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There's nothing
like seeing

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a child on stage
for the first time.

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They get up there, the lights hit,
and suddenly, the whole world opens up.

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Theater for children,

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it's unbelievable
what they learn.

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They learn to improvise,
dance, sing, work with each other,

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and some of them really
need it, they really do.

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That's why I built this camp.

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But keeping the camp open
is a year-round job.

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That's why we spend
the whole spring on the road,

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And, you know, we're
theater people, so.

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We know how to work a crowd.

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Being at camp
for a whole summer,

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what it can do for a child.

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We don't have
that much room left.

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We have not much room.

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No, we have a little bit of
wiggle room at the camp.

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Maybe four more kids?

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- We're almost full...
- We are.

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...so I think you should
register early for your girl.

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For sure.

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And Ronald, I'm so sorry
to hear about your divorce.

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I know.

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I mean,
she was just too young.

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But if your son
needs a place to go,

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AdirondACTS is the perfect
place for him to come.

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We found a lot of star campers
at this school.

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I know Willow was freaked out
by the bedbugs,

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tell her they're gone.

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Why are you smiling?

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He drives me crazy.
He's practically drunk.

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I know.

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But I think we got him
to sign up his kid.

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We're so behind
this year.

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We need to raise more money.

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I know. I was thinking
we could give Leo a lead.

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Leo? No.

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He's awful.

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I know he's awful
and he's tone-deaf,

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but his parents
are really rich.

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Oh, come on. You know
we don't do things that way.

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It's always gotta be
about the talent.

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- How rich?
- So rich.

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- Oh!
- Look at him.

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- Sebastian?
- I know.

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He is giving 110%.

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- Oh, my God! Joan!
- Oh, my baby

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Joan!

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This is... Somebody help me!
Somebody help me.

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She's not breathing.

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This is not part of the show.

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I need help!

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It's beautiful.

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What's up, Troy-jans?
It's your boy, Troy.

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Just right off the bat, wanna
keep it real with you guys,

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feeling a little *
without my ring light.

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But you know what?

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We still out here.

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As you guys know,

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I don't usually like to talk
about my...

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To be honest,
I've been going through

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some low-key
personal stuff lately

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and I just feel obligated
to let you guys know that.

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Long story short,

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theater gave my mom a coma.

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She's down for the count

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for... we
really don't know how long.

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Unfortunately, that's just
kinda how comas go.

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But fear not, fam.

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Even though I never really
vibed with my mom's camp

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and spent my summers doing
dope shit with my friends,

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I happen to be
a financial guru

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and world-renowned
business mentor.

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Yeah, I do that kind of stuff.

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Your boy has the BDE.

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That's right. The business
development expertise

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to hold down the fort.

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Oh, my God, there's a person.

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I was in here
fixing the blinds,

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and then you came in

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and I panicked and stayed.

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I'm Glenn.
I'm the technical director.

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How you doing, man?

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Over the next three weeks,

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I'm gonna give you
an inside look

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at how I can take a business
from lame... to lit.

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Let's build.

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The most pressing matters
are in the main stage.

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Right now,
the cyclorama is buckling.

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It needs to be re-anchored.

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Uh, we're gonna
need to prioritize

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the remaining equipment
for the musicals,

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which means the straight plays
are gonna have to be acoustic.

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Uh, which is actually
how they do it on Broadway.

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Can I just
cut you off? Real quick.

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- Um...
- It seems like you've got

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a pretty good handle
on this...

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- Yeah.
- ...so I'm just gonna take

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"understanding a word
you're saying"

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off my list

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and let you take it
from here, brother.

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Okay.

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Quick question, though,
what's a straight play?

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Well, there are musicals,

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and then
there are straight plays.

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So then what would be
a * play?

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I guess a musical.

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Oh, cool.

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- Yes. Yes!
- Oh, yes!

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Wait,
we have to bunk together.

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We have to.

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So, you're in bunk five, Ellen.

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Okay, 'kay, 'kay.
That's good. That's good.

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Beck, stop.

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Beck, stop the car.

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- Let me in.
- I am letting you in.

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wandering about.

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He has no idea where he is,
what he's doing.

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He can't see?

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No, he only talks
to his camera.

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Oh, my God.

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The least creative person
I've ever met,

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and I've yet
to speak to the man.

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Play ball.

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She's hot.

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And half the staff
has been cut.

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They're not even coming back.

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We need a coup.

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Well, there's not even enough
of us to have a coup now.

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- Oh, my God.
- Jesus.

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- She wouldn't even want it.
- No.

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We really have to hold
this place down artistically.

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I can't believe
that Joan's not here.

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I can't believe it.

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All I was doing
was blowing the roof off

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of Honestly, Sincere
in Bye Bye Birdie.

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Then I look over
to my house seats

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and there's Joan, convulsing.

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- What?
- It was frightening.

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All right.
Let's take a knee

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with the talking, fam.

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Listen up!

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Keep it down.

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Fam?

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Squad? Gang?

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Maybe, uh, zip it?

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Everybody.

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Can we just get you guys to...

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Oh, what a beautiful

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Whaddup, AdirondACTS?

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You guys know Joan, right?

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Yeah, um, so she's not here.

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Um, you know, which
we're all very sad about.

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But don't worry.

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I'm her son.

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Troy!

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Don't worry, guys.

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I just wanna reassure you
this will be a normal summer.

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You can check out my website.

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- Oh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah.
- We're good. Thanks so much.

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Hi, guys.

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We love you, Gigi!

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So a few reminders.

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I just need to know
all of your updated sizes.

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Also, sad news,

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I will not be doing
piercings any more in the hut.

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Yeah. Because there's
a narc amongst us.

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Um, Cassie has narced.

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It's totally fine. Uh, yeah.

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Okay, I love you guys.

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Love you.

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As you all know,

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I'm Amos Klobuchar,
head of drama.

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Rebecca-Diane,
head of music theory.

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We are now going to announce,
as we do every summer,

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this session's productions.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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There once was a story

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'Bout a girl named Lisa

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She wanted to perform
But she didn't have her visa

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Sorry about your visa, Lisa

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Five, six, seven, eight

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Playing baseball
with the devil

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in a baseball diamond.

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Damn Yankees
in the outdoor stage.

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Who goes there?

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Is it a ghost?

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Is it a witch?

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The Crucible junior
in the lobby.

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In the land of Andrew Lloyd

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Where the felines sing and dance

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Whisker faced in unitards

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You can join their feral prance

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Cats immersive.

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Well, I guess
that's all, folks.

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I gotta start walking home.

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I'm taking a cab.

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An original piece

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And it's fully brand new

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And it's fresh from our hearts
Written just for you

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But you've gotta be good, yeah
You've gotta be great

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You've gotta be the crème de la crème

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Of the place

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This summer it's a story...

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About a woman in her glory.

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The founding of a space...

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That has become
our favorite place.

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A woman who all in this room
deeply love.

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And she's looking down,
not quite from above.

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Joan can...

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- Joan will...
- Joan here?

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Joan, Still!

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Your resume
is absolutely stacked.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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How did you learn
stage combat?

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Oh! Oh, man.

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It's hard to even say

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'cause I've been doing it
for so long.

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- Totally.
- Yeah.

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How about accent work?

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Oh.
You no worry.

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I can do it, don't worry.

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That's really neat.

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How about horseback riding?

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- Jousting? Is that like with the...?
- Yeah.

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That is with those. Yeah.

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And then when did you learn
how to juggle?

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Well, um... Oh, there was
a fire at my house.

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And that's sort of how I dealt
with the trauma.

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I am running late
for my niece's christening.

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I don't want to find another
therapist, David.

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or a note
is a little off-key,

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you crack or something,

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just, what does that

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- say about you?
- Mmm-hmm.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I don't think you were... Oh.

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That's a good song choice
for her.

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I do believe her
as a French prostitute.

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Amos.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
* worker.

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Thank you.

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This is an example of a kid

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who started working
way too young.

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- You got snacks?
- No, I don't have anything.

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Um, that rhythm was wrong.
Can we do that again?

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It says you're allergic
to polyester. Why?

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That's what's up, dawg. Finally.

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That was bussin'.

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Inappropriate to give
feedback during the audition.

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Yeah.

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Please don't
internalize that.

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It's Devon?

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- Yeah.
- Your first summer?

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- Here?
- Yeah.

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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Do you know
any other Post songs

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that you could like,
rattle off the dome,

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like maybe
Wow or Congratulations...

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or the one from
the Spider-Verse soundtrack?

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Oh, uh, excuse me,
I just need a second.

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Ma'am,
you can't be back here.

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I'm sorry. Um...

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My name's Caroline Krauss.
I'm a rep from Camp Lakeside.

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Shut up!

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Turn down your music!

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This is a bucolic setting!

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Okay, well,
whatever it is you're selling,

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we don't want any.

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Oh, I was actually here
to introduce myself

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to the, uh, new boss.

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Is there... Is Troy here?

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I am so sorry
to hear about your mom.

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Can you clear now, please?
Thank you.

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My entire team
at Barnswell Capital

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is sending healing thoughts.

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Wait, Barnswell Capital?
Like the Barnswell Capital?

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- Yeah.
- Whoa.

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Your work is so inspiring.

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I mean,
the Gentri-vacation Project.

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I have to say

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Gentri-vacation
was my brainchild.

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- Wow, you know, um...
- You know...

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- I'm sorry.
- You go.

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I was just gonna say that

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you seem to know
a lot about business.

00:14:35.491 --> 00:14:37.291
I'm a bit
of a money man myself.

00:14:37.410 --> 00:14:39.143
You know, I've been trying
to bring some of my

00:14:39.872 --> 00:14:42.854
en-Troy-preneurship
to the AdirondACTS.

00:14:42.878 --> 00:14:45.509
That's funny.
That's catchy, en-Troy.

00:14:45.534 --> 00:14:46.945
- My name's Troy.
- I know.

00:14:46.970 --> 00:14:49.026
I understood it completely
the first time I heard it.

00:14:49.051 --> 00:14:49.960
Yeah.

00:14:49.985 --> 00:14:52.314
That's kind of what we're
doing with Lakeside.

00:14:52.338 --> 00:14:53.834
- Yeah?
- Yeah, we recently acquired it

00:14:53.859 --> 00:14:56.106
so I'm doing
kind of a complete overhaul

00:14:56.130 --> 00:14:57.842
- of the management structure.
- Wow!

00:14:57.867 --> 00:14:59.569
I think it's commendable

00:14:59.569 --> 00:15:00.479
what you're doing here.

00:15:00.504 --> 00:15:02.233
Taking on the burden
of your mother's condition.

00:15:02.257 --> 00:15:04.929
- Yeah.
- And her struggling business.

00:15:05.299 --> 00:15:07.135
That's gotta be so much weight
on your shoulders.

00:15:07.303 --> 00:15:08.722
Yeah. It is.

00:15:09.599 --> 00:15:11.394
Excuse me.
So sorry.

00:15:11.561 --> 00:15:14.149
This is an active work zone.

00:15:14.174 --> 00:15:16.062
I'm gonna need you
to vacate the area.

00:15:16.086 --> 00:15:17.757
Uh, just one moment.

00:15:17.782 --> 00:15:19.252
Troy, I think this could be

00:15:19.276 --> 00:15:21.107
an exciting opportunity
for the both of us.

00:15:21.131 --> 00:15:23.219
- Wow. Yeah.
- You know what?

00:15:23.244 --> 00:15:24.914
I'm gonna need
this exact space

00:15:24.939 --> 00:15:27.110
to get up
really high for some work.

00:15:27.301 --> 00:15:29.597
Look, Troy,
I don't need to tell you

00:15:29.597 --> 00:15:31.851
that the bank
has filed a notice of default.

00:15:32.228 --> 00:15:33.313
What?

00:15:33.313 --> 00:15:35.442
And it's not news to you,
of course,

00:15:35.442 --> 00:15:38.990
that they're weeks away from
foreclosing on this place.

00:15:41.454 --> 00:15:44.377
No, that's definitely
not news to me.

00:15:48.385 --> 00:15:52.100
Listen, I think I can help you
get out of this jam.

00:15:52.125 --> 00:15:53.460
I know I speak on behalf

00:15:53.485 --> 00:15:55.542
of my entire
board of directors

00:15:55.566 --> 00:15:57.945
when I say
that Barnswell Capital

00:15:58.112 --> 00:16:00.909
would love to get into bed
with AdirondACTS.

00:16:12.817 --> 00:16:13.719
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean

00:16:13.719 --> 00:16:15.564
to interrupt
that conversation.

00:16:15.564 --> 00:16:16.893
That was very
out of character for me.

00:16:16.917 --> 00:16:18.295
- A little brazen...
- Hey, you can't tell anyone

00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:20.908
about this
foreclosure thing, okay?

00:16:20.908 --> 00:16:22.160
It's between me and you.

00:16:22.495 --> 00:16:25.792
Uh, yeah.
Uh, our little secret.

00:16:25.792 --> 00:16:27.671
But I do think
you should know,

00:16:28.130 --> 00:16:29.759
Barnswell Capital,
they're not people

00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:31.804
that we should be
getting into bed with.

00:16:31.971 --> 00:16:34.519
Lakeside is the enemy.

