WEBVTT 00:00:24.154 --> 00:00:25.321 I want it 00:00:26.114 --> 00:00:27.115 I want it 00:00:28.158 --> 00:00:29.242 I want it 00:00:30.076 --> 00:00:31.286 I want it 00:00:31.911 --> 00:00:33.788 They'll never make enough toys 00:00:33.913 --> 00:00:36.291 To satisfy my addiction 00:00:39.335 --> 00:00:41.087 I'm at it again, understand 00:00:41.171 --> 00:00:42.672 I don't need your permission... 00:00:42.756 --> 00:00:43.631 Little help. 00:00:47.427 --> 00:00:48.511 No. No! 00:00:49.471 --> 00:00:51.765 That's my knuckle sandwich! 00:00:52.265 --> 00:00:53.099 Give it back! 00:00:53.183 --> 00:00:55.101 Give me back my breakfast, you thief! 00:00:55.185 --> 00:00:56.936 Things are mutating fast down here. 00:00:57.437 --> 00:00:58.938 If you stop and look around, 00:00:59.314 --> 00:01:00.315 you might get eaten. 00:01:01.191 --> 00:01:02.650 Hey! Uh, hey. Um... 00:01:03.610 --> 00:01:05.612 Can you tell Wesley... 00:01:06.071 --> 00:01:08.490 Never mind, you're too nuts to remember anyway. 00:01:09.032 --> 00:01:10.116 I'll tell Wesley. 00:01:10.450 --> 00:01:13.286 Uh, "Guh, never mind, you're too nuts to remember anyway." 00:01:18.625 --> 00:01:21.878 Wesley, "Guh, never mind, you're too nuts to remember anyway." 00:01:24.964 --> 00:01:26.174 What do you think you're doing? 00:01:26.216 --> 00:01:28.551 You're finger looks like Tom Sizemore's *. 00:01:29.636 --> 00:01:32.055 Yeah, I lost some blood, and... 00:01:33.181 --> 00:01:34.641 the gangrene is spreading, 00:01:34.682 --> 00:01:36.935 but I'm fine. I'm fine. 00:01:36.976 --> 00:01:40.021 The truest warrior knows when to hold 'em 00:01:40.522 --> 00:01:41.981 and when to fold 'em. 00:01:42.023 --> 00:01:44.734 Guys, look, I'm fine. Okay? 00:01:44.818 --> 00:01:46.778 Sam is still out there somewhere, and I have to... 00:01:51.199 --> 00:01:52.325 Mm. 00:01:52.408 --> 00:01:54.828 You are taking a day off. 00:02:01.251 --> 00:02:02.252 So... 00:02:02.502 --> 00:02:05.255 I bet all of you thought this was just Josh's story, 00:02:05.338 --> 00:02:08.591 the cis white male guiding you through the end of the world. 00:02:09.050 --> 00:02:12.846 TV testing says people like a warm gravity blanket of familiarity, 00:02:13.263 --> 00:02:15.515 so they can second-screen their Insta feed. 00:02:16.015 --> 00:02:18.351 But I say let's fuck some shit up! 00:02:19.853 --> 00:02:22.188 This is my story now. 00:02:22.272 --> 00:02:24.399 I'm throwing kerosene on this motha' 00:02:24.524 --> 00:02:26.693 and scorching conformity to ash. 00:02:26.776 --> 00:02:29.696 I don't do this breaking-the-fourth-wall bullshit. 00:02:30.155 --> 00:02:34.450 My jam is Clockwork Orange, Apocalypse Now, 00:02:34.534 --> 00:02:37.787 and the Marty Scorsese classic tale of violence and loyalty, 00:02:38.204 --> 00:02:39.372 Goodfellas. 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.875 So we're switching to my voice over... 00:02:42.375 --> 00:02:44.043 right now. 00:02:47.088 --> 00:02:48.673 I'm a highly unstable genius. 00:02:48.882 --> 00:02:51.551 I was solving fractal dimensions of Mandelbrot sets 00:02:51.634 --> 00:02:54.554 while I was still pooping myself in Dora Pull-Ups. 00:02:54.637 --> 00:02:56.389 But as far back as I can remember, 00:02:56.431 --> 00:02:58.224 I always wanted to be a gangsta. 00:03:00.310 --> 00:03:02.562 My parents treated me like a precious teacup 00:03:02.645 --> 00:03:04.522 locked up in a glass case. 00:03:06.441 --> 00:03:10.737 But homeschooling was like doing time on a remote island penal colony. 00:03:11.654 --> 00:03:15.408 A different guard every hour making me break rocks in a mental quarry. 00:03:18.745 --> 00:03:20.121 I had zero friends. 00:03:20.622 --> 00:03:23.666 My parents wanted me to be the next Rosalind Franklin, 00:03:24.209 --> 00:03:27.420 the chemistry queen who actually discovered DNA. 00:03:28.171 --> 00:03:32.508 But she had two douche-b's mansplain away her Nobel Prize. 00:03:32.592 --> 00:03:33.927 Not me. 00:03:33.968 --> 00:03:37.138 I wanted to be Griselda Blanco, 00:03:37.222 --> 00:03:40.266 the Cocaine Cowgirl of the Medellín Cartel, 00:03:40.350 --> 00:03:44.938 because a gangsta is surrounded by a mob, a true family, 00:03:45.021 --> 00:03:48.691 and a genius is all fucking alone. 00:03:49.776 --> 00:03:51.444 I have hallucinations. 00:03:51.527 --> 00:03:53.154 I had a three-part plan 00:03:53.238 --> 00:03:56.616 to make myself into an ice-cold crime lord. 00:03:57.450 --> 00:03:59.494 Get the product. 00:03:59.619 --> 00:04:03.498 I knew setting my curtains on fire would earn me a trip to my psychiatrist, 00:04:03.623 --> 00:04:07.877 Dr. "Has-No-Idea-I'm-Manipulating- His-Yale-Educated-*." 