WEBVTT 00:00:13.820 --> 00:00:15.650 I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker. 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:18.450 That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this. 00:00:18.530 --> 00:00:19.660 Pretty cool, right? 00:00:20.370 --> 00:00:21.200 Walk with me. 00:00:21.700 --> 00:00:24.540 For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City. 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:28.540 Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys, 00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:31.290 and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids. 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:32.920 It's not like I hate them or anything. 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:35.630 It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy." 00:00:35.710 --> 00:00:36.550 I don't care. 00:00:37.090 --> 00:00:38.090 Look at my birds. 00:00:39.930 --> 00:00:41.850 So anyway, I quit my job, 00:00:41.930 --> 00:00:45.270 I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm. 00:00:45.350 --> 00:00:47.850 I got land, I got animals, 00:00:48.440 --> 00:00:50.480 and best of all I have this. 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:53.070 The ultimate maker workshop! 00:00:53.570 --> 00:00:57.990 Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things. 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:00.950 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 00:01:01.950 --> 00:01:05.330 Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress-- 00:01:05.410 --> 00:01:06.910 "Bag"? We can just-- 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.370 Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny. 00:01:09.460 --> 00:01:11.880 Can we please get on with it? Anyway… 00:01:11.960 --> 00:01:14.960 So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever. 00:01:15.050 --> 00:01:17.260 I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right? 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:18.300 So I agreed. 00:01:19.050 --> 00:01:21.050 Then I found out who I'd be working for. 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:22.050 Jimmy! 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:23.470 -Hi. -Hi! 00:01:23.550 --> 00:01:24.470 Jimmy! 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:25.390 Hey, Jimmy. 00:01:25.470 --> 00:01:26.600 What do you want? 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:28.480 Okay, Mr. Grouch. 00:01:29.690 --> 00:01:34.150 Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints. 00:01:34.230 --> 00:01:37.650 Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me. 00:01:37.740 --> 00:01:38.570 Say hi, guys. 00:01:38.650 --> 00:01:39.490 -Howdy! -Hello! 00:01:39.570 --> 00:01:42.570 That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything. 00:01:42.660 --> 00:01:44.780 It's really annoying, but he's good at it. 00:01:44.870 --> 00:01:46.330 That's Derek, my best friend. 00:01:46.410 --> 00:01:49.540 Big guy and even bigger softie. 00:01:50.330 --> 00:01:51.500 This is Graz. 00:01:51.580 --> 00:01:53.080 Good maker, bad jokes. 00:01:53.580 --> 00:01:54.880 And Canadian Pat. 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:58.460 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 00:01:58.550 --> 00:01:59.550 Let's have some fun. 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.600 Together, we'll take pitches on this. 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:08.270 Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with. 00:02:08.350 --> 00:02:10.520 The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig. 00:02:10.600 --> 00:02:13.270 -Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop? 00:02:13.350 --> 00:02:15.150 -Yes. 00:02:15.230 --> 00:02:18.320 If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not-- 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:19.360 Next! 00:02:19.440 --> 00:02:20.610 -Next! -No way. 00:02:20.690 --> 00:02:22.070 -Next! -Shut up! 00:02:22.150 --> 00:02:24.030 -Some builds will be good. 00:02:24.110 --> 00:02:25.950 Dino Taco Toilet. 00:02:26.030 --> 00:02:27.530 Are you not entertained? 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:29.200 Some builds will be bad. 00:02:29.290 --> 00:02:31.540 Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:02:31.620 --> 00:02:32.670 Make a bigger handle! 00:02:32.750 --> 00:02:34.790 But all of them will be absolutely pointless. 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:37.000 -Yeah! -That is disgusting. 00:02:38.250 --> 00:02:39.920 Whoa! 00:02:40.510 --> 00:02:43.720 -I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this. 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:45.890 -Go, Graz! 00:02:45.970 --> 00:02:48.970 Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do. 00:02:49.060 --> 00:02:52.020 -Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun! 00:02:52.810 --> 00:02:54.810 We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up… 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:57.900 I want it to be a guitar boat that floats. 00:02:57.980 --> 00:02:59.110 You're onto something there. 00:02:59.190 --> 00:03:00.780 …it can be built. 00:03:01.780 --> 00:03:03.110 Oh! 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:04.780 That is so cool! 00:03:04.860 --> 00:03:06.780 Hey, it might even inspire them to build 00:03:06.870 --> 00:03:08.990 outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever. 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:10.910 -Do I wanna do it? 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.500 Dumbest thing we've ever made. 00:03:12.580 --> 00:03:15.670 Not really. But this isn't about me, is it? 00:03:15.750 --> 00:03:17.880 -So here we are. -You better get to work! 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:19.960 Funny how their dreams are my nightmare. 00:03:21.260 --> 00:03:23.260 Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun. 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:24.170 Whatever. 00:03:38.426 --> 00:03:39.761 You wanna give it a crack? 00:03:39.844 --> 00:03:41.346 I don't know what the word is. 00:03:41.429 --> 00:03:43.598 There's a couple of good clues in there. 00:03:45.225 --> 00:03:46.184 Yeah, but I don't know-- 00:03:46.267 --> 00:03:48.603 Let's try again. What's it say, Derek? 00:03:48.686 --> 00:03:51.898 "Derek can't… Derek can't read"? 00:03:54.484 --> 00:03:56.402 All right. We have a few pitches, gentlemen. 