WEBVTT 00:01:12.450 --> 00:01:17.240 ‌ 00:01:17.250 --> 00:01:20.240 ‌ 00:01:20.250 --> 00:01:24.884 ‌ 00:01:24.984 --> 00:01:28.484 ‌ 00:01:30.916 --> 00:01:33.330 How does a woman in her 70s 00:01:33.354 --> 00:01:35.356 end up getting married? 00:01:36.661 --> 00:01:40.100 It all started when the world shut down. 00:01:45.714 --> 00:01:48.910 Okay. All I see here is me. 00:01:48.934 --> 00:01:51.696 This is not what I want to be looking at. 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:53.437 Diane, you're muted. 00:01:53.461 --> 00:01:56.440 Seriously, how do I just not see my own face this big, huh? 00:01:56.464 --> 00:01:57.963 You're muted. 00:01:57.987 --> 00:02:01.488 Diane, you're muted. 00:02:01.512 --> 00:02:03.534 Alexa, join my meeting. 00:02:03.558 --> 00:02:04.970 Okay. 00:02:04.994 --> 00:02:06.145 Hello, ladies. 00:02:06.169 --> 00:02:07.929 Hello. Hi. 00:02:07.953 --> 00:02:11.237 Viv, have you been at Arthur's condo this whole time? 00:02:11.261 --> 00:02:13.152 Nine days. 00:02:13.176 --> 00:02:14.762 It's a world record. 00:02:14.786 --> 00:02:16.808 - Ha! - Shar. 00:02:16.832 --> 00:02:18.375 Are you drinking at work? 00:02:18.399 --> 00:02:21.247 Well, technically, the courts are closed, 00:02:21.271 --> 00:02:24.685 so it's just me and Judge Walker. 00:02:24.709 --> 00:02:26.122 My restaurant's closed, too. 00:02:26.146 --> 00:02:28.254 They said it might be two whole weeks. 00:02:28.278 --> 00:02:30.648 Okay, I figured it out. 00:02:30.672 --> 00:02:32.476 Why am I a potato? 00:02:32.500 --> 00:02:34.086 Ay, ay, ay. 00:02:34.110 --> 00:02:36.741 Shall we talk about Normal People? 00:02:36.765 --> 00:02:39.178 Something we have very little experience with. 00:02:39.202 --> 00:02:42.094 Hey. How do I stop being a potato? 00:02:42.118 --> 00:02:44.618 One thing's for sure: 00:02:44.642 --> 00:02:47.186 It went on longer than anyone imagined. 00:02:47.210 --> 00:02:49.449 Ah. Untamed. 00:02:49.473 --> 00:02:52.496 The harrowing true story of Viv's nether region 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:55.151 if the waxing salon doesn't reopen soon. 00:02:55.175 --> 00:02:57.022 All that's been lasered away years ago. 00:02:57.046 --> 00:02:58.110 Yeah. 00:02:58.134 --> 00:03:01.635 Excuse me, um, it's 7:00 p.m. 00:03:01.659 --> 00:03:04.203 Oh, my... 00:03:04.227 --> 00:03:06.292 Thank you, health-care workers! 00:03:06.316 --> 00:03:09.077 Yay. Thank you! 00:03:09.101 --> 00:03:12.907 No one's enjoying their quarantine more than you, Viv. 00:03:12.931 --> 00:03:14.909 We stayed connected 00:03:14.968 --> 00:03:18.100 And through professional milestones. 00:03:23.951 --> 00:03:25.624 Ta-da. 00:03:25.648 --> 00:03:28.497 I've already been asked to perform three weddings. 00:03:28.521 --> 00:03:31.282 Once you take senior status, that's all you're good for. 00:03:31.306 --> 00:03:33.284 That's so sweet. It's degrading. 00:03:33.308 --> 00:03:35.678 I didn't go to law school so I could tell 00:03:35.702 --> 00:03:38.637 the children of my colleagues they could kiss. 00:03:38.661 --> 00:03:40.596 And like so many people, 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:44.362 the time apart gave us the opportunity to try new things. 00:03:49.193 --> 00:03:50.690 That was a little dark, but... 00:03:50.820 --> 00:03:52.841 And forced us to deal with things 00:03:52.865 --> 00:03:54.780 we'd been putting off. 00:03:55.381 --> 00:03:57.098 This is all I'm keeping. 00:03:57.122 --> 00:03:59.187 Well, good you're hanging on to that coffee can, though. 00:03:59.211 --> 00:04:01.233 Oh. 00:04:01.257 --> 00:04:02.886 This is Harry. 00:04:02.910 --> 00:04:04.540 Harry? 00:04:04.564 --> 00:04:08.196 Well, yeah, the ashes. The-the ashes of Harry. See? 00:04:08.220 --> 00:04:10.981 Was his dying wish to be a latte? 00:04:11.005 --> 00:04:12.679 You-you can't just leave him there. 00:04:12.703 --> 00:04:14.333 Wait a minute. Do you think he's better off 00:04:14.357 --> 00:04:16.074 on the mantel in Mitchell's bedroom? 00:04:16.098 --> 00:04:17.988 Probably not what your late husband imagined 00:04:18.012 --> 00:04:20.295 as his eternal resting place. 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:22.210 Back in the box you go. 00:04:22.234 --> 00:04:23.646 There you go. 00:04:23.670 --> 00:04:25.213 No, go spread them somewhere. 00:04:25.237 --> 00:04:27.041 Well, what am I supposed to do? 00:04:27.065 --> 00:04:29.130 I mean, I'm just supposed to go dump him in the fields? 00:04:29.154 --> 00:04:31.567 He's allergic to horses. 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:38.400 ‌ 00:04:38.625 --> 00:04:41.410 Knock, knock! 00:04:43.578 --> 00:04:45.426 Oh, my God. 00:04:45.450 --> 00:04:46.862 Oh! 00:04:46.886 --> 00:04:48.951 This still feels illegal. 00:04:48.975 --> 00:04:50.996 Oh, no. 00:04:51.020 --> 00:04:53.216 Yeah. -I refuse to outlaw the hug. 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:55.262 What's going on here, huh? 00:04:55.286 --> 00:04:56.915 Have we officially hit the stage 00:04:56.939 --> 00:04:58.787 where we cover our furniture in plastic? 00:04:58.811 --> 00:05:00.528 No, this is what happens when you have 00:05:00.552 --> 00:05:02.530 - too much time on your hands. - Yeah. 00:05:02.554 --> 00:05:04.749 I actually tried to retile the bathroom, too. 00:05:04.773 --> 00:05:06.882 - Oh. - That did not go well. 00:05:06.906 --> 00:05:08.449 - No? - It's terrible. 00:05:08.473 --> 00:05:10.364 - Yoo-hoo. - Oh! 00:05:10.388 --> 00:05:12.540 - Judge! - Oh, please. 00:05:12.564 --> 00:05:15.499 I'm retired, so no need for formalities. 00:05:15.523 --> 00:05:17.371 - "Your Honor" is fine. - Oh. 00:05:17.395 --> 00:05:20.504 I never thought I'd be this happy to hug you. Oh. 00:05:20.528 --> 00:05:22.419 Yeah. I get that a lot. 00:05:22.443 --> 00:05:24.334 Hello! 00:05:24.358 --> 00:05:26.075 - Oh! Hello. - Oh, my God. 00:05:26.099 --> 00:05:28.904 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 00:05:28.928 --> 00:05:30.819 - Oh, my God. Oh, hi. - Hi. 00:05:30.843 --> 00:05:32.211 Hi, sweetheart. 00:05:32.235 --> 00:05:33.691 - Hi. - Aw. 00:05:33.715 --> 00:05:35.998 - And my pal. - Hey, Slim. 00:05:36.022 --> 00:05:37.739 Oh, this is so great. 00:05:37.763 --> 00:05:40.132 - How are you, Slim? - I'm so excited. 00:05:40.156 --> 00:05:42.004 Viv, uh, just one question. 00:05:42.028 --> 00:05:43.484 What's going on with the gloves? 00:05:43.508 --> 00:05:45.355 Are you planning a jewelry heist? - 00:05:45.379 --> 00:05:48.576 Or maybe becoming an amateur mime? 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:50.142 Or even a professional mime, 00:05:50.166 --> 00:05:51.753 - if you put your mind to it. - Uh-huh. 00:05:51.777 --> 00:05:53.363 Now, that would be an exciting change. 00:05:53.387 --> 00:05:58.150 Well, actually, there has been an exciting change. 00:05:58.174 --> 00:06:00.631 Oh, my. 00:06:00.655 --> 00:06:02.067 What's going... What? 00:06:02.091 --> 00:06:03.373 Oh, my God. 00:06:03.397 --> 00:06:04.983 - You're engaged? - Oh, it's gorgeous. 00:06:05.007 --> 00:06:07.377 - Can you believe it? - No, I can't. 00:06:07.401 --> 00:06:09.055 - Vivian. - Oh, I have so many questions. 00:06:10.752 --> 00:06:12.121 - When did this happen? - Well... 00:06:12.145 --> 00:06:13.992 Wait, wait, wait. Come sit down and tell us 00:06:14.016 --> 00:06:15.298 - every single thing. - We need details. 00:06:15.322 --> 00:06:16.647 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 00:06:16.671 --> 00:06:18.432 Oh, my God, Viv, this is amazing. 00:06:18.456 --> 00:06:20.303 Oh, no. 00:06:20.327 --> 00:06:23.872 Oh, my God. Well, uh, it was actually... it was last night. 00:06:23.896 --> 00:06:25.656 I can't believe that it was last night. 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:27.571 We were walking back to the apartment, 00:06:27.595 --> 00:06:30.095 and he made some comment about proposing, 00:06:30.119 --> 00:06:32.750 and I made a comment, "Well, if not now, when?" 00:06:32.774 --> 00:06:34.970 Because in another 50 years, 00:06:34.994 --> 00:06:38.234 I may not find him as attractive as I do now. 00:06:38.258 --> 00:06:41.672 And right then, we were in front of a jewelry store. 00:06:41.696 --> 00:06:44.153 And before I know it, we're in the store, 00:06:44.177 --> 00:06:46.155 saying, "Should we do this? 00:06:46.179 --> 00:06:48.636 I mean, should we get married?" 00:06:48.660 --> 00:06:50.246 And we are! 00:06:50.270 --> 00:06:52.340 - Oh, my God. Oh! - We are. 00:06:52.546 --> 00:06:54.132 So, do you have a date yet? 00:06:54.156 --> 00:06:55.699 Oh, I think I'll go with Arthur. 00:06:55.723 --> 00:06:57.266 What? 00:06:57.290 --> 00:06:58.919 As my date. 00:06:58.943 --> 00:07:00.486 Do we have to laugh at her bad jokes 00:07:00.510 --> 00:07:01.705 - since she's the bride? - No, well, I think we do. 00:07:01.729 --> 00:07:02.836 - I think that's the rule. - Yeah. 00:07:02.860 --> 00:07:04.340 Sharon is correct. 00:07:05.689 --> 00:07:07.102 Look at you. 00:07:07.126 --> 00:07:09.278 - Is this new? - Well, it is to me. 00:07:09.302 --> 00:07:12.455 I assume the man who owns it purchased it years ago. 00:07:12.479 --> 00:07:16.720 Oh, well, I'm glad your *a hasn't claimed senior status. 00:07:16.744 --> 00:07:19.026 - Who's the lucky sailor? - Not a clue. 00:07:19.050 --> 00:07:22.073 I found it in the back seat of my car. Finders keepers. 00:07:22.097 --> 00:07:24.162 Oh, my God. 00:07:24.186 --> 00:07:26.643 I really don't understand how you make that work. 00:07:26.667 --> 00:07:29.341 Well, now you know why she keeps having to get her hip replaced. 00:07:29.365 --> 00:07:32.412 People with mechanical knees should not throw stones. 00:07:33.848 --> 00:07:37.025 - Oh. Oh, my God, you guys. - What? What? 00:07:38.461 --> 00:07:41.832 I have to show you what I found when I was cleaning up. 00:07:41.856 --> 00:07:44.530 Cleaning up? What did it look like before? 00:07:44.554 --> 00:07:46.271 Look. I think it's an omen. 00:07:46.295 --> 00:07:47.838 An omen? 00:07:47.862 --> 00:07:51.015 This is from the trip that never was. 00:07:51.039 --> 00:07:53.191 Remember, we were all gonna go to Italy. 00:07:53.215 --> 00:07:54.540 Oh. 00:07:54.564 --> 00:07:56.238 Oh, Italy. 00:07:56.262 --> 00:07:58.022 Right? Oh, my God. 00:07:58.046 --> 00:07:59.806 Our dream vacation, before, of course, 00:07:59.830 --> 00:08:01.939 I got pregnant and ruined everything. 00:08:01.963 --> 00:08:04.202 Pan Am? 00:08:04.226 --> 00:08:05.856 Can you believe that one of these 00:08:05.880 --> 00:08:07.684 used to get us on a plane? 00:08:07.708 --> 00:08:10.208 I can't even look at those. 00:08:10.232 --> 00:08:12.297 "Surprise Gianni. 00:08:12.321 --> 00:08:14.473 Taste his magical meatballs again." 