00:16:34.544 --> 00:16:36.397
They've been trying
to get this land

00:16:36.397 --> 00:16:38.025
for a very long time,

00:16:38.192 --> 00:16:40.405
and I think Joan's success is,
in large part,

00:16:40.405 --> 00:16:42.493
due to the fact
that she has leaned on us,

00:16:42.660 --> 00:16:43.954
AdirondACTS family,

00:16:44.497 --> 00:16:46.501
and your mother used to say,

00:16:46.668 --> 00:16:47.878
"We're theater people.

00:16:47.878 --> 00:16:50.676
"We know how to turn
cardboard into gold."

00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:00.696
- What?
- Oh, my God.

00:17:00.696 --> 00:17:01.781
Troy.

00:17:01.948 --> 00:17:04.119
Okay, you're not ruining
my final note.

00:17:08.336 --> 00:17:09.547
Yeah.

00:17:10.382 --> 00:17:12.469
I really need to start
reading the mail.

00:17:31.379 --> 00:17:33.171
- Move on. We're gonna move on.
- Okay.

00:17:33.196 --> 00:17:35.491
Okay. What about this?
The Crucible or Cats?

00:17:35.515 --> 00:17:37.287
I think that she's
in the running for Tituba.

00:17:37.311 --> 00:17:38.647
- No.
- In the running.

00:17:38.672 --> 00:17:40.557
How are we gonna
talk about Tituba

00:17:40.582 --> 00:17:42.660
when we haven't
picked a Proctor?

00:17:42.685 --> 00:17:44.173
Do you think
you could channel her for us?

00:17:44.197 --> 00:17:47.097
Just try. I know you don't
like to do it on command,

00:17:47.174 --> 00:17:49.848
but maybe Joan has some wisdom
to offer in this moment.

00:17:49.848 --> 00:17:50.975
Here
in this situation room.

00:17:50.975 --> 00:17:51.960
Oh, I would love to...

00:17:51.985 --> 00:17:53.165
Oh, I wanna talk to her.

00:17:53.189 --> 00:17:54.283
Please do it.

00:17:54.303 --> 00:17:56.139
I have so many things
to tell her.

00:17:56.139 --> 00:17:57.267
- Joan!
- Joan.

00:17:57.267 --> 00:17:58.253
Joan, are you there?

00:17:58.278 --> 00:17:59.831
- Are you here, Joan?
- Guys, real quick.

00:17:59.855 --> 00:18:00.941
- Joan, speak to us.
- I'm gonna head out

00:18:00.941 --> 00:18:02.820
just 'cause the candles
and kids thing

00:18:02.820 --> 00:18:04.188
is making me
feel a little bit weird.

00:18:04.188 --> 00:18:05.325
We don't have
that much time to begin with.

00:18:05.492 --> 00:18:06.536
- Thank you.
- That's fine. Please.

00:18:06.661 --> 00:18:07.663
Oh, my God!

00:18:07.663 --> 00:18:08.873
Can we get back
to the business at hand?

00:18:08.873 --> 00:18:10.627
Can we open up the
discussion in terms of Lolas?

00:18:10.652 --> 00:18:12.114
I'm just gonna
throw a name out. Chantal.

00:18:12.139 --> 00:18:13.182
Chantal. Yes, Chantal.

00:18:13.207 --> 00:18:15.128
It's exactly what
I was thinking. Chantal.

00:18:15.152 --> 00:18:17.783
- Chantal. Chantal.
- Chantal.

00:18:18.620 --> 00:18:21.251
Okay. Where do you
think this one goes?

00:18:22.478 --> 00:18:24.726
Well, it looks like it was
some kind of short.

00:18:24.992 --> 00:18:27.080
- Did you check the...
- Breakers?

00:18:27.247 --> 00:18:28.980
Yeah, I killed them already.

00:18:42.611 --> 00:18:44.574
Wow,
that's really pretty, Glenn.

00:18:47.393 --> 00:18:48.842
Okay. Uh...

00:18:48.867 --> 00:18:50.625
You want him
and Sebastian in Joan?

00:18:50.650 --> 00:18:51.735
Listen.
Hey, how about...

00:18:51.760 --> 00:18:52.971
I have no one.

00:18:52.996 --> 00:18:54.311
You take Sean,
we'll take Sebastian.

00:18:54.335 --> 00:18:55.421
- Hmm?
- All right.

00:18:55.446 --> 00:18:56.531
- Now we have a deal.
- All right. All right.

00:18:56.556 --> 00:18:58.460
- He can be Mr. Mistoffelees.
- Okay. Okay.

00:18:58.484 --> 00:19:00.404
- Put him in there.
- Okay. Sean is Mistoffelees.

00:19:00.429 --> 00:19:03.352
If we can have Darla
for Joan, Still.

00:19:03.904 --> 00:19:04.906
You can have Darla.

00:19:05.114 --> 00:19:07.495
I'm sorry.
For what in Joan, Still?

00:19:07.520 --> 00:19:08.814
To play Joan. Old Joan.

00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:10.152
She's not
even on my list.

00:19:10.177 --> 00:19:12.340
- She's obviously the best one.
- Joan is the most organic

00:19:12.365 --> 00:19:14.033
and warm person that I know.

00:19:14.057 --> 00:19:15.059
It emanates from her

00:19:15.084 --> 00:19:16.546
and Darla, it's sort of like,
put on and then another layer,

00:19:16.571 --> 00:19:18.689
put on and then another layer,
put on...

00:19:18.713 --> 00:19:20.033
Like all of the work
she's done...

00:19:20.057 --> 00:19:23.057
- I find her so free.
- All the sets

00:19:23.086 --> 00:19:23.972
she's been on
just reek on her.

00:19:23.997 --> 00:19:25.251
Just sit with it for a second.

00:19:41.563 --> 00:19:44.234
Please
don't disappoint Joan.

00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:52.041
Campers,

00:19:52.751 --> 00:19:54.296
the cast lists are up.

00:20:22.463 --> 00:20:24.175
You've got to hear
her sing, Marty.

00:20:24.200 --> 00:20:26.914
She just booked the title role
in Joan, Still...

00:20:26.939 --> 00:20:29.279
...and I'm this close
to signing her.

00:20:29.303 --> 00:20:30.638
She's the whole package.

00:20:30.663 --> 00:20:31.665
My daughter is a genius.

00:20:31.690 --> 00:20:33.404
I hear you loud and clear.
Believe me, you're not the

00:20:33.428 --> 00:20:36.564
only one who's upset.
I've been getting a lot of calls.

00:20:39.253 --> 00:20:40.224
Ma'am, again,
I was not involved

00:20:40.249 --> 00:20:42.221
in the casting decision.

00:20:42.245 --> 00:20:43.789
I will be sure
to pass that on.

00:20:43.789 --> 00:20:45.561
But in the meantime,
if you wanna bribe me,

00:20:45.585 --> 00:20:47.088
- I am very open to...
- Troy, right?

00:20:47.113 --> 00:20:48.541
- Are you listening to me?
- Hold on one second.

00:20:48.565 --> 00:20:49.418
Hi, yes.

00:20:49.443 --> 00:20:50.966
- Hi. I'm Darla.
- Hi, Darla.

00:20:50.990 --> 00:20:52.433
I just wanna thank you
for entrusting me

00:20:52.457 --> 00:20:55.089
to inhabit your mother
in Joan, Still.

00:20:55.113 --> 00:20:57.334
Wasn't me who made
the decision, but of course.

00:20:57.359 --> 00:20:58.812
I'd love to have a sit-down.

00:20:58.836 --> 00:21:00.173
Go over her mannerisms, tics,

00:21:00.198 --> 00:21:02.668
favorite foods and traumas.

00:21:02.692 --> 00:21:03.525
Right on. Um...

00:21:03.562 --> 00:21:04.890
Do you happen
to have her dream journal?

00:21:04.915 --> 00:21:07.122
Dream journal. Um,
you might have to come back.

00:21:07.146 --> 00:21:08.956
Troy, all the freezers
were out last night,

00:21:08.980 --> 00:21:11.223
so the meat turned.
So what do we serve for lunch?

00:21:11.247 --> 00:21:13.418
I'll come back later.

00:21:13.443 --> 00:21:14.528
Have a big breakfast.

00:21:15.478 --> 00:21:16.897
Rita.

00:21:17.983 --> 00:21:18.984
Class,

00:21:20.238 --> 00:21:23.244
to dance
is the highest expression

00:21:23.411 --> 00:21:25.039
of human existence.

00:21:25.206 --> 00:21:28.587
Acting is remembering
and then choosing to forget.

00:21:28.754 --> 00:21:32.637
Music is the closest thing
we have to the other side.

00:21:44.703 --> 00:21:45.747
Mask work.

00:21:45.955 --> 00:21:47.125
Who's next?

00:21:47.292 --> 00:21:48.294
So, I'm gonna be
teaching you guys

00:21:48.294 --> 00:21:49.546
a little fashion history

00:21:49.713 --> 00:21:50.923
and we're gonna
really look closely

00:21:50.923 --> 00:21:52.903
at the period costuming.

00:21:54.783 --> 00:21:56.829
- Characterization.
- Characterization.

00:21:56.995 --> 00:21:58.874
It's time to dive in
to our first exercise.

00:21:59.041 --> 00:22:01.421
Somebody wants to maybe
give it a shot?

00:22:01.587 --> 00:22:02.799
Anybody.

00:22:03.383 --> 00:22:04.385
Nobody?

00:22:05.972 --> 00:22:07.839
Darla, why don't you come up
here and demonstrate with me?

00:22:07.983 --> 00:22:10.089
Now we're gonna do
a little bit of an exercise

00:22:10.113 --> 00:22:11.358
to just strengthen our mouths.

00:22:11.376 --> 00:22:12.921
You are a family...

00:22:14.215 --> 00:22:15.384
of influencers.

00:22:15.594 --> 00:22:17.263
The mom is the manager.

00:22:17.431 --> 00:22:19.894
You're dating
a basketball player,

00:22:20.061 --> 00:22:22.065
but he's constantly
cheating on you.

00:22:22.231 --> 00:22:23.568
And if that isn't enough,

00:22:23.693 --> 00:22:25.593
all your names
start with the same letter.

00:22:25.827 --> 00:22:27.732
Wanting to learn
about stagecraft

00:22:28.099 --> 00:22:29.969
is an act of nobility.

00:22:30.237 --> 00:22:33.368
You know, even if it's just
because dance was full.

00:22:34.036 --> 00:22:37.000
Something that we like
to dig into here

00:22:37.167 --> 00:22:40.006
is the art of the spotlight.

00:22:46.853 --> 00:22:50.361
No offense,
but this is really easy.

00:22:50.527 --> 00:22:52.448
Can you make it harder?

00:22:54.117 --> 00:22:55.119
Okay.

00:23:35.904 --> 00:23:38.075
You know, if there was
a real dancer on stage,

00:23:38.075 --> 00:23:39.160
that would be...

00:23:40.329 --> 00:23:41.623
that would be different.

00:23:41.790 --> 00:23:42.960
Better, probably.

00:23:43.126 --> 00:23:44.462
Whoa, that was amazing.

00:23:44.629 --> 00:23:46.257
Let's take a break.

00:23:47.477 --> 00:23:48.562
So we have like...

00:23:52.555 --> 00:23:53.557
And then...

00:23:53.557 --> 00:23:54.934
-  Daddy
- Yeah.

00:23:54.959 --> 00:23:56.963
I want her to say that loudly.

00:23:56.988 --> 00:23:58.616
- Write that down.
- Mmm-hmm. Like guttural.

00:23:58.641 --> 00:24:00.856
- That's very Joan.
- A guttural "Daddy."

00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:02.925
It would be great to go
into the first rehearsal

00:24:02.950 --> 00:24:04.871
with like,
three or four songs.

00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:07.543
For Joan's song at Studio 54,
I've been thinking...

00:24:10.821 --> 00:24:11.823
It's tap.

00:24:11.990 --> 00:24:13.452
- It's tap.
- It's tap.

00:24:14.329 --> 00:24:16.375
- Like, stocks and bonds.
- Stocks things

00:24:19.798 --> 00:24:21.093
I don't know
when I'm gonna be able

00:24:21.093 --> 00:24:23.847
- to really get to the finale.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

00:24:23.872 --> 00:24:25.548
- You can take that?
- Yeah, I got it.

00:24:25.572 --> 00:24:27.535
So, I'm writing,
Rebecca-Diane...

00:24:27.730 --> 00:24:28.732
finale.

00:24:29.518 --> 00:24:31.339
It's for her.
It's all for her.

00:24:31.363 --> 00:24:32.740
It's for her.

00:24:38.627 --> 00:24:40.047
Performers, attention.

00:24:41.550 --> 00:24:43.905
Welcome to the first rehearsal
of Joan, Still.

00:24:43.929 --> 00:24:45.433
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.288
Emotionally,
physically and spiritually,

00:24:47.312 --> 00:24:49.232
this is our most complicated
piece we've ever tried to do.

00:24:49.232 --> 00:24:50.318
Most ambitious.

00:24:50.484 --> 00:24:54.159
Now, we only have three weeks
to create a masterpiece.

00:24:54.492 --> 00:24:55.953
It's on you now.
It's up to you.

00:24:55.978 --> 00:24:57.099
So that's on your shoulders

00:24:57.123 --> 00:25:00.355
as well as Joan's well-being
and her legacy. All on you.

00:25:00.379 --> 00:25:02.686
But you so deserve it
on every level.

00:25:02.710 --> 00:25:04.881
You guys are so talented,
so unbelievable.

00:25:04.906 --> 00:25:05.908
This will break you.