00:03:56.486 --> 00:03:58.363 Let's get ready and listen to some pitches. 00:03:59.072 --> 00:04:02.367 And our first contestant, come on down. Oh! 00:04:02.450 --> 00:04:03.326 -Hi. -Hi. 00:04:03.409 --> 00:04:04.994 And what are your names? 00:04:05.078 --> 00:04:06.955 Hudson. Henry. 00:04:07.038 --> 00:04:08.373 Hudson and Henry. 00:04:08.456 --> 00:04:10.833 -I loved you in Stranger Things. 00:04:11.876 --> 00:04:13.211 What's your name, buddy? 00:04:13.294 --> 00:04:14.504 Daniel. 00:04:14.587 --> 00:04:17.840 Daniel, are you on a pixel cam? How's 1980 doing? 00:04:17.924 --> 00:04:19.676 Be nice. Oh my God. 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:20.927 What's your names, guys? 00:04:21.010 --> 00:04:23.221 -My name is Kylie. -My name is Courtney. 00:04:23.304 --> 00:04:24.847 What do you guys do for a living? 00:04:24.931 --> 00:04:26.766 I'm homeschooled, 00:04:26.849 --> 00:04:29.769 and I like playing dress-up. 00:04:29.852 --> 00:04:31.312 So does Graz! 00:04:35.191 --> 00:04:37.568 All right. You got me here. What is your pitch? 00:04:37.652 --> 00:04:42.657 Our invention is a pair of skis that are controlled by gloves. 00:04:42.740 --> 00:04:47.287 And the gloves control backflips, frontflips, 360s-- 00:04:47.370 --> 00:04:49.289 So remote control skis? 00:04:49.372 --> 00:04:51.499 -Yeah. -What is propelling them? 00:04:51.582 --> 00:04:52.959 Um, like, engines. 00:04:53.584 --> 00:04:55.044 That go… 00:04:55.545 --> 00:04:57.588 Give… Give me something good. 00:04:59.465 --> 00:05:01.259 -This Butterfly Invention. -Yes. 00:05:01.342 --> 00:05:03.761 It'll be a plain-looking box with two passwords. 00:05:03.845 --> 00:05:04.679 Okay. 00:05:04.762 --> 00:05:07.640 Courtney's butterfly, it makes popsicles inside of it. 00:05:07.724 --> 00:05:09.642 It makes popsicles inside of it? 00:05:09.726 --> 00:05:12.270 -Yes! -Yes! Like this! 00:05:12.937 --> 00:05:15.732 -Jeez! They already invented it. -All right. Well… 00:05:15.815 --> 00:05:17.275 All right, whoa, I have to stop you. 00:05:17.358 --> 00:05:21.404 I have no idea what the hell any of this means. 00:05:22.405 --> 00:05:25.033 After Courtney puts her password, she pushes a button-- 00:05:25.116 --> 00:05:26.117 This is my nightmare. 00:05:27.118 --> 00:05:30.413 It is a life-sized board game the size of my bedroom. 00:05:30.997 --> 00:05:32.874 -Whoa, humongous. -Oh. 00:05:32.957 --> 00:05:37.086 And when you roll the dice, then you have to go to the closest star, 00:05:37.170 --> 00:05:42.008 and then there will be your grandma there trying to help you get through the maze. 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:45.511 -Could be nice. They're just kids. 00:05:45.595 --> 00:05:46.679 Interesting. 00:05:46.763 --> 00:05:48.931 Didn't expect that. 00:05:49.015 --> 00:05:51.392 Do you realize you just invented a death trap? 00:05:51.476 --> 00:05:52.810 Rocket-propelled skis? 00:05:52.894 --> 00:05:56.356 If you don't like it, then why don't you make a comfort toy? 00:05:57.648 --> 00:05:59.359 -I'm with these guys. -Yeah. 00:06:00.151 --> 00:06:02.403 This… This is an insurance nightmare. 00:06:02.487 --> 00:06:03.946 Kind of! 00:06:05.073 --> 00:06:06.032 Next! 00:06:06.115 --> 00:06:08.034 -No! 00:06:08.117 --> 00:06:09.535 If you land on a halo… 00:06:09.619 --> 00:06:10.828 So, what do you guys think? 00:06:10.912 --> 00:06:13.164 -You wanna do a life-sized board game? -No. 00:06:13.247 --> 00:06:14.248 Doesn't sound exciting. 00:06:14.332 --> 00:06:17.001 -Tough for travel. -I'm gonna give you a gentle next. 00:06:17.085 --> 00:06:17.919 Okay. 00:06:18.002 --> 00:06:19.337 Aw! 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:22.173 Then, after you put the password in… 00:06:22.256 --> 00:06:23.216 Oh my God. 00:06:23.758 --> 00:06:25.134 Then crank it. 00:06:25.218 --> 00:06:27.637 -Crank it like this? -Yeah. Like this. 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:28.763 All together! 00:06:28.846 --> 00:06:31.391 One, two, three, point! 00:06:31.474 --> 00:06:33.768 -What? 00:06:35.561 --> 00:06:36.854 That never gets old. 00:06:36.938 --> 00:06:39.273 They're getting worse. Maybe we'll get a good one now. 00:06:39.774 --> 00:06:40.775 Hi! 00:06:40.858 --> 00:06:43.027 Hello, young lady. What is your name? 00:06:43.111 --> 00:06:44.487 -Brooklyn. -Brooklyn? 00:06:44.570 --> 00:06:46.572 -Where are you? -At Ohio. 00:06:46.656 --> 00:06:49.575 You're in Ohio. Nice to meet you. How old are you? 00:06:50.743 --> 00:06:52.286 -Six. -Six? 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:53.996 Did she just give me the finger? 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:56.290 She said seven and then she brought it back to six. 00:06:57.291 --> 00:06:58.960 Would you like to tell us what your idea is? 00:06:59.043 --> 00:07:00.920 -Yeah. -What is it? 00:07:01.003 --> 00:07:02.547 A nutcracker. 00:07:02.630 --> 00:07:04.507 A nutcracker? Interesting. 00:07:04.590 --> 00:07:07.468 What type of nuts are we cracking? Are we cracking walnuts, coconuts? 00:07:07.552 --> 00:07:10.471 It's gonna crack anything. 00:07:10.555 --> 00:07:12.765 -Anything? -Okay. Now you got us. 00:07:12.849 --> 00:07:15.184 -Can it crack a watermelon? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 00:07:15.268 --> 00:07:16.561 How big are we talking? 00:07:16.644 --> 00:07:18.479 Humongous! 00:07:19.605 --> 00:07:22.400 Tell me more about this nutcracker. What else can he do? 00:07:22.483 --> 00:07:25.445 It has slicing knife arms. 00:07:25.528 --> 00:07:27.321 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:07:27.905 --> 00:07:30.283 -That took a left turn fast. -It's gonna be like… 00:07:31.826 --> 00:07:32.910 It's like a Slap Chop. 00:07:32.994 --> 00:07:36.205 Why knife slicing? You wanna be able to cook food-- 00:07:36.289 --> 00:07:38.875 So it can destroy anything. 00:07:38.958 --> 00:07:41.169 -Can destroy anything? 00:07:41.252 --> 00:07:44.297 -What evidence are you hiding, kid? -What is his face gonna look like? 00:07:44.380 --> 00:07:47.592 It's going to be fire eyes instead of regular eyes. 00:07:47.675 --> 00:07:49.051 -Hey! -Fire eyes? 00:07:49.135 --> 00:07:51.053 It'll be like… 00:07:53.890 --> 00:07:55.308 Where is this coming from? 00:07:55.391 --> 00:07:57.810 My brain. 00:07:57.894 --> 00:07:59.770 This is why I never go to Ohio. 00:07:59.854 --> 00:08:03.065 -Children of the Corn. -This could be the best nutcracker ever! 00:08:04.442 --> 00:08:07.153 -Honestly, I think it's fun. -Fire is always fun. 00:08:07.236 --> 00:08:09.655 Fire, breaking, melting, chopping, slicing. 