WEBVTT 00:01:42.500 --> 00:01:44.650 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 00:05:43.190 --> 00:05:45.560 Penguin sighting! Man or myth? 00:05:45.780 --> 00:05:48.940 What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting. 00:05:49.030 --> 00:05:51.700 Another penguin sighting! Check it out! 00:05:51.870 --> 00:05:56.450 Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting! 00:06:01.380 --> 00:06:03.780 May I have your attention, Gotham City? 00:06:04.050 --> 00:06:07.170 It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree. 00:06:21.690 --> 00:06:24.550 Part man, part penguin! All horrifying! 00:06:25.320 --> 00:06:28.020 Find out for only 50 cents! Come on! 00:06:28.490 --> 00:06:32.560 Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out! 00:06:32.820 --> 00:06:34.320 Read about it! 00:06:36.950 --> 00:06:39.110 Missing link between man and bird. 00:06:39.210 --> 00:06:40.530 My dear boy... 00:06:40.710 --> 00:06:43.660 ...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish. 00:06:43.840 --> 00:06:46.000 Usually, it's a waste of time. 00:06:46.170 --> 00:06:49.620 Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?" 00:06:50.550 --> 00:06:53.090 The Globe! Right here! 25 cents! 00:07:17.710 --> 00:07:19.370 Well, here's hoping. 00:07:19.550 --> 00:07:23.240 With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years. 00:07:23.420 --> 00:07:25.990 I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide... 00:07:26.390 --> 00:07:28.590 ...mentioning the new power plant. 00:07:28.760 --> 00:07:32.540 But if we're to break ground when we must, I'll need permits... 00:07:32.890 --> 00:07:36.430 ...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense. 00:07:37.900 --> 00:07:39.350 Power plant? 00:07:39.570 --> 00:07:44.060 Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century. 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:48.690 Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum. That's not growth... that's a mild swelling. 00:07:50.460 --> 00:07:51.610 Imagine... 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:53.410 ...a Gotham City... 00:07:54.130 --> 00:07:57.540 ...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars... 00:07:58.090 --> 00:08:00.370 ...but blinking on and off... 00:08:00.760 --> 00:08:02.960 ...embarrassingly low on juice. 00:08:03.220 --> 00:08:04.550 Frankly... 00:08:05.310 --> 00:08:07.210 ...I cringe, Mr. Mayor. 00:08:08.390 --> 00:08:11.220 Sorry, any plans must go to the usual committees... 00:08:11.310 --> 00:08:13.310 ...through the usual channels. 00:08:13.400 --> 00:08:15.220 Um... I have a suggestion. 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:24.230 Well... 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:28.070 ...actually, really, just more like a question. 00:08:30.250 --> 00:08:33.700 I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle. 00:08:34.590 --> 00:08:36.540 In the plus column, though... 00:08:36.680 --> 00:08:38.460 ...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee. 00:08:47.150 --> 00:08:48.010 Dad. 00:08:49.020 --> 00:08:52.680 Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses. 00:09:03.370 --> 00:09:05.120 "Actually, more of a question." 00:09:05.210 --> 00:09:07.030 You stupid corn dog. 00:09:08.300 --> 00:09:10.040 Corn dog, corn dog. 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:41.200 I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall. 00:09:41.380 --> 00:09:43.910 That's not a threat, just simple numbers. 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.020 Maybe. But you ... 00:09:45.660 --> 00:09:50.160 We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given us so much. 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:54.450 Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck. 00:10:16.070 --> 00:10:18.900 Pick up those contracts for Personnel and... 00:10:19.080 --> 00:10:21.860 ...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels... 00:10:24.750 --> 00:10:25.660 Darn! 00:10:31.590 --> 00:10:33.080 I forgot my speech. 00:10:33.260 --> 00:10:35.930 Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name. 00:10:40.270 --> 00:10:41.720 Santa Claus? 00:10:41.940 --> 00:10:43.260 Afraid not. 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:46.970 I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky. 00:10:48.570 --> 00:10:49.890 Sue me... 00:10:50.450 --> 00:10:52.480 ...if I want to give some back. 00:10:55.450 --> 00:10:58.400 I only wish I could hand out more than just... 00:10:58.580 --> 00:11:00.240 ...expensive baubles. 00:11:01.460 --> 00:11:04.200 I wish I could hand out world peace... 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:07.200 ...and unconditional love... 00:11:08.760 --> 00:11:10.790 ...wrapped in a big bow. 00:11:12.430 --> 00:11:14.090 Oh, but you can. 00:11:14.640 --> 00:11:16.340 Oh, but you will. 00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:24.810 Merry Christmas. 00:11:38.290 --> 00:11:39.700 Great idea. 00:11:40.340 --> 00:11:41.440 Not mine. 00:12:34.070 --> 00:12:36.430 What are you waiting for? The signal! 00:13:07.770 --> 00:13:10.930 We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show! 00:13:13.690 --> 00:13:14.850 What do you want? 00:13:14.950 --> 00:13:16.220 Not you! 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:18.110 Shreck! 00:13:18.530 --> 00:13:20.530 You'll have to go through me. 00:13:22.460 --> 00:13:24.360 Dad, go! Save yourself! 00:13:24.620 --> 00:13:25.610 Dad, go! 00:15:19.920 --> 00:15:21.200 Shut up! 00:15:29.350 --> 00:15:32.020 Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll... 00:15:37.950 --> 00:15:39.100 You missed. 00:15:52.300 --> 00:15:53.700 The Batman. 00:15:54.460 --> 00:15:56.460 Or is it just "Batman"? 00:16:00.760 --> 00:16:02.460 Your choice, of course. 00:16:04.770 --> 00:16:06.260 Well, that was... 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:07.930 ...very brief. 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:10.600 Just like all the men in my life. 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:12.770 What men? 00:16:13.570 --> 00:16:14.590 Well... 00:16:15.610 --> 00:16:18.900 ...then again, there's you. But you need therapy. 00:16:40.640 --> 00:16:44.470 Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back. 00:16:44.650 --> 00:16:45.810 We'll see. 00:16:45.980 --> 00:16:49.390 They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck. 00:16:50.150 --> 00:16:52.230 Where is that insufferable *? 00:18:09.580 --> 00:18:12.530 I believe the word you're looking for is... 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:26.460 Actually, this is all just a bad dream. 00:18:27.600 --> 00:18:29.430 You're at home in bed... 00:18:29.600 --> 00:18:32.510 ...heavily sedated, resting comfortably... 00:18:33.110 --> 00:18:36.850 ...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed... 00:18:37.950 --> 00:18:40.430 ...in a lifetime of profiteering. 00:18:40.780 --> 00:18:42.190 Tragic irony... 00:18:42.370 --> 00:18:44.190 ...or poetic justice? 00:18:44.370 --> 00:18:45.820 You tell me. 00:18:47.040 --> 00:18:48.780 My God, it's true. 00:18:49.210 --> 00:18:51.280 Penguin Man of the sewer. 00:18:55.550 --> 00:18:57.670 Odd as it may seem, Max... 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:01.380 ...you and I have something in common: 00:19:03.560 --> 00:19:06.040 We're both perceived as monsters. 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:11.930 But somehow... 00:19:13.320 --> 00:19:15.990 ...you're a well-respected monster... 00:19:16.320 --> 00:19:18.320 ...and I am, to date... 00:19:19.330 --> 00:19:20.570 ...not! 00:19:20.830 --> 00:19:24.280 Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman. 00:19:24.670 --> 00:19:26.030 Tough, yes. 00:19:26.210 --> 00:19:29.620 Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster. 00:19:30.380 --> 00:19:32.710 Don't embarrass yourself, Max! 00:19:33.010 --> 00:19:34.880 I know all about you. 00:19:35.180 --> 00:19:37.300 What you hide, I discover. 00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:40.510 What you put in your toilet... 