WEBVTT 00:00:28.612 --> 00:00:31.648 - Is George's wife called "Fig"? - Yeah. 00:00:31.683 --> 00:00:34.551 "Fig"? What's her real name? 00:00:34.584 --> 00:00:36.854 Well, I genuinely can't remember. 00:00:36.888 --> 00:00:38.522 What was your nickname again? 00:00:38.555 --> 00:00:41.759 "Mongo"? "Rumpy"? 00:00:41.793 --> 00:00:44.628 I'm ashamed to say... it was "Skippy". 00:00:46.296 --> 00:00:47.999 I was kind of seen as the... 00:00:48.032 --> 00:00:50.300 captain of the party. 00:00:50.333 --> 00:00:51.401 Oh, God! 00:01:06.083 --> 00:01:07.752 Look, I feel like I should say they're really not... 00:01:07.785 --> 00:01:10.220 - stereotypical posh people. - Really? 00:01:10.254 --> 00:01:11.789 They're cool, I promise. 00:01:11.823 --> 00:01:13.558 And that's coming from "the captain of the party". 00:01:13.591 --> 00:01:14.792 Oh, God! 00:01:14.826 --> 00:01:17.060 Text... from Claire. 00:01:17.094 --> 00:01:18.496 Oh! Thank you. 00:01:21.298 --> 00:01:23.066 'Mate!' 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:24.736 'Welcome back, you *' legend!' 00:01:28.272 --> 00:01:30.407 For *'s sake! 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:31.743 Who else is gonna be there? 00:01:31.776 --> 00:01:33.578 Uh... yes. Just the old gang. 00:01:33.611 --> 00:01:36.380 So... Archie, Fig, and George. 00:01:38.215 --> 00:01:39.316 And Claire. 00:01:40.485 --> 00:01:42.654 Yeah! And Claire. 00:01:43.855 --> 00:01:45.255 What? 00:02:28.088 --> 00:02:29.622 Hey, mate. 00:02:30.490 --> 00:02:31.892 You all right? 00:03:24.577 --> 00:03:26.847 *! 00:03:26.881 --> 00:03:31.051 - Stop *... - Sorry, mate. 00:03:31.085 --> 00:03:33.386 Sorry, mate. Sorry. 00:03:33.821 --> 00:03:34.955 Come here! 00:03:37.691 --> 00:03:39.827 Come back, you *! 00:03:42.930 --> 00:03:44.497 Come back! 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:53.874 What the *? 00:04:40.520 --> 00:04:43.057 Hello. Excuse me, sorry... 00:04:43.090 --> 00:04:44.725 Um, I don't suppose you know 00:04:44.758 --> 00:04:47.861 where Cleeve Hill Manor is, do you? 00:04:47.895 --> 00:04:49.629 I do, yeah. 00:04:54.134 --> 00:04:56.704 Could... Sorry, and could you tell me where it is? 00:04:56.737 --> 00:04:58.772 I can, yeah. 00:05:04.111 --> 00:05:07.715 Good one, you got me. 00:05:07.748 --> 00:05:10.017 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 00:05:11.085 --> 00:05:13.586 So, why d'you need to know? Lost? 00:05:15.555 --> 00:05:17.725 - Yes. - Thought as much. 00:05:17.758 --> 00:05:18.926 Yeah. 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:21.061 The old sat nav let you down, then, eh? 00:05:21.095 --> 00:05:23.197 - Surprise, surprise. - Yeah. 00:05:24.098 --> 00:05:26.834 - Long journey? - Yah. 00:05:28.568 --> 00:05:30.904 sort of late for my own party, actually. It's my birthday. 00:05:30.938 --> 00:05:33.774 Yeah, you need to loop back round, through the red gate, 00:05:33.807 --> 00:05:35.743 bear left till you hit The Lamb Pub, 00:05:35.776 --> 00:05:38.578 then straight shot through Dawny, and it's on your left. 00:05:38.611 --> 00:05:39.780 Big iron-fronted thing. 00:05:39.813 --> 00:05:41.647 Yes, I remember. Thank you very much. 00:05:41.682 --> 00:05:43.150 Might come join you later! 00:05:43.183 --> 00:05:44.785 Yeah, well, I'll tell the others know! 00:05:44.818 --> 00:05:47.087 - Cheers again. Thanks. - Laters! 00:06:10.244 --> 00:06:12.578 Oi-oi! 00:06:15.282 --> 00:06:17.184 It's party time! 00:06:26.994 --> 00:06:28.996 The skipper is here! 00:06:45.012 --> 00:06:46.747 Guys? 00:07:08.402 --> 00:07:09.937 Guys? 00:09:34.381 --> 00:09:36.116 Back in a sec, mate! 00:09:38.385 --> 00:09:39.987 All right? 00:09:40.020 --> 00:09:42.289 Hope you guys have been having a nice time? 00:09:42.322 --> 00:09:43.423 What the *? 00:09:44.825 --> 00:09:47.027 - Yeah, my thoughts exactly. - Pete... 00:09:48.395 --> 00:09:50.897 What are you doing here? 00:09:50.931 --> 00:09:53.367 - * off, Archie. - No seriously, mate. 00:09:54.901 --> 00:09:56.570 Oh, no! 00:09:56.603 --> 00:09:58.939 George's invite... 00:09:58.972 --> 00:10:01.308 - This is awful. - What? 00:10:02.409 --> 00:10:03.910 That was a joke, mate. 00:10:04.911 --> 00:10:06.413 No, seriously, I mean, 00:10:06.446 --> 00:10:11.451 why would George want somebody else's birthday at his house? 00:10:16.123 --> 00:10:18.525 Jokes, mate! 00:10:18.558 --> 00:10:21.261 - Stop it! - Oh, my God! Here he is! 00:10:23.573 --> 00:10:24.909 So good to see that you got here 00:10:24.943 --> 00:10:25.645 You look amazing. 00:10:25.778 --> 00:10:29.716 Thanks. Thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah. Well... 00:10:29.749 --> 00:10:32.985 Yeah, I guess the Lebanese food is... 00:10:33.019 --> 00:10:35.621 ...* disgusting? 00:10:35.855 --> 00:10:38.491 No, just a lot of fibre and pulses. 00:10:38.524 --> 00:10:39.892 You have a bit of a beard as well. 00:10:39.926 --> 00:10:41.594 Looks great. 00:10:43.095 --> 00:10:44.864 You all right? 00:10:44.897 --> 00:10:46.666 Yeah, fine, yeah. 00:10:46.699 --> 00:10:48.467 Look, sorry, we thought you'd be ages 00:10:48.501 --> 00:10:50.202 cos of the accident on the M5. 00:10:50.236 --> 00:10:52.772 No. No, I just, uh... 00:10:52.805 --> 00:10:54.774 got lost and couldn't get through to you guys. 00:10:54.807 --> 00:10:56.976 Oh, shit. Well, we left you a note... 00:10:57.009 --> 00:10:58.778 - Where? - Here you bell-end. 00:10:58.811 --> 00:10:59.946 Where was that? 00:11:00.846 --> 00:11:01.981 Found him! 00:11:37.116 --> 00:11:40.686 No, seriously, Harry... Harry, take it... Take it back! 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:43.656 All right, all right. I'll take it. 00:11:43.689 --> 00:11:45.591 Arch, be careful. 00:11:48.295 --> 00:11:50.629 Sorry, should probably introduce myself to the birthday boy. 00:11:50.663 --> 00:11:53.132 - All right, mate? - Leader of the pack, huh? 00:11:53.165 --> 00:11:55.034 I heard a lot about you. 00:11:55.067 --> 00:11:58.170 Apparently, one of the funniest guys on the planet. 00:12:02.575 --> 00:12:04.677 Oh, come here, you big fanny! 00:12:04.710 --> 00:12:07.613 Birthday boy needs a hug... and a stripper. 00:12:07.646 --> 00:12:08.914 - And that's me! - Oh... 00:12:08.948 --> 00:12:10.182 Oh, yeah. 00:12:13.353 --> 00:12:15.021 Hey! 00:12:15.891 --> 00:12:17.559 Yeah, you gave me a boner. 00:12:17.593 --> 00:12:19.628 What? You got an erection? 00:12:19.661 --> 00:12:21.897 - It's just... just my phone. - He's got an erection! 00:12:21.930 --> 00:12:23.665 None of that! I'm not here for that, mate. 00:12:23.699 --> 00:12:26.602 - Go and help Archie, Harry. - I'm not here for that! 00:12:26.635 --> 00:12:28.103 Stop molesting Pete, all right? 00:12:28.137 --> 00:12:29.705 - Jeez! - Oh, my God! 00:12:29.738 --> 00:12:31.274 Who is that? 00:12:32.941 --> 00:12:34.576 We found him down the pub. 00:12:34.610 --> 00:12:37.112 He was challenging farmers to rap battles. 00:12:37.146 --> 00:12:39.948 You'll love him, he is classic. A real local. 00:12:45.921 --> 00:12:48.590 How is the portraiture, Claire? You, got any new commissions? 00:12:48.624 --> 00:12:51.660 Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine. 00:12:51.693 --> 00:12:53.062 What does that mean? 00:12:53.095 --> 00:12:55.230 I sometimes feel 00:12:55.265 --> 00:12:57.199 that I don't really have anything to say as an artist. 00:12:57.232 --> 00:12:58.667 You know, I'm just... 00:12:58.700 --> 00:13:00.669 like, I'm just a stupid posh girl 00:13:00.702 --> 00:13:02.638 painting portraits of other posh people. 00:13:02.671 --> 00:13:03.972 You're being really hard on yourself. 00:13:04.006 --> 00:13:05.808 I mean, I'd love to see any new stuff. 00:13:05.841 --> 00:13:08.378 - Uh, rule number seven! - What's that? 00:13:08.411 --> 00:13:11.246 - Oh... - Oh, it was "no talking shop". 00:13:11.281 --> 00:13:13.715 Yeah! No, no, you really should drink for that, Pete. 00:13:13.749 --> 00:13:15.717 Right, got it. Understood. 00:13:15.751 --> 00:13:19.255 "Oonderstood..." "Oonderstood!" 00:13:19.289 --> 00:13:21.223 Mate, are you speaking in a northern accent? 00:13:22.124 --> 00:13:23.225 What? 00:13:23.259 --> 00:13:25.261 All night your accent's been northern. 00:13:26.895 --> 00:13:28.764 Is this part of your new 'edgy Pete'? 00:13:28.797 --> 00:13:30.065 'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys, 00:13:30.099 --> 00:13:31.633 am I speaking in a northern accent right now? 00:13:31.667 --> 00:13:33.836 Shut up, Arch. Just down your drink, Pete. 00:13:33.869 --> 00:13:35.904 You did break a rule. 00:13:35.938 --> 00:13:37.973 - OK. - Drink it, mate! 00:13:38.006 --> 00:13:40.676 Down it, down it, down it... 00:13:40.709 --> 00:13:44.280 Down it! Down it! Down it...! 00:13:44.314 --> 00:13:47.716 - Pressure! Whoo! - There's a lot... lot in there. 00:13:48.318 --> 00:13:50.085 Yeah... Oh... 00:13:50.119 --> 00:13:53.222 Oh, come on. 00:13:53.256 --> 00:13:55.757 - What's that? - Gonna leave a bit in there. 00:13:57.759 --> 00:14:00.729 A really funny thing happened to me on the way up here. 00:14:00.762 --> 00:14:02.298 Well, not really funny... quite funny. 00:14:02.332 --> 00:14:04.967 - Yeah, when I was lost... - Arch, check this out! 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:07.236 ...messing about on country roads, 00:14:07.270 --> 00:14:11.374 I got a bit lost as you got from my texts... 00:14:11.407 --> 00:14:13.242 Have a look. 00:14:13.276 --> 00:14:16.778 ...searching for that bloody red gate! 00:14:16.812 --> 00:14:19.214 Oh, my God, it won! 00:14:19.248 --> 00:14:23.085 This guy told me to put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1. 00:14:23.118 --> 00:14:25.187 It's just come in * second! 00:14:25.220 --> 00:14:26.456 I'm up five hundred quid! 00:14:26.489 --> 00:14:28.258 Bloody hell! Why didn't you bet yourself? 00:14:28.291 --> 00:14:30.293 Oh, I don't like to gamble. It's a dirty habit. 00:14:30.326 --> 00:14:31.827 It's, like, figuring out the odds. 00:14:31.860 --> 00:14:33.929 You know, I'm Devon's answer to Rain Man! 00:14:36.031 --> 00:14:38.268 Sorry, Pete, you was telling a story? 