00:08:09.739 --> 00:08:10.781 Do it. 00:08:10.865 --> 00:08:13.201 -Graz, what do you think? -Two thumbs-up on destruction. 00:08:13.284 --> 00:08:15.661 -Seems like a fun build to me. -Love the fire. 00:08:15.745 --> 00:08:17.246 It's dangerous. I like it. 00:08:17.330 --> 00:08:20.249 It's the ultimate weapon of destruction but holiday-themed. 00:08:20.333 --> 00:08:22.502 I want you to make my nutcracker. 00:08:22.585 --> 00:08:23.961 -I like it. Love it. 00:08:24.045 --> 00:08:27.381 Brooklyn, we're gonna build your crazy psychotic idea. Okay? 00:08:27.465 --> 00:08:29.133 Yay! 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.474 This is the best idea I've ever had. 00:08:36.557 --> 00:08:39.101 -All right. We'll see you in a couple. -Bye. 00:08:39.602 --> 00:08:42.271 I did not see that coming from a cute kid with a unicorn horn. 00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:43.856 -Yeah. 00:08:43.940 --> 00:08:46.776 Come over to my chalkboard, let me show you how to make it. 00:08:50.947 --> 00:08:52.782 I have a couple of initial ideas. 00:08:52.865 --> 00:08:55.910 Now, a traditional-looking… 00:08:58.246 --> 00:09:01.582 nutcracker has sort of the marching band outfit on. 00:09:03.251 --> 00:09:05.836 -He's got a great physique. 00:09:05.920 --> 00:09:08.923 She wants the mouth to crush all kinds of things. 00:09:09.006 --> 00:09:10.758 So we can make it so it'll crush anything. 00:09:10.841 --> 00:09:13.344 It'll crush plastic. It'll bend steel. 00:09:13.427 --> 00:09:15.263 -Bend steel? -Yeah. Why not? 00:09:15.346 --> 00:09:17.557 Robotic arms that are gonna be like… 00:09:20.810 --> 00:09:23.646 -What if sparks fly out of it like this? 00:09:23.729 --> 00:09:25.398 -That's a good idea. -That's pretty cool. 00:09:25.481 --> 00:09:28.943 All right. So the mouth will be here. But since it's gonna be so big, 00:09:29.026 --> 00:09:30.945 and we want it to crack all kinds of things, 00:09:31.028 --> 00:09:33.948 maybe we use like a hydraulic press or like a log splitter. 00:09:34.991 --> 00:09:36.826 -Ah. 00:09:36.909 --> 00:09:39.328 We're looking at maybe eight or nine feet tall, 00:09:39.412 --> 00:09:42.665 mostly made out of steel structure, but with some elements of wood. 00:09:42.748 --> 00:09:43.958 She's gonna really like that. 00:09:44.041 --> 00:09:45.042 Who wants to do what here? 00:09:45.126 --> 00:09:47.128 -You guys wanna take the woodwork on? -Yeah. 00:09:47.211 --> 00:09:50.006 I think segmented turning the head, the hat, maybe the legs. 00:09:50.089 --> 00:09:53.009 Yeah. Derek, you and I will work on the mechanics and the steel. 00:09:53.092 --> 00:09:56.178 -Of course. -We need knives for the under the arms. 00:09:56.262 --> 00:09:57.513 -Graz, you take that? -Yeah. 00:09:57.597 --> 00:10:02.560 I'll forge Freddy Krueger claws on one and then a stabby or slashy on the other? 00:10:02.643 --> 00:10:03.561 That'll be fun. 00:10:03.644 --> 00:10:07.106 Maybe when we reveal this to the girl, we can get her a therapist too. 00:10:12.361 --> 00:10:14.822 -Let's go get parts. -Let's do it. 00:10:15.323 --> 00:10:16.282 To the part shed. 00:10:17.366 --> 00:10:18.326 Let's do it. 00:10:19.285 --> 00:10:22.079 Let's go. This way. Come on back! Easy! Easy! 00:10:24.040 --> 00:10:25.416 Grab a handful of stuff. 00:10:27.376 --> 00:10:28.252 Let's go. 00:10:28.336 --> 00:10:32.256 What you see is an electric wood splitter. This is gonna go up inside the head. 00:10:32.340 --> 00:10:34.383 -Let's go! -Grab a handful of stuff. 00:10:34.467 --> 00:10:37.678 -Oh, baby! -Come on back. Easy! Let's go! 00:10:39.013 --> 00:10:41.682 -Is that rebar? -It'll be good. It'll be good. 00:10:41.766 --> 00:10:43.017 All right? 00:10:43.100 --> 00:10:45.311 He's got a good DeNiro. You see his DeNiro? 00:10:45.394 --> 00:10:47.647 -He's good! -Wow. 00:10:47.730 --> 00:10:48.773 How you doing? 00:10:49.899 --> 00:10:51.651 Turn my head the other way? 00:10:51.734 --> 00:10:54.487 -Go… Go work in the blacksmith shop. -All right. 00:10:56.447 --> 00:10:57.907 Derek, let's get to it. 00:11:01.577 --> 00:11:02.703 First things first, 00:11:02.787 --> 00:11:06.832 we're gonna turn this log splitter into the jaws of a nutcracker. 00:11:06.916 --> 00:11:08.959 In order to stand this log splitter upright, 00:11:09.043 --> 00:11:11.754 we need to create a metal base to keep it stable. 00:11:12.922 --> 00:11:15.883 We'll start by welding these bars directly onto it. 00:11:17.093 --> 00:11:19.929 And to convert it from a splitter to a crusher, 00:11:20.012 --> 00:11:23.349 we're gonna attach these metal plates to complete the top and bottom jaw. 00:11:23.432 --> 00:11:26.936 Hopefully, they're strong enough to withstand the seven tons of force 00:11:27.019 --> 00:11:30.731 this thing puts out, which is why it can crush things like this. 00:11:33.150 --> 00:11:34.193 Whoo! 00:11:34.276 --> 00:11:35.569 It will crush. 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:38.739 This thing sure can crush! 00:11:38.823 --> 00:11:40.199 Get it? 00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:49.083 -Yeah! -Oh yeah! 00:11:49.166 --> 00:11:50.209 Oh! 00:11:50.292 --> 00:11:52.503 -It's hot as hell. -That one went in my face. 00:11:53.003 --> 00:11:54.922 -Oh, it's smoking! -Not bad. 00:11:56.382 --> 00:11:58.175 I think it will crush. 00:12:01.804 --> 00:12:04.724 Man, what a twisted little girl. I like her. 00:12:05.599 --> 00:12:08.060 I'm thinking maybe two weapons, 00:12:08.144 --> 00:12:10.229 a smashy and a slashy. 00:12:10.896 --> 00:12:13.607 For the slashy, I'm thinking three blades out of a hand 00:12:13.691 --> 00:12:15.234 that will be able to chop anything. 00:12:15.317 --> 00:12:18.237 And for the smashy, I'm thinking 00:12:18.821 --> 00:12:20.698 zombie-death-bat. 00:12:22.867 --> 00:12:24.660 I have some rebar around here. 00:12:24.744 --> 00:12:28.038 If I cut it in a bunch of little sections and sharpen it, 00:12:28.122 --> 00:12:30.416 those would be like some pretty gnarly-looking nails 00:12:30.499 --> 00:12:33.127 that I could probably weld like a million on this. 00:12:33.210 --> 00:12:36.338 What six-year-old doesn't love a zombie-death-bat? 00:12:38.340 --> 00:12:41.260 -Now it's time to cut some rebar. 00:12:42.887 --> 00:12:45.389 I'll cut this iron rebar into 3-inch pieces 00:12:45.473 --> 00:12:47.224 by using an industrial band saw. 00:12:47.308 --> 00:12:48.684 Great for cutting hard metals 00:12:48.768 --> 00:12:51.479 and for cutting off fingers if you're not careful. 