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Cassidy.

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Grandma, is that you?

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I-I'm sorry to call you
so early, sugarplum.

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- It's okay, Grandma.
- How are you feeling?

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Well, I'm gonna die
this weekend.

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- Oh.
- And I-I need you to teach me.

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I-I'm not sure how.
I have never died.

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No, not that.

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Teach me the Zoom thing
that people use

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and gather the family.

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In normal times that might be
a difficult request,

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but during the pandemic
the Worth family

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found a way to come together
while dealing with a crisis.

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This is their story.

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Cassidy, you wanna join me
in the kitchen?

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We can Zoom together?

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No way, your lighting ***.

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- Guys.
- Hey, Chad.

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- Hi, Chad.
- What's up, man?

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There you guys are.

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Wish it was
different circumstances.

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Cassidy, wow, let me see
what you got going on there.

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That's a lot.

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Yeah, she did the makeup
and hair herself.

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I love that.

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Hi, everybody,
not all at once, please.

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That's your Uncle Bobby,
by the way.

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Another example of you just
dropping out of our lives

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and coming back in
whenever you feel like it.

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Yeah, I just sit here
like Buddha.

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- Hello, Bobby.
- Hello, Di-Di.

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Hello, family.

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- Hello
- Hi.

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- Hello.
- Yes, Robert.

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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

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What time is it in Russia
right now, man?

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- Eight hours.
- Like, it's always been later...

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You guys didn't know what

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a single one of those words
meant.

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Are they still Communists?

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Hi. Hi, everybody.

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- Hey!
- Hi.

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- Hi, Judith.
- How are you?

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- Hi, Judith.
- How are you?

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Hi.

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- Okay, am I the last person?
- Am I the last?

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- No.
- Definitely, no.

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Katie is not there yet.

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There's nowhere
with any reception.

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I've been trying to find
a place to pull over, but...

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- You know, Dorsey...
- Oh, wow, Bobby.

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You don't look any different.

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I know Katie's gonna be
last this time.

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- Of course Katie's last.
- Punctual as always...

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Whenever we say last,
we mean...

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It's Katie...

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- Before Katie...
- Has anybody...

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Hey, guys, nominating that
we just one at a time.

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Raise your hand and talk. So.

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- True.
- Where-where is Mother?

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- Yeah, where is...
- Oh, good. You're all here.

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Great.

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I'm going to set this up
so you can see Mabel.

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Just a heads up, she is
in and out of consciousness,

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so do not expect her to respond,
but she can hear you.

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Studies have shown
that she can...

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she can hear, so don't be shy,

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but also don't be too loud

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because you are a big bunch, and
we want her passing to be calm.

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- You hear that, Bret, right?
- That's a lot of instructions.

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- Hi, Mom.
- Mom, there you are.

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- Hello.
- There you are.

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- Grandma, I'm here.
- It's Dorsey. I'm here...

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We're actually all here,
not just Dorsey.

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Katie's not here,
but I'm here.

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Hi, Grandma.

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Right here, Grandma,
it's Chad.

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Hi y'all.

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Good to see you.

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Welcome to my death.

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We love you so much.

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Dorsey, pull it together.

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Hi, Mom.

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You know, you look serene.

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Looks like you can take that
"coming soon" sign off my grave.

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- Mom.
- Grandma, don't.

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- It's true.
- We're all here with you.

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- You're in Connecticut.
- I mean in our hearts, Mother.

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I'm sorry we're not there
with you.

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Okay, so just remember

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that Mabel
is doing the work right now.

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She's concentrating.

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So while encouragement is okay,
silence...

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is actually perfect.

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Okay?

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- What is that mean?
- What does what mean?

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Encouragement to do what?

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- To just go.
- How do you do this?

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Are we supposed
to say, like, it's okay?

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Like, are we supposed to say,
"It's okay, you can die now"?

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- No.
- Probably, I don't know.

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No, we're just supposed
to be supportive.

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Just letting her know
we all gathered...

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Bobby, with all due respect,
I don't wanna hear

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about being here from you, okay?

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That was encouragement?

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Do you remember the time
we, uh,

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we used to play music
on Grandma's porch?

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She'd-she'd also sing
and dance, as I remember.

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I do remember.

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Eating those biscuits,
those biscuits with grain.

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- And your gas afterwards.
- Yeah, we all remember that too.

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Thank you for bringing
that up.

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And remember when
we'd go down to that bar,

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and she got up on the...
on the bar and danced.

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Oh, my God.

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She kicked every glass
off that bar.

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Oh, my mother.

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Hey, Max?

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What is that noise?

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It's the death rattle.

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That's her soul

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- trying to say goodbye.
- Is that it?

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- It's not her...
- Oh, my God.

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Everyone, I know that this
is hard, but this is normal.

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I want you to know that Mabel
is not experiencing any pain.

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I administered morphine
a little while ago.

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But hang in there, guys.
You're doing great.

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You know, the Buddhists
believe that their soul

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always remains with the family.

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- Oh.
- Goodbye, Mom.

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Wait? Did she die?

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Did she die? Is she dead?

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Wait, did she die?

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- ***!
- Bye, Mom.

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Wait, did she die?

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I can't believe
we're not there.

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- This is so ***ed up!
- We should be with her.

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There are a lot
of instructions, and you're not

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listening to any of them,
Dorsey.

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God damn it, Bret!

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- This is so stupid!
- This is so ***ed!

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We should be there!

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Do we know yet if she died?

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Why aren't we there?

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Okay, just
a little bit quieter.

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A little bit quieter.

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We can hear you.
She can hear you.

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- Grandma?
- Where are you going, Max?

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- Look, we get it. We get it.
- You're both the saddest.

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Grandma!

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Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Oh, no Grandma.

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- Grandma you can go...
- Go and join Dad.

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- It's okay.
- Bye-bye, Grandma.

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Have a celestial journey.

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- It's okay.
- We're here with you.

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Sleep, Mama.

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- It's okay, sweetheart.
- You can go.

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I know I can go now.

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Don't give me advice.

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Bunch of know-it-alls.

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I missed it?

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Did-did I miss it?
Is she *** dead?

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Did I miss it?
How come I didn't get the link?

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- Shh.
- I've been texting you, Mama.

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Stop, stop you missed...

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yeah, I think you did miss it.

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- I don't know.
- Where have you been?

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- Oh, thank God. Oh, my God.
- I really thought that I...

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Here we go.

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I am going to leave this
connected for a few minutes.

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I just wanted to convey
my condolences.

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I'm so sorry.

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Mabel was such
a sweet, sweet woman.

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A great soul
with a twisted sense of humor.

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- Yeah.
- Which I like.

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Cass, hon.

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You just wanna sit with her
for a while?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I'll just sit with her
until the free session runs out.

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Okay. Okay, you do that.

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I'll make
your favorite spaghetti, okay?

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You just come down
when it's over.

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Cass? Oh, sorry.

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I-I thought the screen
had frozen.

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You were both just so still,
you and Gigi.

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Look just, um...

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Forget it. Love you, kid.

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I brought you some spaghetti.

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I'm still with Gigi.

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How has it not expired yet?

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I took your credit card
and bought a premium session.

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Okay.

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Do you want the spaghetti
or not?

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Yes, I want the spaghetti,
and I want you not to be there.

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- Maybe yes. Uh, maybe no.
- Definitely no.

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My mother died yesterday,
and I'm-I'm a little scattered.

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How do you spend the first day
without someone you love?

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Especially when you...
you can't be with your family

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to share the memories
and the love they created.

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Let me know
if there's anything I can do.

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- No, just let's...
- let's continue the meeting.

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Autumn Care of Nash,
this is Kelly.

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Hi, Kelly, this is
Judith Joiner.

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I-I'm Mabel Worth's wife.

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- Okay.
- We met on Zoom.

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I'm interested in getting
Mabel's things

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sent to me
here in New York City,

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and I'm just checking to see
that you have my address.

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Mabel, right, uh.

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I believe you were not
listed as next of kin, Judith.

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Okay, that,
that doesn't make sense.

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Can you just check
the list again, please?

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- I'm sorry.
- I-I don't have you listed.

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Okay, can you tell me
what's going on with her body?

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Where is she
and what are the plans here?

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I'm so sorry, Judith, but
Mabel made her own arrangements.

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Why can't you tell me
what they are?

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It's not a lot of...
I'm not asking for a lot here.

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Just where is she?

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All I can say is that they are
coming to get her body soon,

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and let me know if I can...

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if there's anything else
I can do for you.

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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Thank you very much.

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- I just put bagel...
- are you there?

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- Sorry, I just look...
- I know I look like a mess.

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Yeah, I didn't wanna say
anything. What's up?

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I'm trying to make
Grandma's biscuits.

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I mean, you know
I gotta stay busy when I'm sad.

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Where are you?

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Uh, I don't know.

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I think I'm in Arizona,
actually.

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Your kitchen looks really nice.

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How much did Grandma spend
on that remodel?

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Well, Kevin did most of it.

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I mean, you should see
the garage.

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He just changed everything
to kind of like a...

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a man cave, and he calls it
his Garage Mahal.

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He is so funny, you know.

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So listen, I've been trying
to kinda get a poll, you know,

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as to what grandma Mabel
would want.

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Okay, well, I can do that.

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I can just... who, like...

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just let me know who you haven't
reached yet and I'll just...

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Oh, no, I don't need you
to take over. No, no, no.

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I was just saying that's what
I'm doing and I've got my list...

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Well, I just, you know, like

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I don't really like
feeling out of the loop

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and I mean, you know, how...

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I just, like, wanna...
just one of those times

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I wish I still lived
in Spring Hope.

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Oh, really?

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This is when you wish
you lived here?

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No, you did it right.

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You left.
We don't need your help now.

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I mean,
I could have used it before.

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I'm just gonna ignore
that dig...

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Just trying to kinda
figure out everything

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for the digital memorial, and...

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I'd really love to still try

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to do,
like, an in-person funeral.

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I really think we should do
something really traditional.

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So you're gonna come home
for this?

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You're gonna come home for this?

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Yeah, she would want us
all to be together.

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She would have wanted us
to be together

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a little bit more
before she died.

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I mean, Katie, I think
a lot of times

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when stuff like this happens,
like,

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you start to understand,
like, what's really important...

00:14:37.590 --> 00:14:38.966
Let's keep thinking about it.

00:14:39.049 --> 00:14:40.926
Let's just... let's just keep
talking and keep thinking.

00:14:41.010 --> 00:14:42.970
How's Max doing?

00:14:43.053 --> 00:14:45.014
He's doing great, actually.

00:14:45.097 --> 00:14:48.017
This time has been
really good for us, I think.

00:14:49.310 --> 00:14:51.061
Yeah, I mean, it's been hard
for him.

00:14:51.145 --> 00:14:52.313
It's hard for all the kids.
I mean, it's hard...

00:14:52.354 --> 00:14:53.439
Yeah, that's what I thought,

00:14:53.522 --> 00:14:54.648
that's what I thought,
kinda hard.

00:14:54.690 --> 00:14:55.858
That's like really
passive aggressive,

00:14:55.941 --> 00:14:57.109
what you're saying.
Why don't you just come

00:14:57.192 --> 00:14:58.736
right out and say what
you think?

00:14:58.819 --> 00:15:01.739
Okay, I don't think that you
should have taken a teenager

00:15:01.822 --> 00:15:04.241
who is going through a global
pandemic across the country.

00:15:04.283 --> 00:15:06.869
I just think it's insane,
to be honest.

00:15:06.952 --> 00:15:08.287
I-I just want you to focus
on your family

00:15:08.329 --> 00:15:09.788
and just focus on you.

00:15:09.830 --> 00:15:11.081
You've-you've never had
a problem

00:15:11.123 --> 00:15:12.583
doing that in the past?

00:15:15.127 --> 00:15:16.795
All right, Max is coming back
with snacks,

00:15:16.837 --> 00:15:18.923
so, uh,
I think I'm gonna go now.

00:15:19.006 --> 00:15:21.759
I feel like, yeah.

00:15:21.842 --> 00:15:22.885
- Okay, I didn't mean to be...
- So I'll just stop...

00:15:22.927 --> 00:15:24.219
I didn't mean
to be rude, okay?...

00:15:24.261 --> 00:15:25.471
- No, it's fine...
- You just ran off...

00:15:25.554 --> 00:15:26.889
- It's fine. It's fine.
- You know what, it's fine.

00:15:26.972 --> 00:15:29.141
I know you have all of your
opinions and since, you know,

00:15:29.224 --> 00:15:31.977
you and I haven't really kept
in touch that well lately,

00:15:32.061 --> 00:15:33.896
I don't really expect you
to know what I'm going through.

00:15:33.938 --> 00:15:35.439
So I'm just gonna...

00:15:35.522 --> 00:15:37.107
I'll take off, and, you know,
I'm here if you need me.

00:15:37.191 --> 00:15:39.151
Come on. Dorsey.

00:15:39.234 --> 00:15:40.611
Bye.

00:15:40.653 --> 00:15:43.822
God damn it.

00:15:43.906 --> 00:15:46.992
Yeah, I don't know why my mom
has us on some stupid road trip

00:15:47.034 --> 00:15:48.661
in stupid Arizona.

00:15:48.702 --> 00:15:50.412
I think she's trying
to get us out of the house,

00:15:50.496 --> 00:15:54.166
but now we're
in a smaller house on wheels.

00:15:54.208 --> 00:15:55.751
What the hell is wrong
with me?

00:15:55.834 --> 00:15:57.086
Except for Katie.

00:15:57.127 --> 00:15:59.505
I hope she chokes someone
in those goddamn biscuits.

00:15:59.588 --> 00:16:01.131
No one makes them
like Grandma did.

00:16:01.215 --> 00:16:02.424
No one. I hate this RV.

00:16:02.508 --> 00:16:03.676
Oh my God, Cassidy,
my mom is glitching.

00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:05.469
- I hate this year!
- Look at this.

00:16:05.552 --> 00:16:06.679
I think my mom is having
a meltdown.

00:16:06.762 --> 00:16:08.097
- Max, not now.
- I need some alone time.

00:16:08.138 --> 00:16:09.556
You clearly haven't seen
my dad when he has a meltdown.

00:16:09.640 --> 00:16:11.392
Max, knock it off. I mean it.

00:16:11.475 --> 00:16:12.351
Dude, she's being normal,
stop.

00:16:12.434 --> 00:16:14.103
- Stop.
- Leave her alone.

00:16:14.186 --> 00:16:16.146
What are you doing? Go, go.

00:16:19.441 --> 00:16:21.026
Hey, guys.

00:16:22.152 --> 00:16:24.863
Hey, Katie, are you doing
some modelling on the side?

00:16:24.947 --> 00:16:26.156
I don't think the light's
big enough

00:16:26.198 --> 00:16:28.534
to... to get rid of the lines.

00:16:28.617 --> 00:16:30.035
- Can't hear you.
- Oh, come on Katie.

00:16:30.077 --> 00:16:31.078
We can't hear you...

00:16:31.161 --> 00:16:34.123
- Bummer.
- Turn your mic on.

00:16:34.206 --> 00:16:35.374
Damn it, my mic wasn't on.

00:16:35.416 --> 00:16:36.667
I know none of you care
about your looks,

00:16:36.750 --> 00:16:38.419
but I pride myself
on my appearance,

00:16:38.460 --> 00:16:40.379
and I'm sorry that you don't.

00:16:40.421 --> 00:16:41.755
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you, Mama.

00:16:41.797 --> 00:16:43.465
- You know what?
- You know what else is gorgeous?

00:16:43.549 --> 00:16:45.342
Inner beauty. Just inner beauty.

00:16:45.426 --> 00:16:47.553
Let your... let your soul
shine through.

00:16:47.636 --> 00:16:48.804
You have inner beauty, Bret.

00:16:48.887 --> 00:16:50.848
- He doesn't have either...
- inner nor outer.

00:16:50.931 --> 00:16:54.059
I don't need a ring light
to let my beauty shine through.

00:16:54.143 --> 00:16:55.853
- You sure about that?
- Oh, my kids.

00:16:55.936 --> 00:16:58.313
- Are we all here?
- No.

00:16:58.355 --> 00:17:00.482
- Where's Chad?
- We're waiting on Chad.

00:17:00.566 --> 00:17:01.942
- Hello?
- Hey.

00:17:02.026 --> 00:17:04.445
- Hey, guys. Wow.
- Look at everybody.

00:17:04.528 --> 00:17:06.280
Jesus, Katie,
you look blown out.

00:17:06.363 --> 00:17:08.115
- What?
- Uh, sorry, guys.

00:17:08.157 --> 00:17:10.951
I had some book stuff going on.
I had oversee it.

00:17:11.035 --> 00:17:12.619
Oh, I thought you were
trying out

00:17:12.661 --> 00:17:14.288
for the next season
of "The Vikings,"

00:17:14.371 --> 00:17:15.622
or whatever that show was on.

00:17:15.664 --> 00:17:17.458
- Very good.
- That's a beard burn.

00:17:17.499 --> 00:17:18.667
Well, you know,
everybody's made

00:17:18.751 --> 00:17:20.335
sacrifices during the pandemic.

00:17:20.377 --> 00:17:21.587
That's for sure.

00:17:21.670 --> 00:17:23.422
- And you sacrificed your looks?
- He sacrificed.

00:17:23.505 --> 00:17:25.799
He's completely hell-bent now.

00:17:25.883 --> 00:17:27.426
- Is this what we're doing?
- Is this what we're doing?

00:17:27.509 --> 00:17:29.344
'Cause I actually...
I have stuff I could do.

00:17:29.386 --> 00:17:30.888
Hey, that looks
like Granddad's mug.

00:17:30.971 --> 00:17:32.097
Hey, Chad.

00:17:32.181 --> 00:17:33.557
Did you bring that to Russia
with you?

00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:35.142
Does it? Don't think so.

00:17:35.225 --> 00:17:36.727
- A little bit.
- Hold it up to the camera.

00:17:36.769 --> 00:17:37.853
I don't think so.

00:17:37.936 --> 00:17:40.189
Chad talking about unkind.

00:17:40.272 --> 00:17:41.857
That comment you made before

00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:44.359
about my showing
or not showing up,

00:17:44.443 --> 00:17:48.197
I really took offense to that.

00:17:48.280 --> 00:17:49.448
Okay.

00:17:49.490 --> 00:17:51.283
Okay?

00:17:51.366 --> 00:17:52.701
Yeah.

00:17:52.743 --> 00:17:55.204
Can we please get back
to discussing the funeral?

00:17:55.245 --> 00:17:57.456
- Thank you, darling. Thank you.
- Thank you, Mama.

