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Previously on
The Villains of Valley View.

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Still mad because Starling
kicked your *?

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She did not kick my *.

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I might've kinda sorta lost
to Starling

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and now my fury over it
consumes my entire existence.

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What are you doing
with Starling's autograph?

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And how does she know
who you are?

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You're Chaos.

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Promise you won't tell my family
about this, especially Amy.

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Starling, look out.

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You just saved her life.

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Could I maybe get your number?

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I should probably take
yours too, you know,

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just to make sure you're
staying on the right path.

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That is a good one.

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Okay. Sounds good.

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Yeah, talk soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.

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Hey, Jake.

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Were you just talking to
who I think you were talking to?

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Yup. Starling.

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Starling?

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Oh. Well, I thought it was
the middle aged guy

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from tech support who you
oddly became friends with.

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Dennis?
No, I talked to him earlier.

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Good news, I convinced him
to ditch the hairpiece

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and embrace the bald.

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Well, did Starling ask about me?

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Not by name but she did tell me
to say hi to my weird friend.

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That means she remembered me.

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We've been talking every day

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since we went
to our commercial shoot.

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And tonight, she wants
to meet up in person.

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Oh my gosh, tonight?
Really?

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Oh, that's amazing.
What am I gonna wear?

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Well, how about pajamas?
Because you're staying home.

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This is the first chance
Starling and I

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have had to hang out alone
and I wanna make it special.

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So we're going to a junkyard.

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Sounds romantic.

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Was the sewage plant
all booked up?

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It's special because that's
where we had our first battle.

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I threw a rusted out engine
block at her

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and she stopped it midair
and threw it right back at me.

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It was magical.

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But anyway, I need you
to cover for me with my parents,

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and more importantly Amy.

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Oh, no.

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I already feel guilty
about keeping a secret from her.

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She's my best friend and she
wouldn't keep secrets from me.

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-Yeah, she would.
-Yeah. You're probably right.

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But I don't like
doing it to her.

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Neither do I.

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I'm not gonna keep
this from her forever,

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just until I can find a way

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to make her see
the Starling that I see.

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You know, the one she won't
wanna toss off a tall building.

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Fine.

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But the stress of keeping
this secret is getting to me.

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I'm starting to lose my hair.

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I mean, the shower drain
looks like it's wearing a wig.

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Come on,
you can stay for dinner.

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And do you mind
wearing a hairnet?

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I don't know what's going on.

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But I'm gonna find out.

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Does your family always have
pancakes for dinner?

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Well, we can't break
the law anymore.

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At least let us break
the rules of breakfast.

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Hey, where's Colby?

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I don't know.

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Ever since he shapeshifted
into a fly,

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I've had the toughest time
keeping tabs on him.

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I'm down here
avoiding your fork.

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What are you doing
in my pancakes?

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Get your own.

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I wish I could,
but I'm stuck in the syrup.

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Fine. I'll just eat around you.

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-Hey, Amy.
-Hey.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

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Do you know something
I don't know?

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Because if you did,
you could tell me.

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Doesn't matter what it is.

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I mean,
we're best friends, right?

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Of course.

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Good.

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Well, careful.

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Your hair is shedding
all over your pancakes.

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So what's everyone
doing tonight?

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Well, I'm off to the mall
to hang out at the food court

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and check out
the surfboard store.

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Yup, taking up surfing,

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totally normal teenage boy
in Texas stuff.

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Bye.

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What about you, Hartley?

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These pancakes are so good,
I might just eat them all night.

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Well, I'm gonna go get a burger.

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This whole breakfast for dinner
thing is, uh, it's really weird.

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I did it.

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I've been up
for three days straight

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but I finally found a way
to stop Colby from being trapped

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in a random shapeshifting cycle.

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We're gonna get our son back.

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Ooh, pancakes.

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Dad, stop. It's me.

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Oh.

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Well, hurry up
and swim out of that syrup.

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Daddy's hungry.

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All right, ladies.

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Say hello
to my amazing invention

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that's gonna turn Colby
fly here back to normal.