00:19:40.690 --> 00:19:43.550 ...I place on my mantle. Get the picture? 00:19:44.230 --> 00:19:46.510 Is that supposed to hypnotize me? 00:19:46.730 --> 00:19:49.300 No, just give you a splitting headache. 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:51.600 It's not working. 00:19:52.740 --> 00:19:54.440 Oh, you big baby! 00:19:55.040 --> 00:19:56.360 Just blanks. 00:19:56.580 --> 00:19:59.700 Would I go through all this trouble just to kill you? 00:19:59.920 --> 00:20:01.190 No, Max. 00:20:01.580 --> 00:20:04.070 I have an entirely other purpose. 00:20:05.260 --> 00:20:06.830 I'm ready, Max. 00:20:07.380 --> 00:20:09.670 I've been down here too long. 00:20:10.050 --> 00:20:12.340 It's time for me to ascend... 00:20:13.060 --> 00:20:14.760 ...to re-emerge... 00:20:16.430 --> 00:20:17.970 ...with your help... 00:20:18.100 --> 00:20:19.720 ...your know-how... 00:20:19.900 --> 00:20:21.430 ...your savvy. 00:20:22.270 --> 00:20:24.940 I wasn't born in the sewer, you know. 00:20:26.070 --> 00:20:27.600 I come from... 00:20:28.280 --> 00:20:29.610 ...like you. 00:20:29.910 --> 00:20:32.470 And, like you, I want some respect! 00:20:33.250 --> 00:20:35.810 A recognition of my basic humanity. 00:20:36.620 --> 00:20:38.070 But most of all... 00:20:39.090 --> 00:20:41.450 ...I want to find out who I am... 00:20:41.630 --> 00:20:43.620 ...by finding my parents... 00:20:43.800 --> 00:20:45.920 ...learning my human name. 00:20:46.800 --> 00:20:50.750 Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted! 00:20:52.270 --> 00:20:53.430 And... 00:20:53.600 --> 00:20:56.350 ...exactly why am I going to help you? 00:20:58.150 --> 00:20:59.310 Well... 00:21:03.990 --> 00:21:05.440 Let's start. 00:21:13.630 --> 00:21:15.990 Let's see what we have in here. 00:21:20.180 --> 00:21:22.250 A batch of toxic waste... 00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.950 ...from your clean textile plant! 00:21:26.850 --> 00:21:30.090 There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back! 00:21:30.310 --> 00:21:32.470 It could have come from anywhere. 00:21:32.900 --> 00:21:37.390 What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City? 00:21:37.650 --> 00:21:39.810 If there were such documents... 00:21:39.990 --> 00:21:41.770 ...that's not an admission... 00:21:41.870 --> 00:21:43.900 ...they would've been shredded. 00:21:44.790 --> 00:21:46.150 Good idea. 00:21:47.540 --> 00:21:51.450 A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference. 00:21:54.300 --> 00:21:55.790 By the way... 00:21:56.300 --> 00:21:58.700 ...how's Fred Atkins, your old partner? 00:21:58.970 --> 00:22:00.130 Fred? 00:22:01.220 --> 00:22:02.880 Fred's actually... 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:06.590 I believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good. 00:22:10.150 --> 00:22:11.310 Good. 00:22:13.320 --> 00:22:16.190 Hiya, Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! 00:22:17.490 --> 00:22:20.060 Want to greet any other body parts? 00:22:20.410 --> 00:22:22.070 Remember, Max... 00:22:22.330 --> 00:22:24.610 ...you flush it, I flaunt it. 00:22:26.250 --> 00:22:28.650 You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir? 00:22:34.010 --> 00:22:35.590 I think, perhaps... 00:22:35.760 --> 00:22:39.170 ...I could help orchestrate a "Welcome Home" scenario for you. 00:22:39.270 --> 00:22:42.720 Once we're both back home, perhaps we could help each other. 00:22:43.940 --> 00:22:46.470 You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck. 00:22:54.370 --> 00:22:56.030 Honey, I'm home! 00:22:58.210 --> 00:23:00.570 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:12.550 Miss Kitty. 00:23:14.060 --> 00:23:17.510 Back from more * escapades you refuse to share? 00:23:19.900 --> 00:23:21.720 Not that I'd ever pry. 00:23:23.650 --> 00:23:25.060 Drink your dinner. 00:23:31.660 --> 00:23:32.820 What? 00:23:34.330 --> 00:23:36.660 How can anyone be so pathetic? 00:23:38.170 --> 00:23:41.250 Yes, to you I seem pathetic, but I'm a working girl. 00:23:41.420 --> 00:23:45.250 Must pay the rent. Maybe if you chipped in instead of stepping out. 00:23:47.100 --> 00:23:50.590 Selina, dear, it's your mother. Just calling to say hello. 00:23:50.770 --> 00:23:52.090 Yeah, but... 00:23:52.270 --> 00:23:55.600 But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas. 00:23:55.690 --> 00:23:59.180 I want to discuss why you insist on languishing in Gotham City... 00:23:59.280 --> 00:24:01.270 ...as some lowly secretary. 00:24:01.450 --> 00:24:03.100 Lowly assistant. 00:24:05.030 --> 00:24:08.190 Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned... 00:24:09.290 --> 00:24:14.120 I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person, not an appendage. 00:24:18.550 --> 00:24:20.120 Some appendage! 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:29.380 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine. 00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:34.560 I should've let him win that last racquetball game. 00:24:34.900 --> 00:24:35.890 Hello... 00:24:36.070 --> 00:24:37.560 ...Selina Kyle. 00:24:37.740 --> 00:24:41.150 We're calling to tell you about exciting, new Gotham Lady perfume. 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:45.820 It makes women feel like women... and the men have no complaints either. 00:24:48.170 --> 00:24:52.740 This is yourself reminding you to come all the way back to the office... 00:24:54.130 --> 00:24:57.750 ...if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file... - You stupid corn dog! 00:25:17.410 --> 00:25:18.860 Working late? 00:25:21.250 --> 00:25:25.320 I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning. 00:25:26.040 --> 00:25:29.540 I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant... 00:25:32.050 --> 00:25:36.300 ...and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. I even opened the protected files... 00:25:37.560 --> 00:25:38.920 How industrious! 00:25:40.600 --> 00:25:42.930 How did you open the protected files? 00:25:43.940 --> 00:25:45.100 May I ask? 00:25:50.740 --> 00:25:54.980 I figured your password was "Geraldo," your Chihuahua, and it was. 00:26:02.750 --> 00:26:07.040 This is all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side... 00:26:09.300 --> 00:26:12.920 ...about how the power plant is a power plant in name only... 00:26:13.270 --> 00:26:16.590 ...since, in fact, it's going to be a big, giant... 00:26:17.140 --> 00:26:19.260 ...big, giant... capacitor. 00:26:21.940 --> 00:26:25.940 And, instead of generating power, it'll be sucking power from... 00:26:26.820 --> 00:26:28.270 ...Gotham City... 00:26:29.450 --> 00:26:30.980 ...and storing it... 00:26:31.620 --> 00:26:33.280 ...stockpiling it... 00:26:33.660 --> 00:26:36.620 ...which is a very novel approach, I'd say. 00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:41.120 Who'd you say this to? 00:26:44.800 --> 00:26:45.790 Nobody. 00:26:52.140 --> 00:26:54.630 What did curiosity do to the cat? 00:26:56.860 --> 00:26:58.270 I'm no cat. 00:26:59.190 --> 00:27:01.020 I'm just an assistant. 00:27:01.490 --> 00:27:02.650 A secretary. 00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.020 And a very good one. 00:27:05.870 --> 00:27:07.140 Too good? 00:27:08.370 --> 00:27:09.440 Listen... 00:27:09.540 --> 00:27:11.700 ...it's our secret. Honest. 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:14.830 How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:16.490 This power plant... 00:27:17.010 --> 00:27:19.710 ...is my legacy. It's what I leave behind. 00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:21.160 For Chip. 00:27:21.510 --> 00:27:23.630 Nothing must prevent that. 00:27:27.180 --> 00:27:31.130 Go ahead. Intimidate me. Bully me, if it makes you feel big. 00:27:31.560 --> 00:27:33.560 It's not like you can kill me! 00:27:33.980 --> 00:27:36.350 Actually, it's a lot like that. 00:27:54.260 --> 00:27:57.000 For a second, you really frightened me. 00:28:07.690 --> 00:28:08.850 Really? 