I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker.
That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this.
Pretty cool, right?
Walk with me.
For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City.
Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys,
and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids.
It's not like I hate them or anything.
It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy."
I don't care.
Look at my birds.
So anyway, I quit my job,
I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm.
I got land, I got animals,
and best of all I have this.
The ultimate maker workshop!
Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things.
Pretty impressive stuff, huh?
Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress--
"Bag"? We can just--
Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny.
Can we please get on with it? Anyway…
So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever.
I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right?
So I agreed.
Then I found out who I'd be working for.
Jimmy!
-Hi. -Hi!
Jimmy!
Hey, Jimmy.
What do you want?
Okay, Mr. Grouch.
Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints.
Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me.
Say hi, guys.
-Howdy! -Hello!
That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything.
It's really annoying, but he's good at it.
That's Derek, my best friend.
Big guy and even bigger softie.
This is Graz.
Good maker, bad jokes.
And Canadian Pat.
Well, your guess is as good as mine.
Let's have some fun.
Together, we'll take pitches on this.
Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with.
The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig.
-Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop?
-Yes.
If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not--
Next!
-Next! -No way.
-Next! -Shut up!
-Some builds will be good.
Dino Taco Toilet.
Are you not entertained?
Some builds will be bad.
Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy!
Make a bigger handle!
But all of them will be absolutely pointless.
-Yeah! -That is disgusting.
Whoa!
-I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this.
-Go, Graz!
Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do.
-Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun!
We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up…
I want it to be a guitar boat that floats.
You're onto something there.
…it can be built.
Oh!
That is so cool!
Hey, it might even inspire them to build
outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever.
-Do I wanna do it?
Dumbest thing we've ever made.
Not really. But this isn't about me, is it?
-So here we are. -You better get to work!
Funny how their dreams are my nightmare.
Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun.
Whatever.
You wanna give it a crack?
I don't know what the word is.
There's a couple of good clues in there.
Yeah, but I don't know--
Let's try again. What's it say, Derek?
"Derek can't… Derek can't read"?
All right. We have a few pitches, gentlemen.
Let's get ready and listen to some pitches.
And our first contestant, come on down. Oh!
-Hi. -Hi.
And what are your names?
Hudson. Henry.
Hudson and Henry.
-I loved you in Stranger Things.
What's your name, buddy?
Daniel.
Daniel, are you on a pixel cam? How's 1980 doing?
Be nice. Oh my God.
What's your names, guys?
-My name is Kylie. -My name is Courtney.
What do you guys do for a living?
I'm homeschooled,
and I like playing dress-up.
So does Graz!
All right. You got me here. What is your pitch?
Our invention is a pair of skis that are controlled by gloves.
And the gloves control backflips, frontflips, 360s--
So remote control skis?
-Yeah. -What is propelling them?
Um, like, engines.
That go…
Give… Give me something good.
-This Butterfly Invention. -Yes.
It'll be a plain-looking box with two passwords.
Okay.
Courtney's butterfly, it makes popsicles inside of it.
It makes popsicles inside of it?
-Yes! -Yes! Like this!
-Jeez! They already invented it. -All right. Well…
All right, whoa, I have to stop you.
I have no idea what the hell any of this means.
After Courtney puts her password, she pushes a button--
This is my nightmare.
It is a life-sized board game the size of my bedroom.
-Whoa, humongous. -Oh.
And when you roll the dice, then you have to go to the closest star,
and then there will be your grandma there trying to help you get through the maze.
-Could be nice. They're just kids.
Interesting.
Didn't expect that.
Do you realize you just invented a death trap?
Rocket-propelled skis?
If you don't like it, then why don't you make a comfort toy?
-I'm with these guys. -Yeah.
This… This is an insurance nightmare.
Kind of!
Next!
-No!
If you land on a halo…
So, what do you guys think?
-You wanna do a life-sized board game? -No.
Doesn't sound exciting.
-Tough for travel. -I'm gonna give you a gentle next.
Okay.
Aw!
Then, after you put the password in…
Oh my God.
Then crank it.
-Crank it like this? -Yeah. Like this.
All together!
One, two, three, point!
-What?
That never gets old.
They're getting worse. Maybe we'll get a good one now.
Hi!
Hello, young lady. What is your name?
-Brooklyn. -Brooklyn?
-Where are you? -At Ohio.
You're in Ohio. Nice to meet you. How old are you?
-Six. -Six?
Did she just give me the finger?