00:25:06.683 --> 00:25:08.354
This will fully destroy you.

00:25:08.520 --> 00:25:11.656
Congratulations on being the
most talented kids at camp.

00:25:18.332 --> 00:25:20.211
On a "mi," go.

00:25:22.686 --> 00:25:24.106
Um, I'm just gonna go
and see if there's

00:25:24.131 --> 00:25:24.836
any alcohol
that's been confiscated.

00:25:24.961 --> 00:25:26.464
I'll just grab it
and I'll meet you at the fire pit?

00:25:26.489 --> 00:25:28.620
You know what? I just can't.
I can't come tonight.

00:25:28.645 --> 00:25:30.683
I'm having insane
creative inspiration.

00:25:30.708 --> 00:25:32.373
It's just coming out of me
at all ends.

00:25:32.397 --> 00:25:33.230
No. Rebecca, Rebecca.

00:25:33.255 --> 00:25:34.961
I'm not going
to the staff hang without you.

00:25:34.985 --> 00:25:36.689
I'm gonna get stuck
listening to a story

00:25:36.714 --> 00:25:38.753
about how Clive was nude
for the entire '80s.

00:25:38.778 --> 00:25:40.657
And the dancers
start applauding for me.

00:25:40.824 --> 00:25:42.577
And I had no idea why.

00:25:42.744 --> 00:25:45.123
But, of course, I obliged
them with a deep curtsy.

00:25:45.542 --> 00:25:49.591
And as I'm bowing,
I realize I'm still nude.

00:25:52.639 --> 00:25:55.520
Oh, still nude.

00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:59.120
Um, let's do a toast.

00:25:59.235 --> 00:26:01.322
- Shall we, a toast to Joan?
- Praise be.

00:26:01.532 --> 00:26:03.619
Right? A little toast.
Let me top everyone off.

00:26:03.786 --> 00:26:06.207
I can feel that her spirit
is with us right now.

00:26:06.207 --> 00:26:07.293
Yes.

00:26:07.460 --> 00:26:08.647
- She's here.
- She's here. She's here.

00:26:08.671 --> 00:26:09.882
I have a little story for us.

00:26:10.382 --> 00:26:13.890
So I was a camper here
and Joan said to me,

00:26:14.056 --> 00:26:16.256
she looked me in the eyes,
she said,

00:26:16.812 --> 00:26:17.898
"You're untalented.

00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:21.733
"You can't dance.
You can't sing.

00:26:21.947 --> 00:26:23.627
"You can't act.

00:26:23.868 --> 00:26:25.413
"You're very bad at this.

00:26:25.580 --> 00:26:27.309
"But you look amazing.

00:26:27.333 --> 00:26:30.339
"Your skin is glowing and
your outfit is unbelievable."

00:26:32.510 --> 00:26:33.846
And she was right.

00:26:34.263 --> 00:26:35.725
At camp,
we have a tradition.

00:26:35.892 --> 00:26:38.021
Every night,
a staff member or counselor

00:26:38.021 --> 00:26:40.251
is gonna come in here
and do a show for you.

00:26:40.275 --> 00:26:42.906
Tonight was supposed to be
Joan's night,

00:26:43.073 --> 00:26:44.158
but Joan isn't here.

00:26:44.325 --> 00:26:47.206
So tonight, I am going
to take her place

00:26:47.373 --> 00:26:50.630
and read you
a special bedtime story.

00:27:02.277 --> 00:27:03.948
Gorgeous. Thank you, Rebecca.

00:27:04.115 --> 00:27:05.868
Sorry. Sorry.

00:27:06.035 --> 00:27:09.291
I just feel like this mood
is getting kind of like, sad.

00:27:09.316 --> 00:27:11.398
You know what I mean?
Let's get crunk a little.

00:27:11.422 --> 00:27:12.424
Janet.

00:27:14.135 --> 00:27:15.930
What are you doing here
at the camp?

00:27:16.097 --> 00:27:18.101
Oh, I mean, like,
what are any of us doing here

00:27:18.101 --> 00:27:19.395
- at the camp?
- No, no, no.

00:27:19.563 --> 00:27:20.773
What are you doing?

00:27:20.798 --> 00:27:24.013
I just wanna say your energy
is so chaotic.

00:27:24.038 --> 00:27:25.082
I don't think so.

00:27:25.107 --> 00:27:26.845
And I actually do
some energy healing

00:27:26.869 --> 00:27:28.622
and any time
you wanna talk outside class,

00:27:28.622 --> 00:27:30.501
I'm really happy
to sit down with you.

00:27:30.501 --> 00:27:31.587
I'm chilling.

00:27:31.587 --> 00:27:32.714
- You know what I mean?
- Mmm-hmm.

00:27:32.714 --> 00:27:34.258
I don't like this type of, um,

00:27:34.258 --> 00:27:35.720
voice.

00:27:35.887 --> 00:27:36.889
This is my voice.

00:27:37.056 --> 00:27:39.644
No, I think it sounded
different three seconds ago.

00:27:39.811 --> 00:27:41.147
No, that's how I talk.

00:27:41.314 --> 00:27:44.738
"She was so excited to be
at this Equity open call.

00:27:44.905 --> 00:27:47.452
"But she'd been waiting
for hours and hours.

00:27:47.619 --> 00:27:50.917
"She could hear people singing
on the other side of the door.

00:27:51.418 --> 00:27:54.466
"And then finally,
it was her turn.

00:27:54.633 --> 00:27:56.845
"But when she walked
in the room,

00:27:56.845 --> 00:27:58.891
"the men turned her away

00:27:59.058 --> 00:28:02.774
"because she was non-union."

00:28:02.941 --> 00:28:03.943
The end.

00:28:05.055 --> 00:28:06.674
We at one time
were going to pursue

00:28:06.698 --> 00:28:08.786
an education in the theater

00:28:08.811 --> 00:28:10.516
and we both actually
auditioned together

00:28:10.540 --> 00:28:13.462
for a little-known institution
called Juilliard.

00:28:13.487 --> 00:28:15.014
We were in
the waiting room, you know.

00:28:15.038 --> 00:28:16.596
I had my monologue
all prepared.

00:28:16.620 --> 00:28:18.840
I was doing
"Gallop Apace," Juliet.

00:28:18.864 --> 00:28:20.576
She had Romeo in the tomb.

00:28:20.601 --> 00:28:21.687
And then...

00:28:21.854 --> 00:28:23.983
Gerald walked into
the waiting room. Gerald '08.

00:28:24.008 --> 00:28:25.128
Gerald '08 walked in.

00:28:25.152 --> 00:28:26.806
Just to catch you up, Janet,

00:28:26.830 --> 00:28:28.452
we had a torrid affair.

00:28:28.476 --> 00:28:30.328
Lot of, like,
will they, won't they.

00:28:30.353 --> 00:28:31.655
The camp
was all abuzz about it.

00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:33.535
We never really spoke or
touched or kissed, but it...

00:28:33.560 --> 00:28:35.314
You know,
it was on everybody's lips.

00:28:35.590 --> 00:28:38.429
And so he really threw
my pH balance, like, way off.

00:28:38.596 --> 00:28:40.433
And Rebecca
could feel it, too,

00:28:40.433 --> 00:28:42.437
because we kind
of share a soul.

00:28:42.604 --> 00:28:44.941
And we are linked
artistically, emotionally...

00:28:45.108 --> 00:28:47.362
- Completely. We are one.
- You're codependent?

00:28:47.572 --> 00:28:49.492
Well, no, I would say that
we're dependent on each other.

00:28:49.517 --> 00:28:50.478
So, anyways,

00:28:50.503 --> 00:28:51.723
we were inches
from a callback,

00:28:51.747 --> 00:28:52.999
slipped from our hands.

00:28:52.999 --> 00:28:55.085
- It didn't happen.
- It didn't go our way.

00:28:55.110 --> 00:28:56.279
- We both bombed.
- No.

00:28:56.338 --> 00:28:57.340
Bombed.

00:28:57.365 --> 00:28:58.659
Yeah,
we've always wanted to do

00:28:58.684 --> 00:29:00.303
a gender-reversed production

00:29:00.327 --> 00:29:01.663
- of Romeo and Juliet.
- Mmm-hmm.

00:29:02.644 --> 00:29:04.324
Why don't you do it?

00:29:04.795 --> 00:29:06.878
Well, I would love to do it
with you.

00:29:06.902 --> 00:29:08.614
And I've been working
really hard and taking...

00:29:08.781 --> 00:29:12.079
I mean, you know, the absolute
goal at the end of the day

00:29:12.246 --> 00:29:13.499
is, of course, to perform,

00:29:13.499 --> 00:29:15.920
but I don't think
we're quite at that place.

00:29:30.964 --> 00:29:32.133
Hi, Mr. Rubinsky,

00:29:32.133 --> 00:29:34.262
this is Carl
from Warwick Bank.

00:29:34.287 --> 00:29:36.900
If you do not make a payment
on your mortgage this week,

00:29:36.924 --> 00:29:38.928
we will initiate
foreclosure proceedings.

00:29:38.953 --> 00:29:42.211
Please take action to avoid
repossession of your camp.

00:29:43.245 --> 00:29:44.497
"Repossession" means

00:29:44.522 --> 00:29:46.554
the action of retaking
possession of something.

00:29:46.578 --> 00:29:49.802
In particular, when a buyer
defaults on payments.

00:29:55.054 --> 00:29:58.644
Oh, what a beautiful...

00:29:59.020 --> 00:30:00.397
Morning!

00:30:00.564 --> 00:30:03.821
All right. First up,
minor housekeeping issue.

00:30:03.988 --> 00:30:06.869
Whoever stole my CBD gummies,
please return them.

00:30:07.036 --> 00:30:08.664
No questions asked.

00:30:08.831 --> 00:30:10.961
I'm pretty sure
I know who it was,

00:30:10.961 --> 00:30:12.514
so just go ahead
and cough that up.

00:30:12.539 --> 00:30:14.109
I can't sleep without them.

00:30:14.133 --> 00:30:15.636
CisHet *.

00:30:17.181 --> 00:30:18.517
Okay. Thank you for that.

00:30:21.690 --> 00:30:22.692
Thank you.

00:30:22.692 --> 00:30:24.362
Food has been so good.
Keep it up.

00:30:30.290 --> 00:30:32.086
- Hey, sorry. Are you...
- Sorry.

00:30:32.086 --> 00:30:34.257
No, it was completely
my fault. You're fine.

00:30:37.596 --> 00:30:40.185
Hey, uh, do you wanna
have lunch with me?

00:30:43.608 --> 00:30:45.856
By the way,
thanks for not telling anyone

00:30:45.856 --> 00:30:47.760
about the foreclosure.

00:30:47.784 --> 00:30:49.120
I really appreciate that.

00:30:50.622 --> 00:30:52.668
I don't know
if I can do this, man.

00:30:52.836 --> 00:30:55.693
I have no idea how my mom
kept this place afloat.

00:30:55.717 --> 00:30:57.929
I mean,
the bank's way up my *.

00:30:58.138 --> 00:30:59.682
Plus, Tim keeps complaining

00:30:59.682 --> 00:31:01.820
about being woken up
by the kids' singing.

00:31:01.844 --> 00:31:03.515
Who's Tim?

00:31:04.233 --> 00:31:05.694
My Airbnb bunkie.

00:31:05.694 --> 00:31:07.198
This guy named Tim. That guy.

00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:10.454
- Hey!
- I really can't afford

00:31:10.454 --> 00:31:12.376
a bad review right now.

00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:14.898
I swear, dude, I can usually
get down with any vibe.

00:31:14.922 --> 00:31:16.074
But these kids, man.

00:31:16.141 --> 00:31:17.476
They just don't wanna
meet me halfway.

00:31:17.476 --> 00:31:18.881
Every time I come up
with a plan,

00:31:18.905 --> 00:31:20.249
they call me the Music Man .

00:31:20.273 --> 00:31:21.401
I don't even know
what that is.

00:31:22.169 --> 00:31:23.296
Well, it's a musical.

00:31:23.363 --> 00:31:25.210
Everything's a goddamn
musical here, man.

00:31:25.234 --> 00:31:26.569
Well, yeah, it is.

00:31:26.694 --> 00:31:28.532
'Cause it's sort
of their entire lives.

00:31:28.991 --> 00:31:29.993
Like those kids.

00:31:30.494 --> 00:31:32.749
That's actually
last year's cast of Rent.

00:31:32.916 --> 00:31:34.585
It was a very
formative production.

00:31:34.711 --> 00:31:36.966
It's all about family.
It's all about community.

00:31:37.133 --> 00:31:38.928
Okay, see, that's...

00:31:39.095 --> 00:31:40.472
- that's helpful.
- Good.

00:31:40.639 --> 00:31:41.341
What about them?

00:31:41.537 --> 00:31:43.783
You need to know that only
3% of people make it.

00:31:44.051 --> 00:31:46.973
The rest of them
end up in a mental facility

00:31:46.973 --> 00:31:49.103
or on a go-go box
in Hell's Kitchen.

00:31:49.478 --> 00:31:51.273
Let's just get a few
more selections today

00:31:51.273 --> 00:31:53.444
from my collected
original works,

00:31:53.611 --> 00:31:54.696
as we do every year.

00:31:54.696 --> 00:31:55.733
That's a low blow, Eileen.

00:31:55.733 --> 00:31:57.261
And don't pretend my IBS

00:31:57.285 --> 00:31:58.871
isn't part of
why you haven't wanted

00:31:58.871 --> 00:32:00.275
to touch me
in almost a decade.