00:17:57.539 --> 00:17:59.208
Alex from the funeral home,

00:17:59.249 --> 00:18:00.918
he is gonna be
joining us shortly.

00:18:00.959 --> 00:18:02.586
- Wonderful.
- He's a very nice man.

00:18:02.669 --> 00:18:04.254
I've got a huge itinerary
for us,

00:18:04.296 --> 00:18:07.091
so we're gonna have
to move, move, move.

00:18:07.132 --> 00:18:08.425
Oh, hello, family.

00:18:08.467 --> 00:18:09.551
Hi, Alex.

00:18:09.635 --> 00:18:10.928
- Hi, Alex.
- Hey, Alex.

00:18:10.969 --> 00:18:13.138
Sorry about that.

00:18:13.222 --> 00:18:14.431
Ooh, ooh. Al?

00:18:14.515 --> 00:18:16.308
- Can you hear him?
- I'm having a little trouble.

00:18:16.350 --> 00:18:17.309
While he's figuring that out,

00:18:17.351 --> 00:18:19.353
I just wanna say I am so happy

00:18:19.436 --> 00:18:23.565
that Mom did not die of COVID.

00:18:23.649 --> 00:18:24.900
That she went peacefully.

00:18:24.942 --> 00:18:26.401
She died either way.

00:18:26.443 --> 00:18:27.569
Thanks for...

00:18:27.653 --> 00:18:28.654
Should we help him
or something?

00:18:28.737 --> 00:18:30.072
- Can't hear you.
- Restart the Zoom.

00:18:30.114 --> 00:18:32.157
Go to the settings and turn
on and off the audio.

00:18:32.241 --> 00:18:34.326
- It's working...
- Settings on and off!

00:18:34.409 --> 00:18:35.452
- Stop yelling.
- Robert?

00:18:35.536 --> 00:18:37.162
- Screaming doesn't help.
- Oh, dear Lord.

00:18:37.246 --> 00:18:38.497
Okay, how's-how's that?

00:18:38.580 --> 00:18:40.165
- Okay, yes, you're there.
- Yes. Good.

00:18:40.249 --> 00:18:42.167
- That's better.
- You're welcome, guys.

00:18:42.209 --> 00:18:43.418
Thank you.

00:18:43.502 --> 00:18:45.170
Again, my name is Alex,

00:18:45.254 --> 00:18:49.049
and I'm the manager here
at Cornerstone Funeral Home.

00:18:49.091 --> 00:18:51.885
Shall we get down
to the business of bereavement?

00:18:51.927 --> 00:18:53.428
Great.

00:18:53.512 --> 00:18:55.722
Let's discuss everything

00:18:55.764 --> 00:18:58.100
that Mabel wanted
from this event.

00:18:58.183 --> 00:18:59.935
Okay can I... can I just
stop you right there?

00:19:00.018 --> 00:19:02.646
I'm just wondering if...

00:19:02.729 --> 00:19:04.356
like, is event the right word?

00:19:05.149 --> 00:19:06.233
Please can we just go on
with this?

00:19:06.316 --> 00:19:07.484
- Yeah, sure.
- Yes, abs... thank you, Mama.

00:19:07.568 --> 00:19:09.278
I think personally that I know
exactly

00:19:09.361 --> 00:19:12.489
what Grandma wanted
for the service,

00:19:12.573 --> 00:19:14.241
- so I can dive right in.
- I know what she wanted too.

00:19:14.283 --> 00:19:15.742
I talked to her, too,
so I'm pretty prepared.

00:19:15.826 --> 00:19:17.536
And I knew too because
I had talked to her a bunch.

00:19:17.619 --> 00:19:18.745
So I've got some notes
right here.

00:19:18.829 --> 00:19:20.330
Yeah, I talked to her
a few days ago.

00:19:20.372 --> 00:19:21.498
I talked to her too
about a day ago.

00:19:21.582 --> 00:19:23.333
- Please, girls.
- I can't take this today.

00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:24.459
I was also texting with Kelly.

00:19:24.501 --> 00:19:26.670
- Not today.
- I can't hear it today.

00:19:26.712 --> 00:19:29.673
So first, well, I think what
we're gonna wanna do is,

00:19:29.715 --> 00:19:32.384
we're gonna decide
who is writing the obit.

00:19:32.426 --> 00:19:33.927
I should write the obituary.

00:19:33.969 --> 00:19:36.096
Alex, I don't... have you had
a chance to read my book?

00:19:36.138 --> 00:19:37.306
- I have not.
- Oh, come on.

00:19:39.766 --> 00:19:41.810
Second,
we'll get into the flowers.

00:19:41.852 --> 00:19:43.478
I will handle the flowers.

00:19:43.520 --> 00:19:45.606
- Thank you, Judith.
- Thanks, Judith.

00:19:45.647 --> 00:19:49.067
And then third, we'll get down
to the digital memorial service.

00:19:49.151 --> 00:19:50.611
Just seems so cold.

00:19:50.694 --> 00:19:52.946
- Mom, it's-it's the world.
- It's where we are now.

00:19:53.030 --> 00:19:54.364
Oh, you know, actually,
there's a lot we can do now

00:19:54.448 --> 00:19:58.202
digitally and remotely
that doesn't take away

00:19:58.285 --> 00:19:59.661
from the experience of-of...

00:19:59.745 --> 00:20:01.288
and the intimacy of
the experience as well.

00:20:01.371 --> 00:20:02.581
I mean,
I have been having therapy

00:20:02.664 --> 00:20:04.458
over Zoom since it all started,

00:20:04.541 --> 00:20:06.877
and it's-it's working for me.

00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:10.130
That is one over-share there.

00:20:10.214 --> 00:20:11.632
In your opinion, I guess.

00:20:11.673 --> 00:20:14.676
- I could never do therapy.
- It's so much lying.

00:20:14.718 --> 00:20:16.053
Lying?

00:20:16.136 --> 00:20:17.679
I'm not gonna tell a stranger
any of my real secrets,

00:20:17.721 --> 00:20:18.722
so I'd be lying.

00:20:18.805 --> 00:20:19.806
Well, you don't need therapy
because

00:20:19.848 --> 00:20:21.683
you-you...
you're never gonna have it.

00:20:21.767 --> 00:20:23.560
- Oh, why?
- Because she's perfect.

00:20:23.644 --> 00:20:25.437
Katie's so perfect, isn't she?

00:20:25.520 --> 00:20:26.480
Come on, no one's perfect.

00:20:26.563 --> 00:20:28.106
- Thank you, Mama.
- Thank you, Mama.

00:20:28.190 --> 00:20:31.193
Okay, let's talk about
what we'd like Grandma to wear.

00:20:31.235 --> 00:20:32.402
I think we need to make sure

00:20:32.444 --> 00:20:34.112
that she's buried
in her blue nightgown.

00:20:34.196 --> 00:20:35.614
- Yeah.
- She loved blue.

00:20:35.697 --> 00:20:37.115
She doesn't care
what she is buried in.

00:20:37.157 --> 00:20:38.075
- Yeah.
- Was her favorite color.

00:20:38.116 --> 00:20:39.576
She loved that blue nightgown.

00:20:39.660 --> 00:20:40.953
I don't really don't have
a strong opinion about that, so.

00:20:40.994 --> 00:20:42.120
Yeah, sure, I mean,

00:20:42.162 --> 00:20:43.163
she totally loved
her blue nightgown.

00:20:43.205 --> 00:20:44.248
Fine. It's fine.

00:20:44.331 --> 00:20:45.207
I do think she should not be

00:20:45.290 --> 00:20:46.291
bare-shouldered.

00:20:46.333 --> 00:20:47.834
I think a wrap or something

00:20:47.876 --> 00:20:49.544
over the nightgown
'cause it is cold.

00:20:49.628 --> 00:20:51.922
I feel so... I feel so sad

00:20:52.005 --> 00:20:54.716
for all the families
that have to go through this.

00:20:54.800 --> 00:20:57.594
I don't feel like we should have
a digital funeral.

00:20:57.636 --> 00:21:00.264
Honestly, I think it just...
it has to be in person.

00:21:00.305 --> 00:21:01.682
H-How's that gonna happen?

00:21:01.765 --> 00:21:04.810
I think we should vote
and see... because I don't feel.

00:21:04.893 --> 00:21:06.520
We already decided all this,
Dorsey.

00:21:06.603 --> 00:21:08.480
It has to be in real life.

00:21:08.522 --> 00:21:10.148
Gigi really wanted all of us
to get together.

00:21:10.232 --> 00:21:12.317
Given the circumstances,
I don't wanna be crude,

00:21:12.401 --> 00:21:14.444
but of course,
Mama and Bobby are elders.

00:21:14.528 --> 00:21:15.737
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

00:21:15.821 --> 00:21:17.489
Not that I'm not thinking
about you guys.

00:21:17.531 --> 00:21:20.200
Why don't we, like...
we could quarantine for 14 days?

00:21:20.284 --> 00:21:22.661
- Dear God.
- We're not gonna do that.

00:21:22.744 --> 00:21:23.620
Why not?

00:21:23.704 --> 00:21:24.830
How is Robert supposed
to get here?

00:21:24.913 --> 00:21:26.164
Thank you.

00:21:26.248 --> 00:21:27.916
Is that the guy who, like,
sold his soul to the devil

00:21:27.958 --> 00:21:29.584
so that he could live in Russia
for the rest of his life?

00:21:29.626 --> 00:21:31.712
It's not my fault I had to
expose the government's secrets.

00:21:31.795 --> 00:21:32.963
I'm sorry. I had to do that.

00:21:33.046 --> 00:21:34.756
- I think you know what?
- I think... thank you.

00:21:34.798 --> 00:21:37.968
I think we should vote,
and I vote for in-person.

00:21:38.010 --> 00:21:40.220
I'm in favor
of an in-person funeral.

00:21:40.304 --> 00:21:42.597
And at risk of doing something
I'm never gonna do again,

00:21:42.681 --> 00:21:44.057
I'm gonna agree with Dorsey.

00:21:44.141 --> 00:21:46.727
I think it would be important
for us all to be together.

00:21:46.810 --> 00:21:48.395
I think it would be
really good for Cassidy.

00:21:48.437 --> 00:21:50.063
All those people
for not in person?

00:21:50.147 --> 00:21:52.524
Everyone for not in person?
There we go.

00:21:52.566 --> 00:21:54.609
- Well.
- Look that this.

00:21:54.651 --> 00:21:56.737
- Is that your hand up, Alex?
- Alex, are you voting?

00:21:56.778 --> 00:21:58.030
- Do I get a vote?
- No.

00:21:58.113 --> 00:21:59.281
I don't know,
you started going like this.

00:21:59.323 --> 00:22:00.490
Oh, I was just counting
the hands

00:22:00.574 --> 00:22:02.159
to see who was up for what.

00:22:02.242 --> 00:22:03.201
Did you get a count?

00:22:03.285 --> 00:22:04.661
I threw my numbers off
when I...

00:22:04.745 --> 00:22:06.830
'cause you guys counted me,
and then I counted myself.

00:22:06.872 --> 00:22:09.333
But if I can get another vote.

00:22:09.374 --> 00:22:12.669
It looks like we need
a recount in North Carolina.

00:22:12.711 --> 00:22:14.838
Y'all, we have to talk
to Grandma's estate attorney,

00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:16.506
and you guys have been talking
about nothing,

00:22:16.548 --> 00:22:18.383
- and we've gotten nothing done.
- Oh, my God.

00:22:18.467 --> 00:22:20.135
Alex, thanks so much
for all your help.

00:22:20.218 --> 00:22:21.553
- Absolutely.
- Good luck with that meet up.

00:22:21.595 --> 00:22:22.804
Everybody just stay on.

00:22:22.888 --> 00:22:24.848
The same link for the attorney.
Stay on.

00:22:24.931 --> 00:22:26.308
- Okay, all right.
- I'm staying on.

00:22:26.391 --> 00:22:27.768
Bye.

00:22:31.646 --> 00:22:33.231
Hello, friends and family,
again.

00:22:34.900 --> 00:22:38.570
- I'm confused.
- It's me again, Alex.

00:22:38.653 --> 00:22:39.488
And now I know... I know you're
wondering...

00:22:39.529 --> 00:22:40.655
you're probably confused.

00:22:40.697 --> 00:22:42.699
Like, what is
the funeral director

00:22:42.783 --> 00:22:44.534
doing in a meeting with

00:22:44.618 --> 00:22:47.871
your grandmother's
estate attorney?

00:22:47.913 --> 00:22:51.917
The answer is I'm both.
I'm a... I'm a licensed attorney.

00:22:51.958 --> 00:22:54.503
It kinda made sense for me,
business-wise.

00:22:54.586 --> 00:22:55.629
You know, I had
the office space,

00:22:55.712 --> 00:22:57.130
built-in client base.

00:22:57.172 --> 00:22:58.131
Impressive.

00:22:58.173 --> 00:22:58.965
Hey, Bret, that sounds

00:22:59.007 --> 00:23:00.592
like a new business idea
for you.

00:23:00.634 --> 00:23:02.386
- Very funny, Robert.
- Potentially successful.

00:23:02.469 --> 00:23:04.388
There's a reason why,
you know,

00:23:04.471 --> 00:23:08.517
bail bondsmen set up across
the street from jails, right?

00:23:08.600 --> 00:23:10.560
- Oh, my God.
- Who-who found him?

00:23:10.644 --> 00:23:12.145
- Katie?
- One price.

00:23:12.229 --> 00:23:14.231
- I-I am in the "Pennysaver."
- He is in the "Pennysaver."

00:23:14.314 --> 00:23:16.566
Yeah, I mean, if anybody else
in your family passes

00:23:16.608 --> 00:23:21.154
or whatever, please use my...
my number, uh, one-stop shop.

00:23:21.238 --> 00:23:23.281
Yeah, and let's just get on
with it, please.

00:23:23.323 --> 00:23:29.663
Well, Mabel wanted
to address you all directly.

00:23:33.333 --> 00:23:36.294
Now?

00:23:36.378 --> 00:23:39.381
Hello to my wonderful family.

00:23:39.464 --> 00:23:43.927
If you're seeing this,
I'm not with you anymore.

00:23:44.010 --> 00:23:48.056
First of all, I just wanna say
how great, wonderful, fantastic

00:23:48.098 --> 00:23:50.976
it's been to be your mother,
your grandmother,

00:23:51.059 --> 00:23:52.811
and your great-grandmother.

00:23:52.853 --> 00:23:56.148
To every one of you,
that has been such a joy.

00:23:56.189 --> 00:23:59.609
I also wanna say how wonderful
it was

00:23:59.693 --> 00:24:01.695
when I fell in love with Judith.

00:24:01.736 --> 00:24:04.656
The four years with her
in New York

00:24:04.698 --> 00:24:07.909
and the marriage
was absolutely wonderful.

00:24:07.993 --> 00:24:10.245
Judith, I am sorry I had
to leave you,

00:24:10.287 --> 00:24:12.539
but I felt I had to come home
to die,

00:24:12.581 --> 00:24:14.583
and this is home.

00:24:14.624 --> 00:24:16.042
I just wanna say

00:24:16.126 --> 00:24:19.129
what sort of service
will you have for me?

00:24:19.171 --> 00:24:22.299
First of all, I'm not crazy
about the traditional service.

00:24:22.340 --> 00:24:24.009
Doesn't have to be that.

00:24:24.050 --> 00:24:26.511
I don't know,
maybe I don't believe in God.

00:24:26.553 --> 00:24:27.971
I know everybody thinks I want

00:24:28.013 --> 00:24:30.015
to be buried
in that blue nightgown.

00:24:30.056 --> 00:24:32.601
I don't give a ***
about the nightgown,

00:24:32.684 --> 00:24:35.187
so please come together

00:24:35.228 --> 00:24:38.565
and figure out where
I want to be buried and how,

00:24:38.648 --> 00:24:42.319
or else no one will know
where I'm being laid to rest.

00:24:42.402 --> 00:24:48.241
Next, I wanted to say that I am
very disappointed in the family

00:24:48.283 --> 00:24:51.036
in terms of what it's been
this last year.

00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:53.538
You've all been acting
like jackasses

00:24:53.622 --> 00:24:55.248
and keeping so many secrets

00:24:55.332 --> 00:24:59.044
from each other, and frankly,
well, I'm sick of it.

00:24:59.085 --> 00:25:02.714
Secrets keep people apart,
divided and distant.

00:25:02.756 --> 00:25:05.258
So I'm removing that element.

00:25:05.342 --> 00:25:09.095
First of all, Diane, I know
you thought that I love Bobby

00:25:09.137 --> 00:25:11.681
more than you, and I didn't.

00:25:11.765 --> 00:25:14.100
No, I loved you both the same.

00:25:14.184 --> 00:25:17.479
And Bobby, there is someone
that you must open up to.

00:25:17.562 --> 00:25:20.190
You must tell them
what you're feeling.

00:25:20.273 --> 00:25:21.650
Do it now.

00:25:21.691 --> 00:25:26.029
Bret, I know how hard
it's been since Megan died,

00:25:26.071 --> 00:25:28.698
and you've been raising Cassidy
on your own.

00:25:28.782 --> 00:25:30.450
It's very hard.

00:25:30.534 --> 00:25:31.660
And I want to say, Bret,

00:25:31.743 --> 00:25:35.580
I'm sorry I didn't invest
in your Barcalounger idea.

00:25:35.664 --> 00:25:39.000
And also, you never paid back
any of the loans

00:25:39.084 --> 00:25:41.753
that so many of us gave you.

00:25:41.795 --> 00:25:43.797
And now Katie, you and Kevin

00:25:43.838 --> 00:25:46.550
have got to work
your differences out.

00:25:46.633 --> 00:25:48.843
And-and most of all, though,
I wanna just thank you

00:25:48.927 --> 00:25:54.975
for taking care of me before
I moved here in this joint.

00:25:55.016 --> 00:25:57.519
And Dorsey, I wanted to tell you

00:25:57.561 --> 00:26:01.606
that I know that the allowance
I sent you helps and mostly

00:26:01.690 --> 00:26:05.694
because Max's dad was a poop.

00:26:05.777 --> 00:26:09.364
And now I wanted to mention
the arcade business.

00:26:09.447 --> 00:26:13.410
Well, it turns out that
there was embezzlement going on,

00:26:13.493 --> 00:26:14.995
and it wasn't Diane,

00:26:15.078 --> 00:26:18.039
it wasn't Bobby,
and it wasn't me.