00:12:52.521 --> 00:12:55.107 Rebar is reinforced steel that's generally used 00:12:55.191 --> 00:12:57.318 for holding up concrete walls and bridges, 00:12:57.401 --> 00:12:59.570 and it's just about as dense as Derek is. 00:13:00.404 --> 00:13:03.240 Here's the thing, just three feet of half-inch rebar 00:13:03.324 --> 00:13:04.992 can weigh up to two pounds. 00:13:05.534 --> 00:13:10.706 All right. Now that the rebar is cut, let's make zombie spiky, sharp things. 00:13:11.832 --> 00:13:14.460 It's gonna be sweet. We're gonna have a lot of sparks. 00:13:17.004 --> 00:13:18.756 To hone the rebar into sharp spikes, 00:13:18.839 --> 00:13:21.884 I'm using a belt sander with a 120 grit count. 00:13:22.551 --> 00:13:25.513 Grit refers to how jagged the sandpaper is. 00:13:25.596 --> 00:13:29.391 A lower grit count has coarser abrasive that scrapes off the material quickly. 00:13:29.475 --> 00:13:32.603 Oh, look at that. 1 down, 900 to go. 00:13:32.686 --> 00:13:34.355 I'm using a very high grit count, 00:13:34.438 --> 00:13:38.108 which has a finer abrasive that leaves a much smoother finish. 00:13:38.192 --> 00:13:39.819 That's kinda how I see myself. 00:13:39.902 --> 00:13:43.489 Gritty on the outside, but smooth as silk on the inside. 00:13:48.786 --> 00:13:51.288 Okay. So this our model here, 00:13:51.372 --> 00:13:54.834 and in CAD what I'm doing, all these lines are the horizontal lines. 00:13:54.917 --> 00:13:56.210 Those are gonna be all the rings. 00:13:56.293 --> 00:13:59.547 So each one of these is 1 and 7/16 of an inch. 00:13:59.630 --> 00:14:00.464 Okay. 00:14:01.048 --> 00:14:04.176 Pat and I are in charge of the legs and the head, 00:14:04.260 --> 00:14:06.178 which we're making out of segmented wood. 00:14:06.262 --> 00:14:08.430 You know what's fun for TV? Math. 00:14:09.974 --> 00:14:12.643 We're making the nutcracker ten feet tall. 00:14:12.726 --> 00:14:14.895 We're just getting ready to do the math now. 00:14:15.563 --> 00:14:16.856 I'm not even joking. 00:14:17.356 --> 00:14:21.443 So I'm using a program called CAD, short for Computer Aided Design, 00:14:21.527 --> 00:14:24.780 to help me figure out the precise amount of segments we'll need. 00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:25.865 Four, 00:14:27.241 --> 00:14:29.660 three, seven, five. 00:14:30.244 --> 00:14:31.537 Numbers, numbers. 00:14:32.121 --> 00:14:35.499 We'll be creating a bunch of wooden rings that we can stack on each other 00:14:35.583 --> 00:14:37.960 to form the crude shape of each section. 00:14:41.589 --> 00:14:45.301 So we'll start by ripping this inch-and-a-half butcher block into strips. 00:14:45.384 --> 00:14:49.138 That just means cutting the wood lengthwise, parallel to the grain. 00:14:50.222 --> 00:14:52.641 After a lot of ripping, we get a whole stack, 00:14:52.725 --> 00:14:54.476 which is great for two things. 00:14:57.730 --> 00:15:00.190 And, you know, doing our job, I guess. 00:15:01.984 --> 00:15:05.362 I'll be cutting each of these sticks at a 15-degree angle, 00:15:06.238 --> 00:15:08.532 so when Pat combines them together, he makes rings. 00:15:11.535 --> 00:15:14.288 So all in all, we're looking at about 85 rings 00:15:14.371 --> 00:15:16.498 with over 1,000 individual segments. 00:15:16.999 --> 00:15:20.085 You might wanna check in with us later, we're gonna be here a while. 00:15:24.965 --> 00:15:28.594 What we're gonna do is cut the shoulder parts out of steel 00:15:28.677 --> 00:15:30.679 using this plasma-cutter table. 00:15:30.763 --> 00:15:34.266 In this computer, you can program the shape of anything you want to cut, 00:15:34.350 --> 00:15:37.895 and then the plasma gets to 45,000 degrees. 00:15:37.978 --> 00:15:40.397 So that melts the metal, then we're dragging it 00:15:40.481 --> 00:15:42.983 in the direction we want, it creates a cut. 00:15:43.067 --> 00:15:46.111 -So don't touch. -Don't touch. Don't look at the light. 00:15:46.195 --> 00:15:48.656 I just hope I don't get attracted to the light. 00:15:48.739 --> 00:15:50.574 Like you want to touch it. 00:15:50.658 --> 00:15:52.660 I have a stick. So if you go near it, I'll hit you. 00:15:52.743 --> 00:15:54.870 -Okay. -Here we go. Watch your eyes. 00:15:56.497 --> 00:15:59.750 To give you an idea of how hot 45,000 degrees is, 00:15:59.833 --> 00:16:04.797 that's more than four and a half times the temperature of the surface of the Sun. 00:16:04.880 --> 00:16:07.883 How do they know how hot the Sun is? Nobody's even been there. 00:16:10.719 --> 00:16:12.346 The benefit of having so much heat 00:16:12.429 --> 00:16:15.557 is that you can easily cut through metals up to one inch thick. 00:16:16.058 --> 00:16:18.310 Here, we're using 3/8-of-an-inch-thick steel 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:21.605 so that the arms will be light enough to be able to move freely 00:16:21.689 --> 00:16:24.984 but also strong enough to hold the weight of the weaponized hands. 00:16:27.444 --> 00:16:28.946 That's unbelievable. 00:16:29.029 --> 00:16:30.823 The artist formerly known as… 00:16:30.906 --> 00:16:32.574 Oh, I get you. 00:16:42.292 --> 00:16:44.044 Oh, hi, neighbor. I didn't see you there. 00:16:44.128 --> 00:16:46.588 -Hi! -Right now, it's time for welding. 00:16:46.672 --> 00:16:48.048 Yay! 00:16:48.132 --> 00:16:49.049 Remember, kids. 00:16:49.133 --> 00:16:53.887 The wonderful world of welding consists of attaching two metals together. 00:16:53.971 --> 00:16:56.015 -And how do we do that? -How? 00:16:56.098 --> 00:16:58.058 By high temperature arcing 00:16:58.726 --> 00:17:00.853 with this welding MIG torch. 00:17:00.936 --> 00:17:02.438 Ooh! 00:17:02.521 --> 00:17:05.441 So this is using really high-temperature wire 00:17:05.524 --> 00:17:08.485 to act as glue to attach the two metals together. 00:17:09.069 --> 00:17:11.822 So come along with me and take a journey. 00:17:11.905 --> 00:17:13.407 -So come along… Oh! 00:17:13.490 --> 00:17:17.369 So come along with me as we make a zombie-death-bat. 00:17:17.453 --> 00:17:19.663 Can you say "zombie-death-bat"? 00:17:19.747 --> 00:17:22.249 Zombie-death-bat! 00:17:22.332 --> 00:17:24.209 I knew that you could. 00:17:24.293 --> 00:17:25.961 -Now, let's go. 00:17:34.094 --> 00:17:36.513 Metal inert gas welding, or MIG welding, 00:17:36.597 --> 00:17:38.766 involves heating up wire so hot 00:17:38.849 --> 00:17:42.311 that it liquefies and drips onto the area that you're fusing together. 00:17:43.103 --> 00:17:44.438 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 00:17:44.521 --> 00:17:45.355 Perfect. 