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Welcome to Boston for
the 2017 AFC Championship game

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between the New England Patriots
and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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New England wins the toss

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here at Gillette Stadium
in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

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Hey, game"s about to start.
Everyone to your spots.

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I got my tea.
Somebody get the guacamole.

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- We didn"t make guacamole.
- Chips with no guac!

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I can"t believe - we have to do this.
- It"s our tradition.

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Trish, you"re in the dining room.
Get the magazine.

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You were reading the magazine.

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I can"t see from in here!

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- There you go.
- Yeah. Oh, thanks.

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- I"m going to my chair.
- Betty!

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What?
I"m standing next to it.

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Just get on the ladder.

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- Get up on the ladder!
- All right! Here I am.

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Ladder!

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I"m on the ladder.

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I think it"s a fun tradition.

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Yeah, "cause you" re sitting
on the couch, drinking tea.

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Yeah, sipping. Drinking is vulgar.
I sip.

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Lou, I have to tell you,

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this really doesn"t affect
the outcome of the game.

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It"s just a silly superstition.

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Well, what happened
in week eight?

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Well, I was standing on the
ladder fixing a lightbulb

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that was flickering
and driving me crazy.

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Exactly. You were up
on the ladder at kickoff.

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Trish was in the dining room
reading her magazine,

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Maura was drinking tea... Sipping.

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And I spilled the chips.
And what happened?

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We beat the Bills.

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We killed the Bills.

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We killed the Bills.

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Why chance it?
She"s got a point.

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Oh! There"s Tom.

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Oh, what a beautiful man.

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Gorgeous. Oh, my goodness.

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He"s so well-hydrated.

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I prefer Gronkowski these days.

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We know, Trish. We"ve all
read your Gronk erotica.

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It"s not erotica.

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It"s fan fiction.

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Very *** fan fiction.

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No kidding.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh! Get her a new tea!

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- I was distracted.
- Trish, get her a new tea!

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- Sorry, guys!
- It"s almost kickoff!

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- It"s not hot!
- Just use the faucet!

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I-I prefer it hot. Okay?

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- Maura, I"ve got your tea.
- Lou! The chips!

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- Oh, ***, the chips!
- Kickoff in two, one...

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It"s kickoff!

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Well... Oh, nice work!

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Touchback.
Tom Brady comes out.

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Once again,
33rd postseason appearance.

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The hold by Ryan Allen.

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Cardona snaps it back.
The kick is good.

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- All right! Okay!
- Brady completes.

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All right. Okay.
- We"re on the board.

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Third and long!
This is our song!

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Third and long!
This is our song!

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Yes!

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We"ve got it all
In store for you

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From the Berkshires
To the shore

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Mayflower Auto Mart and more

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Oh, man!

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She"s new. She is pretty.

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Oh, she"s just
a knockoff of you.

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You"re the original
Mayflower Girl.

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You"re just as beautiful now
as you were back then.

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- Oh, God. Thank you.
- Yes.

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You know what it cost me
to look like this?

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A fortune.

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- Give "em the curse.
- Okay.

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Hands!

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- Third and goal.
- Breath!

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A hike to the 19...

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Okay, a toast.

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To the man who brought us
all here: Tom Brady.

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Who never gives up,
no matter what he"s up against.

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May the hand of fate continue to
bless him with perfect spirals

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and the confidence
to stand tall in the pocket.

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- To Tom.
- To Tom!

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- To Tom.
- To Tom.

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the woman
who brought us together

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and made this our tradition.

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No, I didn"t plan on all this.

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Here we go.
This is it.

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Five, four, three, two, one,

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Tom Brady!

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We"re going - to the Super Bowl!
- Good job.

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We did it! Oh, boy.

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So, I suppose

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that gives us two weeks
to plan the Super Bowl party.

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Shall we all - bring appetizers?
- Why not?

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Can I bring Carl?

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You know,
things are getting serious.

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Who is he again? The handsome one.

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They"re all handsome.

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What if we went?

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Oh, Trish, you fall in love faster
than any other human on Earth.

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Well, we can"t all be with the
same man for 50 years, Betty.

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Fifty-one.

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Let"s all go to the Super Bowl.

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Oh, no, Lou,
we"ve looked into this.

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We... We can"t afford it.

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No, the tickets, the hotels,
it"s too expensive.

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Two years ago, I could"ve
paid for us all to go.

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But I divorced Ralph
two weeks before the playoffs. Oh, geez.

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Boy, do I regret that.

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- The divorce?
- No, he was terrible.

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But the game was amazing.

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Maura!

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Oh, Maura.

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Oh, I"m sorry.
I"m sorry.

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It"s just that every time
I hear that word "divorce,"

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I just think of Francisco.
You know?

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Oh, Maura. No, no.

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Your husband didn"t divorce you.

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He died.

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It"s the same thing.

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I"m serious.
Let"s go to the Super Bowl.

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The Super Bowl is no place
for four old women.

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This could be Tom"s last one.

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He"s almost 40.

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That"s like 80 in people years.

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Yeah, we"re 80 - in people years.
- Exactly!

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If Tom Brady can make it
to the Super Bowl,

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so can we.

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I"d like to clarify,
I"m not in my 80s.

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Neither am I.

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On this
momentous occasion.

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We are gonna do something
insane for our Pats Nation.

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- Oh, it"s Nat and Pat.
- I love those guys. That"s right.

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We"re gonna have a Super
Bowl ticket giveaway. Aw, baby!

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Our four lucky fans will get
to travel down to Houston

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to see the Pats
take on the Falcons.

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Just call the hotline. Call the hotline,
leave us a message.

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Tell us your story.

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Explain to us why you
deserve those tickets

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better than anybody else. Yeah.

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And we"re gonna announce the
winner to our listeners at the Super Bowl.

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- That"s how we go!
- It"s a numbers game.

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This is not a numbers game.

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So don"t leave us
a thousand messages.

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We don "t want " em. Please!

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We just wanna hear your story.

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And who knows?

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Maybe we"ll see you
in Houston! Houston!

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See? He said
the best story wins.

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We"ve got a great story.

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We"re the biggest
Pats fans there are.

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We love Tom Brady.

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And we"re all over 80 years old!

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I"m 75.

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So, let"s experience
a Super Bowl.

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Because this might be
our last chance.

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- God, that"s morbid.
- Well, we gotta work with what we got.

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We"re gonna do this.
Bring it in.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Bring it, bring it.

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- Yes. Oh, yes.
- Yeah, I"m in.

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Super Bowl on three.

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One, two, three.
Super Bowl!

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Hello, my name is Betty...
Elizabeth Bachman.

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Look, I crunched the numbers
and based on your viewership,

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my friends and I have
about a .00013% chance here.

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So, I realize that
the probability

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of me winning this contest
is very, very low... Honey!

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But I used to be a professor
of applied mathematics at MIT,

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back when there were only two other
women in the whole department,

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so I"m used to
the odds being against me.

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Honey?
I have to run to class.

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Have you seen my watch?

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It"s on the mantel
over the fireplace.

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You"re also gonna need pants.

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Pants? Oh.

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Right.
What would I do without you?

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I just really need this trip.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh. What do you think
of my... my paper?

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I"m gonna submit it
to the journal.

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Look, I love
your principal points, I do,

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but the whole paper right now
is rather confusing.

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And you can"t expect
people to understand

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unless you weave the concepts
together a bit better and...

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Pants.

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Yep, pants. Right.

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Hi. My name is Maura,

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and my friends and I
are die-hard Pats fans.

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Which wasn"t always the case
growing up in Oregon,

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where my mother
was a lumberjack... That"s great,

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but if we want
the advantage here,

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it has to sound like
a real story.

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So let"s keep it believable.
Right?

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- All right. Sure, Maura.
- Okay.

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But she really was a lumberjack.

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Being bullied in
elementary school was hard.

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And then when middle school
came, things got much worse.

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Much, much worse.

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And my mom started
picking on me too... Uh... Uh...

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Don"t make it so sad.

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It"s about the best story wins,
not the saddest story.

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Okay?

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Thank you.

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Hello?

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Yes.
Uh, my name is Maura,

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and my three friends and I are dying.
Thank you.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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We "re... We" re dying
to go to the Super Bowl.

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- Oh, right.
- Yeah.

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- Oopsie.
- Mmm.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Maura.

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Thank you for including me
in all of this.

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This is a lot of fun.

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Oh, good.

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Hey, do you think you could
round up some more residents?

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Because some of these performances
aren"t helping our odds.

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You got it.

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Thanks, Mick.

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I mean, this guy
is like Caesar. No, he"s perfect.

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And he"s like Genghis Khan.

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"My friends and I
are die-hard"... No, no.

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"My best friends and I
are die-hard Pats fans.

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We"re all ladies over 80
who love Tom Brady.