00:29:24.570 --> 00:29:25.890 Honey, I'm home! 00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:31.230 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:09.950 Selina, this is your mother. Call me. 00:30:11.210 --> 00:30:15.120 Selina, this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back? 00:30:15.750 --> 00:30:17.540 Hello, Selina Kyle. 00:30:18.380 --> 00:30:21.830 We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady perfume. 00:30:21.930 --> 00:30:26.170 One whiff of this and your boss will ask you to stay after work... 00:30:26.390 --> 00:30:29.090 ...for a candlelight staff meeting for two. 00:30:29.270 --> 00:30:33.260 Gotham Lady perfume. Exclusively at Shreck's department store. 00:33:17.630 --> 00:33:20.920 I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel... 00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.500 ...so much yummier. 00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:43.740 Ladies and gentlemen: 00:33:45.580 --> 00:33:50.490 I stand before you again to denounce the urban chaos we live with in our city. 00:33:51.750 --> 00:33:53.160 It's got to stop. 00:33:53.340 --> 00:33:56.370 It's going to stop! Our community is coming apart... 00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:59.920 ...in a season when it should be coming together. 00:34:00.010 --> 00:34:03.590 I don't care what the cynics may say. This is the Christmas season... 00:34:03.690 --> 00:34:05.340 ...and should be a healing time. 00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:08.000 I say that not only as an official... 00:34:08.860 --> 00:34:11.020 ...but as a husband and a father. 00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.930 Last night's violence won't happen again. 00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:20.360 I'm not good at speeches, so I'll just say, "Thanks. " 00:34:29.130 --> 00:34:31.420 It's the hideous Penguin Man. 00:34:31.970 --> 00:34:34.590 Take the baby. Just don't hurt me, please! 00:35:27.530 --> 00:35:31.610 This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in Gotham Plaza. 00:35:31.790 --> 00:35:35.280 The mysterious Penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby... 00:35:35.460 --> 00:35:39.200 ...and announcing his presence. - All I want in return... 00:35:40.090 --> 00:35:41.710 ...is a chance... 00:35:42.050 --> 00:35:44.170 ...to find my mom and dad. 00:35:45.930 --> 00:35:48.550 A chance to find out who they are... 00:35:49.770 --> 00:35:51.220 ...and thusly... 00:35:51.560 --> 00:35:53.010 ...who I am. 00:35:53.770 --> 00:35:55.100 And then... 00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:57.260 ...with my parents... 00:35:57.570 --> 00:35:59.730 ...try to understand... why. 00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:04.770 Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do... 00:36:06.950 --> 00:36:08.610 ...to a child... 00:36:09.290 --> 00:36:10.910 ...who was born... 00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:15.870 ...a little different. 00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:18.860 A child... 00:36:19.430 --> 00:36:21.960 ...who spent his first Christmas... 00:36:22.930 --> 00:36:24.760 ...and many since... 00:36:26.310 --> 00:36:27.630 ...in a sewer. 00:36:27.810 --> 00:36:30.050 Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? 00:36:33.650 --> 00:36:34.810 His parents. 00:36:34.990 --> 00:36:37.310 This scene, direct from Gotham Plaza. 00:36:38.780 --> 00:36:40.480 I hope he finds them. 00:36:41.490 --> 00:36:45.440 Here he is, standing alongside Gotham's leading citizen, Max Shreck. 00:36:45.620 --> 00:36:48.490 How about a statement? People want to know. 00:36:59.350 --> 00:37:02.510 - Penguin's not to be disturbed! - It's a public place! 00:37:02.640 --> 00:37:05.180 - Walk. Now. Move. - Freedom of the press! 00:37:05.270 --> 00:37:06.800 Wait a minute. 00:37:07.940 --> 00:37:11.270 What about the freedom to rediscover your roots... 00:37:11.780 --> 00:37:13.770 ...with dignity and privacy? 00:37:13.950 --> 00:37:16.270 Is the Penguin a personal friend? 00:37:16.450 --> 00:37:20.110 He's a personal friend of the whole city, so have a heart. 00:37:20.370 --> 00:37:23.160 Give the Constitution a rest. It's Christmas. 00:38:02.670 --> 00:38:06.500 "Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions. 00:38:10.720 --> 00:38:13.090 "Circus returns for a two-week... 00:38:13.350 --> 00:38:14.840 "Kids will love..." 00:38:15.350 --> 00:38:16.430 Thanks. 00:38:20.730 --> 00:38:21.760 It's cold! 00:38:21.860 --> 00:38:23.270 It's vichyssoise. 00:38:24.450 --> 00:38:26.190 It's supposed to be cold. 00:38:28.740 --> 00:38:32.030 "Circus is back with a freak show, may not be suitable for kids... 00:38:32.120 --> 00:38:34.200 "...featuring a poodle lady... 00:38:34.460 --> 00:38:36.450 "...the world's fattest man... 00:38:36.710 --> 00:38:38.830 "...and Aquatic Bird Boy." 00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:42.500 Why are you determined to prove... 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:45.630 ...that this Penguin is not what he seems? 00:38:46.050 --> 00:38:49.130 Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" in town? 00:38:49.390 --> 00:38:51.470 "The circus folded its tents yesterday... 00:38:51.560 --> 00:38:54.760 "...after reports of missing children in several towns. 00:38:54.980 --> 00:38:57.970 "Police have closed down the Red Triangle fairgrounds. 00:38:58.070 --> 00:39:01.760 "However, at least one freak-show performer vanished before... 00:39:02.240 --> 00:39:04.400 "...he could be questioned." 00:39:06.160 --> 00:39:08.150 I suppose you feel better now. 00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:11.990 No. 00:39:13.290 --> 00:39:15.290 Actually, I feel worse. 00:39:33.820 --> 00:39:35.310 Why're you still out? 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:39.310 Are you concerned about that strange, heroic Penguin person? 00:39:41.030 --> 00:39:43.400 I think he knows who his parents are. 00:39:45.250 --> 00:39:47.030 There's something else. 00:41:43.300 --> 00:41:44.540 Mr. Penguin... 00:41:44.640 --> 00:41:47.250 A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! 00:41:48.970 --> 00:41:50.380 I am a man! 00:41:51.560 --> 00:41:53.090 I have a name! 00:41:57.070 --> 00:41:58.770 Oswald Cobblepot! 00:42:00.650 --> 00:42:03.520 You'll never be able to settle with them? 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:08.150 True. 00:42:09.250 --> 00:42:11.490 I was their "Number-One" son... 00:42:11.830 --> 00:42:14.400 ...and they treated me like number two. 00:42:15.340 --> 00:42:17.740 But it's human nature to fear... 00:42:19.260 --> 00:42:20.670 ...the unusual. 00:42:21.680 --> 00:42:23.050 Perhaps... 00:42:23.510 --> 00:42:25.050 ...when I held my... 00:42:25.180 --> 00:42:27.180 ...Tiffany baby rattle... 00:42:28.190 --> 00:42:30.260 ...with a shiny flipper... 00:42:30.690 --> 00:42:33.260 ...instead of five chubby digits... 00:42:34.780 --> 00:42:36.440 ...they freaked. 00:42:40.200 --> 00:42:41.980 But I forgive them. 00:42:43.700 --> 00:42:46.700 "Penguin forgives parents! 'I'm at peace with myself and the world! 00:42:46.790 --> 00:42:49.360 "'Don't need hands as long as you got heart. 00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:52.700 "'My heart is filled with love. I feel five feet tall."' 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:56.740 - He's like a frog that became a prince. - No, he's more like a penguin. 00:43:02.390 --> 00:43:04.720 Now, now, pretty little thing. 00:43:05.150 --> 00:43:06.680 Nice and easy. 00:43:10.990 --> 00:43:15.730 I love a big, strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. 00:43:18.200 --> 00:43:20.530 Be gentle, it's my first time. 00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:29.210 Tic-tac-toe. 00:43:34.680 --> 00:43:36.920 You make it easy, don't you? 00:43:37.430 --> 00:43:40.180 Always waiting for some Batman to save you. 00:43:43.070 --> 00:43:44.720 I am Catwoman... 00:43:45.860 --> 00:43:47.520 ...hear me roar. 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.960 I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time. 00:44:06.090 --> 00:44:10.880 Good time. Everyone but the bandits'll be slacking off till after the New Year. 00:44:11.470 --> 00:44:13.630 I'm not sure I like the inference. 