00:04:07.961 --> 00:04:10.296 I lie about my anxiety, and I get Ritalin. 00:04:10.338 --> 00:04:12.715 Depression - Prozac. Pain - Vicodin. 00:04:12.799 --> 00:04:14.968 Sleep - Klonopin. Watch this move. 00:04:15.009 --> 00:04:16.135 I saw a dead cat... 00:04:16.719 --> 00:04:19.055 One tear... and I felt nothing. 00:04:19.138 --> 00:04:21.557 Nets me one month of Adderall. 00:04:31.985 --> 00:04:34.279 Cut the product. 00:04:34.862 --> 00:04:36.990 Griselda Blanco had a lingerie factory 00:04:37.031 --> 00:04:39.909 so mules could smuggle cocaine in their cooch. 00:04:40.702 --> 00:04:41.911 I had slime. 00:04:41.995 --> 00:04:44.747 Kids are losing their shit making and selling slime. 00:04:45.164 --> 00:04:48.418 It was the perfect front for a ten-year-old cutie-pie like me: 00:04:48.835 --> 00:04:50.003 edible slime. 00:04:51.170 --> 00:04:54.007 I came up with adorbs code names to push my product. 00:04:54.299 --> 00:04:56.217 Zany Zucchini is Xanax. 00:04:56.301 --> 00:04:58.177 Life's Lemons is Lexapro. 00:04:58.553 --> 00:05:00.847 I posted a DIY video to YouTube, 00:05:00.930 --> 00:05:03.224 and I was officially open for business. 00:05:03.308 --> 00:05:05.310 SO TAKE IT FROM ME, GUYS. "SLIMER:" 00:05:05.852 --> 00:05:07.270 Don't feel your feelings. 00:05:08.187 --> 00:05:09.480 "Just eat them." 00:05:13.568 --> 00:05:15.028 Say what? 00:05:16.029 --> 00:05:18.364 Distribute the product. 00:05:22.368 --> 00:05:24.412 - Meany, meany, meany, meany - Say what? 00:05:24.537 --> 00:05:26.873 - Meany, meany, meany, meany - Say what? 00:05:26.956 --> 00:05:29.792 - Meany, meany, meany, meany - Okay 00:05:29.876 --> 00:05:31.377 Hello, it's the Soul 00:05:31.419 --> 00:05:34.047 Troopin' in with the Jungle patrol 00:05:34.088 --> 00:05:37.050 And this one's about the KOs The knockouts out there 00:05:37.091 --> 00:05:37.216 - Who's holding my buddy - Hold up 00:05:37.300 --> 00:05:39.177 - Wait a minute - Now just wait 00:05:39.302 --> 00:05:41.804 We're gonna talk about Buddy on this plate 00:05:41.888 --> 00:05:43.806 But before we let the herd out the gate 00:05:43.848 --> 00:05:46.224 Make sure the all the levels are straight out the Jungle 00:05:46.225 --> 00:05:47.935 The Jungle, the Brothers, the Brothers 00:05:47.977 --> 00:05:50.271 In no time, I was the Slime Queenpin 00:05:50.355 --> 00:05:51.689 of the San Gabriel Valley. 00:05:52.815 --> 00:05:55.068 Nothing and no one was going to stop me. 00:05:56.444 --> 00:05:57.487 The selling of slime 00:05:57.570 --> 00:06:02.075 and/or slime-related products has been banned on campus, young scholar. 00:06:02.658 --> 00:06:03.785 Are you even a student here? 00:06:04.369 --> 00:06:06.496 Of course, I did my research on Burr. 00:06:06.579 --> 00:06:07.997 I was prepared for anything. 00:06:08.081 --> 00:06:11.501 This is a fundraiser to abdicate for a sustainable ag. 00:06:11.542 --> 00:06:14.003 All of my slime is made with local phytoplankton. 00:06:14.045 --> 00:06:15.171 Oh, really? 00:06:15.380 --> 00:06:17.215 This is for you. Chocolate Surprise. 00:06:17.632 --> 00:06:18.716 Oh... 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.511 Well... I do like phytoplankton. 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:24.555 Listen up, piss midget. 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:26.641 The Target on your side has a pharmacy. 00:06:26.724 --> 00:06:28.976 We need those antibiotics, or Josh will die. 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:32.647 Saving a human life is the highest form of karmic reward, Eli. 00:06:32.688 --> 00:06:34.816 Karma was my cousin Mia's stripper name, 00:06:34.899 --> 00:06:37.402 and now she's a puddle of skin on Central Avenue. 00:06:38.152 --> 00:06:40.863 - Karma is dead. - Do you want Josh to die? 00:06:42.907 --> 00:06:44.826 I want my fucking mall back. 00:06:45.159 --> 00:06:47.161 You heathens are trespassing, 00:06:47.703 --> 00:06:50.164 but if you leave, 00:06:50.248 --> 00:06:52.834 I'll dose you some of my pharma to save Josh. 00:06:54.669 --> 00:06:56.504 So you have antibiotics? 00:06:57.672 --> 00:06:59.090 Well, no, 00:06:59.173 --> 00:07:01.426 but I have other stuff that could help. 00:07:01.509 --> 00:07:05.263 Ice packs, Luna bars. Good ones. No lemon bullshit. 00:07:06.097 --> 00:07:07.682 I'll trade you for some lotion. 00:07:07.765 --> 00:07:09.809 Lotion? You should have plenty. 00:07:09.892 --> 00:07:11.519 Mavis and I used it all. 00:07:11.936 --> 00:07:13.479 I think Mavis is a mannequin. 00:07:13.855 --> 00:07:14.814 Ew! 00:07:14.856 --> 00:07:17.108 Lotion for what? The *? 00:07:17.191 --> 00:07:20.319 No! Mavis and I are saving ourselves until marriage. 