00:08:14.497 --> 00:08:15.822 Oh. 00:08:15.846 --> 00:08:17.781 - "Do not live in fear." - Oh, God. 00:08:17.805 --> 00:08:19.304 Okay, that's not... 00:08:19.328 --> 00:08:21.567 - "Taste his magical meatballs"? - Shh! 00:08:21.591 --> 00:08:23.917 "Do not live in fear"? How big are they? 00:08:23.941 --> 00:08:25.745 Oh, Gianni. 00:08:25.769 --> 00:08:27.138 Who is Gianni? 00:08:27.162 --> 00:08:28.922 Okay, he was the Italian hottie 00:08:28.946 --> 00:08:32.274 from my cooking school a million trillion years ago. 00:08:32.298 --> 00:08:34.058 Probably fat and bald now. 00:08:34.082 --> 00:08:36.016 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Don't ruin my memories. 00:08:36.040 --> 00:08:37.496 Anyway, that's not the point. 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:40.107 - The point is I found this. - Yeah. 00:08:40.131 --> 00:08:42.719 The travel ban is lifted, 00:08:42.743 --> 00:08:44.895 and I think we should all go to Italy. 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:47.027 Italy? Whoa. 00:08:47.051 --> 00:08:48.638 I mean, I barely made it here. 00:08:48.662 --> 00:08:50.814 Yeah, I-I-I can't go anywhere, right? 00:08:50.838 --> 00:08:53.208 I'm a newly engaged woman, remember? 00:08:53.232 --> 00:08:55.297 Oh, that-that's it. 00:08:55.321 --> 00:08:57.777 We'll make it Viv's bachelorette. 00:08:57.801 --> 00:08:59.953 Oh, I literally just got chill bumps. 00:08:59.977 --> 00:09:01.781 It's perfect. 00:09:01.805 --> 00:09:04.262 You want us to run around Italy like a bunch of teenagers? 00:09:04.286 --> 00:09:08.223 The book says ignoring the signs is what ruins a life. 00:09:08.247 --> 00:09:10.834 - We can't reject our destiny. - Yeah. 00:09:10.858 --> 00:09:13.315 I love the idea of drinking Italian wine 00:09:13.339 --> 00:09:15.317 and celebrating Vivian, 00:09:15.341 --> 00:09:17.797 but can't we just do that from here? 00:09:17.821 --> 00:09:19.843 I'm with Shar. 00:09:19.867 --> 00:09:22.585 You know, it-it doesn't feel right leaving Arthur right now. 00:09:22.609 --> 00:09:25.283 And my little Ginsburger has not been feeling well. 00:09:25.307 --> 00:09:27.503 I don't feel good about leaving her, either. -Mm. 00:09:27.527 --> 00:09:30.288 You know that we might never have a chance 00:09:30.312 --> 00:09:32.706 to do something like this again. 00:09:33.663 --> 00:09:35.665 Such is fate. 00:09:37.232 --> 00:09:38.992 A bachelorette? 00:09:39.016 --> 00:09:41.908 And you said you didn't want to go because of me? 00:09:41.932 --> 00:09:44.781 No. Well, I mean, yeah, that's what I said, 00:09:44.805 --> 00:09:45.999 but not because of you. 00:09:46.023 --> 00:09:47.392 Because of us. 00:09:47.416 --> 00:09:48.959 - Well... - You know, our relationship. 00:09:48.983 --> 00:09:51.115 Well, that's not right. 00:09:52.334 --> 00:09:54.312 Not because of "our relationship." 00:09:54.336 --> 00:09:55.748 Because of our engagement. 00:09:55.772 --> 00:09:58.403 I mean, my point was we're engaged, 00:09:58.427 --> 00:10:00.013 so if I'm gonna run off to Italy, 00:10:00.037 --> 00:10:01.754 it should be with you. 00:10:01.778 --> 00:10:04.366 Well, I'd love that, but just 'cause we're engaged 00:10:04.390 --> 00:10:06.977 doesn't mean you can't go on a trip with your best friends. 00:10:07.001 --> 00:10:08.500 Really? 00:10:08.524 --> 00:10:10.110 Viv, Jesus Christ. 00:10:10.134 --> 00:10:11.982 Actually, that is Saint Christopher. 00:10:12.006 --> 00:10:13.331 Oh, God. 00:10:13.355 --> 00:10:15.159 He's the patron saint of travel. 00:10:15.183 --> 00:10:16.987 So, if you're planning a trip, 00:10:17.011 --> 00:10:19.206 well, this is the right place to start. 00:10:19.230 --> 00:10:21.450 - How about that for a sign? - Wow. 00:10:24.105 --> 00:10:25.541 Oh, boy. 00:10:28.152 --> 00:10:31.828 Hello. You've reached the home of the retired and gifted. 00:10:31.852 --> 00:10:33.743 So... 00:10:33.767 --> 00:10:36.528 we need to go to Italy. 00:10:36.552 --> 00:10:39.183 Why are you saying that? I already told you I can't go. 00:10:39.207 --> 00:10:40.837 I wanted to score a few points 00:10:40.861 --> 00:10:42.447 by telling Arthur that I wasn't gonna go 00:10:42.471 --> 00:10:44.710 because I'm being sensitive to his feelings 00:10:44.734 --> 00:10:46.799 now that we're "en-fianced." 00:10:46.823 --> 00:10:48.584 That's not a word. 00:10:48.608 --> 00:10:50.499 "En-fianced," "a-fianced." 00:10:50.523 --> 00:10:52.873 I-I don't know. 00:10:53.787 --> 00:10:55.330 Where are you? 00:10:55.354 --> 00:10:57.027 I'm in a church. 00:10:57.051 --> 00:10:58.942 You're in a church? 00:10:58.966 --> 00:11:00.683 We're looking for a venue for the wedding. 00:11:00.707 --> 00:11:03.599 You're going to get married in a church? 00:11:03.623 --> 00:11:06.210 Hope they don't run a background check. 00:11:06.234 --> 00:11:08.038 I'm shocked you didn't burst into flames 00:11:08.062 --> 00:11:09.866 as you crossed the threshold. 00:11:09.890 --> 00:11:12.477 The point is, Sharon, now if we don't go, 00:11:12.501 --> 00:11:14.261 he'll think I think he was testing me 00:11:14.285 --> 00:11:16.568 and that I don't think he actually thinks we should go. 00:11:16.592 --> 00:11:18.570 I-I think you're overthinking this. 00:11:18.594 --> 00:11:20.050 I don't think so. 00:11:20.074 --> 00:11:22.008 I think we need to go. Ginsie. 00:11:22.032 --> 00:11:23.662 - Honey, it's Sharon. Say hi. - Ginsie. 00:11:23.686 --> 00:11:25.272 Oh, hey. Hi, Sharon. 00:11:25.296 --> 00:11:27.274 I'm excited about your trip to Italy. 00:11:27.298 --> 00:11:28.885 Oh, my God. 00:11:28.909 --> 00:11:30.887 Oh, shit. 00:11:30.911 --> 00:11:34.717 Oh, Sh-Sharon, y-you're on speaker in a church. 00:11:34.741 --> 00:11:36.240 Ginsie. 00:11:36.264 --> 00:11:38.460 Jesus * Christ. 00:11:38.484 --> 00:11:40.529 Uh, I'll call you back. 00:11:42.836 --> 00:11:44.422 It's another omen. 00:11:44.446 --> 00:11:46.076 I don't understand. 00:11:46.100 --> 00:11:47.860 Dead like dead-dead? 00:11:47.884 --> 00:11:50.472 Yes. What other kind of dead is there? 00:11:50.496 --> 00:11:52.256 Don't cats have nine lives? 00:11:52.280 --> 00:11:54.606 Ho-Hold on. Sharon's coming. 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.827 They think it was just old age. 00:11:57.851 --> 00:12:01.483 It's unnatural for your child to go before you. 00:12:01.507 --> 00:12:02.962 Aw, honey. 00:12:02.986 --> 00:12:04.964 - Honey, I'm so sorry. - Oh. 00:12:04.988 --> 00:12:07.053 Well, I'm-I'm just on with Diane. 00:12:07.077 --> 00:12:08.446 I'll put her on speaker. 00:12:08.470 --> 00:12:09.839 Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no. 00:12:09.863 --> 00:12:11.275 I would just say the wrong thing. 00:12:11.299 --> 00:12:12.755 Hi, Di. 00:12:12.779 --> 00:12:16.541 No, even my name is wrong at a time like this. 00:12:16.565 --> 00:12:18.785 I think this might be an omen. 00:12:19.786 --> 00:12:22.547 Yes, the universe is conspiring. 00:12:22.571 --> 00:12:23.983 I mean, is... Oh, God. 00:12:24.007 --> 00:12:25.768 Is it? Is it really? 00:12:25.792 --> 00:12:29.815 And even if it's not, I say we discuss it in Italy. 00:12:29.839 --> 00:12:30.860 Are you serious? 00:12:30.884 --> 00:12:33.079 I'm retired. My cat is dead. 00:12:33.103 --> 00:12:35.342 We're talking about going to the top 00:12:35.366 --> 00:12:37.344 wine-producing country in the world. 00:12:37.368 --> 00:12:39.782 Yes, I'm serious. 00:12:39.806 --> 00:12:41.218 Let's do this. 00:12:41.242 --> 00:12:43.133 I'm looping in Viv. 00:12:43.157 --> 00:12:45.831 We have to go to Italy. 00:12:45.855 --> 00:12:47.529 You're in, too? 00:12:47.553 --> 00:12:49.095 Didn't Sharon tell you what happened? 00:12:49.119 --> 00:12:51.968 - About her cat? - No. Arthur. 00:12:51.992 --> 00:12:53.709 Oh, God. Did he die, too? 00:12:53.733 --> 00:12:55.275 Diane. 00:12:55.299 --> 00:12:57.277 I was worried there was a theme. 00:12:57.301 --> 00:12:59.976 He thinks it would be wrong for us not to go. 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:01.891 I mean, is that sweet or what? 00:13:01.915 --> 00:13:03.806 You should marry that guy. 00:13:03.830 --> 00:13:05.111 And I will. 00:13:05.135 --> 00:13:07.113 But first, Italy. 00:13:07.137 --> 00:13:09.376 Can you believe it? 00:13:09.400 --> 00:13:11.335 You're on your way to Tuscany. 00:13:11.359 --> 00:13:13.685 Ugh. God. 00:13:13.709 --> 00:13:15.774 - "Ugh"? - Ugh, I know. 00:13:15.798 --> 00:13:17.907 You're the first person in the world to "ugh" Tuscany. 00:13:17.931 --> 00:13:20.213 I wasn't "ugh-ing" Tuscany. 00:13:20.237 --> 00:13:21.737 Ah, nice try. 00:13:21.761 --> 00:13:23.173 There's just an absurdity to the whole thing. 00:13:23.197 --> 00:13:25.523 A bachelorette trip? What are we doing? 00:13:25.547 --> 00:13:27.307 Well, Vivian's getting married. 00:13:27.331 --> 00:13:29.725 Which is, you know, a little bit nuts. 00:13:30.726 --> 00:13:32.530 I think it's very romantic. 00:13:32.554 --> 00:13:34.097 But it's also nuts. 00:13:34.121 --> 00:13:35.664 You got to admit that. 00:13:35.688 --> 00:13:37.404 Well, you're the one who's been married before. 00:13:37.428 --> 00:13:38.449 You tell me. 00:13:38.473 --> 00:13:39.885 No, no. I was pregnant. 00:13:39.909 --> 00:13:41.060 It's different. 00:13:41.084 --> 00:13:43.062 Oh, that's so romantic. 00:13:43.086 --> 00:13:45.741 Not as romantic as never getting married at all. 00:14:14.314 --> 00:14:16.596 I've never seen anything like it. 00:14:16.620 --> 00:14:19.077 I'm so glad we did this. 00:14:19.101 --> 00:14:20.426 Me, too. Aw. 00:14:20.450 --> 00:14:22.365 - Me, too. - Mwah. 00:14:26.788 --> 00:14:28.853 That is a sign, literally. 00:14:28.877 --> 00:14:29.940 "Chiuso." Closed. 00:14:30.163 --> 00:14:33.752 Welcome to my humble little factory. 00:14:33.776 --> 00:14:35.754 Wow. Grazie. 00:14:38.696 --> 00:14:41.457 You look more like you than you ever have. - 00:14:41.481 --> 00:14:43.067 We are sending 00:14:43.091 --> 00:14:44.765 a picture of this to Mitchell. 00:14:44.789 --> 00:14:47.245 No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Are you nuts? 00:14:47.269 --> 00:14:49.117 - Too late. - Please don't send it. 00:14:49.141 --> 00:14:50.771 Sharon, un-send it. 00:14:50.795 --> 00:14:53.295 Just because I know how to not make myself a potato 00:14:53.319 --> 00:14:55.428 doesn't mean I'm Steve Jobs. 00:14:55.452 --> 00:14:57.430 I mean... 00:14:57.454 --> 00:14:59.649 Another one for the bride-to-be. 00:15:03.169 --> 00:15:05.931 Slim, yowza. 00:15:05.955 --> 00:15:07.846 Oh, my God, I'd marry you. 00:15:07.870 --> 00:15:10.263 Oh, my gosh, Viv, it's stunning. 00:15:10.723 --> 00:15:11.917 We'll take it. 00:15:11.941 --> 00:15:13.223 EÈ bellissima. 00:15:13.731 --> 00:15:15.665 Oh, God. 00:15:15.889 --> 00:15:17.736 Mitchell. 00:15:17.760 --> 00:15:19.608 Because you sent him that picture. 00:15:19.632 --> 00:15:21.784 What? Let... What? 00:15:21.808 --> 00:15:23.830 "A true work of art. 00:15:23.854 --> 00:15:26.049 And the dress ain't bad, either." 