She said seven and then she brought it back to six.
Would you like to tell us what your idea is?
-Yeah. -What is it?
A nutcracker.
A nutcracker? Interesting.
What type of nuts are we cracking? Are we cracking walnuts, coconuts?
It's gonna crack anything.
-Anything? -Okay. Now you got us.
-Can it crack a watermelon? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
How big are we talking?
Humongous!
Tell me more about this nutcracker. What else can he do?
It has slicing knife arms.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-That took a left turn fast. -It's gonna be like…
It's like a Slap Chop.
Why knife slicing? You wanna be able to cook food--
So it can destroy anything.
-Can destroy anything?
-What evidence are you hiding, kid? -What is his face gonna look like?
It's going to be fire eyes instead of regular eyes.
-Hey! -Fire eyes?
It'll be like…
Where is this coming from?
My brain.
This is why I never go to Ohio.
-Children of the Corn. -This could be the best nutcracker ever!
-Honestly, I think it's fun. -Fire is always fun.
Fire, breaking, melting, chopping, slicing.
Do it.
-Graz, what do you think? -Two thumbs-up on destruction.
-Seems like a fun build to me. -Love the fire.
It's dangerous. I like it.
It's the ultimate weapon of destruction but holiday-themed.
I want you to make my nutcracker.
-I like it. Love it.
Brooklyn, we're gonna build your crazy psychotic idea. Okay?
Yay!
This is the best idea I've ever had.
-All right. We'll see you in a couple. -Bye.
I did not see that coming from a cute kid with a unicorn horn.
-Yeah.
Come over to my chalkboard, let me show you how to make it.
I have a couple of initial ideas.
Now, a traditional-looking…
nutcracker has sort of the marching band outfit on.
-He's got a great physique.
She wants the mouth to crush all kinds of things.
So we can make it so it'll crush anything.
It'll crush plastic. It'll bend steel.
-Bend steel? -Yeah. Why not?
Robotic arms that are gonna be like…
-What if sparks fly out of it like this?
-That's a good idea. -That's pretty cool.
All right. So the mouth will be here. But since it's gonna be so big,
and we want it to crack all kinds of things,
maybe we use like a hydraulic press or like a log splitter.
-Ah.
We're looking at maybe eight or nine feet tall,
mostly made out of steel structure, but with some elements of wood.
She's gonna really like that.
Who wants to do what here?
-You guys wanna take the woodwork on? -Yeah.
I think segmented turning the head, the hat, maybe the legs.
Yeah. Derek, you and I will work on the mechanics and the steel.
-Of course. -We need knives for the under the arms.
-Graz, you take that? -Yeah.
I'll forge Freddy Krueger claws on one and then a stabby or slashy on the other?
That'll be fun.
Maybe when we reveal this to the girl, we can get her a therapist too.
-Let's go get parts. -Let's do it.
To the part shed.
Let's do it.
Let's go. This way. Come on back! Easy! Easy!
Grab a handful of stuff.
Let's go.
What you see is an electric wood splitter. This is gonna go up inside the head.
-Let's go! -Grab a handful of stuff.
-Oh, baby! -Come on back. Easy! Let's go!
-Is that rebar? -It'll be good. It'll be good.
All right?
He's got a good DeNiro. You see his DeNiro?
-He's good! -Wow.
How you doing?
Turn my head the other way?
-Go… Go work in the blacksmith shop. -All right.
Derek, let's get to it.
First things first,
we're gonna turn this log splitter into the jaws of a nutcracker.
In order to stand this log splitter upright,
we need to create a metal base to keep it stable.
We'll start by welding these bars directly onto it.
And to convert it from a splitter to a crusher,
we're gonna attach these metal plates to complete the top and bottom jaw.
Hopefully, they're strong enough to withstand the seven tons of force
this thing puts out, which is why it can crush things like this.
Whoo!
It will crush.
This thing sure can crush!
Get it?
-Yeah! -Oh yeah!
Oh!
-It's hot as hell. -That one went in my face.
-Oh, it's smoking! -Not bad.
I think it will crush.
Man, what a twisted little girl. I like her.
I'm thinking maybe two weapons,
a smashy and a slashy.
For the slashy, I'm thinking three blades out of a hand
that will be able to chop anything.
And for the smashy, I'm thinking
zombie-death-bat.
I have some rebar around here.
If I cut it in a bunch of little sections and sharpen it,
those would be like some pretty gnarly-looking nails
that I could probably weld like a million on this.