00:07:20.778 --> 00:07:22.947 Until then, we're taking practice shots. 00:07:23.030 --> 00:07:24.323 Scrubbing potatoes, 00:07:24.782 --> 00:07:27.160 Flogging Molly, Spotifying, 00:07:27.243 --> 00:07:31.372 Defense Against the Dark Arts, going down to Palm Springs, 00:07:31.456 --> 00:07:32.540 getting a salmon head... 00:07:32.623 --> 00:07:35.209 Come on, just give me one squirt of that cucumber melon ointment. 00:07:35.626 --> 00:07:37.712 I don't negotiate with terrorists. 00:07:38.588 --> 00:07:41.382 Come on, Wesley. Let's find the drugs somehow... 00:07:41.466 --> 00:07:42.717 somewhere else. 00:07:45.553 --> 00:07:46.554 Hey... 00:07:48.055 --> 00:07:50.808 I know your secret sauce, and it ain't tzatziki. 00:07:51.893 --> 00:07:53.436 You don't know * about shit. 00:07:54.228 --> 00:07:56.731 I know you are going to get me my lotion. 00:07:57.982 --> 00:08:00.776 - I'm whitemailing your *. - Don't you mean blackmail? 00:08:01.235 --> 00:08:02.487 I'm reclaiming the word. 00:08:03.070 --> 00:08:05.948 White is the total of all color. 00:08:06.073 --> 00:08:08.950 You and me are brothers, brother. 00:08:20.671 --> 00:08:23.508 I told Wesley, "Guh, never mind, you're too nuts to remember anyway." 00:08:25.051 --> 00:08:26.052 Okay. 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:29.013 - You look upset. - I'm hungry. 00:08:30.932 --> 00:08:33.851 - I think I saw a panini maker... - I want something more... 00:08:35.269 --> 00:08:36.270 substantial. 00:08:38.231 --> 00:08:39.690 I was gonna eat your finger, 00:08:40.691 --> 00:08:41.901 but then a bird stole it, 00:08:42.026 --> 00:08:43.444 stole my breakfast, 00:08:43.528 --> 00:08:45.655 the most important meal of the day, 00:08:45.738 --> 00:08:48.199 and I'm still so very, very... 00:08:49.492 --> 00:08:51.702 so very, very, very... 00:08:52.078 --> 00:08:54.205 so very, very, very ravenous! 00:08:54.288 --> 00:08:57.041 No! Stop! Stop, stop! 00:08:57.124 --> 00:08:59.794 - This is gonna be for the best. - No, no, no! 00:09:04.215 --> 00:09:07.802 Do you think it's okay that we left Josh all alone with the Witch? 00:09:08.177 --> 00:09:11.305 Ms. Crumble had the chance to eat Josh's whole arm and didn't. 00:09:11.389 --> 00:09:13.849 She's harmless, mostly. 00:09:19.230 --> 00:09:21.190 All right. Slow down. 00:09:21.315 --> 00:09:23.651 I'm fine. And we're racing against death. 00:09:24.485 --> 00:09:26.362 We have to get those antibiotics. 00:09:26.445 --> 00:09:28.698 And since you're too chickenshit to get behind the wheel, 00:09:28.739 --> 00:09:29.615 I'm driving. 00:09:32.994 --> 00:09:37.039 I didn't need a license when we had Uber and killer bud. 00:09:37.164 --> 00:09:38.499 I'm going to Victor's Pharmacy. 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:40.793 The Rite Aid on Brand is closer. 00:09:40.876 --> 00:09:42.628 No go. That's Yung Kopps' turf. 00:09:43.337 --> 00:09:44.380 The CVS on York. 00:09:44.463 --> 00:09:45.923 4-H Club territory. 00:09:46.674 --> 00:09:48.593 - The CVS on Central? - Cheermazons. 00:09:48.676 --> 00:09:50.011 The CVS on San Fernando. 00:09:50.052 --> 00:09:53.347 The Disciples of Kardashia will flay our skin to make throw pillows. 00:09:53.723 --> 00:09:55.725 How do you know about all these tribes? 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:59.186 - Used to hang with them. - Which ones? The Disciples? 00:09:59.478 --> 00:10:02.189 The Disciples, Kopps, 4-H. 00:10:02.231 --> 00:10:03.316 That's a lot of tribes. 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:05.192 Also, did some time with the Porto Bakery Boyz 00:10:05.276 --> 00:10:07.236 and a hot minute with the Highland Park Donut Hos. 00:10:07.570 --> 00:10:10.072 Those are some crazy *. 00:10:10.197 --> 00:10:11.282 Damn, girl! 00:10:11.866 --> 00:10:13.117 You get around! 00:10:13.743 --> 00:10:15.202 Why don't you just stay put? 00:10:15.244 --> 00:10:18.456 I could tell Wesley the truth, how they rejected me, 00:10:18.539 --> 00:10:19.749 how it hurt, 00:10:19.874 --> 00:10:22.418 but that would require what my dead psychiatrist, 00:10:22.501 --> 00:10:25.713 Dr. "What-Can-A-Forty-Year-Old-Dude- Know-About-Girls" 00:10:25.755 --> 00:10:28.883 called radical self-acceptance. 00:10:29.508 --> 00:10:32.261 Maybe, it would make me feel better to open up, 00:10:32.970 --> 00:10:33.971 share. 00:10:34.472 --> 00:10:36.641 Sharing is caring, but... 00:10:36.724 --> 00:10:38.142 I don't give a rat's *. 00:10:39.310 --> 00:10:40.311 What about you? 00:10:40.728 --> 00:10:43.147 Aren't you the shiny star of Glendale High? 00:10:43.564 --> 00:10:45.232 Shouldn't you be with the Jocks? 00:10:46.817 --> 00:10:47.818 I was. 00:10:49.236 --> 00:10:50.237 I left. 00:10:51.906 --> 00:10:52.948 I left because... 