00:15:26.073 --> 00:15:28.230 Oh, great line. 00:15:28.466 --> 00:15:30.618 Rome is a great walking city, 00:15:30.642 --> 00:15:32.890 but it's an even better sit-down-and-drink-wine city. 00:15:32.914 --> 00:15:33.890 So true. 00:15:34.020 --> 00:15:35.519 I think you say that about every city. 00:15:35.543 --> 00:15:37.913 What? No, e-every city is not good for walking. 00:15:37.937 --> 00:15:39.262 Oh. 00:15:39.286 --> 00:15:40.698 The best walking city is Venezia. 00:15:40.722 --> 00:15:44.160 Oh, I love Venice. 00:15:45.988 --> 00:15:48.774 Sh... Should we go? 00:15:49.731 --> 00:15:51.056 - To Venice? - To... 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:52.667 - Of course. - Yeah? 00:15:52.691 --> 00:15:54.625 Going to Venezia is never the wrong decision. 00:15:54.649 --> 00:15:55.974 Yeah. Oh. 00:15:55.998 --> 00:15:57.541 I-I have a friend with a great hotel there. 00:15:57.565 --> 00:15:59.543 Where do you not have a friend with a hotel? 00:15:59.567 --> 00:16:01.371 Well, not many places. 00:16:01.395 --> 00:16:02.894 Well, I-I think we should 00:16:02.918 --> 00:16:05.244 just stay the course and go to Tuscany. 00:16:05.268 --> 00:16:08.073 Venice is the most special city in the world. 00:16:08.097 --> 00:16:09.727 The treasure of Italy. 00:16:09.751 --> 00:16:12.948 "The treasure of Italy." Uh... 00:16:12.972 --> 00:16:16.865 Wasn't the guy in The Alchemist searching for treasure? 00:16:16.889 --> 00:16:19.737 This is the universe telling us we should go. 00:16:19.761 --> 00:16:23.001 Or is it a street artist telling us to go? 00:16:23.025 --> 00:16:24.742 I mean, no offense, obviously. 00:16:24.766 --> 00:16:26.178 I say it's a sign. 00:16:26.202 --> 00:16:28.528 And it's my bachelorette, remember? 00:16:28.552 --> 00:16:29.834 Mm-hmm. 00:16:29.858 --> 00:16:33.446 Judge, do you maybe want to overrule this? 00:16:33.470 --> 00:16:35.971 Nonsense. I'm the one wearing the sash, 00:16:35.995 --> 00:16:38.756 so what I say goes. 00:16:38.780 --> 00:16:41.933 New plan: Andiamo a Venezia. 00:16:41.957 --> 00:16:43.500 - Uh-huh. - Ah. 00:16:43.524 --> 00:16:47.025 Is there room in this new plan for sleeping? 00:16:47.049 --> 00:16:49.898 Is 6:00 p.m. an appropriate bachelorette bedtime? 00:16:49.922 --> 00:16:51.116 - Definitely. - Really? 00:16:51.140 --> 00:16:53.336 - Very standard, actually. - Okay. 00:16:53.360 --> 00:16:55.294 Tomorrow, we leave early in the morning. 00:16:55.318 --> 00:16:56.755 Bellissima. 00:16:57.973 --> 00:16:59.777 For the beautiful woman. 00:16:59.801 --> 00:17:01.997 Oh, wow. 00:17:02.021 --> 00:17:03.825 You really are * in Italy. 00:17:03.849 --> 00:17:05.652 It-it's like looking in a mirror. 00:17:05.676 --> 00:17:06.852 Yeah. 00:17:16.507 --> 00:17:17.746 Where you going? 00:17:17.770 --> 00:17:19.510 - Venice. - Ah, Venezia. 00:17:21.425 --> 00:17:22.925 We'll help you with the luggage. 00:17:22.949 --> 00:17:24.013 Allow us, please. 00:17:24.037 --> 00:17:25.144 - We'll help you. - Thank you. 00:17:25.168 --> 00:17:27.146 - Oh. - Yeah. 00:17:27.170 --> 00:17:29.584 Venezia. Uh, plenty of time. 00:17:29.608 --> 00:17:30.846 - Yeah. - Oh. 00:17:30.870 --> 00:17:32.238 Well, that's very kind. 00:17:32.262 --> 00:17:33.892 Thank you. This is for both of you. 00:17:33.916 --> 00:17:35.614 Thank you so much. 00:18:10.411 --> 00:18:11.954 Benvenute a Venezia. 00:18:11.978 --> 00:18:12.999 - Thank you. - Thank you. 00:18:13.023 --> 00:18:14.130 - Grazie. - Thank you. 00:18:14.154 --> 00:18:15.523 - Prego. - Grazie. 00:18:15.547 --> 00:18:16.872 Boy. 00:18:16.896 --> 00:18:18.178 - Come on, everybody. - Okay. Yeah. 00:18:18.202 --> 00:18:19.483 - All right. - Good. 00:18:19.507 --> 00:18:20.876 Diane, can you hand me my purse? 00:18:20.900 --> 00:18:22.530 Oh, wait a minute. 00:18:22.554 --> 00:18:24.140 Um, no. 00:18:24.164 --> 00:18:26.123 Oh, my God, I don't see... It's-it's not up here. 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:29.213 Well, where is it? 00:18:30.431 --> 00:18:31.931 Um... Oh. 00:18:31.955 --> 00:18:33.149 Everything okay? 00:18:33.173 --> 00:18:34.585 I can't find my purse. 00:18:34.609 --> 00:18:36.022 I've got mine. 00:18:36.046 --> 00:18:38.328 But now is not the time to gloat. 00:18:38.352 --> 00:18:39.852 Do you think it was stolen? 00:18:39.876 --> 00:18:41.462 I didn't see anyone come through. 00:18:41.486 --> 00:18:43.812 Yeah, Carol, are you sure you put it up here? 00:18:43.836 --> 00:18:45.640 - Mm-hmm. - I-I... I thought I did. 00:18:45.664 --> 00:18:47.250 Oh, God. 00:18:47.274 --> 00:18:48.948 Ah. Aha. Aha. 00:18:48.972 --> 00:18:50.210 Wait. Wait. 00:18:50.234 --> 00:18:52.603 Oh. Oh. 00:18:52.627 --> 00:18:55.519 Thank you. Thank you. 00:18:55.543 --> 00:18:57.783 I was so nervous that we'd been robbed. 00:18:57.807 --> 00:19:00.786 Uh, sir, where can we find our checked bags? 00:19:00.810 --> 00:19:03.005 What do you mean, "checked bags"? 00:19:03.029 --> 00:19:06.511 Oh, the ones that we gave to the porters in Rome. 00:19:07.642 --> 00:19:10.341 I'm sorry, but we don't have any porters. 00:19:12.691 --> 00:19:14.234 - Uh... - Uh... 00:19:14.258 --> 00:19:17.435 Wh-When did you get rid of the porters? 00:19:19.176 --> 00:19:21.743 1976. 00:19:28.054 --> 00:19:29.684 No wonder the porters 00:19:29.708 --> 00:19:31.642 were so surprised when I gave them a tip. 00:19:31.666 --> 00:19:33.949 Well, it's probably not every day 00:19:33.973 --> 00:19:36.517 that someone gives them cash to steal their luggage. 00:19:36.541 --> 00:19:38.258 Yeah, I just can't believe this. 00:19:38.282 --> 00:19:40.826 I can't lose that bag. 00:19:40.850 --> 00:19:42.653 Well, I know it's annoying, honey, 00:19:42.677 --> 00:19:44.438 but it's not the end of the world. 00:19:44.462 --> 00:19:46.179 You don't understand. 00:19:46.203 --> 00:19:48.398 It might be good to get you some fresh clothes. 00:19:48.422 --> 00:19:50.400 Everything is replaceable. 00:19:50.424 --> 00:19:52.272 No, not everything is. No. 00:19:52.296 --> 00:19:55.777 Okay, Diane, I think you're blowing this out of proportion. 00:19:58.128 --> 00:20:00.217 Harry's ashes are in the bag. 00:20:03.916 --> 00:20:06.199 What?! Oh, God. Yeah. 00:20:06.223 --> 00:20:10.768 You brought Harry's ashes to a bachelorette party? 00:20:10.792 --> 00:20:12.901 Are you nuts? You're the one 00:20:12.925 --> 00:20:14.947 that said I shouldn't leave him in the closet. 00:20:14.971 --> 00:20:16.252 So you brought him to Italy? 00:20:16.276 --> 00:20:18.689 In a checked bag? 00:20:18.713 --> 00:20:21.083 - Like a serial killer. - Is that even legal? 00:20:21.107 --> 00:20:22.389 You're asking me? 00:20:22.413 --> 00:20:23.912 - Oh, buongiorno. - Oh, yes. 00:20:23.936 --> 00:20:26.262 Buongiorno. Oh, buongiorno. 00:20:26.286 --> 00:20:28.201 Yeah. Hi. 00:20:29.376 --> 00:20:33.206 So, we have made the report. 00:20:34.120 --> 00:20:37.099 Okay, and, uh... 00:20:37.123 --> 00:20:40.886 If, uh, anything turns up, we will let you know. 00:20:40.910 --> 00:20:43.105 That's it? Because we've been sitting here for two hours, 00:20:43.129 --> 00:20:44.541 and that's all we're gonna get? 00:20:44.565 --> 00:20:48.023 No, that is not all. 00:20:48.047 --> 00:20:49.198 Uh-huh. 00:20:49.222 --> 00:20:51.635 I feel very bad for you. Please. 00:20:51.659 --> 00:20:53.594 Oh, you feel bad for us? 00:20:53.618 --> 00:20:56.249 We don't need a man to take pity on us. 00:20:56.273 --> 00:20:59.208 No, your lazy police work is more than sufficient. 00:20:59.232 --> 00:21:00.494 Um... 00:21:01.495 --> 00:21:02.777 I'm just curious. 00:21:02.801 --> 00:21:05.649 Hypothetically, if you do find the bags, 00:21:05.673 --> 00:21:08.043 will you be going through them? 00:21:08.067 --> 00:21:10.393 I don't typically make it a habit... 00:21:10.417 --> 00:21:11.699 Oh. 00:21:11.723 --> 00:21:13.005 To go through a lady's belongings. 00:21:13.029 --> 00:21:15.094 Oh, that's great. Okay, good. 00:21:15.118 --> 00:21:17.294 All right. And thanks again. Thank you. 00:21:20.036 --> 00:21:21.602 Wait, signora. 00:21:22.864 --> 00:21:24.103 Your dress. 00:21:24.127 --> 00:21:26.018 Oh. Oh, God. Shoot. Yes. 00:21:26.042 --> 00:21:27.845 That's my dress. Thank you so much. 00:21:27.869 --> 00:21:29.325 Are you here for a wedding? 00:21:29.349 --> 00:21:31.762 No, it-it's a bachelorette trip, 00:21:31.786 --> 00:21:34.069 but my friends took me dress shopping in Rome. 00:21:34.093 --> 00:21:36.071 - Such nice friends you have. - Yes. 00:21:36.095 --> 00:21:37.444 Even the critical one. 00:21:39.185 --> 00:21:40.858 Yeah, well... 00:21:40.882 --> 00:21:42.643 Signora, per favore. 00:21:42.667 --> 00:21:43.885 Before you go. 00:21:44.843 --> 00:21:46.429 Take this. 00:21:46.453 --> 00:21:49.345 So we don't have to see each other again. 00:21:49.369 --> 00:21:50.956 Well, thanks. 00:21:50.980 --> 00:21:55.114 This is tremendously helpful at this point. 00:22:22.576 --> 00:22:24.423 Ciao, Sofia. 00:22:24.447 --> 00:22:26.730 Ciao. Ciao. 00:22:26.754 --> 00:22:28.471 Welcome back. 00:22:33.602 --> 00:22:35.580 To help you forget about your troubles. 00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:37.495 Salute. 00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:40.107 It won't hurt. 00:22:40.131 --> 00:22:42.152 Forgive me, I-I couldn't help but overhear. 00:22:42.176 --> 00:22:45.852 What sort of troubles have you got yourself into? 00:22:45.876 --> 00:22:47.941 Oh. 00:22:47.965 --> 00:22:51.118 A little snafu at the train station. 00:22:51.142 --> 00:22:53.666 My friends and I had our luggage stolen. 00:22:54.841 --> 00:22:57.646 Well, that sounds like more than a little snafu. 00:22:57.670 --> 00:22:58.995 All your luggage? 00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:00.475 Wallets? Passport? 00:23:00.499 --> 00:23:01.824 Oh, please. 00:23:01.848 --> 00:23:04.677 What kind of fool do you take me for? 00:23:10.335 --> 00:23:11.747 Fantastic. 00:23:11.771 --> 00:23:14.445 No one could get this off me. No one. 00:23:14.469 --> 00:23:15.751 Oh. 00:23:15.775 --> 00:23:18.536 It would require very nimble fingers, 00:23:18.560 --> 00:23:20.388 I imagine. 00:23:22.241 --> 00:23:25.437 No, I'm just saying you need to keep stress to a minimum. 00:23:25.461 --> 00:23:27.047 I'm at a driving range. 00:23:27.071 --> 00:23:30.355 That's just a bit more strenuous than taking a nap. 00:23:30.379 --> 00:23:32.314 Sweetheart, listen, are you sure 00:23:32.338 --> 00:23:34.403 that I shouldn't come over and meet up with you? 00:23:34.427 --> 00:23:36.405 We discussed this, Bruce. 00:23:36.429 --> 00:23:38.581 It's-it's not safe. 00:23:38.605 --> 00:23:40.931 Yeah, I know. I was just thinking that, you know... 00:23:40.955 --> 00:23:43.412 So, tomorrow, we're going to La Toscana. 00:23:43.436 --> 00:23:44.891 La Toscana? 00:23:44.915 --> 00:23:47.285 - That's how you say Tuscany. - Oh, oh. 00:23:47.309 --> 00:23:49.244 I thought you were talking about the restaurant 00:23:49.268 --> 00:23:51.028 on San Vicente. 