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The first ever
Molecular Re-Atomizer.

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I haven't slept since Wednesday,
clap for me.

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You know what I need
to clap? Human hands.

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Get on with it.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Wait.

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Are you sure it's safe
for us to stand this close?

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Sure. Just cover your face

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so your eyeballs
don't melt out of your skull.

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-Seriously?
-No, I'm joking.

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Or am I?

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I am.

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-Are you?
-I am not.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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What the--it tingles.

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Okay. Now it burns.

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Huh. The tingle is back.

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It worked.

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I mean, why wouldn't it?

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My baby is back.

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Oh.

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Better hold up on the hugs.

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You haven't showered
for a month.

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Good to have you back, bud.

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It's good to have a back, dad.

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And man, I cannot wait
to stretch it out.

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Sorry, son.

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The machine is still
restructuring your DNA,

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so you're gonna have to stay
in there a little longer.

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Which will give us time to go
pick you up a cake to celebrate.

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We couldn't decide between
welcome back to your body

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or congrats
on being normal again,

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so we're just gonna swipe one

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from the neighbor's
retirement party.

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You can't do that.

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He's old.

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Probably wouldn't
even know it's gone.

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I'll wait with you, Colby.

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Do you want anything?

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Yeah. Actually,
I'm kind of thirsty.

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Could you grab me that water?

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Oh. No, no, no, no.

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What kind of evil lair
doesn't have paper towels?

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Oh, no.

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What's wrong?

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Why do I sound like this?

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And why do I feel
taller and thicker?

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I've got bigger everything.

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I think the water
shorted out the console

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and it made you older.

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Look.

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That's me?

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Whoa. I'm a major hottie.

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Yeah. I mean, no.

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I mean, ew.

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I mean, I gotta fix this.

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Come on, dumb machine,
turn it back.

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Good idea, Hartley.
If things take a bad turn,

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just start hitting
random buttons.

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Is it working?

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Why do I feel the sudden urge
to second guess my life choices

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and spend all my savings
on a sports car?

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Probably because of this?

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Now I'm old.

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What happened to the hottie?

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I know.

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His eyes were so dark
and soulful,

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I could just get lost in them.

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I'm just gonna keep
pressing buttons.

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Sorry, I'm late.

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Probably should've chosen
a junkyard

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with less angry guard dogs.

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I thought they were
kind of sweet.

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But then again,
everyone's sweet to me

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because, you know, superhero.

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-It's good to see you again.
-You too.

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So, now what do we do?

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I thought we were gonna go get
ice cream but this is a choice.

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Come on, we had our first
battle in the junkyard.

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I was being sentimental.

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We also fought
on a tropical island.

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We could've met there.

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What was that?

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The dogs are back

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and they can smell my fear.

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Amy.

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Guess I didn't get the invite.

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Jake, get away from her.

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How'd you know I was here?

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I overheard your conversation
with Hartley.

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You're lucky I got here
just in time.

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In time for what?

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To save you.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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-His sister.
-Wait.

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You're Havoc?

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Girl, you had me fooled.

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- Amy, I can explain.
- No need.

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At first, I was upset
but then I thought

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of course I can
trust my brother.

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He'd never meet with my nemesis
behind my back on purpose.

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I mean, supervillains
don't hang out with superheroes.

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She's clearly taking advantage
of nice guy Jake for one reason,

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to lure you into a trap.

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It's not a trap.

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And you know who'd say that?
A person setting a trap.

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Well, if you're gonna
start something,

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I'm gonna end it.

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-Not this time.
-Stop fighting.

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You're gonna attract the dogs.

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There's one advantage
I've always had over you, Havoc.

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I can fly and you're stuck
on the ground.

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That's where you're wrong.

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Whoa.

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When did you learn
how to do that?

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Just now.
Lucky for me it worked.

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Starling.

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Yup.
Still working on the landing.

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Jake, get out of the way.

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No, Amy.
This has gone way too far.

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I mean it, Jake.
Get out of the way.