00:14:38.301 --> 00:14:39.835 Oh, yeah. Uh... 00:14:39.868 --> 00:14:41.904 Well, it was just about me on the way up here. 00:14:41.937 --> 00:14:43.739 I was pretty f... I mean, 00:14:43.772 --> 00:14:46.708 I was lost, basically, completely and utterly, 00:14:46.742 --> 00:14:52.482 and I was forced to interact with this really strange man, 00:14:52.515 --> 00:14:57.320 kind of a cliché spooky local type character. Um... 00:14:57.353 --> 00:14:59.389 I wound down the window and said, 00:14:59.422 --> 00:15:03.125 "Excuse me, do you know the way to Cleeve Hill Manor?", 00:15:03.158 --> 00:15:04.960 to which he replied, "Yerp!" 00:15:04.993 --> 00:15:07.930 But then didn't tell me. 00:15:07.963 --> 00:15:09.765 Just silence. 00:15:09.798 --> 00:15:12.234 So I said, "Well, could you tell me where it is, please?", 00:15:12.268 --> 00:15:14.504 to which he replied, "Yerp, I can." 00:15:16.104 --> 00:15:17.806 So, I was just thinking, "Oh, God, 00:15:17.839 --> 00:15:20.842 "please gimme a break here, dude. 00:15:20.876 --> 00:15:23.745 "I feel like I'm in a bad horror film or something." 00:15:23.779 --> 00:15:27.816 And then, as I drove off, he shouted, "See ya later", 00:15:27.849 --> 00:15:30.886 and I just thought, "Jesus Christ, I really hope I don't." 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:33.855 Sorry, guys, this is Norman. 00:15:33.889 --> 00:15:36.225 And Norman, this is Harry, Archie, Claire. 00:15:36.259 --> 00:15:37.393 You know Fig, obviously. 00:15:37.427 --> 00:15:40.162 - And this is Pete. - All right? 00:15:40.195 --> 00:15:42.965 I've filled the ice machine in the cellar. 00:15:42.998 --> 00:15:44.400 Thank you so much. What you drinking? 00:15:44.434 --> 00:15:46.001 Nah, you're all right. 00:15:46.034 --> 00:15:48.438 I'll leave you to your funny impressions. 00:15:50.939 --> 00:15:54.910 No, that wasn't... That wasn't an impression of you. 00:15:56.011 --> 00:15:57.779 Now he's lying as well. 00:16:00.048 --> 00:16:03.486 Oh, I switched the heating on in the pool, too, 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:05.288 in case you wanted to brave it. 00:16:05.321 --> 00:16:07.357 - Thanks, Norman. - Thank you so much. 00:16:09.858 --> 00:16:10.892 See you, then. 00:16:12.961 --> 00:16:15.130 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thanks. 00:16:22.070 --> 00:16:23.573 Right. 00:16:23.606 --> 00:16:25.974 You know what room you're staying in, Pete? 00:16:26.008 --> 00:16:27.310 I didn't want to presume. 00:16:27.343 --> 00:16:30.380 The Rose room. So, lovely double for you and Sonia. 00:16:30.413 --> 00:16:31.947 Great. 00:16:31.980 --> 00:16:34.016 But Harry is gonna be on the sofa bed for tonight, 00:16:34.049 --> 00:16:35.585 is that cool? 00:16:35.618 --> 00:16:36.952 Awesome. 00:17:09.385 --> 00:17:11.554 Long hot soak for your bones. 00:17:12.988 --> 00:17:14.424 Nothing better. 00:17:16.259 --> 00:17:18.528 Don't worry, I won't be long. 00:17:18.561 --> 00:17:21.464 I'm mainly doing the upper lip. 00:17:21.497 --> 00:17:23.065 Only place I can seem to grow it. 00:17:24.367 --> 00:17:28.003 So, how do you know this lot, then? 00:17:28.036 --> 00:17:31.173 Uh, we are friends from university. 00:17:32.342 --> 00:17:34.109 They're a cracking lot. 00:17:35.345 --> 00:17:36.612 Cracking. 00:17:37.913 --> 00:17:39.415 Fun though, innit? 00:17:41.216 --> 00:17:42.318 University? 00:17:42.352 --> 00:17:45.488 No, being with your mates. 00:17:45.521 --> 00:17:47.923 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 00:17:50.460 --> 00:17:52.160 How old are you lot? 00:17:53.228 --> 00:17:55.197 Well, I'm thirty-one exactly. 00:17:56.265 --> 00:17:58.900 Thirty-one, having fun. 00:18:03.577 --> 00:18:05.179 *... what? 00:19:41.275 --> 00:19:43.277 * make an effort, mate. 00:19:48.882 --> 00:19:51.085 - There he is... - Hey! 00:19:51.118 --> 00:19:54.088 - Smells so good. - Got a drink? 00:19:54.121 --> 00:19:57.558 - Um... I think I'm OK for now. - Mate, come on! 00:19:57.591 --> 00:19:59.360 You're having a little wicky with me, mate. 00:19:59.393 --> 00:20:00.927 OK. 00:20:08.001 --> 00:20:09.637 - Hey. - Oh, yep. Thank you. 00:20:09.670 --> 00:20:12.005 - Don't tell Pops. - Absolutely not. Cheers! 00:20:12.038 --> 00:20:14.108 - Cheers! - Cheers, mate! Cheers! 00:20:16.544 --> 00:20:20.648 Dude, it is, um... It is so nice of you to do all this. 00:20:20.681 --> 00:20:23.384 Weird thing to say. You're still one of my best mates, Pete. 00:20:23.417 --> 00:20:25.052 Obviously! 00:20:25.086 --> 00:20:26.920 No, I just... I don't know. 00:20:26.953 --> 00:20:28.955 Yeah, these last few years have been so crazy, 00:20:28.988 --> 00:20:31.492 and I feel bad I haven't been back more. 00:20:31.525 --> 00:20:34.195 Pete, you were always gonna do something different. 00:20:34.228 --> 00:20:37.997 Selfishly, I've missed you, but... this refugee shit - 00:20:38.031 --> 00:20:39.600 I'm * proud of you. It sounds heavy. 00:20:39.633 --> 00:20:41.569 Thanks, man, that means so much coming from you. 00:20:41.602 --> 00:20:43.204 No, you're actually doing something good. 00:20:43.237 --> 00:20:46.073 You know, making up for your past crimes. 00:20:49.976 --> 00:20:52.279 What do you mean, "past crimes"? 00:20:53.647 --> 00:20:55.915 Well, no, I mean, just being a reprobate. 00:20:56.484 --> 00:20:58.652 Right. Yeah. 00:20:58.686 --> 00:21:02.189 Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it cos I'm passionate about it. 00:21:02.223 --> 00:21:04.058 Yeah. Of course. 00:21:10.964 --> 00:21:12.932 Oh, man, Harry... 00:21:14.635 --> 00:21:17.304 - He is a character. - Yeah, he is ridiculous. 00:21:17.338 --> 00:21:20.708 - Yeah. He's kind of... - * funny. 00:21:23.009 --> 00:21:25.146 Yeah, it's weird, I, uh... 00:21:25.179 --> 00:21:28.215 I almost feel, like... shy around him. 00:21:29.483 --> 00:21:30.718 Why? 00:21:30.751 --> 00:21:33.187 I don't know. 00:21:33.220 --> 00:21:35.055 Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. 00:21:35.089 --> 00:21:38.092 I mean, you didn't tell him I was shy, did you? 00:21:38.125 --> 00:21:40.694 What? No! We told him you were great. 00:21:41.729 --> 00:21:44.231 Yeah. Forget it. 00:21:44.265 --> 00:21:46.534 So, tell me about you and Sonia! All going well? 00:21:46.567 --> 00:21:49.069 Oh, yes. Yeah, really well. 00:21:49.103 --> 00:21:51.272 And actually, you're the first person, of course, 00:21:51.305 --> 00:21:53.006 - that I'm telling this to... - Uh-oh. 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:55.109 ...but I'm thinking of proposing. 00:21:55.142 --> 00:21:56.510 We're to France in June, 00:21:56.544 --> 00:21:58.212 and it just feels like the right time. 00:21:58.245 --> 00:21:59.647 Oh, mate, that's awesome. 00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:01.415 Yeah, well, I mean, assuming she says yes. 00:22:01.449 --> 00:22:03.117 Ooh, yeah. God, that would be very awkward. 00:22:03.150 --> 00:22:04.718 Maybe don't do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 00:22:04.752 --> 00:22:06.353 It's a long walk down. 00:22:08.055 --> 00:22:11.024 Yeah, oh, and maybe, you know, don't tell Claire. 00:22:12.760 --> 00:22:13.993 Why? 00:22:14.795 --> 00:22:17.698 Pete. Come on. 00:22:17.731 --> 00:22:19.700 She's clearly still a bit in love with you. 00:22:19.733 --> 00:22:22.169 She might not take it well. 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:28.609 Yeah, of course. 00:22:28.642 --> 00:22:30.311 Poor Claire. 00:22:33.247 --> 00:22:36.183 Yeah, you should know, man, she, uh... 00:22:36.217 --> 00:22:38.185 She tried to kill herself. 00:22:40.421 --> 00:22:41.722 - What? - I mean... 00:22:43.457 --> 00:22:47.595 She's always had a tendency to be sad, but I just guess... 00:22:47.628 --> 00:22:51.131 she was sadder than we all saw, I suppose. 00:22:52.666 --> 00:22:54.735 And when did she do it? 00:22:54.768 --> 00:22:58.072 Uh... just before you left, I think. 00:23:02.510 --> 00:23:04.478 Look, don't freak out. 00:23:04.512 --> 00:23:06.514 OK? No, she's absolutely fine now. 00:23:06.547 --> 00:23:08.115 Let's just keep the weekend light, yeah? 00:23:08.148 --> 00:23:09.683 Come on! Hey, to you and Sonia! 00:23:14.088 --> 00:23:15.222 Cocktails? 00:23:16.690 --> 00:23:18.192 Yeah. 00:23:23.330 --> 00:23:25.232 Do you guys remember Jess Sanderson? 00:23:25.266 --> 00:23:28.068 - Yes. - * me, she was so fit. 00:23:28.102 --> 00:23:29.403 You were obsessed. 00:23:29.436 --> 00:23:31.405 - Ever see her throw a javelin? - What? 00:23:31.438 --> 00:23:33.641 She could throw a javelin so * far, 00:23:33.674 --> 00:23:36.310 I used to go and watch her do athletics. 00:23:36.343 --> 00:23:37.745 I was such a * pervert, 00:23:37.778 --> 00:23:39.713 and I just really loved the fact 00:23:39.747 --> 00:23:42.316 that she could probably bench-press me. 00:23:42.349 --> 00:23:43.784 Pete, you banged her, didn't you? 00:23:43.817 --> 00:23:45.619 - Yes! - Pete got with everyone. 00:23:45.653 --> 00:23:47.388 He was the most player of all our friends. 00:23:47.421 --> 00:23:48.622 Well, I'm not surprised. 00:23:48.656 --> 00:23:50.357 The way he sat there holding that cocktail, 00:23:50.391 --> 00:23:53.227 it's like we got James Bond sat here in the room with us, innit? 00:23:53.260 --> 00:23:54.361 Double-O-Seven! 00:23:56.664 --> 00:23:58.866 Yeah, one of the kids in the refugee camp said 00:23:58.899 --> 00:24:00.768 I looked like Daniel Craig. 00:24:00.801 --> 00:24:03.337 - Really? - Yeah. 00:24:03.370 --> 00:24:05.272 Some of those kids were just so amazing. 00:24:05.306 --> 00:24:07.274 - Mm. - Cool, man. 00:24:11.745 --> 00:24:15.716 So, have you told Sonia about your sordid past? 00:24:15.749 --> 00:24:19.520 Uh, yes, yes. I've come clean about Skippy. 00:24:20.688 --> 00:24:22.289 Weird to think that we even kissed. 00:24:23.357 --> 00:24:26.460 I don't think we did. 00:24:26.493 --> 00:24:27.695 Don't deny... 00:24:27.728 --> 00:24:30.431 Yeah, second night of fresher's week. 00:24:30.464 --> 00:24:32.132 - I... - George? 