00:23:51.052 --> 00:23:54.814 Why would I be talking about a restaurant on San Vicente 00:23:54.838 --> 00:23:56.294 when I'm in Italy? 00:23:56.318 --> 00:23:58.253 - Eataly? - What? 00:23:58.277 --> 00:23:59.776 Eataly. 00:23:59.800 --> 00:24:01.734 The restaurant in Century City. 00:24:01.758 --> 00:24:03.301 I'm just making restaurant jokes 00:24:03.325 --> 00:24:05.825 because, uh, I'm on such a strict diet, honey. 00:24:05.849 --> 00:24:07.914 Okay. Okay, I get it now. 00:24:07.938 --> 00:24:10.352 Yeah, well, if I got to explain the jokes, Carol, 00:24:10.376 --> 00:24:12.571 it's just not as funny. 00:24:12.595 --> 00:24:16.053 How about we just cool it with the jokes about restaurants? 00:24:16.077 --> 00:24:19.012 You don't hear me making jokes about angioplasty. 00:24:19.036 --> 00:24:20.864 Oh, gosh, I wish you would. 00:24:21.822 --> 00:24:23.974 - A bachelorette trip? - Yes. 00:24:23.998 --> 00:24:26.019 I don't think I know anyone who's done 00:24:26.043 --> 00:24:28.326 anything like that for 20 years. 00:24:28.350 --> 00:24:31.329 And why not, right? 00:24:31.353 --> 00:24:35.333 Honestly, this is how I want to live my life. 00:24:35.357 --> 00:24:37.030 On a bachelorette trip? 00:24:37.054 --> 00:24:38.728 Of course. 00:24:38.752 --> 00:24:42.775 And guided by the daily practice of "why not?" 00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:44.647 For a second, I thought you said, 00:24:44.671 --> 00:24:46.779 "Guided by the daily practice of wine," 00:24:46.803 --> 00:24:48.694 and I thought, "Okay." 00:24:48.718 --> 00:24:50.479 Well, it's not a bad combination. 00:24:50.503 --> 00:24:53.046 "Wine and 'Why Not?'" 00:24:53.070 --> 00:24:55.919 That's gonna be the title of my autobiography. 00:24:55.943 --> 00:24:59.230 Well, I promise that I shall buy a first edition. 00:24:59.331 --> 00:25:01.309 Oh, my God. Look at her. 00:25:01.333 --> 00:25:03.572 We can't leave her alone for a second. 00:25:03.596 --> 00:25:05.792 Yeah, they're like moths to a flame. 00:25:05.816 --> 00:25:07.315 Oh. Ciao, guys. 00:25:07.339 --> 00:25:09.298 Oh, hi. 00:25:10.255 --> 00:25:11.798 - Buonasera. - Hey. -Hi. 00:25:11.822 --> 00:25:13.452 Whoo! 00:25:13.476 --> 00:25:14.801 This is Ousmane. 00:25:14.825 --> 00:25:16.194 - Uh-huh. - Ciao. 00:25:16.218 --> 00:25:17.586 It's really very nice to meet you. 00:25:17.610 --> 00:25:20.763 Which one of you is the bride-to-be? 00:25:20.787 --> 00:25:22.940 - Oh, definitely not me. - Oh, no. 00:25:22.964 --> 00:25:24.463 She'll be down in just a minute. 00:25:24.487 --> 00:25:26.944 It must be very exciting for all of you. 00:25:26.968 --> 00:25:29.381 And I'm delighted that you'll be joining us tonight. 00:25:29.405 --> 00:25:30.817 - Tonight? - Uh, yes. 00:25:30.841 --> 00:25:32.819 I-I made dinner plans for us tonight. 00:25:32.843 --> 00:25:34.429 - Oh. - Great. 00:25:34.453 --> 00:25:36.779 It's going to be... Wh-What did you call it? 00:25:36.803 --> 00:25:39.260 "An authentic Italian experience"? 00:25:39.284 --> 00:25:41.480 Wait a minute. Are we going to the Olive Garden? 00:25:41.504 --> 00:25:42.872 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:25:42.896 --> 00:25:44.570 I promise you it'll be worth it. 00:25:44.594 --> 00:25:46.920 It's great food, great people. 00:25:46.944 --> 00:25:50.619 And there's no problem if four random women show up? -Mm. 00:25:50.643 --> 00:25:52.708 This is Italy. 00:25:52.732 --> 00:25:56.408 There's always room for random beautiful women. 00:25:56.432 --> 00:25:58.563 - Oh. - - He's good. 00:26:06.289 --> 00:26:08.093 - Are you married? - No. 00:26:08.117 --> 00:26:11.226 I-I've traveled that road. 00:26:11.250 --> 00:26:12.837 Not a pleasant journey? 00:26:12.861 --> 00:26:15.317 Well, it was a bit of a carjacking, really. 00:26:15.341 --> 00:26:17.450 - Hmm. - Oh. 00:26:17.474 --> 00:26:19.408 Well, um, it wasn't all bad. 00:26:19.432 --> 00:26:21.846 Uh, are you all married? 00:26:21.870 --> 00:26:23.456 Married. 00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:25.153 Not married but not single. 00:26:25.177 --> 00:26:26.894 - Ah. Dating. - Yeah. 00:26:26.918 --> 00:26:28.548 Serious boyfriend. 00:26:28.572 --> 00:26:29.984 Yeah, I mean... 00:26:30.008 --> 00:26:31.333 I don't know, "boyfriend and girlfriend" 00:26:31.357 --> 00:26:32.944 just sounds so silly, you know? 00:26:32.968 --> 00:26:34.336 Like we're in high school or something. 00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:36.295 I'm too old to be somebody's girlfriend. 00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:37.905 Are you kidding? 00:26:37.929 --> 00:26:40.473 Oh, being a girlfriend is the greatest thing in the world. 00:26:40.497 --> 00:26:42.606 - That's not true. - Oh, it is. 00:26:42.630 --> 00:26:45.086 Being a girlfriend is *. 00:26:45.110 --> 00:26:46.435 It's exciting. 00:26:46.459 --> 00:26:47.654 You know, it means you love somebody 00:26:47.678 --> 00:26:48.960 and you're committed to them, 00:26:48.984 --> 00:26:51.223 but you still have your own life. 00:26:51.247 --> 00:26:54.661 You haven't given yourself up to society's conventions. 00:26:54.685 --> 00:26:55.793 It's all about choice. 00:26:55.817 --> 00:26:58.273 You choose to be there, 00:26:58.297 --> 00:27:01.189 but you can leave any time you damn well please. 00:27:01.213 --> 00:27:02.408 Perfect. 00:27:02.432 --> 00:27:03.868 And you're the bride-to-be? 00:27:07.393 --> 00:27:08.656 And what about you? 00:27:09.657 --> 00:27:11.069 Oh, she's the single one. 00:27:11.093 --> 00:27:13.095 Oh, well, every group needs one. 00:27:14.226 --> 00:27:16.640 And I'm the one who has to run to the ladies' room, 00:27:16.664 --> 00:27:18.163 if you'll excuse me. 00:27:18.187 --> 00:27:20.600 Ousmane, what do you do in Italy? 00:27:20.624 --> 00:27:22.080 Philosophy. 00:27:22.104 --> 00:27:25.083 No, I-I was a professor of philosophy. 00:27:25.107 --> 00:27:26.954 Happily now retired. 00:27:26.978 --> 00:27:30.001 Which is why I have so much time to spend here. 00:27:30.025 --> 00:27:32.505 - Ciao. - Ciao, chef. 00:27:36.422 --> 00:27:38.792 Sharon, Diane e Vivian. 00:27:38.816 --> 00:27:40.949 You're so kind to include us. 00:27:41.906 --> 00:27:43.449 It is my sincerest joy. 00:27:43.473 --> 00:27:49.020 So, let us proceed with un po' di prosecco. 00:27:49.044 --> 00:27:51.239 It, uh, prepares the palate. 00:27:51.263 --> 00:27:53.067 Oh, thank you. 00:27:53.091 --> 00:27:54.678 - Prego. - Yeah. 00:27:54.702 --> 00:27:56.462 What brings you to Venice? 00:27:56.486 --> 00:28:00.205 Oh, uh, a series of, well, unanticipated events, so... 00:28:00.229 --> 00:28:03.077 - Ah. The spice of life. - Oh. Thanks. 00:28:03.101 --> 00:28:05.079 I got a little lost. 00:28:05.103 --> 00:28:06.907 Wow. 00:28:06.931 --> 00:28:08.648 That's quite a situation in the bosom area. 00:28:08.672 --> 00:28:10.476 - Oh! Scusi. - Yeah. 00:28:10.500 --> 00:28:13.305 Oh. I overdid it, didn't I? Oh, no, that's okay. 00:28:13.329 --> 00:28:14.635 No, absolutely not. 00:28:18.813 --> 00:28:20.118 Wait. 00:28:21.076 --> 00:28:22.793 Carolina. 00:28:22.817 --> 00:28:24.403 Gianni. 00:28:24.427 --> 00:28:26.623 - Gianni, is that you? - Siì. 00:28:26.647 --> 00:28:28.755 Siì, si. 00:28:28.779 --> 00:28:30.278 This is crazy. 00:28:30.302 --> 00:28:32.106 What are you doing here? 00:28:32.130 --> 00:28:33.717 Me? Well, I live here. 00:28:33.741 --> 00:28:35.501 This is my cooking school. 00:28:35.525 --> 00:28:38.547 Oh. Wait, wait. You mean Gi-Gianni? 00:28:38.571 --> 00:28:40.637 Gi-Gianni, Gianni? 00:28:40.661 --> 00:28:41.942 It's the Gianni. 00:28:41.966 --> 00:28:43.552 Not fat or bald. 00:28:43.576 --> 00:28:45.250 This is crazy. -I've heard about your meatballs. 00:28:45.274 --> 00:28:46.730 I-I can't believe. 00:28:46.754 --> 00:28:48.514 I mean, look at you, huh? 00:28:48.538 --> 00:28:49.950 Oh. 00:28:49.974 --> 00:28:51.996 Yeah, I mean, this is a new dress, 00:28:52.020 --> 00:28:54.085 and it's a little... probably a little much for tonight, 00:28:54.109 --> 00:28:55.913 but I just wanted to have a little fun. 00:28:55.937 --> 00:28:57.654 You look beautiful. 00:28:57.678 --> 00:28:59.656 Thank you. My goodness. 00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:02.093 Thank you. This is incredible. 00:29:02.117 --> 00:29:03.790 Wow. Wow. 00:29:03.814 --> 00:29:05.531 Yes. Oh, grazie. 00:29:05.555 --> 00:29:07.751 Uh, and here to start, an amuse-bouche. 00:29:07.775 --> 00:29:09.230 Oh. I think somebody's 00:29:09.254 --> 00:29:11.319 bouche is already quite amused. 00:29:11.343 --> 00:29:13.258 Enjoy, please. I need to, uh... 00:29:14.259 --> 00:29:15.802 My head is spinning. 00:29:15.826 --> 00:29:18.065 There's so many things I want to put in your mouth. 00:29:18.089 --> 00:29:19.719 - I can't wait. - Oh. 00:29:19.743 --> 00:29:22.896 And I mustn't overheat your cacciucco. Uh, e-excuse me. 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:24.811 May be a little late for that. 00:29:24.835 --> 00:29:26.552 Even my cacciucco is overheated. 00:29:26.576 --> 00:29:28.404 So is mine. 00:29:30.229 --> 00:29:32.991 If I were writing a book, I'd have you sleep with him 00:29:33.015 --> 00:29:34.862 just to get the recipe for this sauce. 00:29:34.886 --> 00:29:36.255 Ooh. 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:38.083 Libations. 00:29:38.107 --> 00:29:39.345 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 00:29:39.369 --> 00:29:40.694 I think I've had enough. 00:29:40.718 --> 00:29:44.350 Oh, come on. This is your bachelorette, 00:29:44.374 --> 00:29:47.899 and things are about to get even more fun. 00:29:53.738 --> 00:29:56.499 Oh, well, that was a first. 00:29:56.723 --> 00:29:59.789 I was thinking of taking a little stroll 00:29:59.813 --> 00:30:02.923 down by the docks, if you're interested. 00:30:02.947 --> 00:30:05.427 It-it might be getting very near my bedtime. 00:30:07.212 --> 00:30:10.147 You seem a little too old to have a bedtime. 00:30:10.171 --> 00:30:12.846 Well, let's just agree that that was a compliment. 00:30:12.870 --> 00:30:15.718 That would be helpful. Thank you. 00:30:15.742 --> 00:30:17.483 Shall we? 00:30:19.441 --> 00:30:20.549 And there goes Sharon. 00:30:20.573 --> 00:30:22.290 Oh... 00:30:22.314 --> 00:30:23.900 Scusi, signora. Chef Gianni says, 00:30:23.924 --> 00:30:26.927 if you would like, you should see his cucina. 00:30:27.885 --> 00:30:29.950 I'm sorry, see his cucina? 00:30:29.974 --> 00:30:31.865 Yeah. It means kitchen. 00:30:31.889 --> 00:30:32.909 Oh. 00:30:32.933 --> 00:30:35.346 I bet it's big, isn't it? 00:30:35.370 --> 00:30:37.392 - I mean, it's a cooking school. - Uh-huh. 00:30:37.416 --> 00:30:40.917 Bene. Uh, please, he says you come whenever you'd like. 00:30:40.941 --> 00:30:43.050 Oh, that's so sweet. 