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Twenty years ago,
we didn "t know anything"...

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No, no, no.

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"It was 16 years ago.

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I"d just finished
my last round of chemo,

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and my three best friends
had come over to cheer me up."

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How about some TV?

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So third down and ten now.

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Big play for the Patriots.
I can"t change the channels.

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Oh, I can do it.

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Yeah, it"s not working.

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Remote"s been acting funny.

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I got it.

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Shaun Ellis, 92...

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was carrying... Oh!

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What do I do?
What do I do?

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- Don"t hit it.
- I already hit it.

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Unplug it.

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Hold on.

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Two minutes left in this game.

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Drew Bledsoe is out.

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They"re gonna have to go
with their backup QB.

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Tom Brady, the second-year quarterback
from the University of Michigan.

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Who"s that?

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I think anybody could tell
by looking at Bledsoe...

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He is cute.

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Oh, I"ll watch this.

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I can turn myself down.

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"Maybe it was luck,
maybe it was destiny,

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but at that moment,

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the Patriots" backup quarterback
got called off the bench."

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I think
that has to be so difficult.

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Oh, my God.

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"We eventually
got the remote working,

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and one week of football
became two."

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You know, for a game where a bunch
of guys just smash into each other,

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it"s really very complicated.

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There are so many patterns,

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and if you analyze the data,
you will find...

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We"re just starting
to enjoy it, Betty.

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Don"t make it about math.

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Oh. Okay.

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"And two weeks
became a season."

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"Tom and the Patriots went on
to win the Super Bowl that year.

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And I, well, I"m still here,
thanks to my team."

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And to Lou, our quarterback.

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You didn"t!

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"And just like that,
we had a new tradition.

00:12:05.354 --> 00:12:09.024
That"s why it would mean the
world to us to win these tickets."

00:12:09.191 --> 00:12:10.818
What are we talking about?

00:12:10.985 --> 00:12:12.570
All right, Pat.
Look, I"m glad you asked.

00:12:12.653 --> 00:12:14.864
Tonight is the end
of our ticket giveaway,

00:12:15.030 --> 00:12:17.408
and we have received
a record number of submissions.

00:12:17.616 --> 00:12:19.785
But, hey, look, you still got
as about a good a chance

00:12:19.952 --> 00:12:22.288
as being the 199th draft pick

00:12:22.455 --> 00:12:26.417
and going on to become the four-time,
soon to be five-time, Super Bowl champ.

00:12:26.625 --> 00:12:28.210
We need one for the thumb here.

00:12:28.377 --> 00:12:30.379
Or you could still try
and buy your tickets online,

00:12:30.546 --> 00:12:32.381
but for four tickets,
you"d have to sell your car.

00:12:32.381 --> 00:12:34.008
Well, not your car. Yeah.

00:12:34.175 --> 00:12:35.718
My car"s garbage. My...

00:12:35.885 --> 00:12:37.261
In your case...

00:12:37.428 --> 00:12:39.555
"My best friends and I
are die-hard Pa"...

00:12:39.722 --> 00:12:41.599
This isn"t gonna work.

00:12:42.683 --> 00:12:44.935
Oh, what do I do, Tom?

00:12:51.901 --> 00:12:53.110
What do I do?

00:12:57.072 --> 00:12:58.574
Let"s go.

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CarMax of Andover,
how can I help you?

00:13:11.837 --> 00:13:13.672
Lou, what"s going on?

00:13:13.839 --> 00:13:15.382
You"re acting very strange, Lou.

00:13:15.591 --> 00:13:16.884
Just keep your eyes shut.

00:13:17.051 --> 00:13:19.178
Lou, I"ve got to
get home before dinner.

00:13:19.345 --> 00:13:20.846
It"s craps night.

00:13:21.013 --> 00:13:22.348
You"ve got
your own house, Maura.

00:13:22.515 --> 00:13:24.433
Why are you still living
in a retirement center?

00:13:24.517 --> 00:13:26.143
Frank loved it very much.

00:13:26.936 --> 00:13:28.270
Okay, look.

00:13:28.437 --> 00:13:32.233
Oh! I love presents.
I love presents.

00:13:33.984 --> 00:13:35.444
Oh, my gosh.
What is happening?

00:13:35.653 --> 00:13:37.905
I wanted it to be a surprise,

00:13:38.072 --> 00:13:40.491
but all they had
were gender reveal boxes.

00:13:40.699 --> 00:13:41.826
Who"s having a baby?

00:13:41.992 --> 00:13:43.494
No one.

00:13:43.702 --> 00:13:46.497
It"s not a gender reveal.
It"s just a reveal.

00:13:46.705 --> 00:13:47.706
Of what?

00:13:50.334 --> 00:13:52.336
We won the tickets.
We"re going to the Super Bowl.

00:13:52.503 --> 00:13:54.421
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! These are tickets.

00:13:54.630 --> 00:13:56.257
How did that happen?
How did that happen?

00:13:56.423 --> 00:13:59.301
Teamwork. I just did
what Tommy would do.

00:13:59.468 --> 00:14:02.471
Who cares how it happened?
We"re going to the Super Bowl!

00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:04.014
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

00:14:05.474 --> 00:14:07.226
Welcome back to Pats Nation.

00:14:07.393 --> 00:14:09.687
The Super Bowl
is only three days away,

00:14:09.854 --> 00:14:12.898
and I am more excited
about this than my own wedding.

00:14:13.065 --> 00:14:15.568
I"m much more excited about it
than I was about your wedding.

00:14:17.152 --> 00:14:19.780
No, Carl. I did not agree that
we could see other people.

00:14:19.947 --> 00:14:21.448
That"s not dating.

00:14:21.657 --> 00:14:24.201
That"s cheating,
and I"m done talking about it.

00:14:25.286 --> 00:14:27.413
I do not want to talk to you.

00:14:28.747 --> 00:14:31.917
I"m not interested
in anything you have to say.

00:14:32.084 --> 00:14:34.420
Wow, this chapter
is really good.

00:14:34.587 --> 00:14:35.838
Oh, it"s so steamy.

00:14:36.005 --> 00:14:37.464
No, it"s not finished.

00:14:38.424 --> 00:14:40.676
No. Not you, Carl.

00:14:41.385 --> 00:14:43.512
With you, it is finished.

00:14:44.597 --> 00:14:47.016
Oh, Lou, I need a hug.

00:14:47.182 --> 00:14:48.767
I need a hug.

00:14:51.395 --> 00:14:52.563
Oh, baby.

00:14:52.771 --> 00:14:54.523
You"re too good
for that one anyway.

00:14:54.732 --> 00:14:57.067
Oh, God. I"m just...

00:15:01.405 --> 00:15:03.532
Betty "s right. I-I" m...

00:15:03.741 --> 00:15:05.409
I have to stop falling in love.

00:15:05.576 --> 00:15:08.412
No. You can fall in love.

00:15:08.579 --> 00:15:11.624
Just maybe wait till you"ve
known them more than a week.

00:15:13.876 --> 00:15:15.336
Maybe I just stay home.

00:15:15.502 --> 00:15:16.837
And mope around? No.

00:15:17.004 --> 00:15:18.839
We"re going to the Super Bowl

00:15:19.006 --> 00:15:21.342
to enjoy men
the way the Romans did:

00:15:21.508 --> 00:15:24.720
sweaty,
piled on top of one another.

00:15:24.887 --> 00:15:26.096
Tight pants.

00:15:27.306 --> 00:15:29.475
Okay.

00:15:31.268 --> 00:15:34.438
So this one"s for your blood pressure.
It says take twice a day.

00:15:34.605 --> 00:15:36.357
And this one"s for you
to go to sleep,

00:15:36.523 --> 00:15:39.526
so it"s very important you only
take it before bed, all right?

00:15:40.819 --> 00:15:42.446
I... I"m sorry. What?

00:15:42.613 --> 00:15:45.074
This one is for
your blood pressure.

00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:46.909
Twice a day, okay?

00:15:47.076 --> 00:15:48.911
And this one
is to help you sleep.

00:15:49.078 --> 00:15:51.080
It"s important
to take sleep seriously.

00:15:51.246 --> 00:15:54.333
But only take it when you"re
ready for bed, okay? Because...

00:15:54.500 --> 00:15:56.627
All right, let me know
if you need anything else.

00:16:04.176 --> 00:16:07.346
Oh, before you leave, have you
finished making the corrections?

00:16:07.513 --> 00:16:10.599
Honey, you really need
to take another pass at it.

00:16:10.808 --> 00:16:13.394
I mean, you need to
add your own voice.

00:16:13.560 --> 00:16:15.646
Well, you know my voice
better than I do.

00:16:15.854 --> 00:16:17.856
No, no, no. I don"t.
I never did.