00:24:32.166 --> 00:24:33.434 Is there something I should know about? 00:24:33.467 --> 00:24:35.336 - Sorry. - No, honestly, 00:24:35.369 --> 00:24:38.405 - I don't remember this at all. - What? Now, come off it! 00:24:38.439 --> 00:24:42.176 No girl can forget a night of passion with Double-O-Seven. 00:24:42.209 --> 00:24:44.445 Can they? Eh? Oi, George, you got any guns? 00:24:44.478 --> 00:24:46.847 - Yeah, * loads. - Let's get Pete a gun! 00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:48.682 Take a photo - we'll send it in to Hollywood. 00:24:48.716 --> 00:24:50.317 They haven't chosen a new Bond yet, have they? 00:24:50.351 --> 00:24:52.152 Right, well, let's get a gun. 00:24:52.186 --> 00:24:54.555 - Oh, no...! - George stop him! 00:24:54.588 --> 00:24:56.457 - Harry! - Oh, God! 00:24:56.490 --> 00:24:59.159 Wait, who was it that, um... 00:24:59.193 --> 00:25:01.862 - Who was it that pulled Plank? - Oh, yes! 00:25:01.895 --> 00:25:04.398 No, actually, no one pulled Plank, 00:25:04.431 --> 00:25:06.433 but he did smooch a pooch. 00:25:06.467 --> 00:25:08.902 - A dog! He kissed a dog! - Yeah, that little pug! 00:25:08.936 --> 00:25:10.938 Sorry? "Plank"? 00:25:10.971 --> 00:25:12.373 Plank, yeah. 00:25:13.474 --> 00:25:15.609 - Do you not remember? - No. 00:25:15.643 --> 00:25:18.879 Plank, as in the wild card. 00:25:18.912 --> 00:25:22.816 He came round, with the big wheel of cheese. 00:25:22.850 --> 00:25:24.685 He was dressed as a * wizard! 00:25:24.718 --> 00:25:26.654 Yeah... vaguely. 00:25:26.687 --> 00:25:29.256 Mate, you do remember the wild card tradition, right? 00:25:29.289 --> 00:25:30.891 When we'd bring a randommer back to the house? 00:25:30.924 --> 00:25:32.459 Yeah, I remember that. 00:25:32.493 --> 00:25:33.927 I always thought it was a bit cruel, to be honest. 00:25:33.961 --> 00:25:37.665 What? You used to * love it! 00:25:37.698 --> 00:25:39.366 Saved you, Pete! 00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:42.202 They are hosting a nervous nelly! 00:25:50.377 --> 00:25:51.812 Anyway, I would have Skyped more, 00:25:51.845 --> 00:25:55.916 but we all had to share this one computer in the camps. 00:25:57.584 --> 00:25:59.353 And it was actually pretty amazing, 00:25:59.386 --> 00:26:01.822 we started with, like, zero infrastructure... 00:26:01.855 --> 00:26:03.791 So you're gonna propose to Sonia? 00:26:03.824 --> 00:26:05.592 Jesus! 00:26:05.626 --> 00:26:08.295 - Who told you that? - It's great. 00:26:08.328 --> 00:26:09.530 Yeah, sorry, who told you that? 00:26:09.563 --> 00:26:11.265 Is that... 00:26:11.298 --> 00:26:12.966 I think your phone's buzzing. 00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:14.601 Yeah. 00:26:14.635 --> 00:26:16.804 - I'll, uh... - Sure. 00:26:18.639 --> 00:26:20.374 See ya. 00:26:20.407 --> 00:26:21.742 'Hey! You having fun?' 00:26:21.775 --> 00:26:25.446 Yeah! Yeah, just, um... It's a bit, um... 00:26:25.479 --> 00:26:26.847 'What?' 00:26:27.981 --> 00:26:29.550 Nah, it's just... I guess I thought 00:26:29.583 --> 00:26:31.885 that everyone would've grown up a bit more. 00:26:31.919 --> 00:26:36.256 Um... Yeah, we're in George's parents' house, 00:26:36.290 --> 00:26:38.292 drinking George's dad's whisky. 00:26:38.325 --> 00:26:41.528 I'm being mean. Just... I can't wait for you to get here. 00:26:41.562 --> 00:26:44.665 - 'Is everyone there?' - Yeah, full house. 00:26:44.698 --> 00:26:46.900 Plus some random guy called Harry 00:26:46.934 --> 00:26:48.635 that they picked up in the pub! 00:26:48.669 --> 00:26:50.003 'Oh, my God.' 00:26:50.037 --> 00:26:51.905 Yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone by the time you're here, 00:26:51.939 --> 00:26:53.941 - but very funny. - 'Weird. 00:26:53.974 --> 00:26:56.810 'Listen, babe, this internet guy's really * us around. 00:26:56.844 --> 00:26:59.046 'I'm gonna have to wait till the afternoon to let him in. 00:26:59.080 --> 00:27:01.849 'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.' 00:27:01.882 --> 00:27:05.486 Yeah, no problem. Love you. 00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:07.688 'You too. I'm sorry. Love you.' 00:27:57.838 --> 00:28:00.040 Mate! Are you * listening? 00:28:00.074 --> 00:28:01.608 Yes! Sorry, Archie. 00:28:01.642 --> 00:28:05.879 Um, so... I'm sorry, mate, you're setting up an app? 00:28:05.913 --> 00:28:08.715 It's not a * app! It's crowdfunding for thrill seekers. 00:28:08.749 --> 00:28:09.817 Right! 00:28:09.850 --> 00:28:11.018 It's about linking people together 00:28:11.051 --> 00:28:13.887 who want to go on tailored adventure holidays, you know, 00:28:13.921 --> 00:28:15.556 but they need to go in a group 00:28:15.589 --> 00:28:17.958 to make it more financially viable. 00:28:17.991 --> 00:28:21.461 So, let's say you want to go chasing whales on jet skis 00:28:21.495 --> 00:28:22.696 or some shit like that... 00:28:22.729 --> 00:28:24.965 Yeah, Arch, cos that definitely sounds legal. 00:28:24.998 --> 00:28:27.601 Don't invest, then, Claire. 00:28:27.634 --> 00:28:29.970 You know, but most of your friends are too * to do it, 00:28:30.003 --> 00:28:32.573 so we team you up with some Saffa meatheads 00:28:32.606 --> 00:28:35.008 who are up for a weendish time. 00:28:35.042 --> 00:28:37.911 Um... It'd still be, like, expensive, though, wouldn't it? 00:28:37.945 --> 00:28:39.379 Right. 00:28:39.413 --> 00:28:42.116 Well, I mean, you're not saving money, are you? 00:28:42.150 --> 00:28:44.818 You're just kind of linking rich people with rich people. 00:28:44.852 --> 00:28:48.689 Yeah... who are up for a weendish time. 00:28:48.722 --> 00:28:51.092 I mean, it's better that way, though. 00:28:51.125 --> 00:28:52.860 At least you're not having your holiday ruined 00:28:52.893 --> 00:28:56.164 - by some random pez. - "Pez"? 00:28:56.197 --> 00:28:58.132 Pez! Peasant! Pezo! Come on, mate. 00:28:58.166 --> 00:28:59.733 * hell, Archie! 00:28:59.766 --> 00:29:01.468 What? Mate, you used to say that shit all the time. 00:29:01.501 --> 00:29:02.970 No, I * didn't. 00:29:03.003 --> 00:29:06.540 Also, like... just have a little bit of, you know, awareness. 00:29:08.109 --> 00:29:11.411 - What? Harry? - What's that? 00:29:11.445 --> 00:29:12.880 He's worried that you'd be offended 00:29:12.913 --> 00:29:15.582 by me referring to peasants as pezes. 00:29:17.050 --> 00:29:18.886 * hell, are you calling me a peasant, are you, Pete? 00:29:18.919 --> 00:29:21.421 - No. - You sort of were, mate. 00:29:21.455 --> 00:29:23.157 - Let's just move on. - Oh! 00:29:23.191 --> 00:29:25.893 His lordship wants us to move on. OK! Fair enough, OK! 00:29:25.926 --> 00:29:27.761 Well, sir, I've left your potty upstairs for you, 00:29:27.794 --> 00:29:29.663 and I'll come upstairs and wipe your bum-bum. 00:29:29.696 --> 00:29:31.565 Actually do it! 00:29:31.598 --> 00:29:33.734 Actually do it! 00:29:33.767 --> 00:29:35.169 This calls for gear. 00:29:35.203 --> 00:29:37.037 No, Archie! No, not at the table. 00:29:37.071 --> 00:29:39.073 - Pete, come on. - No, thank you, Archie. 00:29:39.107 --> 00:29:40.574 No, no, it's a good point, actually. 00:29:40.607 --> 00:29:42.676 Gotta save some energy for the b-day boy. 00:29:42.709 --> 00:29:44.945 Main event is tomorrow. Big surprise for Petie! 00:29:49.950 --> 00:29:54.621 Yeah, well, in which case I'd better... better get to bed. 00:29:54.655 --> 00:29:55.923 - Get some sleep. - Don't be a bell-end. 00:29:55.956 --> 00:29:57.524 No, you're not... OK, OK! 00:29:57.557 --> 00:29:59.726 Wait, wait.... I'm gonna do... yeah! 00:29:59.760 --> 00:30:03.463 OK, I just want to say, um... happy birthday, Pete! 00:30:03.497 --> 00:30:04.698 I know it's been a while 00:30:04.731 --> 00:30:06.667 since we've all been under the same roof. 00:30:06.700 --> 00:30:10.238 I mean, the last, what, eight, nine years 00:30:10.271 --> 00:30:12.506 has really gone by fast, 00:30:12.539 --> 00:30:15.943 and it's just so nice that it all still feels so natural. 00:30:15.976 --> 00:30:17.678 Yeah, hear-hear. 00:30:17.711 --> 00:30:23.483 And I just wanted to say, you know after my, uh, blip... 00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:29.523 it really made me realise how lucky I am to have you guys. 00:30:29.556 --> 00:30:32.492 Um, and I couldn't have got through any of it without you. 00:30:32.526 --> 00:30:33.894 So... All of you. 00:30:36.596 --> 00:30:39.566 Uh, so, yeah, happy birthday, Pete. 00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:41.668 Ah! Happy birthday to Pete! 00:30:52.612 --> 00:30:54.948 - Off to bed, too? - Just getting some ciggies. 00:30:54.982 --> 00:30:57.118 Right... Sorry not to stay up. 00:30:57.151 --> 00:31:00.520 Just wanted to save some energy for tomorrow. 00:31:00.554 --> 00:31:02.256 Listen, Pete. 00:31:02.290 --> 00:31:05.193 Just so you know, you're not doing too well. 00:31:09.197 --> 00:31:10.530 What? 00:31:10.564 --> 00:31:11.898 This weekend so far... 00:31:11.932 --> 00:31:14.901 I mean, you've been a bit crap, haven't you? 00:31:14.935 --> 00:31:17.537 Claiming that we pulled in first year. 00:31:17.571 --> 00:31:20.841 And then rubbing Claire's nose in your supposed engagement. 00:31:20.874 --> 00:31:23.177 - I didn't tell her that. - Well, she knows. 00:31:23.211 --> 00:31:26.013 And I mean... You're not actually engaged, are you? 00:31:26.046 --> 00:31:29.016 So, it's hardly news. 00:31:29.049 --> 00:31:32.120 I just thought you should know. It's not a good start. 00:33:29.303 --> 00:33:31.004 What the *? 00:33:31.037 --> 00:33:32.672 Sorry. 00:33:54.280 --> 00:33:56.416 - Are those my pills? - Excuse me? 00:33:56.449 --> 00:33:58.284 I said, are those my pills? 00:33:58.318 --> 00:34:00.387 These are Rennie's. Do you want one? 00:34:01.554 --> 00:34:03.155 - No. - No? 00:34:03.188 --> 00:34:04.624 No. 00:34:17.303 --> 00:34:18.638 Good night. 00:34:19.305 --> 00:34:20.640 Good night. 00:35:01.013 --> 00:35:02.348 What is that? 00:35:05.418 --> 00:35:07.019 Harry? 00:35:07.052 --> 00:35:08.488 Did you hear that? 00:35:10.256 --> 00:35:11.324 Harry? 