00:32:00.299 --> 00:32:02.521
It's got nothing to do
with your IBS, Roger.

00:32:02.587 --> 00:32:03.974
I want you
to live a little bit more

00:32:03.998 --> 00:32:05.876
with the reality
of having IBS

00:32:05.876 --> 00:32:07.545
and what that might do
to your character.

00:32:07.620 --> 00:32:09.569
Because I'm not really feeling
the detail of the IBS.

00:32:09.593 --> 00:32:11.021
I wanna live, Mother.

00:32:11.021 --> 00:32:13.401
Let's just try to throw some
different spices in there.

00:32:13.568 --> 00:32:15.990
A little bit of pain,
a little bit of stepfather.

00:32:16.282 --> 00:32:19.413
Got it. So hand me
my goddamn lipstick.

00:32:20.373 --> 00:32:22.252
- And let me live.
- Good.

00:32:22.627 --> 00:32:23.580
Mostly a lot better.

00:32:23.606 --> 00:32:24.784
Thank you, Darla. Take a seat.

00:32:26.845 --> 00:32:29.935
You were President William
Howard Taft.

00:32:32.264 --> 00:32:34.978
You are the oldest soul
in this room.

00:32:35.145 --> 00:32:36.440
This is your last life.

00:33:03.413 --> 00:33:05.667
All right, all-stars.

00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:09.550
Look at this turnout.

00:33:09.884 --> 00:33:11.179
Um, yes?

00:33:11.721 --> 00:33:13.124
Are we doing a cabaret?

00:33:13.148 --> 00:33:14.018
A what?

00:33:14.018 --> 00:33:15.646
I think
it's a night of scene work.

00:33:15.646 --> 00:33:18.360
That's totally what this is.
It's a night of scene work.

00:33:19.028 --> 00:33:20.614
And here's the scene.

00:33:21.616 --> 00:33:23.286
You guys are the staff

00:33:24.288 --> 00:33:26.334
of a fine
dining establishment.

00:33:26.501 --> 00:33:28.838
So anything those guys
in there order,

00:33:29.465 --> 00:33:32.137
you say, "Yes,"
and then you bring it to them.

00:33:32.304 --> 00:33:34.100
Like an improv exercise.

00:33:34.267 --> 00:33:36.038
Can we make up
our own characters?

00:33:36.062 --> 00:33:37.982
- And do accents?
- Okay.

00:33:38.149 --> 00:33:40.320
Let's just get together here, Rotarians...

00:33:40.487 --> 00:33:43.410
...and kick Oklahoma City's
fundraising *.

00:33:43.410 --> 00:33:45.539
Should we do that?
Huh? Cheers!

00:33:45.563 --> 00:33:46.525
- Cheers!
- Cheers, cheers!

00:33:46.549 --> 00:33:48.327
We're here thanks
to Troy Rubinsky.

00:33:48.351 --> 00:33:49.562
- We're happy to have you guys.
- Thanks so much.

00:33:49.562 --> 00:33:50.515
Thank you. Good. And I guess

00:33:50.515 --> 00:33:52.986
we're gonna get served
by the campers here,

00:33:53.054 --> 00:33:54.557
which I was not aware of.

00:33:56.603 --> 00:33:58.064
Dressing?
No. Is there...

00:33:58.064 --> 00:33:59.191
All right. Well...

00:34:00.569 --> 00:34:02.698
Hey, just eat it dry,
I guess, huh.

00:34:03.783 --> 00:34:05.203
It's crazy that this is their

00:34:05.203 --> 00:34:07.041
first immersive
theater experience.

00:34:07.207 --> 00:34:09.211
I know.
We have a big responsibility.

00:34:10.505 --> 00:34:11.925
Can I offer you a roll?

00:34:12.343 --> 00:34:14.680
Or the chilling tale
about how I lost my daughter?

00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:27.915
Reminder. Pay rent to mom.

00:34:28.083 --> 00:34:30.754
Remember to check in
with RD about the finale.

00:34:31.422 --> 00:34:32.925
Papier-mâché nose.

00:34:34.053 --> 00:34:35.055
Amos!

00:34:35.847 --> 00:34:36.849
Amos!

00:34:37.351 --> 00:34:40.691
Rebecca missed her
nighttime performance.

00:34:41.401 --> 00:34:43.446
That doesn't
sound like Rebecca.

00:34:43.613 --> 00:34:46.869
Okay, but I'm craving
a performance.

00:34:51.337 --> 00:34:52.798
I think it's going
pretty good.

00:34:53.299 --> 00:34:54.969
The kids are getting
real into it.

00:34:55.314 --> 00:34:57.242
Your mom knows
what she's talking about.

00:34:57.266 --> 00:34:58.946
We help our own.

00:34:58.970 --> 00:35:01.392
Men!
There's been an attack.

00:35:01.417 --> 00:35:02.669
This is how we go.

00:35:02.694 --> 00:35:04.524
It's been a pleasure
serving with you.

00:35:04.548 --> 00:35:05.758
My son! My son!

00:35:05.783 --> 00:35:08.748
All of my children
are dying in this war.

00:35:08.773 --> 00:35:10.192
Are they getting too into it?

00:35:10.217 --> 00:35:12.137
- Save yourselves!
- I just, um...

00:35:12.463 --> 00:35:13.923
I just really wanna go home.

00:35:14.633 --> 00:35:16.304
Well,
as we all know by now,

00:35:16.304 --> 00:35:18.892
our bedtime performer
is missing in action.

00:35:18.917 --> 00:35:20.419
Uh, I really apologize.

00:35:20.444 --> 00:35:22.876
Waiting for entertainment
that's expected

00:35:22.900 --> 00:35:24.153
is a painful experience.

00:35:24.153 --> 00:35:25.530
This is very impromptu,

00:35:25.530 --> 00:35:27.445
so I didn't really
have anything prepared, but...

00:35:27.469 --> 00:35:30.308
Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers. Wait.

00:35:31.375 --> 00:35:33.505
The peppers were pickled
when he picked them?

00:35:33.797 --> 00:35:35.550
Peter Piper picked a priority.

00:35:35.575 --> 00:35:36.695
And what was that priority

00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:39.186
that Peter Piper picked?
Family.

00:35:39.600 --> 00:35:41.687
Friends. Connection.

00:35:42.940 --> 00:35:43.942
He picked a life.

00:35:43.967 --> 00:35:45.254
These were triggers.

00:35:45.278 --> 00:35:47.199
This has lasting effects, okay?

00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:49.495
One guy had sort of
a Vietnam flashback

00:35:49.662 --> 00:35:51.791
and you had kids
serving liquor.

00:35:51.816 --> 00:35:53.354
That's gotta be illegal.

00:35:53.378 --> 00:35:54.713
It was interesting, but no.

00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:55.882
It was a bit.
She was doing...

00:35:55.882 --> 00:35:57.610
No. But let's settle
on 40 bucks.

00:35:57.634 --> 00:35:59.053
- Mmm-hmm.
- Troy, please.

00:35:59.078 --> 00:36:00.455
You let me down.

00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:01.732
This did not work out.

00:36:01.757 --> 00:36:03.218
Yeah. Okay. Um...

00:36:26.861 --> 00:36:29.867
Mikey. I'm still this close
to signing Darla.

00:36:30.827 --> 00:36:31.829
Alan?

00:36:31.829 --> 00:36:33.750
I'm in a middle
of a conversation.

00:36:33.750 --> 00:36:35.729
You're supposed to be at dance
class. Come on. Let's go.

00:36:35.753 --> 00:36:37.090
Ugh, jeez. Fine.

00:36:39.219 --> 00:36:40.889
- I even told her...
- Alan!

00:36:40.889 --> 00:36:42.218
...that she would
get top billing.

00:36:42.242 --> 00:36:43.411
Off the phone!

00:36:43.436 --> 00:36:44.980
Just one second.

00:36:44.980 --> 00:36:46.525
No seconds. Let's go.

00:36:52.246 --> 00:36:53.957
How much for three bags?

00:36:54.124 --> 00:36:55.752
That was never the rate.

00:36:55.752 --> 00:36:57.422
It has always been
five dollars.

00:36:57.631 --> 00:36:59.343
These better be
genuine Throat Coat.

00:37:01.806 --> 00:37:03.893
That's genuine Throat Coat.
That's genuine.

00:37:03.918 --> 00:37:05.422
I don't even recognize you.

00:37:06.646 --> 00:37:08.033
Where is my little Joan gone?

00:37:08.058 --> 00:37:10.190
I'm still me, Tata.

00:37:10.214 --> 00:37:12.552
No, your face is a new face.

00:37:12.577 --> 00:37:13.806
It's called rouge, Tata.

00:37:13.806 --> 00:37:15.467
The cheeks of a hussy.

00:37:15.591 --> 00:37:17.679
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's hold. Let's hold.

00:37:17.704 --> 00:37:18.873
Devon, you are on the stage,

00:37:18.898 --> 00:37:20.735
but your partner
is fully alone.

00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.180
And I think
you really need to...

00:37:22.205 --> 00:37:23.917
I think that ultimately,
Devon, you need to just

00:37:23.942 --> 00:37:25.454
kind of let in the pain
of being a father.

00:37:25.478 --> 00:37:26.856
Like we need
to feel that pain.

00:37:28.359 --> 00:37:29.820
But I'm not a father.

00:37:29.820 --> 00:37:31.240
I don't know how to do that.

00:37:31.407 --> 00:37:33.286
Did Julianne Moore
really have dementia?

00:37:33.745 --> 00:37:35.040
No. No. No.

00:37:35.290 --> 00:37:37.023
Do the
connection exercise.

00:37:37.335 --> 00:37:39.048
And then we'll try it again.

00:37:39.214 --> 00:37:40.342
Deliver.

00:37:40.342 --> 00:37:41.720
Thank you
for all you're doing.

00:37:41.744 --> 00:37:42.788
Thank you.

00:37:43.473 --> 00:37:44.558
Aren't you gonna
say something?

00:37:44.583 --> 00:37:46.523
You missed
your bedtime performance.

00:37:46.548 --> 00:37:48.050
That's so unlike you.
What happened?

00:37:48.075 --> 00:37:49.777
I'm so sorry.
I was just finishing

00:37:49.777 --> 00:37:51.436
the finale
and I got distracted...

00:37:51.460 --> 00:37:53.986
Yeah, I'm sure... This finale,
it's like this is repeated.

00:37:54.011 --> 00:37:55.221
It's like, I love you,

00:37:55.246 --> 00:37:57.431
but, we're getting
towards crunch time, okay?

00:37:57.455 --> 00:37:58.967
And you have
other responsibilities

00:37:58.994 --> 00:38:01.984
- which I know you know.
- I'm just playing catch up.

00:38:02.008 --> 00:38:03.721
Okay, but just I need
my gal with me, so...

00:38:03.746 --> 00:38:04.917
- I got you.
- Okay.

00:38:04.942 --> 00:38:06.654
I'm still me, Tata.

00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.810
No. Using your little hands
to write letters to the devil

00:38:09.835 --> 00:38:12.048
and never once
to shape pierogi.

00:38:12.072 --> 00:38:14.703
Just because dumplings
aren't my priority

00:38:14.728 --> 00:38:15.938
anymore doesn't mean any...

00:38:15.963 --> 00:38:19.369
You never once sent a suitor
home to your dying Tata.

00:38:19.393 --> 00:38:21.063
This is not the Joan
that I know.

00:38:22.884 --> 00:38:24.012
You know what, Tata?

00:38:24.721 --> 00:38:25.723
You're right.

00:38:26.308 --> 00:38:30.150
I decide who Joan is,
and I may not be who Joan was,

00:38:30.859 --> 00:38:33.990
but, Tata, I am Joan, still.

00:38:37.998 --> 00:38:40.920
- That got better.
- Better.

00:38:41.088 --> 00:38:42.388
That got better.

00:38:42.476 --> 00:38:44.804
Very good.
Devon, the accent's

00:38:44.928 --> 00:38:46.015
all over the place,
but it's much better.

00:38:46.015 --> 00:38:47.443
Yeah.
Mackenzie, extraordinary.

00:38:47.467 --> 00:38:48.436
Mac. That was so good.

00:38:48.436 --> 00:38:49.938
- Thank you.
- Amazing.

00:38:49.938 --> 00:38:51.358
- She killed it.
- Stop!

00:38:52.235 --> 00:38:53.654
She's using.

00:39:04.092 --> 00:39:05.595
Lift up your hands.

00:39:11.774 --> 00:39:12.943
She wouldn't.

00:39:12.943 --> 00:39:14.738
Tear stick.

00:39:14.863 --> 00:39:16.450
It's just Chapstick, I swear.

00:39:16.450 --> 00:39:17.619
Give it to me.

00:39:17.911 --> 00:39:19.164
Oh, my God.

00:39:19.581 --> 00:39:21.585
Mackenzie, I'm not mad.
I'm just furious.

00:39:21.752 --> 00:39:24.049
Your tears should come
from within, from the story,

00:39:24.049 --> 00:39:25.226
from the words on the page,

00:39:25.235 --> 00:39:28.242
not from some emotional
grenade that you smuggled in.

00:39:28.266 --> 00:39:29.376
What's a tear stick?

00:39:29.376 --> 00:39:31.164
Insult to the material.
Okay?