00:16:19.066 --> 00:16:20.442
- Listen to me.
- Okay.

00:16:20.609 --> 00:16:22.111
You can do it.

00:16:23.028 --> 00:16:24.279
Okay. I think so.

00:16:24.446 --> 00:16:25.447
Okay.

00:16:29.076 --> 00:16:30.536
Mind if I come in?

00:16:31.286 --> 00:16:32.830
I see your bags are packed.

00:16:34.623 --> 00:16:35.958
So where you headed?

00:16:36.667 --> 00:16:38.419
Super Bowl.

00:16:38.585 --> 00:16:40.295
- Super Bowl. Really?
- Yeah.

00:16:40.462 --> 00:16:41.672
- No, you"re kidding?
- Mm-mmm.

00:16:41.839 --> 00:16:42.881
Oh, man.

00:16:43.048 --> 00:16:44.341
You know,
I used to play football.

00:16:44.466 --> 00:16:45.509
- High school. Yeah.
- Mmm?

00:16:45.592 --> 00:16:46.677
I was a wingback.

00:16:46.885 --> 00:16:48.345
A little undersized,

00:16:48.512 --> 00:16:50.597
but the coach always said
I had great feet.

00:16:50.806 --> 00:16:53.726
My husband always said
that I had great feet.

00:16:53.934 --> 00:16:57.062
- Mmm.
- But he just really liked feet.

00:17:03.569 --> 00:17:09.366
I heard that he passed away.

00:17:09.533 --> 00:17:10.909
Was it last year?

00:17:11.827 --> 00:17:13.412
- Yeah.
- Oh.

00:17:13.579 --> 00:17:14.580
Yeah.

00:17:14.747 --> 00:17:17.458
My wife, uh,
she passed away too.

00:17:17.624 --> 00:17:19.126
Oh, I"m so sorry.

00:17:19.293 --> 00:17:21.587
- I"m so sorry.
- You know, these things happen.

00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:24.840
Hey.

00:17:26.258 --> 00:17:30.596
If you need someone to accompany
you to the Super Bowl...

00:17:32.139 --> 00:17:33.557
Thank you so much,

00:17:33.724 --> 00:17:36.018
but I"m already
going with friends. Thank you.

00:17:37.644 --> 00:17:40.731
But, hey, there is a lot
going on in this place

00:17:40.939 --> 00:17:42.524
- that you should explore.
- Mm-hmm. Yep.

00:17:42.524 --> 00:17:43.942
There"s... No, really.

00:17:44.109 --> 00:17:47.237
There"s pool aerobics.
There"s, um...

00:17:47.404 --> 00:17:49.448
There"s dancing.

00:17:49.615 --> 00:17:51.533
- There"s game night.
- Yeah.

00:17:51.700 --> 00:17:54.328
- Uh, lunch.
- Yeah.

00:17:54.495 --> 00:17:55.537
Lately, I"ve...

00:17:57.498 --> 00:18:00.501
been realizing that
it"s less about what you do,

00:18:00.667 --> 00:18:03.921
more about
who you do it with, you know?

00:18:04.713 --> 00:18:07.007
I look around this place, and...

00:18:12.221 --> 00:18:15.682
you"re the only one I really
wanna be around, you know?

00:18:15.891 --> 00:18:18.685
It seems like you got it
all figured out and...

00:18:27.402 --> 00:18:28.695
Talking to myself.

00:18:31.782 --> 00:18:33.700
Stop honking.
Betty hates it.

00:18:33.909 --> 00:18:35.285
She thinks it"s bad manners.

00:18:35.452 --> 00:18:36.703
I know.
That"s why I do it.

00:18:38.789 --> 00:18:40.749
You know, you didn"t have
to honk so many times.

00:18:40.958 --> 00:18:42.835
One toot is enough.

00:18:45.420 --> 00:18:47.506
This trunk is full.

00:18:47.673 --> 00:18:51.176
Lou, why didn"t
we take your SUV?

00:18:51.343 --> 00:18:52.511
It"s in the shop.

00:18:52.678 --> 00:18:54.304
Don"t worry, Betty.

00:18:54.471 --> 00:18:56.014
This thing has plenty of room.

00:18:57.391 --> 00:18:58.809
- It"s a "93.
- It is? It"s...

00:18:59.017 --> 00:19:00.644
They don"t make them
like this anymore.

00:19:00.811 --> 00:19:02.771
They don"t make this model - like they used to.
- Oh, boy.

00:19:02.771 --> 00:19:06.775
We are a mere two days away
from the Super Bowl.

00:19:06.984 --> 00:19:08.443
Yeah.
Houston better get ready.

00:19:08.610 --> 00:19:10.195
I think
they"re gonna run out of beer.

00:19:12.156 --> 00:19:13.448
Tight brakes.

00:19:13.615 --> 00:19:15.117
What you want me to do?
Not stop?

00:19:15.284 --> 00:19:18.162
She"s not answering.
I"ve called about ten times.

00:19:18.328 --> 00:19:19.538
Here, I"ll get her.

00:19:19.705 --> 00:19:21.373
- It"s the truth.
- Pacing will not help.

00:19:21.540 --> 00:19:23.083
Well, it can"t hurt.

00:19:23.250 --> 00:19:24.251
Afternoon, Bill.

00:19:24.376 --> 00:19:25.586
Here he is. Here he is.

00:19:25.752 --> 00:19:26.837
- Hey, ladies.
- Yes. Hello.

00:19:27.004 --> 00:19:28.130
I"m sorry.
I went and checked,

00:19:28.255 --> 00:19:29.548
but Maura"s sleeping.

00:19:30.424 --> 00:19:31.425
Please wake her up.

00:19:31.466 --> 00:19:32.801
Please just wake her up.

00:19:33.010 --> 00:19:35.012
We don"t just
wake anyone up here.

00:19:35.179 --> 00:19:36.346
It"s a very strict policy.

00:19:36.513 --> 00:19:38.390
It"s part of
our core philosophy.

00:19:38.557 --> 00:19:40.684
We take sleep seriously.

00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:42.728
See?

00:19:44.688 --> 00:19:45.689
Oh! Uh...

00:19:47.107 --> 00:19:48.150
Excuse me.

00:19:48.317 --> 00:19:49.443
Excuse me.

00:19:50.527 --> 00:19:51.528
Excuse me.

00:19:51.695 --> 00:19:53.488
Mmm. Mm-mmm. Oh, damn it.

00:19:53.655 --> 00:19:55.741
- Maura! Maura!
- Oh, oh. Ladies. Seriously.

00:19:55.908 --> 00:19:57.117
- Shh! Please, please.
- Maura!

00:19:57.284 --> 00:19:58.785
- Okay. Okay, we"re going.
- Thank you.

00:19:58.785 --> 00:20:00.204
- We just had a moment.
- Thank you.

00:20:00.329 --> 00:20:02.456
You guys are very fast.
That"s a good sign.

00:20:03.790 --> 00:20:05.000
Where"s Maura?

00:20:05.167 --> 00:20:06.585
She"s sleeping,

00:20:06.752 --> 00:20:09.171
and the manager won"t let us in
to wake her up.

00:20:09.338 --> 00:20:11.423
What do we do?
We"re gonna miss our flight.

00:20:12.424 --> 00:20:14.134
I got it. I came prepared.

00:20:14.301 --> 00:20:15.969
There"s no way
we"re gonna make it. Where...

00:20:16.011 --> 00:20:17.137
What are you doing?

00:20:19.348 --> 00:20:21.808
Are all your suitcases
just wigs?

00:20:26.021 --> 00:20:26.980
Let"s go.

00:20:28.232 --> 00:20:29.900
So you still get
the cute little face,

00:20:30.108 --> 00:20:31.735
but you don"t get
all the breathing problems.

00:20:31.735 --> 00:20:33.820
Oh, that is fascinating.

00:20:34.029 --> 00:20:35.948
Do you have any photos?

00:20:36.156 --> 00:20:37.574
Oh, yeah. Sure.

00:20:37.741 --> 00:20:39.785
All I have is pug photos.

00:20:39.952 --> 00:20:42.329
Look at this guy. Oh, look at that.

00:20:42.496 --> 00:20:44.039
That"s Toffee... Uh-huh.

00:20:44.206 --> 00:20:46.083
And that"s Bobby right there.
Let me show you.

00:20:46.124 --> 00:20:47.209
Can I take you on a tour?

00:20:49.169 --> 00:20:51.213
Wow. - They have a cooking class.
- Wow. Look at that chef.

00:20:51.255 --> 00:20:52.839
- Maura was right.
- It"s Emeril in there.

00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:54.466
They have
absolutely everything here.

00:20:54.633 --> 00:20:56.802
She"s been wanting me to take
a pottery class with her,

00:20:56.927 --> 00:20:58.887
but honestly, I can"t
see myself throwing a pot.