00:35:19.466 --> 00:35:21.301 Hey, Claire, what... Are you OK? 00:35:22.100 --> 00:35:23.303 Can you hear that? 00:35:23.336 --> 00:35:25.070 What is it? 00:35:25.103 --> 00:35:27.340 I don't know, I think... 00:35:27.373 --> 00:35:30.142 I think someone's let a dog into the house. 00:35:30.175 --> 00:35:32.177 I don't know. 00:35:33.145 --> 00:35:35.113 Oh, my God. So funny. 00:35:35.147 --> 00:35:37.417 Yeah. It must be trapped or something. 00:35:40.520 --> 00:35:43.021 You do know that this is all your fault. 00:35:44.691 --> 00:35:46.392 What is? 00:35:47.393 --> 00:35:48.461 Everything. 00:35:49.662 --> 00:35:50.697 No! 00:37:57.586 --> 00:37:59.355 All right, Archie? 00:38:01.290 --> 00:38:03.025 Did you pull an all-nighter? 00:38:04.326 --> 00:38:05.827 Yeah. 00:38:08.297 --> 00:38:10.132 Was it worth it? 00:38:11.300 --> 00:38:13.736 What the * kind of question is that? 00:38:15.037 --> 00:38:17.073 Yeah, fair enough. 00:38:17.106 --> 00:38:18.606 As you were. 00:38:18.640 --> 00:38:20.109 Yeah. 00:38:28.684 --> 00:38:29.752 Yeah! 00:38:31.153 --> 00:38:32.955 - Morning, morning, morning. - Hey! 00:38:32.988 --> 00:38:34.256 Morning! 00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:38.727 Sleep well? 00:38:38.761 --> 00:38:41.197 Yeah. 00:38:41.230 --> 00:38:43.065 You slept very deeply, it seemed. 00:38:43.099 --> 00:38:45.633 Ah, never better. That bed's lush. 00:38:45.668 --> 00:38:47.269 - Thanking you, George. - Ketchup? 00:38:47.303 --> 00:38:49.371 No. Not with tomato. 00:39:04.987 --> 00:39:07.323 God. This looks great, guys. 00:39:07.356 --> 00:39:08.924 Oh, sorry, mate. Help yourself. 00:39:08.958 --> 00:39:10.359 No, no, yeah. 00:39:19.034 --> 00:39:20.836 Oh, yes. 00:39:22.738 --> 00:39:25.307 I had such weird dreams last night. 00:39:25.341 --> 00:39:28.410 Really, um... Really, like, nasty. 00:39:28.444 --> 00:39:30.246 You did have quite a lot of cheese. 00:39:30.279 --> 00:39:32.181 No kidding! 00:39:33.849 --> 00:39:35.718 Should've had a Rennie. 00:39:38.721 --> 00:39:40.723 Claire must be feeling it. Is she still in bed? 00:39:40.756 --> 00:39:41.891 She's gone. 00:39:45.861 --> 00:39:47.696 What? Why? 00:39:47.730 --> 00:39:49.765 Well, why do you think? 00:39:49.798 --> 00:39:52.134 Probably cos you told her about the engagement. 00:39:53.502 --> 00:39:55.804 Sorry, I didn't tell her anything! 00:39:57.940 --> 00:40:00.476 - Harry, did you? - Don't bring Harry into this. 00:40:00.509 --> 00:40:01.944 Say what, sorry? 00:40:01.977 --> 00:40:03.913 Well, telling Claire about my engagement. 00:40:03.946 --> 00:40:07.416 I mean, you did hear yesterday in the kitchen, so... 00:40:08.517 --> 00:40:10.686 I'm a little bit lost here, Peter. 00:40:12.354 --> 00:40:14.757 Right, and why are you doing that accent now? 00:40:16.058 --> 00:40:17.927 What accent? 00:40:19.361 --> 00:40:22.231 Also, I didn't say you could borrow my hoodie. 00:40:22.264 --> 00:40:24.200 Well, I'm not wearing your hoodie, Pete. 00:40:24.233 --> 00:40:27.369 Unless you shop at Mo Valley Farm... 00:40:32.942 --> 00:40:34.443 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Pete! Stop it! 00:40:34.476 --> 00:40:36.345 Right, fine. 00:40:36.378 --> 00:40:39.181 Sorry. Sorry, Harry. Just, um... 00:40:39.215 --> 00:40:41.317 I think I'm just tired after a weird night. 00:40:41.350 --> 00:40:43.285 Don't worry. You're probably just paranoid 00:40:43.319 --> 00:40:45.854 about everything that happened yesterday. 00:40:45.888 --> 00:40:47.323 No, he ain't. 00:40:47.356 --> 00:40:49.058 You feel bad about Claire. 00:40:49.091 --> 00:40:51.093 I didn't tell her, I promise. 00:40:51.126 --> 00:40:52.761 And if you didn't, then I don't know who did. 00:40:52.795 --> 00:40:54.330 Pete, chill out! She's probably fine, OK? 00:40:54.363 --> 00:40:58.234 Just, you know... get stuck into your breakfast, mate. 00:41:12.147 --> 00:41:14.383 Fun day ahead. 00:42:10.539 --> 00:42:13.075 Down on the * floor! 00:42:19.248 --> 00:42:20.916 Cheer up, mate. It's not loaded. 00:42:20.949 --> 00:42:23.285 * hell, that's dangerous. 00:42:25.020 --> 00:42:27.356 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 00:42:27.389 --> 00:42:29.158 All right, yeah. So last year, then? 00:42:29.191 --> 00:42:32.027 Ha-ha, very funny. Come on, everyone's waiting. 00:42:32.061 --> 00:42:34.563 - Actually, Archie! Archie! - Yes, mate? 00:42:41.370 --> 00:42:44.239 - Sorry. - What's up, mate? 00:42:46.575 --> 00:42:49.411 - Harry. - Yeah? 00:42:49.445 --> 00:42:51.580 Look, I'm just going to say this... 00:42:51.613 --> 00:42:53.382 And I feel like I can with you. 00:42:53.415 --> 00:42:56.251 Of course you can. 00:42:56.285 --> 00:43:02.458 I feel like Harry is, like, * with me... 00:43:02.491 --> 00:43:05.427 - or doesn't like me. - Uh! 00:43:05.461 --> 00:43:08.130 - Or... - He's been a * to you? 00:43:08.163 --> 00:43:11.433 Well, have you not... Yeah, well... Yeah, kind of. 00:43:11.467 --> 00:43:14.203 I mean, I don't know, I just feel like he's got it in for me. 00:43:14.236 --> 00:43:15.971 That's just what I'm feeling. 00:43:16.004 --> 00:43:20.075 I mean, he hasn't said anything bad about you, not to me anyway. 00:43:20.109 --> 00:43:23.345 OK. Also... I think I recognise him. 00:43:23.379 --> 00:43:26.115 - It's weird. - Mate, I'm sure you don't. 00:43:30.419 --> 00:43:32.121 Right. 00:43:32.154 --> 00:43:34.623 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. 00:43:34.657 --> 00:43:36.458 All right? No one messes with my friend. 00:43:36.492 --> 00:43:39.528 - Don't do that. - Come here. 00:43:39.561 --> 00:43:41.930 Oh, my God. * hell, you stink. 00:43:41.964 --> 00:43:43.999 - Do I? - Yeah. 00:43:44.032 --> 00:43:45.634 Are you gonna bring this on the walk? 00:43:45.668 --> 00:43:50.506 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 00:43:50.539 --> 00:43:52.508 You really should try and get some sleep. 00:43:52.541 --> 00:43:54.209 Yeah. 00:43:58.981 --> 00:44:01.984 That was loaded, actually. 00:44:02.017 --> 00:44:05.154 - Hurry up, mate. - Yeah, coming, coming, coming. 00:44:09.091 --> 00:44:10.993 - Come on, you bell-end. - Yes, yes, yes... 00:44:13.395 --> 00:44:15.531 Sorry, mate, thought you were in... 00:44:19.268 --> 00:44:20.469 * off, Archie. 00:44:20.502 --> 00:44:22.672 Mate, come on. We're waiting. 00:44:22.705 --> 00:44:24.606 - See you, mate! - Oh, come on! 00:44:31.313 --> 00:44:33.148 Are you serious? 00:44:57.172 --> 00:45:00.142 No, don't close the door... *! 00:45:00.175 --> 00:45:02.277 They done a runner on us, have they? 00:45:02.311 --> 00:45:03.545 Classic! 00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:05.447 - You got your car keys? - No. 00:45:05.481 --> 00:45:06.783 Let's just head straight to the pub. 00:45:06.816 --> 00:45:09.418 I know a shortcut. We'll probably meet 'em there. 00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:25.735 Tonight should be good, shouldn't it? 00:45:27.269 --> 00:45:29.104 Shame about Claire. 00:45:30.339 --> 00:45:32.574 She's beautiful, though, isn't she? 00:45:32.608 --> 00:45:34.510 In a sort of tragic 00:45:34.543 --> 00:45:37.479 "I might kill myself any moment" sort of way. 00:45:37.513 --> 00:45:39.381 Weird, though... 00:45:39.414 --> 00:45:40.817 What? 00:45:40.850 --> 00:45:43.118 Well, you know, you go out with someone at university, 00:45:43.151 --> 00:45:45.220 and then you remain friends, but you drift apart - 00:45:45.254 --> 00:45:46.588 you don't see them for five years. 00:45:46.622 --> 00:45:48.725 Well, I have seen Claire, so... 00:45:48.758 --> 00:45:50.192 When? 00:45:50.225 --> 00:45:52.528 Before I went abroad. We hung out a bunch. 00:45:52.561 --> 00:45:55.063 Oh, lovely. 00:45:55.097 --> 00:45:56.666 Rekindling old flames, was it? 00:45:56.699 --> 00:45:59.134 No! Sorry, that's none of your business. 00:45:59.167 --> 00:46:00.435 Say no more. 00:46:00.469 --> 00:46:02.404 It's nice you care about her. 00:46:02.437 --> 00:46:04.306 Watching over her... 00:46:04.339 --> 00:46:06.542 even when she's sleeping. 00:46:06.575 --> 00:46:09.679 Right, so you were spying on me last night? 00:46:09.712 --> 00:46:12.080 No, just a joke. 00:46:15.183 --> 00:46:16.418 You must be bricking it 00:46:16.451 --> 00:46:17.619 she's out there trying to top herself again. 00:46:17.654 --> 00:46:19.154 Oi, sorry, what is this? 00:46:20.389 --> 00:46:22.190 Like, why are you doing this? 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:24.794 Is this cos... 00:46:24.827 --> 00:46:27.229 Did I wake you up in your car yesterday? 00:46:30.833 --> 00:46:33.201 A few miles back, I can't remember where exactly, but... 00:46:33.235 --> 00:46:35.537 Were you sleeping in a car... and I woke you up? 00:46:35.571 --> 00:46:36.706 Cos if you did, it's fine. 00:46:36.739 --> 00:46:40.175 I don't care that you sleep in a car... 00:46:40.208 --> 00:46:41.811 or that you treat your dog like that. 00:46:41.844 --> 00:46:43.412 Like what? 00:46:44.346 --> 00:46:46.683 Well, horribly. 00:46:46.716 --> 00:46:49.117 Pete, I don't have a dog. 00:46:49.151 --> 00:46:51.587 Plus I love animals, so... When even was this? 00:46:51.620 --> 00:46:53.255 Yesterday afternoon! 00:46:54.590 --> 00:46:57.159 What, when I was down at the pub with your mates? 00:47:02.631 --> 00:47:05.467 Yeah, sorry... Let's just get to the pub. 00:47:05.500 --> 00:47:07.369 All right. 00:47:07.402 --> 00:47:10.205 So, you got any fun uni stories, then? 00:47:10.238 --> 00:47:11.540 What was that one about that bloke - 00:47:11.573 --> 00:47:13.375 what was his name? Plank? 00:47:13.408 --> 00:47:14.711 Didn't know you knew about that. 00:47:14.744 --> 00:47:17.814 Oh, the others told me. Yeah, what was it he... 00:47:17.847 --> 00:47:21.283 Turned up to a house-party with a wheel of cheese? 00:47:21.316 --> 00:47:23.318 That's hysterical. 00:47:23.352 --> 00:47:25.354 Although, apparently your memory's 00:47:25.387 --> 00:47:27.623 a bit hazy on it, though... 00:47:27.657 --> 00:47:29.692 Seems to me like you're never in on the good jokes. 