00:39:31.188 --> 00:39:33.359
It's a mentholated eyeliner
that helps you cry.

00:39:33.526 --> 00:39:37.367
Joan is screaming
and furious at you.

00:39:37.701 --> 00:39:41.667
Because tear sticks
are doping for actors.

00:39:42.294 --> 00:39:45.007
Do you wanna be the
Lance Armstrong of theater?

00:39:45.007 --> 00:39:47.637
- No.
- Get off the stick.

00:39:49.266 --> 00:39:51.353
Get off the stick.

00:39:53.774 --> 00:39:55.028
One day it's tear stick.

00:39:55.153 --> 00:39:57.324
The next
you're calling for line

00:39:57.490 --> 00:39:59.019
and pretty soon
your understudy's

00:39:59.043 --> 00:39:59.970
on eight times a week

00:40:00.038 --> 00:40:02.459
in Weehawken
or God knows where. Okay?

00:40:02.459 --> 00:40:04.880
It's a slip-ry, slip-ry slope.

00:40:05.798 --> 00:40:06.967
Devon, I'm so sorry.

00:40:10.016 --> 00:40:11.268
Really, it's fine.

00:40:11.268 --> 00:40:12.437
Tell him you're sorry.

00:40:13.356 --> 00:40:14.566
I'm sorry, Devon.

00:40:14.733 --> 00:40:16.111
It's really fine.

00:40:17.113 --> 00:40:18.324
I choose to forgive.

00:40:18.491 --> 00:40:19.534
But we don't forget.

00:40:19.951 --> 00:40:22.457
But until the end,
the law can forgive.

00:40:22.624 --> 00:40:24.294
But without ever forgetting.

00:40:49.303 --> 00:40:52.894
Hi! Welcome to AdirondACTS.
You guys having fun?

00:40:52.894 --> 00:40:54.146
Enjoying the party? Yeah.

00:40:56.526 --> 00:40:59.156
Oh, my God, Lainy,
why would you do that?

00:40:59.323 --> 00:41:01.954
You piss me off, like, a lot.

00:41:06.796 --> 00:41:07.666
Let's go.

00:41:07.812 --> 00:41:10.024
You think this is fun
and games? Hitting?

00:41:10.024 --> 00:41:11.527
It's not funny.
You're right. It's art.

00:41:11.527 --> 00:41:13.280
- No. It's not.
- Grow up.

00:41:22.105 --> 00:41:23.984
Yo, what up, AdirondACTS?

00:41:24.151 --> 00:41:25.579
Welcome, Lakeside.

00:41:25.603 --> 00:41:28.827
Just want you to know this
is not a free event for you.

00:41:28.994 --> 00:41:31.061
Okay? Unless you're verified.

00:41:31.207 --> 00:41:32.334
Thanks for coming out.

00:41:32.459 --> 00:41:34.463
Man, this is a dream show
for me.

00:41:34.755 --> 00:41:37.654
I know this one's
a theater camp classic, so

00:41:37.678 --> 00:41:40.558
thought I'd put
a little twist on it.

00:41:52.230 --> 00:41:53.732
Put 'em up!
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

00:41:55.058 --> 00:41:56.738
I know you're busy,
so I don't wanna

00:41:56.762 --> 00:41:57.747
take too much of your time,

00:41:58.014 --> 00:42:00.018
but the vibes are pretty good
in there, huh?

00:42:00.185 --> 00:42:01.938
- Uh, sure.
- That was me DJing.

00:42:02.105 --> 00:42:03.107
But look.

00:42:03.316 --> 00:42:05.403
So I know, you know,
the Rotary Club thing

00:42:05.403 --> 00:42:06.740
didn't really go to plan.

00:42:06.907 --> 00:42:09.910
You took a lot of my kids
out of rehearsal for that.

00:42:09.934 --> 00:42:10.929
I get that and I'm sorry,

00:42:10.929 --> 00:42:12.750
and I'm still perfecting
the formula here,

00:42:12.750 --> 00:42:15.256
but I've recently had,
like, a surge of ideas,

00:42:15.256 --> 00:42:17.010
you know, that would bring
some additional revenue.

00:42:17.177 --> 00:42:19.724
You know, one of 'em is, like,
maybe we send the kids

00:42:19.749 --> 00:42:23.130
into the city to do,
like, singing telegrams.

00:42:23.155 --> 00:42:24.575
Okay. Incredibly dangerous.

00:42:24.600 --> 00:42:26.421
Maybe we do
like remote students.

00:42:26.445 --> 00:42:27.614
But, okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:42:27.614 --> 00:42:28.699
Maybe, maybe...

00:42:28.699 --> 00:42:30.478
We don't need any
of these ideas, okay, Troy?

00:42:30.478 --> 00:42:32.132
We don't need
any of these ideas.

00:42:32.132 --> 00:42:33.017
Yeah.

00:42:33.017 --> 00:42:34.228
Your mother managed
to keep this place running

00:42:34.294 --> 00:42:36.173
in the face
of a lot of financial trouble

00:42:36.173 --> 00:42:37.670
and never once
did she compromise

00:42:37.694 --> 00:42:40.031
the artistic vision
to save money. Okay?

00:42:40.056 --> 00:42:41.727
Right. You know,
that's kind of what

00:42:41.727 --> 00:42:43.688
I'm trying to get after.

00:42:43.688 --> 00:42:45.233
Yes. No, no, no. I understand.

00:42:45.233 --> 00:42:47.410
I understand that.
But what you don't understand

00:42:47.434 --> 00:42:49.088
is the importance
of what we do here, okay?

00:42:49.113 --> 00:42:51.251
This place is for people
who need it, okay?

00:42:51.276 --> 00:42:53.163
People who aren't accepted
anywhere else.

00:42:53.187 --> 00:42:54.826
You are not
one of those people, Troy.

00:42:54.850 --> 00:42:56.562
You are not one of us.

00:43:08.279 --> 00:43:09.406
Becks-Di?

00:43:10.366 --> 00:43:11.687
Rebecca...
Oh. Not her.

00:43:12.065 --> 00:43:13.234
Of course,
she's gonna cry.

00:43:13.234 --> 00:43:14.999
I'm laying her off
'cause she cries too much.

00:43:15.023 --> 00:43:17.152
- Mrs. Krauss.
- Oh. Hi.

00:43:17.177 --> 00:43:18.387
Dope that you made it.

00:43:18.754 --> 00:43:22.010
I'm happy to be here.

00:43:22.177 --> 00:43:23.347
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

00:43:23.514 --> 00:43:26.687
So, um, things have taken
a bit of a turn here

00:43:26.687 --> 00:43:29.818
and I've been thinking
about the offer.

00:43:30.193 --> 00:43:31.195
Me too.

00:43:31.738 --> 00:43:32.740
A lot.

00:43:32.907 --> 00:43:34.494
Yeah. Um...

00:43:35.580 --> 00:43:37.333
I just feel like
it would be a,

00:43:37.530 --> 00:43:39.211
you know, lucrative

00:43:39.211 --> 00:43:41.090
and mutually beneficial partnership.

00:43:41.967 --> 00:43:43.219
Like for the both of us though.

00:43:44.848 --> 00:43:47.729
Wow. Well, that's great.

00:43:47.854 --> 00:43:50.443
So, like,
does the offer still stand?

00:43:50.610 --> 00:43:51.612
Yes, Troy.

00:43:51.882 --> 00:43:53.758
Barnswell would love
to work with you.

00:43:55.035 --> 00:43:56.120
- Yeah.
- Nice.

00:43:56.120 --> 00:43:58.417
I have to say I'm super
excited to work with someone

00:43:58.417 --> 00:44:00.963
who knows the TUVs
of deal making.

00:44:01.130 --> 00:44:02.508
Did you just say the TUVs?

00:44:03.469 --> 00:44:05.105
Trust. You won't regret it.
And vibes.

00:44:05.105 --> 00:44:06.600
Trust. Won't regret it. Vibes.

00:44:06.600 --> 00:44:08.269
You've been watching my vlogs?

00:44:08.479 --> 00:44:10.106
Religiously.

00:44:10.273 --> 00:44:11.318
Stop.

00:44:12.528 --> 00:44:13.697
The GoPro loves you.

00:44:15.416 --> 00:44:16.418
Where?

00:44:18.712 --> 00:44:20.617
It's not
what it looks like.

00:44:20.617 --> 00:44:21.953
What the hell is this?

00:44:21.953 --> 00:44:24.834
We were supposed to be
manifesting. It's a full moon.

00:44:24.859 --> 00:44:26.534
They were saying no one
at theater camp

00:44:26.558 --> 00:44:27.789
could play football.

00:44:27.813 --> 00:44:29.734
I'm just proving to them
that I could.

00:44:36.082 --> 00:44:37.126
Oh, my God.

00:44:43.182 --> 00:44:45.311
Welcome to Tech Week, campers.

00:44:45.335 --> 00:44:47.423
Performances
are just a few days away,

00:44:47.423 --> 00:44:50.095
so let's stay focused on
bringing those shows to life.

00:44:50.095 --> 00:44:52.433
And if you have any issues,
you look for Glenn.

00:44:52.433 --> 00:44:54.155
I'm sure he'll have time
to help you.

00:44:54.179 --> 00:44:55.890
- Glenn.
- Go for Glenn.

00:44:55.915 --> 00:44:57.585
Glenn,
we need you in props.

00:44:57.610 --> 00:44:58.696
Glenn,
where's our bush?

00:44:58.721 --> 00:45:00.808
Glenn, where's my damn
wagon wheel?

00:45:00.833 --> 00:45:01.836
Glenn?

00:45:01.861 --> 00:45:02.946
Glenn,
what's your 20?

00:45:02.971 --> 00:45:04.140
There's a leak in the lobby.

00:45:04.165 --> 00:45:06.461
Glenn, we're missing
the king's cane.

00:45:19.008 --> 00:45:20.554
Oh, my God, Gigi,
move it along.

00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:22.010
- I'm trying.
- This is not giving.

00:45:22.034 --> 00:45:24.456
I'm trying, okay?
My nails are gonna break.

00:45:24.456 --> 00:45:26.585
Glenn, Glenn,

00:45:26.585 --> 00:45:28.923
the smoke machine
is out of control.

00:45:30.468 --> 00:45:31.928
Zeroing in
on the source.

00:45:33.097 --> 00:45:35.770
Oh, God, I'm dodging pilgrims
left and right.

00:45:41.155 --> 00:45:42.157
Nice.

00:45:42.366 --> 00:45:44.036
- Thank you.
- Glenn?

00:45:44.370 --> 00:45:45.372
Go for Glenn.

00:45:45.372 --> 00:45:46.500
Darla, can you just move

00:45:46.500 --> 00:45:47.627
a little bit to your right?

00:45:47.794 --> 00:45:49.881
Just scooch the... Yes, bring
the bassinet. That's right.

00:45:50.234 --> 00:45:51.694
See?
And I think it should just

00:45:51.718 --> 00:45:52.446
be a little bit to the left.

00:45:52.785 --> 00:45:53.487
Darla, step to the right.

00:45:53.524 --> 00:45:55.721
That's where we always
play her hero moments.

00:45:55.845 --> 00:45:57.556
Now cheat out. Cheat out.

00:45:57.581 --> 00:45:59.355
Why are you acting like this?

00:45:59.379 --> 00:46:01.634
I'm just a little bit tired
of co-directing with a ghost.

00:46:01.890 --> 00:46:02.892
Well, I'm not a ghost.

00:46:02.892 --> 00:46:05.105
I am a human person
that is alive. I am here.

00:46:05.105 --> 00:46:06.542
I care about this show.

00:46:06.566 --> 00:46:09.238
Do you?
I wouldn't have any idea.

00:46:09.238 --> 00:46:11.159
You've been completely absent

00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:12.452
since the beginning
of the session, okay?

00:46:12.452 --> 00:46:14.266
And I need to run
my rehearsal now.

00:46:14.290 --> 00:46:15.292
So, thank you.

00:46:15.317 --> 00:46:16.488
Darla, let's just
run the song, okay?

00:46:16.512 --> 00:46:17.640
You're fine right there.

00:46:18.006 --> 00:46:19.049
Music, please.

00:46:32.021 --> 00:46:34.385
Hey. Look.
I'm sorry for even asking.

00:46:34.552 --> 00:46:38.268
I feel really weird
even bringing this up.

00:46:39.060 --> 00:46:40.856
I don't have time. We're
in the middle of tech week.

00:46:41.022 --> 00:46:42.526
- No, I get that.
- So just tell me what's up.

00:46:42.693 --> 00:46:43.695
I get that. I just...

00:46:45.348 --> 00:46:46.885
Do you think you could give my
mom a message for me?

00:46:46.910 --> 00:46:49.042
Yeah, for sure.
I'll give your mom a message.

00:46:49.067 --> 00:46:50.366
No, no, no.
Please. It's really important.

00:46:50.390 --> 00:46:51.176
Troy.

00:46:51.276 --> 00:46:52.528
- I hear that.
- It's really important.

00:46:52.528 --> 00:46:53.572
I just don't have time.

00:46:53.572 --> 00:46:55.100
Just tell her I need her help.

00:46:55.100 --> 00:46:56.086
Say, "Troy needs your help."

00:46:56.252 --> 00:46:57.690
Five, six, seven, eight.

00:46:59.064 --> 00:47:01.653
Step towards the nose.
Head to the nose.

00:47:01.820 --> 00:47:04.618
I don't choose
when she comes inside of me.