00:10:55.493 --> 00:10:57.745 because Turbo is fucking insane. 00:10:58.412 --> 00:11:01.957 Principal Burr, you have a kind and compassionate heart. 00:11:02.083 --> 00:11:04.418 Oh, well, thank you. That's all the cardio. 00:11:04.502 --> 00:11:05.961 Mona, Mona, hi. 00:11:06.629 --> 00:11:08.172 I just wanted to tell you, um, 00:11:08.631 --> 00:11:10.508 you have the best * 00:11:10.591 --> 00:11:12.593 like, fearless cleavage. 00:11:13.177 --> 00:11:14.637 You're a femme future leader. 00:11:15.680 --> 00:11:17.556 If you're making fun of me, Sam Dean, 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:19.934 I swear I'll gas-pedal your box. 00:11:21.644 --> 00:11:24.021 You wanna know what I love about you, Josh Wheeler? 00:11:28.484 --> 00:11:30.861 You wanna know what I love about you, Josh Wheeler? 00:11:32.446 --> 00:11:34.156 Know what I love about you, Josh Wheeler? 00:12:12.611 --> 00:12:15.573 Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! 00:12:19.702 --> 00:12:21.954 The game is on the line. League championship. 00:12:22.037 --> 00:12:23.664 Fifteen seconds left. 00:12:23.706 --> 00:12:26.667 Turbo Pokaski has the weight of the team on his shoulders. 00:12:26.709 --> 00:12:29.128 He gets the ball, he fades back to the 50. 00:12:29.211 --> 00:12:30.337 Ten seconds left. 00:12:30.421 --> 00:12:32.298 The South Pass line goes after him. 00:12:32.381 --> 00:12:34.842 Turbo evades one tackle, breaks another. 00:12:34.884 --> 00:12:36.927 He leaves the pocket and scrambles. 00:12:37.011 --> 00:12:38.387 He lets the ball fly! 00:12:38.512 --> 00:12:40.473 It's above down the left sideline! 00:12:40.556 --> 00:12:43.517 He hands to Brinker at three! A perfect pass! 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:45.936 Brinker falls into the end zone! 00:12:46.020 --> 00:12:49.982 Glendale wins! Glendale wins the championship! 00:12:50.065 --> 00:12:51.942 It is all Turbo. 00:12:52.026 --> 00:12:54.361 Turbo Pokaski does it again! 00:13:06.624 --> 00:13:08.959 We are not the villains. 00:13:09.043 --> 00:13:11.712 We are the heroes keeping you safe 00:13:11.754 --> 00:13:14.215 from those who would do you harm, my brothers. 00:13:15.090 --> 00:13:17.885 But you STEM Punks up and bit the hand that fed you. 00:13:18.385 --> 00:13:20.095 Now, you got to heel. 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:22.723 Hurry the fuck up, Slowen. 00:13:22.807 --> 00:13:24.517 Hey, yo, pick up the pace, Slowen. 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:26.393 No pinny left behind, Slowen. 00:13:26.477 --> 00:13:28.895 - Slow-* Owen! - Slow-motion Owen! 00:13:28.896 --> 00:13:30.397 Slow-growin' Owen. 00:13:31.273 --> 00:13:32.399 I don't get that. 00:13:32.483 --> 00:13:35.945 - You know, 'cause his * can't get hard. - Whoa, that's sexual har ment, bro. 00:13:36.070 --> 00:13:37.738 - We don't do that anymore. - Ow! 00:13:37.822 --> 00:13:39.323 Everyone gets a color. 00:13:39.824 --> 00:13:41.909 Blues, you're the kitchen scuts. 00:13:42.409 --> 00:13:44.453 Yellows, Ghoulie wranglers 00:13:44.578 --> 00:13:45.955 for American Ninja Idol. 00:13:46.413 --> 00:13:47.998 Reds, you're spike brigade. 00:13:48.707 --> 00:13:50.334 What's spike brigade? 00:13:51.293 --> 00:13:52.586 Am I going deaf? 00:13:52.670 --> 00:13:56.799 Did I just hear myself ask for stupid motherfucking questions? 00:13:56.924 --> 00:13:58.676 You'll see tonight. Move! 00:14:06.433 --> 00:14:08.727 Turbo has another job for you, beautiful. 00:14:08.811 --> 00:14:10.145 Something special. 00:14:39.967 --> 00:14:41.302 I'll get the antibiotics. 00:14:41.343 --> 00:14:43.053 You grab all the gummy bears you can carry. 00:14:43.637 --> 00:14:45.598 The acid in that shit rots teeth. 00:14:46.807 --> 00:14:49.184 Josh can't swallow, we can't hook up an IV, 00:14:49.310 --> 00:14:51.478 so I have to crush the pills into edible slime. 00:14:52.021 --> 00:14:54.523 Some girl used to do that at our school. 00:14:54.648 --> 00:14:56.066 Sounds like she was a boss. 00:14:56.150 --> 00:14:58.152 I heard she was socio-pathetic. 00:14:58.569 --> 00:15:00.613 Just do your job. 00:15:17.713 --> 00:15:20.883 I was only six years old when I made my very first bomb. 00:15:28.265 --> 00:15:30.184 I blew up my talking teddy bear. 00:15:30.684 --> 00:15:32.436 His name was Mr. Bearman. 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:35.397 He said he loved me, said we were besties. 00:15:35.898 --> 00:15:37.358 But then I wondered, 00:15:37.775 --> 00:15:40.027 what does this bear say when I'm not around? 00:15:40.527 --> 00:15:41.528 Did he talk shit? 00:15:41.904 --> 00:15:43.906 Did he rat me out to my parents? 