What six-year-old doesn't love a zombie-death-bat?
-Now it's time to cut some rebar.
I'll cut this iron rebar into 3-inch pieces
by using an industrial band saw.
Great for cutting hard metals
and for cutting off fingers if you're not careful.
Rebar is reinforced steel that's generally used
for holding up concrete walls and bridges,
and it's just about as dense as Derek is.
Here's the thing, just three feet of half-inch rebar
can weigh up to two pounds.
All right. Now that the rebar is cut, let's make zombie spiky, sharp things.
It's gonna be sweet. We're gonna have a lot of sparks.
To hone the rebar into sharp spikes,
I'm using a belt sander with a 120 grit count.
Grit refers to how jagged the sandpaper is.
A lower grit count has coarser abrasive that scrapes off the material quickly.
Oh, look at that. 1 down, 900 to go.
I'm using a very high grit count,
which has a finer abrasive that leaves a much smoother finish.
That's kinda how I see myself.
Gritty on the outside, but smooth as silk on the inside.
Okay. So this our model here,
and in CAD what I'm doing, all these lines are the horizontal lines.
Those are gonna be all the rings.
So each one of these is 1 and 7/16 of an inch.
Okay.
Pat and I are in charge of the legs and the head,
which we're making out of segmented wood.
You know what's fun for TV? Math.
We're making the nutcracker ten feet tall.
We're just getting ready to do the math now.
I'm not even joking.
So I'm using a program called CAD, short for Computer Aided Design,
to help me figure out the precise amount of segments we'll need.
Four,
three, seven, five.
Numbers, numbers.
We'll be creating a bunch of wooden rings that we can stack on each other
to form the crude shape of each section.
So we'll start by ripping this inch-and-a-half butcher block into strips.
That just means cutting the wood lengthwise, parallel to the grain.
After a lot of ripping, we get a whole stack,
which is great for two things.
And, you know, doing our job, I guess.
I'll be cutting each of these sticks at a 15-degree angle,
so when Pat combines them together, he makes rings.
So all in all, we're looking at about 85 rings
with over 1,000 individual segments.
You might wanna check in with us later, we're gonna be here a while.
What we're gonna do is cut the shoulder parts out of steel
using this plasma-cutter table.
In this computer, you can program the shape of anything you want to cut,
and then the plasma gets to 45,000 degrees.
So that melts the metal, then we're dragging it
in the direction we want, it creates a cut.
-So don't touch. -Don't touch. Don't look at the light.
I just hope I don't get attracted to the light.
Like you want to touch it.
I have a stick. So if you go near it, I'll hit you.
-Okay. -Here we go. Watch your eyes.
To give you an idea of how hot 45,000 degrees is,
that's more than four and a half times the temperature of the surface of the Sun.
How do they know how hot the Sun is? Nobody's even been there.
The benefit of having so much heat
is that you can easily cut through metals up to one inch thick.
Here, we're using 3/8-of-an-inch-thick steel
so that the arms will be light enough to be able to move freely
but also strong enough to hold the weight of the weaponized hands.
That's unbelievable.
The artist formerly known as…
Oh, I get you.
Oh, hi, neighbor. I didn't see you there.
-Hi! -Right now, it's time for welding.
Yay!
Remember, kids.
The wonderful world of welding consists of attaching two metals together.
-And how do we do that? -How?
By high temperature arcing
with this welding MIG torch.
Ooh!
So this is using really high-temperature wire
to act as glue to attach the two metals together.
So come along with me and take a journey.
-So come along… Oh!
So come along with me as we make a zombie-death-bat.
Can you say "zombie-death-bat"?
Zombie-death-bat!
I knew that you could.
-Now, let's go.
Metal inert gas welding, or MIG welding,
involves heating up wire so hot
that it liquefies and drips onto the area that you're fusing together.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Perfect.
I'm gonna attach the lower half of the bicep
and then cut plates that are gonna carry the springs.
Okay.
If we're gonna show that this nutcracker means business,
we need to build biceps that could rotate on the shoulders.
We're incorporating these rusty springs between the metal plates,
to add bouncing action to the arms.
You know why you decided to do this project?
Why?
You look at that girl, and you know what you see?
Yourself.
-I got to bring it up with my therapist. -I bet you were a destructive kid.
I still am.
You must have some story where you did something stupid.
Then when I was 14, I swallowed a nail. A full nail.