00:17:46.482 --> 00:17:48.692 I'm gonna attach the lower half of the bicep 00:17:48.776 --> 00:17:51.195 and then cut plates that are gonna carry the springs. 00:17:51.278 --> 00:17:52.112 Okay. 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:59.495 If we're gonna show that this nutcracker means business, 00:17:59.578 --> 00:18:02.581 we need to build biceps that could rotate on the shoulders. 00:18:03.999 --> 00:18:07.377 We're incorporating these rusty springs between the metal plates, 00:18:07.461 --> 00:18:09.296 to add bouncing action to the arms. 00:18:11.924 --> 00:18:13.884 You know why you decided to do this project? 00:18:13.967 --> 00:18:14.802 Why? 00:18:14.885 --> 00:18:17.304 You look at that girl, and you know what you see? 00:18:17.971 --> 00:18:19.264 Yourself. 00:18:20.224 --> 00:18:23.644 -I got to bring it up with my therapist. -I bet you were a destructive kid. 00:18:23.727 --> 00:18:24.561 I still am. 00:18:24.645 --> 00:18:27.523 You must have some story where you did something stupid. 00:18:27.606 --> 00:18:31.151 Then when I was 14, I swallowed a nail. A full nail. 00:18:31.235 --> 00:18:32.361 -On a bet? -No. 00:18:32.444 --> 00:18:37.199 I had it in my mouth like a toothpick, and I tripped, and it went… 00:18:38.325 --> 00:18:41.870 The doctor said if it doesn't make its way through my digestive system in four days, 00:18:41.954 --> 00:18:44.164 they were going to go in and operate. 00:18:44.248 --> 00:18:46.583 Wow. Tell us about how it got out. 00:18:47.084 --> 00:18:49.461 Nature ran its course. It came out the right way. 00:18:51.421 --> 00:18:52.297 I pooped out. 00:18:52.798 --> 00:18:54.883 Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Pooped out. 00:18:58.971 --> 00:19:01.390 Oh yeah. Getting there! 00:19:06.895 --> 00:19:08.105 Oh God, it's heavy. 00:19:14.111 --> 00:19:15.821 Every part of this is sharp! 00:19:15.904 --> 00:19:17.614 -Hey, Graz. -Yo. 00:19:17.698 --> 00:19:21.160 -So what is that? -I call her my zombie-death-bat. 00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:23.662 Zombie-death-bat! 00:19:23.745 --> 00:19:26.748 Didn't Brooklyn ask for a knife or a sword or something? 00:19:26.832 --> 00:19:29.459 Yeah. But I kind of took the baton and went running. 00:19:29.543 --> 00:19:30.419 -Cool. -Yeah. 00:19:30.502 --> 00:19:33.088 -How heavy is it? Awesome. -It's very heavy. 00:19:33.172 --> 00:19:37.050 Yeah. So you wanna test this out at the ballpark or what? 00:19:37.134 --> 00:19:38.343 I thought you'd never ask. 00:19:40.387 --> 00:19:43.473 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday night at the park. 00:19:43.557 --> 00:19:44.558 Let's go. 00:19:44.641 --> 00:19:49.271 And on the mound for the Lettuce Hurlers is two-time Cy Young winner Paul Jackman. 00:19:49.354 --> 00:19:51.857 Watch out for this guy, this should be interesting. 00:19:52.441 --> 00:19:55.569 And stepping in to the batter's box for the Zombie Slayers 00:19:55.652 --> 00:19:57.154 and making his big-league debut, 00:19:57.237 --> 00:20:01.200 the man who goes by only one name. Graz! 00:20:17.257 --> 00:20:19.343 Now we got the biceps in place. 00:20:19.927 --> 00:20:21.929 Next I think we need to do the forearms. 00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:24.348 Hold on, here's the Magic Finger. 00:20:26.308 --> 00:20:27.142 There. 00:20:28.518 --> 00:20:29.478 Nice. 00:20:29.561 --> 00:20:32.481 We should weld up a big triangle and weld the triangle right to this. 00:20:32.564 --> 00:20:33.482 Mm-hmm. 00:20:36.068 --> 00:20:39.613 To make the forearms, we'll use one inch by one inch hollow steel tubing 00:20:39.696 --> 00:20:42.157 that we'll weld together into triangles. 00:20:42.241 --> 00:20:44.743 Triangles are often used in bridges and housing structures 00:20:44.826 --> 00:20:47.746 because of how naturally strong they are at absorbing force. 00:20:52.167 --> 00:20:55.754 We're gonna need that kinda stability to support the weaponized hands. 00:20:57.923 --> 00:21:00.175 Now we got the rings all done and sanded down, 00:21:00.259 --> 00:21:02.094 so all these are gonna get glued into a sandwich 00:21:02.177 --> 00:21:04.096 that's gonna be one of the legs of the nutcracker, 00:21:04.179 --> 00:21:06.765 which Pat is gonna mount on the lathe and turn. Excited about that? 00:21:06.848 --> 00:21:09.685 Ooh, I'm excited! 00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:12.312 -All right, so now we-- -Shh. 00:21:16.650 --> 00:21:21.196 Okay. So apparently Pat would like to do this build in ASMR, 00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:23.740 where you hear all the natural sounds of the build 00:21:23.824 --> 00:21:24.866 but amplified. 00:21:24.950 --> 00:21:26.159 Let's give it a whirl. 00:21:29.037 --> 00:21:30.706 Listen to those ridges. 00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:33.542 Oh yeah. That's nice. 00:21:33.625 --> 00:21:36.920 Next, we need to stack all those rings in order. 00:21:37.838 --> 00:21:40.173 Let's give that stacking a good listen. 00:21:44.094 --> 00:21:46.430 Of course, we can't forget that glue. 00:21:48.432 --> 00:21:49.641 Listen to that glue. 00:21:50.892 --> 00:21:52.311 It's gluerific. Isn't it? 00:21:54.271 --> 00:21:56.857 Sounds kind of gross, actually. 00:21:57.399 --> 00:21:59.067 Time to stack again. 00:21:59.151 --> 00:22:02.112 -Sounds like stacking to me. 00:22:02.195 --> 00:22:04.531 Finally, prepared for the lathe, 00:22:04.614 --> 00:22:07.826 but not before we get in a game of Watch That Washer. 00:22:07.909 --> 00:22:09.536 Let's give that washer a listen. 00:22:16.460 --> 00:22:19.421 Can you hear the sound of that sweet, sweet washer 00:22:19.504 --> 00:22:21.548 just being all washy? 00:22:22.632 --> 00:22:23.467 And then… 00:22:26.428 --> 00:22:30.057 Finally, we put the washer on the bolt and then we're done. 00:22:34.019 --> 00:22:35.937 Oh yeah. That's good stuff. 00:22:39.316 --> 00:22:41.526 And then we're done. 00:22:44.196 --> 00:22:47.199 Look! It's Santa Graz! 00:22:47.991 --> 00:22:50.410 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 00:22:50.494 --> 00:22:53.413 All right. Nutcracker from hell! 00:22:54.122 --> 00:22:58.293 So each arm's gonna be doing this, one smashy, one slashy. 00:22:58.377 --> 00:23:01.380 So right now, I'm gonna concentrate on the slashy part. 00:23:01.463 --> 00:23:04.674 And for that, I'm thinking kind of a Freddy Krueger angle, 00:23:04.758 --> 00:23:06.093 like blades for hands. 00:23:06.176 --> 00:23:09.096 I'm gonna blacksmith four super-sharp blades 00:23:09.179 --> 00:23:13.100 and then weld them to a bar and then that thing will cut anything. 