00:15:44.031 --> 00:15:45.741 Snitches get stitches, 00:15:46.116 --> 00:15:48.702 and talking bears get blown up. 00:15:50.412 --> 00:15:54.041 Dr. "Can't-Stop-His-Own-Husband- From-Having-An-Affair" said 00:15:54.124 --> 00:15:57.336 I suffered from paranoid personality disorder. 00:15:58.629 --> 00:16:02.007 He said I test people because I don't think anyone really likes me... 00:16:04.551 --> 00:16:07.596 But I just like making shit 'splode. 00:17:01.442 --> 00:17:03.777 Guys, I need your help. 00:17:04.445 --> 00:17:06.447 I am so hungry, 00:17:07.531 --> 00:17:08.907 but everything I eat 00:17:08.991 --> 00:17:11.243 tastes like a yeast infection and cilantro, 00:17:12.494 --> 00:17:13.495 except for blood. 00:17:14.830 --> 00:17:16.165 Blood tastes really good. 00:17:18.625 --> 00:17:19.877 Yes, Stacy, 00:17:20.669 --> 00:17:22.421 I am wearing a new shade of dirt, 00:17:23.130 --> 00:17:25.674 but can we just focus on the issues at hand, please? 00:17:29.011 --> 00:17:30.471 What? What's that, Tracy? 00:17:37.811 --> 00:17:40.314 Kill Josh? No, I couldn't. No. 00:17:41.148 --> 00:17:42.983 Could I? No, it would be wrong. 00:17:43.025 --> 00:17:45.569 Maybe just a taste, though? 00:17:47.321 --> 00:17:49.865 Stacy. Yes, I know, 00:17:49.948 --> 00:17:51.700 I have zero self-control. 00:17:51.825 --> 00:17:54.495 Yes, we all remember the Almond Roca incident, 00:17:54.953 --> 00:17:56.330 but I do like blood, Tracy. 00:17:56.830 --> 00:17:59.958 No. No. I also don't like murder. 00:18:00.042 --> 00:18:01.543 What do you think, Alejandro? 00:18:01.668 --> 00:18:02.836 You've been very quiet. 00:18:05.589 --> 00:18:06.590 What? 00:18:07.382 --> 00:18:09.843 Are you so disgusted that you can't even look at me? 00:18:11.178 --> 00:18:12.846 What are you staring at? 00:18:23.524 --> 00:18:26.193 You're a genius. Thank you. 00:18:38.872 --> 00:18:41.083 Listen up, maggots. Roll call. 00:18:42.709 --> 00:18:43.710 Matthew. 00:18:44.545 --> 00:18:45.629 Morgan. 00:18:45.712 --> 00:18:46.755 Micah. 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:47.965 Michelle. 00:18:48.048 --> 00:18:49.049 Mason. 00:18:49.133 --> 00:18:50.134 Martin. 00:18:50.217 --> 00:18:51.176 Max. 00:18:51.218 --> 00:18:52.427 Maximilian. 00:18:52.553 --> 00:18:53.720 Maxwell. 00:18:53.762 --> 00:18:54.847 Maya. 00:18:54.930 --> 00:18:57.099 Madison. Maisie. Murray. 00:18:57.558 --> 00:19:00.435 Matilda. Melanie. Melania. Maritza. 00:19:00.561 --> 00:19:02.396 Marco. Mordecai. Melicia. 00:19:02.479 --> 00:19:04.857 Megan. Molly. Millie. 00:19:05.274 --> 00:19:07.401 Muji. Malia. 00:19:07.442 --> 00:19:10.779 And... Sasha. 00:19:12.281 --> 00:19:14.074 All present. 00:19:16.493 --> 00:19:19.663 Wakey, wakey, tofu eggs and bakey. 00:19:22.499 --> 00:19:24.251 - Hello, lover. - Uh-uh. 00:19:24.334 --> 00:19:26.378 Yes. 00:19:31.425 --> 00:19:34.011 Uh-uh! 00:19:39.683 --> 00:19:41.268 It's time to eat up, Josh. 00:19:42.394 --> 00:19:46.106 It's time to eat you up, Josh. 00:19:50.861 --> 00:19:51.862 Yeah. 00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:04.708 Wesley, I found some gummies. 00:20:12.257 --> 00:20:13.300 Lotion. 00:20:13.383 --> 00:20:17.554 You probably want to know about the lotion. 00:20:20.432 --> 00:20:22.642 - Oh, God, my car... - Ghoulies. 00:20:22.643 --> 00:20:24.228 They must've heard the bang. 00:20:24.311 --> 00:20:26.480 I... need... bathroom. 00:20:26.563 --> 00:20:27.648 Oh, God... 00:20:35.989 --> 00:20:37.282 They're everywhere. 00:20:39.076 --> 00:20:40.077 If I'm going down, 00:20:40.911 --> 00:20:41.954 I'm going down in a blaze. 00:21:01.431 --> 00:21:02.683 Did someone just save us? 00:21:05.602 --> 00:21:08.188 Stop smoking rainbows. 00:21:08.522 --> 00:21:09.690 No, they want our shit, 00:21:10.315 --> 00:21:11.566 and we're not gonna give it up. 00:21:21.034 --> 00:21:22.703 Is it LaCroy, 00:21:23.245 --> 00:21:25.372 or is it LaCroix? 00:21:26.331 --> 00:21:28.500 Is it LaCroy... 00:21:42.514 --> 00:21:43.724 Cheermazons. 00:21:44.975 --> 00:21:46.143 Tight. 00:21:46.268 --> 00:21:47.436 You remember Demi. 00:21:48.603 --> 00:21:49.938 We have a history. 00:21:51.982 --> 00:21:52.983 Hey, Slimer. 00:21:54.067 --> 00:21:55.152 'Sup, Wes? 00:21:55.902 --> 00:21:56.737 Demi. 00:21:56.820 --> 00:21:59.323 WTF? That's exactly how I said it. 00:21:59.406 --> 00:22:00.741 You look good, girl. 00:22:01.491 --> 00:22:05.329 Men fucked the world like it was a Tinder hookup. 00:22:05.746 --> 00:22:09.249 And now, women are gonna swipe left. 00:22:09.333 --> 00:22:11.668 So you're gonna kill all the men? 00:22:11.752 --> 00:22:15.213 #time-is-really-motherfucking-up 00:22:16.506 --> 00:22:17.549 Don't! 00:22:22.012 --> 00:22:24.848 - I'm not gonna let you kill him. - We'll have words later, sister. 