00:44:13.730 --> 00:44:15.630 I didn't realize I made one. 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:24.480 I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later. 00:44:25.070 --> 00:44:27.310 A million saved is a million earned. 00:44:28.120 --> 00:44:30.900 I commissioned this report. Take a look at it. 00:44:33.330 --> 00:44:36.990 Gotham City has a power surplus. I'm sure you know that. 00:44:37.590 --> 00:44:39.160 My question is: 00:44:40.090 --> 00:44:41.250 What's your angle? 00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:43.960 "Power surplus?" Bruce, shame on you! 00:44:44.850 --> 00:44:48.130 No such thing. One can never have too much power. 00:44:48.430 --> 00:44:51.510 If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning. 00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:57.470 I'll fight you. I've already spoken to the mayor and we agree. 00:44:57.650 --> 00:44:59.140 Mayors come and go. 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:01.230 Blue bloods tire easily. 00:45:01.530 --> 00:45:04.010 Can you go 15 rounds with Muhammad Shreck? 00:45:04.240 --> 00:45:06.230 I guess we'll find out. 00:45:06.540 --> 00:45:09.570 Of course, I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot in my corner. 00:45:09.670 --> 00:45:12.030 "Crime boss?" Shows what you know... 00:45:12.170 --> 00:45:14.990 ..."Mr. To-The-Manor-Born- With-A-Silver-Spoon." 00:45:15.090 --> 00:45:17.370 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. 00:45:17.630 --> 00:45:21.290 If his parents hadn't 86'ed him, you'd have been bunkies at prep school. 00:45:21.390 --> 00:45:25.420 He controls the Red Triangle Gang. I can't prove it yet, but we both... 00:45:25.600 --> 00:45:28.270 I'll not stand for mud-slinging here. 00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:31.810 If my assistant was here, she'd have already escorted you out... 00:45:31.900 --> 00:45:33.430 Anywhere he wants. 00:45:33.690 --> 00:45:36.260 Preferably some nightspot grotto... 00:45:37.610 --> 00:45:38.610 ...or... 00:45:39.070 --> 00:45:40.900 ...secluded hideaway. 00:45:42.910 --> 00:45:44.280 Nice suit. 00:45:50.590 --> 00:45:54.790 That's my name, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one. 00:45:59.100 --> 00:46:00.760 This is Bruce... 00:46:01.140 --> 00:46:02.220 ...Wayne. 00:46:03.020 --> 00:46:04.120 We've met. 00:46:04.650 --> 00:46:05.640 Have we? 00:46:05.810 --> 00:46:08.970 No, I'm sorry. I mistook me for somebody else. 00:46:10.490 --> 00:46:12.190 You mean, "mistook me." 00:46:12.950 --> 00:46:14.940 Isn't that what I said? 00:46:15.620 --> 00:46:17.230 I don't think so. 00:46:18.620 --> 00:46:19.860 What happened? 00:46:21.120 --> 00:46:24.070 Did you hurt yourself... on that ski slope? 00:46:25.630 --> 00:46:28.960 Is that why you cut short your vacation? Came back? 00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:33.710 It's a blur. 00:46:35.180 --> 00:46:39.760 Not complete amnesia. I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church... 00:46:40.690 --> 00:46:43.170 ...and Betsy saying it was morning sickness. 00:46:43.270 --> 00:46:46.430 And the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school... 00:46:46.530 --> 00:46:50.360 ...and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedburg. 00:46:51.370 --> 00:46:52.900 He's dead now. 00:46:53.290 --> 00:46:54.780 But last night... 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:56.700 ...complete blur. 00:46:58.500 --> 00:47:00.410 Couldn't you just die? 00:47:04.550 --> 00:47:05.870 Please... 00:47:07.050 --> 00:47:08.670 ...show out Mr. Wayne. 00:47:09.010 --> 00:47:10.380 With pleasure. 00:47:12.890 --> 00:47:14.760 Your coat, Mr. Wayne. 00:47:28.660 --> 00:47:31.900 You don't seem like the type who does business with Shreck. 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:34.740 No. You don't seem like the type to take orders from him. 00:47:34.830 --> 00:47:36.240 Well, that's a... 00:47:36.500 --> 00:47:38.040 ...long story. 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:40.960 I could free up some time. 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:44.750 - I'm listed. - I'm tempted. 00:47:45.010 --> 00:47:46.200 I'm working. 00:47:47.520 --> 00:47:48.760 I'm leaving. 00:47:49.270 --> 00:47:51.260 You buy that blurry business? 00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:52.510 Women. 00:47:52.940 --> 00:47:54.800 Nothing surprises me... 00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:57.180 ...except your late mother. 00:47:57.780 --> 00:48:00.600 Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage? 00:48:00.780 --> 00:48:02.230 Bottom line? 00:48:02.620 --> 00:48:06.610 She tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out of a higher window. 00:48:06.790 --> 00:48:07.950 Meantime... 00:48:08.040 --> 00:48:10.410 ...l've got badder fish to fry. 00:48:21.970 --> 00:48:23.300 Oswald... 00:48:23.890 --> 00:48:25.220 ...it's Max. 00:48:38.570 --> 00:48:39.980 You're home? 00:48:47.780 --> 00:48:49.940 I'd rather not be disturbed now. 00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:53.190 Come on downstairs, Oswald. I have a surprise. 00:48:53.370 --> 00:48:55.360 I don't like surprises. 00:49:12.390 --> 00:49:13.380 Come on. 00:49:26.410 --> 00:49:27.650 Don't peek. 00:49:29.830 --> 00:49:31.230 You'll spoil it. 00:49:54.610 --> 00:49:57.770 Adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know. 00:49:58.940 --> 00:50:02.640 But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress, Mayor. 00:50:02.740 --> 00:50:06.280 And don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic. 00:50:06.450 --> 00:50:09.950 Your charisma's bigger than both of us. Come on down. 00:50:12.130 --> 00:50:13.310 Mayor? 00:50:14.460 --> 00:50:15.650 Mayor. 00:50:17.720 --> 00:50:20.880 Elections happen in November. It's late December. 00:50:21.050 --> 00:50:22.380 Don't worry. 00:50:22.550 --> 00:50:26.130 I want you to meet Jen and Josh, my image consultants. 00:50:27.730 --> 00:50:28.880 Here. 00:50:29.060 --> 00:50:31.050 Reclaim your birthright. 00:50:33.690 --> 00:50:34.960 I'm Jen. 00:50:38.530 --> 00:50:43.030 Okay, let's see. What I'd like to do first is put these gloves on you. 00:50:43.370 --> 00:50:46.360 Our research tells us that voters like fingers. 00:50:46.540 --> 00:50:49.110 So if we were to just lose this... 00:50:50.710 --> 00:50:52.660 We'll do it another time. 00:50:54.380 --> 00:50:57.790 Not a lot of reflective surfaces in the sewer, huh? 00:51:09.230 --> 00:51:11.140 Still, it could be worse. 00:51:11.900 --> 00:51:14.270 My nose could be gushing blood. 00:51:18.040 --> 00:51:20.110 What do you mean by that? 00:51:25.090 --> 00:51:27.120 Everybody, back to work! 00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:29.410 Let's make... 00:51:30.090 --> 00:51:31.500 ...a mayor! 00:51:37.100 --> 00:51:40.090 You're right, we missed the regular election... 00:51:40.270 --> 00:51:43.010 ...but elected officials can be recalled, impeached... 00:51:43.110 --> 00:51:45.780 ...given the boot. Look at Nixon, Agnew. 00:51:45.940 --> 00:51:47.480 Then think of you... 00:51:47.610 --> 00:51:50.350 ...Oswald Cobblepot, filling the void. 00:51:51.120 --> 00:51:52.900 I'd like to fill her void. 00:51:55.450 --> 00:51:59.700 We'll need signatures to overturn the ballot. I can supply those. 00:52:00.290 --> 00:52:04.200 - Teach her my French flipper trick. - We need one more thing. 00:52:06.590 --> 00:52:08.000 A platform? 00:52:09.470 --> 00:52:13.880 Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Make the world an icebox. 00:52:14.310 --> 00:52:18.600 I like it. But to get the mayor recalled, we must have a catalyst. 00:52:19.150 --> 00:52:21.470 "You're doing great, Mayor Cobblepot." 00:52:22.110 --> 00:52:24.890 "Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot." 00:52:25.610 --> 00:52:28.360 "I need you, Oswald. I need you now! " 00:52:30.290 --> 00:52:33.280 "That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen." 00:52:34.790 --> 00:52:39.040 Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, or the Reichstag fire... 00:52:46.510 --> 00:52:49.000 You want my old friends up there... 