00:47:29.726 --> 00:47:32.327 Right, that's enough! I don't know what your problem is, 00:47:32.361 --> 00:47:35.364 but these are my friends, and this is my birthday, 00:47:35.397 --> 00:47:36.866 and I want you to leave, please. 00:47:37.900 --> 00:47:39.534 * off! 00:47:40.636 --> 00:47:42.772 Sorry. 00:47:42.805 --> 00:47:44.707 I can find my own way to the pub. 00:47:48.310 --> 00:47:50.445 - Right! - Yes. 00:49:48.965 --> 00:49:50.166 Surprise! 00:49:54.036 --> 00:49:55.537 Happy birthday! 00:49:59.675 --> 00:50:01.010 Happy birthday, mate! 00:50:01.944 --> 00:50:03.746 Happy birthday, mate. 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.315 They put me up to it. 00:50:07.349 --> 00:50:08.684 * hell! 00:50:08.718 --> 00:50:11.520 - Bit much, guys. - The axe was my idea! 00:50:11.553 --> 00:50:13.421 No judgement if you've shat yourself, mate. 00:50:13.455 --> 00:50:15.490 Sorry, mate. We had to go ahead to set up. 00:50:15.524 --> 00:50:17.559 Hopefully, you'll forgive us. Check this out... 00:50:17.592 --> 00:50:19.662 Yeah! 00:50:19.695 --> 00:50:20.963 This is taking pub lunch to a new level, 00:50:20.997 --> 00:50:23.032 we have rented this whole place out! 00:50:23.065 --> 00:50:25.367 My idea! 00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:27.904 * hell, this is awesome! 00:50:27.937 --> 00:50:30.072 Party on! Wahey! 00:50:30.106 --> 00:50:31.774 Hey! 00:50:31.808 --> 00:50:33.341 Pathetic! 00:50:33.375 --> 00:50:35.011 - Where's Claire? - I told you, she's gone. 00:50:35.044 --> 00:50:37.345 Yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure she's fine. Come on. 00:50:37.379 --> 00:50:39.982 Ah! Right! First round. 00:50:46.889 --> 00:50:48.490 Yes, boy! 00:50:54.697 --> 00:50:57.900 You know, I look back at myself when I was at uni, 00:50:57.934 --> 00:51:00.468 and I was just so insecure. 00:51:00.502 --> 00:51:03.572 Those terrible guys I dated... 00:51:03.605 --> 00:51:06.508 And in second year, I met my George, 00:51:06.541 --> 00:51:09.511 and he just... he just knows who he is. 00:51:09.544 --> 00:51:13.515 I mean, it's the most important thing about a person, isn't it? 00:51:13.548 --> 00:51:15.650 Uh, yeah. That and a massive house. 00:51:19.689 --> 00:51:23.425 Anyway, now I just don't take shit from people. 00:51:23.458 --> 00:51:24.961 - Go, Fig! - Yeah! 00:51:24.994 --> 00:51:27.964 Life's too short to care about anything! 00:51:27.997 --> 00:51:30.565 You mean, like, what certain people think... 00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:32.168 No, I mean anything. 00:51:36.138 --> 00:51:39.909 Anyway, I feel like I just know who I am. 00:51:39.942 --> 00:51:41.878 And I love myself. 00:51:41.911 --> 00:51:43.478 I back myself - 00:51:43.511 --> 00:51:48.050 in my life, in my marriage, in my job, and... 00:51:48.084 --> 00:51:49.618 And that's happiness. 00:51:49.651 --> 00:51:51.854 Yes! Yes! 00:51:51.888 --> 00:51:53.823 It's like when I, um... 00:51:53.856 --> 00:51:55.858 I remember when I saw this refugee kid, 00:51:55.892 --> 00:51:59.061 just, like, understand something for the first time... 00:51:59.095 --> 00:52:01.764 Are you enjoying your birthday party? 00:52:01.797 --> 00:52:03.165 - Hell, yes. - Yes? 00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:05.600 Yes, I am, thank you so much for everything. 00:52:05.634 --> 00:52:07.203 I mean, it's just amazing. 00:52:07.236 --> 00:52:10.472 You still don't know what the surprise is yet, do you? 00:52:10.505 --> 00:52:12.108 That wasn't the surprise? 00:52:18.147 --> 00:52:22.685 Oh...! It's another Harry thing. 00:52:22.718 --> 00:52:25.988 - Maybe... - What we talking about? 00:52:26.022 --> 00:52:27.857 We're just talking about how Fig's after your money, mate. 00:52:27.890 --> 00:52:29.624 Oh, yeah. 00:52:29.659 --> 00:52:32.895 I should give Sonia a call, just to let her know what I'm up to. 00:52:32.929 --> 00:52:34.529 Yeah, yeah. Tell her we'll pay for the cab. 00:52:34.562 --> 00:52:35.965 Thank you. 00:52:35.998 --> 00:52:37.632 You're not going anywhere till you've done some of this. 00:52:37.667 --> 00:52:40.803 Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done any of that since uni. 00:52:40.836 --> 00:52:43.471 Yeah, nor have I, mate, but come on, it's your birthday. 00:52:44.240 --> 00:52:45.808 Come on, then! 00:52:45.841 --> 00:52:47.609 - OK! - Yes! 00:53:04.894 --> 00:53:07.163 What the * am I doing? 00:53:08.898 --> 00:53:10.900 * it! 00:53:12.768 --> 00:53:15.871 I would be honoured if you would be my best man. 00:53:15.905 --> 00:53:18.841 What? Woah! Pete... I don't know what to say. 00:53:18.874 --> 00:53:21.010 Say yes! 00:53:21.043 --> 00:53:23.279 I know we haven't seen each other in ages... 00:53:23.312 --> 00:53:24.947 Years! 00:53:24.981 --> 00:53:28.184 Yeah, but I feel... that that's fine, 00:53:28.217 --> 00:53:30.652 because I feel like we're those friends 00:53:30.686 --> 00:53:32.620 who can not see each other for ages 00:53:32.655 --> 00:53:34.790 and then just, like, pick up where we left off. 00:53:34.824 --> 00:53:35.958 Do you feel like that? 00:53:35.992 --> 00:53:38.127 Totally, yeah. That means so much to me. 00:53:38.160 --> 00:53:39.561 Thank you, man. 00:53:39.594 --> 00:53:42.131 So, you're really happy with Sonia, yeah? 00:53:42.164 --> 00:53:43.598 Oh, yeah! 00:53:43.631 --> 00:53:46.135 You see, the best thing about Fig for me is, 00:53:46.168 --> 00:53:47.903 she makes me feel like myself. 00:53:47.937 --> 00:53:50.538 You know, I don't have to pretend to be anyone else. 00:53:50.572 --> 00:53:52.041 Does Sonia make you feel like yourself? 00:53:52.074 --> 00:53:56.578 Yeah! Yeah, like a better version. 00:53:56.611 --> 00:53:58.981 Like, I remember when we were in the camp, 00:53:59.015 --> 00:54:01.884 and just seeing this refugee kid 00:54:01.917 --> 00:54:03.886 just understand something for the first time, 00:54:03.919 --> 00:54:05.154 just I was like... 00:54:05.187 --> 00:54:07.622 Mate! What the *? 00:54:08.657 --> 00:54:10.026 You * goon! 00:54:10.059 --> 00:54:12.028 You rinsed an entire bag of hoon! 00:54:12.061 --> 00:54:13.662 Archie! 00:54:13.696 --> 00:54:15.031 That was the last bag! 00:54:15.064 --> 00:54:16.732 It was supposed to last us all night. 00:54:16.766 --> 00:54:18.734 I barely touched it, Archie. 00:54:18.768 --> 00:54:20.602 It was full when I gave it to you. 00:54:20.635 --> 00:54:23.873 - Explain that, you thief. - It wasn't. 00:54:25.207 --> 00:54:28.677 I spilt... I spilt a bit earlier. 00:54:28.711 --> 00:54:30.746 Sorry, I should've said. 00:54:30.780 --> 00:54:33.249 OK. It was an accident. So... cool. 00:54:34.750 --> 00:54:36.651 It doesn't * matter, Archie. 00:54:36.685 --> 00:54:38.187 Sorry, mate. 00:54:39.822 --> 00:54:42.658 No big deal. Plenty of ket back at the house. 00:54:44.894 --> 00:54:46.594 You owe me one. 00:54:54.837 --> 00:54:57.639 - *, that's a rabbit! - Archie, wait! 00:55:00.676 --> 00:55:03.112 Ow! * hell! 00:55:05.181 --> 00:55:07.283 * clipped him. 00:55:08.851 --> 00:55:10.920 If I see a crow, I'm gonna splat it. 00:55:10.953 --> 00:55:12.254 So, when's Sonia getting here, Pete? 00:55:12.288 --> 00:55:14.323 Yeah, something you want to tell us, mate? 00:55:14.356 --> 00:55:15.791 She's not picking up her phone. 00:55:15.825 --> 00:55:17.226 Hey, wait, wait, wait... 00:55:17.259 --> 00:55:19.328 Save some ammo for this afternoon. 00:55:19.361 --> 00:55:21.097 - What's that? - Huh? 00:55:21.130 --> 00:55:23.699 Oh, Norman's organised a little rough shoot for your birthday. 00:55:23.732 --> 00:55:25.868 The one you was telling the story about yesterday 00:55:25.901 --> 00:55:27.303 - when he was stood behind you. - Yeah, I know, I know. 00:55:27.336 --> 00:55:29.637 Yeah, it's really, really nice of him to do it, man. 00:55:29.672 --> 00:55:32.208 Yeah, that is really... Thing is, I don't really shoot, mate. 00:55:32.241 --> 00:55:35.377 - You've shot here once before. - I don't think I did. 00:55:35.411 --> 00:55:36.979 It's just a bit of fun, mate. 00:55:37.012 --> 00:55:38.747 Get some lead in the air before the gala night tonight. 00:55:38.781 --> 00:55:41.383 Super relaxed, mate, don't worry about it. 00:56:12.014 --> 00:56:13.449 Afternoon, Norman. 00:56:13.482 --> 00:56:15.184 Ready for action. 00:56:15.217 --> 00:56:18.087 - Long lunch, Mr George? - Like father like son. 00:56:18.120 --> 00:56:21.090 Ooh, I don't know. Your Dad'd still be in the pub, I reckon. 00:56:21.123 --> 00:56:24.760 Is he all right to shoot? 00:56:24.793 --> 00:56:27.029 Absolutely fine, thank you, young man. 00:56:27.062 --> 00:56:28.764 Person you should probably worry about is me. 00:56:28.797 --> 00:56:30.399 I... I don't shoot. 00:56:30.432 --> 00:56:32.034 This is for you, isn't it? 00:56:33.235 --> 00:56:34.336 Yes. 00:56:34.370 --> 00:56:37.173 Then enjoy yourself, lad. 00:57:45.007 --> 00:57:47.176 That was really fun, actually. 00:57:49.178 --> 00:57:50.946 Didn't hit a single bird. 00:57:53.115 --> 00:57:55.484 Thank you so much, Norman. I'm... 00:57:55.517 --> 00:57:57.486 I am really sorry about that. 00:57:57.519 --> 00:57:59.355 Never mind. 00:57:59.388 --> 00:58:01.023 Was there talk of another drive, or...? 00:58:01.056 --> 00:58:04.927 Nah. The lads have all gone... after that. 00:58:06.061 --> 00:58:07.396 Archie. 00:58:09.331 --> 00:58:12.134 Thank you so much, Norman. I, uh... 00:58:12.167 --> 00:58:15.404 didn't hit a single one, but it was really fun. 00:58:36.392 --> 00:58:38.894 Sorry, is there a problem? 00:58:38.927 --> 00:58:41.864 Something like that takes a lot of organisation from Norman, 00:58:41.897 --> 00:58:44.466 so... And a lot of money. 00:58:44.500 --> 00:58:48.537 So, to just not shoot anything, you know, was... a real shame. 00:58:49.872 --> 00:58:51.340 I got pretty close to one of them. 00:58:51.373 --> 00:58:54.343 Yeah, yeah. You wounded it. 00:59:04.453 --> 00:59:07.056 Is that the car you thought I was sleeping in? 00:59:07.089 --> 00:59:08.457 Pete thought I was homeless. 00:59:08.490 --> 00:59:11.060 So what if he was? Would that be a problem? 