00:30:43.074 --> 00:30:46.053 You tell Chef Gianni she'd be excited to come. 00:30:46.077 --> 00:30:47.315 Bene. 00:30:47.339 --> 00:30:48.533 Preferably more than once. 00:30:48.557 --> 00:30:50.144 Oh, good God. 00:30:50.168 --> 00:30:52.779 You know what, are you... 00:30:53.693 --> 00:30:56.933 I do want to see his cucina. 00:30:56.957 --> 00:30:59.414 Well, just go. 00:30:59.438 --> 00:31:02.199 Yes. -But don't do anything I would do. 00:31:02.223 --> 00:31:04.506 I think that's actually really good advice. 00:31:04.530 --> 00:31:06.551 It's just a kitchen. 00:31:06.575 --> 00:31:07.944 Oh. 00:31:07.968 --> 00:31:10.144 - Whoa. - Yeah, sure. 00:31:10.190 --> 00:31:11.907 And then there were two. 00:31:11.931 --> 00:31:13.560 - Yeah. - Ooh. 00:31:13.784 --> 00:31:15.110 Agatha Christie. 00:31:15.134 --> 00:31:16.961 Oh. Indeed. 00:31:20.835 --> 00:31:23.727 Oh, whoa. Oh, boy. 00:31:23.751 --> 00:31:25.729 What a day we've had, huh? 00:31:25.753 --> 00:31:28.079 - I mean, this... - I know. 00:31:28.103 --> 00:31:29.733 The lost luggage. 00:31:29.757 --> 00:31:32.977 Who loses a person's ashes? 00:31:34.283 --> 00:31:35.739 I don't know, I guess some skeletons 00:31:35.763 --> 00:31:37.958 are best left in the closet, right? 00:31:37.982 --> 00:31:39.873 God, I don't know. 00:31:39.897 --> 00:31:41.440 - Yeah. - And you? 00:31:41.464 --> 00:31:42.876 Huh? 00:31:42.900 --> 00:31:45.140 Married. "Marriaged." 00:31:45.164 --> 00:31:47.838 Yeah. 00:31:47.862 --> 00:31:49.666 My... 00:31:49.690 --> 00:31:55.150 My solo act is finally coming to a close. 00:31:55.174 --> 00:31:57.152 It's crazy. 00:31:57.176 --> 00:31:59.458 - Especially for me. - Yeah. 00:31:59.482 --> 00:32:01.330 I mean, I know it is. 00:32:01.354 --> 00:32:03.680 No, come on. Who am I to judge? 00:32:03.704 --> 00:32:06.204 Uh, but, yeah, I thought so at first. 00:32:06.228 --> 00:32:08.772 But, you know, I think what you're doing 00:32:08.796 --> 00:32:10.904 is freaking incredible. 00:32:10.928 --> 00:32:13.472 And I'm genuinely excited for you. 00:32:13.496 --> 00:32:15.257 You're drunk. 00:32:15.281 --> 00:32:18.042 No. No, I'm being serious. 00:32:18.066 --> 00:32:20.610 Well, I'm... Okay, so maybe a little. I mean... 00:32:20.634 --> 00:32:22.089 But I'm still serious. 00:32:22.113 --> 00:32:23.439 I don't know how you do it. 00:32:23.463 --> 00:32:26.224 You tore up the instruction manual, 00:32:26.248 --> 00:32:28.270 and you just never even looked back. 00:32:28.294 --> 00:32:30.576 I mean, you're the bravest person I know. 00:32:30.600 --> 00:32:34.798 And I'm so happy that you're my friend. 00:32:34.822 --> 00:32:37.104 Oh, God. You're definitely drunk. 00:32:37.128 --> 00:32:39.629 You can't even take a compliment, can you? 00:32:39.653 --> 00:32:41.021 No. 00:32:41.045 --> 00:32:42.719 But it's true. 00:32:42.743 --> 00:32:45.461 I'd never have the guts to do what you're doing. 00:32:45.485 --> 00:32:46.877 Well, I appreciate it. 00:32:49.837 --> 00:32:51.945 - I do. I appreciate it. - You do. 00:32:51.969 --> 00:32:53.556 Thank you. 00:32:53.580 --> 00:32:55.253 Hey, we're having a fun trip, aren't we? 00:32:55.277 --> 00:32:58.604 Oh. If you hadn't gotten engaged, 00:32:58.628 --> 00:33:02.153 I'm not sure I would have ever experienced Italy. 00:33:03.111 --> 00:33:04.306 What do you think? 00:33:04.330 --> 00:33:06.917 Oh. Oh, I can't believe... 00:33:06.941 --> 00:33:08.943 I can't believe what I almost missed. 00:33:10.118 --> 00:33:14.818 But the only question is: How will we mess this all up? 00:33:16.820 --> 00:33:19.538 I don't know, but if we mess it up 00:33:19.562 --> 00:33:21.366 the way we've messed up the trip so far, 00:33:21.390 --> 00:33:23.281 I can't wait to find out. 00:33:23.305 --> 00:33:25.327 Yeah, but first... 00:33:25.351 --> 00:33:27.178 bedtime. 00:33:28.136 --> 00:33:29.635 Yeah. Yeah. 00:33:29.659 --> 00:33:31.898 - I do need my beauty sleep. - Yeah. 00:33:31.922 --> 00:33:35.250 You know, this doesn't just happen on its own. 00:33:35.274 --> 00:33:38.905 I imagine it's the work of many skilled artisans. 00:33:38.929 --> 00:33:41.038 Yeah, they're practically unionized. 00:33:41.062 --> 00:33:43.194 Okay. 00:33:51.221 --> 00:33:53.286 Let me know when you get tired. 00:33:53.310 --> 00:33:56.158 Oh, I can do this all night. 00:33:56.182 --> 00:33:58.750 Mamma mia. 00:34:07.756 --> 00:34:09.168 Hey. 00:34:09.192 --> 00:34:11.823 Last night was really fun, wasn't it? 00:34:11.847 --> 00:34:14.391 I need a minute. 00:34:14.415 --> 00:34:16.175 Well, there you go. 00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:17.655 Look who's awake. 00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:19.464 Good morning. 00:34:20.421 --> 00:34:21.529 What happened? 00:34:21.553 --> 00:34:22.921 Oh, boy. 00:34:22.945 --> 00:34:24.967 Sharon's probably even worse off. 00:34:24.991 --> 00:34:27.385 - Buongiorno. - Oh. 00:34:29.038 --> 00:34:31.495 Ooh. Biscotti. 00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:33.541 Oh, well, look who's very chipper this morning. 00:34:33.565 --> 00:34:35.064 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:34:35.088 --> 00:34:39.851 Well, my Halo says my sleep score was 96. 00:34:39.875 --> 00:34:41.331 Ah. 00:34:41.355 --> 00:34:44.053 Everyone needs to stop screaming. 00:34:45.185 --> 00:34:46.510 Aw. Oh. 00:34:46.534 --> 00:34:48.469 Hey, what about if we shift our plans 00:34:48.493 --> 00:34:50.775 and-and stayed another night here? 00:34:50.799 --> 00:34:51.950 No. No. 00:34:51.974 --> 00:34:53.909 Whoa. All right. Wow. 00:34:53.933 --> 00:34:56.477 Time to get to Tuscany, huh? 00:34:56.501 --> 00:34:58.957 So we... Do we just get back on the train? 00:34:58.981 --> 00:35:01.003 Oh, forget the train. 00:35:01.027 --> 00:35:03.309 We got robbed on the train. 00:35:03.333 --> 00:35:05.834 Technically, we got robbed in the train station. 00:35:05.858 --> 00:35:08.010 Technically, we gave our things away 00:35:08.034 --> 00:35:10.404 in the train station. 00:35:10.428 --> 00:35:12.710 Caffè, signore? Oh, yes. -Me. 00:35:12.734 --> 00:35:14.518 Thank you. 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:16.905 Gianni texted me. 00:36:16.929 --> 00:36:18.515 - Oh, God. - That bastard. 00:36:18.539 --> 00:36:19.951 Thought we hit something. 00:36:19.975 --> 00:36:21.779 No, no, no, no, you don't understand. 00:36:21.803 --> 00:36:24.478 He sent a bunch of photos of us from last night. 00:36:24.502 --> 00:36:26.175 So? 00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:29.004 Are we talking, like, the nudie type pictures or... 00:36:29.028 --> 00:36:31.180 - Are you nuts? No. - Well... 00:36:31.204 --> 00:36:33.356 But Bruce is gonna see these. 00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:36.141 It goes to my iPad. 00:36:36.165 --> 00:36:38.622 Oh, God! 00:36:38.646 --> 00:36:40.058 - No. - What? 00:36:40.082 --> 00:36:42.626 He... His crazy broken English. 00:36:42.650 --> 00:36:45.020 Gianni wrote... 00:36:45.044 --> 00:36:48.110 how nice it was for me to rub his dough. 00:36:48.134 --> 00:36:49.851 Oh, my God. 00:36:49.875 --> 00:36:52.244 And-and that it was a very happy ending to his night. 00:36:52.268 --> 00:36:53.507 Oh, God. 00:36:53.531 --> 00:36:55.291 - Yowza. - Oh, that's terrible. 00:36:55.315 --> 00:36:57.685 - Oh, man. Shit, shit, shit. - Oh, my God, I love it. More. 00:36:57.709 --> 00:36:59.711 Got to call Bruce. 00:37:02.627 --> 00:37:04.629 Why isn't it ringing? 00:37:06.369 --> 00:37:09.087 Still not going through. Oh. 00:37:09.111 --> 00:37:11.046 It was all innocent, right? 00:37:11.070 --> 00:37:12.526 Well, yes. 00:37:12.550 --> 00:37:16.007 I mean, we flirted, but I didn't... 00:37:16.031 --> 00:37:17.574 Rub his dough? 00:37:17.598 --> 00:37:18.619 Uh... 00:37:18.643 --> 00:37:20.055 No. 00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:21.578 Well, how about his meatballs? 00:37:21.602 --> 00:37:23.580 - I'm serious. - Oh, no, no, no. 00:37:23.604 --> 00:37:25.495 But did you want to? 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:26.844 No. 00:37:26.868 --> 00:37:30.065 I just was trying to have a little fun. 00:37:30.089 --> 00:37:34.243 You know, I-I can't have fun like that with Bruce around. 00:37:34.267 --> 00:37:35.461 Obviously not. 00:37:35.485 --> 00:37:37.420 No. Not like that. 00:37:37.444 --> 00:37:39.881 - Okay, sorry. - Oh, what... like what, then? 00:37:41.187 --> 00:37:43.121 Like where I don't have to be afraid 00:37:43.145 --> 00:37:46.279 that my husband's gonna drop dead any second. 00:37:47.367 --> 00:37:48.518 Mmm. 00:37:48.542 --> 00:37:50.520 I-I just... What would it be? 00:37:50.544 --> 00:37:52.435 What would my life be then? 00:37:52.459 --> 00:37:54.742 It's one thing to lose that restaurant, 00:37:54.766 --> 00:37:57.595 but I just can't lose Bruce. 00:37:59.379 --> 00:38:02.358 Okay. Best friends, tough love. 00:38:02.382 --> 00:38:04.732 You know you're the problem, right? 00:38:05.733 --> 00:38:07.189 What are you talking about? 00:38:07.213 --> 00:38:09.539 You're just so afraid of Bruce dying 00:38:09.563 --> 00:38:12.305 that you're stopping the two of you from living. 00:38:14.002 --> 00:38:17.547 Seriously, he's probably thrilled you came on this trip. 00:38:17.571 --> 00:38:20.332 The prison guard finally left her post. 00:38:20.356 --> 00:38:22.683 He's probably getting his first taste 00:38:22.707 --> 00:38:24.206 - of freedom, huh? - Yeah. 00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:26.469 Let the man get a taste of bacon. 00:38:26.493 --> 00:38:29.037 - That's not what's going on. - Isn't it, though? 00:38:29.061 --> 00:38:32.170 That is exactly what is going on, 00:38:32.194 --> 00:38:34.042 and you can't see it. 00:38:34.066 --> 00:38:35.652 You want the truth? 00:38:35.676 --> 00:38:38.176 "You can't handle the truth!" 00:38:38.200 --> 00:38:39.874 Sorry, you set me up. 00:38:39.898 --> 00:38:43.051 The truth is, at some point, 00:38:43.075 --> 00:38:45.575 Bruce actually might not be here. 00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:47.490 And I don't think that anyone in this car 00:38:47.514 --> 00:38:49.231 wants to see you look back 00:38:49.255 --> 00:38:51.059 and realize all the time you squandered 00:38:51.083 --> 00:38:53.148 because you were afraid. 00:38:53.172 --> 00:38:54.671 So knock it off. 00:38:54.695 --> 00:38:56.891 Whoa, Viv. 00:38:56.915 --> 00:38:59.502 - Mic drop. - It's for your own good. 00:38:59.526 --> 00:39:02.548 You've got a wonderful husband who loves you. 00:39:02.572 --> 00:39:05.726 And you're both... you're alive and you're happy. 00:39:05.750 --> 00:39:08.729 Stop trying to control the uncontrollables. 00:39:08.753 --> 00:39:11.166 Life is unpredictable, and it's the surprises 00:39:11.190 --> 00:39:13.453 that make it worth living. 00:39:15.324 --> 00:39:17.849 Oh, my God! 00:39:20.356 --> 00:39:21.899 We're okay. 00:39:21.923 --> 00:39:23.359 Everything's fine. 00:39:30.078 --> 00:39:33.298 Is it too soon to talk about who we're gonna eat first? 