00:26:18.123 --> 00:26:20.792
Robert, I just wanna say,
I wish you'd ask for money

00:26:20.875 --> 00:26:24.879
rather than doing it that way,
but that's what happens.

00:26:24.921 --> 00:26:27.966
It's not real. Is that real?

00:26:28.049 --> 00:26:29.843
Here's a big one
that I have to tell you.

00:26:29.926 --> 00:26:32.846
One of you is not a sibling.

00:26:32.929 --> 00:26:34.389
What the ***?

00:26:34.431 --> 00:26:37.851
I think I'll let you all
figure that one out together.

00:26:37.934 --> 00:26:40.687
And, you know, I-I think there's
something I should tell you

00:26:40.770 --> 00:26:43.189
that I don't... I don't think
any of you ever knew

00:26:43.273 --> 00:26:45.317
that I wanted to be a singer.

00:26:47.652 --> 00:26:49.571
I gotta get back to being dead.

00:26:49.654 --> 00:26:52.824
So goodbye for now.

00:27:00.290 --> 00:27:01.333
I gotta go.

00:27:06.755 --> 00:27:10.300
Wow, Alex, that was not
on our itinerary.

00:27:10.383 --> 00:27:13.011
Is that it? Is there more
video? Or is there...

00:27:13.053 --> 00:27:15.722
- Mm-hmm.
- Really? How many?

00:27:15.764 --> 00:27:17.349
There's a few more
I'll send out.

00:27:18.975 --> 00:27:20.602
I feel like
we should either start

00:27:20.685 --> 00:27:22.979
with Robert embezzling money...

00:27:23.063 --> 00:27:24.356
Yeah, let's start there.

00:27:24.439 --> 00:27:27.233
Or that one of us is not
related to the other one?

00:27:27.317 --> 00:27:28.485
I like that one.

00:27:28.526 --> 00:27:29.986
Mama, do you know anything
about this?

00:27:30.070 --> 00:27:31.154
What is she talking about?

00:27:31.237 --> 00:27:32.447
Do you know anything
about that? Mom?

00:27:32.489 --> 00:27:34.282
Are you and uncle Bobby
not brother and sister?

00:27:34.366 --> 00:27:35.283
Mama?

00:27:35.367 --> 00:27:36.284
Bobby?

00:27:36.368 --> 00:27:37.827
Yeah.

00:27:37.869 --> 00:27:39.204
Do you have anything to say?

00:27:39.287 --> 00:27:41.331
I didn't know
that she could sing.

00:27:41.373 --> 00:27:43.541
That's not the important thing
right now.

00:27:43.583 --> 00:27:45.585
She was also a stripper
for a short period of time.

00:27:45.669 --> 00:27:46.795
- What?
- What?

00:27:46.878 --> 00:27:47.921
What the ***
is going on here?

00:27:47.962 --> 00:27:49.464
Alex, do you have
more information?

00:27:49.547 --> 00:27:52.175
You can't just play something
like that for us and expect us.

00:27:52.258 --> 00:27:53.343
- I gotta say these are...
- these things

00:27:53.426 --> 00:27:54.969
are usually, you know,
a little juicy,

00:27:55.053 --> 00:27:56.346
but this one was a doozy.

00:27:56.429 --> 00:27:57.472
Ah, thank you, Alex.

00:27:57.555 --> 00:27:59.516
Thank you for your
professional legal advice.

00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:02.018
- It's Bret, isn't it?
- Why would it be me?

00:28:02.102 --> 00:28:03.144
Because you don't look
like us.

00:28:03.186 --> 00:28:05.689
- You don't look like us at all.
- Mom?

00:28:05.772 --> 00:28:07.857
- What?
- Is it Bret?

00:28:07.899 --> 00:28:09.818
Robert, Dorsey, and I look
like Dad.

00:28:09.901 --> 00:28:10.860
Katie looks like mom.

00:28:10.902 --> 00:28:12.737
Bret, you look like you walked

00:28:12.821 --> 00:28:13.905
out of the woods

00:28:13.988 --> 00:28:15.281
with the Wicker Man
or something.

00:28:15.365 --> 00:28:16.991
Lots of kids look different
than their parents.

00:28:17.075 --> 00:28:18.910
- Yes, they're called adopted.
- Come on now guys.

00:28:18.952 --> 00:28:20.787
This is... this is the opposite

00:28:20.829 --> 00:28:22.163
of what...
of what Mabel wants, isn't it?

00:28:22.247 --> 00:28:25.500
- Mom, was I adopted?
- Mom, was I adopted?

00:28:25.542 --> 00:28:26.960
- This is a *** show...
- Oh, my God.

00:28:27.001 --> 00:28:29.003
And no, no one is adopted.

00:28:29.045 --> 00:28:30.839
Judith, do you wanna weigh in
on this?

00:28:30.922 --> 00:28:33.216
All the pillow talk with our
grandmother for four years?

00:28:33.258 --> 00:28:34.300
Don't you have any input?

00:28:34.384 --> 00:28:35.468
Yeah, Judith,
what do you know?

00:28:35.552 --> 00:28:37.220
It's not for me to say.

00:28:37.262 --> 00:28:38.930
Well, somebody's
gotta *** say it.

00:28:39.013 --> 00:28:40.306
Well, I hope I'm not related
to you all.

00:28:40.390 --> 00:28:41.516
- I hope I'm not related.
- I understand this is hard

00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:43.977
to hear, but if you can
stay calm,

00:28:44.060 --> 00:28:46.396
I think it's the
best way forward.

00:28:46.438 --> 00:28:47.689
Okay.

00:28:47.772 --> 00:28:48.982
Not-not blame each other.

00:28:49.023 --> 00:28:50.358
I don't think Mabel wants that.

00:28:50.442 --> 00:28:52.068
But I want you all
to know that

00:28:52.152 --> 00:28:54.696
just because I don't have
any secrets

00:28:54.779 --> 00:28:57.615
doesn't mean,
I think any less of you, okay?

00:28:57.699 --> 00:28:59.242
There's some bombshells here.

00:28:59.325 --> 00:29:01.202
There's some digging
that needs to be done.

00:29:01.286 --> 00:29:02.579
But if I learned anything

00:29:02.662 --> 00:29:04.914
from my time
with the Purakara people,

00:29:04.998 --> 00:29:07.208
it's that we're all
in this together.

00:29:07.250 --> 00:29:10.879
And now we've gotta unpack
some stuff, guys.

00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:12.422
A-a lot of stuff.

00:29:12.505 --> 00:29:15.467
And Bret, you wanna give us
our *** money?

00:29:15.550 --> 00:29:18.636
Yeah, wait, raise your hand
if you've lent money to Bret.

00:29:18.678 --> 00:29:21.306
Come...

00:29:21.389 --> 00:29:24.350
I just wanna point out that
you guys have all given me ***

00:29:24.434 --> 00:29:26.394
for asking for investments

00:29:26.478 --> 00:29:28.396
- of money in businesses...
- Loans.

00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:29.481
And Dorsey
has been just straight up

00:29:29.522 --> 00:29:31.357
getting an allowance
this whole time?

00:29:31.399 --> 00:29:33.109
- Did you ask her for money?
- Well, here's what happened.

00:29:33.193 --> 00:29:34.360
Did you ask her
for an allowance?

00:29:34.402 --> 00:29:35.403
Okay.

00:29:35.487 --> 00:29:36.362
Well, Mama, of course
she asked her.

00:29:36.404 --> 00:29:38.198
Okay, it was a long time ago.

00:29:38.239 --> 00:29:41.409
It was around the time...
and Max, I'm really sorry...

00:29:41.451 --> 00:29:42.577
it was around the time
of the divorce,

00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:44.287
and I just didn't wanna
have to, like,

00:29:44.370 --> 00:29:47.207
owe Max's dad any money.

00:29:47.290 --> 00:29:50.210
And so she offered
to give me some money.

00:29:50.293 --> 00:29:53.171
I said that would really help.

00:29:53.254 --> 00:29:56.216
And then she just kind of
kept sending me

00:29:56.257 --> 00:29:57.717
that one amount
that we talked about.

00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:00.845
- So you didn't... yeah, you...
- but you didn't ask her to stop.

00:30:00.887 --> 00:30:03.348
Do you guys wanna maybe direct
some of your anger toward her?

00:30:03.389 --> 00:30:04.474
- Not really...
- If you think about it...

00:30:04.557 --> 00:30:05.725
'Cause Dorsey
doesn't owe me money.

00:30:05.767 --> 00:30:07.227
You owe me money, Bret.

00:30:07.268 --> 00:30:09.437
Yeah, and by the way,
I gave you money, Bret.

00:30:09.521 --> 00:30:12.106
So basically it was just like
Grandma giving you more money.

00:30:12.148 --> 00:30:14.234
You made investments,
and I'm sorry

00:30:14.317 --> 00:30:16.820
that those investments
didn't pay off.

00:30:16.861 --> 00:30:18.488
The ideas were good.

00:30:18.530 --> 00:30:19.989
- What's the idea?
- It's a Barcalounger.

00:30:20.031 --> 00:30:21.199
There's no idea.

00:30:21.241 --> 00:30:22.700
If it makes you happy,
I'm bankrupt.

00:30:22.784 --> 00:30:24.536
I can't deal
with this right now.

00:30:24.619 --> 00:30:25.787
I do wanna address one thing,

00:30:25.870 --> 00:30:28.873
and that is Kevin and I,
and we're fine.

00:30:28.915 --> 00:30:32.710
And I don't know what
exactly Grandma's talking about.

00:30:32.752 --> 00:30:34.420
- What was the thing...
- Where is Kevin?

00:30:34.462 --> 00:30:35.964
That she said that you need
to work out your thing?

00:30:36.047 --> 00:30:39.259
- Is he living with you?
- He's been... he has the virus.

00:30:39.300 --> 00:30:42.053
He has been in the garage
for the whole month.

00:30:42.136 --> 00:30:43.388
We have to be cautious.

00:30:43.471 --> 00:30:44.472
You don't have to be
that careful.

00:30:44.556 --> 00:30:45.974
Hasn't he been tested again?

00:30:46.015 --> 00:30:49.227
- He wants to be careful, okay?
- Let's be very clear.

00:30:49.310 --> 00:30:51.187
Ah! God damn it! God damn it!

00:30:51.271 --> 00:30:53.064
I'm ending this meeting,
I'm sick of this.

00:30:53.147 --> 00:30:54.190
Wait, you have to make
a decision.

00:30:54.232 --> 00:30:55.358
Katie.

00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:56.484
Somebody in the meeting

00:30:56.568 --> 00:30:59.028
is not related to the family.

00:30:59.070 --> 00:30:59.904
Make it so she can't end
the Zoom.

00:30:59.988 --> 00:31:00.905
Stop.

00:31:00.989 --> 00:31:01.990
God damn it.

00:31:02.073 --> 00:31:03.324
What an absolute shocker.

00:31:03.408 --> 00:31:05.994
- She's such a baby.
- You ***s.

00:31:17.338 --> 00:31:19.173
Thanks, Mom.

00:31:34.939 --> 00:31:38.651
- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
- I'm tired.

00:31:38.735 --> 00:31:40.778
Why is your brother
screaming every second?

00:31:40.820 --> 00:31:42.655
No one can do one thing
without me.

00:31:42.739 --> 00:31:44.991
Stop filming me.

00:31:45.033 --> 00:31:46.492
Look how crazy my mom is.

00:31:46.534 --> 00:31:47.702
What are you doing?

00:31:47.785 --> 00:31:49.537
You're supposed to be doing
Zoom school.

00:31:49.579 --> 00:31:53.333
What the hell are you doing?
I said stop filming me!

00:31:53.374 --> 00:31:56.502
We all cope or don't cope
in different way.

00:31:56.586 --> 00:32:00.632
I swear to God,
if you film me one more time...

00:32:00.715 --> 00:32:04.677
And during the lockdown,
it was mostly not coping.

00:32:04.761 --> 00:32:06.763
Katie trying to be
the perfect mother

00:32:06.804 --> 00:32:11.684
would refer to this as
an amplified reprimand.

00:32:11.768 --> 00:32:13.853
Her kids just thought
she had lost it.

00:32:18.066 --> 00:32:22.403
- Max, what is that?
- What are you doing?

00:32:22.487 --> 00:32:23.613
Nothing.

00:32:23.696 --> 00:32:26.324
- I can smell that.
- Give it to me.

00:32:26.407 --> 00:32:27.951
It's just a little weed, Mom.

00:32:28.034 --> 00:32:29.285
You're smoking weed?

00:32:29.369 --> 00:32:31.621
- It helps calm my nerves.
- I don't.

00:32:31.663 --> 00:32:33.289
- How do you have nerves?
- You're 17.

00:32:33.331 --> 00:32:34.832
And I'm right there.

00:32:34.874 --> 00:32:37.001
Are you, like, not scared
of me at all?

00:32:37.085 --> 00:32:39.420
- I'm sorry.
- Where did you get it?

00:32:39.504 --> 00:32:40.838
I got it in LA.

00:32:40.922 --> 00:32:43.049
You brought it in there
with us?

00:32:43.132 --> 00:32:45.593
- Yeah.
- What if I got pulled over?

00:32:45.677 --> 00:32:46.761
I would have to lie.

00:32:46.844 --> 00:32:48.972
I would have to say
that it is mine

00:32:49.055 --> 00:32:51.808
and that I was endangering
the life of my child.

00:32:51.891 --> 00:32:55.269
And you would get taken away
from me forever.

00:32:55.311 --> 00:32:57.271
Maybe, I mean, that's a little
extreme 'cause you're old,

00:32:57.355 --> 00:32:59.774
but, like, how long
have you been smoking weed?

00:32:59.816 --> 00:33:03.194
Not too long, just since
the start of the pandemic.

00:33:03.277 --> 00:33:04.487
You're endangering us.

00:33:04.529 --> 00:33:05.530
I didn't really think of it
like that.

00:33:05.613 --> 00:33:08.324
- And your brain cells.
- I'm sorry.

00:33:08.366 --> 00:33:10.702
And you're not even sharing.

00:33:10.785 --> 00:33:12.161
- I mean.
- Just kidding.

00:33:12.203 --> 00:33:13.955
The world's a bunch of ***
right now.

00:33:14.038 --> 00:33:15.707
I mean, I... thinking
about my future

00:33:15.748 --> 00:33:17.750
and everything going on,

00:33:17.834 --> 00:33:20.211
- it's-it's-it's a hell of a lot.
- The world isn't ***.

00:33:20.253 --> 00:33:23.381
It's really... maybe, like, right
this exact second,

00:33:23.423 --> 00:33:24.799
but everything changes.

00:33:24.882 --> 00:33:26.300
Things change so fast,
and, honey,

00:33:26.384 --> 00:33:28.636
you don't have to know anything
about your life right now.

00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.847
And then things are supposed
to *** when you're 17

00:33:30.930 --> 00:33:31.889
'cause if they're
really great now,

00:33:31.973 --> 00:33:33.683
then where do you go from here?

00:33:33.766 --> 00:33:36.686
Imagine if this is the best year
of your life,

00:33:36.728 --> 00:33:38.187
then how much is that
gonna solve?

00:33:38.271 --> 00:33:40.398
I mean, my dad is-is a poop.

00:33:40.481 --> 00:33:42.400
I mean, and to be... you're
all I got.

00:33:42.483 --> 00:33:44.569
And to be fair, you're a poop
too sometimes, but...

00:33:44.610 --> 00:33:46.029
No, I get it. I know.

00:33:46.070 --> 00:33:48.197
You're less of a ***
than he is.

00:33:51.909 --> 00:33:53.619
- I'm gonna go in there.
- Why don't you take a walk?

00:33:53.703 --> 00:33:54.746
Actually, why don't we go?

00:33:54.787 --> 00:33:56.456
I'm really hungry
all of a sudden.

00:33:56.497 --> 00:33:59.667
- Okay.
- Do you wanna just... wait.

00:33:59.709 --> 00:34:01.627
It's gonna get better.

00:34:01.669 --> 00:34:03.004
I doubt it.

00:34:03.046 --> 00:34:05.173
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy,
say it with me.

00:34:05.214 --> 00:34:06.632
I love paper towels.

00:34:06.716 --> 00:34:08.801
Think of everything
you use them for.

00:34:08.885 --> 00:34:10.887
Think of everything
that you haven't used them for,

00:34:10.928 --> 00:34:14.724
but you will,
and if you can't do that,

00:34:14.766 --> 00:34:17.977
I-I-I would move on
right onto paper boxes.

00:34:18.061 --> 00:34:21.105
Yeah, yeah.

00:34:21.189 --> 00:34:22.315
Hey, listen to me.
You know what?

00:34:22.356 --> 00:34:23.649
I'm getting a call.

00:34:23.733 --> 00:34:24.984
We will talk soon.

00:34:25.068 --> 00:34:29.447
Think about what I said.
Thank you.

00:34:29.489 --> 00:34:30.448
Hi.

00:34:30.531 --> 00:34:31.532
Hello.

00:34:31.616 --> 00:34:33.409
How are you?

00:34:33.493 --> 00:34:35.036
I have been better.

00:34:38.081 --> 00:34:40.416
You know, you're gonna have
to deal with it.

00:34:40.500 --> 00:34:41.834
Excuse me.

00:34:41.918 --> 00:34:44.003
I think you're right in there
with me.

00:34:44.087 --> 00:34:45.296
I'm aware.

00:34:45.379 --> 00:34:49.717
I really just cleaned up
your *** after you abdicated.

00:34:49.801 --> 00:34:51.135
Thank you.

00:34:51.177 --> 00:34:56.182
I-I just called to see
how you were doing and...

00:35:04.899 --> 00:35:06.734
Good talk. Thanks.

00:35:11.197 --> 00:35:13.449
They can't keep it
on the shelves.

00:35:13.491 --> 00:35:15.868
Thank you, God. Yes.

00:35:15.952 --> 00:35:19.914
My book is number one
in North Dakota and Nebraska?

00:35:21.666 --> 00:35:23.084
Oh, thank you, God.

00:35:23.167 --> 00:35:24.836
Thank you, God.
I can't believe this.

00:35:24.877 --> 00:35:25.837
- Chad!
- Yes, thank you God.

00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:27.713
This is God.

00:35:27.797 --> 00:35:30.216
I have no idea
what you're talking about,

00:35:30.299 --> 00:35:33.636
but it's not all about you,
is it?

00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:35.012
It's about the money
you will give

00:35:35.054 --> 00:35:37.223
to your brother, Robert.

00:35:42.311 --> 00:35:43.437
Not funny, Robert.

00:35:43.521 --> 00:35:44.897
I think it's pretty cute.