00:59:12.328 --> 00:59:14.029 For you guys maybe! 00:59:14.063 --> 00:59:16.131 I'm the one who's been working in a refugee camp, all right? 00:59:16.165 --> 00:59:18.434 You keep making me out to be the bad guy. 00:59:25.307 --> 00:59:29.078 - Home, sweet home. - Cheers, Georgie. 00:59:29.111 --> 00:59:31.880 'Hi, it's Sonia. Leave a message.' 00:59:31.914 --> 00:59:34.883 Hey, yeah... I don't know where you are. I'm getting worried. 00:59:34.917 --> 00:59:36.418 Like, what the hell is going on? 00:59:36.452 --> 00:59:38.287 Gimme a call. I love you. 00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:41.156 Seems that there's a bit of a trend you scaring girls off. 00:59:42.491 --> 00:59:44.460 Yeah, maybe I should leave, too. 00:59:44.493 --> 00:59:46.595 If you leave you, won't get your hands on this massive house. 00:59:46.628 --> 00:59:48.964 Isn't that why you married me? 00:59:48.997 --> 00:59:50.632 That was a joke, George. 00:59:52.101 --> 00:59:54.403 - What was? - Oh, look, guys! 00:59:54.436 --> 00:59:57.139 - Claire's back! Claire's here! - Hey! 00:59:57.172 --> 00:59:58.374 Oh, Claire Bear! 01:00:00.476 --> 01:00:03.345 - Sorry, where have you been? - I went for lunch with my aunt. 01:00:04.646 --> 01:00:06.582 Wait, what... 01:00:06.615 --> 01:00:08.484 - Pete, what's up? - I-I don't know... 01:00:08.517 --> 01:00:11.220 I don't know, I... I don't know what's going on. 01:00:11.253 --> 01:00:14.189 - Are you upset with me? - No. 01:00:14.223 --> 01:00:16.258 OK, well everyone's saying you're angry at me, 01:00:16.291 --> 01:00:18.927 and they're all being * mean. 01:00:18.961 --> 01:00:20.663 And I don't know why, and I think that Harry's trying 01:00:20.697 --> 01:00:22.998 to turn everyone against me. 01:00:23.031 --> 01:00:25.100 I'm sure I recognise him, Claire! 01:00:25.134 --> 01:00:27.469 And, like, I just don't know what's going on, 01:00:27.503 --> 01:00:28.937 and I don't know where Sonia is... 01:00:28.971 --> 01:00:31.407 Oh, no, no... Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop! 01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:33.008 Pete! 01:00:34.576 --> 01:00:36.245 Look... 01:00:36.278 --> 01:00:39.448 Reunions are like this... yeah? 01:00:39.481 --> 01:00:44.453 They're... stressful and emotional, 01:00:44.486 --> 01:00:47.657 and, you know, there's just so much pressure to be... 01:00:47.690 --> 01:00:51.160 the people we were back then, but Pete... 01:00:52.361 --> 01:00:54.496 Everybody loves you, Petie. 01:00:57.099 --> 01:00:58.133 Yeah. 01:01:05.007 --> 01:01:06.508 You're just a bit anxious. 01:01:07.677 --> 01:01:09.378 That's nothing new, right? 01:01:12.047 --> 01:01:13.716 Plus maybe you're slightly worried 01:01:13.750 --> 01:01:16.585 about Sonia meeting us all for the first time... 01:01:18.387 --> 01:01:21.089 Meeting me. 01:01:21.123 --> 01:01:25.394 But... you have nothing to worry about, OK? 01:01:25.427 --> 01:01:28.263 I'm actually looking forward to meeting her. 01:01:28.297 --> 01:01:30.065 We all are. 01:01:30.111 --> 01:01:31.745 - Yeah. - Um... 01:01:32.946 --> 01:01:34.214 You know, 01:01:34.247 --> 01:01:38.386 when we were hooking up just before I met Sonia. 01:01:38.419 --> 01:01:40.253 Yes... 01:01:40.288 --> 01:01:42.089 What, you...? 01:01:42.122 --> 01:01:43.790 You haven't told her, have you? 01:01:43.824 --> 01:01:45.625 No. 01:01:45.659 --> 01:01:47.994 I'm so sorry, it just never came up. 01:01:48.028 --> 01:01:50.364 Pete... 01:01:50.398 --> 01:01:52.065 Obviously, I want her to like me, 01:01:52.099 --> 01:01:54.701 so I'm not gonna walk up to her and be like, 01:01:54.734 --> 01:01:57.704 "Oh, hey, by the way..." 01:01:57.737 --> 01:02:00.240 Nobody knows except us. 01:02:00.274 --> 01:02:03.344 Unless you've told people. 01:02:10.984 --> 01:02:13.687 Well, I actually did... 01:02:13.720 --> 01:02:16.089 I actually did tell Harry on our walk. 01:02:16.123 --> 01:02:17.657 - What? - For *'s sake! 01:02:17.691 --> 01:02:20.093 I mean... why? 01:02:20.127 --> 01:02:21.661 I don't really... 01:02:21.695 --> 01:02:23.730 Pete! Someone here to see you! 01:02:23.763 --> 01:02:27.701 Says she's your girlfriend, but she's way too fit. 01:02:27.734 --> 01:02:29.202 See? 01:02:42.057 --> 01:02:44.160 And... I mean, I knew that Pete was posh, 01:02:44.193 --> 01:02:45.694 but when it gets to that level, 01:02:45.728 --> 01:02:47.264 I sort of need a translator half the time. 01:02:47.297 --> 01:02:49.999 She's quite something, isn't she? 01:02:50.032 --> 01:02:51.901 A very formidable woman. 01:02:51.934 --> 01:02:53.836 Yeah, sorry, I got no idea what you just said. 01:02:57.907 --> 01:03:00.075 OK, uh... do your impression of me. 01:03:00.109 --> 01:03:01.911 Oh, yes, please do! 01:03:09.151 --> 01:03:11.388 Pete, you really don't suit that cigar. 01:03:11.421 --> 01:03:13.722 Yeah, I know, who are you right now, Pete? 01:03:13.756 --> 01:03:16.091 I just think I look * cool. 01:03:17.092 --> 01:03:18.761 Well, you don't. 01:03:18.794 --> 01:03:20.229 I know. It was kind of a joke, Harry. 01:03:21.464 --> 01:03:24.033 Mate, Sonia is * cool. 01:03:24.066 --> 01:03:26.303 - Oh, thanks, mate. - Yeah. 01:03:26.336 --> 01:03:29.205 - Do you want another stogie? - No, I'm OK, thank you. 01:03:29.238 --> 01:03:31.907 Fine. More stoges for this guy. 01:03:34.277 --> 01:03:36.946 Oh, my God, George just showed me some of Claire's art, 01:03:36.979 --> 01:03:38.315 and it is amazing. 01:03:38.348 --> 01:03:40.149 Yeah, well, they're beautiful, aren't they? 01:03:40.182 --> 01:03:43.185 I think the colours are almost like Chris Ofili. 01:03:43.219 --> 01:03:44.787 Who's Chris Ofili? 01:03:44.820 --> 01:03:46.755 A Nigerian-born British artist 01:03:46.789 --> 01:03:48.525 who won the Turner Prize a few years back. 01:03:48.558 --> 01:03:50.759 * weendish tapestries. 01:03:52.061 --> 01:03:54.129 - Did you know that, Pete? - Yeah. 01:03:54.163 --> 01:03:56.499 And he actually also paints with elephant dung, 01:03:56.533 --> 01:03:58.901 so, thanks for the comparison, George. 01:03:58.934 --> 01:04:00.035 It's my pleasure. 01:04:00.069 --> 01:04:01.937 I didn't know you were into him, Pete? 01:04:01.971 --> 01:04:03.506 - I like art! - Mm. 01:04:03.540 --> 01:04:05.941 Oh, actually, Sonia, you should really come here in February. 01:04:05.975 --> 01:04:09.011 George's Dad runs these incredible exhibits 01:04:09.044 --> 01:04:10.413 of really good modern art 01:04:10.447 --> 01:04:12.214 for low-income rural communities. 01:04:12.248 --> 01:04:13.550 Oh, that sounds awesome. 01:04:13.583 --> 01:04:15.784 Wow! I didn't know you guys did that. 01:04:15.818 --> 01:04:18.388 Oh, the kids gets so involved. It's actually really rewarding. 01:04:18.421 --> 01:04:21.190 - Yeah, it's lovely. - Speaking of kids... 01:04:21.223 --> 01:04:23.058 Who's this? 01:04:23.092 --> 01:04:25.828 "Now then, now then... 01:04:27.129 --> 01:04:30.333 - "Now then, now then!" - Jesus, Archie! 01:04:30.367 --> 01:04:32.968 - It's me, Jimmy Savile! - Yeah, we know. 01:04:33.002 --> 01:04:34.537 It's OK, I can make that joke. 01:04:34.571 --> 01:04:36.905 My Latin teacher was a paedo, so... 01:04:36.939 --> 01:04:39.342 Guys, I actually find that really offensive. 01:04:43.045 --> 01:04:44.547 Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, 01:04:44.581 --> 01:04:47.082 and that was clearly a Mancunian accent. 01:04:48.183 --> 01:04:50.487 That was good. 01:04:50.520 --> 01:04:52.422 Yeah, that was really good. 01:05:01.631 --> 01:05:03.400 All right, mate? 01:05:03.433 --> 01:05:06.001 Oh, hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 01:05:07.169 --> 01:05:09.306 You sure? Cos you, um... 01:05:10.507 --> 01:05:13.443 were looking a bit crestfallen back there. 01:05:13.476 --> 01:05:16.879 Oh, I'm just a bit embarrassed, I think. 01:05:16.912 --> 01:05:18.180 Why? 01:05:19.382 --> 01:05:21.584 Bit of a weird question, but, um... 01:05:22.585 --> 01:05:24.953 do you think Sonia likes me? 01:05:26.323 --> 01:05:28.057 Yeah. Definitely. 01:05:28.090 --> 01:05:30.225 I was just worried that, um... 01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:33.162 Jimmy Savile thing was bit of a clanger, you know? 01:05:33.195 --> 01:05:35.265 No, I think she thought it was funny. Everyone did. 01:05:36.333 --> 01:05:38.100 Not exactly a belly laugh, though. 01:05:40.135 --> 01:05:42.372 Mate, she likes you. Um... 01:05:42.405 --> 01:05:44.441 - The thing about Sonia is... - OK, great. 01:05:44.474 --> 01:05:47.876 Listen, the other thing I wanted to say is that... 01:05:49.144 --> 01:05:50.879 Yesterday eve, 01:05:50.913 --> 01:05:53.450 I was trying to tell you about my business idea at dinner. 01:05:53.483 --> 01:05:55.084 Yeah? 01:05:55.117 --> 01:05:59.255 And I just felt like you weren't really listening. 01:05:59.289 --> 01:06:02.425 And then you... you mocked it a bit, 01:06:02.459 --> 01:06:04.993 and you picked it apart in front of everyone. 01:06:05.027 --> 01:06:07.364 - Mate, I am so sorry. - No, it's fine. 01:06:07.397 --> 01:06:11.601 I mean, it probably is a * stupid idea. 01:06:11.634 --> 01:06:14.304 I just feel quite worthless lately, you know? 01:06:14.337 --> 01:06:16.872 And I've been taking it out on people. 01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:21.043 I'm just a horrible toff! 01:06:22.512 --> 01:06:25.315 Oh, Archie! 01:06:25.348 --> 01:06:28.451 I mean, what am I doing? You know? 01:06:28.485 --> 01:06:30.119 I'm 31, mate! 01:06:30.152 --> 01:06:32.955 It's getting a bit late in the day, you know? 01:06:32.988 --> 01:06:36.191 - Everyone feels lost sometimes. - Really? 01:06:36.225 --> 01:06:38.261 Yes! 01:06:38.294 --> 01:06:40.963 You know, I'm seeing a therapist. 01:06:40.996 --> 01:06:42.599 - You are? - Yes. 01:06:43.566 --> 01:06:45.368 That's good. 01:06:45.402 --> 01:06:47.537 Yeah, we always hoped you'd do that one day. 01:06:49.238 --> 01:06:51.206 Yeah... 01:06:51.240 --> 01:06:52.675 Yeah! 01:06:52.709 --> 01:06:55.578 Well, I am, and, you know, I get a bit anxious sometimes. 