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Why are y'all up so early?

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I was dreaming about a rapping flamingo.

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That little bird had skills.

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That explains your sleep flapping.

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Now, grab a muffin.
We've got places to be.

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Where are we going?
And can I wear my pajamas?

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'Cause I don't do business casual
before 7:00 a.m.

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No, Lay Lay,
it is the fourth Sunday of the month,

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which means--

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We gotta get down, down, down

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To the house of the Lord

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So put on your Sunday best

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We going to church to get blessed

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Y'all definitely sound better
than that rapping flamingo.

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This church sure has you all
in a great mood.

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Yes, didn't your family
go to church in Houston?

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No, where I'm from,
Sundays were for updates and rest mode.

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Uh, she means her family
would take the Sabbath off.

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No!

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The peach cobbler ice cream
my mama made me.

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Who did this to you?

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I asked you all not to eat my ice cream.

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You know my mama makes this
special for me once a year.

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Now which one of you
disrespectful ice cream eaters

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partook in my peach-y treat?

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This sweet goodness is calling my name.

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Whoa, is it hot in here?

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The truth will come out.

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Your stomachs might feel good,

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but your hearts will feel heavy.

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Lay Lay, wanna help me take out the trash?

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Uh, we're not done
talking about my ice cream.

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I'm pretty sure we'll still
be able to hear you outside.

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Sorry about my dad.

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Grandma's peach cobbler ice cream
always makes him feel some kind of way.

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It sounds good.

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But I wouldn't know.

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Whoa. Is it getting hot up in here?

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I am burning up
like your mother's cooking.

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Shh!

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Don't trash Mom's cooking on Sundays.

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But tomorrow I'm here for it, right?

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You're gonna love church, Lay Lay.

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It inspires us to be
the best versions of ourselves.

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Really? I wanna be a better person.

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I want that for you, too.

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This is the Sunday
that Deacon Gladys decides

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if I get to be a junior deacon or not.

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I'm get to assist the volunteers
at church with their duties.

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[laughs] You said "duties."

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You can laugh but I really
wanna be a junior deacon.

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It combines two of the things I love most:

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volunteering and organization.

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I could also sing in the choir,
but we both know that's not my calling.

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There's singing? Well, that's my calling.

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I can definitely do that.

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Lay Lay, you can't just show up
and sing on the first day.

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You have to prove you can be
an upstanding member of the church first.

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Well, we'll see.

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I can be really charming
when I'm not being extra.

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Mom, I don't think
I can make it to church.

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I'm not feeling so well.

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Aw, you poor baby.

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Let's get you comfy on the couch
and I'll heat you up

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some of my cranberry, mustard,
and chicken feet soup.

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No!

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The Lord and I will handle this.

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The church is just around the corner,

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but I'll leave the security camera here
so we can check on you.

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Praise you.

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And you can stream the service online.

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But for us in-person saints,

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we gotta leave
'cause thou shall not be late.

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So sayeth the gospel of Mom.

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Hey, where's Lay Lay?

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I'm ready for church, y'all.

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Well, He did say, "Come as you are."

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Who said that? He don't know my life.

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Trust me, little girl, He does.

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Okay, people, if we leave now,
we can still get the good seats.

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So let's move, move, move.

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Feel better, baby.

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Thank you, Mother.

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You ready for this epic watch party, Snap?

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It's just me, you,

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and Zombie Gut Splash:
The Movie, The Gut Cut.

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Thank you, Lord.

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Oh, look at those hats.

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Do they sell those here?

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I was gonna wear my church hat,

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but when the Lord
lays your edges this good,

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you gotta let them shine.

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Welcome into this place

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Welcome into this broken vessel

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Wow, did they just hit
a three-part harmony?

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'Cause I want in on that.

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That's some of our choir members
welcoming everyone to church.

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If I had some change, I'd tip 'em.

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Oh, don't worry, baby.
We take the folding money too.

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Oh, Woody,
I guess you're here to ask forgiveness

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for the prices you're charging
down at BoomBox, huh?

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Lay Lay, I'm here to give thanks
for y'all paying those prices at BoomBox.

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Hello, Sister Sadie. It's good to see you.

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Even if you are two minutes
and fifteen seconds late.

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I told you Deacon Gladys
runs a tight ship.

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And much like Noah and his ark,

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if you ain't on time,
you will get left behind.

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Now, be a dear and hand out these programs

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to the other saints who hit snooze
one too many times.

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Ma'am, yes, ma'am.

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Well, well, well. Ha!

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If it isn't the Alexanders, ha!

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On their monthly visit, ha, ha!

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And, uh, who might we have, ha, here?

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Lay--ha! Lay.

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It's her first time visiting,
Pastor Brown.

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She's still getting used to things.

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That's why she's wearing that outfit.