00:23:13.975 --> 00:23:15.394 So let's get lit. 00:23:18.063 --> 00:23:23.068 I'm using a double propane forge that can get up to 2,400 degrees, 00:23:23.151 --> 00:23:25.570 or as I like to say, "ouchie-hot." 00:23:25.654 --> 00:23:28.573 Well, I… I don't really say that, but you know what I mean. 00:23:28.657 --> 00:23:29.908 Oh, it's getting there! 00:23:30.450 --> 00:23:33.495 Back in high school, my nickname used to be "Hot Steel." 00:23:34.579 --> 00:23:35.622 No, it wasn't. 00:23:35.705 --> 00:23:39.084 The forge turns the thin strip of metal red-hot, 00:23:39.167 --> 00:23:41.294 making it malleable so I can shape it. 00:23:41.878 --> 00:23:43.296 Let's move some metal. 00:23:46.466 --> 00:23:47.300 Get down. 00:23:47.384 --> 00:23:50.345 Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal. 00:23:52.264 --> 00:23:54.766 Making knives. Making knives. 00:23:54.850 --> 00:23:57.310 Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal. 00:23:59.604 --> 00:24:02.941 Making knives. Making knives. Making knives. 00:24:03.024 --> 00:24:04.401 Making knives. 00:24:04.484 --> 00:24:06.903 Move some metal. Metal. Metal. Metal. 00:24:07.529 --> 00:24:10.532 Now we have a cut blade. Next up is quenching. 00:24:10.615 --> 00:24:13.994 To harden the blade, I have to reheat it and then cool it down quickly. 00:24:14.077 --> 00:24:17.622 So I'll dip it in motor oil, which cools the metal slower than water, 00:24:17.706 --> 00:24:19.958 preventing cracks and soft spots. 00:24:20.041 --> 00:24:21.001 Sweet. 00:24:22.002 --> 00:24:25.297 It's everyone's favorite part. The sharpy-stabby part. 00:24:32.971 --> 00:24:35.891 It's time to weld the blades to the rod. 00:24:39.603 --> 00:24:41.563 Let's move some metal. Metal. Metal. 00:24:41.646 --> 00:24:42.564 Karate chop! 00:24:46.818 --> 00:24:47.819 That should work. 00:24:51.239 --> 00:24:54.493 Now we have a bunch of segmented rings glued together. 00:24:55.076 --> 00:24:56.912 And this, my friend, is gonna be 00:24:58.413 --> 00:24:59.831 a nutcracker leg. 00:25:00.749 --> 00:25:02.250 This is my favorite part. 00:25:03.043 --> 00:25:04.377 Let's turn this. 00:25:05.337 --> 00:25:09.925 Turning this many segments into one leg is, um, exciting. 00:25:11.009 --> 00:25:13.470 It is like an orchestra. 00:25:13.553 --> 00:25:17.015 Many, many pieces coming together to play one song. 00:25:19.017 --> 00:25:23.396 I am the conductor of this lathe, and this gouge is my baton. 00:25:23.897 --> 00:25:28.235 All I have to do now is make it my masterpiece. 00:25:41.915 --> 00:25:44.626 Voila! A beautiful nutcracker leg. 00:25:48.672 --> 00:25:50.006 Knock, knock! 00:25:50.090 --> 00:25:52.676 -Whoa! -Weapons are done. 00:25:53.176 --> 00:25:55.136 It only took you 18 days. 00:25:55.804 --> 00:25:57.430 Smashy and slashy. 00:25:57.514 --> 00:25:59.599 Let me see this thing. This thing looks heavy. 00:25:59.683 --> 00:26:01.851 Whoa! That's gonna go on there like that. 00:26:01.935 --> 00:26:03.144 It's got weight to it. 00:26:06.940 --> 00:26:07.899 Oh, a bugle! 00:26:08.733 --> 00:26:09.985 So this is one leg. 00:26:10.068 --> 00:26:11.611 It's got really fat ankles. 00:26:11.695 --> 00:26:13.196 All right. This thing is kinda heavy, 00:26:13.280 --> 00:26:16.283 so I'm gonna have to figure out how this mechanism's gonna hold this. 00:26:16.366 --> 00:26:18.076 -It's very heavy. -It's very heavy. 00:26:18.159 --> 00:26:20.996 Especially once it's out further and further from the shoulder pivot. 00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:22.455 -Yeah. -Both legs done, Pat? 00:26:22.539 --> 00:26:23.373 -Yeah. -The head? 00:26:23.456 --> 00:26:25.959 -Didn't turn it yet. -Want me to help you with that? 00:26:26.042 --> 00:26:28.295 -Yeah. Please. -Okay. Turn it together? 00:26:28.795 --> 00:26:32.382 -Oh, that's a plan. -I hear you guys really turn heads. 00:26:33.675 --> 00:26:36.177 You know, I wasn't always like this. 00:26:36.261 --> 00:26:40.223 A constant need for approval, using puns as a social crutch, 00:26:40.724 --> 00:26:44.936 it's kind of pathetic, I know. But to understand how I got here-- 00:26:45.020 --> 00:26:46.187 Come on! 00:26:46.896 --> 00:26:47.897 Get back to work. 00:26:59.909 --> 00:27:02.537 Attention, Jimmy. Children calling. 00:27:03.038 --> 00:27:06.249 Attention, Jimmy. Time to talk to the kids again. 00:27:06.875 --> 00:27:08.918 Brooklyn! What have you been doing? 00:27:09.002 --> 00:27:10.920 Just living my best life. 00:27:12.964 --> 00:27:15.550 This is the part where you interrupt us from finishing our work. 00:27:15.634 --> 00:27:16.635 I got it. 00:27:16.718 --> 00:27:19.971 I'm just here to check on my nutcracker. 00:27:20.055 --> 00:27:21.848 -How's it doing? 00:27:21.931 --> 00:27:23.141 We're working on it. 00:27:23.224 --> 00:27:27.771 So do it have knife arms? 00:27:27.854 --> 00:27:28.938 It does. 00:27:29.731 --> 00:27:32.192 Graz is working on the smashy parts for the hands. 00:27:32.275 --> 00:27:34.527 Is it gigantic? 00:27:34.611 --> 00:27:37.906 Do you see that? That's the head and the hat alone. 00:27:39.991 --> 00:27:40.825 Good. 00:27:40.909 --> 00:27:43.161 All right, let's get to it. What are you here for? 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:46.414 He has to make a smoothie. 00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:48.291 What? More? 00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:51.586 But wait, there's more! 00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:54.756 A smoothie coming out of a nutcracker? 00:27:55.423 --> 00:28:00.220 A vanilla smoothie with gummy worms, chocolate, and marshmallows. 00:28:00.804 --> 00:28:01.846 Ugh. 00:28:01.930 --> 00:28:02.931 Yeah. 00:28:03.014 --> 00:28:05.558 You know how they say there's no bad ideas? 00:28:05.642 --> 00:28:06.810 Yeah. 00:28:06.893 --> 00:28:08.269 They were wrong. 00:28:09.562 --> 00:28:11.648 I know what you need. You want it to make a smoothie. 00:28:11.731 --> 00:28:13.983 We'll figure out where we could put a smoothie maker on it. 00:28:14.067 --> 00:28:15.068 Fair enough? 00:28:15.735 --> 00:28:16.903 Yeah! 00:28:16.986 --> 00:28:19.656 -All right? -Peace out! Ta-ta! 00:28:19.739 --> 00:28:20.949 Thanks, Brooklyn. 00:28:21.449 --> 00:28:23.993 Where do we put a smoothie in this thing? 00:28:24.077 --> 00:28:26.162 We gotta somehow hack a device 00:28:26.246 --> 00:28:29.666 that's gonna be able to make a smoothie then dispense it. 00:28:29.749 --> 00:28:31.084 Where? What part of the-- 00:28:31.167 --> 00:28:33.002 -Top of the head. -This is three feet. 00:28:33.086 --> 00:28:35.672 You have about a foot at the top of the hat to play with. 00:28:36.297 --> 00:28:38.174 It has to come out of the nose. 00:28:38.258 --> 00:28:39.175 Brilliant. 