00:20:59.096 --> 00:21:02.766
I hope that you feel like you
used your time with him wisely,

00:21:02.933 --> 00:21:04.226
because you lied
to him. Excuse me.

00:21:04.268 --> 00:21:06.186
Does anyone know
where Maura Martinez is?

00:21:08.397 --> 00:21:09.815
Wait for the commercial.

00:21:10.816 --> 00:21:11.900
She"s in her room.

00:21:13.944 --> 00:21:15.070
Here, I"ll take you.

00:21:16.863 --> 00:21:18.156
Come on, man.

00:21:18.323 --> 00:21:19.449
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

00:21:19.616 --> 00:21:20.993
- Sorry.
- Yeah.

00:21:21.201 --> 00:21:22.536
Well, I think she"s sleeping.

00:21:22.703 --> 00:21:24.955
Well, thanks, um... Mickey.

00:21:25.163 --> 00:21:26.581
Look, Mickey,

00:21:26.748 --> 00:21:29.334
our flight is leaving
in three hours and 23 minutes.

00:21:30.419 --> 00:21:32.170
I"ll, uh...
Okay, well, I"ll be here.

00:21:32.337 --> 00:21:34.006
- I"ll be right out here.
- Maura?

00:21:34.214 --> 00:21:36.216
I"ll just be - standing guard out here.
- Maura? Oh!

00:21:36.383 --> 00:21:37.843
Maura? Maura?

00:21:38.010 --> 00:21:39.553
- Honey, I can do this.
- Ma... Okay. All right.

00:21:39.594 --> 00:21:41.388
Maura. Maura!

00:21:42.139 --> 00:21:43.473
She"s got a pulse.

00:21:46.184 --> 00:21:48.353
- I can"t read that.
- Sleeping pills.

00:21:49.104 --> 00:21:50.355
Oh. Get a wheelchair.

00:21:50.522 --> 00:21:51.857
- Get a wheelchair.
- Mickey?

00:21:52.024 --> 00:21:53.191
- Oh, Mickey, good.
- Yeah?

00:21:53.358 --> 00:21:55.694
Could you possibly
get us a wheelchair?

00:21:56.403 --> 00:21:58.363
- A wheelchair?
- Yeah.

00:21:58.530 --> 00:21:59.990
You"re breaking her out,
aren"t you?

00:22:00.198 --> 00:22:01.742
Well, no, we"re actually...
We"re going...

00:22:01.908 --> 00:22:04.578
- No, you"re breaking her out.
- Okay. Yeah.

00:22:04.745 --> 00:22:07.456
Well, it figures that she"d
have really cool friends.

00:22:07.622 --> 00:22:08.749
He"s getting one.

00:22:09.791 --> 00:22:12.336
Take these with us.
They belong to her.

00:22:12.502 --> 00:22:14.921
- This cash too.
- Well, that...

00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:16.882
I"ll give it to her - in the car.
- All right.

00:22:17.049 --> 00:22:19.092
You"ll witness it. - You"ll see it.
- Okay. I"m witnessing.

00:22:19.134 --> 00:22:20.635
- Is it clear?
- Yeah, it"s clear.

00:22:20.802 --> 00:22:22.054
- Let "s go. Let"s go.
- Okay.

00:22:22.262 --> 00:22:23.930
- All clear.
- Out of the way. Out of the way.

00:22:23.930 --> 00:22:25.599
- Go ahead. Go ahead.
- Watch your feet.

00:22:25.766 --> 00:22:27.142
This way, to the left.

00:22:27.309 --> 00:22:28.977
- To the left. Go, go, go.
- Here we go. Here we go.

00:22:28.977 --> 00:22:30.270
That was
our deluxe garden suite,

00:22:30.437 --> 00:22:32.314
but you know
our resort is 60 and over,

00:22:32.481 --> 00:22:36.318
so you might have to wait - a few more years to qualify.
- Oh.

00:22:36.485 --> 00:22:37.527
Hey!

00:22:38.653 --> 00:22:39.738
- Go!
- Where are you going?

00:22:39.780 --> 00:22:41.073
- Stop right there.
- Tony, wait.

00:22:41.156 --> 00:22:42.366
Do you even care about my dogs?

00:22:42.532 --> 00:22:43.575
No, I don"t.

00:22:44.326 --> 00:22:45.869
Go. Go. I got you.

00:22:46.036 --> 00:22:48.163
Hey, she"s still sleeping.
Come back. Wait.

00:22:48.330 --> 00:22:53.001
Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Sajak from
Wheel of Fortune is in the house.

00:22:53.210 --> 00:22:56.505
Pat Sajak is here, and he"s
signing autographs right now.

00:22:56.671 --> 00:22:58.465
- Pat Sajak.
- Hey, Cecile. What"s going on?

00:22:58.632 --> 00:23:00.467
Where is the party at, huh?

00:23:00.634 --> 00:23:02.552
Oh, What"s going on? Hey.
There"s Vanna here too.

00:23:04.638 --> 00:23:06.473
Thank you, Mickey. Thank you so much.

00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:07.933
Oh, Trish, there you are.

00:23:08.100 --> 00:23:09.101
Come on!

00:23:10.477 --> 00:23:11.853
We did it.

00:23:16.525 --> 00:23:18.360
Wh-What are we celebrating?

00:23:18.527 --> 00:23:20.028
Oh, Maura. We broke you out.

00:23:20.237 --> 00:23:21.738
We"re going to the Super Bowl!

00:23:21.905 --> 00:23:24.741
We"re going to - the Super Bowl!
- What? Oh!

00:23:26.576 --> 00:23:29.329
We"re going to the Super Bowl.

00:23:39.673 --> 00:23:42.092
Let"s go to a bar.
- I love bars. - No kidding.

00:23:42.259 --> 00:23:44.845
We"re not going to a bar
so you can talk to men.

00:23:45.011 --> 00:23:47.431
Lou, I told you
I am not gonna flirt.

00:23:47.639 --> 00:23:49.891
I know this is a girls trip.

00:23:50.058 --> 00:23:51.768
Well, maybe I"ll flirt.

00:23:51.935 --> 00:23:53.812
I don"t think I"ve ever
flirted in my whole life.

00:23:53.937 --> 00:23:56.731
- You can do it.
- Okay. Okay.

00:24:01.945 --> 00:24:02.988
Hrishi?

00:24:05.740 --> 00:24:08.410
You have a nice head.

00:24:09.536 --> 00:24:10.620
Why, thank you.

00:24:11.538 --> 00:24:12.873
- We"ll work on it.
- Okay.

00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:14.249
Yeah.

00:24:14.416 --> 00:24:16.626
Oh, Erhan Suites.

00:24:16.793 --> 00:24:19.296
Is this great or what?

00:24:19.463 --> 00:24:21.798
And it"s all Super Bowl themed.

00:24:21.965 --> 00:24:24.342
Yeah, but they only
gave us one room.

00:24:24.509 --> 00:24:26.678
And there"s no more rooms
in the whole hotel.

00:24:26.845 --> 00:24:29.055
There"s no more rooms
in the whole city.

00:24:29.222 --> 00:24:31.308
At least this one has two beds.

00:24:31.475 --> 00:24:32.642
Be appreciative.

00:24:32.809 --> 00:24:34.060
Oh, look. There"s Tom.

00:24:35.520 --> 00:24:38.106
Oh, he"s much bigger
in real life.

00:24:38.273 --> 00:24:40.108
That"s just a cardboard him.

00:24:41.735 --> 00:24:45.447
The real him is
at least twice that size.

00:24:45.655 --> 00:24:46.907
Oh, Tom.

00:24:47.073 --> 00:24:49.701
Make that pass. Make it.

00:24:49.868 --> 00:24:52.412
I"m taking this one.
He"s cute.

00:24:52.579 --> 00:24:55.290
Maura! Who did you pick?

00:24:55.582 --> 00:24:58.043
Um, hey, I just got a call
from the hospital

00:24:58.210 --> 00:25:00.754
saying they"re trying to reach
you and you"re not answering.

00:25:00.962 --> 00:25:04.132
They called me as your emergency contact.
Is everything okay?

00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:07.469
Yes, I"m fine.
Everything"s fine.

00:25:07.636 --> 00:25:10.138
I... I just had some tests done.

00:25:10.305 --> 00:25:11.681
They"re calling...

00:25:13.016 --> 00:25:14.726
to go over them.

00:25:14.935 --> 00:25:16.728
Why are you whispering?

00:25:17.521 --> 00:25:19.731
I"m in a hotel room,

00:25:19.940 --> 00:25:21.942
and the other girls
are sleeping.

00:25:22.108 --> 00:25:23.485
W-Where are you?