00:39:34.909 --> 00:39:37.975 I think we all know. 00:39:37.999 --> 00:39:39.803 Hey. 00:39:39.827 --> 00:39:41.805 This is really not good. 00:39:41.829 --> 00:39:43.981 Yeah, we know. 00:39:44.005 --> 00:39:46.418 No, it's really not good. 00:39:46.442 --> 00:39:48.899 Thank you for that brand-new information. 00:39:48.923 --> 00:39:51.447 We need to get to Tuscany. 00:39:52.709 --> 00:39:55.775 Well, yeah, but we don't need to get panicky. 00:39:55.799 --> 00:39:58.604 You know, w-we're not under time pressure. 00:39:58.628 --> 00:40:00.388 We can just relax. Chill. 00:40:00.412 --> 00:40:03.870 I-I am relaxed, but we really got to start walking now. 00:40:03.894 --> 00:40:06.438 - Walk? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 00:40:06.462 --> 00:40:08.222 To Tuscany? 00:40:08.246 --> 00:40:10.964 Well, if we leave now, we can be there by the morning, 00:40:10.988 --> 00:40:12.966 so let's just get it up and go. 00:40:12.990 --> 00:40:15.012 All right, let's not get all... No. 00:40:15.036 --> 00:40:16.970 Let's get! 00:40:16.994 --> 00:40:19.320 Because I'm done with the not getting, okay? 00:40:19.344 --> 00:40:21.279 And this happened, but there's still time. 00:40:21.303 --> 00:40:23.716 - We got time. - Calm down. 00:40:23.740 --> 00:40:25.718 No. We have to be in Tuscany. 00:40:25.742 --> 00:40:28.286 We're not not getting to Tuscany, okay? 00:40:28.310 --> 00:40:31.376 Diane, seriously, calm down. 00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:32.899 I am. 00:40:32.923 --> 00:40:37.275 I'm calm, and I'm gonna be calmer in Tuscany. 00:40:39.103 --> 00:40:40.888 What? 00:40:41.932 --> 00:40:43.954 What-what... What was this look? 00:40:43.978 --> 00:40:45.869 What the hell is going on? 00:40:45.893 --> 00:40:48.262 I-I think we should just tell her. 00:40:48.286 --> 00:40:49.785 Tell me what? 00:40:49.809 --> 00:40:51.831 I don't think we should. 00:40:51.855 --> 00:40:53.311 Yes. 00:40:53.335 --> 00:40:55.226 - Well, we have to now. - Yeah. Yeah, you do. 00:40:55.250 --> 00:40:57.358 You have to. What is going on? 00:40:57.382 --> 00:40:59.621 - Well... - What? 00:40:59.645 --> 00:41:02.929 We need to get to Tuscany because Arthur is there 00:41:02.953 --> 00:41:05.410 so that you guys can get married tomorrow. 00:41:05.434 --> 00:41:07.934 - Excuse me? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:41:07.958 --> 00:41:10.545 He didn't want the wedding to be a burden on you, 00:41:10.569 --> 00:41:13.984 so when he heard about the trip, he hatched a plan. 00:41:14.008 --> 00:41:16.595 Which was actually very thoughtful and sweet. 00:41:16.619 --> 00:41:18.336 And we're * the whole thing up 00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:19.946 by dying by the side of the road. 00:41:19.970 --> 00:41:21.208 W-Wait just a minute. 00:41:21.232 --> 00:41:23.776 Arthur is in Tuscany? 00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:26.257 At the hotel, and everyone flew in, 00:41:26.281 --> 00:41:27.780 and everything is set up. 00:41:27.804 --> 00:41:29.086 It's ready to go. 00:41:29.110 --> 00:41:30.739 Y-You don't have to do anything. 00:41:30.763 --> 00:41:33.046 Except show up, which was our job. 00:41:33.070 --> 00:41:34.830 And we're still gonna make it, 00:41:34.854 --> 00:41:37.746 because the wedding is all set for tomorrow morning. 00:41:37.770 --> 00:41:39.792 So, surprise! 00:41:39.816 --> 00:41:41.818 Huh? 00:41:49.913 --> 00:41:51.847 She's not saying anything. 00:41:51.871 --> 00:41:53.197 Do you think she's mad? 00:41:53.221 --> 00:41:54.546 Uh, maybe a little in shock. 00:41:54.570 --> 00:41:55.764 - Viv? - Yeah, just... 00:41:55.788 --> 00:41:57.331 Wh-What are you thinking, Slim? 00:41:57.355 --> 00:41:58.748 Huh? 00:42:01.925 --> 00:42:03.207 At least she's talking. 00:42:03.231 --> 00:42:05.209 - *! - Oh, yikes. 00:42:05.233 --> 00:42:07.211 A surprise wedding, and this happens. 00:42:07.235 --> 00:42:09.300 You do not see that as a sign? 00:42:09.324 --> 00:42:13.652 I mean, a big sign that this whole thing is doomed? 00:42:13.676 --> 00:42:15.697 No. No, it's not. 00:42:15.721 --> 00:42:17.830 - We're still gonna get there. - And that is right, 00:42:17.854 --> 00:42:19.310 because at any minute, 00:42:19.334 --> 00:42:21.268 a car's gonna come right down that road, 00:42:21.292 --> 00:42:23.425 and we'll be on our way. 00:42:25.862 --> 00:42:27.883 Well... 00:42:27.907 --> 00:42:29.320 And if it doesn't? 00:42:29.344 --> 00:42:30.930 Because it's... 00:42:30.954 --> 00:42:33.498 feels like the world is conspiring against me. 00:42:33.522 --> 00:42:37.719 I mean, look, maybe this really is not meant to be, guys, 00:42:37.743 --> 00:42:39.460 and-and I just have to stop 00:42:39.484 --> 00:42:41.462 blowing past all the warning signs. 00:42:41.486 --> 00:42:43.203 Wait, wait. Shut up for a sec. 00:42:43.227 --> 00:42:45.118 No, she's making a decent point. 00:42:45.142 --> 00:42:46.337 Thank you. 00:42:46.361 --> 00:42:47.903 Shh. 00:42:47.927 --> 00:42:49.296 Do you hear that? 00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:51.864 - What? - I can't... I don't... 00:42:51.888 --> 00:42:53.997 - Oh, my God. Look. - Oh! Look! 00:42:54.021 --> 00:42:55.433 Look. Look, look, look, look. 00:42:55.457 --> 00:42:57.087 A car! Oh, my God. 00:42:57.111 --> 00:42:59.480 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 00:42:59.504 --> 00:43:00.873 Look alive, ladies. 00:43:00.897 --> 00:43:02.570 We've got a wedding to get to! 00:43:02.594 --> 00:43:04.834 - Don't let him drive past us. - Oh, please, God, please. 00:43:05.563 --> 00:43:07.193 How's that for a sign? 00:43:07.217 --> 00:43:08.847 Our luck has turned. 00:43:08.871 --> 00:43:11.066 Thank God. 00:43:11.090 --> 00:43:13.591 Officer? 00:43:13.615 --> 00:43:15.244 Oh. 00:43:15.268 --> 00:43:16.507 Whoa. 00:43:16.531 --> 00:43:18.073 DIANE, CAROL and VIVIAN: Hi. 00:43:18.097 --> 00:43:19.447 Buonasera, signore. Buonasera. 00:43:20.970 --> 00:43:22.600 - What? - Um... 00:43:22.624 --> 00:43:24.079 Oh, we-we just... 00:43:24.103 --> 00:43:25.820 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - We... Wait. Oh. 00:43:25.844 --> 00:43:27.822 Well, I... Parlate italiano? 00:43:27.846 --> 00:43:29.694 Uh, no. No. 00:43:29.718 --> 00:43:31.696 I can't believe you guys. 00:43:31.720 --> 00:43:34.655 A buff cop just happens to drive by. 00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:35.743 - Uh... - Oh, okay. 00:43:35.767 --> 00:43:37.484 Let's go. Take your shirt off. 00:43:43.808 --> 00:43:46.570 It was... it was an innocent mistake. 00:43:46.594 --> 00:43:48.354 You know, and in my defense, 00:43:48.378 --> 00:43:50.791 you guys have been full of surprises. 00:43:50.815 --> 00:43:53.098 And come on. You saw the guy. 00:43:53.122 --> 00:43:56.318 It's been a while, but he did have 00:43:56.342 --> 00:43:59.607 some exotic-dancer-like qualities. 00:44:00.738 --> 00:44:03.045 I do think he missed his calling. 00:44:05.047 --> 00:44:07.939 Well, we-we had a good run, didn't we? 00:44:07.963 --> 00:44:09.941 Hmm. I mean, we just pushed past 00:44:09.965 --> 00:44:11.769 the point of common sense. 00:44:11.793 --> 00:44:14.206 Who do we think we are, The Rolling Stones? 00:44:14.230 --> 00:44:17.731 And we just thought we'd keep rocking forever? Ugh. 00:44:17.755 --> 00:44:19.777 This needed to happen. 00:44:19.801 --> 00:44:22.693 It did. It did. This is the universe 00:44:22.717 --> 00:44:24.738 hitting the eject button on me and Arthur 00:44:24.762 --> 00:44:26.218 once and for all. Ugh. 00:44:26.242 --> 00:44:30.265 Best friends, tough love. 00:44:30.289 --> 00:44:34.748 Stop giving the universe and fate credit for everything. 00:44:34.772 --> 00:44:37.229 You're making a choice. 00:44:37.253 --> 00:44:38.578 What? 00:44:38.602 --> 00:44:41.842 We're on this trip not because of fate 00:44:41.866 --> 00:44:46.151 but because we're best friends for 50 years. 00:44:46.175 --> 00:44:48.327 We show up for each other. 00:44:48.351 --> 00:44:51.809 Fate didn't bring us on this trip. 00:44:51.833 --> 00:44:53.593 Our love for each other did. 00:44:53.617 --> 00:44:56.422 Love and the wonderful people at Lufthansa. 00:44:56.446 --> 00:44:58.511 It was a nice flight. 00:44:58.535 --> 00:45:01.775 You're not marrying Arthur because of fate. 00:45:01.799 --> 00:45:05.431 You're marrying Arthur because you put in the hard work. 00:45:05.455 --> 00:45:07.128 Because you committed to him. 00:45:07.152 --> 00:45:08.782 Because you love him. 00:45:08.806 --> 00:45:11.916 That's a big deal, and you should be proud of that. 00:45:11.940 --> 00:45:14.092 She makes a really good point. 00:45:14.116 --> 00:45:16.094 You should definitely listen to her. 00:45:16.118 --> 00:45:18.749 - Oh. And not you? - Yeah. 00:45:18.773 --> 00:45:21.012 I think things are just a little bit different for me. 00:45:21.036 --> 00:45:22.448 Oh, God. What? 00:45:22.472 --> 00:45:24.232 Here we go. 00:45:24.256 --> 00:45:26.495 Let me get out my tiny violin. 00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:28.410 - What? - Hey. 00:45:28.434 --> 00:45:32.371 - Whoa. - Best friends, tough love. 00:45:32.395 --> 00:45:34.025 You always play the victim. 00:45:34.049 --> 00:45:35.635 What are you talking about? 00:45:35.659 --> 00:45:38.769 "I'm pregnant, so I can't do this." 00:45:38.793 --> 00:45:40.727 Or, "I'm married, so I can't do that." 00:45:40.751 --> 00:45:43.034 "I couldn't even try that 00:45:43.058 --> 00:45:45.036 because I'm gonna fall flat on my face." 00:45:45.060 --> 00:45:48.256 You do think of excuses not to do things. 00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:49.910 Enough. Enough. 00:45:49.934 --> 00:45:52.217 Okay, fine. 00:45:52.241 --> 00:45:54.156 Yeah, okay. 00:45:55.374 --> 00:45:56.700 What? 00:45:56.724 --> 00:45:59.006 Fine. I mean, I get it. 00:45:59.030 --> 00:46:01.424 And you're right. 00:46:02.730 --> 00:46:04.664 - Oh. - Oh. 00:46:04.688 --> 00:46:06.647 Okay. Good. 00:46:10.259 --> 00:46:11.540 Do me. Do my... What? 00:46:11.564 --> 00:46:13.044 Do my tough love. 00:46:18.267 --> 00:46:22.334 Honestly, I think you are doing just fine. 00:46:22.358 --> 00:46:25.380 Yeah. I mean, I've got nothing. 00:46:25.404 --> 00:46:29.254 You've... You made love in a water taxi in Venice. 00:46:29.278 --> 00:46:32.431 You've had an amazing life. 00:46:32.455 --> 00:46:34.152 Just don't get another cat. 00:46:35.414 --> 00:46:36.783 - No. - Oy. 00:46:36.807 --> 00:46:38.698 And there you have it. Ah. 00:46:38.722 --> 00:46:41.005 We'll always have Venice. 00:46:41.029 --> 00:46:42.484 Is that the line? 00:46:42.508 --> 00:46:43.540 Paris. 00:46:52.633 --> 00:46:54.461 Well, well, well. 00:46:56.158 --> 00:46:58.963 Look who it is. Signora Troublemaker. 00:46:58.987 --> 00:47:01.531 God. You again? 00:47:01.555 --> 00:47:04.969 I should say the same thing. 