still human. 00:07:41.966 --> 00:07:43.676 Francis, don't rock the boat. 00:07:43.718 --> 00:07:44.635 I don't care anymore. 00:07:44.677 --> 00:07:46.888 It's time to take a last desperate stand 00:07:46.971 --> 00:07:48.598 for individuality and freedom! 00:07:55.730 --> 00:07:57.773 - Malcolm! Reese! - Get a move on! 00:07:57.857 --> 00:07:59.066 Oh, good God, Hal, 00:07:59.108 --> 00:08:01.611 when are you going to clean this up? 00:08:01.694 --> 00:08:03.029 Malcolm! Reese! Let's go! 00:08:03.070 --> 00:08:05.907 Honey, I promised Dewey I'd spend time with him. 00:08:05.948 --> 00:08:07.783 This must have cost a fortune. 00:08:07.867 --> 00:08:09.911 Oh... we'll talk about this later. 00:08:09.952 --> 00:08:13.247 Some of us have places to be! 00:08:16.250 --> 00:08:18.878 So, Dewey, I'm thinking our little community 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:19.795 can use a school. 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:20.922 Don't need it. 00:08:20.922 --> 00:08:22.757 Everyone's born smart. 00:08:22.757 --> 00:08:24.967 Oh, that's beautiful, son. 00:08:25.009 --> 00:08:26.302 It's a utopia. 00:08:26.344 --> 00:08:29.472 And anyone stupid will be ground up for food. 00:08:29.514 --> 00:08:30.681 Ah... 00:08:30.765 --> 00:08:32.600 a cannibal utopia. 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:34.435 Interesting. 00:08:38.481 --> 00:08:40.149 Oh, you're still here? 00:08:40.191 --> 00:08:42.610 I was just doing some shopping 00:08:42.652 --> 00:08:45.112 and I thought while I was here, 00:08:45.154 --> 00:08:48.449 you know, I'd, I'd stop over and say "hi." 00:08:51.786 --> 00:08:51.869 Oh, my God. 00:08:51.869 --> 00:08:53.621 Oh, my God. 00:08:53.663 --> 00:08:56.707 How do you do that? 00:08:56.749 --> 00:08:59.001 Release points. 00:08:59.043 --> 00:09:02.380 This one releases the mind. 00:09:02.421 --> 00:09:05.925 This one releases the heart. 00:09:09.220 --> 00:09:11.639 We need... to talk. 00:09:11.681 --> 00:09:13.975 You've missed our last five secret meetings, 00:09:14.016 --> 00:09:16.435 and our test-run's in less than 20 minutes. 00:09:16.477 --> 00:09:18.062 Why do you hate us? 00:09:18.104 --> 00:09:19.730 Guys, I don't hate you. 00:09:19.772 --> 00:09:21.732 I've just been really busy. 00:09:21.774 --> 00:09:23.317 We're still friends. 00:09:23.359 --> 00:09:24.193 Really? 00:09:24.235 --> 00:09:25.319 Of course. 00:09:25.361 --> 00:09:27.154 So, you're not bailing on the project? 00:09:27.154 --> 00:09:29.156 No. Then you have the final figures? 00:09:29.156 --> 00:09:30.992 Yeah, I worked on them all night after rehearsal. 00:09:31.033 --> 00:09:32.326 They're in my desk. 00:09:35.413 --> 00:09:36.247 Here. 00:09:37.164 --> 00:09:39.709 It was the other kids who doubted you. 00:09:39.750 --> 00:09:41.335 Hey, Malcolm... 00:09:41.377 --> 00:09:42.670 You need a ride? 00:09:42.712 --> 00:09:43.629 I got to go. 00:09:43.629 --> 00:09:45.172 Come on, get in. 00:09:45.214 --> 00:09:47.174 Hi, Malcolm. 00:09:47.216 --> 00:09:48.259 Hey. 00:09:52.263 --> 00:09:53.931 She's distracted. 00:09:53.973 --> 00:09:55.725 We have to do it now. 00:09:55.766 --> 00:09:58.269 The program is running. 00:10:00.980 --> 00:10:03.691 Let's light this candle. 00:10:03.733 --> 00:10:05.985 Ignition... 00:10:06.027 --> 00:10:09.196 in... 00:10:09.238 --> 00:10:13.200 five... 00:10:13.242 --> 00:10:17.121 four... 00:10:17.163 --> 00:10:19.165 three... 