-On a bet? -No.
I had it in my mouth like a toothpick, and I tripped, and it went…
The doctor said if it doesn't make its way through my digestive system in four days,
they were going to go in and operate.
Wow. Tell us about how it got out.
Nature ran its course. It came out the right way.
I pooped out.
Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Pooped out.
Oh yeah. Getting there!
Oh God, it's heavy.
Every part of this is sharp!
-Hey, Graz. -Yo.
-So what is that? -I call her my zombie-death-bat.
Zombie-death-bat!
Didn't Brooklyn ask for a knife or a sword or something?
Yeah. But I kind of took the baton and went running.
-Cool. -Yeah.
-How heavy is it? Awesome. -It's very heavy.
Yeah. So you wanna test this out at the ballpark or what?
I thought you'd never ask.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday night at the park.
Let's go.
And on the mound for the Lettuce Hurlers is two-time Cy Young winner Paul Jackman.
Watch out for this guy, this should be interesting.
And stepping in to the batter's box for the Zombie Slayers
and making his big-league debut,
the man who goes by only one name. Graz!
Now we got the biceps in place.
Next I think we need to do the forearms.
Hold on, here's the Magic Finger.
There.
Nice.
We should weld up a big triangle and weld the triangle right to this.
Mm-hmm.
To make the forearms, we'll use one inch by one inch hollow steel tubing
that we'll weld together into triangles.
Triangles are often used in bridges and housing structures
because of how naturally strong they are at absorbing force.
We're gonna need that kinda stability to support the weaponized hands.
Now we got the rings all done and sanded down,
so all these are gonna get glued into a sandwich
that's gonna be one of the legs of the nutcracker,
which Pat is gonna mount on the lathe and turn. Excited about that?
Ooh, I'm excited!
-All right, so now we-- -Shh.
Okay. So apparently Pat would like to do this build in ASMR,
where you hear all the natural sounds of the build
but amplified.
Let's give it a whirl.
Listen to those ridges.
Oh yeah. That's nice.
Next, we need to stack all those rings in order.
Let's give that stacking a good listen.
Of course, we can't forget that glue.
Listen to that glue.
It's gluerific. Isn't it?
Sounds kind of gross, actually.
Time to stack again.
-Sounds like stacking to me.
Finally, prepared for the lathe,
but not before we get in a game of Watch That Washer.
Let's give that washer a listen.
Can you hear the sound of that sweet, sweet washer
just being all washy?
And then…
Finally, we put the washer on the bolt and then we're done.
Oh yeah. That's good stuff.
And then we're done.
Look! It's Santa Graz!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
All right. Nutcracker from hell!
So each arm's gonna be doing this, one smashy, one slashy.
So right now, I'm gonna concentrate on the slashy part.
And for that, I'm thinking kind of a Freddy Krueger angle,
like blades for hands.
I'm gonna blacksmith four super-sharp blades
and then weld them to a bar and then that thing will cut anything.
So let's get lit.
I'm using a double propane forge that can get up to 2,400 degrees,
or as I like to say, "ouchie-hot."
Well, I… I don't really say that, but you know what I mean.
Oh, it's getting there!
Back in high school, my nickname used to be "Hot Steel."
No, it wasn't.
The forge turns the thin strip of metal red-hot,
making it malleable so I can shape it.
Let's move some metal.
Get down.
Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal.
Making knives. Making knives.
Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal.
Making knives. Making knives. Making knives.
Making knives.
Move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal.
Now we have a cut blade. Next up is quenching.
To harden the blade, I have to reheat it and then cool it down quickly.
So I'll dip it in motor oil, which cools the metal slower than water,
preventing cracks and soft spots.
Sweet.
It's everyone's favorite part. The sharpy-stabby part.
It's time to weld the blades to the rod.
Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal.
Karate chop!
That should work.
Now we have a bunch of segmented rings glued together.
And this, my friend, is gonna be
a nutcracker leg.
This is my favorite part.
Let's turn this.
Turning this many segments into one leg is, um, exciting.
It is like an orchestra.
Many, many pieces coming together to play one song.
I am the conductor of this lathe, and this gouge is my baton.
All I have to do now is make it my masterpiece.
Voila! A beautiful nutcracker leg.
Knock, knock!
-Whoa! -Weapons are done.
It only took you 18 days.
Smashy and slashy.
Let me see this thing. This thing looks heavy.
Whoa! That's gonna go on there like that.
It's got weight to it.