00:25:24.986 --> 00:25:26.571
Uh, New Hampshire.

00:25:26.738 --> 00:25:29.950
We took a little trip
to a bed-and-breakfast.

00:25:30.116 --> 00:25:31.618
Oh, that sounds nice.

00:25:31.785 --> 00:25:34.204
Um, Mom,
call your doctor back. Okay.

00:25:34.371 --> 00:25:35.455
Night, sweetie.

00:25:35.622 --> 00:25:36.957
All right, love you. Night.

00:25:37.123 --> 00:25:38.416
Love you.

00:25:47.592 --> 00:25:48.718
I can"t sleep.

00:25:49.386 --> 00:25:51.137
Me neither.

00:25:51.888 --> 00:25:56.810
Here, section 138, row 30,
seats four, five, six and seven.

00:25:56.977 --> 00:25:58.270
They"re so shiny.

00:25:58.853 --> 00:25:59.980
Can I hold them?

00:26:01.731 --> 00:26:03.900
Oh! Oh! Uh-oh!

00:26:04.109 --> 00:26:05.652
- Caught one.
- We can"t lose those.

00:26:05.819 --> 00:26:07.362
- You"re right.
- Those are gold.

00:26:07.529 --> 00:26:09.698
Well, clearly, you shouldn"t
be holding them, then.

00:26:09.864 --> 00:26:12.117
How many reading glasses
have you gone through this year?

00:26:12.284 --> 00:26:13.618
That doesn"t count.

00:26:13.785 --> 00:26:16.162
Reading glasses
are designed to be lost.

00:26:19.583 --> 00:26:20.625
Okay, fine.

00:26:20.792 --> 00:26:23.169
Who"s the most responsible one?

00:26:23.753 --> 00:26:24.754
Oh!

00:26:24.838 --> 00:26:26.047
Me.

00:26:26.256 --> 00:26:27.299
Okay.

00:26:29.342 --> 00:26:31.177
Good thing
I brought my strap-on.

00:26:34.306 --> 00:26:35.390
I don"t think
that"s what it"s called.

00:26:35.432 --> 00:26:36.433
Sure it is. Look.

00:26:36.474 --> 00:26:38.560
You just strap...

00:26:40.270 --> 00:26:41.521
- it on.
- Wow.

00:26:41.688 --> 00:26:43.273
That"s a fanny pack.

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:45.191
Not if you don"t wear it
around your fanny.

00:26:45.358 --> 00:26:48.361
If you wear it like this,
it"s a strap-on.

00:26:49.070 --> 00:26:50.905
And I will keep them safe.

00:26:51.072 --> 00:26:52.490
Okay.

00:26:52.657 --> 00:26:55.535
Before we head out,
let"s look at the agenda.

00:26:55.702 --> 00:26:58.079
First up, the NFL Experience.

00:26:58.288 --> 00:26:59.873
Wait a minute,
"agenda" sounds like work.

00:27:00.040 --> 00:27:01.041
I love a good agenda.

00:27:01.207 --> 00:27:02.792
- Let"s go to a spa.
- No.

00:27:02.959 --> 00:27:05.587
We didn"t win these tickets
to go to a spa.

00:27:05.754 --> 00:27:07.714
We came here for football.

00:27:07.881 --> 00:27:10.592
We"re going to have
the NFL experience.

00:27:16.097 --> 00:27:18.433
I can"t believe
we"re actually here.

00:27:18.600 --> 00:27:19.976
I can"t believe it.

00:27:23.563 --> 00:27:25.815
Oh, my gosh.
This place is huge.

00:27:25.982 --> 00:27:28.026
Look at all the helmets.

00:27:28.234 --> 00:27:29.903
Oh, oh! I wanna get one
for my grandkids.

00:27:30.070 --> 00:27:32.614
Oh, this is better
than my wildest dreams.

00:27:32.781 --> 00:27:33.782
Not mine.

00:27:33.865 --> 00:27:35.241
This morning, I had a dream

00:27:35.408 --> 00:27:37.827
I was going down
the Amazon River on a pickle

00:27:37.994 --> 00:27:40.413
with my papier-mâché children.

00:27:40.580 --> 00:27:42.457
There"s so much here to do.

00:27:42.624 --> 00:27:45.001
Yeah, well, you don"t need
a brochure to tell you that.

00:27:45.210 --> 00:27:46.544
You know what?
I"ve looked at this.

00:27:46.586 --> 00:27:48.296
If we wanna hit all the booths,

00:27:48.463 --> 00:27:50.799
we have to average under
five minutes for each one

00:27:50.965 --> 00:27:52.550
except, you know, the big...

00:28:06.356 --> 00:28:08.024
Welcome to the QB Countdown.

00:28:08.233 --> 00:28:11.569
Let"s see how many passes
you can complete in 45 seconds.

00:28:11.736 --> 00:28:12.821
I"m good at this. Watch.

00:28:12.987 --> 00:28:14.322
- Next.
- I know. I know.

00:28:14.489 --> 00:28:16.574
Oh, I thought you was
waiting on your grandson.

00:28:16.741 --> 00:28:18.451
Nope, I"m here to play.

00:28:18.618 --> 00:28:20.662
Well, good luck, Nana.

00:28:20.829 --> 00:28:22.539
I don"t want you
to break anything.

00:28:22.706 --> 00:28:24.999
Hey, you sound confident.

00:28:25.166 --> 00:28:27.585
Would you like to
place a little wager on it?

00:28:30.046 --> 00:28:31.756
Ten bucks says she won"t
hit more than five.

00:28:31.798 --> 00:28:33.925
That"s not a bet.

00:28:34.092 --> 00:28:36.636
She wins, she gets
your Falcons jersey.

00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:40.098
- Deal.
- Deal.

00:28:44.018 --> 00:28:45.562
There you go. Okay.

00:28:45.729 --> 00:28:47.564
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:47.731 --> 00:28:49.649
Technically,
we don"t allow betting here.

00:28:49.816 --> 00:28:50.859
Hey, Lou.

00:28:51.025 --> 00:28:52.318
But they don"t pay me that much,

00:28:52.360 --> 00:28:54.154
so let"s see how this plays out.

00:28:54.362 --> 00:28:56.030
Lou! Look up. Yeah. Let"s see
how this plays out.

00:28:56.030 --> 00:28:59.075
I"m up here.
I"m talking to you.

00:28:59.284 --> 00:29:02.162
Louella, don"t worry about
how hard you throw it.

00:29:02.370 --> 00:29:04.831
It"s all about
accuracy and touch.

00:29:06.291 --> 00:29:07.292
All right, now. You"re up.

00:29:08.209 --> 00:29:09.753
All right. All right.

00:29:11.087 --> 00:29:14.424
Ready. Set. Throw.

00:29:14.591 --> 00:29:16.050
Come on, Granny!

00:29:16.217 --> 00:29:18.344
Smoke "em! Smoke " em, Lou.

00:29:19.929 --> 00:29:21.973
- Oh!
- Hey, when are you gonna start throwing?

00:29:22.140 --> 00:29:24.225
- For Pete"s sake.
- Ma"am, would you mind your business?

00:29:24.225 --> 00:29:26.436
I"ve never seen anything
like this in my life.

00:29:26.603 --> 00:29:28.229
Is there - a mute button for her?
- Oh, oh, oh!

00:29:28.229 --> 00:29:30.106
- Really?
- I am terrified.

00:29:30.315 --> 00:29:32.567
Seriously, the eld... Do you have
anything else to do with your life?

00:29:32.609 --> 00:29:34.277
Oh, you"re killing him.
You"re killing him.

00:29:34.360 --> 00:29:36.070
Ma"am, you are
stressing me out, okay?

00:29:36.237 --> 00:29:37.989
Oh, really?
Is it distracting?

00:29:38.156 --> 00:29:39.949
- I hope so.
- You dropped your multivitamin.

00:29:40.033 --> 00:29:41.409
Fancy footwork.
Look at that.

00:29:41.576 --> 00:29:42.744
Man, that is something.

00:29:43.953 --> 00:29:45.330
Oh, my... Will you back up?

00:29:45.497 --> 00:29:46.873
- That"s really unimpressive.
- Oh, my goodness.

00:29:46.873 --> 00:29:47.373
- That"s really unimpressive.
- Oh, my goodness.

00:29:47.540 --> 00:29:47.749
- Amazing!
- Ma"am!

00:29:47.749 --> 00:29:49.375
- Amazing!
- Ma"am!

00:29:49.542 --> 00:29:52.045
Six, five, four... She"s definitely
been day drinking.

00:29:52.212 --> 00:29:54.506
That"s what her problem is...
three, two, one!

00:29:56.841 --> 00:29:59.886
- You did it! I told you.
- I knew I"d make it. I knew.

00:30:00.053 --> 00:30:01.262
That was incredible.