00:10:23.252 --> 00:10:24.128 Yeah! 00:10:24.170 --> 00:10:26.255 Blast off. 00:10:26.297 --> 00:10:30.843 Its trajectory seems rather peculiar. 00:10:41.312 --> 00:10:43.230 Okay, there are any number of reasons 00:10:43.272 --> 00:10:44.940 why that might have gone wrong. 00:10:45.024 --> 00:10:48.319 Where... is it? 00:10:50.446 --> 00:10:53.366 Take cover! 00:10:54.742 --> 00:10:56.911 I work hard, too. 00:10:56.952 --> 00:10:59.413 But I manage to make it to the Lamaze class. 00:11:08.839 --> 00:11:11.300 We had a vote. We want you to get rid of the plant. 00:11:11.342 --> 00:11:13.010 You're going to get us all in trouble 00:11:13.052 --> 00:11:14.762 with this little stunt of yours. 00:11:14.804 --> 00:11:15.888 This isn't a stunt. 00:11:15.930 --> 00:11:17.807 It's an act of defiance. 00:11:17.848 --> 00:11:19.558 It's a plant. 00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:21.769 Can't you see this isn't about a plant? 00:11:21.811 --> 00:11:25.064 It's about fighting tyranny, fascism and oppression. 00:11:25.064 --> 00:11:27.066 When Spangler sees this, he'll know 00:11:27.066 --> 00:11:29.902 that he didn't crush our spirit and he never will. 00:11:29.944 --> 00:11:31.153 It's not worth the risk. 00:11:31.237 --> 00:11:32.822 Once again, it looks 00:11:32.863 --> 00:11:36.909 like I'm the only man around here. 00:11:36.951 --> 00:11:38.285 I can't believe Nicole's wearing a dress like that. 00:11:38.327 --> 00:11:39.787 You can totally see her navel. 00:11:39.829 --> 00:11:41.163 If she wants to be a slut, that's fine, 00:11:41.247 --> 00:11:42.415 but don't make me lose my lunch. I know. 00:11:42.415 --> 00:11:43.916 She's, like, totally trying to impress David, 00:11:43.958 --> 00:11:45.751 but the way he's all up in Brenda's business, 00:11:45.751 --> 00:11:47.086 she didn't have a chance. 00:11:47.128 --> 00:11:48.796 I can't believe how deep our conversations are getting. 00:11:48.838 --> 00:11:50.423 You're never gonna believe 00:11:50.423 --> 00:11:52.091 what I heard about Josh, but you can't tell anyone. 00:11:52.133 --> 00:11:54.093 I overheard his stepsister while I was in the bathroom. 00:11:54.093 --> 00:11:55.177 His half-sister or stepsister? 00:11:55.261 --> 00:11:56.470 No, his stepsister. 00:11:56.512 --> 00:11:58.013 That's why he can have a crush on her. 00:11:58.097 --> 00:11:59.682 Ew. Ew. 00:12:00.641 --> 00:12:02.268 They were just talking about me, weren't they? 00:12:02.309 --> 00:12:03.811 No. We were talking about Josh. 00:12:04.019 --> 00:12:06.188 You boys are just lucky no one called the police. 00:12:06.230 --> 00:12:08.149 You can't prove there's any correlation 00:12:08.190 --> 00:12:09.859 between our rocket exploding 00:12:09.859 --> 00:12:12.194 and Caroline giving birth in the parking lot. 00:12:12.194 --> 00:12:14.238 She and the baby are fine. 00:12:14.321 --> 00:12:16.073 Thanks for asking. 00:12:16.115 --> 00:12:18.909 And the... rocket? 00:12:23.581 --> 00:12:27.042 Oh, God, then it's true. 00:12:36.385 --> 00:12:37.595 It's finished. 00:12:37.636 --> 00:12:40.556 A perfect society. 00:12:40.556 --> 00:12:44.935 We have done what 5,000 years of so-called civilization couldn't do. 00:12:44.977 --> 00:12:48.063 We've created a world that works. 00:12:48.105 --> 00:12:50.065 "We"? 00:12:54.111 --> 00:12:57.823 You want to destroy it, don't you? 00:12:57.865 --> 00:12:58.824 Yeah. 00:12:58.866 --> 00:13:01.619 Well, I appreciate that you haven't. 00:13:01.660 --> 00:13:04.038 You've shown a lot of restraint. 