00:35:44.981 --> 00:35:47.650
How long have you been
inside of my security system?

00:35:47.692 --> 00:35:51.154
- I was always here, my son.
- Even with the 
*.

00:35:51.195 --> 00:35:54.282
- That is not cool.
- You voyeuristic pervert.

00:35:54.365 --> 00:35:56.826
Do you understand me?
Quit hacking our ***.

00:35:56.868 --> 00:35:58.286
Okay, I mean I'm not.

00:35:58.369 --> 00:35:59.996
- No one likes it.
- No, but it's a thing.

00:36:00.037 --> 00:36:01.873
It's like a... it's like
you don't get it

00:36:01.914 --> 00:36:03.583
when normal people get it.

00:36:03.624 --> 00:36:04.750
Do you know what I mean by that?

00:36:04.792 --> 00:36:07.920
No, but yes, but no.

00:36:07.962 --> 00:36:09.505
Anyway, dude, I miss you.

00:36:09.589 --> 00:36:11.465
I was calling to say hey to
my big bro.

00:36:11.549 --> 00:36:13.843
Yeah, well, it's a weird way
to do it, man.

00:36:13.926 --> 00:36:15.970
Hi, how are you?

00:36:16.053 --> 00:36:21.017
- I'm really lonely.
- Really cold.

00:36:21.100 --> 00:36:22.560
Hey, I read your book.

00:36:22.643 --> 00:36:24.228
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:36:25.396 --> 00:36:27.732
- Well.
- It's really good.

00:36:27.773 --> 00:36:31.235
It's very data-driven,
I would say,

00:36:31.277 --> 00:36:33.196
which is not usually my...

00:36:33.237 --> 00:36:36.616
It's my personal retelling
of a traumatic event in my life.

00:36:36.657 --> 00:36:38.701
It's not data-driven.
I mean, that happened.

00:36:38.784 --> 00:36:42.455
A javelin came through and
stabbed me in my torso cavity.

00:36:42.538 --> 00:36:44.498
This is really great
and long-winded.

00:36:44.540 --> 00:36:45.958
I read it in the book.

00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:47.210
Fantastic. I love it.

00:36:47.293 --> 00:36:50.338
Millimeters, Robert, okay?

00:36:50.379 --> 00:36:53.966
Chad would find out later
that the-the success of his book

00:36:54.050 --> 00:36:57.887
was due to a glitch
in an algorithm at Amazon.

00:36:57.929 --> 00:37:01.557
And Robert will later take
credit for that said glitch.

00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:02.475
Moving in and I knew it.

00:37:02.558 --> 00:37:05.102
I have, you know,
and I got myself up.

00:37:05.144 --> 00:37:06.604
Not to mention I just felt
an outhouse

00:37:06.646 --> 00:37:07.438
for these people, so...

00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:09.148
Do you remember
when we watched...

00:37:09.190 --> 00:37:11.150
we watched "The Omen,"

00:37:11.192 --> 00:37:12.318
and Mom yelled down,

00:37:12.401 --> 00:37:13.653
and they're like,
"Is everything okay?"

00:37:13.736 --> 00:37:16.155
And Bret was in the corner,
vomiting from it.

00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:17.865
I mean, that was "Goonies,"
but yeah.

00:37:17.949 --> 00:37:19.200
But any... anyway,
I'm just calling

00:37:19.283 --> 00:37:21.202
because Bret and I want
to play "PUBG."

00:37:21.285 --> 00:37:24.163
So if you're
down, meet you in five.

00:37:24.205 --> 00:37:25.873
Yeah, right now?

00:37:25.915 --> 00:37:29.085
- I said, meet you in five.
- That indicates five minutes.

00:37:29.168 --> 00:37:31.254
- Okay.
- Kevin!

00:37:33.547 --> 00:37:34.465
I'm exhausted.

00:37:34.548 --> 00:37:37.301
I mean, look, we gotta tell
the kids.

00:37:37.385 --> 00:37:41.639
How? Like just tear
the Band-Aid off, like, tonight?

00:37:41.681 --> 00:37:42.723
Yeah, okay.

00:37:42.807 --> 00:37:44.016
All right.

00:37:44.058 --> 00:37:47.853
And then you gotta...
you gotta go.

00:37:47.895 --> 00:37:51.107
- Leave here?
- No, go.

00:37:51.190 --> 00:37:54.068
Oh, nah.

00:37:54.110 --> 00:37:55.403
No, go.

00:37:55.444 --> 00:37:56.988
Take your *** stuff
and get it out.

00:37:57.071 --> 00:37:59.699
I love it here. Love it.

00:37:59.782 --> 00:38:01.450
What are you possibly
talking about?

00:38:01.534 --> 00:38:03.953
I'm finally myself, like,
I've found my voice.

00:38:04.036 --> 00:38:07.248
- Now you're finding yourself.
- And what is yourself look like?

00:38:07.290 --> 00:38:09.333
I've grown more confident.

00:38:09.375 --> 00:38:11.711
I think I've found, like,
the truth.

00:38:11.794 --> 00:38:13.421
Okay, get-get the *** out,
Kevin.

00:38:13.504 --> 00:38:14.672
I'm gonna go back into my home
when

00:38:14.755 --> 00:38:16.215
I feel, like, comfortable
with myself.

00:38:16.299 --> 00:38:17.883
Okay, my brothers will come
and remove you.

00:38:17.925 --> 00:38:19.010
- Okay.
- Bye.

00:38:19.093 --> 00:38:20.219
- That's doubtful, but...
- Start packing.

00:38:20.261 --> 00:38:21.846
Let 'em try.

00:38:21.887 --> 00:38:22.930
- Ugh.
- What?

00:38:23.014 --> 00:38:24.765
I said, ugh!

00:38:45.494 --> 00:38:50.249
Boo. I'm a ghost. Hi, family.

00:38:50.333 --> 00:38:52.126
Something tells me that
you still

00:38:52.209 --> 00:38:54.879
haven't figured out
where to bury me.

00:38:54.920 --> 00:38:56.630
I'm tired, kids.

00:38:56.714 --> 00:39:00.009
Can you hurry it up?
Now, how could I forget?

00:39:00.092 --> 00:39:04.138
I-I have not mentioned yet
my great-grandchildren,

00:39:04.221 --> 00:39:07.641
but Max and Cassidy,
it's now your turn.

00:39:07.683 --> 00:39:11.103
Maxwell,
stop downloading so much *.

00:39:11.187 --> 00:39:12.688
I mean, you can stream it,

00:39:12.772 --> 00:39:14.899
but downloading,
that means your mom

00:39:14.982 --> 00:39:18.527
has to buy you a new computer
about every 18 months,

00:39:18.569 --> 00:39:21.572
and her allowance
isn't that much.

00:39:21.614 --> 00:39:23.866
And Bret, you really should
pay attention

00:39:23.949 --> 00:39:26.285
to your credit card bills.

00:39:26.369 --> 00:39:30.081
Right, Cassidy? My sugar plum.

00:39:30.164 --> 00:39:33.376
And Bobby, hey, how's it going?

00:39:33.459 --> 00:39:35.419
Got anything
you wanna talk about?

00:39:35.503 --> 00:39:37.963
Your own little secret?

00:39:38.005 --> 00:39:40.800
Also, we are rich.

00:39:40.883 --> 00:39:45.971
I mean really filthy stinking,
*** rich.

00:39:46.055 --> 00:39:47.723
Goodbye.

00:39:49.350 --> 00:39:51.268
- Okay.
- Max.

00:39:51.310 --> 00:39:54.271
Cassidy? Cassidy?

00:39:54.313 --> 00:39:55.439
Cassidy, open up.

00:39:55.523 --> 00:39:57.608
Have you been using
my credit cards?

00:39:57.650 --> 00:39:59.276
Mom, what does she mean
by rich?

00:39:59.318 --> 00:40:00.986
- It's-it's news.
- It's news to me.

00:40:01.028 --> 00:40:02.488
- Like, how rich?
- And, Bobby, is it news to you?

00:40:02.571 --> 00:40:04.323
- What does that mean?
- I have no idea.

00:40:04.365 --> 00:40:06.242
Is it enough money
if someone wanted

00:40:06.325 --> 00:40:08.202
to start a life on their own?

00:40:08.244 --> 00:40:09.537
Just let's say someone,

00:40:09.578 --> 00:40:11.205
maybe didn't
wanna be married to the person

00:40:11.247 --> 00:40:13.040
that they're married to anymore
and they had three kids.

00:40:13.082 --> 00:40:14.917
Like, would it be enough money
for that person?

00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:17.920
Or maybe enough money to stop
taking money from your grandma?

00:40:17.962 --> 00:40:20.840
Are we talking about, like,
if somebody on this list

00:40:20.923 --> 00:40:23.634
wanted to do a little nip
and tuck and a little pull up

00:40:23.717 --> 00:40:25.302
and a ring light
that just, like,

00:40:25.344 --> 00:40:26.220
hovers around them
all the time...

00:40:26.303 --> 00:40:27.638
Not cool. Not cool.

00:40:27.680 --> 00:40:31.642
- Is it that kind of rich?
- Uh, not that rich.

00:40:31.684 --> 00:40:33.644
If anyone's gonna get a lot
of money, it's me.

00:40:33.686 --> 00:40:35.020
I'd be worried
if I were some of y'all.

00:40:35.062 --> 00:40:37.648
Judith, yeah, what does
she mean by rich, rich?

00:40:37.731 --> 00:40:39.066
- That's not for me to say.
- I'm-I'm afraid.

00:40:39.108 --> 00:40:41.944
- It's not for you to say?
- Not for you to say?

00:40:42.027 --> 00:40:44.321
Say something. Come on.

00:40:44.405 --> 00:40:45.823
- Oh, my God.
- Judith?

00:40:45.906 --> 00:40:47.950
- Guys, get your *** together.
- Judith? Judith?

00:40:48.033 --> 00:40:49.952
Like, what are we doing
wasting time like this?

00:40:50.035 --> 00:40:51.620
Wait, wait.

00:40:51.662 --> 00:40:54.999
Way to go, Chad. Now she's gone.

00:40:55.040 --> 00:40:59.044
Nothing like an inheritance
to get the family greed boiling.

00:40:59.128 --> 00:41:00.796
But I think Mabel's lying.

00:41:00.838 --> 00:41:04.592
There are many definitions
of rich.

00:41:04.675 --> 00:41:05.968
That's her body.

00:41:06.051 --> 00:41:09.221
Task Rabbit, whoo!
Up you go. Let's go.

00:41:09.305 --> 00:41:11.932
Follow that hearse, honey.
Let's go. Come on, now.

00:41:11.974 --> 00:41:13.767
- Up you go. Follow that hearse.
- All right.

00:41:13.851 --> 00:41:16.103
- Go, go, go, go.
- All right.

00:41:16.145 --> 00:41:18.105
Follow the hearse.

00:41:18.147 --> 00:41:19.523
Oh, Jesus.

00:41:19.607 --> 00:41:21.984
It's harder than it looks,
Judith.

00:41:22.026 --> 00:41:23.235
This hearse is a lot faster

00:41:23.319 --> 00:41:25.446
than I am.

00:41:25.488 --> 00:41:27.740
- Hi, Bobby.
- Hi, listen, Judith.

00:41:27.823 --> 00:41:30.784
I am so sorry that it's under
these circumstances,

00:41:30.868 --> 00:41:33.162
but I'm very happy
to be able to talk to you.

00:41:33.204 --> 00:41:35.372
I'm a little busy
at the moment, Bobby.

00:41:35.414 --> 00:41:36.624
So what's-what's up?

00:41:36.707 --> 00:41:38.292
I just wanted to know

00:41:38.375 --> 00:41:42.963
how Mom felt about me,
actually, is the question.

00:41:43.047 --> 00:41:45.424
I think she wanted you
to come home,

00:41:45.466 --> 00:41:47.718
and you never did that.

00:41:47.801 --> 00:41:49.595
So I think she was hurt.

00:41:49.637 --> 00:41:51.931
The last thing I wanted to do
was to hurt her.

00:41:51.972 --> 00:41:55.059
I couldn't come home.
If-if I could, I would've.

00:41:55.142 --> 00:41:57.311
You know what, hey,
it's-it's not about me.

00:41:57.353 --> 00:41:58.979
How are you?

00:41:59.021 --> 00:42:01.649
Well, I'm heartbroken,
actually.

00:42:03.067 --> 00:42:06.570
I loved your mother very much,
and I don't know

00:42:06.612 --> 00:42:10.658
that I will ever get over not
being with her when she died.

00:42:10.741 --> 00:42:12.785
Well, I mean, you were there
with us on the Zoom.

00:42:12.826 --> 00:42:15.037
- No, no, no, no.
- She didn't want me there.

00:42:15.120 --> 00:42:19.667
That act of pushing you away
was a demonstration of love.

00:42:19.750 --> 00:42:22.253
She-she knew
she was going to die.

00:42:22.336 --> 00:42:25.714
She knew that was going
to just break your heart in two.

00:42:25.798 --> 00:42:27.049
I see what you're saying,

00:42:27.091 --> 00:42:28.968
but I have to say
it still hurts.

00:42:29.051 --> 00:42:30.844
- It sounds painful.
- Oh, God.

00:42:30.886 --> 00:42:32.846
- Who is that?
- Never mind. Never mind.

00:42:32.888 --> 00:42:34.515
- Never mind?
- Is somebody else on the line?

00:42:34.598 --> 00:42:36.600
Oh, ***. Oh, wait.

00:42:36.642 --> 00:42:38.269
Then I gotta make... I gotta make
a U-turn.

00:42:38.310 --> 00:42:40.271
- She's doing a task for me.
- An errand.

00:42:40.312 --> 00:42:41.814
God please let me make
the roller derby team.

00:42:41.897 --> 00:42:43.566
Just don't-don't-don't worry
about it.

00:42:43.649 --> 00:42:48.529
Listen, I think that if she knew
what you were contemplating,

00:42:48.612 --> 00:42:51.323
I think she would tell you
to do it

00:42:51.365 --> 00:42:53.409
and that she's proud of you.

00:42:53.492 --> 00:42:54.660
Thank you, thank you.

00:42:54.702 --> 00:42:57.371
She sounds like
a really amazing woman.

00:42:57.454 --> 00:42:59.331
Oh, my... okay.

00:42:59.415 --> 00:43:00.791
My mother was
the complete opposite.

00:43:00.874 --> 00:43:02.710
- You're welcome, Bobby.
- You're welcome.

00:43:02.751 --> 00:43:04.086
She didn't like anything
I did.

00:43:04.169 --> 00:43:05.754
Oh, Task... whoo!

00:43:05.796 --> 00:43:07.590
Task Rabbit, snap out of it now.

00:43:07.631 --> 00:43:08.799
Come on now.

00:43:08.841 --> 00:43:11.176
I think you have to track
that body.

00:43:11.260 --> 00:43:12.595
Okay, I'm sorry.

00:43:12.636 --> 00:43:14.054
Look ahead.

00:43:14.138 --> 00:43:17.641
Look where you're going.
Yes, is that the funeral home?

00:43:17.683 --> 00:43:19.768
Wait, I think I see
the funeral home.

00:43:19.852 --> 00:43:23.022
- Oh, my...
- Oh, my God. I did it.

00:43:23.105 --> 00:43:25.065
I did... I may have
to charge extra, Judith.

00:43:25.149 --> 00:43:26.233
I'm exhausted.

00:43:26.275 --> 00:43:27.401
- Judith?
- Yes.

00:43:27.443 --> 00:43:30.070
Are you following the body?

00:43:30.112 --> 00:43:31.780
That's exactly
what she's doing, yes.

00:43:31.864 --> 00:43:33.907
Look, I miss her,
and I wanna...

00:43:33.949 --> 00:43:36.660
I wanna know where her body is

00:43:36.744 --> 00:43:38.787
until we bury her properly.

00:43:38.829 --> 00:43:40.122
That's sweet.

00:43:40.205 --> 00:43:42.791
I'm sorry to say this
to you, Bobby.

00:43:42.833 --> 00:43:44.376
I think your mother believed

00:43:44.460 --> 00:43:47.463
that the family
that she knew and loved was dead

00:43:47.504 --> 00:43:53.135
and that what you need to do
is to begin again as a family

00:43:53.218 --> 00:43:58.349
and to do that with the truth,
is that making sense?

00:43:58.432 --> 00:43:59.391
Yeah, yeah, it does.

00:43:59.433 --> 00:44:00.809
I think maybe this is
a good time

00:44:00.893 --> 00:44:02.978
for me to... for me to go.

00:44:03.062 --> 00:44:05.481
- Whoo-hoo.
- This task is not complete.

00:44:05.564 --> 00:44:06.607
- Geez, fine.
- Okay?

00:44:06.649 --> 00:44:08.150
So I'll just let you know.

00:44:08.233 --> 00:44:10.194
I need you to keep streaming.
Bobby.

00:44:10.277 --> 00:44:13.364
- Yes, yes.
- I have to go. Bye, now.

00:44:25.709 --> 00:44:29.546
Eww. Max, stop it.

00:44:31.256 --> 00:44:33.300
You can't just fart in here.

00:44:36.303 --> 00:44:37.471
Hey, Mama.

00:44:37.554 --> 00:44:39.473
Still the only one
who calls me on that thing.

00:44:39.515 --> 00:44:42.976
- I'm on your fridge again?
- I called your regular email.

00:44:43.018 --> 00:44:45.104
Yeah, yeah, well,
you can't call an email,

00:44:45.187 --> 00:44:47.481
and you email
my college email still,

00:44:47.564 --> 00:44:50.401
which is just like
a burner sign up email.

00:44:50.484 --> 00:44:53.779
Forget it. What's up?

00:44:53.862 --> 00:44:55.739
How are the kids?

00:44:55.781 --> 00:44:57.658
They're good.

00:44:57.741 --> 00:45:01.954
Just hoping...
it's just Zoom school is so...

00:45:03.831 --> 00:45:05.040
What?

00:45:06.792 --> 00:45:08.043
I may have made a mistake,

00:45:08.127 --> 00:45:09.920
and I wanted
to talk to you about it.

00:45:10.003 --> 00:45:11.964
Okay.

00:45:12.005 --> 00:45:13.716
I know this pandemic's
got me...

00:45:13.757 --> 00:45:15.342
it's smooshing me.

00:45:15.384 --> 00:45:18.137
It's-it's... I mean,
it's, like, some...

00:45:18.220 --> 00:45:22.349
some kind of inner jelly
is spilling through.

00:45:23.142 --> 00:45:26.311
Small mistakes can be fixed.