00:28:39.259 --> 00:28:42.137 -Ready? Let's continue on with our tasks. 00:28:42.220 --> 00:28:43.722 I forget what I was doing. 00:28:58.153 --> 00:29:01.114 Welcome to Blenderville. Population, us. 00:29:01.197 --> 00:29:02.323 We got a blender blade here. 00:29:02.407 --> 00:29:04.451 Thinking of attaching this to one of these containers? 00:29:04.534 --> 00:29:08.037 -I am. So the first part is to cut a hole… -Sure. 00:29:08.121 --> 00:29:09.748 …mount the blade in there. 00:29:09.831 --> 00:29:12.500 We have to figure out a way to get the smoothie out. 00:29:12.584 --> 00:29:14.794 -Right. I like the big tube. -Yeah. 00:29:14.878 --> 00:29:17.672 This would stick through the nose almost all the way through it. 00:29:17.756 --> 00:29:20.175 Yeah. Then we seal everything with some silicone 00:29:20.258 --> 00:29:22.010 and just plop it in the head and… 00:29:22.677 --> 00:29:23.678 Okay. 00:29:24.179 --> 00:29:26.181 Just above the top of the log splitter, 00:29:26.264 --> 00:29:29.851 we'll add the blender base and attach this large plastic jug 00:29:29.934 --> 00:29:31.686 that we'll have to cut in half. 00:29:31.770 --> 00:29:34.522 Then we'll run a plastic tube from the bottom of the jug 00:29:34.606 --> 00:29:36.441 that will feed out of the nose. 00:29:37.734 --> 00:29:40.320 I made this chunk of wood here. I figured that'll be the nose. 00:29:40.403 --> 00:29:41.404 Okay. 00:29:42.530 --> 00:29:44.365 Let me just… Model for me? 00:29:46.493 --> 00:29:48.411 All right, I think that'll be perfect. 00:29:55.293 --> 00:29:58.671 Now we need to put the mechanics in place to power the arms. 00:29:58.755 --> 00:30:01.466 So what I need to do is make a rest for this gear, 00:30:01.549 --> 00:30:05.220 and then I need to make a drive pin that's gonna make this go like that. 00:30:05.303 --> 00:30:07.680 -Okay. -Then we're gonna mount the motor here. 00:30:08.264 --> 00:30:11.768 The only way to see if this works, is to weld it all up and give it a shot. 00:30:11.851 --> 00:30:13.144 All right. Let's do it. 00:30:17.774 --> 00:30:20.360 Derek and I are constructing a two-pulley system 00:30:20.443 --> 00:30:23.822 powered by a 110-volt electric motor 00:30:23.905 --> 00:30:25.949 to move the nutcracker's giant arms. 00:30:27.116 --> 00:30:28.451 This is the link-belt. 00:30:28.535 --> 00:30:30.912 You could make them any length you want. 00:30:30.995 --> 00:30:31.830 Nice. 00:30:34.874 --> 00:30:36.209 Tack it in place and try it. 00:30:36.292 --> 00:30:38.962 And now we need to attach Graz's zombie-death-bat 00:30:39.045 --> 00:30:41.339 and his knife-hand to the forearm. 00:30:43.383 --> 00:30:45.051 Let's give it a try. See what happens. 00:30:45.134 --> 00:30:46.177 -Ready? -Go! 00:30:48.763 --> 00:30:50.265 -It works! -Nice! 00:30:50.348 --> 00:30:51.474 It's chopping! 00:30:52.225 --> 00:30:55.061 Now that we have the nutcracker smashing and slashing… 00:30:55.144 --> 00:30:56.604 -Hold on. -Hold on, I got it. 00:30:56.688 --> 00:31:00.650 …it's time to add the head to get a sense of what this thing's gonna look like. 00:31:00.733 --> 00:31:03.278 -Looks like a nutcracker. -It looks unbelievable. 00:31:03.361 --> 00:31:05.071 All right. Let's bring this thing home. 00:31:05.154 --> 00:31:07.991 We have to install the blender that's gonna make the smoothie. 00:31:08.074 --> 00:31:09.993 -Jackman, you're on the face details. -Yes. 00:31:10.076 --> 00:31:11.452 Pat's on the boots. 00:31:11.536 --> 00:31:14.455 If this thing doesn't get done soon, I'm gonna stick my head in its mouth. 00:31:14.539 --> 00:31:15.415 Promise? 00:31:16.791 --> 00:31:18.376 -Let's get going. -Let's do it. 00:31:20.211 --> 00:31:26.092 It's the final push. 00:31:28.261 --> 00:31:29.679 Yeah. Go straight up, Jimmy. 00:31:29.762 --> 00:31:31.639 Good thing there's nothing sharp on it. 00:31:31.723 --> 00:31:33.808 This nutcracker weighs hundreds of pounds, 00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:36.144 so, in order to fit the wooden legs to the frame, 00:31:36.227 --> 00:31:38.813 we'll need a forklift to lift the torso up and off. 00:31:38.897 --> 00:31:40.106 Perfect! 00:31:40.189 --> 00:31:42.191 Of course, every nut job needs a face. 00:31:43.484 --> 00:31:46.154 So from solid steel, we'll forge a mustache. 00:31:46.237 --> 00:31:47.655 He wants to look evil. 00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:49.991 Jackman is using the wood-burning tool 00:31:50.074 --> 00:31:51.868 to notch out the eyes and the eyebrows, 00:31:51.951 --> 00:31:55.496 and he's using a hole saw to bore out the eye sockets. 00:31:57.206 --> 00:32:00.710 For the nutcracker's feet, Pat is cutting up angled strips of wood 00:32:00.793 --> 00:32:04.422 that he'll glue together, and that will lay over the metal frame. 00:32:04.505 --> 00:32:06.883 We'll cut this off here, attach that into the base. 00:32:06.966 --> 00:32:08.760 -Yep. -Then this will sit here. 00:32:09.510 --> 00:32:12.639 Jackman and Graz are working out how this thing is gonna make a smoothie. 00:32:12.722 --> 00:32:13.765 That should work. 00:32:15.308 --> 00:32:16.225 Bam! 00:32:17.644 --> 00:32:18.770 Ooh, look at that! 00:32:18.853 --> 00:32:21.689 Of course, Brooklyn wanted fire coming from the eyes. 00:32:21.773 --> 00:32:22.732 That's gonna look great. 00:32:22.815 --> 00:32:25.568 So we'll be using two propane burners from the blacksmithing forge 00:32:25.652 --> 00:32:27.904 that will poke out of each eyehole. 00:32:27.987 --> 00:32:29.989 Looks good. Have them poke out more. 00:32:30.865 --> 00:32:33.993 -This is the nose here. -Did you shape that nose after Graz? 00:32:34.827 --> 00:32:35.703 How'd you know? 00:32:37.038 --> 00:32:39.290 This is gonna be one heck of a smashing… 00:32:39.374 --> 00:32:40.708 Slicing, crushing… 00:32:40.792 --> 00:32:42.585 -Burning… -Juicing… 00:32:42.669 --> 00:32:43.962 Machine! 00:32:44.462 --> 00:32:47.048 -Look at those legs. Beautiful. 00:32:47.131 --> 00:32:49.217 It's done. I think Brooklyn's gonna be happy with it. 00:32:49.300 --> 00:32:50.551 -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:32:51.135 --> 00:32:54.514 -It looks like it's gonna come to life. -It's kind of uncomfortable. 00:32:54.597 --> 00:32:55.765 Let's get out of here. 00:32:59.852 --> 00:33:01.521 Looks like it's gonna come to life. 00:33:01.604 --> 00:33:02.855 It's kinda uncomfortable. 