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Well, she's always welcome here.

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Everybody, welcome Lay Lay.

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Lay Lay

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We hope you have a good day-day.

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Day-day

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If you see somebody you know,
give them a hey-hey!

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Hey, hey!

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Wow, if the lobby is this lit,

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I can't wait to see what church is like.

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You not gonna sing what I say
like you do for him?

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No

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Yeah, that water cleanses
people of their guilt

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and they come out feeling better.

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Wow, fans with the headliner's face?

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Pool that makes people feel better?
I'm never leaving this place.

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He's not the headliner, he's the pastor.

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It's his job to teach and preach.

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He got merch, he a headliner.

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Saints, sinners,

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those in between, good morning.

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[all] Good morning.

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Today we gon' talk about honesty.

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My family needs to hear this

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'cause someone's lying about
my mama's ice cream.

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Honesty is the path of the righteous.

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Some of you might be hiding your truth.

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But we gon' get it out of you. [laughs]

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Ooh, all right.
Great teaching and preaching.

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Can we leave now?

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It's just getting started.

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I know we have those in here
who bear false witness.

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In other words, liars!

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He is preaching today.

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Sure is.

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Am I doing something wrong?
This fan is not working.

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Somebody cooking in here?

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Uh, oh, I'm overheating.
This must be an avatar thing.

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Ooh, we're gonna have
some church up in here today.

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The pastor is on fire today.

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He sure is.

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I'm Sadie's affirmation app

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1,001, 1,002, 1,003.

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Baby, do you mind counting in your head?

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Count in my head? Who am I, a genius?

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Dang, now I got to start over.

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One, two, three…

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Four.

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I'm all counted.

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Sister Sadie, your organizational skills
are an asset to the community.

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You have truly blossomed
into quite the fine young lady.

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Smart, sophisticated.

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Silent.

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Keep it up, Sadie,

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and soon you'll be a junior deacon.

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Oh, that would mean so much to me.

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I could finally get in there
and alphabetize all the hymnals.

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Nine,

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10, 11, 12.

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That's it, I cannot sit next to Rain Man.

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Be careful! Don't knock over the--

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Velma, stay away from the light!

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The bag hit her foot, not her head.

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I think she triggered my gout.

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Oh, not the gout.

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What's the gout?

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Take her to get some help.

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You're counting those pennies now.

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We can't watch

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Zombie Gut Splash: The Movie, The Gut Cut

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on an empty gut.

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Time to make a delicious treat.

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First ingredient,
squished jelly bean guts.

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Next up, sweet and sour candy eyeball.

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And a little fruit punch blood.

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And voila, a zombie soup.

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Saints, do you know what time it is?

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It's testimony time.

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Anybody got some truth to say,
come on down my way.

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I've got something to share.

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Please tell me
this is not about the ice cream.

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You know it's about the ice cream.

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-Morning, saints.
- Morning.

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Today has been really hard for me.

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I just found out that

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someone ate the last of my mama's
peach cobbler ice cream.

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Oh, take your time, brother,
take your time.

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But being here has allowed me

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to think about what I'm thankful for.

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I'm thankful for my family, my wife.

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I'm thankful to have
a great addition to our home.

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She's like a second daughter to me.

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She's a sister to Sadie.

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I'm grateful for Lay Lay.

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Aw, man.

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-You mean amen.
-Amen.

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Did you hear what he said?

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The Alexander house guest
has become family.

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Whoo, my Lord is able!

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[all] He is able.

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Yes, able to make me feel worse
than I already do.

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Ooh, I better check on Marky.

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My poor baby.

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He's been asleep this whole time.

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Let's do this.

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I hope you went to the bathroom, fellas,

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'cause it's movie time.

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Truth is like ice cold water

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washing over your hot, burning lies.

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Oh, come on.

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Oh, Lay Lay is feeling it.

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You okay? You look sweaty.

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Really? Is it noticeable?

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The preacher's just getting to me.

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Yeah, you might wanna get some water.

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Yeah, I'm gonna find some water.

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And a towel.

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Alright, Sadie,
this is how you become a junior deacon.

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We have to fold all 500 church programs

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for next week's service.

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And by "we," I mean you.

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500?

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You took out two
of my top program folders.

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Someone's got to pick up the slack.

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And by "someone," I mean you.

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Oh, man, I sure hope Velma's okay.

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Whatever happens, we'll do what
needs to be done for these services.

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And by "we," you mean me?

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Look at you, catching on quick.

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Good news, turns out Velma's gout
was just a bunion.

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Don't be talking about my feet, Woodrow.

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Velma,

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does that mean you can still
do your solo with the choir?

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Oh, no. This bunion is bad, baby.

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I can't put no weight on my foot,
which means I can't sway.

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And if I can't sway, I can't sing.