00:52:49.180 --> 00:52:51.850 ...to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy? 00:52:52.020 --> 00:52:53.890 - Exactly. - Sounds fun. 00:52:54.690 --> 00:52:55.760 But... 00:52:56.610 --> 00:52:59.230 ...I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie. 00:52:59.700 --> 00:53:01.850 I have my own things to tend to. 00:53:02.200 --> 00:53:05.690 "Sidetracked?" This is your chance to fulfill your destiny... 00:53:05.870 --> 00:53:08.430 ...that your parents carelessly discarded. 00:53:12.380 --> 00:53:14.450 Reclaim my birthright, you mean? 00:53:14.630 --> 00:53:17.620 Imagine, as mayor, you have the ear of the media... 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:20.750 ...access to the captains of industry... 00:53:21.300 --> 00:53:23.210 ...unlimited poontang. 00:53:26.810 --> 00:53:29.210 You drive a hard bargain, Maxie. 00:53:30.560 --> 00:53:32.390 All right, I'll be mayor. 00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.100 Burn, baby, burn! 00:56:20.390 --> 00:56:22.460 - Who is she? - What is she? 00:56:22.890 --> 00:56:25.840 I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love. 00:56:26.560 --> 00:56:28.050 You poor guys. 00:56:28.230 --> 00:56:31.510 Always confusing your pistols with your privates. 00:56:33.860 --> 00:56:36.600 Don't hurt us. Our take-home's less than $300. 00:56:36.700 --> 00:56:38.730 You're overpaid. Hit the road. 00:56:57.100 --> 00:56:58.920 Go ahead and hit me. 00:57:37.310 --> 00:57:39.010 Admiring your handiwork? 00:57:41.270 --> 00:57:43.260 Touring the riot scene. 00:57:44.780 --> 00:57:47.310 Gravely assessing the devastation. 00:57:49.490 --> 00:57:51.480 "Upstanding-Mayor" stuff. 00:57:55.700 --> 00:57:57.280 You're not the mayor. 00:57:59.170 --> 00:58:00.700 Things change. 00:58:02.710 --> 00:58:04.120 What do you want? 00:58:05.010 --> 00:58:06.830 The direct approach. 00:58:07.180 --> 00:58:09.740 I admire that in a man with a mask. 00:58:14.810 --> 00:58:17.510 You don't really think you'll win, do you? 00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:21.890 Things change. 00:58:47.060 --> 00:58:49.340 I saw her first. Got to fly. 00:59:38.870 --> 00:59:41.110 How could you? I'm a woman! 00:59:41.870 --> 00:59:43.110 I'm sorry. 00:59:57.140 --> 01:00:01.050 As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. 01:00:02.730 --> 01:00:04.970 Life's a *, now so am I. 01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:23.160 Who are you? 01:00:23.830 --> 01:00:25.790 Who's the man behind the bat? 01:00:27.840 --> 01:00:29.910 Maybe you can help me find... 01:00:30.430 --> 01:00:31.830 ...the woman... 01:00:32.510 --> 01:00:34.090 ...behind the cat. 01:00:36.850 --> 01:00:38.630 No, that's not you. 01:00:42.270 --> 01:00:43.600 There you are. 01:00:59.630 --> 01:01:01.530 Saved by Kitty Litter. 01:01:24.150 --> 01:01:25.230 Alfred... 01:01:25.990 --> 01:01:28.560 ...bring me some antiseptic ointment. 01:01:28.740 --> 01:01:30.900 Coming. Are you in pain, sir? 01:01:33.750 --> 01:01:35.070 Not really. 01:01:57.440 --> 01:02:00.060 I may have saved the mayor's baby... 01:02:01.700 --> 01:02:04.180 ...but I refuse to save a mayor... 01:02:04.370 --> 01:02:07.110 ...who stood by, helpless as a baby... 01:02:07.540 --> 01:02:10.490 ...while Gotham was ravaged by a disease... 01:02:11.580 --> 01:02:14.870 ...that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns... 01:02:16.380 --> 01:02:19.120 ...and happy homemakers into catwomen. 01:02:20.300 --> 01:02:21.410 Thank you. 01:02:24.600 --> 01:02:28.930 Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, made his bid to run Gotham. 01:02:31.940 --> 01:02:36.440 Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have. 01:02:37.070 --> 01:02:39.550 And you're the hottest young person... 01:02:39.740 --> 01:02:41.900 ...a role model could have. 01:02:44.410 --> 01:02:45.440 Here. 01:02:46.460 --> 01:02:47.990 Wear a button. 01:02:49.460 --> 01:02:51.620 Let me just get it on here. 01:02:56.260 --> 01:02:57.590 Thank you. 01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:06.930 This mayor stuff is not about power, it's about reaching out to people... 01:03:07.110 --> 01:03:09.180 ...touching people, groping people. 01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:11.190 - Penguin... - My name is not Penguin! 01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:13.190 It's Oswald Cobblepot. 01:03:13.820 --> 01:03:16.690 Oswald, there's somebody here to see you. 01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:27.670 Just the * I've been looking for. 01:03:32.470 --> 01:03:34.300 It's chilly in here. 01:03:35.470 --> 01:03:36.800 I'll warm you. 01:03:37.180 --> 01:03:38.680 Down, Oswald. 01:03:41.020 --> 01:03:42.470 We need to talk. 01:03:42.650 --> 01:03:44.010 You see... 01:03:44.190 --> 01:03:46.930 ...you and I have something in common. 01:03:47.200 --> 01:03:48.850 Sounds familiar. 01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:51.440 Appetite for destruction? 01:03:51.660 --> 01:03:53.980 Contempt for the czars of fashion? 01:03:54.330 --> 01:03:56.150 Wait, don't tell me. 01:03:56.370 --> 01:03:58.280 * charisma? 01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.080 Batman. 01:04:02.210 --> 01:04:04.460 The thorn in both our sides. 01:04:05.170 --> 01:04:07.210 The fly in our ointment. 01:04:07.840 --> 01:04:09.170 Ointment? 01:04:09.680 --> 01:04:12.050 I've got scented and unscented. 01:04:12.560 --> 01:04:14.340 I'll come back later. 01:04:14.850 --> 01:04:18.710 Perchance, are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect. 01:04:18.900 --> 01:04:21.270 I have but one pet cause today: 01:04:22.240 --> 01:04:23.690 Ban the Bat. 01:04:24.200 --> 01:04:28.270 Oh, him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out. 01:04:28.990 --> 01:04:33.410 We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels. 01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:39.400 He'd have even more power as a martyr. 01:04:39.670 --> 01:04:44.130 To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most. 01:04:44.760 --> 01:04:46.170 Namely, us. 01:04:48.100 --> 01:04:49.420 Frame him? 01:04:49.600 --> 01:04:52.760 Not even in office yet and already an enemies list. 01:04:54.610 --> 01:04:57.220 Those names are not for prying eyes. 01:04:59.110 --> 01:05:01.900 Why should I trust some catbroad anyway? 01:05:03.120 --> 01:05:07.280 Maybe you're a * sorority chick getting back at her daddy... 01:05:07.460 --> 01:05:10.990 ...for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet-sixteen. 01:05:28.230 --> 01:05:29.680 Nice birdie. 01:05:45.080 --> 01:05:46.490 Nice kitty. 01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:48.410 Nice kitty. 01:05:55.260 --> 01:05:57.250 Batman napalmed my arm. 01:05:57.850 --> 01:06:02.010 He knocked me off a building just when I started to feel good about myself. 01:06:02.100 --> 01:06:05.260 I want to play an integral part in his degradation. 01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:11.190 A plan is forming. 01:06:19.210 --> 01:06:20.570 I want in. 01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:26.120 The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... 01:06:28.220 --> 01:06:29.290 ...dirty. 01:06:33.390 --> 01:06:36.460 Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here. 01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:49.230 I challenge the mayor... 01:06:49.410 --> 01:06:53.230 ...to re-light the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night. 01:06:54.410 --> 01:06:59.120 Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class? 01:06:59.750 --> 01:07:01.990 The Love Connection perhaps? 01:07:04.420 --> 01:07:06.620 ...not that I have any faith in the mayor. 01:07:06.720 --> 01:07:08.590 But I hope and pray... 01:07:08.930 --> 01:07:10.380 ...that Batman... 01:07:10.560 --> 01:07:13.380 ...will be present to preserve the peace. 01:07:14.730 --> 01:07:15.890 Subtle. 01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:21.390 Why are you doing this? 01:07:23.610 --> 01:07:24.770 Selina? 