00:45:26.395 --> 00:45:28.731
Big mistakes, some are so big
that they...

00:45:28.814 --> 00:45:31.150
you can't even see them.

00:45:31.191 --> 00:45:33.527
They're so big
they change everything.

00:45:33.569 --> 00:45:36.280
They change you.

00:45:36.363 --> 00:45:41.118
- Mama, okay, what happened?
- What?

00:45:41.201 --> 00:45:44.204
Do you have, like,
an entire second family

00:45:44.246 --> 00:45:45.873
or something
that we don't even know about?

00:45:45.956 --> 00:45:47.291
No.

00:45:47.374 --> 00:45:52.504
- Okay, then what is it?
- Katie, I...

00:45:55.007 --> 00:45:59.094
I wanted to tell you that I...

00:46:03.140 --> 00:46:05.225
Mama, I gotta call you back.

00:46:08.353 --> 00:46:09.938
Stay away from that rooster!

00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:11.190
To the west,
to the west toilet.

00:46:11.273 --> 00:46:12.691
Three guys.

00:46:12.775 --> 00:46:14.777
Hey, can you guys drop ammo
for me?

00:46:14.860 --> 00:46:16.904
Ammo, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha,
gotcha. Top tower.

00:46:16.987 --> 00:46:20.365
No, not yet. Not yet.

00:46:20.449 --> 00:46:21.700
- Got 'em.
- All right.

00:46:21.784 --> 00:46:22.993
On the count of three.

00:46:23.076 --> 00:46:26.371
- Boom, baby.
- You got...

00:46:26.455 --> 00:46:27.498
Do you think
we should have tried

00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:28.749
to play video games
with Mabel?

00:46:28.832 --> 00:46:31.877
Every shot is a headshot.

00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:33.420
I miss her.

00:46:33.504 --> 00:46:34.546
What if we brought her on
and she just *** owned?

00:46:34.588 --> 00:46:37.090
- She really was.
- She's kooky as ***.

00:46:37.132 --> 00:46:38.467
She was fun, though.

00:46:38.550 --> 00:46:40.260
Remember that time
that she gave you whiskey

00:46:40.302 --> 00:46:41.470
for your 16th birthday

00:46:41.553 --> 00:46:44.139
and Dad got so mad at her?

00:46:44.181 --> 00:46:46.141
- Yeah.
- Hey, Bret, I gotta ask you,

00:46:46.183 --> 00:46:48.310
what is going on
with Cassidy's make up?

00:46:48.352 --> 00:46:50.187
Oh, my gosh. Yes.

00:46:50.270 --> 00:46:51.438
- I mean.
- Details.

00:46:51.522 --> 00:46:52.523
Being a teenager is hard

00:46:52.606 --> 00:46:54.066
these days, you know
what I mean?

00:46:54.149 --> 00:46:55.192
Especially right now.

00:46:55.275 --> 00:46:56.527
Can't see your friends,
you know,

00:46:56.568 --> 00:46:58.403
she's worried about the
funeral.

00:46:58.487 --> 00:47:00.364
One thing I remember
when I was growing up,

00:47:00.405 --> 00:47:01.949
Mom used to tell me

00:47:02.032 --> 00:47:06.411
that the kind of guys she liked,
were, like, the gentlemen

00:47:06.453 --> 00:47:07.538
who treated her nice

00:47:07.621 --> 00:47:08.831
and pulled out her chair
and stuff.

00:47:08.914 --> 00:47:10.415
But really what I realized now
in hindsight is

00:47:10.457 --> 00:47:11.583
what she was doing is,

00:47:11.625 --> 00:47:14.294
she was basically telling
me how to be.

00:47:14.336 --> 00:47:16.046
So maybe you could use some

00:47:16.129 --> 00:47:18.841
subversive kind of stuff
on Cassidy

00:47:18.882 --> 00:47:21.552
and say, like, how much
you enjoyed it

00:47:21.635 --> 00:47:24.054
when women don't wear makeup.

00:47:24.137 --> 00:47:26.640
- She's a pretty smart kid.
- I feel like she's gonna see

00:47:26.723 --> 00:47:29.059
right through that
and, like, use some sort of,

00:47:29.142 --> 00:47:31.228
like, judo, reverse psychology

00:47:31.311 --> 00:47:33.021
and turn my own energy
back on me

00:47:33.105 --> 00:47:35.023
and all of a sudden,
I'll be wearing makeup.

00:47:35.107 --> 00:47:38.360
Okay, let's move
to the southwest quadrant.

00:47:38.443 --> 00:47:39.611
There's no one here.

00:47:39.653 --> 00:47:41.989
Robert, are you feeling
safe out there

00:47:42.072 --> 00:47:45.492
or do you feel like the pipe
fitter's union is after you?

00:47:45.576 --> 00:47:46.952
The pipe fitter's union
is after all of us.

00:47:46.994 --> 00:47:50.372
It's the only thing other than...
seriously plumbing?

00:47:50.414 --> 00:47:51.623
Are you kidding me?

00:47:51.707 --> 00:47:52.708
That's the only thing
that connects all of us.

00:47:52.749 --> 00:47:54.626
What other thing connects all?

00:47:54.710 --> 00:47:56.211
- The internet.
- God.

00:47:56.295 --> 00:47:57.921
God and electricity.

00:47:57.963 --> 00:47:59.256
Dude, it pairs.

00:47:59.298 --> 00:48:00.799
It's-it's one
and the same thing.

00:48:00.883 --> 00:48:02.885
I'm completely ignoring
what you're saying, Robert,

00:48:02.926 --> 00:48:06.430
just like the entire world
completely ignored your leak.

00:48:06.471 --> 00:48:08.056
You could go *** yourself.

00:48:10.017 --> 00:48:11.977
Robert, how often do you go
outside in Moscow?

00:48:12.060 --> 00:48:13.604
Every morning and stuff.

00:48:13.645 --> 00:48:14.938
I do have to say, like,

00:48:15.022 --> 00:48:16.481
the best part of my day
is waking up

00:48:16.523 --> 00:48:19.484
and just, like, smelling
the honey***les out there.

00:48:19.526 --> 00:48:21.028
They have honey***le
in Russia?

00:48:21.069 --> 00:48:23.030
Yeah, every place
has the honey***les, I mean...

00:48:23.071 --> 00:48:24.323
You're talking about the farm
or Moscow?

00:48:24.406 --> 00:48:25.866
Moscow.

00:48:25.908 --> 00:48:27.951
It just reminds me of the farm
back at home,

00:48:28.035 --> 00:48:30.954
and it-it was
just... it brings me, you know,

00:48:31.038 --> 00:48:35.375
great memories of, you know,
visiting it when we were young.

00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:38.837
You guys, I'm gonna
hit the bathroom real quick.

00:48:38.921 --> 00:48:40.839
- What?
- Drop-drop your guns real fast.

00:48:40.923 --> 00:48:43.675
- Oh. There you go.
- So I'll take 'em.

00:48:43.717 --> 00:48:46.011
Okay, Chaddy, it's me and you.

00:48:46.094 --> 00:48:49.890
I actually am going
to the bathroom as well.

00:48:49.973 --> 00:48:51.600
Guys, come on.

00:48:51.683 --> 00:48:53.226
The round's only
10 more minutes.

00:48:53.310 --> 00:48:54.561
Dookie break.

00:48:54.603 --> 00:48:57.189
My brothers abandon me
in a graveyard

00:48:57.272 --> 00:49:00.609
where I am alone to die,

00:49:00.651 --> 00:49:04.363
and now I'm... I am completely
talking to myself.

00:49:04.446 --> 00:49:05.739
You're not taking a poop?

00:49:05.822 --> 00:49:07.699
I don't think Robert's
in Russia.

00:49:07.783 --> 00:49:09.826
- What are you talking about?
- I think he's at the farm.

00:49:09.910 --> 00:49:11.662
You think Robert
is at the farm?

00:49:11.703 --> 00:49:13.080
The other day, he had a mug

00:49:13.163 --> 00:49:14.706
that looked
exactly like Grandpa's,

00:49:14.790 --> 00:49:16.166
and when we asked him
to hold it up,

00:49:16.208 --> 00:49:18.543
he, like, covered it with
his hand, which was super weird.

00:49:18.585 --> 00:49:19.920
Like, why wouldn't he
just show it to us?

00:49:20.003 --> 00:49:23.423
So unless he went to the farm,
got Grandpa's mug

00:49:23.507 --> 00:49:26.426
before going... before fleeing
to Russia.

00:49:26.510 --> 00:49:27.844
That's entirely possible.

00:49:27.928 --> 00:49:30.222
Fleeing to Russia
for a leak about plumbing?

00:49:30.305 --> 00:49:31.431
Like, nobody has to do that.

00:49:31.473 --> 00:49:32.891
Like, Snowden
had to go to Russia.

00:49:32.975 --> 00:49:34.935
Like, he, like, he leaked
some bad ***.

00:49:34.977 --> 00:49:37.145
Nobody cares
about Robert's thing.

00:49:37.187 --> 00:49:39.564
Also, he just said something
about a honey***le like,

00:49:39.648 --> 00:49:41.316
do they have honey***le
in Russia?

00:49:41.358 --> 00:49:42.567
Okay, I don't know, dude.

00:49:42.651 --> 00:49:44.820
He's a pretty big deal
in this hacking world.

00:49:44.903 --> 00:49:46.947
Like, these guys, these nerds,
they-they really get

00:49:47.030 --> 00:49:50.325
on each other's backs,
and I'm-I'm not sure.

00:49:50.409 --> 00:49:52.744
Could you just drive out there
and see if he's there?

00:49:52.786 --> 00:49:55.080
No, dude, we're in the middle
of a pandemic, dude.

00:49:55.122 --> 00:49:56.373
Just get out there,
put a mask on.

00:49:56.456 --> 00:49:57.791
See if he's there. I can't go.

00:49:57.833 --> 00:49:59.501
I have Cassidy.
I gotta look after her.

00:49:59.584 --> 00:50:00.877
Well, I have obligations too.

00:50:00.961 --> 00:50:02.170
Come on,
you gotta do... just do it.

00:50:02.254 --> 00:50:03.046
What does it look like...

00:50:03.130 --> 00:50:04.464
Dudes, dudes,
what's happening?

00:50:04.506 --> 00:50:06.299
Come on. Are we not playing?

00:50:06.341 --> 00:50:07.467
I finished up in the bathroom.

00:50:07.509 --> 00:50:08.802
I just had a quick question
for Chad.

00:50:08.844 --> 00:50:10.595
But why are you FaceTiming
each other

00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:12.180
while going to the bathroom?

00:50:12.222 --> 00:50:15.058
Kinda got sidetracked
in the restroom.

00:50:15.100 --> 00:50:18.061
It doesn't look like you're
pooping, though, Bret.

00:50:18.103 --> 00:50:21.148
I just had a quick question
for Chad about the-the funeral.

00:50:21.231 --> 00:50:24.526
I just wanted to run it by him
before we got back in there.

00:50:24.609 --> 00:50:28.030
- Yeah.
- That makes no sense, Bret.

00:50:28.113 --> 00:50:30.282
Well, what makes sense
these days?

00:50:30.323 --> 00:50:33.076
Everybody's inside
for six months, so.

00:50:33.160 --> 00:50:34.202
Okay, you guys
are being weird.

00:50:34.286 --> 00:50:35.495
Come on, let's go back
to the game.

00:50:35.537 --> 00:50:36.872
This is stupid.

00:50:36.913 --> 00:50:38.707
- Robert.
- What?

00:50:38.790 --> 00:50:40.250
Real quick, what's
the temperature

00:50:40.333 --> 00:50:42.169
right now in Moscow?

00:50:42.210 --> 00:50:45.380
22 degrees centigrade.

00:50:45.422 --> 00:50:47.799
- Cool.
- Yeah?

00:50:47.883 --> 00:50:49.468
- Yeah.
- Let's play this game.

00:50:49.551 --> 00:50:52.429
All right, I will see you
on the battlefield.

00:50:52.471 --> 00:50:53.722
You guys are weird.

00:50:53.805 --> 00:50:54.890
I have the weirdest brothers
in the world.

00:51:05.484 --> 00:51:06.860
- Hey.
- Nice night.

00:51:06.902 --> 00:51:08.445
I'm out here just getting
some fresh air,

00:51:08.528 --> 00:51:10.363
having some free time.

00:51:10.405 --> 00:51:11.406
Eat my gummy worms, you know.

00:51:11.490 --> 00:51:13.075
My dad's currently
freaking out right now

00:51:13.158 --> 00:51:15.619
because of Grandma's secret
sharing sessions.

00:51:15.702 --> 00:51:16.912
- How do you know?
- I never really knew her.

00:51:16.953 --> 00:51:18.288
Of course, I did.
Of course, I knew grandma.

00:51:18.371 --> 00:51:19.247
I spent more time with her.

00:51:19.289 --> 00:51:22.375
She's so much fun
and smart too.

00:51:22.459 --> 00:51:26.755
My mom did tell me, though,
that her favorite sandwich

00:51:26.838 --> 00:51:29.049
was banana and mayonnaise.

00:51:29.132 --> 00:51:32.511
- And I've seen her eat them.
- It's disgusting.

00:51:32.552 --> 00:51:34.763
What-what are you doing?

00:51:34.846 --> 00:51:36.723
- Chilling.
- That's cool.

00:51:36.765 --> 00:51:38.600
Statistically speaking,
over the years,

00:51:38.683 --> 00:51:43.021
it's-it's been harder to get
young adults to leave the nest,

00:51:43.105 --> 00:51:47.734
but after months of being safer
at home with their parents,

00:51:47.776 --> 00:51:50.362
those statistics
would probably change.

00:51:52.155 --> 00:51:54.658
Hello, I'm calling
about Mabel Worth?

00:51:54.741 --> 00:51:56.910
Alex, hi, hi.

00:51:56.993 --> 00:52:00.288
- How are we burying her?
- What's-what's the plan?

00:52:00.372 --> 00:52:03.125
- You know what?
- We're still working on it.

00:52:03.208 --> 00:52:04.543
All right, well,
you're outta time.

00:52:04.584 --> 00:52:06.419
All right, look, I'm only
contracted for a few more days,

00:52:06.503 --> 00:52:08.004
and then we're handing her back
to you in a...

00:52:08.088 --> 00:52:09.798
in a brown box, okay?

00:52:09.881 --> 00:52:12.300
That's nice. We... yes.

00:52:12.384 --> 00:52:14.928
I'm gonna call you soon.
Very soon.

00:52:16.930 --> 00:52:18.056
That was too rude.

00:52:18.140 --> 00:52:19.808
I'm so sorry.
I should call her back.

00:52:19.850 --> 00:52:23.019
Mommy! Mommy!

00:52:23.103 --> 00:52:26.439
Alex.

00:52:26.523 --> 00:52:29.234
- Yeah, sorry-sorry.
- That-that was so rude.

00:52:29.317 --> 00:52:31.903
Uh, I just need the family
to decide.

00:53:08.607 --> 00:53:10.984
I want to start this off
by saying I know exactly

00:53:11.067 --> 00:53:13.820
where Mother wants to be buried.

00:53:13.862 --> 00:53:15.488
She wants to be buried
at the farm.

00:53:15.572 --> 00:53:18.950
- No.
- Yes, agreed. Yes, she did.

00:53:18.992 --> 00:53:22.370
I think we should bury Mom
at sea

00:53:22.412 --> 00:53:24.497
because the Buddhist point
of view

00:53:24.539 --> 00:53:27.751
is that water is cleansing,
and it is also the element...

00:53:27.834 --> 00:53:29.085
She's not Buddhist.

00:53:29.169 --> 00:53:30.921
Bobby, maybe you can
bury yourself at sea.

00:53:31.004 --> 00:53:32.297
Stop, come on.

00:53:32.380 --> 00:53:33.798
I would like to just say

00:53:33.882 --> 00:53:36.343
that I would like to keep this
to serious suggestions.

00:53:36.426 --> 00:53:38.762
I'm serious about
the grandfather mountain.

00:53:38.803 --> 00:53:40.055
She loved it, and it was a place

00:53:40.138 --> 00:53:42.265
that she talked
about constantly.

00:53:42.307 --> 00:53:43.600
The place she loved
more than anything

00:53:43.642 --> 00:53:44.601
was the beautiful farm.

00:53:44.643 --> 00:53:45.936
I mean, there's no question
about it.

00:53:45.977 --> 00:53:46.978
There's no question.

00:53:47.020 --> 00:53:48.521
I just wanna throw this out.

00:53:48.563 --> 00:53:49.856
What if we buried her
at Parker's?

00:53:49.898 --> 00:53:51.858
- The barbecue place?
- Yeah.

00:53:51.900 --> 00:53:53.318
Oh, my goodness.

00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:55.070
I do hate you,
but that's a really good idea.

00:53:55.153 --> 00:53:57.364
- I love that.
- Thank you.

00:53:57.405 --> 00:54:00.200
She did love their coleslaw.

00:54:00.242 --> 00:54:01.576
- Oh, my God!
- Love it.

00:54:01.618 --> 00:54:04.120
Every time we went
to go visit her grave,

00:54:04.162 --> 00:54:05.538
we could go get Parker's.

00:54:05.622 --> 00:54:07.707
We could go get barbecue
every single time.

00:54:07.791 --> 00:54:09.251
Wait, when was the last time...

00:54:09.292 --> 00:54:10.961
I'm trying to remember,
when were we there?

00:54:11.044 --> 00:54:12.545
- I know. It's when...
- When?

00:54:12.629 --> 00:54:15.131
We were all sitting... we were
all sitting around the booth,

00:54:15.173 --> 00:54:17.300
and that little baby
was crying in the corner,

00:54:17.342 --> 00:54:19.052
and she just turned around
and said,

00:54:19.135 --> 00:54:23.306
"Excuse me, could you please put
your tit in that baby's mouth?"

00:54:23.390 --> 00:54:26.059
- That's right.
- Remember that?

00:54:26.142 --> 00:54:28.395
Yeah, it was my baby.

00:54:30.772 --> 00:54:33.566
Remember Grandma always said,
"You've gotta order extra."

00:54:33.608 --> 00:54:36.903
She would say that even though
you had extra at home already.

00:54:36.987 --> 00:54:39.114
You had extra in the freezer
at home,

00:54:39.155 --> 00:54:40.407
and she'd be like,
"You got to order extra."

00:54:40.490 --> 00:54:42.742
- Chad, where are you going?
- Where are you heading?

00:54:42.826 --> 00:54:45.495
I feel like she...

00:54:45.578 --> 00:54:48.707
- No, whoa, whoa.
- Chad.