00:13:04.079 --> 00:13:05.956 Here. 00:13:05.998 --> 00:13:07.792 Enjoy. 00:13:09.585 --> 00:13:12.588 Oh, honey, uh, look, I know we got a little carried away, 00:13:12.630 --> 00:13:14.048 but this is it, I promise. 00:13:14.089 --> 00:13:15.758 That's okay. I'm going grocery shopping. 00:13:15.758 --> 00:13:17.301 Didn't you just go grocery shopping? 00:13:17.384 --> 00:13:19.220 Yeah, sure. No problem. 00:13:19.512 --> 00:13:20.721 Well, Julie would know. She went camping with him 00:13:20.721 --> 00:13:21.889 when her boyfriend was out of town. 00:13:21.889 --> 00:13:23.140 John takes all the girls camping and he tries 00:13:23.224 --> 00:13:24.725 to convince them to go skinny-dipping with him, 00:13:24.767 --> 00:13:27.061 but I think seeing John * would turn me off guys forever. 00:13:27.102 --> 00:13:28.562 Oh, you know what we should totally do? 00:13:28.562 --> 00:13:30.105 We should totally have a pool party at my house on Saturday. 00:13:30.147 --> 00:13:31.315 Malcolm, want to come? Yeah. Wait. 00:13:31.357 --> 00:13:33.901 I have something to do on Saturday. 00:13:33.943 --> 00:13:35.194 Oh, yeah, the play. 00:13:40.741 --> 00:13:44.203 Live, live, die. 00:13:44.245 --> 00:13:45.079 Live, live, 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:48.415 live, live, die. 00:13:48.457 --> 00:13:51.210 Hey, what happened to the judicial system 00:13:51.252 --> 00:13:54.046 presided over by a tribunal of wise elders? 00:13:54.088 --> 00:13:55.923 I had 'em lined up and shot. 00:13:55.923 --> 00:13:57.758 Ah. 00:13:58.759 --> 00:13:59.885 You know, son, 00:13:59.927 --> 00:14:01.762 maybe you've been spending too much... 00:14:01.762 --> 00:14:02.596 Silence! 00:14:02.638 --> 00:14:04.598 Seize him! 00:14:12.147 --> 00:14:14.859 All right, son, I think it's time 00:14:14.942 --> 00:14:17.278 you goose-stepped off to bed. 00:14:17.319 --> 00:14:21.615 Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my men. 00:14:56.567 --> 00:14:58.027 Ow. 00:14:58.861 --> 00:15:01.864 No fair! You did it without me? 00:15:02.948 --> 00:15:05.576 Spangler's coming. Lose the plant. 00:15:05.618 --> 00:15:07.912 Time has come. We're drawing the line. 00:15:07.953 --> 00:15:09.413 This is our Alamo. 00:15:09.997 --> 00:15:11.165 Well, that's a bad example, 00:15:11.248 --> 00:15:12.291 but you know what I mean. 00:15:12.333 --> 00:15:13.918 Ten-hut! 00:15:16.962 --> 00:15:19.506 This is more like it. 00:15:19.590 --> 00:15:22.176 Everything shipshape. 00:15:22.259 --> 00:15:24.261 The commanding officer enters 00:15:24.303 --> 00:15:26.680 and is greeted by straightened backs 00:15:26.764 --> 00:15:28.933 and the crack of shoe leather. 00:15:31.477 --> 00:15:34.104 Now I know it's been a rough couple of days, 00:15:34.188 --> 00:15:36.732 but you will agree, we are the better for it. 00:15:36.774 --> 00:15:38.108 We are a lean, mean 00:15:38.108 --> 00:15:40.152 learning machine. 00:15:40.235 --> 00:15:43.948 Now, I know that some of you think that I'm a sadist, 00:15:43.989 --> 00:15:46.075 but someday you will thank me. 00:15:47.451 --> 00:15:48.661 Man, that's brutal. 00:15:48.744 --> 00:15:51.956 Is there anything we can do to cheer you up? 00:15:51.997 --> 00:15:54.959 Do you have any more pictures of your sister? 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:58.128 I give him curses, yet he gives me love. 00:15:58.128 --> 00:16:01.173 O that my prayers could such affection move! 00:16:01.256 --> 00:16:02.424 Hal, please, stop. 00:16:02.466 --> 00:16:03.801 You're making it worse. 