01:07:26.950 --> 01:07:29.280 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 01:07:29.450 --> 01:07:32.120 Scare me? I was just scaring myself. 01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:34.950 I don't see how, but... 01:07:35.250 --> 01:07:38.540 It's nice to see you in the real world, away from Shreck. 01:07:40.090 --> 01:07:41.790 It's nice to be here. 01:07:45.140 --> 01:07:46.590 Are you all right? 01:07:48.600 --> 01:07:51.720 You look like you have the holiday blues or something. 01:07:54.610 --> 01:07:56.680 Boy, the news these days. 01:07:57.650 --> 01:07:58.640 Weird! 01:08:00.410 --> 01:08:03.520 I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds. 01:08:05.660 --> 01:08:07.820 How do these hacks sleep at night? 01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:10.780 It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"? 01:08:11.130 --> 01:08:14.160 He probably saved millions in property damage alone. 01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:19.130 You're not going to the re-lighting of the tree, are you? 01:08:19.340 --> 01:08:21.670 I wouldn't be caught dead there. 01:08:22.850 --> 01:08:26.130 It's going to be a hot time in the cold town tonight. 01:08:28.190 --> 01:08:30.970 You got kind of a dark side, don't you? 01:08:31.650 --> 01:08:33.180 No darker than yours. 01:08:37.370 --> 01:08:40.650 Why don't you come over and we can watch it on TV? 01:08:41.040 --> 01:08:43.190 The tree-lighting ceremony. 01:08:43.500 --> 01:08:46.370 I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight. 01:08:47.210 --> 01:08:49.660 How about coming for dinner at five? 01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:51.160 Let's say six? 01:08:52.340 --> 01:08:53.120 Five. 01:08:53.220 --> 01:08:54.670 Five. You and me. 01:09:07.670 --> 01:09:08.920 Thanks, Alfred. 01:09:10.850 --> 01:09:13.090 I'm sure he's wonderful company... 01:09:13.260 --> 01:09:17.010 ...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit get a little stale? 01:09:18.270 --> 01:09:21.600 A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome, I guess. 01:09:22.190 --> 01:09:24.020 Executive Assistant. 01:09:24.280 --> 01:09:25.270 Sorry. 01:09:28.620 --> 01:09:29.940 Secretary. 01:09:34.460 --> 01:09:36.030 Any girlfriend? 01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:40.040 Sure. 01:09:41.300 --> 01:09:43.330 You mean, as in serious? 01:09:44.630 --> 01:09:46.500 No. Had one, didn't work. 01:09:46.890 --> 01:09:49.000 What went wrong? Hang on! 01:09:49.220 --> 01:09:50.630 I think I know! 01:09:51.140 --> 01:09:52.800 You kept things from her. 01:09:52.890 --> 01:09:54.510 I told her everything. 01:09:55.730 --> 01:09:57.390 The truth frightened her? 01:09:57.480 --> 01:09:59.470 There are two truths... 01:10:01.320 --> 01:10:02.640 ...you know? 01:10:02.990 --> 01:10:06.400 She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble... 01:10:07.740 --> 01:10:09.320 ...reconciling them. 01:10:13.330 --> 01:10:14.580 Vicki thought... 01:10:14.670 --> 01:10:15.660 Vicki? 01:10:16.840 --> 01:10:18.660 Ice skater or stewardess? 01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:23.170 No, she was a photojournalist. 01:10:24.430 --> 01:10:26.420 Was Vicki right about your... 01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:28.420 ...difficulty with duality? 01:10:32.440 --> 01:10:33.680 You see... 01:10:34.610 --> 01:10:36.640 ...if I say yes, then... 01:10:38.360 --> 01:10:40.520 ...you'll think of me as a... 01:10:40.700 --> 01:10:43.480 ...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and... 01:10:51.880 --> 01:10:53.870 You might not let me kiss you. 01:10:56.720 --> 01:11:00.040 It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. 01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:03.380 Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. 01:11:10.310 --> 01:11:14.520 Can you confirm reports of Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction? 01:11:15.570 --> 01:11:18.310 The evidence is purely circumstantial. 01:11:18.700 --> 01:11:23.280 This was found, stained with blood, in the missing girl's dressing room. 01:11:24.870 --> 01:11:27.270 - I must go. - No, it's your house. 01:11:27.710 --> 01:11:31.240 Hold on. Just sit for a second and relax. I'll be right back. 01:11:42.020 --> 01:11:44.220 I've got to go to the plaza. 01:11:44.400 --> 01:11:47.680 - He is begging me to show. - I hoped you'd snub him. 01:11:47.860 --> 01:11:51.430 I can't. There's been a kidnapping. Here's what I want you to do. 01:11:56.370 --> 01:11:59.530 Tell Selina, Ms. Kyle, I had to go out of town. 01:12:00.750 --> 01:12:04.320 Tell her that a big business deal came up... You know what? 01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:08.450 Let her know, not in some kind of dumb, "be-my-girlfriend" way... 01:12:08.550 --> 01:12:10.370 I'll relay the message. 01:12:15.390 --> 01:12:18.010 Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that... 01:12:18.390 --> 01:12:19.800 Bruce, yes... 01:12:21.100 --> 01:12:22.970 Would you tell him... 01:12:23.230 --> 01:12:26.560 ...l've been going through... a lot of changes and... 01:12:28.570 --> 01:12:30.020 Just that... 01:12:30.240 --> 01:12:32.230 ...this is not a rejection... 01:12:32.740 --> 01:12:34.440 ...my abruptly leaving. 01:12:34.580 --> 01:12:36.980 In fact, he makes me feel the way... 01:12:37.580 --> 01:12:39.410 ...I hope I really am. 01:12:41.130 --> 01:12:44.750 Could you just make up a sonnet or... a dirty limerick? 01:12:45.420 --> 01:12:47.580 One has just sprung to mind. 01:12:48.930 --> 01:12:50.460 This way, ma'am. 01:13:51.710 --> 01:13:53.280 Ladies and Gentlemen. 01:13:53.550 --> 01:13:56.080 Please, may I have your attention? 01:13:58.470 --> 01:14:00.750 I know that to many of you... 01:14:01.050 --> 01:14:04.130 ...Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days. 01:14:04.810 --> 01:14:07.370 But I want you to know your elected officials... 01:14:07.480 --> 01:14:09.550 ...and your police department... 01:14:09.650 --> 01:14:12.210 ...have the situation well in hand. 01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:10.990 Got to hurry. 01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:12.580 Did somebody say fish? 01:15:12.840 --> 01:15:15.000 I haven't been fed all day. 01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:17.210 Eat floor. 01:15:18.760 --> 01:15:19.920 High fiber. 01:15:21.100 --> 01:15:22.420 Hey, stud... 01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:25.840 ...I thought we had something together. - We do. 01:15:41.830 --> 01:15:43.740 Got to go. Girl talk. 01:16:12.160 --> 01:16:15.820 She let me go. I think 'cause I reasoned with her, girl-to-girl. 01:16:16.820 --> 01:16:18.660 Be careful. Don't move. 01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:20.170 Lawn dart! 01:16:21.070 --> 01:16:23.270 Rats with wings, do your thing. 01:16:25.790 --> 01:16:27.610 Batman pushed the Princess! 01:16:43.270 --> 01:16:44.540 Hold your fire! 01:16:59.580 --> 01:17:01.970 You're catnip to a girl like me. 01:17:03.250 --> 01:17:04.990 Handsome, dazed... 01:17:06.420 --> 01:17:08.160 ...and to die for. 01:17:16.090 --> 01:17:18.580 Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. 01:17:19.350 --> 01:17:20.840 But a kiss... 01:17:21.180 --> 01:17:23.750 ...can be even deadlier if you mean it. 01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:27.710 You're the second man who's killed me this week. 01:17:27.880 --> 01:17:29.880 But I've got seven lives left. 01:17:30.050 --> 01:17:31.500 I tried to save you... 01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:34.760 Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead. 01:17:35.140 --> 01:17:36.970 Or deeply resentful. 01:17:37.980 --> 01:17:39.890 Maybe you should retire. 01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:04.040 Damn. 01:18:39.220 --> 01:18:40.670 Outstanding! 01:18:41.390 --> 01:18:43.710 You're Beauty and the Beast... 01:18:44.220 --> 01:18:47.010 ...in one luscious Christmas gift pack. 01:18:48.230 --> 01:18:50.630 You said you'd scare the Ice Princess. 