00:30:01.471 --> 00:30:02.972
Yeah, you, uh, you scored
over 20 points,

00:30:02.972 --> 00:30:04.599
which means you get
a free Super Bowl jersey.

00:30:04.641 --> 00:30:06.434
I want the Brady.
I want the Brady.

00:30:06.601 --> 00:30:07.936
What size are you?

00:30:09.437 --> 00:30:10.438
I"m not wearing that.

00:30:10.522 --> 00:30:12.816
We can go double or nothing
if you want your jersey back.

00:30:12.941 --> 00:30:15.235
But if we win,
you gotta wear that.

00:30:15.443 --> 00:30:17.070
Fine.

00:30:17.237 --> 00:30:20.657
Trish, we"re in Houston.
Can"t we get some barbecue?

00:30:21.449 --> 00:30:23.159
Oh, your book! Look.

00:30:24.452 --> 00:30:25.745
They have it.

00:30:25.912 --> 00:30:27.497
- Look at... Sign it.
- My God.

00:30:29.040 --> 00:30:30.083
All right.

00:30:31.459 --> 00:30:33.002
Excuse me, what are you doing?

00:30:33.169 --> 00:30:36.130
Oh, I"m just
admiring these books.

00:30:36.297 --> 00:30:37.757
Uh, you"re gonna have to
pay for that.

00:30:37.924 --> 00:30:39.634
She"s signing it.

00:30:41.302 --> 00:30:43.972
You"re... - You"re Virginia Ledough?
- Ledoux.

00:30:44.681 --> 00:30:46.099
Oh, my gosh.

00:30:46.266 --> 00:30:48.560
I sell so many copies
of your book.

00:30:48.726 --> 00:30:49.936
And I"m a personal fan.

00:30:50.103 --> 00:30:51.563
You know what?
You guys just go ahead.

00:30:51.563 --> 00:30:53.022
I"m gonna find some barbecue.

00:30:53.189 --> 00:30:55.024
- I think it"s outside.
- I"ll see you in a bit.

00:30:55.066 --> 00:30:56.651
Are you working on anything new?

00:30:56.818 --> 00:30:59.737
Actually, yeah. I"m working
on a holiday-themed book.

00:30:59.946 --> 00:31:01.739
I Gronk You a Merry Christmas.

00:31:01.948 --> 00:31:03.199
Can I preorder?

00:31:03.366 --> 00:31:04.617
Yeah, absolutely.

00:31:05.034 --> 00:31:06.035
Uh, hello?

00:31:06.244 --> 00:31:07.245
Excuse me.

00:31:07.954 --> 00:31:09.831
Oh. Hi. Um...

00:31:09.998 --> 00:31:11.583
I"d like to get some wings.

00:31:11.749 --> 00:31:13.293
Oh, I"m sorry.
They"re not for sale.

00:31:13.459 --> 00:31:15.378
This is a spicy wings contest.

00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.213
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:31:17.380 --> 00:31:19.340
But I must warn you,
it gets really intense.

00:31:19.507 --> 00:31:21.885
They got spices that sound like
they"re from a horror film.

00:31:22.051 --> 00:31:23.595
- Like what?
- California Reaper...

00:31:23.761 --> 00:31:26.264
Whoa... ghost pepper,
Teddy Bears Picnic.

00:31:26.431 --> 00:31:27.932
Now, that one"s the most scary

00:31:28.141 --> 00:31:29.976
"cause it sounds like
it"s all warm and cuddly,

00:31:30.143 --> 00:31:33.271
but it"s not.
- It"s really not. - Oh.

00:31:33.438 --> 00:31:35.189
Well, I could use
a little spice.

00:31:35.356 --> 00:31:36.441
This ain"t no little spice.

00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:38.735
And this is his contest.

00:31:39.611 --> 00:31:40.612
Guy Fieri.

00:31:40.695 --> 00:31:41.905
Oh.

00:31:42.071 --> 00:31:43.281
I mean, look at him.

00:31:44.198 --> 00:31:45.617
He even looks spicy.

00:31:46.993 --> 00:31:47.994
I"m in.

00:31:48.077 --> 00:31:49.329
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

00:31:49.495 --> 00:31:50.914
I"m gonna need
your emergency contacts

00:31:50.955 --> 00:31:54.334
- in case something happens.
- Well, that would be my husband, Mark.

00:31:54.500 --> 00:31:56.586
But don"t call him.
Don"t call him.

00:31:56.753 --> 00:31:59.088
I don"t want him
knowing I was doing this.

00:31:59.297 --> 00:32:01.424
If you black out, you don"t
want me to call your husband?

00:32:01.466 --> 00:32:03.927
- No. Don"t call him.
- So who do you want me to call?

00:32:05.637 --> 00:32:06.721
An ambulance?

00:32:17.398 --> 00:32:18.650
Yay!

00:32:22.111 --> 00:32:23.821
Ladies and gentlemen!

00:32:23.988 --> 00:32:28.117
Are you ready for the Spicy
BBQ Hot Wings Challenge?

00:32:29.744 --> 00:32:31.621
The rules are simple.

00:32:31.788 --> 00:32:34.707
If you don"t wanna clear your
seat, you better handle the heat.

00:32:34.874 --> 00:32:36.876
You touch the milk, you"re gone.

00:32:37.043 --> 00:32:40.296
Let"s bring out
the pain train to Flavortown.

00:32:40.463 --> 00:32:43.675
In three, two, one.
Bring the pain.

00:32:49.013 --> 00:32:51.599
Oh, my God. - That"s Betty!
- Oh, my God.

00:32:51.766 --> 00:32:54.268
This is the train to pain.

00:32:54.435 --> 00:32:55.895
Who can handle the heat?

00:32:56.062 --> 00:32:57.522
Hold it together.

00:32:57.689 --> 00:32:58.898
Hang in there.

00:32:59.065 --> 00:33:00.984
Hang in there. Hang in there.

00:33:01.150 --> 00:33:02.777
Oh! You"re gone.

00:33:02.944 --> 00:33:04.028
Go. Go. Go.

00:33:04.237 --> 00:33:06.114
Excuse me, Betty?

00:33:06.322 --> 00:33:09.117
You don"t have to - eat it all.
- It"s okay. I"m hungry.

00:33:09.325 --> 00:33:10.451
I know her!

00:33:10.618 --> 00:33:12.370
"And it was then,

00:33:12.537 --> 00:33:16.332
on the hallowed turf
of Gillette Stadium,

00:33:16.499 --> 00:33:18.626
that Gronk took her,

00:33:18.793 --> 00:33:20.628
and she knew

00:33:20.795 --> 00:33:24.799
this was the best
a man could get."

00:33:29.012 --> 00:33:31.264
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

00:33:31.431 --> 00:33:33.850
This is all so unexpected.

00:33:34.017 --> 00:33:36.561
Uh, if I"m not mistaken,
Mrs. Ledoux,

00:33:36.728 --> 00:33:38.021
you are a multi-hyphenate.

00:33:38.187 --> 00:33:41.065
Aren"t you
the original Mayflower Girl?

00:33:41.274 --> 00:33:42.400
I love your book.

00:33:42.567 --> 00:33:44.277
Thank you.

00:33:44.444 --> 00:33:46.779
Well, that was...
That was a long time ago.

00:33:46.946 --> 00:33:48.906
Well, beauty has
no expiration date.

00:33:50.366 --> 00:33:51.617
Dan O"Callahan.

00:33:54.579 --> 00:33:56.039
Oh, my God. That ring.

00:33:57.373 --> 00:33:59.000
Oh, my God. The fingernails.

00:34:00.126 --> 00:34:02.670
Football nails.
- You"ve got two rings. - Yep.

00:34:02.837 --> 00:34:05.757
I have to assume - you... you played.
- I did.

00:34:05.923 --> 00:34:07.884
Two Super Bowls.
Two different teams.

00:34:08.051 --> 00:34:11.345
So, do I just call you
the Mayflower Girl?

00:34:11.512 --> 00:34:12.555
Patricia.

00:34:12.722 --> 00:34:13.931
- Love your book.
- Thank you.

00:34:14.098 --> 00:34:15.308
- Saved our marriage.
- Thanks.

00:34:15.349 --> 00:34:16.768
Wait a minute, not Virginia?

00:34:18.186 --> 00:34:21.230
Uh, Virginia Ledoux
was the name of my poodle.

00:34:21.439 --> 00:34:24.942
Well, your poodle must have a
real thing for football players.

00:34:25.109 --> 00:34:26.152
No.

00:34:27.236 --> 00:34:28.696
I do.

00:34:28.863 --> 00:34:29.947
Ladies and gentlemen,

00:34:30.114 --> 00:34:31.866
here we are
at the pinnacle of pain,

00:34:32.033 --> 00:34:33.409
the temple of heat.