00:33:02.939 --> 00:33:05.358 -Come to life. -She's gonna sic this on us. 00:33:07.944 --> 00:33:09.696 Guys, time to get Brooklyn up here 00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:13.241 to show her the deadliest nutcracker this side of the Pentagon. 00:33:13.324 --> 00:33:14.325 Brooklyn. 00:33:14.409 --> 00:33:15.284 Okay. 00:33:16.452 --> 00:33:17.495 How are you? 00:33:17.578 --> 00:33:19.372 I am perfecto today. 00:33:19.455 --> 00:33:22.125 Very good. You ready to have your day get better? 00:33:22.208 --> 00:33:23.209 You bet I am. 00:33:23.292 --> 00:33:26.004 All right. You wanna see this monstrosity you designed? 00:33:26.087 --> 00:33:29.716 -Yes. -Ready to see this weapon of destruction? 00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:32.510 Show me this nutcracker, right now! 00:33:32.593 --> 00:33:34.512 You ready to see this nutcracker I-R-L? 00:33:34.595 --> 00:33:36.681 -Yes, I am! -Hit it! 00:33:49.360 --> 00:33:50.820 Oh, yes! 00:33:51.446 --> 00:33:53.364 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 00:33:54.657 --> 00:33:55.616 Yeah! 00:33:56.743 --> 00:33:59.328 Oh my God! 00:34:02.081 --> 00:34:05.877 What you're looking at is 10 giant feet of holiday hell. 00:34:06.753 --> 00:34:09.005 Look at the giant head made out of segmented wood. 00:34:09.088 --> 00:34:12.258 This is glued together from almost 1,000 pieces of wood. 00:34:12.341 --> 00:34:14.385 Oh my goodness! 00:34:14.469 --> 00:34:17.555 The mustache is made out of solid steel. 00:34:18.806 --> 00:34:21.893 Underneath that mustache, we have a recycled log splitter 00:34:21.976 --> 00:34:24.896 that's gonna crush anything we put inside of it. 00:34:24.979 --> 00:34:28.608 On one arm are blacksmithed blades that are very sharp. 00:34:28.691 --> 00:34:30.485 Slicing arms! 00:34:30.568 --> 00:34:32.945 A bat that's designed to kill a zombie! 00:34:33.529 --> 00:34:34.405 What? 00:34:34.489 --> 00:34:36.824 The eyes are made out of two gas-forge burners. 00:34:36.908 --> 00:34:39.869 When we turn them on, they're gonna blow flames out of the eyes. 00:34:41.204 --> 00:34:43.414 Brooklyn, guess where the smoothie comes out of. 00:34:45.917 --> 00:34:46.751 The nose. 00:34:48.169 --> 00:34:51.005 I hope there's no boogers in my smoothie. 00:34:51.589 --> 00:34:52.882 What do you think? 00:34:52.965 --> 00:34:56.302 Doggy says it looks… 00:34:57.095 --> 00:34:58.346 terrifying! 00:34:59.055 --> 00:35:00.306 Good job, guys. 00:35:00.973 --> 00:35:02.809 I wanna see this thing in action! 00:35:02.892 --> 00:35:06.771 Brooklyn, we're gonna slice, smash, crash, and set some things on fire. 00:35:06.854 --> 00:35:07.688 Are you ready? 00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:09.565 Of course I am! 00:35:09.649 --> 00:35:11.192 Guys, let's get ready. 00:35:19.534 --> 00:35:21.661 Brooklyn, welcome to your nightmare. 00:35:21.744 --> 00:35:23.246 Oh yeah! 00:35:23.329 --> 00:35:26.707 We're gonna start by crushing things in the mouth. Are you ready? 00:35:26.791 --> 00:35:28.417 Yes! 00:35:28.501 --> 00:35:31.671 -Want a watermelon? - Let's see it crush! 00:35:31.754 --> 00:35:33.422 -Here we go! 00:35:33.506 --> 00:35:36.551 -Say goodbye to that watermelon! -Oh my gosh. 00:35:38.261 --> 00:35:40.012 That's disgusting. 00:35:40.096 --> 00:35:42.306 It looked like he was throwing up. 00:35:42.390 --> 00:35:44.267 Hey! Who bought the nutcracker? 00:35:44.350 --> 00:35:46.394 Wait. Does that count for cannibalism? 00:35:46.477 --> 00:35:48.062 Say goodbye, nutcracker! 00:35:49.605 --> 00:35:51.190 No! Don't do it! 00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:52.108 No! 00:35:52.859 --> 00:35:54.902 Brooklyn, you ready for the smashing and the slashing? 00:35:54.986 --> 00:35:57.488 Oh my God. I'm ready for the hands. 00:35:57.572 --> 00:35:59.615 Let us smash stuff. 00:36:06.497 --> 00:36:07.665 Oh my God! 00:36:09.458 --> 00:36:10.293 Yeah. 00:36:10.376 --> 00:36:12.378 It's not… It's not great, Graz. 00:36:12.461 --> 00:36:14.088 -My God. -You failed! 00:36:17.091 --> 00:36:20.428 Are we gonna do fire eyes now? 00:36:20.511 --> 00:36:21.470 The fire eyes? 00:36:21.554 --> 00:36:23.347 -Fire in the hole. Ignition. 00:36:25.558 --> 00:36:28.144 - Oh my God! -Whoa! 00:36:31.230 --> 00:36:33.441 Look at it go! 00:36:33.524 --> 00:36:34.692 It's on fire now. 00:36:35.484 --> 00:36:38.321 Can we just go on with the smoothie? 00:36:38.404 --> 00:36:39.822 The smoothie of death. 00:36:39.906 --> 00:36:40.823 Death? 00:36:40.907 --> 00:36:42.909 A smoothie is usually healthy, Jimmy. 00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:44.118 Are you ready? 00:36:44.202 --> 00:36:45.536 You bet I am. 00:36:45.620 --> 00:36:49.498 We got strawberries, blueberries, gummy bears, milk. 00:36:49.582 --> 00:36:51.584 Let's make smoothies! 00:36:51.667 --> 00:36:52.543 Just send it. 00:36:53.252 --> 00:36:54.962 -It actually works. 00:36:57.548 --> 00:37:00.635 More gummy bears! More gummy bears! 00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:03.346 Oh! Oh yeah! Oh! 00:37:03.429 --> 00:37:05.598 -Yeah, smoothie! -Oh yeah! 00:37:05.681 --> 00:37:07.975 -Oh boy. -Who's gonna taste it? 00:37:08.059 --> 00:37:10.061 -Pat. Enjoy. -Here we go. 00:37:12.438 --> 00:37:15.650 -That is gross. 00:37:15.733 --> 00:37:19.362 Okay. Are you ready to see everything at once? 00:37:19.445 --> 00:37:20.738 Of course I am. 00:37:20.821 --> 00:37:22.240 Okay. Here we go. 00:37:22.323 --> 00:37:25.159 Fire eyes! Fire eyes! Fire eyes! 00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:26.994 Slicing arms! 00:37:27.078 --> 00:37:30.665 It doesn't work anymore! The arms got fruit juice all over them! 00:37:30.748 --> 00:37:32.124 Hey. The fire works! 00:37:32.208 --> 00:37:33.668 Burn, baby. Burn! 00:37:36.629 --> 00:37:39.715 Is this the nutcracker of your dreams or of your nightmares? 00:37:39.799 --> 00:37:40.967 You tell us. 00:37:41.050 --> 00:37:42.260 Dreams. 00:37:42.343 --> 00:37:44.470 Thank you very much. That was really sweet. 00:37:44.553 --> 00:37:46.555 Best nutcracker ever! 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:49.225 Brooklyn, if you're satisfied, then we're satisfied. 00:37:49.308 --> 00:37:51.310 Yes. Thank you. 00:37:51.394 --> 00:37:55.189 -Did you enjoy yourself? -Best day ever! 00:37:55.690 --> 00:37:57.441 -Now get out of here! 00:37:57.984 --> 00:38:00.361 -Guys, clean up. I gotta take a nap. -All right. 00:38:00.444 --> 00:38:02.071 Looks like you enjoyed the smoothie. 00:38:02.154 --> 00:38:03.322 The smoothie was good.