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It's time for me to finish this.

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Amy!

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Aging 30 years in a day
has me so confused.

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I don't know whether to play
Little League or coach it.

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There you are.
Where have you been?

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Well, Gara's retirement
bash got canceled,

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so we had to improvise

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and steal a cake from some
kid's birthday party.

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Won't be a happy birthday
for you, Johnny.

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Who's this?

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It's me, Colby.

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-What?
-Oh, no.

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I kind of spilled
on your console

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and then everything sparked

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and then he turned 20 and then
I started pressing more buttons

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and then he turned into that.

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Mom, can you please
make me a sandwich?

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And don't forget
to cut off the crust.

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It is Colby.

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My son is older than me.

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Fix this.

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I'm on it.

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I'll be in the lair.

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Hello, Celia.

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Robert, you really
don't have a problem

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with your lady just waltzing
into tenant's homes?

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Hey.

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I may be the chief of police

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but she's the chief
of everything else.

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Taught him that
on our first date.

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Okay.

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Now you two have fun,
and then bye.

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Who's this?

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You don't have someone else
living here, do you?

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-No, he's actually...
-The plumber.

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He's a plumber.

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That's his job.

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That's what he does
for a living.

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Yup. He plumbs.

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I know you're new at lying

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but that was more lie
than we needed.

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I didn't call a plumber.

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It was an emergency.

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A leaky faucet emergency.

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Why didn't you call me?

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Because I knew you were getting
ready for your date with Robert.

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Oh, okay.

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Hold on a minute.

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If you're a plumber, let me see
your plumber's license.

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-You can't.
-Why not?

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Because I left it
back at the shop.

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Mmm-hmm.

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There's a ring of scam artists
around town

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pretending to be plumbers
to swindle money out of people

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and he could be one of them.

00:13:19.561 --> 00:13:23.190
No one scams me
or my granddaughter.

00:13:23.231 --> 00:13:25.776
No, I swear I'm legit.

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I think we should stick around
to make sure.

00:13:30.030 --> 00:13:34.034
Can I interest anyone in
a young child's birthday cake?

00:13:40.707 --> 00:13:43.126
Did you seriously just
protect Starling over me?

00:13:45.212 --> 00:13:47.506
What is going on, Jake?

00:13:47.547 --> 00:13:50.592
A few months ago back
in Sintropolis when I was Chaos,

00:13:51.593 --> 00:13:52.761
she saved my life.

00:13:54.346 --> 00:13:56.223
If it wasn't for her, I might
not even be here right now.

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He was dangling off the side of
a building and I pulled him up.

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Girl power.

00:14:02.312 --> 00:14:04.314
Sorry, continue.

00:14:05.732 --> 00:14:08.193
All those times you asked me why
I was becoming a better person,

00:14:08.235 --> 00:14:09.653
that's why.

00:14:09.695 --> 00:14:11.405
Starling gave me a reason to.

00:14:11.446 --> 00:14:12.864
So this whole time you acted

00:14:12.906 --> 00:14:15.325
like you were trying to become
a better person

00:14:15.367 --> 00:14:18.036
but it was also you could get
cozy with my nemesis?

00:14:18.078 --> 00:14:20.831
No, it didn't start out
that way.

00:14:20.872 --> 00:14:22.749
I went to ColossaCon
to thank her

00:14:22.791 --> 00:14:25.168
and we've kind of been
talking ever since.

00:14:25.210 --> 00:14:27.087
You told me not to go

00:14:27.129 --> 00:14:29.172
because I would be putting
our family in danger

00:14:29.214 --> 00:14:31.299
but you're the one who's been
putting us in danger

00:14:31.341 --> 00:14:32.759
and for some superhero?

00:14:32.801 --> 00:14:34.344
But she's not
just some superhero.

00:14:34.386 --> 00:14:36.346
She's so much more than that.

00:14:36.388 --> 00:14:37.764
I've been talking to her and if
you just got to know her and...

00:14:37.806 --> 00:14:39.349
I do know her.