00:54:48.748 --> 00:54:50.083
Chad.

00:54:50.166 --> 00:54:52.877
Oh, no, no, no,
are you serious?

00:54:52.919 --> 00:54:54.087
Chad?

00:54:54.170 --> 00:54:55.255
I think it's
a really beautiful place.

00:54:55.297 --> 00:54:56.423
Can you shut up for a second,
Robert,

00:54:56.464 --> 00:54:58.091
- and let me finish?
- Where is Chad going?

00:54:58.133 --> 00:55:00.176
Who gives a ***?

00:55:00.260 --> 00:55:03.638
- Bret was right.
- Are you serious, dude?

00:55:03.722 --> 00:55:05.807
Are you in here? Hey!

00:55:05.890 --> 00:55:08.268
- What are you doing?
- Hey, come on, dude.

00:55:08.310 --> 00:55:09.561
I knew it.

00:55:09.644 --> 00:55:12.230
- Hey, back up, dude!
- What's going on?

00:55:12.314 --> 00:55:14.441
- Chad, stop!
- What the hell?

00:55:14.524 --> 00:55:16.526
I'm-I'm the only one who tells
the truth in these meetings.

00:55:16.609 --> 00:55:18.194
- What's going on?
- What is happening?

00:55:18.278 --> 00:55:19.738
- Dude, man, stop!
- Are you guys kidding me?

00:55:19.779 --> 00:55:21.323
Why can't you get
your *** together

00:55:21.406 --> 00:55:23.908
and have one day about Gigi?

00:55:23.950 --> 00:55:25.577
I mean, she just *** died.

00:55:25.618 --> 00:55:28.330
I am so sick
of all of your problems.

00:55:28.413 --> 00:55:30.582
- Stop! Get off me!
- Boys, calm down.

00:55:30.623 --> 00:55:32.125
Do you believe how messed up
this really is.

00:55:32.208 --> 00:55:33.543
- Fraud!
- They're acting like children.

00:55:33.626 --> 00:55:35.754
- Fraud, fraud, fraud!
- I'm a fraud? You're a fraud!

00:55:35.837 --> 00:55:38.340
Your book isn't even a metaphor!
You just got lost!

00:55:38.381 --> 00:55:40.258
That's it. That does it.
That doesn't make you wise.

00:55:40.342 --> 00:55:41.509
What are you doing?

00:55:41.551 --> 00:55:44.387
I'm trying to get away
from this family.

00:55:44.471 --> 00:55:46.139
I'm gonna
move to Libya next time.

00:55:46.222 --> 00:55:47.307
No, you're not going to Libya.

00:55:47.390 --> 00:55:49.392
You are admitting
that you embezzled.

00:55:49.476 --> 00:55:51.019
Oh, I'm the only one who tells
the truth in this family!

00:55:51.061 --> 00:55:52.187
Fess up, right now.

00:55:52.270 --> 00:55:53.271
You're the only person
in this family

00:55:53.313 --> 00:55:55.106
that stole from it.

00:55:55.190 --> 00:55:56.316
You stole from me!

00:55:56.399 --> 00:55:59.319
I sent you my book royalties!
Admit it.

00:55:59.402 --> 00:56:02.238
I'm sorry about that,
actually.

00:56:02.322 --> 00:56:05.325
- Does Katie know about this?
- She knows you're here, huh?

00:56:05.408 --> 00:56:07.369
- Yes.
- What about Mom?

00:56:07.452 --> 00:56:09.454
- Of course Mom knows.
- I'm the favorite.

00:56:10.872 --> 00:56:12.207
*** you!

00:56:12.248 --> 00:56:14.542
You didn't come to when
they rescued me by helicopter.

00:56:14.584 --> 00:56:15.710
And you didn't come
to the airport

00:56:15.752 --> 00:56:17.420
when they brought me home
from my parade.

00:56:17.504 --> 00:56:18.922
You didn't come
to my book launch.

00:56:18.963 --> 00:56:23.093
- It was self-published.
- So why would I go?

00:56:23.134 --> 00:56:24.928
That is irrelevant, Robert.

00:56:34.521 --> 00:56:36.398
Stop, stop, stop.

00:56:38.608 --> 00:56:41.111
- Same old ***, huh?
- Same old tree.

00:56:41.194 --> 00:56:44.072
- Stop it. Why are you so mad?
- Do you ever think about them?

00:56:44.114 --> 00:56:46.408
And yeah I faked...
I faked faking my own death.

00:56:46.449 --> 00:56:48.410
I faked going to Russia.

00:56:48.451 --> 00:56:50.370
I faked being the second coming
of Snowden.

00:56:50.412 --> 00:56:51.788
You leaked information

00:56:51.830 --> 00:56:53.957
regarding the planning
infrastructure of Newark.

00:56:53.998 --> 00:56:55.834
Terrorists
could have used that.

00:56:55.917 --> 00:56:57.335
- How?
- How could they have used it?

00:56:57.419 --> 00:56:59.671
There should've been
a bigger deal, okay?

00:56:59.712 --> 00:57:00.672
Listen, I was brave
for doing that.

00:57:00.713 --> 00:57:02.590
Yes, yes, you survived death.

00:57:02.674 --> 00:57:05.718
Bret had to deal
with his true love dying,

00:57:05.802 --> 00:57:07.595
but I had to survive
through you from...

00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:08.972
you kicked the *** out of me!

00:57:09.055 --> 00:57:13.017
All the time, man.
You hurt your brother, man.

00:57:13.059 --> 00:57:14.602
All I wanted to do was hang out
with you,

00:57:14.644 --> 00:57:16.354
and you *** kicked my *.

00:57:16.438 --> 00:57:18.648
- Okay, all right, fine.
- All right.

00:57:18.731 --> 00:57:21.526
But you were pretty annoying,
dude.

00:57:21.609 --> 00:57:23.820
- I was what?
- Annoying.

00:57:23.862 --> 00:57:26.614
You were an annoying presence.

00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:34.414
- I'm done. Let's go. Right now.
- I'm done.

00:57:34.497 --> 00:57:38.710
Yeah, I was hiding.
Dad, let's go. I'm ready.

00:57:38.751 --> 00:57:42.005
- Let's go where?
- Right here, right now.

00:57:42.088 --> 00:57:44.591
This annoying ***
is gonna kick your ***

00:57:44.632 --> 00:57:47.260
in front of everyone on Zoom.

00:57:47.343 --> 00:57:50.054
Let's go!

00:57:54.476 --> 00:57:57.020
They're gone.

00:57:57.103 --> 00:57:58.646
They're gone, ***.

00:58:01.024 --> 00:58:05.195
There are some things
you just can't do over Zoom.

00:58:05.278 --> 00:58:09.782
If either of them could fight,
someone might actually get hurt.

00:58:09.866 --> 00:58:13.161
Are you further apart
but closer to you family now?

00:58:13.244 --> 00:58:17.040
I mean, who-who did you get
locked in with?

00:58:17.123 --> 00:58:20.251
- Oh, my back.
- I know. Oh, that truly hurts.

00:58:20.293 --> 00:58:22.003
Oh, my God.

00:58:24.339 --> 00:58:26.674
'Cause you're ***
everybody's favorite, man.

00:58:26.716 --> 00:58:30.011
- Yeah.
- Mom's, Gigi, Katie.

00:58:32.972 --> 00:58:35.099
I'm also the best-looking.

00:58:35.183 --> 00:58:38.770
- Don't do that. Come here.
- You gotta crack my back.

00:58:44.776 --> 00:58:48.154
One, two. God, you've gotten
so fat.

00:58:48.238 --> 00:58:49.155
Yeah.

00:58:50.865 --> 00:58:54.994
- Okay, Dorsey.
- What?

00:58:55.078 --> 00:58:57.830
I need you to hear
what I'm about to say.

00:58:57.872 --> 00:58:58.957
- Bobby, don't.
- Hear what?

00:58:59.040 --> 00:59:00.875
Yeah, I'm listening. I'm here.

00:59:00.959 --> 00:59:03.127
Diane, it is the problem
with this family.

00:59:03.211 --> 00:59:05.755
It is why the river forks

00:59:05.838 --> 00:59:07.423
and the-the-the waters
never come together.

00:59:07.507 --> 00:59:10.260
- Oh, my God with the water.
- She will not understand.

00:59:10.343 --> 00:59:11.261
She will understand.

00:59:11.344 --> 00:59:12.637
Can someone
please *** tell me

00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:14.556
what-what is happening,
Uncle Bobby?

00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:15.682
We need to decide
on this together.

00:59:15.765 --> 00:59:17.392
- Mom.
- Dorsey, I'm going to tell you.

00:59:17.475 --> 00:59:18.768
Don't you dare.

00:59:18.810 --> 00:59:20.311
Who is the host
of this meeting?

00:59:20.353 --> 00:59:22.438
- I am. I'm the...
- Katie, do you hear me?

00:59:22.522 --> 00:59:24.148
Do me a favor and
mute your mother.

00:59:24.190 --> 00:59:26.484
I need to put this
in... into context.

00:59:26.526 --> 00:59:27.986
Okay, you got it, Uncle Bobby.

00:59:28.027 --> 00:59:29.362
Katie, do not mute Mom.

00:59:29.404 --> 00:59:31.739
- I need to tell you how.
- Katie, do not mute Mom!

00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:37.662
Dorsey, can you just sit still
for one minute.

00:59:37.745 --> 00:59:43.126
This is not easy for me,
but I am your father.

00:59:46.713 --> 00:59:49.173
- Wait a minute.
- I am your dad.

00:59:49.215 --> 00:59:50.341
Oh, dear God.

00:59:50.425 --> 00:59:52.844
Is that like what
you're telling me right now?

00:59:52.885 --> 00:59:54.262
I'm just gonna... you're telling
me.

00:59:54.345 --> 00:59:55.805
I am.

00:59:55.888 --> 00:59:57.974
How could you be my dad
with her?

00:59:58.057 --> 01:00:00.727
That's disgusting,
and that's like an insane...

01:00:00.768 --> 01:00:03.521
And that's why
that didn't happen, Dorsey.

01:00:03.605 --> 01:00:05.815
What really happened was,

01:00:05.898 --> 01:00:09.944
when you were born, your mother,
my wife,

01:00:09.986 --> 01:00:13.656
Susanna, was very, very ill.

01:00:13.740 --> 01:00:17.994
She did not live
a very long time.

01:00:18.036 --> 01:00:20.371
I didn't know what to do.
I was upended.

01:00:20.413 --> 01:00:26.586
I-I had this beautiful daughter.
I had no idea how to raise you.

01:00:26.669 --> 01:00:30.089
And so I left you
with my sister,

01:00:30.173 --> 01:00:32.592
who raised you as her own.

01:00:32.675 --> 01:00:34.427
Good for you, Bobby.

01:00:34.510 --> 01:00:38.806
- Wait, Bret, did you know this?
- Did anyone know this?

01:00:38.848 --> 01:00:41.476
Okay, I just don't understand
why this is the first time

01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:43.436
I'm assuming any of us
have heard about this?

01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:44.812
Oh, God.

01:00:44.854 --> 01:00:45.855
Holy ***!

01:00:45.938 --> 01:00:47.190
- Max!
- Mom.

01:00:47.273 --> 01:00:48.483
Oh, my God.

01:00:48.524 --> 01:00:50.109
Uh, I just need a minute.
If that's cool with everyone.

01:00:50.193 --> 01:00:52.820
I think it's best if you call
me Father Bobby from now.

01:00:52.904 --> 01:00:53.863
Oh, my God!

01:00:53.905 --> 01:00:55.657
Why didn't either of you
tell me?

01:00:55.740 --> 01:00:59.035
Because we're very good
at keeping... where did she go?

01:00:59.077 --> 01:01:00.662
Dorsey, come back here.

01:01:00.745 --> 01:01:03.081
I am not coming back here!

01:01:03.122 --> 01:01:06.292
I-I think I just... I just need
a minute

01:01:06.376 --> 01:01:07.960
'cause I don't ***
understand

01:01:08.044 --> 01:01:11.172
what the *** is happening
right now.

01:01:11.214 --> 01:01:14.592
Katie, can you just ***
unmute Mom for a minute?

01:01:14.676 --> 01:01:16.678
And now I'm really pissed
that you've been gone

01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:20.181
for so many goddamn years!

01:01:20.223 --> 01:01:22.850
Max.

01:01:22.892 --> 01:01:24.560
Mom?

01:02:17.029 --> 01:02:19.657
Hey, Max?

01:02:19.741 --> 01:02:22.952
Will you put your dirty clothes
in a laundry bag, please?

01:02:22.994 --> 01:02:25.121
I'm gonna pass out.

01:02:27.457 --> 01:02:29.917
I bought a big bottle
of vodka.

01:02:29.959 --> 01:02:32.462
That's weird.

01:02:32.503 --> 01:02:33.963
- What's-what's weird?
- What-what do you mean?

01:02:34.005 --> 01:02:35.465
What? Which one?

01:02:35.506 --> 01:02:38.176
Well, normally you put two
ice cubes

01:02:38.217 --> 01:02:40.344
in a glass
of buttery Chardonnay.

01:02:40.428 --> 01:02:43.806
Well, there's *** about me
you don't know.

01:02:43.890 --> 01:02:45.141
Okay, okay.

01:02:45.224 --> 01:02:47.018
Okay, Dorsey is gonna be on
in one second.

01:02:47.059 --> 01:02:51.773
Oh, no, I'm... I don't know
what to do.

01:02:51.856 --> 01:02:54.275
I don't know what to say.

01:02:54.358 --> 01:02:56.152
I... you're gonna
have to-to help me.

01:02:56.235 --> 01:02:58.946
Hey, I think you should
just be your... don't, no.

01:02:58.988 --> 01:03:00.573
I think,

01:03:00.656 --> 01:03:04.160
don't be your controlling self,
be your loving self.

01:03:05.870 --> 01:03:08.372
- My loving self.
- You did everything right.

01:03:08.456 --> 01:03:10.249
You're just... you weren't
a good liar.

01:03:10.333 --> 01:03:13.669
What? No one knew
until Bobby told everyone.

01:03:13.753 --> 01:03:15.713
- No, I knew you had a secret.
- Blurting it out.

01:03:15.755 --> 01:03:17.215
We all knew
there was something.

01:03:17.256 --> 01:03:18.466
What? No, you didn't.

01:03:18.549 --> 01:03:19.926
There-there has always been

01:03:20.009 --> 01:03:21.385
something just furious in you.

01:03:21.427 --> 01:03:22.887
- There has not.
- There was.

01:03:22.970 --> 01:03:27.141
And we all had our own theories
that messed us up.

01:03:27.225 --> 01:03:28.976
You know,
in a totally bespoke way, but...

01:03:29.060 --> 01:03:30.645
Just bespoke. What?

01:03:30.686 --> 01:03:32.230
I don't even know
what that means.

01:03:32.313 --> 01:03:35.191
Doesn't it mean customized?

01:03:35.233 --> 01:03:36.651
Does it?

01:03:45.618 --> 01:03:46.828
Hi, Mom.

01:03:51.415 --> 01:03:55.461
Oh, stop. Stop.

01:03:55.503 --> 01:03:56.879
Hi, baby.

01:03:56.963 --> 01:04:00.216
The drama of this family.

01:04:00.299 --> 01:04:01.717
I have two daughters,

01:04:01.801 --> 01:04:04.804
and I'll always have
two daughters.

01:04:04.887 --> 01:04:07.348
Yes. Yes.

01:04:07.390 --> 01:04:09.725
Look, I'm okay. I'm okay.

01:04:09.809 --> 01:04:12.395
I, uh, I just did a...

01:04:13.563 --> 01:04:17.108
A two-hour
emergency therapy session.

01:04:17.149 --> 01:04:19.944
Don't worry, I'm gonna ask you
to join next week.

01:04:20.027 --> 01:04:23.739
We can talk about that later.
Both of you, Katie.

01:04:23.823 --> 01:04:25.783
Well, let me just say,
I always had a plan.

01:04:25.825 --> 01:04:29.078
I had a plan.
You weren't gonna stay.

01:04:29.161 --> 01:04:33.916
I was gonna take care of you for
a while, and then time went by,

01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:35.918
and then it was too long,

01:04:36.002 --> 01:04:38.880
so I thought it'd be devastating
to you,

01:04:38.921 --> 01:04:43.509
and I just hope this isn't
too devastating to you instead.

01:04:43.593 --> 01:04:45.136
Oh, I'm, like,
properly ***ed up.

01:04:45.177 --> 01:04:46.512
But don't worry.

01:04:46.596 --> 01:04:49.307
I'm gonna be, like... we're gonna
be okay.

01:04:49.348 --> 01:04:50.766
Well, yeah.

01:04:50.808 --> 01:04:52.226
And I'm so
happy you didn't leave me

01:04:52.310 --> 01:04:55.062
with that *** *** up.

01:04:55.146 --> 01:04:57.148
I mean, Bobby is a nightmare.

01:04:57.189 --> 01:04:59.942
And trust me, it takes one
to know one, I know.

01:05:00.026 --> 01:05:04.113
And I-I just can't even imagine,
like, what would my life be like

01:05:04.196 --> 01:05:07.491
if it wasn't for you guys?
I'm a part of this family.

01:05:07.575 --> 01:05:09.118
It's not like you picked me up
out of a dumpster

01:05:09.201 --> 01:05:10.494
and forgot to tell me that.

01:05:10.578 --> 01:05:13.789
I mean, I am...
I mean, that's not true, right?

01:05:13.873 --> 01:05:15.833
- No, honey.
- Okay. Okay.

01:05:15.917 --> 01:05:17.501
- We don't know.
- I mean, that's it.

01:05:17.585 --> 01:05:19.712
There's nothing else
I need to know, right?

01:05:19.795 --> 01:05:21.339
No.

01:05:21.422 --> 01:05:24.634
I, um, I also just felt like
I needed to tell you, Katie,

01:05:24.675 --> 01:05:26.677
is that, even though
it's not my fault,

01:05:26.761 --> 01:05:28.387
I just think that you would have
really kicked *

01:05:28.471 --> 01:05:29.889
at being the only girl

01:05:29.972 --> 01:05:31.641
and all the light
would be shining on you,

01:05:31.724 --> 01:05:33.184
and I feel
like you deserve that, and...

01:05:33.225 --> 01:05:34.810
You're insane.

01:05:34.894 --> 01:05:38.105
You're acting like this ruined
my life or you ruined my life.

01:05:38.147 --> 01:05:41.776
No one ruined my life.
I messed it up.