00:22:24.931 --> 00:22:27.225 - You don't have to do this, Angelica. - Yes, I do. 00:22:27.309 --> 00:22:29.061 You're gonna mess around and get killed too. 00:22:29.144 --> 00:22:31.271 - No! - I can't hold my arm much longer. 00:22:31.355 --> 00:22:33.106 Then you'll just have to shoot me. 00:22:33.357 --> 00:22:36.026 We don't kill our own kind. Move. 00:22:36.109 --> 00:22:39.780 No! Wesley is woke, gay, and black. 00:22:41.323 --> 00:22:43.658 He's just as marginalized as all of you. 00:22:43.742 --> 00:22:45.285 He's a Jock. 00:22:45.369 --> 00:22:48.288 Do you know what Turbo's doing? He's rounding up kids. 00:22:48.372 --> 00:22:50.415 - Wesley is not with them. - But he was. 00:22:50.499 --> 00:22:52.959 He's a samurai now, with an honor code. 00:22:53.001 --> 00:22:55.170 A pacifist who won't even off a Ghoulie. 00:22:55.295 --> 00:22:58.090 He's risking everything just to save our friend, Josh. 00:22:58.173 --> 00:22:59.633 - Tennis Josh? - No. 00:22:59.674 --> 00:23:01.217 - Little Josh with the big truck? - No. 00:23:01.218 --> 00:23:04.304 - Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh? - Just Josh! Okay? 00:23:05.305 --> 00:23:06.556 We have antibiotics. 00:23:07.391 --> 00:23:08.558 He needs us. 00:23:08.642 --> 00:23:09.851 We're all he has. 00:23:17.984 --> 00:23:19.236 LaCroy? 00:23:20.487 --> 00:23:22.030 Or LaCroix? 00:23:24.825 --> 00:23:27.160 It's a symbol of balance and strength. 00:23:27.244 --> 00:23:29.246 Each side supports the other. 00:23:29.329 --> 00:23:31.540 I welcome you to pledge our tribe. 00:23:31.998 --> 00:23:34.084 You want me to join the Cheermazons? 00:23:36.002 --> 00:23:38.505 You won't be joining anything yet. 00:23:39.047 --> 00:23:42.134 First, you have to survive the gauntlet. 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:46.888 Only the strongest and smartest girls can pass our initiation trials. 00:23:48.682 --> 00:23:50.934 This is everything I want. 00:23:51.601 --> 00:23:52.769 A mafia. 00:23:52.853 --> 00:23:56.064 A family that is together by choice, 00:23:56.565 --> 00:24:00.360 that has each other's backs, that wears killer matching outfits, 00:24:00.444 --> 00:24:02.696 but aren't too matchy-matchy, 00:24:02.779 --> 00:24:05.240 which is honestly really hard to pull off. 00:24:06.032 --> 00:24:07.826 The antibiotics? Josh? 00:24:08.702 --> 00:24:10.787 Wesley can take the drugs to Just Josh, 00:24:12.080 --> 00:24:13.206 but you... 00:24:13.582 --> 00:24:14.791 can stay with us. 00:24:22.549 --> 00:24:24.426 The choice is yours, little sister. 00:24:29.055 --> 00:24:31.892 What... Why exactly am I dressed like this? 00:24:31.933 --> 00:24:34.394 I know you guys have American Ninja Idol, 00:24:34.436 --> 00:24:36.897 but we're playing Survivor. What am I doing here? 00:24:37.606 --> 00:24:39.733 Stand on the X. Read the lines. 00:24:39.774 --> 00:24:41.776 Easy peasy lemon squeezy. 00:24:42.777 --> 00:24:46.031 Do your job, do it well, you can be a part of the family. 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:48.617 Why do they call you Mona Lisa? 00:24:48.742 --> 00:24:50.327 Because I smile all the time. 00:25:24.945 --> 00:25:26.655 "Hey, Champ." 00:25:28.615 --> 00:25:29.950 Uh... 00:25:31.993 --> 00:25:35.163 "No love is greater than that of a father for his son. 00:25:35.247 --> 00:25:36.248 Dan Brown." 00:25:39.167 --> 00:25:40.961 Am I supposed to be your dad? 00:25:42.629 --> 00:25:44.214 Is your dad Indiana Jones? 00:25:45.006 --> 00:25:46.299 Read the lines! 00:25:46.383 --> 00:25:48.552 Uh... "Don't give up on your dreams", 00:25:48.635 --> 00:25:50.804 or your dreams will give up on you." 00:25:51.721 --> 00:25:54.724 If, uh... "If life doesn't challenge you, then it won't change you." 00:25:55.725 --> 00:25:58.645 "Players with fight never lose a game. They just run out of time." 00:26:04.818 --> 00:26:06.861 These are all like motivational sports posters. 00:26:06.987 --> 00:26:08.988 I believe it was Kierkegaard who said... 00:26:08.989 --> 00:26:11.032 "Just do it. Just do it." 00:26:12.284 --> 00:26:13.493 "Your only limit is you." 00:26:29.217 --> 00:26:30.218 Hey. 00:26:34.681 --> 00:26:36.182 Hey, I miss my dad too. 00:26:37.225 --> 00:26:40.770 I heard some of you guys talking about how you lost a fight. 00:26:40.854 --> 00:26:42.355 That kid named Josh. 00:26:44.858 --> 00:26:46.484 I know that hurts, but, um... 00:26:51.239 --> 00:26:52.949 Come on, you were all-time, man. 00:26:53.033 --> 00:26:56.953 Uh... I remember that game against South Pass. 00:26:57.871 --> 00:26:59.080 Busted out of those three sacks 00:26:59.789 --> 00:27:01.916 and still threw a perfect bomb to Brinker. 