00:16:03.842 --> 00:16:06.345 The more I love, the more he hateth me. 00:16:06.428 --> 00:16:09.098 His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine. 00:16:09.139 --> 00:16:11.475 You okay, sport? 00:16:11.517 --> 00:16:12.726 You can play no part for Pyramus 00:16:12.810 --> 00:16:14.645 for Pyramus is a proper man as one shall see 00:16:14.687 --> 00:16:16.146 in a summer's day. 00:16:16.146 --> 00:16:17.231 Therefore you must... 00:16:17.314 --> 00:16:18.565 Why are we here? 00:16:18.649 --> 00:16:20.359 Malcolm betrayed us. 00:16:20.401 --> 00:16:22.987 If you love something, let it go. 00:16:23.028 --> 00:16:26.490 Save your cat poster philosophy for someone else. 00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:31.537 We're taking... the high road. 00:16:31.578 --> 00:16:33.956 We will meet and there we may... 00:16:33.998 --> 00:16:35.082 But you were totally scamming together? 00:16:35.124 --> 00:16:36.333 No. We were just smacking. 00:16:36.417 --> 00:16:38.627 She claims she was just "hanging out" with Andrew 00:16:38.669 --> 00:16:40.337 at the party, but they were really hooking up. 00:16:40.421 --> 00:16:41.839 I can't believe she would... 00:16:41.922 --> 00:16:43.882 Enough. Hold, or cut both strings. 00:16:43.882 --> 00:16:46.552 Was that my cue? Quick, lower me. 00:16:51.432 --> 00:16:52.933 Oh, my God, that is so true. 00:16:52.975 --> 00:16:54.601 Think of how cute he's going to be... 00:16:56.979 --> 00:16:58.939 I'm totally not calling her back until she apologizes. 00:16:58.981 --> 00:17:01.233 By being her friend, I enable her assy behavior. 00:17:03.485 --> 00:17:06.739 This must be one of those times where it feels like an eternity 00:17:06.739 --> 00:17:08.657 but only a few seconds have gone by. 00:17:08.699 --> 00:17:12.536 How come Malcolm hasn't said anything for five minutes? 00:17:16.999 --> 00:17:18.292 Line. 00:17:18.292 --> 00:17:21.503 Normally, I would enjoy the schadenfreude, 00:17:21.545 --> 00:17:23.338 but this is just sad. 00:17:23.380 --> 00:17:24.465 Psst. 00:17:24.465 --> 00:17:26.967 How now, spirit? Wither wander you? 00:17:27.009 --> 00:17:28.218 How now, spirit? 00:17:28.302 --> 00:17:29.970 Wither wander you? 00:17:33.140 --> 00:17:34.641 Ew! 00:17:36.810 --> 00:17:41.106 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 00:17:41.148 --> 00:17:45.360 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 00:17:47.446 --> 00:17:49.782 So, good night unto you all. 00:17:49.823 --> 00:17:52.242 Give me your hands if we be friends 00:17:52.284 --> 00:17:55.621 and Robin shall restore amends. 00:17:59.458 --> 00:18:01.668 It's over? 00:18:01.710 --> 00:18:04.004 But you promised me partial nudity. 00:18:04.046 --> 00:18:05.547 Yeah, that was a lie. 00:18:05.589 --> 00:18:06.799 And the ice cream after? 00:18:06.840 --> 00:18:08.342 That, too. 00:18:33.700 --> 00:18:34.660 How now, spirit? 00:18:34.701 --> 00:18:35.661 Wither wonder you? 00:18:35.702 --> 00:18:38.789 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 00:18:38.831 --> 00:18:40.207 I knew I knew it! 00:18:40.249 --> 00:18:42.793 Take heed the Queen come not within his sight 00:18:42.835 --> 00:18:44.545 for Oberon is passing fell and wrath 00:18:44.586 --> 00:18:47.339 because that she, as her attendant, hath a lovely boy 00:18:47.381 --> 00:18:48.799 stolen from the Indian king; 00:18:48.841 --> 00:18:50.509 She never had so sweet a changeling.