00:34:33.576 --> 00:34:35.119
Our final round,

00:34:35.328 --> 00:34:37.705
Dal versus Betty.

00:34:39.165 --> 00:34:40.583
Dal, how you feeling, bud?

00:34:40.750 --> 00:34:42.585
I"m feeling great, Guy... All right.
Great, Dal.

00:34:42.752 --> 00:34:44.128
And, Betty, everything okay?

00:34:44.337 --> 00:34:45.588
Yeah, I"m just getting ready.

00:34:45.755 --> 00:34:47.548
All right.
Remember, embrace the spice.

00:34:47.715 --> 00:34:50.259
Lean into this. Don"t fight it.
It only makes it harder.

00:34:50.468 --> 00:34:52.011
- Okay.
- You go big or you go home.

00:34:52.178 --> 00:34:53.721
- Okay.
- All right.

00:34:53.888 --> 00:34:57.517
All right. For this final
round, Satan"s Tongue.

00:34:57.683 --> 00:34:59.393
The most difficult wing we have.

00:34:59.560 --> 00:35:02.688
And we"re going
on three, two, one.

00:35:03.272 --> 00:35:04.607
Bring the heat!

00:35:04.774 --> 00:35:07.777
Dal gets a nice portion.
So does Betty.

00:35:07.944 --> 00:35:10.071
Dal with one...
Dal with one bite.

00:35:11.197 --> 00:35:12.198
Betty with two.

00:35:12.782 --> 00:35:13.783
Dal?

00:35:13.950 --> 00:35:15.159
Dal"s not looking good.

00:35:15.368 --> 00:35:17.245
Dal"s shaking.
Betty has another bite.

00:35:17.453 --> 00:35:19.205
Dal spits. Dal"s out!

00:35:19.413 --> 00:35:21.791
Give it up for our champ, Betty!

00:35:23.167 --> 00:35:24.168
Oh, well...

00:35:25.419 --> 00:35:27.088
Ladies and gentlemen,
your champ, Betty!

00:35:27.255 --> 00:35:29.423
Betty, how"d you pull that off?

00:35:29.590 --> 00:35:31.634
That one had a...
bit of a kick.

00:35:31.801 --> 00:35:33.386
A b... Listen,

00:35:33.553 --> 00:35:35.680
it was amazing to watch you
knock that out of the park.

00:35:35.721 --> 00:35:36.848
How did you do this?

00:35:37.014 --> 00:35:38.558
How do you handle
spice at this level?

00:35:39.433 --> 00:35:41.144
I don"t know.

00:35:41.310 --> 00:35:44.564
Unless it has extreme flavor,
I can"t taste anything anymore.

00:35:44.730 --> 00:35:46.023
Well, speaking of
extreme flavor,

00:35:46.023 --> 00:35:48.025
I got some brisket
you gotta try.

00:35:48.192 --> 00:35:51.112
- Can I bring my friends?
- Absolutely! You"re the champ!

00:35:51.279 --> 00:35:52.822
Give it up for champ Betty!

00:35:54.949 --> 00:35:56.492
Maura, would you like
some more brisket?

00:35:56.576 --> 00:35:59.453
Oh, I could eat your brisket
all day long, you brute.

00:35:59.620 --> 00:36:01.289
There you go. There you go.

00:36:02.707 --> 00:36:03.958
It"s so good.

00:36:04.542 --> 00:36:06.294
- Ah!
- Trish!

00:36:06.502 --> 00:36:07.628
- Oh, hi.
- Trish!

00:36:07.795 --> 00:36:08.921
Are you Guy Fieri?

00:36:09.088 --> 00:36:10.965
Of course he is.
Where have you been?

00:36:11.132 --> 00:36:12.216
I"ve been talking to a fan,

00:36:12.258 --> 00:36:13.634
and he invited us to a party.

00:36:13.801 --> 00:36:15.344
- Look.
- A fan?

00:36:15.553 --> 00:36:16.846
A fan of my writing.

00:36:17.847 --> 00:36:19.473
Also a two-time
Super Bowl champion.

00:36:19.640 --> 00:36:20.766
Trish.

00:36:20.933 --> 00:36:22.727
I didn"t flirt.
I mean, he did.

00:36:22.894 --> 00:36:25.605
Don"t you think we should rest
before the big game tomorrow?

00:36:25.771 --> 00:36:27.190
Wait. If it"s that party,

00:36:27.356 --> 00:36:28.983
oh, you go...
It"s gonna be off the hook.

00:36:29.150 --> 00:36:30.776
I"m going to that party.

00:36:30.943 --> 00:36:32.904
Yeah. I mean, he"s right.
Look, we"re not playing.

00:36:34.322 --> 00:36:36.824
I thought the whole point of this
trip was having an adventure together.

00:36:36.866 --> 00:36:38.034
This is an adventure.

00:36:38.201 --> 00:36:39.160
I"m there.

00:36:39.202 --> 00:36:40.745
Will there be dancing?

00:36:40.912 --> 00:36:42.538
If you"re going,
there"ll be dancing.

00:36:45.625 --> 00:36:48.252
Excuse me.
I"m looking for someone.

00:36:49.837 --> 00:36:51.964
You here for the poker game?

00:36:52.131 --> 00:36:53.507
You want some Skittles?

00:36:53.674 --> 00:36:55.384
Are you okay?

00:36:56.427 --> 00:36:57.511
I think so.

00:36:58.596 --> 00:36:59.972
Have a seat.

00:37:15.196 --> 00:37:16.530
I"m Guy Fieri.

00:37:17.448 --> 00:37:18.574
Every time she raises,

00:37:18.741 --> 00:37:20.034
she says she"s gonna
take us to Flavortown,

00:37:20.076 --> 00:37:21.077
and then she...

00:37:21.244 --> 00:37:22.495
She nicknamed me "Brisket."

00:37:22.662 --> 00:37:24.163
You know what?
I shouldn"t be here.

00:37:24.330 --> 00:37:25.873
I should leave - I don"t belong here.
- No, no, no.

00:37:25.873 --> 00:37:26.874
You gotta stay.

00:37:26.999 --> 00:37:28.125
- You got to.
- Yes.

00:37:28.292 --> 00:37:30.336
You are meant to be here.

00:37:30.503 --> 00:37:34.048
Sometimes fate puts you exactly
where you supposed to be.

00:37:34.215 --> 00:37:35.299
It"s your bet.

00:37:36.342 --> 00:37:37.843
Oh! Yeah, okay.

00:37:38.052 --> 00:37:39.053
Um...

00:37:40.096 --> 00:37:41.097
How much is this?

00:37:41.180 --> 00:37:42.306
Forty. Okay.

00:37:42.473 --> 00:37:45.351
I"ll, uh... I"ll raise you $40.

00:37:45.518 --> 00:37:46.769
Oh, wow. Really?

00:37:46.936 --> 00:37:48.396
It"s 40,000.

00:37:49.438 --> 00:37:50.815
Right.

00:37:51.941 --> 00:37:53.276
Right.

00:37:53.859 --> 00:37:54.944
Okay.

00:37:55.695 --> 00:37:57.405
I"ll raise you $40,000.

00:37:57.571 --> 00:37:59.532
I"m already out.

00:37:59.699 --> 00:38:01.659
You are a shark,
aren"t you, Maura?

00:38:01.826 --> 00:38:04.745
No, no.
My late husband loved gambling.

00:38:04.912 --> 00:38:07.456
And he would lose
every single time.

00:38:07.623 --> 00:38:09.208
I would win all the time,

00:38:09.375 --> 00:38:11.711
so I would slip some of
these chips under his stack

00:38:11.877 --> 00:38:13.212
so he could keep on playing.

00:38:13.379 --> 00:38:14.088
That"s a real
sweet story, but...

00:38:14.088 --> 00:38:15.047
That"s a real
sweet story, but...

00:38:15.214 --> 00:38:16.924
Damn... flip "em, Flavortown.

00:38:17.133 --> 00:38:18.384
Okay.

00:38:19.969 --> 00:38:22.305
Trip twos! Sorceress.

00:38:22.471 --> 00:38:23.681
Come on. Sorceress.

00:38:23.848 --> 00:38:25.308
Dark sorcery.

00:38:25.474 --> 00:38:26.851
Shut it, Brisket.

00:38:27.685 --> 00:38:29.103
Oh, ***.

00:38:29.270 --> 00:38:30.980
Any requests?

00:38:31.188 --> 00:38:31.897
Beastie Boys!

00:38:31.981 --> 00:38:35.693
Try "I Won"t Dance"
in the original key of C.

00:38:35.860 --> 00:38:38.487
Ma "am, we" re not doing karaoke.

00:38:39.739 --> 00:38:40.865
My phone.