00:27:03.418 --> 00:27:05.670 Even when everything was stacked against you, 00:27:06.379 --> 00:27:08.006 you hunkered down, and you won. 00:27:10.884 --> 00:27:11.885 You can still win. 00:27:22.354 --> 00:27:24.230 I... I bet your dad was proud of you then. 00:27:27.901 --> 00:27:29.486 I'm sure he'd be proud of you now. 00:27:30.904 --> 00:27:32.280 And the man you've become. 00:27:34.074 --> 00:27:35.241 He'd be so proud, man. 00:27:36.368 --> 00:27:37.369 A leader. 00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:39.120 He'd be so proud. 00:27:42.916 --> 00:27:44.000 Come on. 00:27:45.251 --> 00:27:46.252 Come on. 00:27:48.755 --> 00:27:50.507 It's okay. It's okay. 00:28:14.614 --> 00:28:15.949 - Drop him. - Wait, what? 00:28:20.620 --> 00:28:21.705 Spike brigade! 00:28:35.468 --> 00:28:37.554 Pretty please with sugar on top 00:28:37.637 --> 00:28:39.472 Baby, give me that love you've got 00:28:39.514 --> 00:28:41.850 Keep it comin' girl, good and hot 00:28:41.975 --> 00:28:44.310 I don't want you to ever stop 00:28:45.145 --> 00:28:46.396 Thanks for driving. 00:28:47.731 --> 00:28:49.065 Thanks for saving my life. 00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:55.989 Why didn't you go with the Cheermazons? 00:28:56.489 --> 00:28:57.490 It'd be a good fit. 00:29:01.578 --> 00:29:02.996 I know you wanted to. 00:29:06.416 --> 00:29:08.168 Why'd you take the lotion for Eli? 00:29:10.754 --> 00:29:12.464 Eli's not all terrible. 00:29:12.547 --> 00:29:14.674 We've all done some stupid shit to survive. 00:29:14.758 --> 00:29:16.551 I'm just trying to keep the peace. 00:29:18.261 --> 00:29:20.180 You're a good man, Charlie Brown. 00:29:20.263 --> 00:29:22.056 You're not answering the question. 00:29:22.682 --> 00:29:24.100 Why didn't you go with Demi? 00:29:28.855 --> 00:29:30.523 The answer is simple. 00:29:39.491 --> 00:29:40.492 Hey. 00:29:42.368 --> 00:29:43.453 You're in deep. 00:29:45.497 --> 00:29:46.498 I've done worse. 00:29:52.712 --> 00:29:53.755 Well, hey, Josh. 00:29:54.380 --> 00:29:55.507 You know this girl? 00:29:55.882 --> 00:29:56.841 Angelica? 00:29:57.425 --> 00:30:00.428 Yeah, she *. 00:30:00.512 --> 00:30:02.639 Oh, now, Josh. Words matter. 00:30:02.722 --> 00:30:04.766 We can't be complicit in a blame cycle. 00:30:07.268 --> 00:30:10.563 I've witnessed all kinds of shenanigans over the years, 00:30:10.647 --> 00:30:13.650 but I like to think of students as wildflowers. 00:30:13.733 --> 00:30:14.984 Each one is... 00:30:18.446 --> 00:30:19.447 Is beautiful... 00:30:21.950 --> 00:30:24.702 and unique, but... but like their names... 00:30:24.953 --> 00:30:25.954 Excuse me. 00:30:31.751 --> 00:30:33.002 You put Visine in his slime? 00:30:33.086 --> 00:30:35.839 - It worked on you. - It's literally attempted murder. 00:30:36.506 --> 00:30:38.633 Principal Burr won't press charges. 00:30:39.175 --> 00:30:41.427 He'll see this as an educational opportunity. 00:30:42.595 --> 00:30:43.763 So will my parents, 00:30:44.806 --> 00:30:45.807 and my tutors, 00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:47.851 and my therapist. 00:30:52.981 --> 00:30:55.859 Look, being homeschooled *. 00:30:56.651 --> 00:30:58.236 You want to go to a real school, 00:30:58.319 --> 00:30:59.320 you want a friend. 00:31:00.029 --> 00:31:02.532 I know. I... Trust me, I get it. 00:31:03.783 --> 00:31:06.661 But there are better ways to make friends than being Pablo Escobar. 00:31:06.786 --> 00:31:08.204 Griselda Blanco. 00:31:08.288 --> 00:31:10.874 Oh, God, you really are terrible. 00:31:11.833 --> 00:31:12.834 Thanks. 00:31:13.626 --> 00:31:16.296 But you're also interesting... 00:31:16.796 --> 00:31:18.965 and weird. Good weird. 00:31:20.300 --> 00:31:21.467 You know... 00:31:22.302 --> 00:31:23.303 worth-it weird. 00:31:27.015 --> 00:31:29.017 I think you should just let people see that. 00:31:30.393 --> 00:31:31.728 I test people. 00:31:32.353 --> 00:31:34.355 I push people because... 00:31:35.023 --> 00:31:37.025 I want to see who will push back. 00:31:37.817 --> 00:31:39.986 I didn't go with the Cheermazons because... 00:31:41.237 --> 00:31:42.906 I want to stay with Josh. 00:31:44.198 --> 00:31:45.408 Josh hates you. 00:31:46.326 --> 00:31:47.285 I know that. 00:31:47.827 --> 00:31:48.912 Are you crushing? 00:31:49.495 --> 00:31:51.539 - Ew, no! - Angelica! 00:31:51.664 --> 00:31:54.208 I'm trying to make something here. 00:31:54.334 --> 00:31:55.418 Our own tribe! 00:31:56.002 --> 00:31:57.545 We have zero in common. 00:31:57.670 --> 00:32:01.758 But we could be so much stronger than the Jocks or the Cheermazons. 