01:18:50.730 --> 01:18:52.890 She looked pretty scared to me. 01:18:55.240 --> 01:18:57.060 A touch of the bubbly? 01:19:00.990 --> 01:19:03.070 So what are we waiting for? 01:19:03.290 --> 01:19:05.900 Let's consummate our fiendish union. 01:19:06.750 --> 01:19:07.910 What? 01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:09.870 Oh, come on. 01:19:10.420 --> 01:19:12.000 Can't you picture? 01:19:12.170 --> 01:19:14.330 It's dark in the mayor's mansion. 01:19:14.720 --> 01:19:17.960 I'm bushed, so here you come into the bedroom... 01:19:19.180 --> 01:19:21.260 ...twitching your little tail... 01:19:21.430 --> 01:19:24.760 ...my slippers in one hand, a dry martini in the other. 01:19:25.020 --> 01:19:26.090 Please. 01:19:26.610 --> 01:19:28.720 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. 01:19:28.820 --> 01:19:33.140 You lousy minx! I should have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! 01:19:33.780 --> 01:19:36.260 I don't think I like you anymore! 01:19:44.290 --> 01:19:46.330 Good-bye, my unintended. 01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:48.110 Go to heaven. 01:20:47.820 --> 01:20:49.010 There he is! 01:20:51.660 --> 01:20:53.400 Don't adjust your sets. 01:20:53.620 --> 01:20:54.900 Welcome... 01:20:55.170 --> 01:20:58.240 ...to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. 01:20:59.630 --> 01:21:02.030 Gentlemen, start your screaming. 01:21:36.170 --> 01:21:40.290 This may be a bad time to mention it, but my license has expired! 01:21:57.490 --> 01:21:58.480 Relax. 01:21:58.740 --> 01:22:03.150 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham! 01:22:50.130 --> 01:22:54.210 You must admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 01:23:14.450 --> 01:23:16.820 Helpless old lady at 12:00 high! 01:23:54.290 --> 01:23:55.530 That's funny. 01:24:04.300 --> 01:24:06.040 Now I'm a little worried. 01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:34.830 So he survived. Why worry? 01:24:35.000 --> 01:24:38.750 He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control! 01:24:39.640 --> 01:24:43.050 Listen to them. They've lost faith in old symbols. 01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:46.670 They're ready to bond with you, the icon of the future. 01:24:46.770 --> 01:24:48.680 If it works, don't fix it. 01:24:48.940 --> 01:24:51.390 We'll celebrate tonight at my annual ball. 01:24:51.480 --> 01:24:53.470 Shreck and Cobblepot... 01:24:54.110 --> 01:24:56.230 ...the visionary alliance. 01:25:15.970 --> 01:25:17.790 When it came time... 01:25:18.140 --> 01:25:21.090 ...to ensure the safety of our fair city... 01:25:22.640 --> 01:25:24.930 ...did the mayor have a plan? 01:25:25.810 --> 01:25:26.890 No! 01:25:28.400 --> 01:25:30.180 He relied on a man. 01:25:32.150 --> 01:25:33.480 A Batman. 01:25:34.490 --> 01:25:37.400 A ticking time-bomb of a costumed freak... 01:25:38.830 --> 01:25:41.820 Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque. 01:25:42.500 --> 01:25:45.660 But let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile. 01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:47.870 There's security to consider. 01:25:48.170 --> 01:25:51.120 We can't just take it to any old body shop. 01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:53.340 Security? 01:25:53.600 --> 01:25:55.840 Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? 01:25:55.930 --> 01:26:00.260 I'm working, I turn around and there she is. "Hi, Vick. Come on in." 01:26:09.700 --> 01:26:11.980 - Ready? - I'll take the stairs. 01:26:33.680 --> 01:26:36.590 You ask... am I up here for personal glory? 01:26:39.150 --> 01:26:40.220 No. 01:26:53.170 --> 01:26:55.910 The glory that I yearn to recapture... 01:26:57.170 --> 01:26:59.290 ...is the glory of Gotham! 01:27:17.440 --> 01:27:19.730 How can this be accomplished? 01:27:22.160 --> 01:27:23.480 I know... 01:27:23.700 --> 01:27:25.730 ...you're all concerned. 01:27:28.210 --> 01:27:29.390 Relax. 01:27:30.040 --> 01:27:34.450 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham. 01:27:41.930 --> 01:27:43.500 I didn't say that. 01:27:45.890 --> 01:27:48.970 You must admit I played this stinking city... 01:27:50.060 --> 01:27:52.140 ...like a harp from hell! 01:27:53.900 --> 01:27:55.310 You must admit... 01:27:55.490 --> 01:27:58.980 ...I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 01:28:52.390 --> 01:28:56.300 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech? 01:29:20.290 --> 01:29:21.740 There he is! 01:29:53.330 --> 01:29:54.700 My babies. 01:29:56.000 --> 01:29:57.660 Did you miss me? 01:30:11.690 --> 01:30:13.340 Did you miss me? 01:30:15.020 --> 01:30:16.890 Great speech, Oswald. 01:30:18.150 --> 01:30:20.060 My name is not Oswald! 01:30:20.700 --> 01:30:22.190 It's Penguin! 01:30:22.490 --> 01:30:24.480 I am not a human being! 01:30:24.870 --> 01:30:27.190 I am an animal. Cold-blooded! 01:30:28.660 --> 01:30:30.240 Crank the A.C.! 01:30:30.460 --> 01:30:33.240 Where are my lists? Bring me the names! 01:30:34.300 --> 01:30:35.660 It's time. 01:30:36.050 --> 01:30:39.820 These are the names of the first-born sons of Gotham City. 01:30:40.470 --> 01:30:42.130 Just like I was. 01:30:42.560 --> 01:30:45.550 And like me, a terrible fate waits for them. 01:30:47.390 --> 01:30:50.100 Tonight, while their parents party... 01:30:50.730 --> 01:30:53.060 ...they'll be dreaming away... 01:30:53.490 --> 01:30:55.560 ...in their safe cribs... 01:30:55.820 --> 01:30:57.690 ...their soft beds... 01:30:58.070 --> 01:31:00.230 ...and we'll snatch them... 01:31:00.410 --> 01:31:02.400 ...carry them into the sewer... 01:31:02.580 --> 01:31:05.860 ...and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave. 01:31:07.920 --> 01:31:09.080 Penguin? 01:31:09.840 --> 01:31:12.080 Killing sleeping children... 01:31:12.420 --> 01:31:14.170 ...isn't that a little... 01:31:24.440 --> 01:31:26.010 No, it's a lot. 01:31:35.990 --> 01:31:37.320 A reminder. 01:31:37.490 --> 01:31:41.490 Tonight is that loathsome party hosted by the odious Mr. Shreck. 01:31:41.830 --> 01:31:44.660 May we RSVP in the resoundingly negative? 01:31:45.380 --> 01:31:46.650 Not interested. 01:31:48.840 --> 01:31:50.080 Although... 01:31:52.430 --> 01:31:54.500 ...Selina Kyle might be there. 01:32:08.990 --> 01:32:10.730 Ingenious costume. 01:32:11.160 --> 01:32:12.650 Let me guess. 01:32:12.830 --> 01:32:14.820 Trust-fund goody-goody? 01:32:16.170 --> 01:32:17.570 Feeling good? 01:32:18.590 --> 01:32:22.000 You almost made a monster the mayor of Gotham City. 01:32:22.420 --> 01:32:24.750 I am the light of this city... 01:32:25.090 --> 01:32:27.580 ...and I am its mean, twisted soul. 01:32:28.010 --> 01:32:29.750 Does it matter who's mayor? 01:32:29.850 --> 01:32:31.040 It does to me. 01:32:31.430 --> 01:32:32.590 Yawn. 01:32:58.500 --> 01:33:00.900 I'm sorry about yesterday, but I had... 01:33:01.040 --> 01:33:04.490 ...a pretty big deal come through. Fall through, actually. 01:33:04.670 --> 01:33:07.540 It's okay. I had to go home and feed my cat. 01:33:12.070 --> 01:33:13.060 Lovely. 01:33:14.740 --> 01:33:17.980 I wish I could say the same, but I came for Max. 01:33:20.950 --> 01:33:22.570 Do you mean you... 01:33:22.910 --> 01:33:24.280 Not you and Max? 01:33:29.560 --> 01:33:31.300 No. This and Max. 01:33:34.570 --> 01:33:38.690 Don't tell me killing Max won't solve anything, because it will. 01:33:39.780 --> 01:33:43.110 Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron... 01:33:43.280 --> 01:33:46.190 ...coming out on top when he should be six feet under? 01:33:46.290 --> 01:33:50.450 You may have problems with your boss, but who do you think you are? 01:33:53.460 --> 01:33:55.710 I don't know anymore, Bruce. 01:34:05.110 --> 01:34:06.520 Oh, my God. 01:34:07.450 --> 01:34:09.980 Does this mean we have to start fighting? 01:34:11.030 --> 01:34:12.610 Let's go outside. 01:34:41.490 --> 01:34:43.570 - Are you okay? - I'm all right. 01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:53.660 You didn't invite me... 01:34:53.930 --> 01:34:55.580 ...so I crashed! 01:34:59.140 --> 01:35:00.210 What do you want? 01:35:00.310 --> 01:35:02.130 Right now, my troops... 