01:06:55.612 --> 01:06:58.348 And it just really helps to talk to someone. 01:06:58.381 --> 01:06:59.616 Yeah. 01:07:01.183 --> 01:07:03.152 Thanks for sharing, man. 01:07:03.185 --> 01:07:05.154 Oh, Archie, you still smell very bad. 01:07:05.187 --> 01:07:06.922 Yeah? 01:07:08.324 --> 01:07:10.058 So, um... 01:07:10.092 --> 01:07:13.396 So are you doing better now? 01:07:13.430 --> 01:07:15.532 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having, um... 01:07:15.565 --> 01:07:17.634 I'm having a really good time now, thanks. 01:07:17.667 --> 01:07:19.269 Cool. 01:07:20.169 --> 01:07:21.571 This... 01:07:21.604 --> 01:07:24.541 This might not be the best time to bring this up, then, 01:07:24.574 --> 01:07:26.276 but, um... 01:07:26.309 --> 01:07:29.244 I've been thinking about what you said about Harry. 01:07:30.613 --> 01:07:33.048 And I've actually been getting 01:07:33.081 --> 01:07:36.419 a really weird vibe from him, too, you know? 01:07:36.453 --> 01:07:38.220 - Right! - Yeah. 01:07:39.789 --> 01:07:42.525 Has he been saying things about me? 01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:44.461 About me and Claire? 01:07:44.494 --> 01:07:46.596 I mean... No, not exactly. 01:07:46.629 --> 01:07:49.599 But something's off. 01:07:49.632 --> 01:07:52.635 Like, he knows so much about you, it's weird. 01:07:52.669 --> 01:07:54.270 Have you seen him writing in a book 01:07:54.304 --> 01:07:56.038 after I'll say something sometimes? 01:07:56.071 --> 01:07:57.340 Mate! 01:07:57.373 --> 01:07:59.141 I've seen it. 01:07:59.174 --> 01:08:00.743 And I'm worried about it. 01:08:04.280 --> 01:08:05.715 Thanks, mate. 01:08:35.545 --> 01:08:37.514 What the *? 01:09:13.215 --> 01:09:15.217 You * snake. 01:09:26.935 --> 01:09:28.970 * prick! 01:09:32.574 --> 01:09:34.875 - All right? - Hello, peeping Tom. 01:09:34.908 --> 01:09:37.145 Just grabbing me and Sonia a beer if want one? 01:09:37.178 --> 01:09:38.846 Yeah, no, I think I'm all right, thanks. 01:09:38.879 --> 01:09:40.382 And I wasn't peeping. What was that? 01:09:43.884 --> 01:09:46.121 You didn't hear that, did you? 01:09:46.154 --> 01:09:48.822 - No, I didn't. - Good. 01:09:48.856 --> 01:09:50.258 What's up? 01:09:50.292 --> 01:09:52.027 Scared I'd let it out? 01:09:53.161 --> 01:09:55.563 - Let what out? - Your big secret. 01:09:55.597 --> 01:09:58.099 What the * does that mean? 01:09:58.133 --> 01:10:00.235 About your engagement, obviously. 01:10:00.268 --> 01:10:03.171 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 01:10:04.973 --> 01:10:08.143 Who the * do you think you are? Huh? 01:10:08.176 --> 01:10:10.545 I don't know, Pete. 01:10:10.578 --> 01:10:13.114 Who do you think I am, more to the point. 01:10:13.148 --> 01:10:15.949 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 01:10:15.984 --> 01:10:17.519 And I know what you're doing, 01:10:17.552 --> 01:10:20.121 trying to turn everyone against me. I just don't know why yet. 01:10:20.155 --> 01:10:22.490 Also, nice try on the pills, mate. 01:10:25.093 --> 01:10:27.028 What's that? Trying to make me hallucinate? 01:10:27.062 --> 01:10:28.196 Trying to make me freak out? 01:10:28.229 --> 01:10:29.863 What are those? 01:10:29.897 --> 01:10:32.900 'Herbal Kalms'. Camomile and nettle flavour. 01:10:32.933 --> 01:10:34.969 Well, maybe you should take one of them, Pete. 01:10:35.003 --> 01:10:37.305 Oh, maybe I should have one, should I? Yeah? 01:10:37.339 --> 01:10:42.077 Well, how am I gonna have one if they're all... 01:10:43.678 --> 01:10:45.113 - You all right? - Yeah. 01:10:49.184 --> 01:10:51.319 - ...stamped on? - Right, listen, Pete... 01:10:51.353 --> 01:10:53.188 I'm on to you, OK? 01:10:53.221 --> 01:10:55.357 So watch your * back, mate. 01:10:56.257 --> 01:10:57.359 Why? What you gonna do? 01:10:57.392 --> 01:10:59.394 I don't know, I'm gonna tell everyone. 01:10:59.427 --> 01:11:01.429 Tell everyone what? 01:11:01.463 --> 01:11:03.565 That you're * mental. 01:11:05.333 --> 01:11:07.369 And stay away from Sonia! 01:11:16.411 --> 01:11:18.213 - Shall we go for a little walk? - Harry was just... 01:11:18.246 --> 01:11:20.448 - Come on. - Oh... yep. 01:11:20.482 --> 01:11:22.283 Are you all right? You having a good day? 01:11:22.317 --> 01:11:24.352 Uh... yeah. Are you all right? 01:11:24.386 --> 01:11:25.987 Yeah, let's just pop round the corner. 01:11:26.020 --> 01:11:28.323 Why don't you just tell me what's going on? 01:11:28.356 --> 01:11:30.959 OK, yeah, um... 01:11:30.992 --> 01:11:32.660 All right, so, uh... 01:11:32.694 --> 01:11:34.696 Like, this is a weird time to do this, 01:11:34.729 --> 01:11:36.264 but I need to tell you something, 01:11:36.297 --> 01:11:37.966 and I don't want you to hear it from someone else. 01:11:37.999 --> 01:11:39.534 Uh... what? 01:11:39.567 --> 01:11:41.970 OK, basically... 01:11:44.139 --> 01:11:47.041 Just before we met, before we starting going out, I was... 01:11:47.075 --> 01:11:50.111 I was hooking up with Claire. 01:11:50.145 --> 01:11:52.013 I said that that hadn't happened since uni, 01:11:52.046 --> 01:11:53.715 and it did a bunch of times, 01:11:53.748 --> 01:11:56.551 and it was nothing, but I should have told you, 01:11:56.584 --> 01:11:59.387 - and I'm really sorry. - Pete, I don't understand... 01:11:59.421 --> 01:12:02.657 There is nothing going on with Claire. OK? 01:12:02.690 --> 01:12:04.993 But I get that now that I'm saying it now, 01:12:05.026 --> 01:12:07.028 it's like a thing... 01:12:07.061 --> 01:12:10.565 - I'm * sorry. - No, but... you did tell me. 01:12:16.404 --> 01:12:18.339 - When? - Um... 01:12:18.373 --> 01:12:21.342 Ages ago. When we started dating, I guess. 01:12:24.679 --> 01:12:26.548 - What the *'s wrong with me? - Whoo... 01:12:26.787 --> 01:12:29.890 So, Harry didn't say anything to you, then? About me... 01:12:29.923 --> 01:12:31.892 - We were just chatting. Pete? - Yeah, OK. Right. 01:12:31.925 --> 01:12:33.593 There is something wrong, right? 01:12:33.627 --> 01:12:35.829 - I was going through his bag... - Pete! 01:12:39.299 --> 01:12:40.901 Yeah, I know. 01:12:41.935 --> 01:12:44.871 I really hate Harry. 01:12:44.905 --> 01:12:46.974 He's, he's... 01:12:47.007 --> 01:12:49.543 He's a bit of a tit. Yeah, he's a * clown, 01:12:49.576 --> 01:12:51.912 and you haven't had enough sleep. 01:12:51.945 --> 01:12:53.914 He is ruining my birthday. 01:12:55.615 --> 01:12:58.251 Come on. Let's get you to bed. 01:12:58.285 --> 01:12:59.720 Why? 01:12:59.753 --> 01:13:01.822 Let's put that little psycho brain to bed, eh? 01:13:01.855 --> 01:13:03.290 Little nap for the madman. 01:13:03.323 --> 01:13:05.192 I'll tuck you in. 01:13:53.544 --> 01:13:55.246 Everyone's dressed as their favourite memory of you! 01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:57.382 What? That's so cool. 01:13:57.415 --> 01:13:59.584 OK, uh... So, uh... 01:13:59.817 --> 01:14:01.152 Spicy wings challenge! 01:14:01.185 --> 01:14:03.020 Yes, but you have to take this shot. 01:14:03.054 --> 01:14:05.656 - Thank you. - Petie, Petie... Petie! 01:14:05.690 --> 01:14:07.425 Oh, my God... 01:14:07.458 --> 01:14:09.026 Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby? 01:14:09.060 --> 01:14:11.896 My favourite T-shirt, yeah. That was just left in my room... 01:14:13.865 --> 01:14:15.666 Oh, my God... 01:14:18.836 --> 01:14:20.905 This is * amazing! 01:14:30.114 --> 01:14:33.884 Um, guys, this is... This is incredible. 01:14:45.916 --> 01:14:47.550 Ace! 01:14:49.019 --> 01:14:52.289 OK, um... without further ado, 01:14:52.323 --> 01:14:55.025 may I introduce... 01:14:55.059 --> 01:14:56.360 Pete! 01:15:03.000 --> 01:15:06.770 Sorry I'm late - I was doing charity work. 01:15:06.804 --> 01:15:09.874 Anyone want to hear about the refugees I've been saving? 01:15:12.376 --> 01:15:14.445 What the *? 01:15:14.479 --> 01:15:17.314 Oh, Fake Pete, do sit down, won't you? 01:15:17.348 --> 01:15:20.784 Thank you very much, although I don't think I will, 01:15:20.818 --> 01:15:23.854 because it might hurt the environment. 01:15:23.888 --> 01:15:25.457 Dad had something similar at his 60th. 01:15:25.490 --> 01:15:27.691 It was opera singers pretending to be waiters. 01:15:28.792 --> 01:15:30.027 OK. 01:15:30.060 --> 01:15:33.430 So, Fake Pete, have you had a nice birthday? 01:15:33.465 --> 01:15:36.100 Oh, yes. Indeed I have. 01:15:36.133 --> 01:15:37.835 But I have to say, 01:15:37.868 --> 01:15:40.838 there haven't been enough girls for me to shag. 01:15:40.871 --> 01:15:43.107 Excuse me, how rude! 01:15:43.140 --> 01:15:45.075 There've been two gorgeous girls here this whole time. 01:15:45.109 --> 01:15:49.180 Yes! How thoughtless, Fake Pete! 01:15:49.213 --> 01:15:52.316 Sorry, Fig, I'm not into posh girls. 01:15:52.349 --> 01:15:56.820 I like 'em edgy and from up north, like Sonia. 01:15:56.854 --> 01:15:59.190 I wish I was northern, too. 01:16:00.492 --> 01:16:02.927 Pete, have you got any questions for yourself? 01:16:04.995 --> 01:16:07.398 Um, are you the guy from the shoot? 01:16:08.132 --> 01:16:09.166 Yeah. 01:16:11.068 --> 01:16:12.436 Come on, mate, play the game. 01:16:12.470 --> 01:16:14.472 Fake Pete, describe your character in three words. 01:16:14.506 --> 01:16:18.008 Obsessed with talking about charity. 01:16:18.042 --> 01:16:20.512 - That's five words, mate. - And anal. 01:16:20.545 --> 01:16:22.146 Yes! 01:16:22.179 --> 01:16:27.418 And I've got a big secret I haven't revealed... 01:16:30.387 --> 01:16:32.957 Wow, guys, this is a little bit weird. 01:16:32.990 --> 01:16:37.328 Earlier today, I pretended to know who Chris Ofili was. 01:16:38.463 --> 01:16:41.765 Yes! At least I admitted it. 01:16:41.799 --> 01:16:44.034 Who wrote these lines for you? 01:16:44.068 --> 01:16:46.170 OK, Fake Pete, Fake Pete, 01:16:46.203 --> 01:16:49.240 what is your biggest fear? 01:16:49.273 --> 01:16:53.410 That no one really likes me, and I abandon my friends, 01:16:53.444 --> 01:16:56.981 and that I don't really have a personality. 01:17:00.818 --> 01:17:03.020 This is horrible, actually. 