00:32:01.841 --> 00:32:03.968 My smarts, your moral compass, 00:32:04.052 --> 00:32:05.428 Josh's survival skills. 00:32:05.511 --> 00:32:08.056 Brain, soul, heart. 00:32:08.181 --> 00:32:09.682 We could be so good together. 00:32:10.266 --> 00:32:11.684 How many gangs booted you? 00:32:12.685 --> 00:32:14.604 All of them? You're not a team player. 00:32:14.687 --> 00:32:16.189 But I'm trying to be. 00:32:16.689 --> 00:32:18.858 REAL TALK, EITHER A: 00:32:18.942 --> 00:32:21.277 Josh is going to die of an infection, 00:32:21.361 --> 00:32:26.074 We save him, and he leaves to go find Sam. 00:32:35.875 --> 00:32:37.043 Where did you get that? 00:32:37.752 --> 00:32:40.129 I made it on my 3D printer. 00:32:42.298 --> 00:32:44.884 I wanted to be Sam. I even wore my hair like her. 00:32:46.052 --> 00:32:47.679 I watched her video 20 times. 00:32:49.097 --> 00:32:51.724 I wished people looked at me the way they looked at her. 00:32:54.268 --> 00:32:55.728 Everybody loves Sam. 00:32:57.105 --> 00:32:58.314 Everybody loves Sam. 00:33:28.594 --> 00:33:29.721 You didn't eat me. 00:33:31.264 --> 00:33:32.265 I am eating you. 00:33:33.558 --> 00:33:37.729 My little maggot friends consumed the bacteria around your finger 00:33:37.812 --> 00:33:39.772 and stopped the infection from spreading, 00:33:39.856 --> 00:33:44.068 and now, I am eating the necrotic tissue inside the larvae. 00:33:45.611 --> 00:33:46.946 Oh, yeah, 00:33:47.655 --> 00:33:48.948 tastes like Josh. 00:33:50.450 --> 00:33:53.453 You... tied me up so I wouldn't hurt myself. 00:33:55.163 --> 00:33:56.164 To help. 00:34:00.668 --> 00:34:02.670 I was planning on consuming you... 00:34:04.464 --> 00:34:06.090 and then I decided... nah. 00:34:08.593 --> 00:34:11.304 Well, you still saved my life. 00:34:11.345 --> 00:34:13.014 Oh, no, the maggots did most of the work. 00:34:13.514 --> 00:34:14.640 Oh, sorry, buddy. 00:34:15.058 --> 00:34:16.059 And the other two. 00:34:22.982 --> 00:34:24.484 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. 00:34:25.735 --> 00:34:27.653 Hey, what flavor is this, anyway? 00:34:27.737 --> 00:34:29.864 Antibiotic Apple or, uh... 00:34:29.989 --> 00:34:31.699 Triage Truffle? 00:34:33.201 --> 00:34:36.537 They call it "Josh-Cut-Off-His-Finger- Because-He-*Berry." 00:34:39.707 --> 00:34:40.708 What's going on? 00:34:43.169 --> 00:34:44.170 Are you crying? 00:34:52.553 --> 00:34:54.263 We found her body on the way back. 00:34:59.602 --> 00:35:00.603 Show me. 00:35:09.779 --> 00:35:10.780 Sam. 00:35:18.204 --> 00:35:19.288 Sam. 00:35:24.877 --> 00:35:27.046 Okay, don't get weepy. 00:35:27.088 --> 00:35:28.631 That's not Sam. 00:35:28.714 --> 00:35:30.133 I'm lying. 00:35:30.216 --> 00:35:31.551 It's what I do best. 00:35:33.219 --> 00:35:35.805 I had to make Josh stay at the mall. 00:35:35.888 --> 00:35:37.890 I came up with a three-part plan. 00:35:40.810 --> 00:35:42.061 Stop the car. 00:35:42.103 --> 00:35:44.730 Find dead body. 00:35:50.945 --> 00:35:53.865 Make body look like Sam. 00:36:04.333 --> 00:36:05.626 Are you crying? 00:36:11.507 --> 00:36:12.925 lie your * off. 00:36:22.894 --> 00:36:25.855 Could I have come up with a better plan to get Josh to stay? 00:36:28.774 --> 00:36:30.109 Fuck no. 00:36:30.610 --> 00:36:32.111 This is my jam. 00:36:32.612 --> 00:36:34.572 I'm brilliant at manipulating, 00:36:34.906 --> 00:36:37.283 blowing shit up, gangsta. 00:36:40.620 --> 00:36:42.622 It's easy to destroy things. 00:36:44.373 --> 00:36:46.167 It's harder to put things together. 00:36:48.753 --> 00:36:50.504 We're all searching for our tribe, 00:36:51.464 --> 00:36:53.716 searching to connect with someone. 00:36:56.928 --> 00:37:00.056 This is what being in the mafia was all about. 00:37:00.806 --> 00:37:04.268 The mafia will do anything, anything... 00:37:05.311 --> 00:37:06.437 for their family. 00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:09.273 They'll do whatever it takes 00:37:09.398 --> 00:37:11.734 to protect the people they love. 00:37:11.817 --> 00:37:15.905 Teenage wasteland 00:37:18.074 --> 00:37:20.117 Sally, take my hand 00:37:21.827 --> 00:37:24.413 We'll travel south cross land... 00:37:26.207 --> 00:37:28.751 I am a terrible little shit. 00:37:28.834 --> 00:37:30.002 I know. 00:37:30.753 --> 00:37:34.298 But if I didn't do this, Josh would leave and get killed. 00:37:37.218 --> 00:37:39.220 I did this to save my friend, 00:37:41.472 --> 00:37:43.266 to keep him safe, 00:37:44.141 --> 00:37:45.643 to keep us safe... 00:37:46.644 --> 00:37:48.562 so that we could be a tribe. 00:37:49.689 --> 00:37:55.528 Teenage wasteland Oh, yeah, teenage wasteland 00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.282 They're all wasted!