01:05:41.859 --> 01:05:46.822
Kevin-Kevin and I have split up.
That little ***.

01:05:46.864 --> 01:05:48.616
But I'm... because
I'm too controlling

01:05:48.658 --> 01:05:49.992
and I've-I've been controlling.

01:05:50.076 --> 01:05:52.286
I always thought being
controlling was a good thing,

01:05:52.370 --> 01:05:54.330
is that... it was
about being strong

01:05:54.372 --> 01:05:56.207
Well, we come by it naturally.

01:05:56.290 --> 01:05:58.209
Yes, you do.

01:05:58.250 --> 01:06:02.421
And my mother... my mother
was very controlling.

01:06:02.463 --> 01:06:04.507
Look at how
she controlled this.

01:06:04.590 --> 01:06:06.759
She did, the ***.

01:06:06.801 --> 01:06:09.261
- She did.
- The ***.

01:06:09.303 --> 01:06:11.013
She's still doing it.

01:06:11.097 --> 01:06:14.433
But Dorsey, seriously, I will
be treating you like a cousin

01:06:14.475 --> 01:06:15.977
from here on out,
and you'll always be.

01:06:16.060 --> 01:06:17.478
I think that might be
a good thing.

01:06:19.897 --> 01:06:22.066
I don't know how the boys are
going to treat me from now on

01:06:22.149 --> 01:06:24.110
'cause you know, they're gonna
just give me an endless amount

01:06:24.193 --> 01:06:25.611
of *** about this, right?

01:06:25.695 --> 01:06:28.698
Like, it's gonna be
never-ending.

01:06:28.739 --> 01:06:30.408
Just like it always has been.

01:06:30.491 --> 01:06:33.119
You should be happy
that they're not your brothers.

01:06:33.202 --> 01:06:35.037
That I...

01:06:35.121 --> 01:06:39.208
I wish... what I would give
to not be their sister.

01:06:39.291 --> 01:06:41.627
And I don't believe that
for a minute.

01:06:48.676 --> 01:06:52.054
Max. Max!

01:06:52.096 --> 01:06:54.265
What?

01:06:54.348 --> 01:06:56.559
Let's go home.

01:06:56.642 --> 01:06:58.144
Where's that?

01:07:25.379 --> 01:07:27.673
What the hell?

01:07:31.302 --> 01:07:33.429
Hello, come in, over.

01:07:34.597 --> 01:07:36.057
Hey, Dad.

01:07:36.140 --> 01:07:38.642
I wanna try out a new
communication strategy, over.

01:07:38.726 --> 01:07:40.936
Yeah, well, it's analog

01:07:40.978 --> 01:07:43.689
'cause some hacker broke
into my computer

01:07:43.731 --> 01:07:47.359
and has been monitoring
my every move, so.

01:07:47.443 --> 01:07:50.613
Well, maybe the hacker didn't
know what else to do, you know.

01:07:50.696 --> 01:07:54.617
Maybe he was a hacker who had
a whole hacker family,

01:07:54.700 --> 01:07:56.494
and in that hacker family,

01:07:56.577 --> 01:07:58.204
he was the parent
that didn't exactly know

01:07:58.245 --> 01:08:00.498
what to say at the right time.

01:08:00.581 --> 01:08:03.334
Or how to say the right thing.

01:08:03.417 --> 01:08:04.627
Maybe he didn't understand what

01:08:04.710 --> 01:08:06.170
his little girl was trying
to say to him

01:08:06.253 --> 01:08:11.342
because that was... that was
the mom's job.

01:08:11.425 --> 01:08:14.345
And the mom and the daughter
in this hacker family,

01:08:14.386 --> 01:08:15.888
they had this secret language

01:08:15.971 --> 01:08:18.557
that they just... they just
got each other.

01:08:18.599 --> 01:08:22.520
They just had this instant,
beautiful connection, and...

01:08:25.439 --> 01:08:28.109
And then she died.

01:08:28.192 --> 01:08:31.779
And he wasn't ready for that,
even though he should have been

01:08:31.821 --> 01:08:34.573
because he had
a whole *** year.

01:08:34.657 --> 01:08:37.660
And still he wasn't ready.

01:08:37.743 --> 01:08:40.412
And he forgot to learn
the language.

01:08:40.496 --> 01:08:45.251
And now he's losing her slowly.
And he can't lose her too.

01:08:48.712 --> 01:08:51.215
He's not losing her, over.

01:08:55.594 --> 01:08:57.263
I ***ed up, Cas.

01:08:59.181 --> 01:09:00.933
I shouldn't have let you
been there when she died.

01:09:00.975 --> 01:09:03.644
It was too much.
That was too hard.

01:09:03.727 --> 01:09:07.523
You know, I still think
about it all the time.

01:09:07.606 --> 01:09:10.317
I know. I'm sorry.

01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:14.363
We saw her leave.

01:09:14.405 --> 01:09:17.741
I think it's proof that there
are other worlds out there.

01:09:17.783 --> 01:09:19.160
That's nice, Cas.

01:09:19.243 --> 01:09:21.912
I mean, as we do some more
deep space exploration,

01:09:21.996 --> 01:09:23.706
we'll get real proof of there
being other worlds,

01:09:23.789 --> 01:09:24.748
but you know.

01:09:24.790 --> 01:09:26.625
Stop talking about space.

01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:34.008
You know, she said I had
to take care of you somehow.

01:09:34.091 --> 01:09:36.177
No, you don't have to do that.

01:09:37.595 --> 01:09:39.305
It's not fair.

01:09:39.346 --> 01:09:41.265
You shouldn't have been
asked that.

01:09:41.348 --> 01:09:42.349
I know.

01:09:42.391 --> 01:09:48.939
But she was on morphine,
so yeah, I get it.

01:09:49.023 --> 01:09:52.067
We should talk more.

01:09:52.109 --> 01:09:55.613
And, hey, keep the old can
charged up.

01:10:04.914 --> 01:10:08.459
Hello, I am shark
from the deep ocean.

01:10:10.628 --> 01:10:11.795
Hi, Bobby.

01:10:11.879 --> 01:10:13.005
Wait a minute,
how did you know?

01:10:13.047 --> 01:10:14.924
Who-who is the Bobby
you talk of?

01:10:14.965 --> 01:10:16.258
Do you wanna talk to my mom?

01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:19.595
- Is she in a good mood?
- I'll see.

01:10:19.678 --> 01:10:21.513
Okay, yeah. Well then, okay.

01:10:21.597 --> 01:10:22.973
And just so you know,

01:10:23.057 --> 01:10:24.433
I'm really glad I have
a grandpa now.

01:10:24.475 --> 01:10:27.311
I've never really had one
before, you know?

01:10:27.353 --> 01:10:30.272
I am so glad
I have you in my life too.

01:10:30.356 --> 01:10:31.523
Me too.

01:10:31.607 --> 01:10:32.983
Perhaps Bobby will be

01:10:33.025 --> 01:10:35.402
a better grandparent
than parent.

01:10:35.486 --> 01:10:36.862
We can only hope so.

01:10:36.946 --> 01:10:39.240
- Mom, it's your dad.
- He's a shark.

01:10:39.281 --> 01:10:41.825
This is a shark
from the very deep ocean.

01:10:41.909 --> 01:10:45.037
I'm from the very...

01:10:45.079 --> 01:10:46.121
All right, that was stupid.

01:10:46.205 --> 01:10:48.207
Okay, let me transform. Hold it.

01:10:48.290 --> 01:10:50.459
I'll put that. Here I am. Hi.

01:10:50.542 --> 01:10:53.295
I-I thought, you know,
that would be a, like,

01:10:53.379 --> 01:10:57.633
a great disguise
to a work around Max.

01:10:57.675 --> 01:11:00.344
- Why do you need a disguise?
- Max doesn't care.

01:11:00.386 --> 01:11:04.098
Yeah, but you know, this is
a very important moment for me,

01:11:04.181 --> 01:11:05.891
and I-I didn't want to miss it,

01:11:05.975 --> 01:11:09.061
and I-I-I wanted so badly
to talk to you, but...

01:11:09.144 --> 01:11:11.397
- You know, I guessed it once.
- When?

01:11:11.438 --> 01:11:13.565
It was at Grandma's
70th birthday party.

01:11:13.607 --> 01:11:15.401
- Huh.
- I don't know, I must've been,

01:11:15.442 --> 01:11:17.486
like, 11 or 12, and you were
playing with all the kids,

01:11:17.569 --> 01:11:18.487
and you were running around

01:11:18.570 --> 01:11:21.073
and I thought,
"He runs like I run."

01:11:21.156 --> 01:11:22.324
- You know what?
- I remember that day.

01:11:22.408 --> 01:11:23.534
Yeah.

01:11:23.617 --> 01:11:24.910
It was a wonderful day,

01:11:24.994 --> 01:11:27.579
and I am so sorry
for the inheritance.

01:11:27.663 --> 01:11:30.708
I like how I run.

01:11:30.749 --> 01:11:34.461
I have so many things
I wanna tell you, Dorsey.

01:11:34.545 --> 01:11:39.049
I just... I don't know... I don't
know how to say I'm sorry.

01:11:39.091 --> 01:11:42.845
I mean, I have, like...

01:11:42.928 --> 01:11:45.806
- I have a million questions.
- I know.

01:11:45.889 --> 01:11:50.227
You can't even understand
how crazy I feel right now.

01:11:50.311 --> 01:11:54.064
But before-before we even do
any of this,

01:11:54.148 --> 01:11:56.025
you have to know
that Bill is my dad.

01:11:56.066 --> 01:11:58.319
- Finally, someone mentions me.
- He's my dad.

01:11:58.360 --> 01:12:01.530
- It took them long enough.
- I'm Bill, Diane's husband.

01:12:01.613 --> 01:12:04.283
Okay, and-and the day he died
was the worst day of my life.

01:12:04.366 --> 01:12:08.662
- Heart attack in '98.
- It was fast, no sympathy needed.

01:12:08.746 --> 01:12:12.207
And there's no way this guy
will ever replace me.

01:12:12.291 --> 01:12:15.461
I-I do not want
to take Bill's place.

01:12:15.502 --> 01:12:20.007
I just want my own little place
in your heart if I could.

01:12:20.049 --> 01:12:24.345
It just... and then maybe
it'll grow, and...

01:12:24.428 --> 01:12:27.639
but I know... I know
Bill is your dad.

01:12:27.723 --> 01:12:29.016
I know that. I know that.

01:12:29.058 --> 01:12:33.103
I gave that up
a long, a long time ago.

01:12:33.187 --> 01:12:36.273
I need a little time,
all right? Okay.

01:12:36.357 --> 01:12:38.150
Can I... can I talk
to you again?

01:12:38.233 --> 01:12:40.110
Yes, of course.

01:12:40.152 --> 01:12:41.570
I just... I'm not ready yet.

01:12:41.612 --> 01:12:44.156
Okay, this is the shark
saying goodbye.

01:12:45.783 --> 01:12:47.993
I don't wanna laugh right now.

01:12:48.077 --> 01:12:51.330
- Can I just say one more thing?
- You should be very proud of Max.

01:12:51.372 --> 01:12:52.956
He is so perceptive.

01:12:53.040 --> 01:12:55.167
He somehow... he knew I was
the shark.

01:12:55.209 --> 01:12:57.461
Okay, that's good for now,
all right?

01:12:59.254 --> 01:13:01.090
- Bye.
- Bye.

01:13:32.579 --> 01:13:34.623
Well, that was beautiful.

01:13:34.706 --> 01:13:35.791
Yeah, I'm really glad
you all decided

01:13:35.874 --> 01:13:37.626
to do a digital service,
you know,

01:13:37.668 --> 01:13:40.170
and you know, maybe when things
are safer and we're cleared up,

01:13:40.254 --> 01:13:41.171
we can do a full service,

01:13:41.255 --> 01:13:43.424
you know,
in person, the whole shebang.

01:13:43.507 --> 01:13:46.135
And now for the final video.

01:13:46.176 --> 01:13:49.638
- I'm back! Just kidding.
- Still dead.

01:13:49.721 --> 01:13:54.226
Welcome to the final installment
of my last will and testament.

01:13:54.309 --> 01:13:57.938
You've hopefully decided
where to bury my ashes,

01:13:58.021 --> 01:14:00.899
and it better be the place
I'm thinking of.

01:14:00.941 --> 01:14:05.279
The only place I ever really
felt like we were a family

01:14:05.362 --> 01:14:06.613
and that you've invited

01:14:06.655 --> 01:14:09.158
my young,
gorgeous, and ***y wife.

01:14:10.909 --> 01:14:13.370
I know I dropped some bombs.

01:14:13.454 --> 01:14:17.624
I'd say I was sorry,
but that would be a lie.

01:14:17.708 --> 01:14:19.877
I hope you're all healing.

01:14:19.960 --> 01:14:23.046
Life is full of secrets,
but it's better without any,

01:14:23.088 --> 01:14:25.299
and I leveled the playing field.

01:14:25.382 --> 01:14:28.969
I want you to love each other
the way I love all of you:

01:14:29.052 --> 01:14:31.972
unconditionally
and unapologetically.

01:14:32.055 --> 01:14:34.600
So if you haven't yet,
forgive yourselves,

01:14:34.641 --> 01:14:36.810
and then you can forgive
each other.

01:14:36.894 --> 01:14:39.062
You're not perfect.
None of us are.

01:14:39.146 --> 01:14:41.023
Give each other
a second chance...

01:14:41.064 --> 01:14:43.275
or in Bret's case,
a third chance.

01:14:43.358 --> 01:14:46.361
Or in Chad's case,
a fourth chance.

01:14:46.445 --> 01:14:47.738
I'm kidding.

01:14:47.779 --> 01:14:50.240
I love you both,
but you get what I mean.

01:14:50.324 --> 01:14:52.826
You're family.
We've gotta stick together.

01:14:52.910 --> 01:14:55.454
Lastly, the rumor's true.

01:14:55.537 --> 01:14:59.291
There's something of value
at the farm.

01:14:59.333 --> 01:15:01.335
Finders keepers.

01:15:09.718 --> 01:15:12.888
I love you all so much.

01:15:12.971 --> 01:15:14.056
- Me, too, Mama.
- I love you, Mama.

01:15:14.097 --> 01:15:15.516
Love you too, son.

01:15:15.557 --> 01:15:18.352
Don't cry, Mom, it makes me cry.

01:15:18.393 --> 01:15:19.686
Love you guys.

01:15:19.770 --> 01:15:22.314
- Bobby?
- Yeah.

01:15:22.397 --> 01:15:24.107
I wanna say I'm sorry.

01:15:24.149 --> 01:15:28.111
I-I thank you so much
for that.

01:15:28.195 --> 01:15:29.154
Yeah.

01:15:31.657 --> 01:15:33.116
Love you, Dorsey.

01:15:33.158 --> 01:15:35.160
I love you, Katie.

01:15:35.244 --> 01:15:38.205
Yeah, love you, cuz.

01:15:38.288 --> 01:15:42.042
Hey, guys, maybe we'll get
along better now.

01:15:42.084 --> 01:15:45.087
Dorsey, are you ready
to let me into your life?

01:15:45.128 --> 01:15:47.589
- I'm never gonna call you dad.
- I'm sorry.

01:15:47.673 --> 01:15:51.260
- How about papa?
- I think... I think Bobby's good.

01:15:51.343 --> 01:15:55.222
I think we're good.
But I'm always calling you mom.

01:15:55.305 --> 01:15:57.432
Well, I will always be
your mother.

01:15:59.059 --> 01:16:01.853
And your mother,
and your mother,

01:16:01.937 --> 01:16:05.691
and your mother,
and your mother.

01:16:05.774 --> 01:16:07.859
And of course, my granddaughter.

01:16:07.943 --> 01:16:11.905
And your sister
and your friend, Judith.

01:16:11.989 --> 01:16:16.118
- I appreciate that.
- I appreciate all of you.

01:16:16.201 --> 01:16:19.871
And boy, did Mabel love you.
Every single one of you.

01:16:19.955 --> 01:16:24.459
Hey, Judith as-as soon
as COVID's over,

01:16:24.543 --> 01:16:26.795
I was gonna grab my brothers
and drive up to New York.

01:16:26.837 --> 01:16:27.754
I have a meeting
with the publisher

01:16:27.838 --> 01:16:29.006
about another book.

01:16:29.047 --> 01:16:31.174
- Oh, stop.
- Come on.

01:16:31.216 --> 01:16:32.593
What I wanted to say is,

01:16:32.676 --> 01:16:35.345
it would be wonderful
to take you out to dinner

01:16:35.387 --> 01:16:37.389
and meet you face to face.

01:16:37.472 --> 01:16:39.266
I would love that. Thank you.

01:16:39.349 --> 01:16:41.101
Well, Judith, if you want,
you know,

01:16:41.184 --> 01:16:45.105
Bret's single,
and the way I see it, I mean.

01:16:45.147 --> 01:16:46.648
Mm-mm, hop on that train.

01:16:46.732 --> 01:16:48.942
Well, that's kinda awkward.

01:16:49.026 --> 01:16:50.944
What, Katie? Spread the love.

01:16:50.986 --> 01:16:56.325
- Katie's single too, right?
- I am single-ish, yes.

01:16:56.366 --> 01:16:57.576
Judith?

01:16:57.659 --> 01:17:01.622
- Yes, dearest. Here I am.
- New York City.

01:17:01.705 --> 01:17:03.373
Judith, we're keeping you
in this family somehow.

01:17:03.457 --> 01:17:05.792
Yeah, you can't escape us.

01:17:05.876 --> 01:17:09.296
You are one wild, crazy group.

01:17:09.379 --> 01:17:10.756
You should try it
from the outside.

01:17:13.258 --> 01:17:16.803
Honest to God, I've never seen
anything like it.

01:17:16.845 --> 01:17:22.726
- Oh, I love you all so much.
- Love you guys.

01:17:29.900 --> 01:17:31.818
So yeah, you can record them.

01:17:31.860 --> 01:17:36.531
So I've been recording this one,
and that's about it, Gigi.

01:17:36.573 --> 01:17:38.116
So I can take care of the rest.

01:17:38.200 --> 01:17:40.702
I can send out the invitations
and stuff,

01:17:40.786 --> 01:17:42.537
and all you need to do

01:17:42.621 --> 01:17:46.708
is just connect on your computer
or iPad or whatever.

01:17:46.792 --> 01:17:50.128
And they'll all appear
one by one.

01:17:50.170 --> 01:17:54.341
How do they all fit
on the screen?

01:17:54.424 --> 01:17:56.802
The boxes get smaller.