00:47:04.993 --> 00:47:06.579 I have some bad news. 00:47:06.603 --> 00:47:08.233 The juicer's broken, 00:47:08.257 --> 00:47:11.042 so our juice won't be fresh-squeezed this morning? 00:47:12.261 --> 00:47:14.979 Comedy. You don't do comedy? 00:47:15.003 --> 00:47:16.502 I think you're growing on him. 00:47:16.526 --> 00:47:17.875 - Rico. - Oh. 00:47:22.141 --> 00:47:26.797 Look what he got from Trenitalia. 00:47:28.103 --> 00:47:29.776 It was turned in with your luggage tag. 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.517 - No. - Oh, God. 00:47:31.541 --> 00:47:33.911 You've got to be kidding me. 00:47:33.935 --> 00:47:35.217 The ashes? 00:47:35.241 --> 00:47:38.959 So, you're aware it's illegal? Hmm? 00:47:38.983 --> 00:47:40.918 Oh, we had a feeling. Oh, God. 00:47:40.942 --> 00:47:42.789 This wedding is doomed. 00:47:42.813 --> 00:47:44.530 Wedding? 00:47:44.554 --> 00:47:46.663 This is a bachelorette trip, no? 00:47:46.687 --> 00:47:48.186 A surprise wedding. 00:47:48.210 --> 00:47:50.014 Her first one. 00:47:50.038 --> 00:47:52.756 Oh. I'm sorry. 00:47:52.780 --> 00:47:54.845 You don't have to be a * about it. 00:47:54.869 --> 00:47:56.586 I'm not. I mean it. 00:47:56.610 --> 00:48:00.285 Although, in hindsight, I wish I missed my first wedding. 00:48:00.309 --> 00:48:02.287 Maybe it's a blessing. 00:48:02.311 --> 00:48:04.768 No. This one was meant to be. 00:48:04.792 --> 00:48:06.726 Well, obviously not. 00:48:06.750 --> 00:48:08.250 We're destined to fail. 00:48:08.274 --> 00:48:09.990 I'm not cut out to be married. 00:48:10.014 --> 00:48:11.731 I think we can all agree on that. 00:48:11.755 --> 00:48:14.169 Chief, are you happy you got to be part of the end 00:48:14.193 --> 00:48:15.648 of this fairy tale for this woman? 00:48:15.672 --> 00:48:17.370 Does that make you feel good? 00:48:18.284 --> 00:48:20.392 No, actually. 00:48:20.416 --> 00:48:22.089 But this is life. 00:48:22.113 --> 00:48:23.439 It's not fair. 00:48:23.463 --> 00:48:25.919 It doesn't always feel good. 00:48:25.943 --> 00:48:28.270 But what can I do? 00:48:28.294 --> 00:48:30.620 No one ever thinks they can do anything. 00:48:30.644 --> 00:48:33.492 I... I'm so sick of it. 00:48:33.516 --> 00:48:36.582 Everyone always just throws up their hand and says, 00:48:36.606 --> 00:48:38.323 "Well, it's not meant to be." 00:48:38.347 --> 00:48:39.759 It's pathetic. 00:48:39.783 --> 00:48:41.761 Y-You're a police chief. 00:48:41.785 --> 00:48:44.024 Don't tell me you got into this work 00:48:44.048 --> 00:48:46.549 without wanting to make a difference, did you? 00:48:46.573 --> 00:48:48.333 Didn't you think, 00:48:48.357 --> 00:48:49.900 "I'm the good guy, I'm the hero"? 00:48:49.924 --> 00:48:51.293 Isn't that what you thought? 00:48:51.317 --> 00:48:52.990 And-and-and now what? 00:48:53.014 --> 00:48:55.558 Nothing? Now "that's life"? 00:48:55.582 --> 00:48:56.820 No. 00:48:56.844 --> 00:48:58.778 Life is what you make of it. 00:48:58.802 --> 00:49:00.258 So do something. 00:49:00.282 --> 00:49:01.694 Do something brave. 00:49:01.718 --> 00:49:04.784 Do something unexpected. 00:49:04.808 --> 00:49:06.482 But do something, 00:49:06.506 --> 00:49:08.527 because you have four women in a jail cell 00:49:08.551 --> 00:49:11.965 who are desperately hoping for a reason to believe 00:49:11.989 --> 00:49:14.905 there's still a reason to believe. 00:49:17.821 --> 00:49:20.017 So do something, goddamn it, 00:49:20.041 --> 00:49:23.697 because this isn't the end of the freaking story. 00:49:29.485 --> 00:49:31.444 I have an idea. 00:49:34.142 --> 00:49:36.187 - Oh, my God. - Oh, you're letting us go? 00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:40.690 Oh, God. Tell me that clock is fast. 00:49:40.714 --> 00:49:42.672 Nothing in this country is fast. 00:50:10.396 --> 00:50:12.180 Chief. 00:50:12.442 --> 00:50:14.812 I've got one passenger 00:50:14.836 --> 00:50:17.380 that needs to be dropped off a little early. 00:50:17.404 --> 00:50:20.165 You think you could make that happen? 00:50:20.189 --> 00:50:22.559 That would require a permit. 00:50:22.583 --> 00:50:25.039 Oh. Wait. 00:50:25.063 --> 00:50:28.806 Or a special... special police permission. 00:50:33.681 --> 00:50:35.639 I know a place. 00:50:46.041 --> 00:50:48.193 Go for it. Huh? 00:50:48.217 --> 00:50:49.716 Go for it. 00:50:49.740 --> 00:50:51.675 You can do it, Diane. 00:50:51.699 --> 00:50:53.677 Careful, Diane! 00:50:53.701 --> 00:50:54.982 Careful! 00:50:55.006 --> 00:50:56.704 I can't open it. 00:50:57.661 --> 00:50:59.881 The top, it's stuck. 00:51:00.838 --> 00:51:02.860 I can't... I... What the... 00:51:02.884 --> 00:51:04.862 I can't open it. 00:51:04.886 --> 00:51:06.167 Oh, my God! 00:51:06.191 --> 00:51:08.561 Diane! 00:51:08.585 --> 00:51:10.389 Oh, my... Careful! Oh, careful! 00:51:10.413 --> 00:51:12.763 Oh, God. 00:51:13.721 --> 00:51:15.549 I did it. 00:51:21.555 --> 00:51:23.881 He really was such a good man. 00:51:23.905 --> 00:51:26.100 - He really was. - Yeah. 00:51:26.124 --> 00:51:28.102 I really did love him. 00:51:28.126 --> 00:51:30.409 He loved you, too. 00:51:30.433 --> 00:51:32.063 - He would've liked this, right? - Yeah. 00:51:32.087 --> 00:51:34.742 I mean, well, minus the skydiving part. 00:51:37.701 --> 00:51:39.355 - Thank you. - Oh. 00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:12.669 I knew I liked you the moment I met you. 00:52:12.693 --> 00:52:15.478 For me, it took a little longer. 00:52:16.697 --> 00:52:18.612 How can I repay you? 00:52:19.743 --> 00:52:22.766 Save me a dance, and we call it even. 00:52:22.790 --> 00:52:25.662 Bring the handcuffs, and you've got a deal. 00:52:31.451 --> 00:52:33.583 Buongiorno! 00:52:34.541 --> 00:52:35.996 The bride is here. 00:52:36.020 --> 00:52:37.650 Grazie al Signore. 00:52:37.674 --> 00:52:41.480 My name is Pasquale, and I'm ready to marry you. 00:52:41.504 --> 00:52:43.526 Get in line, Pasquale. 00:52:43.550 --> 00:52:44.768 She's taken. 00:52:46.335 --> 00:52:48.835 I sleep, breathe... I dream your wedding. 00:52:48.859 --> 00:52:51.272 I live to make this wedding happen. 00:52:51.296 --> 00:52:54.058 It is my oxygen. 00:52:54.082 --> 00:52:55.755 That's so nice. Thank you. 00:52:55.779 --> 00:52:58.584 Yes, but do you think that maybe we should get going? 00:52:58.608 --> 00:53:00.064 Siì, si, siì, si. Andiamo. 00:53:00.088 --> 00:53:02.240 Music to my ears. 00:53:02.264 --> 00:53:04.111 Oh, my God. 00:53:17.228 --> 00:53:18.597 Few moment more. 00:53:18.621 --> 00:53:20.275 Per favore. Per favore. 00:53:23.260 --> 00:53:24.716 Ciao, Pasquale. 00:53:24.740 --> 00:53:26.481 Signor Arthur! 00:53:29.615 --> 00:53:31.157 Signor Arthur. 00:53:31.181 --> 00:53:33.377 What's the good word, Pasquale? 00:53:33.401 --> 00:53:36.989 I am very happy to say your bride-to-be is officially here. 00:53:37.013 --> 00:53:38.730 Shall I take you to her? 00:53:38.754 --> 00:53:40.993 Oh, I believe that it's bad luck for the groom 00:53:41.017 --> 00:53:43.126 to see the bride before the ceremony, isn't it? 00:53:43.150 --> 00:53:44.562 I don't believe in luck. 00:53:44.586 --> 00:53:46.022 I believe in love. 00:53:47.371 --> 00:53:49.045 Well, that's why we're all here. 00:53:49.069 --> 00:53:52.048 But when you've waited as long as I have, 00:53:52.072 --> 00:53:53.615 what's a few more minutes? 00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:55.684 It's true. 00:53:58.724 --> 00:54:01.790 Oh, my God. 00:54:01.814 --> 00:54:05.078 This is the best sight I've seen in all of Italy. 00:54:06.340 --> 00:54:07.709 Oh. 00:54:07.873 --> 00:54:09.677 You think this is really gonna happen? 00:54:09.701 --> 00:54:11.461 Mm-hmm. 00:54:11.485 --> 00:54:13.202 - I do. I think so. - Mm. Good. 00:54:13.226 --> 00:54:15.030 - Yeah. - I love a wedding. 00:54:15.054 --> 00:54:17.424 Such a romantic. 00:54:17.448 --> 00:54:19.252 - I better change, though. - Better not. 00:54:19.276 --> 00:54:21.079 Oh. -I love you just the way you are. 00:54:21.103 --> 00:54:23.952 Oh, come on. Don't burn up all your romanticism. 00:54:23.976 --> 00:54:25.693 I mean, we still got a long day ahead of us. 00:54:25.717 --> 00:54:28.261 You know I don't... 00:54:28.285 --> 00:54:29.479 Oh, my God. 00:54:29.503 --> 00:54:31.438 Oh, Mitchell. 00:54:31.462 --> 00:54:33.875 - What did you do? - I had no choice. 00:54:33.899 --> 00:54:36.878 When I saw that picture, I... I had to make a call. 00:54:36.902 --> 00:54:38.880 I can't wear this, can I? 00:54:38.904 --> 00:54:42.797 Donato assured me that this dress was perfetto for today. 00:54:42.821 --> 00:54:44.692 So, who am I to argue? 00:54:45.693 --> 00:54:46.975 You're real trouble, you know that? 00:54:46.999 --> 00:54:48.435 That's why I'm here. 00:54:53.611 --> 00:54:56.024 Can I just say how much I love you all? 00:54:56.048 --> 00:54:58.200 And this was the best bachelorette trip 00:54:58.224 --> 00:54:59.680 I could imagine. 00:54:59.904 --> 00:55:01.447 That is so good, 00:55:01.471 --> 00:55:03.405 because it's the best one we could've thrown. 00:55:03.429 --> 00:55:05.015 Yeah. Big-time. 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.104 We way over-delivered. 00:55:07.128 --> 00:55:09.411 - Yeah, what else is new? - Yeah. 00:55:09.435 --> 00:55:10.717 - Okay, I need a hug. - Ooh! 00:55:10.741 --> 00:55:12.153 All right. 00:55:12.177 --> 00:55:14.135 Aw. 00:55:15.615 --> 00:55:17.071 You're the loves of my life. 00:55:17.095 --> 00:55:18.333 - You know that. - No. 00:55:18.357 --> 00:55:20.292 Oh, we love you, too. 00:55:20.316 --> 00:55:23.077 And I love you all, but it's time. 00:55:23.101 --> 00:55:25.166 Let's get you in that dress. 00:55:25.190 --> 00:55:26.994 Okay. 00:55:30.698 --> 00:55:32.719 This is crazy. 00:55:32.743 --> 00:55:34.939 I don't know why I agreed to do this. 00:55:34.963 --> 00:55:36.680 I mean, it makes no sense. 00:55:36.704 --> 00:55:38.812 Of course not. But don't you understand? 00:55:38.836 --> 00:55:41.250 That's what makes it so amazing. 00:55:41.274 --> 00:55:44.078 Loving someone and having them love you 00:55:44.102 --> 00:55:45.906 is reason enough. 00:55:45.930 --> 00:55:48.518 Look at you. Look where we are. 00:55:48.542 --> 00:55:50.259 Look at what we've been through. 00:55:50.283 --> 00:55:52.043 We made it. And you, Viv. 00:55:52.067 --> 00:55:54.045 You have never been one to follow the flock, 00:55:54.069 --> 00:55:56.656 because you are your own drummer boy, okay? 00:55:56.680 --> 00:55:58.223 So just trust your heart, Viv. 00:55:58.247 --> 00:56:00.182 Trust it. Trust it. 00:56:00.206 --> 00:56:02.009 'Cause it always guides you right. 00:56:02.033 --> 00:56:03.557 Always. 00:56:04.558 --> 00:56:06.231 She's right, Slim. 00:56:06.255 --> 00:56:08.581 You deserve your fairy-tale ending. 00:56:08.605 --> 00:56:09.930 Let's go get it. 00:56:09.954 --> 00:56:11.367 Yeah, you've earned it. 00:56:11.391 --> 00:56:13.238 Think of all we've overcome to get here. 00:56:13.262 --> 00:56:16.526 That's true, and now all the problems are behind us. 00:56:19.094 --> 00:56:20.898 We have a problem. 