Oh, a bugle!
So this is one leg.
It's got really fat ankles.
All right. This thing is kinda heavy,
so I'm gonna have to figure out how this mechanism's gonna hold this.
-It's very heavy. -It's very heavy.
Especially once it's out further and further from the shoulder pivot.
-Yeah. -Both legs done, Pat?
-Yeah. -The head?
-Didn't turn it yet. -Want me to help you with that?
-Yeah. Please. -Okay. Turn it together?
-Oh, that's a plan. -I hear you guys really turn heads.
You know, I wasn't always like this.
A constant need for approval, using puns as a social crutch,
it's kind of pathetic, I know. But to understand how I got here--
Come on!
Get back to work.
Attention, Jimmy. Children calling.
Attention, Jimmy. Time to talk to the kids again.
Brooklyn! What have you been doing?
Just living my best life.
This is the part where you interrupt us from finishing our work.
I got it.
I'm just here to check on my nutcracker.
-How's it doing?
We're working on it.
So do it have knife arms?
It does.
Graz is working on the smashy parts for the hands.
Is it gigantic?
Do you see that? That's the head and the hat alone.
Good.
All right, let's get to it. What are you here for?
He has to make a smoothie.
What? More?
But wait, there's more!
A smoothie coming out of a nutcracker?
A vanilla smoothie with gummy worms, chocolate, and marshmallows.
Ugh.
Yeah.
You know how they say there's no bad ideas?
Yeah.
They were wrong.
I know what you need. You want it to make a smoothie.
We'll figure out where we could put a smoothie maker on it.
Fair enough?
Yeah!
-All right? -Peace out! Ta-ta!
Thanks, Brooklyn.
Where do we put a smoothie in this thing?
We gotta somehow hack a device
that's gonna be able to make a smoothie then dispense it.
Where? What part of the--
-Top of the head. -This is three feet.
You have about a foot at the top of the hat to play with.
It has to come out of the nose.
Brilliant.
-Ready? Let's continue on with our tasks.
I forget what I was doing.
Welcome to Blenderville. Population, us.
We got a blender blade here.
Thinking of attaching this to one of these containers?
-I am. So the first part is to cut a hole… -Sure.
…mount the blade in there.
We have to figure out a way to get the smoothie out.
-Right. I like the big tube. -Yeah.
This would stick through the nose almost all the way through it.
Yeah. Then we seal everything with some silicone
and just plop it in the head and…
Okay.
Just above the top of the log splitter,
we'll add the blender base and attach this large plastic jug
that we'll have to cut in half.
Then we'll run a plastic tube from the bottom of the jug
that will feed out of the nose.
I made this chunk of wood here. I figured that'll be the nose.
Okay.
Let me just… Model for me?
All right, I think that'll be perfect.
Now we need to put the mechanics in place to power the arms.
So what I need to do is make a rest for this gear,
and then I need to make a drive pin that's gonna make this go like that.
-Okay. -Then we're gonna mount the motor here.
The only way to see if this works, is to weld it all up and give it a shot.
All right. Let's do it.
Derek and I are constructing a two-pulley system
powered by a 110-volt electric motor
to move the nutcracker's giant arms.
This is the link-belt.
You could make them any length you want.
Nice.
Tack it in place and try it.
And now we need to attach Graz's zombie-death-bat
and his knife-hand to the forearm.
Let's give it a try. See what happens.
-Ready? -Go!
-It works! -Nice!
It's chopping!
Now that we have the nutcracker smashing and slashing…
-Hold on. -Hold on, I got it.
…it's time to add the head to get a sense of what this thing's gonna look like.
-Looks like a nutcracker. -It looks unbelievable.
All right. Let's bring this thing home.
We have to install the blender that's gonna make the smoothie.
-Jackman, you're on the face details. -Yes.
Pat's on the boots.
If this thing doesn't get done soon, I'm gonna stick my head in its mouth.
Promise?
-Let's get going. -Let's do it.
It's the final push.
Yeah. Go straight up, Jimmy.
Good thing there's nothing sharp on it.
This nutcracker weighs hundreds of pounds,
so, in order to fit the wooden legs to the frame,
we'll need a forklift to lift the torso up and off.
Perfect!
Of course, every nut job needs a face.
So from solid steel, we'll forge a mustache.
He wants to look evil.
Jackman is using the wood-burning tool
to notch out the eyes and the eyebrows,
and he's using a hole saw to bore out the eye sockets.