01:17:03.053 --> 01:17:05.523 Yeah, mate. That's... too far. 01:17:05.557 --> 01:17:10.027 Sorry. Must not have taken me herbal pills... 01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:12.229 gettin' the fear. 01:17:14.898 --> 01:17:17.469 - OK, do me. Do me. - "Do you"? 01:17:17.502 --> 01:17:21.839 You would say that... Claire is so in love with me. 01:17:21.872 --> 01:17:23.440 No, she's not! 01:17:23.475 --> 01:17:26.544 OK, it's a joke, Pete! He's not actually you. 01:17:26.578 --> 01:17:28.513 Come on, do me, Pete. Who am I? Woof-woof! 01:17:28.546 --> 01:17:30.848 Ooh! Harry! 01:17:30.881 --> 01:17:33.551 Is it Harry, or is it... 01:17:33.585 --> 01:17:37.187 I could swear I recognise you from somewhere. 01:17:37.221 --> 01:17:40.558 In fact, I definitely know who you are. 01:17:40.592 --> 01:17:43.561 And it's making me freak out! 01:17:43.595 --> 01:17:45.262 - Ruff-ruff! - Come on, 01:17:45.296 --> 01:17:47.898 let 'em in on the big secret. Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 01:17:47.931 --> 01:17:50.034 Come on! Woof-woof! 01:17:50.067 --> 01:17:52.002 - Woof-woof, come on! - Woof-woof! 01:17:52.036 --> 01:17:54.171 Come on, who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 01:17:54.204 --> 01:17:55.573 Pete, what's he talking about? Who is he? 01:17:55.607 --> 01:17:58.108 I'll tell her if you don't, Pete. 01:17:58.142 --> 01:17:59.544 - Come on! - You know who it is! 01:17:59.577 --> 01:18:01.845 - Woof-woof! - Pete, who is he? 01:18:05.416 --> 01:18:07.017 - * hell, mate! - Come on! 01:18:09.053 --> 01:18:10.387 All right, I'll say! 01:18:14.425 --> 01:18:16.561 I can't believe you're here. 01:18:20.898 --> 01:18:24.234 Look, I was * fifteen when this happened, OK? 01:18:25.503 --> 01:18:29.206 I was a kid. Just, like, a stupid *! 01:18:32.910 --> 01:18:34.978 Me and this other guy... 01:18:36.180 --> 01:18:38.650 would prank phone call this girl. 01:18:38.683 --> 01:18:40.217 I recognised her on your phone. 01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:45.055 She lived at the end of our street. Um... 01:18:46.156 --> 01:18:48.560 And she was, like, a little bit slow. 01:18:50.160 --> 01:18:52.229 And she was really scared of dogs. 01:18:54.365 --> 01:18:58.202 And, uh, we used to call her up... 01:18:59.203 --> 01:19:01.271 and bark down the phone. 01:19:04.676 --> 01:19:07.545 And we thought it was funny. 01:19:07.579 --> 01:19:12.449 But one day she suffocated herself with a plastic bag... 01:19:14.184 --> 01:19:16.353 in her parents' bathroom. 01:19:22.159 --> 01:19:23.327 We were questioned by the police, 01:19:23.360 --> 01:19:26.029 but, you know, what could they do really? 01:19:27.264 --> 01:19:28.999 No one blamed us. 01:19:31.469 --> 01:19:33.137 Except for her brother. 01:19:36.574 --> 01:19:38.909 He used to come round my house, and I'd just... 01:19:40.077 --> 01:19:41.378 run upstairs. 01:19:43.046 --> 01:19:44.982 Let my parents deal with it. 01:19:47.619 --> 01:19:49.086 I was such a coward. 01:19:52.490 --> 01:19:54.191 Mate... 01:19:56.594 --> 01:19:58.262 I'm so sorry. 01:20:01.331 --> 01:20:03.033 Don't be. 01:20:05.503 --> 01:20:07.070 Why? 01:20:08.005 --> 01:20:09.541 Cos that's not me, mate. 01:20:13.545 --> 01:20:15.245 Who are you, then? 01:20:17.014 --> 01:20:18.516 I'm Plank! 01:20:21.653 --> 01:20:25.690 Plank? The wizard guy from uni? 01:20:25.723 --> 01:20:28.058 Yeah. 01:20:29.627 --> 01:20:32.630 That was sort of the surprise, mate. 01:20:32.664 --> 01:20:34.398 Yeah. 01:20:34.431 --> 01:20:38.001 The lads looked me up on Facebook. 01:20:38.035 --> 01:20:40.270 Told me to come down to surprise you. 01:20:40.304 --> 01:20:44.041 You know, remind you of the good old days. 01:20:44.074 --> 01:20:47.679 No, sorry, I don't understand. What was all the barking, then? 01:20:47.712 --> 01:20:50.347 Well, cos you made me kiss that dog that night, do you remember? 01:20:50.380 --> 01:20:52.182 Then I made you kiss it back, which you did. 01:20:52.216 --> 01:20:55.252 Thought I'd just wind you up about it, you sicko. 01:20:57.589 --> 01:21:00.290 Why are you wearing a plastic bag on your head? 01:21:00.324 --> 01:21:02.694 Well, cos you hoovered up that bag of coke before, didn't you? 01:21:02.727 --> 01:21:04.161 That's my favourite memory of you. 01:21:04.194 --> 01:21:06.029 No, I didn't, actually! 01:21:06.063 --> 01:21:08.600 And all that dog stuff is bullshit. 01:21:08.633 --> 01:21:10.267 I would never make anyone do that. 01:21:10.300 --> 01:21:12.704 Look, this is... 01:21:12.737 --> 01:21:14.639 This is her. That's... 01:21:14.672 --> 01:21:16.674 I just didn't recognise her on your phone 01:21:16.708 --> 01:21:18.476 because she's younger in this photo. 01:21:18.510 --> 01:21:20.143 Hang on, that's my kid. 01:21:20.177 --> 01:21:21.579 What have you got a picture of my kid on your phone for? 01:21:25.382 --> 01:21:27.384 * off! That... 01:21:27.417 --> 01:21:29.654 Look, he's clearly turning you guys against me, OK? 01:21:29.687 --> 01:21:33.090 He is the one that told Claire I was gonna propose to Sonia! 01:21:33.123 --> 01:21:34.324 What? 01:21:36.861 --> 01:21:38.496 You're gonna propose? 01:21:40.097 --> 01:21:42.165 Oh, for *'s sake, Pete! 01:21:44.569 --> 01:21:46.103 No, I mean... 01:21:46.136 --> 01:21:47.472 Look, you don't have to say anything. 01:21:47.505 --> 01:21:49.574 - Let's talk about it later. - Yeah, of course. 01:21:51.341 --> 01:21:53.243 Claire, sorry... 01:21:53.277 --> 01:21:56.246 Look, did Harry... Did Harry tell you about my engagement? 01:21:56.280 --> 01:21:58.716 No, Pete. I just guessed. 01:21:59.651 --> 01:22:01.418 You seemed happy. 01:22:01.451 --> 01:22:04.187 Why would you be worried if Claire knew? 01:22:04.221 --> 01:22:07.224 Look, guys, he * tried to spike me. 01:22:07.257 --> 01:22:08.726 OK? He swapped around my pills. 01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:12.396 - What pills are those? - Oh, 'Herbal Kalms'. 01:22:12.429 --> 01:22:15.299 Um... actually, that was me, dude. 01:22:15.332 --> 01:22:17.802 I slipped a pinger in one of the things. 01:22:17.835 --> 01:22:20.505 Thought it'd be jokes cos they're the same size. 01:22:20.538 --> 01:22:22.674 If you're not gonna use it, can I have it back, please? 01:22:22.707 --> 01:22:24.274 No! 01:22:24.308 --> 01:22:25.677 I stamped on them. 01:22:25.710 --> 01:22:28.580 Wait, so... So, you haven't been taking your pills? 01:22:28.613 --> 01:22:30.447 Oh, Pete... 01:22:30.481 --> 01:22:32.784 They're Herbal Kalms, for *'s sake! 01:22:35.352 --> 01:22:36.487 So, like, what's going on? 01:22:36.521 --> 01:22:38.856 Why are you being so * mean? 01:22:38.890 --> 01:22:41.492 What's Fake Pete about? What's the message there? 01:22:41.526 --> 01:22:42.827 That I'm a phoney? 01:22:42.860 --> 01:22:46.464 Just a joke, mate. Bit of a roast. 01:22:46.497 --> 01:22:49.433 There is no conspiracy here, Pete. 01:22:49.467 --> 01:22:50.902 The whole world doesn't revolve around you 01:22:50.935 --> 01:22:53.504 just because you've done some charity work. 01:22:53.538 --> 01:22:55.807 And have you asked me once what I've been up to? 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:57.709 What George is doing? 01:22:57.742 --> 01:22:59.276 Do you even know what we do? 01:22:59.309 --> 01:23:01.211 Yeah, of course I do! 01:23:02.847 --> 01:23:04.782 You work in finance! 01:23:04.816 --> 01:23:07.184 Babe, they do Corporate Law, 01:23:07.217 --> 01:23:09.252 but no one's being mean to you, OK? 01:23:09.286 --> 01:23:10.521 Take it from me. 01:23:10.555 --> 01:23:12.389 Oh, my God, so now you're in on it. 01:23:12.422 --> 01:23:13.891 In on what? 01:23:13.925 --> 01:23:17.695 Look, I * swear, it's Harry or Plank... or whatever. 01:23:17.729 --> 01:23:20.698 I just wanted to have a nice time with you this weekend, 01:23:20.732 --> 01:23:22.767 - and he's ruined it. - Pete, it... 01:23:23.568 --> 01:23:25.335 It's not Plank. 01:23:26.370 --> 01:23:27.805 It's not us. 01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:30.374 It's you, mate. 01:23:31.509 --> 01:23:33.678 You've changed. 01:23:33.711 --> 01:23:35.913 Old Pete would have loved all this. 01:23:36.914 --> 01:23:39.684 I'm still old Pete! 01:23:39.717 --> 01:23:41.552 I'm still Skippy! 01:23:42.820 --> 01:23:44.756 Yeah, um... 01:23:44.789 --> 01:23:47.792 Who is this Skippy, by the way? Is it you? 01:23:47.825 --> 01:23:52.530 Yeah, I was confused when you mentioned that earlier. 01:23:52.563 --> 01:23:55.867 Skippy is what you used to call me, right? 01:23:55.900 --> 01:23:57.835 As in "the skipper"... 01:24:00.370 --> 01:24:02.540 Cos I was captain of the party. 01:24:05.910 --> 01:24:08.311 - Oh, my... - Oh, dear. 01:24:08.345 --> 01:24:10.548 Bond's havin' a breakdown. 01:24:10.581 --> 01:24:12.884 Someone give him a dog to cuddle! 01:24:12.917 --> 01:24:16.954 Oh, * shut up, you * pikey *! 01:25:27.859 --> 01:25:30.461 Uh, I'm so hung over. 01:25:46.477 --> 01:25:49.412 Listen, Sonia, about the whole engagement thing... 01:25:58.421 --> 01:26:00.958 I guess you, um... 01:26:03.426 --> 01:26:09.399 given everything that happened, and all the stuff I said... 01:26:09.432 --> 01:26:13.037 I would totally understand if you didn't want to marry me, 01:26:13.070 --> 01:26:16.841 or go out anymore. 01:26:16.874 --> 01:26:18.976 - I mean, would you? - No. 01:26:24.916 --> 01:26:26.818 Yeah, that makes sense. 01:26:38.896 --> 01:26:41.666 * hell, I called someone a 'pikey'. 01:26:43.801 --> 01:26:45.837 Not the worst thing you've done, though. 01:26:57.949 --> 01:27:00.051 Pete, I'm joking. 01:27:01.619 --> 01:27:03.453 Of course I'll marry you. 01:27:06.757 --> 01:27:08.059 What? 01:27:09.861 --> 01:27:12.496 What... What do you mean? 01:27:12.530 --> 01:27:14.364 Yeah, I'll marry you. 01:27:16.734 --> 01:27:19.503 - You're not joking? - No. 01:27:19.537 --> 01:27:21.038 Right. 01:27:28.946 --> 01:27:30.715 That's great! 01:27:39.857 --> 01:27:41.559 That's great. 01:27:45.196 --> 01:27:47.430 You know the problem with you, don't you? 01:27:48.866 --> 01:27:50.868 You can't take a * joke.