00:56:20.922 --> 00:56:23.074 I knew as soon as I said it. 00:56:23.098 --> 00:56:26.556 It's fine. We are going to make a little pause. 00:56:26.580 --> 00:56:27.600 A pause? 00:56:27.624 --> 00:56:29.254 Wha... Wh-Why? 00:56:29.278 --> 00:56:31.019 The priest is missing. 00:56:32.673 --> 00:56:34.370 The priest is missing? 00:56:37.634 --> 00:56:39.264 This feels like a bad omen. 00:56:39.288 --> 00:56:40.637 Mm-mm-mm. 00:56:41.638 --> 00:56:43.442 Oh, fine. 00:56:43.466 --> 00:56:45.314 I'll do it. 00:56:45.338 --> 00:56:46.837 What? 00:56:46.861 --> 00:56:48.819 I'll perform the ceremony. 00:56:50.081 --> 00:56:51.755 - Really? - Yeah. I'll marry you. 00:56:51.779 --> 00:56:53.974 What? Yes! 00:56:53.998 --> 00:56:56.150 What good is a judicial title 00:56:56.174 --> 00:56:59.241 if you can't degrade yourself in front of your friends? 00:56:59.265 --> 00:57:00.720 Come on. Let's do it. 00:57:00.744 --> 00:57:03.007 Yeah. Yes. 00:57:05.340 --> 00:57:07.014 Nice save, Your Honor. 00:57:07.238 --> 00:57:09.588 You have no idea. 00:57:09.724 --> 00:57:12.181 I got your message, Carol. 00:57:12.205 --> 00:57:14.618 I also got your pictures. 00:57:14.642 --> 00:57:16.664 The ones with you and Dough Boy. 00:57:16.688 --> 00:57:18.405 It isn't what you think. 00:57:18.429 --> 00:57:20.450 What are you trying to do, give me another heart attack? 00:57:20.474 --> 00:57:23.105 - Is that your plan? - No. No, Bruce. 00:57:23.129 --> 00:57:25.107 Don't even joke about that. 00:57:25.131 --> 00:57:26.935 Believe me, when I get home, 00:57:26.959 --> 00:57:29.503 things are gonna be so different. 00:57:29.527 --> 00:57:32.636 Our adventure isn't over yet. 00:57:32.660 --> 00:57:35.247 I never should've told you not to come. It... 00:57:35.271 --> 00:57:37.032 Are you sure? 00:57:37.056 --> 00:57:40.601 If I could snap my fingers and fix it all, I would. I... 00:57:40.625 --> 00:57:43.758 Y-You should be here. It's so beautiful. 00:57:44.933 --> 00:57:47.782 You don't think the flowers are a little bit overdone? 00:57:47.806 --> 00:57:49.305 What? 00:57:49.329 --> 00:57:51.394 The flowers. 00:57:51.418 --> 00:57:53.681 I think there's one too many. 00:57:58.382 --> 00:57:59.500 Well, that's better. 00:57:59.844 --> 00:58:01.716 To make it official. 00:58:12.502 --> 00:58:14.175 Well... 00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:18.092 here we all are, which is shocking. 00:58:18.116 --> 00:58:21.574 And not just because we spent last night in a jail cell. 00:58:21.598 --> 00:58:25.317 It's shocking because I've known this woman 00:58:25.341 --> 00:58:27.754 since we were 19 years old 00:58:27.778 --> 00:58:30.583 and I never thought there would be a man 00:58:30.607 --> 00:58:34.543 she was willing to walk down the aisle for. 00:58:34.567 --> 00:58:36.458 But there is such a man, 00:58:36.482 --> 00:58:39.833 and he's well deserved of that unique achievement. 00:58:41.357 --> 00:58:44.664 And of my dear friend's hand in marriage. 00:58:45.622 --> 00:58:48.035 - To begin... - Um, uh, h-hold... 00:58:48.059 --> 00:58:50.864 Can I... Can I just say something quickly? 00:58:50.888 --> 00:58:53.586 O-Of course. This is your big day. 00:58:56.154 --> 00:58:58.785 Arthur, is it okay if I talk to you for just a second 00:58:58.809 --> 00:59:01.092 as though I didn't have this dress on and... 00:59:01.116 --> 00:59:03.596 and you didn't have two rings in your pocket? 00:59:04.815 --> 00:59:06.817 Sure. 00:59:07.949 --> 00:59:11.953 The truth is I never wanted to be a wife. 00:59:13.215 --> 00:59:16.020 You know, I always saw a wedding ring as a chain. 00:59:16.044 --> 00:59:19.066 You know, a... a one-link chain of... 00:59:19.090 --> 00:59:21.223 of limitation. 00:59:23.529 --> 00:59:28.423 But there is no limit to the love that I have for you. 00:59:28.447 --> 00:59:31.209 You know, that's what I've realized. 00:59:31.233 --> 00:59:34.995 That's why I'm here today. 00:59:35.019 --> 00:59:36.997 I love you, Arthur. 00:59:37.021 --> 00:59:39.521 I love you. I want to move to New York with you. 00:59:39.545 --> 00:59:41.306 I want to walk in the streets with you. 00:59:41.330 --> 00:59:43.699 I want to make love in the park with you. 00:59:43.723 --> 00:59:45.725 Well, not the dirty part of the park. 00:59:47.031 --> 00:59:48.835 You know, the-the clean part, 00:59:48.859 --> 00:59:51.688 with the trees and the grass and no syringes. 01:00:01.812 --> 01:00:04.162 You don't want to be a wife, do you? 01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:08.577 You don't want to be married. 01:00:08.601 --> 01:00:10.884 That's what you just said, isn't it? 01:00:10.908 --> 01:00:13.519 Yes, I-I guess I did, yeah. 01:00:15.042 --> 01:00:16.759 There was a part of me that believed 01:00:16.783 --> 01:00:19.612 that you really wanted to be married, but... 01:00:21.266 --> 01:00:23.355 who was I kidding? 01:00:24.922 --> 01:00:26.464 I knew you'd do this. 01:00:26.488 --> 01:00:28.665 I knew it. 01:00:33.713 --> 01:00:35.628 Vivian... 01:00:36.803 --> 01:00:38.825 I don't need the title of husband, 01:00:38.849 --> 01:00:41.828 and I don't need the institution of marriage 01:00:41.852 --> 01:00:44.768 to know that I'm gonna choose you every day. 01:00:46.204 --> 01:00:50.097 I proposed to you when we were in our 20s 01:00:50.121 --> 01:00:53.578 'cause I was so damn in love with you that I-I knew then 01:00:53.602 --> 01:00:56.083 that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. 01:00:57.258 --> 01:01:01.586 And as luck would have it, or some divine masterstroke, 01:01:01.610 --> 01:01:03.893 we reconnected. 01:01:03.917 --> 01:01:06.659 And I'll be damned if I don't still feel the same. 01:01:08.443 --> 01:01:10.707 But a little differently. 01:01:11.708 --> 01:01:14.817 Oh, I don't love you any less. 01:01:14.841 --> 01:01:17.801 And I think I may understand you a little better. 01:01:18.932 --> 01:01:21.563 You're... 01:01:21.587 --> 01:01:25.654 like this ring that I'm holding. 01:01:25.678 --> 01:01:29.658 A complete and perfect circle unto your own. 01:01:29.682 --> 01:01:32.052 And if you're not always free 01:01:32.076 --> 01:01:35.142 to roll on your own the way you want, 01:01:35.166 --> 01:01:37.298 then you're not you. 01:01:38.299 --> 01:01:41.694 And it's you that I love. 01:01:44.131 --> 01:01:46.177 You're my perfect circle. 01:01:48.266 --> 01:01:51.375 So, if you'll allow me a do-over, 01:01:51.399 --> 01:01:54.533 I'd like to ask my question again. 01:01:55.882 --> 01:01:58.339 Aw. 01:01:58.363 --> 01:02:01.777 Vivian, I love you with all my heart. 01:02:01.801 --> 01:02:05.805 That has never changed, and it never will. 01:02:06.850 --> 01:02:09.916 But I just got to know... 01:02:09.940 --> 01:02:12.116 will you not marry me? 01:02:14.553 --> 01:02:18.707 I now pronounce you not husband and wife. 01:02:18.731 --> 01:02:20.013 Yes! 01:02:23.683 --> 01:02:25.313 We did it. 01:02:25.337 --> 01:02:27.339 We made it to the end! 01:02:28.869 --> 01:02:30.455 You said some things back there about marriage 01:02:30.479 --> 01:02:32.109 I've never heard you say before. 01:02:32.133 --> 01:02:33.850 Uh-huh. 01:02:33.874 --> 01:02:35.658 Uh, can we pause the music a second, please? 01:02:40.315 --> 01:02:43.729 Did you mean what you said... That love was reason enough... 01:02:43.753 --> 01:02:45.731 Or were those just words? 01:02:45.755 --> 01:02:48.125 Mitchell, is this really the best time? 01:02:48.149 --> 01:02:50.127 I think it is. 01:02:50.151 --> 01:02:52.042 Well, fine. Why not? 01:02:52.066 --> 01:02:54.349 I guess it's as good a time as any. 01:02:54.373 --> 01:02:55.959 It is. 01:02:55.983 --> 01:02:59.006 Maybe a few days ago, it would've been just words, 01:02:59.030 --> 01:03:00.877 but not today. 01:03:00.901 --> 01:03:03.445 - Mm. - It's... it's so easy 01:03:03.469 --> 01:03:06.187 to believe in things when we're young, isn't it? 01:03:06.211 --> 01:03:09.190 And we can do whatever we want, and everything is possible. 01:03:09.214 --> 01:03:12.715 And then we get older, 01:03:12.739 --> 01:03:16.284 and life starts to silence us. 01:03:16.308 --> 01:03:17.938 - But guess what. - What? 01:03:17.962 --> 01:03:20.331 - The whisper is still there. - Mm. 01:03:20.355 --> 01:03:23.508 And if you pay close enough attention, 01:03:23.532 --> 01:03:25.902 - you're gonna hear it. - Mm. 01:03:25.926 --> 01:03:28.862 In my case, it was a trip with my friends. 01:03:28.886 --> 01:03:31.255 And I heard it in the art we saw. 01:03:31.279 --> 01:03:32.735 Remember the art? 01:03:32.759 --> 01:03:35.042 And the moments that we shared together. 01:03:35.066 --> 01:03:38.784 And the whisper just got a little bit louder, 01:03:38.808 --> 01:03:41.230 and everything started to feel a little more possible. 01:03:41.419 --> 01:03:44.615 Diane, I've never... I've never been married before 01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:48.010 because I never found someone that made me see 01:03:48.034 --> 01:03:50.819 the reason why I should. 01:03:53.421 --> 01:03:55.269 Don't you dare move. 01:03:55.293 --> 01:03:57.271 Oh. What? 01:04:02.937 --> 01:04:04.958 Yes. Yes. 01:04:04.982 --> 01:04:06.699 You're my reason. 01:04:06.723 --> 01:04:08.203 Will you marry me? 01:04:09.152 --> 01:04:11.217 And I promise I'm not asking because I'm pregnant. 01:04:11.241 --> 01:04:12.915 Yes. 01:04:12.939 --> 01:04:14.699 Hell yes, I'll marry you. 01:04:14.723 --> 01:04:16.159 I'll marry you right now. 01:04:21.208 --> 01:04:23.079 Oh, my God. Bruce. 01:04:24.733 --> 01:04:26.624 Congratulations. 01:04:26.648 --> 01:04:28.931 - Di! - Well, this is fun. 01:04:28.955 --> 01:04:31.629 - Yes. - Diane, you crazy person. 01:04:31.653 --> 01:04:35.894 Do you take Mitchell to be your lawfully wedded husband, 01:04:35.918 --> 01:04:39.115 to love and cherish you from this day forward? 01:04:39.139 --> 01:04:40.725 Yes. 01:04:40.749 --> 01:04:43.554 You're supposed to say, "I do." 01:04:43.578 --> 01:04:45.164 Oh, okay. 01:04:45.188 --> 01:04:47.297 I... I say... 01:04:47.321 --> 01:04:49.168 yes, I do. 01:04:49.192 --> 01:04:50.909 I'll take it. 01:04:50.933 --> 01:04:52.781 I'm sorry. 01:04:52.805 --> 01:04:57.829 And, Mitchell, do you take Diane and all her delightful insanity 01:04:57.853 --> 01:05:00.160 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 01:05:01.422 --> 01:05:03.330 I do, and I can't wait. 01:05:03.463 --> 01:05:05.161 Hey, Chief. 01:05:08.149 --> 01:05:11.693 So... So, I'm gonna do this honeymoon thing, 01:05:11.717 --> 01:05:13.957 but I just wanted to ask, 01:05:13.981 --> 01:05:16.026 well, what are we doing next? 01:05:17.506 --> 01:05:20.441 I don't know, but I know one thing for sure... 01:05:20.465 --> 01:05:22.835 We're not gonna leave it up to fate. 01:05:22.859 --> 01:05:24.948 - Right! - Aw. 01:05:35.784 --> 01:05:40.780 ‌ 01:05:40.790 --> 01:05:45.790 ‌