00:14:40.684 --> 00:14:42.185
And I thought I knew you.

00:14:43.937 --> 00:14:46.940
We never used to keep secrets
from each other but...

00:14:49.025 --> 00:14:50.944
I don't think
I can trust you ever again.

00:14:54.823 --> 00:14:57.242
We may share the same
villain blood but...

00:14:58.368 --> 00:14:59.953
you're not my brother anymore.

00:15:04.166 --> 00:15:05.167
Amy, wait.

00:15:13.884 --> 00:15:15.552
Amy won't even talk to me.

00:15:16.845 --> 00:15:18.847
I should've just told her
about us from the start.

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We all make mistakes.

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I mean, I don't because,
again, superhero.

00:15:27.856 --> 00:15:29.399
I knew Amy would be upset

00:15:29.441 --> 00:15:31.735
but I never expected
it would hurt her this bad.

00:15:31.776 --> 00:15:33.320
Don't you have some kind of
time travel power

00:15:33.361 --> 00:15:34.946
you can use to undo this?

00:15:34.988 --> 00:15:37.616
If I did, I'd go back
and get even

00:15:37.657 --> 00:15:39.534
for that last sonic
blast to the ribs.

00:15:39.576 --> 00:15:40.785
It really hurt.

00:15:42.245 --> 00:15:45.081
Well, I'm sure my whole family
knows by now,

00:15:45.123 --> 00:15:47.876
so looks like I'll be
crashing here for a while.

00:15:47.918 --> 00:15:49.544
No.

00:15:49.586 --> 00:15:51.087
You need to go home
and make this right.

00:15:53.006 --> 00:15:54.841
How?

00:15:54.883 --> 00:15:55.967
Now that Amy knows
that we're seeing each other,

00:15:56.009 --> 00:15:58.762
-I--
-We were seeing each other.

00:16:01.514 --> 00:16:03.016
What?

00:16:03.099 --> 00:16:05.560
Look, Jake.

00:16:05.602 --> 00:16:08.021
I like you a lot.

00:16:09.231 --> 00:16:11.441
But I'm not in the business
of breaking up families,

00:16:11.483 --> 00:16:13.652
even if you are villains.

00:16:13.693 --> 00:16:15.237
No. I'll find a way.

00:16:15.278 --> 00:16:16.988
We can work it out.

00:16:17.030 --> 00:16:18.990
It won't be that easy
and we both know it.

00:16:20.158 --> 00:16:22.202
We're from two completely
different places.

00:16:22.244 --> 00:16:24.037
Places that don't understand
each other

00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:25.956
and aren't willing
to work together.

00:16:25.997 --> 00:16:27.749
And because of that,

00:16:27.791 --> 00:16:31.503
it's too risky for both of us.

00:16:31.544 --> 00:16:33.129
Please.

00:16:33.171 --> 00:16:35.882
I've already lost my sister.
I can't lose you too.

00:16:35.924 --> 00:16:37.217
I'm sorry.

00:16:38.301 --> 00:16:41.972
But in time, you'll see this is
the best thing for both of us.

00:16:47.060 --> 00:16:49.020
At least it couldn't get
much worse.

00:16:51.356 --> 00:16:54.359
Okay. You know what,
bring it on, dogs.

00:16:54.401 --> 00:16:56.653
Just kidding,
just kidding, just kidding.

00:17:02.534 --> 00:17:04.119
Okay.

00:17:06.413 --> 00:17:07.706
Okay.

00:17:10.125 --> 00:17:11.209
Okay.

00:17:12.460 --> 00:17:14.462
Okay what?

00:17:14.504 --> 00:17:17.465
Grandma, why don't you and
Robert give our plumber friend

00:17:17.507 --> 00:17:19.092
a little breathing room?

00:17:20.635 --> 00:17:21.803
There.

00:17:21.845 --> 00:17:23.012
Now you can breathe.

00:17:24.931 --> 00:17:25.932
Come on, Celia.

00:17:25.974 --> 00:17:27.142
He's a stand-up guy.