For the nutcracker's feet, Pat is cutting up angled strips of wood
that he'll glue together, and that will lay over the metal frame.
We'll cut this off here, attach that into the base.
-Yep. -Then this will sit here.
Jackman and Graz are working out how this thing is gonna make a smoothie.
That should work.
Bam!
Ooh, look at that!
Of course, Brooklyn wanted fire coming from the eyes.
That's gonna look great.
So we'll be using two propane burners from the blacksmithing forge
that will poke out of each eyehole.
Looks good. Have them poke out more.
-This is the nose here. -Did you shape that nose after Graz?
How'd you know?
This is gonna be one heck of a smashing…
Slicing, crushing…
-Burning… -Juicing…
Machine!
-Look at those legs. Beautiful.
It's done. I think Brooklyn's gonna be happy with it.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-It looks like it's gonna come to life. -It's kind of uncomfortable.
Let's get out of here.
Looks like it's gonna come to life.
It's kinda uncomfortable.
-Come to life. -She's gonna sic this on us.
Guys, time to get Brooklyn up here
to show her the deadliest nutcracker this side of the Pentagon.
Brooklyn.
Okay.
How are you?
I am perfecto today.
Very good. You ready to have your day get better?
You bet I am.
All right. You wanna see this monstrosity you designed?
-Yes. -Ready to see this weapon of destruction?
Show me this nutcracker, right now!
You ready to see this nutcracker I-R-L?
-Yes, I am! -Hit it!
Oh, yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
What you're looking at is 10 giant feet of holiday hell.
Look at the giant head made out of segmented wood.
This is glued together from almost 1,000 pieces of wood.
Oh my goodness!
The mustache is made out of solid steel.
Underneath that mustache, we have a recycled log splitter
that's gonna crush anything we put inside of it.
On one arm are blacksmithed blades that are very sharp.
Slicing arms!
A bat that's designed to kill a zombie!
What?
The eyes are made out of two gas-forge burners.
When we turn them on, they're gonna blow flames out of the eyes.
Brooklyn, guess where the smoothie comes out of.
The nose.
I hope there's no boogers in my smoothie.
What do you think?
Doggy says it looks…
terrifying!
Good job, guys.
I wanna see this thing in action!
Brooklyn, we're gonna slice, smash, crash, and set some things on fire.
Are you ready?
Of course I am!
Guys, let's get ready.
Brooklyn, welcome to your nightmare.
Oh yeah!
We're gonna start by crushing things in the mouth. Are you ready?
Yes!
-Want a watermelon? - Let's see it crush!
-Here we go!
-Say goodbye to that watermelon! -Oh my gosh.
That's disgusting.
It looked like he was throwing up.
Hey! Who bought the nutcracker?
Wait. Does that count for cannibalism?
Say goodbye, nutcracker!
No! Don't do it!
No!
Brooklyn, you ready for the smashing and the slashing?
Oh my God. I'm ready for the hands.
Let us smash stuff.
Oh my God!
Yeah.
It's not… It's not great, Graz.
-My God. -You failed!
Are we gonna do fire eyes now?
The fire eyes?
-Fire in the hole. Ignition.
- Oh my God! -Whoa!
Look at it go!
It's on fire now.
Can we just go on with the smoothie?
The smoothie of death.
Death?
A smoothie is usually healthy, Jimmy.
Are you ready?
You bet I am.
We got strawberries, blueberries, gummy bears, milk.
Let's make smoothies!
Just send it.
-It actually works.
More gummy bears! More gummy bears!
Oh! Oh yeah! Oh!
-Yeah, smoothie! -Oh yeah!
-Oh boy. -Who's gonna taste it?
-Pat. Enjoy. -Here we go.
-That is gross.
Okay. Are you ready to see everything at once?
Of course I am.
Okay. Here we go.
Fire eyes! Fire eyes! Fire eyes!
Slicing arms!
It doesn't work anymore! The arms got fruit juice all over them!
Hey. The fire works!
Burn, baby. Burn!
Is this the nutcracker of your dreams or of your nightmares?
You tell us.
Dreams.
Thank you very much. That was really sweet.
Best nutcracker ever!
Brooklyn, if you're satisfied, then we're satisfied.
Yes. Thank you.
-Did you enjoy yourself? -Best day ever!
-Now get out of here!
-Guys, clean up. I gotta take a nap. -All right.
Looks like you enjoyed the smoothie.
The smoothie was good.