01:17:56.843 --> 01:18:00.389
That's what time does
to your family, actually.

01:18:00.430 --> 01:18:02.307
You start off with a little baby

01:18:02.391 --> 01:18:04.142
and a chair
in the middle of the night,

01:18:04.226 --> 01:18:05.977
just the two of you.

01:18:06.061 --> 01:18:08.980
And then more people come,
and they get further.

01:18:09.064 --> 01:18:12.109
And then when you're my age,
whenever you look at them,

01:18:12.150 --> 01:18:16.738
it's like looking through
an old yearbook or something.

01:18:16.822 --> 01:18:18.907
I hate my yearbook.

01:18:18.990 --> 01:18:20.701
Why, dear?

01:18:20.784 --> 01:18:24.121
- I hate the kids at school.
- They make fun of me.

01:18:24.204 --> 01:18:26.164
They think
I'm crazy or something.

01:18:26.206 --> 01:18:29.292
I don't know, maybe I am crazy.

01:18:29.376 --> 01:18:34.589
- Cassidy, look at me.
- You're not crazy.

01:18:34.631 --> 01:18:37.092
You just loved her,
and she loved you.

01:18:37.134 --> 01:18:39.469
And so does your father.

01:18:39.553 --> 01:18:43.014
- I just miss her.
- I know.

01:18:43.098 --> 01:18:47.894
You know, I think death
is kind of beautiful.

01:18:47.978 --> 01:18:49.521
Does that sound weird?

01:18:49.563 --> 01:18:53.275
Yeah, to be honest,
it-it does.

01:18:53.358 --> 01:18:57.904
From where I'm sitting,
it's a little scary.

01:18:57.946 --> 01:19:00.866
Yeah, I don't know, though,
it's just...

01:19:02.242 --> 01:19:04.578
Death is so, you know,

01:19:04.619 --> 01:19:08.540
just happens,
and then it's a fact.

01:19:08.623 --> 01:19:11.710
Death is kinda... it's true.
I don't know.

01:19:11.793 --> 01:19:14.629
I just... I think that's
kind of beautiful.

01:19:18.133 --> 01:19:21.011
Send those invitations out.

01:19:21.094 --> 01:19:22.554
Just did.

01:19:24.306 --> 01:19:27.058
See you there, Grandma.

01:19:27.142 --> 01:19:28.727
See ya.

01:19:47.788 --> 01:19:50.874
Dad? Dad?

01:19:50.957 --> 01:19:53.126
What's up, sugar plum?

01:19:53.210 --> 01:19:54.377
I'm coming down for dinner.

01:19:54.419 --> 01:19:55.837
Okay.

01:20:18.151 --> 01:20:21.530
- I left you in a...
- in an impossible position.

01:20:21.571 --> 01:20:23.824
You were... you were incredible,
Diane.

01:20:23.907 --> 01:20:26.409
You were incredible to
her, Mom, Dad.

01:20:26.493 --> 01:20:28.537
You-you
could have tried harder.

01:20:28.620 --> 01:20:31.790
Don't you think if I knew how,
I would have?

01:20:31.832 --> 01:20:36.086
You could have made it
so I didn't have to lie to her.

01:20:36.127 --> 01:20:39.506
I know. I know.

01:20:39.548 --> 01:20:41.174
Hey, Robert,
are you gonna pretend

01:20:41.216 --> 01:20:43.093
to live in Paris this year?

01:20:43.176 --> 01:20:46.888
I've heard the fake weather
is really lovely in the fall.

01:20:46.972 --> 01:20:50.851
Give me my cappuccino
and a little cigarette.

01:20:50.892 --> 01:20:53.103
Wait, are you Italian now?

01:20:53.144 --> 01:20:54.354
I'm-I'm a nomad, dude.

01:20:54.437 --> 01:20:56.398
Oh, my God.

01:20:56.481 --> 01:20:58.483
I can't deal with it anymore.

01:20:58.567 --> 01:21:00.694
I'm gonna shoot
this frigging rooster.

01:21:00.777 --> 01:21:02.237
Who's he shooting?

01:21:02.320 --> 01:21:03.822
He said the rooster?

01:21:03.864 --> 01:21:06.032
Do we have a rooster
on the farm?

01:21:06.116 --> 01:21:07.158
Hi, Judith.

01:21:07.200 --> 01:21:09.828
Hi, can I hire
you for another task?

01:21:09.870 --> 01:21:14.374
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
- I'm-I'm driving now.

01:21:14.457 --> 01:21:18.587
Um, I-I fell and I-I bruised
my... my tailbone so now

01:21:18.628 --> 01:21:20.839
I'm on this, like, donut thing,
so.

01:21:20.922 --> 01:21:23.967
- You know what I was thinking?
- What?

01:21:24.050 --> 01:21:28.763
Maybe I would take a ride
to Spring Hope.

01:21:28.805 --> 01:21:30.432
Are you kidding me?

01:21:30.473 --> 01:21:32.392
I'm-I'm honestly
gonna do that.

01:21:32.475 --> 01:21:34.185
Baby, I'll meet you there.

01:21:34.269 --> 01:21:37.188
Just do me one favor.

01:21:37.272 --> 01:21:38.106
What?

01:21:38.189 --> 01:21:40.191
Don't yell at me
when you see me.

01:21:41.943 --> 01:21:43.653
Well, I can't promise you
that, Bobby.

01:21:43.737 --> 01:21:45.822
Could you promise
that you'll try?

01:21:45.906 --> 01:21:48.950
- I'll try.
- I can't ask for more.

01:21:49.034 --> 01:21:51.369
- I'd love to.
- I can't talk anymore.

01:21:51.453 --> 01:21:53.204
Okay, bye.

01:21:53.288 --> 01:21:55.749
Bye.

01:21:55.790 --> 01:21:56.791
- No, it does not.
- That's not how it works.

01:21:56.875 --> 01:21:57.834
- Let me try.
- One at a time.

01:21:57.918 --> 01:21:58.960
It's a one at a time thing!

01:21:59.044 --> 01:21:59.961
You've been doing it
this whole time.

01:22:00.003 --> 01:22:01.796
It's one at a time thing.

01:22:10.972 --> 01:22:12.557
So where's your dad?

01:22:12.641 --> 01:22:15.226
- He's making craft beer?
- No way.

01:22:15.268 --> 01:22:17.187
He's always doing
weird stuff like that.

01:22:17.270 --> 01:22:19.606
That... whatever makes him happy,
I guess.

01:22:19.689 --> 01:22:21.900
- Feel weird.
- Oh, God.

01:22:21.942 --> 01:22:25.779
- Week?
- A month, a year, life.

01:22:27.072 --> 01:22:28.657
I'm also really... I'm sorry
that I didn't know what

01:22:28.698 --> 01:22:31.076
was going on with you and Kevin.
I mean, I guess nobody did.

01:22:31.159 --> 01:22:32.744
- I wish you knew.
- I didn't tell anyone.

01:22:32.827 --> 01:22:34.162
It's just so embarrassing,

01:22:34.204 --> 01:22:36.414
and he's so embarrassing,
honestly.

01:22:36.498 --> 01:22:37.958
He is.

01:22:38.041 --> 01:22:39.709
Were you embarrassed
when I first brought him around?

01:22:39.793 --> 01:22:41.127
No.

01:22:41.211 --> 01:22:42.921
I'm never gonna get him
out of that garage.

01:22:42.963 --> 01:22:44.422
He will not go.

01:22:44.506 --> 01:22:47.884
There's creative ways
to get them out of there too.

01:22:47.926 --> 01:22:49.177
Yeah.

01:22:49.260 --> 01:22:52.806
Like loud *** with someone
in the house.

01:22:52.847 --> 01:22:55.475
- That's a good idea.
- Oh, my God.

01:22:55.517 --> 01:22:59.062
Well, why don't I give you
a tour of the farm?

01:22:59.145 --> 01:23:01.815
- Let's do it.
- Cool.

01:23:01.856 --> 01:23:04.609
- How's Max?
- He does drugs.

01:23:04.693 --> 01:23:08.822
I learned. Just weed, though.

01:23:08.905 --> 01:23:10.824
We did a lot worse than that.

01:23:12.742 --> 01:23:14.119
We don't talk about that.

01:23:15.787 --> 01:23:17.789
Katie would love
this place, man.

01:23:21.001 --> 01:23:23.378
What are those *** doing?

01:23:23.461 --> 01:23:25.296
Oh, they thought Gigi
was serious about there

01:23:25.338 --> 01:23:27.340
being something valuable
on the farm.

01:23:29.009 --> 01:23:33.221
What if she was?

01:23:33.263 --> 01:23:35.056
We've done this area,
it's finished.

01:23:35.098 --> 01:23:36.224
I don't know what I've done.

01:23:36.266 --> 01:23:37.809
Because you won't stop talking
to me.

01:23:37.892 --> 01:23:39.811
Just share it, man.

01:23:39.894 --> 01:23:44.941
Share it, share it, share it.
I will shock you with this.

01:23:44.983 --> 01:23:45.900
It's... you can't shock
me with this!

01:23:45.942 --> 01:23:47.068
Yes, you can.

01:23:47.110 --> 01:23:48.486
- It shocks at the bott...
- Hey.

01:23:48.570 --> 01:23:49.738
It shocks at the bottom.

01:23:49.821 --> 01:23:53.450
They say you can choose
your friends, not your family,

01:23:53.491 --> 01:23:57.328
but you can choose
to be friends with your family.

01:23:57.370 --> 01:23:58.872
- It's going well.
- Let's go to a different area.

01:23:58.913 --> 01:24:00.373
- We've done a lot.
- I can tell.

01:24:00.415 --> 01:24:01.791
- All right.
- We're gonna start back.

01:24:01.875 --> 01:24:03.334
I want to... stop.

01:24:03.376 --> 01:24:06.004
It's time to look
to the future.

01:24:06.087 --> 01:24:09.090
Well, not for me, but-but you.

01:24:09.132 --> 01:24:10.759
And after a year like this one,

01:24:10.842 --> 01:24:15.764
the future sounds
like a pretty good idea.

01:24:20.894 --> 01:24:24.189
- Jump on it.
- Whoa.

01:24:24.230 --> 01:24:26.066
- All the way. All the way.
- Ooh!

01:24:44.125 --> 01:24:45.960
- And here we go.
- We're gonna clap.

01:24:46.044 --> 01:24:47.629
Okay, great.

01:24:47.670 --> 01:24:50.090
What? The rooster?

01:24:50.173 --> 01:24:54.010
All right, and Ann,
give me a clap.

01:24:54.094 --> 01:24:55.386
Clap city.

01:24:55.470 --> 01:24:59.099
- All right, Judy.
- Yup, good. Thank you.

01:24:59.182 --> 01:25:02.519
Mac, give me a good clap
in front of your face.

01:25:02.602 --> 01:25:04.270
And Scott.

01:25:04.354 --> 01:25:08.024
Okay, great.
Thank you. There we go. Okay.

01:25:08.108 --> 01:25:11.152
Margo. All right, great.

01:25:11.236 --> 01:25:13.321
- Okay, I'm still rolling.
- Should I go ahead and cut?

01:25:13.404 --> 01:25:16.991
There we go. Good. Thank you.

01:25:17.033 --> 01:25:18.201
Timothy.

01:25:23.123 --> 01:25:26.042
Casey. Thank you.

01:25:26.084 --> 01:25:29.170
Henry? Henry?

01:25:29.254 --> 01:25:30.588
How often did you change
your clothes

01:25:30.630 --> 01:25:32.215
during the lockdown?

01:25:32.257 --> 01:25:35.343
Welcome to this crazy thing
we're about to do.

01:25:35.426 --> 01:25:37.554
- Hey, Billy.
- Howdy.

01:25:37.637 --> 01:25:38.847
Nice to meet you.

01:25:38.930 --> 01:25:40.140
Back at ya.

01:25:40.223 --> 01:25:42.016
Once I get a set from Luke,

01:25:42.100 --> 01:25:43.309
'cause he'll confirm

01:25:43.393 --> 01:25:45.228
that all the cameras
are actually rolling,

01:25:45.311 --> 01:25:46.771
and then I'll tell Stephanie
we're ready,

01:25:46.855 --> 01:25:48.231
and she'll call action.

01:25:48.314 --> 01:25:50.733
So everyone's got their slate.
They've all put it up.

01:25:50.817 --> 01:25:51.985
Well, I haven't.

01:25:52.026 --> 01:25:53.570
- That's all right.
- That's all right.

01:25:53.611 --> 01:25:55.196
- It's okay.
- Margo, it's fine.

01:25:55.238 --> 01:25:58.366
- Is that a three, Billy?
- Yeah.

01:25:58.408 --> 01:25:59.951
Do I have to push anything

01:26:00.034 --> 01:26:03.121
on the microphone
or just turn it off?

01:26:03.163 --> 01:26:06.249
Well, let me ask you,
are both of my cameras rolling?

01:26:06.291 --> 01:26:07.959
Do I want to record
the Zoom too?

01:26:08.042 --> 01:26:09.794
No.

01:26:09.836 --> 01:26:12.714
And Susie's gonna give, like,
a handheld POV shot.

01:26:12.797 --> 01:26:14.048
Gonna DP you.

01:26:14.132 --> 01:26:15.800
When you're ready and action.

01:26:15.842 --> 01:26:20.096
Should we try to do this one
much closer to book?

01:26:20.180 --> 01:26:21.723
- Yeah, I think you should.
- Yeah.

01:26:21.764 --> 01:26:24.017
Is it really... I just need
to catch that beat for them.

01:26:24.058 --> 01:26:25.560
If you... just catch the beat,

01:26:25.643 --> 01:26:29.480
and then you can use all
of that wonderful stuff.

01:26:29.564 --> 01:26:31.441
So if we... if we miss
the beat...

01:26:31.524 --> 01:26:33.985
I will call a reset, and we'll
go back and get the beat.

01:26:34.068 --> 01:26:35.111
Give me the beat.

01:26:35.153 --> 01:26:36.613
They should turn
the beat around.

01:26:36.654 --> 01:26:40.325
Nope, no point in discussing
anything technical with me.

01:26:40.408 --> 01:26:42.869
Well, you mean I was not
the only technical dummy?

01:26:42.952 --> 01:26:44.329
Can't possibly be my fault.

01:26:44.370 --> 01:26:46.789
- Lot of issues there today.
- Lot of issues.

01:26:46.873 --> 01:26:48.291
- Hey, don't worry.
- We're gonna fix it in post.

01:26:48.374 --> 01:26:50.543
If you go lower, not so good.

01:26:50.627 --> 01:26:53.171
Oh, that's 'cause you're not
wearing pants, Margo.

01:26:53.254 --> 01:26:54.923
I'm kind of blown away
by the fact

01:26:54.964 --> 01:26:56.633
there may be life on Venus.

01:26:56.716 --> 01:26:58.218
Didn't the government,
like, reveal

01:26:58.259 --> 01:27:00.553
that they have,
like, UFO's are confirmed.

01:27:00.637 --> 01:27:01.429
Yeah.

01:27:01.471 --> 01:27:02.388
And then we're just like,

01:27:02.472 --> 01:27:03.806
"Eh, well, it's Tuesday."

01:27:03.848 --> 01:27:06.976
- Even a touch more.
- Just a nudge, Scott.

01:27:07.018 --> 01:27:10.480
- That's it. The light color.
- Yeah. Perfect.

01:27:10.521 --> 01:27:12.982
Yeah, can you do me
a bit favor, y'all?

01:27:13.024 --> 01:27:17.403
Can we shoot my side a bit
so that I can get Rick

01:27:17.487 --> 01:27:19.948
to help me move the barbecue?

01:27:20.031 --> 01:27:21.115
Margo?

01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:23.701
- Yeah.
- I don't see you.

01:27:23.743 --> 01:27:26.496
But you know, the-the camera...
are you trying...

01:27:26.579 --> 01:27:27.914
are you talking
about the camera?

01:27:27.956 --> 01:27:30.333
I'm trying to turn
this-this off.

01:27:30.416 --> 01:27:33.169
- I like the "Do me a favor.
- Don't yell at me."

01:27:33.211 --> 01:27:35.129
It's really good.

01:27:35.171 --> 01:27:36.673
Let's take Judy, Henry,

01:27:36.756 --> 01:27:38.341
and Margo
to a breakout room, please.

01:27:38.424 --> 01:27:39.842
Bye.

01:27:39.926 --> 01:27:41.177
And then just to say, sorry,
you weren't with her.

01:27:41.219 --> 01:27:45.890
And then... and you could just say
she didn't want me there.

01:27:45.974 --> 01:27:47.350
I'm sorry you couldn't be
with her.

01:27:47.392 --> 01:27:48.977
Yeah.

01:27:49.060 --> 01:27:50.144
She didn't want me there.

01:27:50.228 --> 01:27:51.604
It might just be power strips,

01:27:51.646 --> 01:27:53.898
but if I had one,
it would be there, right?

01:27:53.940 --> 01:27:55.358
- Okay, I'll check it out.
- Okay.

01:27:55.441 --> 01:27:57.443
Maybe don't wet your hair,
Casey.

01:27:57.527 --> 01:28:00.530
- You got it.
- Let's reset from the top.

01:28:00.613 --> 01:28:02.240
Just there's, like,
a loud rooster

01:28:02.323 --> 01:28:03.449
that Katie has been dealing with

01:28:03.491 --> 01:28:05.076
the whole *** time
at the farm.

01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:06.869
You know you're at the farm
if you like... if you're like,

01:28:06.953 --> 01:28:08.538
"I'm gonna kill
that *** rooster,"

01:28:08.621 --> 01:28:11.040
or "I'm gonna shoot
that rooster," would be better.

01:28:11.124 --> 01:28:12.333
Yeah, give me.

01:28:12.375 --> 01:28:14.002
Yo, that's the name
of the movie.

01:28:14.043 --> 01:28:16.296
Yo, that's the name
of the movie.

01:28:16.379 --> 01:28:18.089
Billy, you gotta say that.

01:28:18.172 --> 01:28:20.091
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna shoot that rooster.

01:28:20.174 --> 01:28:21.551
Okay, let's cut.

01:28:21.592 --> 01:28:23.428
Go ahead and stop our cameras

01:28:23.469 --> 01:28:25.471
from recording
and our microphone, please.

01:28:25.513 --> 01:28:26.889
Thank you.

01:28:26.973 --> 01:28:28.766
- Bye, bye.
- See you all tomorrow.

01:28:28.808 --> 01:28:30.435
- Thank you, June.
- Bye, June.

01:28:30.476 --> 01:28:31.978
See you tomorrow.