00:17:27.183 --> 00:17:28.810
I think you can trust him.

00:17:28.852 --> 00:17:31.646
Why would I trust him?
I don't trust you.

00:17:31.688 --> 00:17:33.773
You trust me, don't you, Cels?

00:17:33.815 --> 00:17:35.859
I trust you to stay out
of my business.

00:17:38.111 --> 00:17:41.614
I'm seeing too much
looking and not enough fixing.

00:17:43.116 --> 00:17:44.200
Why don't you
just start plumbing?

00:17:47.370 --> 00:17:49.372
Hey, I think I did it.

00:17:51.249 --> 00:17:53.209
Aha! I knew it.

00:17:53.251 --> 00:17:54.961
He's no plumber, he's a fraud.

00:17:55.003 --> 00:17:56.296
Come out from under there
so I can book you

00:17:56.337 --> 00:17:58.631
for swindling these nice people.

00:18:05.263 --> 00:18:06.806
Who's that?

00:18:06.848 --> 00:18:08.767
It's me, the plumber.

00:18:08.808 --> 00:18:11.853
Well, how long
were you down there for?

00:18:14.272 --> 00:18:16.274
You know the plumber
we met earlier?

00:18:16.316 --> 00:18:19.277
Well, this is his father.

00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:20.403
Father?

00:18:20.445 --> 00:18:21.362
Oh.

00:18:21.404 --> 00:18:23.781
Yup. I'm his father.

00:18:23.823 --> 00:18:25.283
That can't be.

00:18:25.325 --> 00:18:27.410
I know I saw the other plumber
go under there

00:18:27.452 --> 00:18:29.078
and he never came back out.

00:18:29.120 --> 00:18:33.041
Well, to be fair, you have
had a lovely distraction

00:18:33.082 --> 00:18:34.834
around you for the whole time.

00:18:34.876 --> 00:18:36.085
What distraction?

00:18:36.127 --> 00:18:38.379
This distraction.

00:18:38.421 --> 00:18:39.964
Oh, right.

00:18:40.006 --> 00:18:42.175
Yes, I did.

00:18:42.217 --> 00:18:44.886
I guess that's why
I didn't see them switch.

00:18:44.928 --> 00:18:47.263
You know, I'm sure
the plumber's father does not

00:18:47.305 --> 00:18:49.891
take kindly to people
calling his son a scammer,

00:18:49.933 --> 00:18:51.309
isn't that right, sir?

00:18:53.770 --> 00:18:56.814
Start talking like an old man.

00:18:56.856 --> 00:18:58.441
You bet your fanny that's right.

00:18:59.484 --> 00:19:02.278
I built my plumbing business
with my bare hands

00:19:02.320 --> 00:19:03.446
back in the 1800s.

00:19:03.488 --> 00:19:06.449
-1900s.
-1900s.

00:19:06.491 --> 00:19:07.867
I will not stand for anyone

00:19:07.909 --> 00:19:10.453
calling my son
or my business a sham.

00:19:10.495 --> 00:19:14.082
All due respect, sir, we was
just trying to make sure--

00:19:14.123 --> 00:19:16.084
Gobbledygook.

00:19:16.125 --> 00:19:19.254
The only crime my son ever
committed was working too hard.

00:19:19.295 --> 00:19:21.339
I'm hungry.

00:19:21.381 --> 00:19:22.465
When do I get pudding?

00:19:23.925 --> 00:19:25.510
My apologies, sir.

00:19:25.551 --> 00:19:28.888
I certainly do respect my elders
and I appreciate the history

00:19:28.930 --> 00:19:30.348
you built here in Valley View.

00:19:30.390 --> 00:19:32.141
Well, good.

00:19:32.183 --> 00:19:34.102
-And you.
-Slow your roll, pops.

00:19:34.143 --> 00:19:35.186
You don't wanna try
that with me.

00:19:39.732 --> 00:19:40.900
Finally.