00:47:04.785 --> 00:47:06.264
Okay, but can you just try?

00:47:06.288 --> 00:47:07.665
Mom, please!

00:47:08.876 --> 00:47:10.713
- What are you doing?
- You said she was in you.

00:47:10.713 --> 00:47:12.258
She's not in my breasts.

00:47:12.283 --> 00:47:14.412
I'm not that...
I'm not... That's not...

00:47:14.437 --> 00:47:15.949
Tell her it's important.
Just tell her...

00:47:15.973 --> 00:47:17.235
Please tell her
it's important.

00:47:17.259 --> 00:47:18.346
Tell her
it's really important.

00:47:18.371 --> 00:47:19.836
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna...
All right.

00:47:19.860 --> 00:47:21.143
I just need to talk to her.

00:47:21.167 --> 00:47:22.253
- Okay.
- Okay.

00:47:25.993 --> 00:47:26.995
Troy.

00:47:27.789 --> 00:47:28.874
Mom?

00:47:29.083 --> 00:47:30.211
It's your mom.

00:47:30.545 --> 00:47:31.505
Mom.

00:47:32.215 --> 00:47:34.134
Thank God. It's so good
to hear your voice.

00:47:34.678 --> 00:47:37.934
I know it's been a minute
since we've chatted.

00:47:42.777 --> 00:47:43.863
I miss you.

00:47:44.865 --> 00:47:46.075
Kind of a lot.

00:47:46.785 --> 00:47:49.499
You know, I'm sorry
for not trying harder

00:47:49.499 --> 00:47:52.255
to understand
what you were doing here

00:47:52.255 --> 00:47:54.133
with this place and this camp.

00:47:54.133 --> 00:47:56.137
I was a kid, you know.
I just wanted to

00:47:56.680 --> 00:47:58.182
go to sleepovers
at Dakota's house

00:47:58.182 --> 00:47:59.895
and set cool away messages

00:47:59.895 --> 00:48:01.331
and make my Sims
have * and...

00:48:01.356 --> 00:48:02.483
Troy,
you said there was something

00:48:02.507 --> 00:48:04.227
that you actually needed.

00:48:04.251 --> 00:48:06.384
- You're right. I always do this.
- And it was urgent.

00:48:06.408 --> 00:48:08.060
Look,
I should have tried harder

00:48:08.060 --> 00:48:09.723
to understand
what you were doing here.

00:48:09.789 --> 00:48:12.503
Because, you know, I get it.

00:48:12.670 --> 00:48:14.131
These people are really weird.

00:48:14.758 --> 00:48:15.801
Especially Rebecca-Diane.

00:48:16.345 --> 00:48:17.680
But they're wonderful.

00:48:19.267 --> 00:48:21.396
Look, I messed up, Mom. Okay?

00:48:22.607 --> 00:48:25.363
And I'm really sorry,
and I hope you forgive me.

00:48:25.905 --> 00:48:27.867
And I really need
your advice right now,

00:48:27.867 --> 00:48:29.934
but I'm sorry I sold the camp.

00:48:31.416 --> 00:48:32.418
Hey.

00:48:32.585 --> 00:48:33.879
Rebecca-Diane?

00:48:34.046 --> 00:48:35.173
What'd my mom say?

00:48:36.802 --> 00:48:37.804
What the...

00:48:43.941 --> 00:48:46.321
Rebecca-Diane,
we are at a standstill.

00:48:46.401 --> 00:48:47.486
- Yeah.
- We are out of time.

00:48:47.511 --> 00:48:49.383
- So we need to hear it.
- Let's do the finale tomorrow.

00:48:49.407 --> 00:48:50.492
Sounds good?

00:48:50.492 --> 00:48:52.020
Okay, well,
tomorrow's our only chance

00:48:52.020 --> 00:48:53.105
to run the entire show.

00:48:53.105 --> 00:48:54.733
So I at least
need to hear it musically,

00:48:54.733 --> 00:48:56.044
so I can block something,

00:48:56.044 --> 00:48:57.613
and these kids
can start to learn it.

00:48:57.613 --> 00:48:58.766
Because tomorrow they have

00:48:58.766 --> 00:48:59.927
to run it top to bottom
and then perform it.

00:48:59.927 --> 00:49:01.965
So let's hear
the finale song, please.

00:49:02.057 --> 00:49:03.059
It's just so unfortunate,

00:49:03.059 --> 00:49:04.270
because we do not
have the track,

00:49:04.270 --> 00:49:06.123
so that we don't have any way
to play the song.

00:49:06.147 --> 00:49:07.376
So you can just
sing it for us.

00:49:07.401 --> 00:49:08.486
I've lost my voice.

00:49:08.486 --> 00:49:10.700
Okay, well... You're gonna
have to find it again.

00:49:10.700 --> 00:49:12.996
And we have this.
So you can just

00:49:13.956 --> 00:49:15.626
play it yourself for us. Okay?

00:49:16.544 --> 00:49:18.799
You love this.

00:49:20.010 --> 00:49:21.012
There you go.

00:49:21.972 --> 00:49:24.505
Who's excited
to hear the finale?

00:49:28.096 --> 00:49:29.307
And what is it called?

00:49:32.021 --> 00:49:33.398
It's called...

00:49:35.235 --> 00:49:36.237
"Camp."

00:49:37.865 --> 00:49:38.867
That's original.

00:49:45.797 --> 00:49:49.263
Girl with an open Snapple

00:49:51.684 --> 00:49:55.442
A boy who's looking down

00:49:56.319 --> 00:50:00.494
We all come here for

00:50:00.661 --> 00:50:02.957
Summertime

00:50:05.545 --> 00:50:06.547
Camp

00:50:08.093 --> 00:50:09.804
Isn't home

00:50:13.269 --> 00:50:14.397
But isn't it?

00:50:15.482 --> 00:50:16.818
In a way

00:50:18.113 --> 00:50:20.325
It kind of is

00:50:20.659 --> 00:50:22.079
Oh, it

00:50:23.540 --> 00:50:28.711
Kind of is

00:50:36.691 --> 00:50:38.528
Drums, boom, boom, boom.

00:50:40.949 --> 00:50:41.951
Flute.

00:50:43.830 --> 00:50:44.832
Sustained.

00:50:47.129 --> 00:50:49.759
All coming together for

00:50:51.345 --> 00:50:52.306
Boom.

00:50:59.287 --> 00:51:00.540
What the * was that?

00:51:01.834 --> 00:51:03.086
It was the finale.

00:51:03.708 --> 00:51:04.899
You're telling me
that's something

00:51:04.923 --> 00:51:06.723
that you wrote
before just now?

00:51:07.721 --> 00:51:09.766
That's the song
that you needed time away

00:51:09.766 --> 00:51:11.351
from meaningful traditions,

00:51:11.375 --> 00:51:12.962
missing time with the kids,

00:51:13.566 --> 00:51:15.987
ruining the process of
creating this piece together

00:51:16.012 --> 00:51:18.668
because you've been running
off working on the finale.

00:51:18.692 --> 00:51:19.694
It was that?

00:51:20.353 --> 00:51:21.641
Rebecca,
I'm not an idiot, okay?

00:51:21.665 --> 00:51:23.345
You made that up.

00:51:23.418 --> 00:51:24.630
So I'm just
trying to understand

00:51:24.630 --> 00:51:26.341
what you thought
we were gonna do today.

00:51:26.341 --> 00:51:27.770
You were just gonna
have these kids

00:51:27.794 --> 00:51:29.297
have no ending to the show?

00:51:29.322 --> 00:51:31.538
You said, "I got the finale.
I can do it."

00:51:31.562 --> 00:51:33.232
So I trusted you
like I always do.

00:51:33.257 --> 00:51:34.896
What have you been doing
all this time?

00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:36.840
I got a job, okay?

00:51:38.198 --> 00:51:40.703
What, like you're tutoring
kids in singing?

00:51:40.703 --> 00:51:41.872
What are you talking about?

00:51:41.872 --> 00:51:44.836
I just signed a two-year
contract with Duchess Cruises.

00:51:44.981 --> 00:51:48.110
I'm a featured soloist in
Cole Porter on the Waves.

00:51:48.134 --> 00:51:49.888
So yeah,
I've been a little distracted.

00:51:49.913 --> 00:51:51.692
Sorry, you're taking
a performance job?

00:51:51.717 --> 00:51:53.997
Since when are you
taking performance jobs?

00:51:54.021 --> 00:51:55.266
Because I wanna be
a performer!

00:51:55.266 --> 00:51:56.552
Okay, I thought we were both

00:51:56.577 --> 00:51:58.355
full-time teachers
aspiring to be performers.

00:51:58.379 --> 00:51:59.658
When is that gonna happen?

00:51:59.658 --> 00:52:01.035
I wanna perform.

00:52:01.035 --> 00:52:02.706
Well, that's great. I just
wish maybe you'd told me.

00:52:02.706 --> 00:52:04.826
I always thought maybe we'd
make that decision together

00:52:04.826 --> 00:52:06.412
- like we do most things.
- It's impossible

00:52:06.412 --> 00:52:07.339
to tell you anything
because you interrupt

00:52:07.339 --> 00:52:09.207
- everything that I say.
- That's not true.

00:52:09.232 --> 00:52:10.521
I'm just trying to share
my feelings with you...

00:52:10.545 --> 00:52:11.389
Every single thing that I...

00:52:11.389 --> 00:52:12.726
...the way
that I have for 15 years.

00:52:12.726 --> 00:52:14.896
- Every single thing that I...
- That's not true, Rebecca.

00:52:21.075 --> 00:52:22.202
Everything that I say.
I am unable to...

00:52:22.202 --> 00:52:23.371
That's not true, Rebecca.
That is not true.

00:52:23.371 --> 00:52:25.208
How could you do this to me?

00:52:26.335 --> 00:52:27.337
You?

00:52:28.089 --> 00:52:30.022
This has nothing
to do with you.

00:52:30.047 --> 00:52:31.722
Exactly.
Why would you do something

00:52:31.746 --> 00:52:33.041
that has nothing
to do with me?

00:52:33.976 --> 00:52:36.105
Let that statement
just sit in the space.

00:52:36.130 --> 00:52:37.633
It looks great. I stand by it.

00:52:37.658 --> 00:52:39.202
I mean... What?

00:52:39.227 --> 00:52:40.557
I don't understand
what you're getting at.

00:52:40.582 --> 00:52:42.667
I just want something else.
That should be okay.

00:52:42.692 --> 00:52:44.320
That's really nice for you,
Rebecca, but you shouldn't

00:52:44.345 --> 00:52:46.618
leave the best kids
in the camp in the lurch

00:52:46.642 --> 00:52:47.952
with no show to perform.

00:52:47.952 --> 00:52:49.131
- Okay, I've...
- That was selfish.

00:52:49.131 --> 00:52:50.550
I make sacrifices for them.

00:52:50.550 --> 00:52:52.471
Because they're talented
and they deserve it.

00:52:52.471 --> 00:52:54.450
I sacrifice
everything else in my life

00:52:54.450 --> 00:52:56.363
for this job and for them.
What do you sacrifice?

00:52:56.387 --> 00:52:58.516
I got a callback
for Juilliard.

00:53:02.867 --> 00:53:06.457
And I didn't go because
I wanted to be here with you.

00:53:06.959 --> 00:53:09.088
You've just kinda been lying
to me for like, 10 years.

00:53:14.306 --> 00:53:15.392
I'm happy for you, Rebecca.

00:53:15.392 --> 00:53:16.477
I'm thrilled for you.

00:53:17.312 --> 00:53:19.483
I think it's great that
you've left these kids

00:53:19.776 --> 00:53:21.296
with no show

00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:22.740
and all for a cruise.

00:53:23.868 --> 00:53:26.335
A non-narrative piece
on a cruise.

00:53:35.808 --> 00:53:36.810
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

00:53:37.520 --> 00:53:40.025
Um... Guys,
this is a teardown.

00:53:40.181 --> 00:53:42.548
Um, can we get this up?
Can we see what's under here?

00:53:42.572 --> 00:53:43.899
Yeah, we're gonna tear the...

00:53:43.899 --> 00:53:45.536
- Maybe don't. Maybe...
- ...the place down.

00:53:45.536 --> 00:53:47.749
- Let's see what's under here.
- Do we need to do this?

00:53:47.749 --> 00:53:49.251
Let's talk this out first.

00:53:49.251 --> 00:53:50.938
I don't think
we need to do that.

00:53:50.962 --> 00:53:52.099
Sorry, we're in the middle
of rehearsal.

00:53:52.124 --> 00:53:54.337
Hi. We're in the middle
of something too. Hi.

00:53:54.362 --> 00:53:55.865
Troy, what's going on?

00:53:55.890 --> 00:53:57.100
No, it...
Everything's fine, guys.

00:53:57.100 --> 00:53:58.896
Everything is gonna be okay.

00:53:58.896 --> 00:54:01.067
- It doesn't look okay.
- No, it's not.

00:54:01.067 --> 00:54:02.478
No, it's not.
What are they doing?

00:54:02.502 --> 00:54:04.908
Listen, I know this place
meant a lot to you.

00:54:04.908 --> 00:54:06.494
But I do hope you'll consider

00:54:06.494 --> 00:54:08.958
joining the Lakeside family
next summer.

00:54:08.958 --> 00:54:10.251
No.

00:54:10.251 --> 00:54:11.964
- What does that mean?
- Not happening, lady.