01:35:02.390 --> 01:35:04.640 ...are fanning out across town... 01:35:04.900 --> 01:35:06.720 ...for your children! 01:35:07.020 --> 01:35:08.010 Yes! 01:35:08.190 --> 01:35:10.270 For your first-born sons! 01:35:11.030 --> 01:35:13.900 The ones you left defenseless at home... 01:35:14.200 --> 01:35:16.520 ...so you could dress up like *... 01:35:16.620 --> 01:35:18.740 ...get juiced and dance... 01:35:19.540 --> 01:35:20.860 ...badly! 01:35:25.460 --> 01:35:27.450 I've personally come... 01:35:28.050 --> 01:35:30.420 ...for Gotham's favorite son... 01:35:30.630 --> 01:35:32.420 ...Mr. Chip Shreck. 01:35:33.640 --> 01:35:36.340 You're coming with me, you Great White Dope... 01:35:37.310 --> 01:35:39.630 ...to die, way down in the sewer! 01:35:40.310 --> 01:35:44.090 Not Chip. If you have any human feeling, take me instead. 01:35:46.400 --> 01:35:48.100 I don't. So, no! 01:35:48.570 --> 01:35:49.840 I'm the one you want. 01:35:49.950 --> 01:35:53.440 Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you? 01:35:54.000 --> 01:35:56.070 Isn't it Max, not Chip... 01:35:56.670 --> 01:36:00.160 ...you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage? 01:36:05.170 --> 01:36:06.920 Okay, you got a point. 01:36:07.260 --> 01:36:10.000 I'll let the little prince live, for now. 01:36:10.260 --> 01:36:11.450 In the duck! 01:36:31.960 --> 01:36:34.120 This is going to be good... 01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:38.630 ...to cut down a whole crop of Gotham's most promising... 01:36:39.720 --> 01:36:41.380 ...before their prime. 01:36:43.730 --> 01:36:46.290 You ask me... how do I lure them in? 01:36:50.440 --> 01:36:52.810 A little "Pied Penguin" action. 01:36:55.410 --> 01:36:57.890 And you get to watch them sink... 01:36:58.750 --> 01:37:00.570 ...into a deep puddle... 01:37:00.750 --> 01:37:03.280 ...of your industrial by-products. 01:37:04.130 --> 01:37:05.230 Then... 01:37:05.460 --> 01:37:07.080 ...you join them. 01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:39.330 Hurry up and get those kids loaded. 01:37:48.940 --> 01:37:50.930 Right this way, kiddies. 01:37:51.490 --> 01:37:52.980 Come with me. 01:38:09.470 --> 01:38:11.790 So where are all the children? 01:38:15.810 --> 01:38:17.130 "Dear Penguin: 01:38:17.350 --> 01:38:20.470 "The children regret they're unable to attend. 01:38:21.020 --> 01:38:22.340 "Batman! " 01:38:35.870 --> 01:38:37.650 My dear penguins... 01:38:39.040 --> 01:38:41.520 ...we stand on a great threshold! 01:38:43.000 --> 01:38:45.000 It's okay to be scared! 01:38:45.670 --> 01:38:48.160 Many of you won't be coming back. 01:38:48.550 --> 01:38:50.340 Thanks to Batman... 01:38:51.010 --> 01:38:52.840 ...the time has come... 01:38:53.060 --> 01:38:55.460 ...to punish all God's children! 01:38:56.980 --> 01:38:59.850 First-, second-, third- And fourth-born! 01:39:00.650 --> 01:39:02.180 Why be biased? 01:39:02.490 --> 01:39:04.140 Male and female! 01:39:04.900 --> 01:39:07.150 Hell, the sexes are equal... 01:39:08.070 --> 01:39:10.320 ...with their erogenous zones... 01:39:10.490 --> 01:39:12.240 ...blown sky-high! 01:39:15.170 --> 01:39:16.320 Forward... 01:39:17.670 --> 01:39:18.830 ...march! 01:39:19.250 --> 01:39:21.410 The liberation of Gotham... 01:39:22.590 --> 01:39:24.080 ...has begun! 01:40:09.230 --> 01:40:11.550 The penguins are moving above ground. 01:40:36.930 --> 01:40:38.420 Penguin army... 01:40:38.600 --> 01:40:41.920 ...approaching launch destination at Gotham Plaza. 01:40:43.270 --> 01:40:45.390 One minute until ignition. 01:40:45.940 --> 01:40:48.220 They wouldn't put me on a pedestal... 01:40:48.400 --> 01:40:50.800 ...so I'm laying them on a slab! 01:40:52.070 --> 01:40:54.810 Penguins seem to be converging on Gotham Plaza. 01:41:18.060 --> 01:41:20.180 Thirty seconds until ignition. 01:41:22.150 --> 01:41:24.680 Estimated casualties after launch: 01:41:25.820 --> 01:41:27.390 100,000 people. 01:41:30.820 --> 01:41:33.610 The penguins have reached Gotham Square. 01:41:53.020 --> 01:41:55.010 Fifteen seconds to ignition. 01:41:57.600 --> 01:41:59.300 Ready when you are, sir. 01:42:02.110 --> 01:42:03.850 I've got the coordinates. 01:42:11.700 --> 01:42:13.400 Let's turn them around. 01:42:21.970 --> 01:42:23.460 Something is wrong. 01:42:25.220 --> 01:42:27.300 Something has jammed the signal. 01:42:37.570 --> 01:42:39.940 They seem to be turning around. 01:43:11.020 --> 01:43:13.890 There is also something coming this way. 01:43:14.860 --> 01:43:16.850 Very large. Very fast. 01:43:33.130 --> 01:43:34.460 Who's there? 01:43:41.730 --> 01:43:44.050 I'm homing in on the signal's origin. 01:45:00.110 --> 01:45:03.180 You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak... 01:45:03.530 --> 01:45:05.770 ...and you have to wear a mask! 01:45:06.030 --> 01:45:07.690 You might be right. 01:45:10.290 --> 01:45:14.230 But what it all comes down to is: Who's holding the umbrella? 01:45:40.740 --> 01:45:42.100 My babies! 01:47:18.810 --> 01:47:23.140 I don't know what you want, but I can get it with a minimum of fuss. 01:47:25.320 --> 01:47:26.480 Money. 01:47:26.820 --> 01:47:27.810 Jewels. 01:47:28.110 --> 01:47:30.100 A very big ball of string. 01:47:34.580 --> 01:47:36.240 Your blood, Max. 01:47:36.460 --> 01:47:38.030 I gave at the office. 01:47:38.460 --> 01:47:40.620 A half-pint. I'm talking gallons. 01:47:41.000 --> 01:47:42.450 Let's make a deal! 01:47:42.630 --> 01:47:44.750 Other than my blood, what can I do? 01:47:44.840 --> 01:47:47.120 Sorry, Max. A die for a die. 01:47:58.360 --> 01:48:00.720 You're not just saving a life... 01:48:00.860 --> 01:48:02.890 Shut up. You're going to jail. 01:48:03.610 --> 01:48:07.860 Don't be naive. The law doesn't apply to people like him... or us. 01:48:08.450 --> 01:48:10.030 Wrong on both counts. 01:48:20.130 --> 01:48:21.290 Why do this? 01:48:25.300 --> 01:48:27.460 Let's just take him to the police. 01:48:29.060 --> 01:48:30.760 Then we can go home... 01:48:31.980 --> 01:48:33.140 ...together. 01:48:39.200 --> 01:48:40.270 Selina... 01:48:43.490 --> 01:48:45.150 ...don't you see? 01:48:46.290 --> 01:48:47.560 We're the same. 01:48:50.000 --> 01:48:51.410 We're the same. 01:48:53.130 --> 01:48:54.200 Split... 01:48:54.630 --> 01:48:56.120 ...down the center. 01:49:17.700 --> 01:49:18.940 Please. 01:49:20.200 --> 01:49:21.360 Bruce... 01:49:22.200 --> 01:49:25.360 ...I would love to live with you in your castle... 01:49:27.880 --> 01:49:30.620 ...forever, just like in a fairy tale. 01:49:36.390 --> 01:49:40.160 I just couldn't live with myself. Don't pretend this is a happy ending. 01:49:42.890 --> 01:49:44.140 Selina Kyle. 01:49:45.650 --> 01:49:47.060 You're fired. 01:49:47.480 --> 01:49:49.060 And Bruce Wayne... 01:49:49.570 --> 01:49:51.390 ...why are you dressed up like Batman? 01:49:51.490 --> 01:49:53.890 Because he is Batman, you moron! 01:49:55.280 --> 01:49:56.360 Was. 01:49:58.950 --> 01:49:59.900 Don't. 01:50:00.080 --> 01:50:03.700 You killed me, the Penguin killed me, Batman killed me. 01:50:04.250 --> 01:50:07.290 Three lives down. Got enough to finish me off? 01:50:07.380 --> 01:50:08.910 One way to find out. 01:50:12.510 --> 01:50:13.500 Four. 01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:14.920 Five. 01:50:18.390 --> 01:50:19.580 Still alive! 01:50:29.280 --> 01:50:30.360 Six. 01:50:30.530 --> 01:50:31.610 Seven. 01:50:31.830 --> 01:50:34.070 All good girls go to heaven. 01:50:40.540 --> 01:50:42.120 Two lives left. 01:50:44.380 --> 01:50:46.860 I'll save one for next Christmas. 01:50:49.300 --> 01:50:51.210 But in the meantime... 01:52:18.120 --> 01:52:19.940 I picked a cute one. 01:52:23.460 --> 01:52:25.530 The heat's getting to me. 01:52:26.460 --> 01:52:28.700 I'll murder you momentarily. 01:52:31.010 --> 01:52:32.460 But first... 01:52:33.220 --> 01:52:35.290 ...I need a cool drink... 01:52:36.010 --> 01:52:37.670 ...of ice water. 01:54:19.720 --> 01:54:21.040 Stop the car. 01:55:42.060 --> 01:55:43.720 Come what may... 01:55:44.150 --> 01:55:46.140 ...Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne! 01:55:47.150 --> 01:55:48.890 Merry Christmas, Alfred! 01:55:50.660 --> 01:55:52.310 Goodwill toward men. 01:55:55.000 --> 01:55:56.240 And women.