00:19:40.942 --> 00:19:42.360
Now I can get down to the lair

00:19:42.402 --> 00:19:44.320
and work on getting
our son back.

00:19:44.362 --> 00:19:46.406
And it looks like I'm off
to buy some pudding.

00:19:46.447 --> 00:19:48.032
The smooth stuff.

00:19:48.074 --> 00:19:50.451
Anything crunchy
sits in me like a rock.

00:19:51.911 --> 00:19:53.288
Oh, hello?

00:19:54.580 --> 00:19:56.290
Are you forgetting something?

00:19:56.332 --> 00:19:57.333
Oh, right.

00:19:58.376 --> 00:20:00.336
Well, if I got to fix
the old man, you gotta fix that.

00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:14.267
Hey, Amy.

00:20:14.308 --> 00:20:16.310
Where were you?
I've been texting you for hours.

00:20:17.353 --> 00:20:19.397
Don't.

00:20:19.439 --> 00:20:20.398
I know everything.

00:20:22.233 --> 00:20:25.611
Oh, I've been at the junkyard
with Jake and Starling.

00:20:25.653 --> 00:20:27.447
Oh, boy.

00:20:27.488 --> 00:20:29.449
How could you keep this
all a secret from me?

00:20:29.490 --> 00:20:31.951
Look, I'm sorry.

00:20:31.993 --> 00:20:33.786
I was just trying
to protect everyone.

00:20:33.828 --> 00:20:35.455
Jake is my friend too.

00:20:35.496 --> 00:20:39.125
And when a friend asks
to keep a secret, I do it.

00:20:39.167 --> 00:20:41.335
You know,

00:20:41.377 --> 00:20:43.379
for the first time
in my life, I thought

00:20:43.421 --> 00:20:45.965
I actually made a real friend.

00:20:46.007 --> 00:20:48.551
Someone who'd be there
for me, have my back.

00:20:48.593 --> 00:20:52.680
But you're just as bad as Jake.

00:20:52.722 --> 00:20:54.640
Amy, please.

00:20:54.682 --> 00:20:57.560
I didn't even wanna keep
this secret at all.

00:20:57.602 --> 00:20:58.728
But you did.

00:20:59.854 --> 00:21:01.939
You know, I never wanted
a best friend in the first place

00:21:01.981 --> 00:21:03.483
and...

00:21:04.692 --> 00:21:06.027
now I know why.

00:21:12.950 --> 00:21:14.702
She knows.

00:21:16.245 --> 00:21:17.914
Yeah.

00:21:17.955 --> 00:21:21.083
Well, how do we fix this?

00:21:22.835 --> 00:21:24.295
Honestly, Hartley...

00:21:25.546 --> 00:21:27.131
I don't know if we can.

00:21:36.390 --> 00:21:39.268
Well, Colby,
the good news is I am a genius

00:21:39.310 --> 00:21:41.103
and I'll find a way
to get you back.

00:21:41.145 --> 00:21:42.939
The bad news is you'll have
to wait until Friday

00:21:42.980 --> 00:21:44.440
so you can buy us movie tickets

00:21:44.482 --> 00:21:46.317
with your
senior citizen discount.

00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:50.279
We'll need you
to buy us popcorn.

00:21:50.321 --> 00:21:52.240
We'd share it with you

00:21:52.281 --> 00:21:54.116
but it might get stuck
in your dentures.

00:21:55.535 --> 00:21:56.786
Hey.

00:21:56.869 --> 00:21:58.663
At least now
I'm old enough to drive.

00:21:58.704 --> 00:22:01.541
Oh, now you're too old to drive.

00:22:03.209 --> 00:22:04.877
That's a bummer.

00:22:04.919 --> 00:22:08.089
Well, at least
I'm old enough to drive.

00:22:09.674 --> 00:22:11.509
Oh, sweetie.

00:22:12.677 --> 00:22:14.428
Why don't you take a nap?

00:22:16.264 --> 00:22:17.431
Come on.

00:22:17.473 --> 00:22:19.016
Don't forget
to take his teeth out.