00:54:11.964 --> 00:54:14.051
Troy, you sold the camp
to Lakeside?

00:54:14.051 --> 00:54:15.888
It's more of a partnership.

00:54:15.888 --> 00:54:18.393
- Demolition is next week.
- Just stop. Please, stop.

00:54:18.393 --> 00:54:19.678
Next week? Tell them...

00:54:19.678 --> 00:54:20.773
Can she be gone now?

00:54:20.773 --> 00:54:23.821
Please.
Nobody wants you here.

00:54:23.821 --> 00:54:25.405
Get her and her

00:54:25.429 --> 00:54:27.266
knockoff Chanel bag
out of here.

00:54:27.291 --> 00:54:29.129
It will be okay.

00:55:00.429 --> 00:55:01.848
Cheer up, kids.

00:55:09.177 --> 00:55:11.378
This is like,
my first time sneaking out.

00:55:11.378 --> 00:55:12.630
Shh! Guys.

00:55:13.024 --> 00:55:14.486
I know
we're all scared right now

00:55:14.511 --> 00:55:16.350
and we don't know
if the show's happening.

00:55:16.374 --> 00:55:17.877
I heard that the Lakeside kids

00:55:17.901 --> 00:55:19.478
get to be
in all the shows now, too.

00:55:19.478 --> 00:55:22.017
Lainy told me
that Troy smokes drugs.

00:55:22.017 --> 00:55:24.610
I heard, that they're cutting
all of the tone-deaf kids.

00:55:24.634 --> 00:55:25.700
Hey, guys.

00:55:25.725 --> 00:55:27.103
Rumors are rumors.

00:55:27.128 --> 00:55:29.466
This could be our
last week here. Maybe ever.

00:55:29.491 --> 00:55:31.781
So let's make our mark
while we can.

00:55:31.805 --> 00:55:33.449
We don't know
what's gonna happen.

00:55:33.473 --> 00:55:35.226
But as Joan always says,

00:55:35.251 --> 00:55:36.672
summers come and go.

00:55:36.838 --> 00:55:39.134
But what happens
on this stage,

00:55:40.178 --> 00:55:41.431
that's eternal.

00:55:53.914 --> 00:55:55.041
Jesus.

00:55:55.041 --> 00:55:57.129
Hey, sorry to bother you,

00:55:57.129 --> 00:55:59.234
but are we planning
on rehearsing later?

00:55:59.258 --> 00:56:01.095
Let's see. Our composer
has deserted us

00:56:01.095 --> 00:56:03.809
and I refuse to tell
a slapdash,

00:56:03.809 --> 00:56:05.521
trainwreck version
of Joan's story,

00:56:05.521 --> 00:56:07.024
so, no.

00:56:07.190 --> 00:56:08.402
The show is dead in the water.

00:56:08.652 --> 00:56:11.742
Okay, well, I have this
Zoom director's session

00:56:11.742 --> 00:56:14.213
for a movie
about a pregnant gymnast.

00:56:14.237 --> 00:56:16.742
They're already filming,
and someone dropped out.

00:56:16.767 --> 00:56:18.732
And I was wondering
if you could help me?

00:56:18.756 --> 00:56:19.966
I...

00:56:20.718 --> 00:56:23.014
I can't stomach industry sides
right now.

00:56:23.014 --> 00:56:25.394
So just let me
hang my shirts in peace.

00:56:30.236 --> 00:56:33.619
I could really use your help
with the characterization.

00:56:36.875 --> 00:56:38.813
What are the character's
allergies?

00:56:38.837 --> 00:56:39.839
What?

00:56:39.839 --> 00:56:41.563
Oh, God,
we have a lot of work to do.

00:56:41.587 --> 00:56:43.549
Let's get a notebook,
and let's start taking some notes.

00:56:57.097 --> 00:57:00.103
My guy, massive news.

00:57:00.128 --> 00:57:02.250
I think I figured out
how to save the camp.

00:57:02.469 --> 00:57:04.549
So I was going over the
Barnswell deal that I signed,

00:57:04.673 --> 00:57:06.115
like all last night
and this morning

00:57:06.215 --> 00:57:09.304
and I noticed they only take
possession of the camp

00:57:09.304 --> 00:57:11.684
if the bank forecloses.

00:57:11.684 --> 00:57:14.564
Caroline just assumed that we
would fail. But the truth is

00:57:14.564 --> 00:57:17.505
we still can come up with the
money to hold off the bank.

00:57:17.529 --> 00:57:19.776
And how do you expect us
to find this money, Troy?

00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.722
That is where the
en-Troy-preneurship comes in.

00:57:22.747 --> 00:57:24.408
- Right.
- I sent out an email blast

00:57:24.432 --> 00:57:25.586
to my ride or dies,

00:57:25.586 --> 00:57:26.880
the Founding Ballers,

00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:28.592
and I invited them
to the show.

00:57:28.592 --> 00:57:30.179
Right? These guys are like

00:57:30.179 --> 00:57:32.600
primo business influencers, Glenn.

00:57:32.600 --> 00:57:33.853
So if they come here,

00:57:33.853 --> 00:57:35.982
and they see
our little freaky-deakies

00:57:35.982 --> 00:57:38.237
in action,
crushing Joan, Still,

00:57:38.696 --> 00:57:39.906
they'll have to invest.

00:57:39.906 --> 00:57:41.201
They'll be
emptying their pockets.

00:57:41.201 --> 00:57:44.124
Yeah, no, they sound,
uh, extremely legit.

00:57:47.556 --> 00:57:49.008
and for your mom,

00:57:48.985 --> 00:57:50.808
Um, and I think it's nice that
you wanna do this for the camp

00:57:49.424 --> 00:57:50.509
Yeah.

00:57:49.635 --> 00:57:50.930
What do you say, man?

00:57:58.500 --> 00:57:59.586
Show everyone how much

00:58:01.286 --> 00:58:02.663
they've been
underestimating you.

00:58:01.530 --> 00:58:03.201
What are you talking about?
Yes, we do.

00:58:02.196 --> 00:58:03.366
Glenn, you got this.

00:58:02.548 --> 00:58:03.592
Finish the job.

00:58:04.336 --> 00:58:05.422
We have you, Glenn.

00:58:06.866 --> 00:58:08.076
Come on, Glenn.

00:58:24.614 --> 00:58:26.034
So I'm gonna take a chance,

00:58:28.569 --> 00:58:29.655
Yeah, yeah, totally.

00:58:28.834 --> 00:58:31.121
- and we're gonna see some little kids...
- Ballers. Wow.

00:58:29.314 --> 00:58:32.214
I just wanna say thank
you all for all your hard work

00:58:30.570 --> 00:58:31.814
I'm feeling a little volatile.

00:58:32.279 --> 00:58:33.917
Yeah, man.
Thanks for having us.

00:58:33.792 --> 00:58:36.296
- Yes!
- Totally, Glenn. Come on, Glenn.

00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:36.383
What's bussin'?
What's bussin'?

00:58:36.208 --> 00:58:39.130
but we don't have any creative
visionaries left. Okay?

00:58:37.446 --> 00:58:39.058
The whole squad. What's up, Salem?

00:58:41.353 --> 00:58:43.523
I look around and I see
a lot of prepared faces.

00:58:43.647 --> 00:58:45.914
I'd say no pressure, but...

00:58:46.026 --> 00:58:47.278
it's a little bit of pressure.

00:58:47.905 --> 00:58:49.742
You know?
Gigi, you got anything?

00:58:50.411 --> 00:58:52.498
Um, I would like to say
that I was very angry

00:58:52.498 --> 00:58:54.126
with you guys
a couple hours ago.

00:58:54.502 --> 00:58:56.171
Uh, but I'm over it.

00:58:56.423 --> 00:58:57.901
All right, guys.
Put your hands in. Come on.

00:58:57.925 --> 00:59:00.472
- One, two, three!
- Joan, Still!

00:59:03.645 --> 00:59:04.647
Let's do this!

00:59:07.820 --> 00:59:10.074
Sorry. Uh, can someone
just tell me

00:59:10.074 --> 00:59:12.329
like, the status
on this woman?

00:59:12.538 --> 00:59:14.834
Is she alive or dead?

00:59:18.508 --> 00:59:19.510
You're a liar.

00:59:23.100 --> 00:59:24.102
Excuse me?

00:59:24.937 --> 00:59:25.939
A very good one.

00:59:27.610 --> 00:59:29.739
I think you'd make
a fantastic agent.

00:59:30.156 --> 00:59:32.512
I'm trying to get my company
off the ground.

00:59:32.536 --> 00:59:33.747
Think about it.

00:59:34.916 --> 00:59:35.918
I'm always here.

00:59:39.049 --> 00:59:40.051
Excuse me.

00:59:57.672 --> 00:59:58.715
Darla!

01:00:02.967 --> 01:00:04.177
Darla, you have to go on.

01:00:04.344 --> 01:00:05.764
You see
what they're doing?

01:00:05.789 --> 01:00:07.117
They're ruining our show.

01:00:07.141 --> 01:00:08.477
Why are you leaving?

01:00:08.477 --> 01:00:10.314
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Amos, okay?

01:00:13.778 --> 01:00:15.489
I got your merch.
I have that shirt.

01:00:15.909 --> 01:00:17.578
the best time with you
this summer.

01:00:18.289 --> 01:00:20.711
We have got
the most gushing letters.

01:00:19.324 --> 01:00:20.952
You must be Amos.

01:00:23.298 --> 01:00:24.927
her craft
has never been better.

01:00:26.596 --> 01:00:27.808
Hurry up and say
your goodbyes, honey.

01:00:27.808 --> 01:00:30.062
Quickly, because we don't
wanna catch traffic.

01:00:35.782 --> 01:00:37.577
You always told me
that I needed

01:00:37.577 --> 01:00:40.048
to open myself up
to character roles,

01:00:40.072 --> 01:00:43.231
that ingénue isn't everything.

01:00:43.255 --> 01:00:46.345
I listened,
and I booked the job.

01:00:59.872 --> 01:01:01.333
Maybe I'll see you
next summer.

01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:21.123
Good evening, AdirondACTS.

01:01:25.841 --> 01:01:28.345
Special shout-out to my crew,
Founding Ballers.

01:01:30.381 --> 01:01:32.511
As most of you know,

01:01:32.745 --> 01:01:34.081
Thanks for coming out.

01:01:33.647 --> 01:01:37.196
and I've been blessed
with having an amazing mother.

01:01:37.319 --> 01:01:38.780
my name is Troy,

01:01:39.069 --> 01:01:40.154
I can't believe you guys came.

01:01:41.281 --> 01:01:43.118
Give it up for Joan!

01:01:45.463 --> 01:01:47.008
- A woman...
- Oh, my God.

01:01:45.875 --> 01:01:47.587
<i>...all of you know and love.</i>

01:01:46.924 --> 01:01:50.014
to bring the show
to her via a live feed.

01:01:50.187 --> 01:01:53.777
Unfortunately, she is unable
to be with us tonight.

01:01:59.909 --> 01:02:01.536
She really looks good.

01:02:01.996 --> 01:02:03.332
I think she's lost weight.

01:02:06.075 --> 01:02:07.369
I think so, too.

01:02:08.011 --> 01:02:10.056
Well, she said you were
a little tough on her, but...

01:02:08.699 --> 01:02:12.081
<i>to do my mom's story justice
and to hopefully bring you</i>

01:02:09.108 --> 01:02:10.444
Hey. What's bussin', guys?

01:02:12.052 --> 01:02:15.351
Let's blow the roof off
that ICU!

01:02:16.090 --> 01:02:19.138
Joan now

01:02:16.982 --> 01:02:18.485
This one's for you, Mom.

01:02:29.171 --> 01:02:30.506
So we've decided

01:02:30.048 --> 01:02:32.302
the best night of your lives.
Are you ready?

01:02:32.014 --> 01:02:35.187
Joan does

01:02:35.396 --> 01:02:38.193
Somehow

01:02:38.778 --> 01:02:40.949
Troy, it's me. Troy, it's me.

01:02:40.974 --> 01:02:43.137
You know, I don't think
this show is gonna work out.

01:02:43.161 --> 01:02:44.790
- Shh.
- Joan will

01:02:44.957 --> 01:02:45.959
Shh. Are you playing a game?

01:02:46.126 --> 01:02:48.965
Joan can

01:02:49.299 --> 01:02:54.100
Joan still

01:02:55.019 --> 01:02:56.521
Tonight we take you
to the start

01:02:59.476 --> 01:03:01.396
Our tale begins in '63.

01:03:00.921 --> 01:03:03.152
of our great founder's
beating heart.

01:03:03.118 --> 01:03:05.682
Though planes could fly
and girls could vote,

01:03:05.696 --> 01:03:07.743
A young girl
and her father flee.

01:03:12.178 --> 01:03:14.557
America

01:03:14.725 --> 01:03:17.229
America

01:03:17.396 --> 01:03:19.818
We're sailing to America

01:03:20.027 --> 01:03:24.077
In 1963

01:03:26.321 --> 01:03:28.366
Oh, my little Joan, come.

01:03:27.834 --> 01:03:29.587
Look at the horizon.

01:03:29.755 --> 01:03:32.635
Think of all the possibilities
that await you.

01:03:32.906 --> 01:03:35.078
for some reason,
they took a boat.