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Who's gonna take Velma's place?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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Lay Lay wants to be in the choir.

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I'm more of a
behind-the-scenes kind of girl.

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Sadie, if you don't have what it takes,

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I can get Teresa to do it.

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Now that girl cannot hold a note,

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but she'll get
that last junior deacon slot.

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No, no, I can do it.

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Junior Deacon Sadie, at your service.

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That's our girl. How's your choir sway?

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I guess it would look like this.

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You got a bunion too, baby?

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'Cause that is some low-rent
choir swaying right there.

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And now, saints, I'd like everyone

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to turn to your neighbor and say,

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"I'm so glad you came to church today."

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Where is Lay Lay?

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And now, as we come to a close,

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I'd like to invite those
who would like to be baptized

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to come up and receive forgiveness.

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Lord, have mercy.

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I'm ready to receive forgiveness!

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What were you doing in there?

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Do you wanna get baptized?

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I just wanted to cool off.

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-What?
- What?

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Why are they so upset, Sadie?

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Because, Lay Lay,

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you can't just go swimming
in the baptismal pool.

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I had to cool off. I'm so hot.

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I think it's an avatar glitch.

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Avatar glitch? How hot are you?

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Pretty hot.

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Sweet James Brown!

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You're so hot, you've already dried off.

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Why is this happening?

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I think it's because I feel guilty.

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I ate your Dad's ice cream.

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And now every time
I think about it, I get hotter.

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How do I fix this, Sadie?

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Well, the only way to get over guilt

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is to tell the truth
and ask for forgiveness.

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Luckily, you're in
the perfect place to do that.

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Here goes nothing.

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Hey, Sister Britney was up
all night printing those fans.

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Pick my face up off the ground.
Disrespectful!

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Pastor Brown, I have something to say.

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You hear that?

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She has something
she wants to say, family.

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Um, I ate Mr. A's ice cream.

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And I beg for forgiveness.
Church, back me up.

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Up.

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Who among us can resist the temptation

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of a peach cobbler ice cream scoop?

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You know what I mean?

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When the peach to crunch ratio is so good,

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it makes you want to scream
"Ha-Lay-Lay-Lujah!"

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[all] Ha-Lay-Lay-Lujah!

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What is happening in here?

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You're witnessing church, Lay Lay style.

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Being in this church made me realize

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how important it is
for me to speak my truth.

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Mr. A, I'm sorry
for eating your ice cream.

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I appreciate your honesty, Lay Lay.

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And I forgive you

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for eating my mama's ice cream
she made just for me.

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I'm so thankful for Mr. and Mrs. A.

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for welcoming me into their home.

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And especially thankful
for my best friend, Sadie.

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She told me church
would make me a better person

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but she makes me be
a better person every day.

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Sadie, I cooled off. You were right.

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I feel so much better now
that I've told the truth.

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I ate some of my dad's ice cream too!

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Sadie Penelope Alexander!

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Sorry, Dad.

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Once you confessed,
I knew I had to confess.

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I had some of the ice cream too.

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I'm sorry, baby.

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That ice cream's the only thing
I like about your mama.

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Well, Snapper, hold on to your snappies

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'cause it's Zombie Gut Splash time.

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This isn't Zombie Gut Splash.

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It's the livestream from church.

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Bryce's mother made it special for him.

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But I coveted that ice cream.

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Mom's testifying?

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I shouldn't have eaten it

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but I have to set
a good example for my children

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and tell the truth.

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After what you heard from me,
I'm sure you don't want me to sing.

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Sadie, if you were brave enough
to testify in front of the congregation,

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you can definitely sing for them.

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Show them how a junior deacon does this.

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-I got in?
-For now.

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Let's see how the song goes.

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Well, if there are no other confessions

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from the Alexander family
that we used to respect--

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I have to testify!

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Ugh, you know what?

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Y'all need to start coming up in here
more than once a month.

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I faked being sick
so I can stay home and watch

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Zombie Gut Splash: The Movie, The Gut Cut.

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I was weak.

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The poor, poor parents.

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Well, at least he didn't say that
he ate some of his daddy's ice cream.

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I ate some of the ice cream too.

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So I'm the only person
who didn't get any ice cream?

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Well, Sister Lay Lay,
by you speaking your truth,

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you have encouraged others to do the same.

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We all fall short sometime.

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Speaking of, it's time to go.

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So, choir, if you will lead us
with our benediction song.

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It's over.

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Pastor Brown, would it be okay
if my friend joined us?

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I don't see why not.

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She's proven herself worthy.

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Even though you did
take an unauthorized dip

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in my baptismal pool.

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Finally.

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Pastor, pass me that mic.

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Joyful, joyful

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Lord, we adore Thee

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God of Glory, Lord of love

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Hearts unfold like flowers before Thee

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Opening to the sun above