01:03:35.641 --> 01:03:37.436
Enlightened nation

01:03:37.603 --> 01:03:41.277
Where even women get education

01:03:41.291 --> 01:03:43.587
Hey! Women cannot read

01:03:44.221 --> 01:03:45.891
'Cause women cannot read

01:03:46.587 --> 01:03:48.591
Women cannot read

01:03:48.695 --> 01:03:51.409
Oh, my granddaughter has had

01:03:50.977 --> 01:03:53.942
From clean to cook, every skill you need

01:03:52.591 --> 01:03:55.597
A, B, C, D, she don't know
'Cause women cannot read

01:03:55.525 --> 01:03:58.573
Joan then

01:03:56.834 --> 01:03:57.836
America

01:03:57.861 --> 01:03:59.248
Than to cook and do the cleaning

01:03:59.272 --> 01:04:00.357
Enlightened nation

01:04:00.357 --> 01:04:01.986
- But I look at every letter
- Where even women

01:04:01.986 --> 01:04:03.381
- And I wanna know its meaning
- Get education

01:04:03.406 --> 01:04:04.926
I'm wrestling with these words

01:04:04.950 --> 01:04:06.035
From clean to cook

01:04:06.060 --> 01:04:07.145
That I'm an inch away
from knowing

01:04:07.170 --> 01:04:08.785
Every skill you need

01:04:08.809 --> 01:04:10.187
My eyes are moving
back and forth

01:04:10.212 --> 01:04:13.344
The sense of it is growing

01:04:16.248 --> 01:04:17.824
and she used her diploma

01:04:20.105 --> 01:04:21.191
Maybe she can read

01:04:21.191 --> 01:04:23.028
- No way!
- Maybe she can read

01:04:23.803 --> 01:04:26.057
In America

01:04:25.706 --> 01:04:29.045
Jifka was shot!

01:04:30.146 --> 01:04:31.648
So Joan ended the affair

01:04:31.622 --> 01:04:32.809
Okay, I know
there's something better

01:04:33.048 --> 01:04:34.750
to get a job
as a mailroom clerk

01:04:33.136 --> 01:04:35.516
<i>That's luck
A, B, C, D, she can't know!</i>

01:04:35.636 --> 01:04:38.099
Our kids have worked their
little *s off all summer

01:04:37.342 --> 01:04:39.721
Don't fret, I'll tell the recipes

01:04:41.247 --> 01:04:42.959
From my corner in the mailroom

01:04:41.941 --> 01:04:43.536
then I'm losing money.

01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:44.853
Under the ground I hear

01:04:46.083 --> 01:04:47.461
Or maybe she can read!

01:04:46.173 --> 01:04:48.124
with her
astrology professor

01:04:49.160 --> 01:04:51.838
If I'm losing money,
you're losing your job

01:04:50.662 --> 01:04:51.997
and you're all fired!

01:04:51.297 --> 01:04:52.341
If I'm not making money,

01:04:52.253 --> 01:04:53.505
The Wall Street noise!

01:04:53.505 --> 01:04:55.927
It's a beautiful sound
Sorting letters, getting older

01:04:55.927 --> 01:04:58.587
Makin' minimum pay
While the brokers get richer

01:04:58.612 --> 01:05:00.119
I could listen all day

01:05:00.143 --> 01:05:03.024
When you buy, it's the feeling
Of a-jumpin' to the ceiling

01:05:03.358 --> 01:05:05.947
Buy the stock
Buy the stock

01:05:06.072 --> 01:05:07.074
Buy the stock

01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:08.410
Then martini time, boys.

01:05:08.410 --> 01:05:11.750
Will I ever be part
of the Wall Street noise?

01:05:13.291 --> 01:05:15.257
It's a shimmy in the shoulders

01:05:15.257 --> 01:05:16.844
When you talk to the shareholders

01:05:16.844 --> 01:05:19.223
Guiltless greed
is one of life's great joys

01:05:19.223 --> 01:05:22.313
Maybe someday I'll stomp
In the Wall Street

01:05:22.313 --> 01:05:25.152
Noise

01:05:26.696 --> 01:05:29.410
They messed up one
little turn, but it's okay.

01:05:29.410 --> 01:05:30.495
I didn't see it.

01:05:30.495 --> 01:05:31.840
I think we should
just move forward.

01:05:34.564 --> 01:05:36.870
Sell the stocks shareholders buy
Sell the stocks shareholders buy

01:05:36.774 --> 01:05:38.778
at the New York
Stock Exchange.

01:05:37.969 --> 01:05:40.557
and her profits
grew and grew,

01:05:40.557 --> 01:05:42.896
so did she!

01:05:52.706 --> 01:05:54.085
Is that the tech guy?

01:05:56.005 --> 01:05:58.510
Somebody get me portfolios
on line four.

01:06:07.213 --> 01:06:09.384
I'll be in my corner office.

01:06:07.557 --> 01:06:09.669
And as Joan rose through
the ranks of the company

01:06:08.951 --> 01:06:11.205
- Sure thing, boss.
- Let's do this.

01:06:12.105 --> 01:06:13.650
You do this
You do that

01:06:13.470 --> 01:06:15.157
Sell the stocks, shareholders!

01:06:14.375 --> 01:06:16.129
Now she's part of this sound

01:06:16.129 --> 01:06:17.799
And I found my voice

01:06:17.966 --> 01:06:21.222
As she's making people millions
*ing innocent civilians

01:06:21.222 --> 01:06:24.061
With her fab flap and brilliance
In the Wall Street

01:06:25.439 --> 01:06:26.441
Noise!

01:06:37.561 --> 01:06:39.482
and finally

01:06:38.404 --> 01:06:41.035
after selling her father's
beloved pierogi recipe

01:06:41.035 --> 01:06:42.412
for a small fortune,

01:06:42.579 --> 01:06:44.833
Joan purchased
a beautiful plot of land

01:06:45.001 --> 01:06:47.547
located right in the middle
of the Adirondack Mountains.

01:06:51.222 --> 01:06:54.228
This land is beautiful.

01:06:54.373 --> 01:06:55.918
To the groovy

01:06:57.898 --> 01:07:01.363
So I'll apply to SUNY

01:07:01.909 --> 01:07:04.081
I can almost see them.

01:07:06.062 --> 01:07:08.232
And the stage could go here.

01:07:10.363 --> 01:07:12.075
And I'm smashing that glass ceiling

01:07:12.848 --> 01:07:16.105
The faces and the memories

01:07:16.272 --> 01:07:20.280
That we have from right now

01:07:21.618 --> 01:07:24.666
A girl with an open Snapple

01:07:24.100 --> 01:07:25.770
Of course, they're trees

01:07:27.761 --> 01:07:29.682
I'm over here, I'm like...

01:07:28.942 --> 01:07:31.363
It's something more profound

01:07:30.669 --> 01:07:33.758
And all the children looking
for somewhere to belong.

01:07:32.930 --> 01:07:34.433
And the halls aren't halls at all

01:07:34.321 --> 01:07:37.202
That will come through these halls

01:07:35.139 --> 01:07:38.354
Raise a glass for everyone

01:07:36.437 --> 01:07:37.522
And lakes

01:07:38.024 --> 01:07:41.739
And birds

01:07:41.894 --> 01:07:44.691
Camp isn't home

01:07:46.395 --> 01:07:49.526
But is it kind of?

01:07:49.693 --> 01:07:51.739
Kind of it is

01:07:51.906 --> 01:07:54.661
I think it kind of is

01:07:55.121 --> 01:07:57.584
Camp isn't home

01:07:59.212 --> 01:08:02.302
But is it kind of?

01:08:02.302 --> 01:08:06.894
I think it kind of is

01:08:08.439 --> 01:08:11.695
Where every kid picked last in gym

01:08:11.862 --> 01:08:14.201
Finally makes the team

01:08:14.451 --> 01:08:17.248
Where square pegs find their holes

01:08:17.415 --> 01:08:20.254
And outcasts find their dreams

01:08:20.421 --> 01:08:23.260
It's a melting pot where belting girls

01:08:23.427 --> 01:08:25.974
And boys in tiny shorts

01:08:26.308 --> 01:08:28.688
Come to find forever friendships

01:08:28.854 --> 01:08:31.519
Just four hours from New York

01:08:31.719 --> 01:08:33.765
A place we can call Joan

01:08:33.765 --> 01:08:35.544
Camp isn't home

01:08:35.722 --> 01:08:38.854
But is it kind of?

01:08:38.854 --> 01:08:40.173
Kind of it is

01:08:40.341 --> 01:08:43.179
I think it kind of is
It kind of is

01:08:43.179 --> 01:08:47.104
Camp isn't home

01:08:47.104 --> 01:08:49.901
But is it kind of?

01:08:49.844 --> 01:08:51.807
Camp taught me
that my words are powerful.

01:08:54.338 --> 01:08:57.302
We all fly

01:08:56.474 --> 01:08:58.645
Without camp,
I would've never known

01:08:58.645 --> 01:09:01.312
I could sing a high F
above middle C.

01:09:01.358 --> 01:09:02.653
At camp, I learned that

01:09:02.653 --> 01:09:04.841
you don't have to be pretty
to be talented.

01:09:04.865 --> 01:09:05.993
It's just a bonus.

01:09:06.095 --> 01:09:07.098
I'm sorry.

01:09:07.224 --> 01:09:09.186
- I'm sorry.
- You finished the song.

01:09:10.757 --> 01:09:11.967
I did it for you.

01:09:11.925 --> 01:09:14.931
A boy who's looking down

01:09:13.214 --> 01:09:15.260
If there is a here,
I belong here.

01:09:15.949 --> 01:09:17.410
and pursue your dreams, okay?

01:09:18.719 --> 01:09:21.349
You should do whatever
you wanna do

01:09:19.737 --> 01:09:20.990
It's so beautiful.

01:09:23.220 --> 01:09:24.514
I'm going to stay here.

01:09:24.318 --> 01:09:26.030
- Disco glittery light
- Disco glittery light

01:09:25.260 --> 01:09:26.430
You're not getting rid of me.

01:09:26.591 --> 01:09:27.719
Glenn is amazing.

01:09:27.744 --> 01:09:29.079
Glenn is so good,
it makes me upset.

01:09:29.303 --> 01:09:31.307
- It's insane.
- It makes me upset.

01:09:38.797 --> 01:09:41.842
But is it kind of?
Kind of it is

01:09:46.957 --> 01:09:48.988
Camp isn't home

01:09:53.036 --> 01:09:55.375
But in the glass isn't alcohol

01:09:59.870 --> 01:10:01.582
Camp isn't home

01:10:08.671 --> 01:10:10.477
Camp isn't home
But is it kind of?

01:10:17.740 --> 01:10:19.243
I hope I see you next summer.

01:10:20.050 --> 01:10:21.512
Thanks for being
so hard on me.

01:10:21.637 --> 01:10:23.139
I know it was
for a good reason.

01:10:23.139 --> 01:10:25.853
Harness this pain and use it
in the future, okay?

01:10:40.699 --> 01:10:41.951
That's lit!

01:10:58.778 --> 01:10:59.624
- She's awake!

01:11:02.118 --> 01:11:04.247
I have no idea what this was,

01:11:04.415 --> 01:11:06.961
who set this up,
why I'm watching this,

01:11:07.169 --> 01:11:08.296
but what a pleasure!

01:11:08.296 --> 01:11:10.593
What a thrill! What talent!

01:11:10.593 --> 01:11:12.149
Uh, must have set it up
in the wrong room.

01:11:12.173 --> 01:11:13.341
You lifted my spirits, kids.

01:11:13.366 --> 01:11:14.410
Yeah, that was my bad.

01:11:14.435 --> 01:11:16.856
And Joan, what a woman she is.

01:11:17.022 --> 01:11:18.818
But Joan, Still, right?

01:11:18.943 --> 01:11:20.404
That is something
to celebrate.

01:11:20.404 --> 01:11:22.993
I can't wait to see you
on Broadway.

01:11:22.993 --> 01:11:24.913
You kids are wonderful.

01:11:24.913 --> 01:11:27.126
You're all going to be big,
big stars!

01:11:25.995 --> 01:11:27.581
Well, I'll come back
all the time.

01:11:37.818 --> 01:11:39.489
Don't let Troy run the camp!

01:11:40.114 --> 01:11:41.743
Oh, you're up, huh?

01:11:42.411 --> 01:11:44.206
I just saw a whole show
about your life.

01:11:44.206 --> 01:11:45.792
The kids did an amazing job.

01:11:45.959 --> 01:11:47.880
Camp isn't home

01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:49.467
Oh, what a song.

01:11:49.467 --> 01:11:51.554
You slept through it.
I watched it.

01:11:51.554 --> 01:11:53.475
Well, um, do you know
why I'm here?

01:11:54.685 --> 01:11:55.687
No.

01:16:21.564 --> 01:16:23.358
<i>Camp isn't home</i>

01:16:53.741 --> 01:16:55.369
Bye class

01:16:55.829 --> 01:16:57.582
We're done

01:16:59.461 --> 01:17:03.845
The ghosts of our past selves are done

01:17:04.095 --> 01:17:07.686
We are gone, we are gone

01:17:07.686 --> 01:17:10.315
We are now new people

01:17:10.483 --> 01:17:13.029
We are now new people

01:17:13.196 --> 01:17:17.956
We are now the children of the plants

01:17:20.628 --> 01:17:22.173
Thank you guys so much.

01:17:22.799 --> 01:17:24.761
I'll see you next week.

01:17:24.928 --> 01:17:26.891
Or tomorrow. I don't remember.