00:38:44.869 --> 00:38:45.870
Hello?

00:38:46.037 --> 00:38:48.247
Mom, did you call the hospital?

00:38:49.582 --> 00:38:50.833
No, not yet.

00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:53.127
Mom, you need to call.
It"s important.

00:38:53.336 --> 00:38:54.337
Where are you?

00:38:55.087 --> 00:38:57.006
Some Texas mansion.

00:38:57.173 --> 00:38:59.633
But you said
you were in New Hampshire.

00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:03.095
I "m not. I"m in Houston
for the Super Bowl.

00:39:03.262 --> 00:39:05.473
The Super Bowl?
How did you afford that?

00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:08.517
It"s fine.
Don"t worry about it.

00:39:08.684 --> 00:39:11.687
Wh... What"s going on?
Why are you lying to me?

00:39:11.854 --> 00:39:14.857
Everything"s fine.
I had some tests done.

00:39:15.024 --> 00:39:17.026
They"re calling me
to go over them.

00:39:17.193 --> 00:39:18.652
They mailed me the results.

00:39:18.819 --> 00:39:20.154
And?

00:39:20.363 --> 00:39:22.156
I haven"t opened them yet.

00:39:22.365 --> 00:39:24.200
What? Mom, open the letter.

00:39:24.408 --> 00:39:25.409
No.

00:39:25.451 --> 00:39:26.869
What?

00:39:27.036 --> 00:39:29.914
Why does it matter?
What"s another two days?

00:39:30.081 --> 00:39:32.166
This is something
I always wanted to do.

00:39:32.375 --> 00:39:37.463
To go to the Super Bowl with my
friends and see Tom Brady win.

00:39:39.215 --> 00:39:42.009
So, no, I"m not gonna
open that envelope.

00:39:42.176 --> 00:39:45.596
Because what"s inside
could ruin this for everyone.

00:39:46.931 --> 00:39:48.766
Everyone. Where is...

00:39:50.518 --> 00:39:51.602
I gotta go.

00:39:51.769 --> 00:39:54.397
No, Mom. Mom?

00:39:54.563 --> 00:39:57.608
Has anyone seen Guy Ferrari?

00:39:57.775 --> 00:40:00.319
Uh, he looks like
a Flamin" Hot Cheeto.

00:40:01.445 --> 00:40:03.864
Oh, okay.
What you thinkin", Maura?

00:40:04.073 --> 00:40:05.199
Wouldn"t you like to know?

00:40:05.366 --> 00:40:06.534
Maura!

00:40:07.660 --> 00:40:08.911
Are you playing poker right now?

00:40:09.036 --> 00:40:10.913
Yeah. - Give me a sec, okay?
- Yeah.

00:40:12.123 --> 00:40:13.124
I have a great hand.

00:40:13.207 --> 00:40:14.250
We"ve gotta go.

00:40:14.417 --> 00:40:16.293
- No!
- The tickets are lost!

00:40:16.460 --> 00:40:17.711
I know.

00:40:17.878 --> 00:40:20.631
But if I win this hand,
I can buy tickets.

00:40:21.465 --> 00:40:22.550
- Fine. Go beat him.
- Go!

00:40:22.716 --> 00:40:24.468
All right. All right, listen.

00:40:24.635 --> 00:40:27.221
I know that we"ve been having
all of these beautiful moments,

00:40:27.388 --> 00:40:29.014
and I feel
very connected to you.

00:40:29.181 --> 00:40:30.724
All of the things.

00:40:30.891 --> 00:40:32.518
But now I"ma have to
take all your money.

00:40:32.685 --> 00:40:34.854
- Mmm.
- All in.

00:40:35.062 --> 00:40:36.897
Okay.

00:40:38.190 --> 00:40:39.191
Me too.

00:40:40.484 --> 00:40:42.653
Oh. Well...

00:40:44.488 --> 00:40:46.073
Sha-blam!

00:40:46.240 --> 00:40:47.366
Oh, no.

00:40:47.533 --> 00:40:48.826
Wait for the river.

00:40:50.202 --> 00:40:51.412
Quad queens?

00:40:51.495 --> 00:40:53.247
Great. What charity
are you playing for?

00:40:56.125 --> 00:40:58.711
It"s a charity poker event.

00:40:58.878 --> 00:41:00.171
Oh, my God.

00:41:01.755 --> 00:41:03.466
- Charity.
- Right.

00:41:04.008 --> 00:41:05.009
Uh, Gugu?

00:41:05.134 --> 00:41:06.760
- Mmm?
- What"s your charity?

00:41:06.927 --> 00:41:08.429
Broadway Cares.

00:41:08.596 --> 00:41:10.890
Give all of my winnings
to Broadway Cares.

00:41:11.056 --> 00:41:14.518
And I wanna thank everybody
for letting me play with you.

00:41:14.685 --> 00:41:17.855
I had a fabulous time.

00:41:18.022 --> 00:41:20.483
Ugh. Charity poker.

00:41:30.326 --> 00:41:32.578
We"re gonna find
the tickets tomorrow.

00:41:32.745 --> 00:41:35.748
We"re gonna go to the hotel,
get a good night"s sleep,

00:41:35.915 --> 00:41:38.459
and wake up all fresh.

00:41:44.215 --> 00:41:46.050
Good morning
from Houston, Texas.

00:41:46.258 --> 00:41:50.471
It"s Super Bowl Sunday,
February 5, 2017,

00:41:50.638 --> 00:41:52.973
the biggest stage in sports.

00:41:53.182 --> 00:41:55.518
Patriots. Falcons.

00:41:55.684 --> 00:41:57.186
Two storied franchises,

00:41:57.353 --> 00:41:58.979
two inevitable fates, one...

00:42:03.943 --> 00:42:05.736
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

00:42:07.988 --> 00:42:08.989
Oh, my God, my head.

00:42:09.198 --> 00:42:11.534
We all g... We have to get up.

00:42:11.700 --> 00:42:13.494
We have to find our tickets.

00:42:13.661 --> 00:42:14.662
- I don"t wanna get up.
- Oh. Oh, God.

00:42:14.662 --> 00:42:15.412
Shoot.

00:42:16.330 --> 00:42:17.623
Lou, I"m sorry.

00:42:17.790 --> 00:42:19.375
It"s my fault
as much as anybody"s.

00:42:19.583 --> 00:42:21.460
Come on. The game
doesn"t start for a few hours.

00:42:21.627 --> 00:42:22.795
We"ll get tickets.

00:42:22.962 --> 00:42:24.880
There"s gotta be
a scalper somewhere.

00:42:25.047 --> 00:42:27.633
All right. Let"s meet back here in
an hour in front of the stadium.

00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.093
We"ll all split up.

00:42:29.260 --> 00:42:30.302
- Okay. Hour.
- In an hour.

00:42:30.344 --> 00:42:31.345
In an hour.

00:42:37.935 --> 00:42:39.562
Okay, sorry. Sorry.

00:42:40.062 --> 00:42:41.105
***.

00:42:50.906 --> 00:42:52.074
You a scalper?

00:42:52.241 --> 00:42:53.450
No.

00:42:53.659 --> 00:42:54.618
You a cop?

00:42:54.743 --> 00:42:57.371
No. How much for four tickets?

00:42:57.538 --> 00:42:58.747
Ten thousand.

00:42:58.914 --> 00:43:00.165
Ten thousand?

00:43:00.332 --> 00:43:01.542
Per ticket.

00:43:01.750 --> 00:43:02.918
I"ll tell you what.

00:43:03.085 --> 00:43:06.130
I"m willing to go
100 per ticket.

00:43:06.297 --> 00:43:07.423
That"s less than face value.

00:43:07.423 --> 00:43:08.465
175.

00:43:08.674 --> 00:43:11.010
Move on.
I gotta find a real buyer.

00:43:11.176 --> 00:43:12.595
- Will 200 happen?
- No.

00:43:12.803 --> 00:43:15.180
You"re not gonna accept
250 cash in hand?

00:43:15.347 --> 00:43:17.016
What is wrong with you?

00:43:17.182 --> 00:43:19.143
- I"m offering 300.
- No.

00:43:19.310 --> 00:43:20.936
- 450.
- No.

00:43:21.103 --> 00:43:23.480
500 is my ceiling.
It"s my ceiling.

00:43:23.689 --> 00:43:25.441
525.

00:43:25.608 --> 00:43:26.734
Come on. Get outta here. No.

00:43:26.900 --> 00:43:28.360
You know what?

00:43:28.527 --> 00:43:31.947
When you are stuck at halftime
with those tickets,

00:43:32.114 --> 00:43:36.076
I"m gonna lowball the ***
outta you, you son of a ***.

00:43:38.704 --> 00:43:39.663
550.

00:43:39.830 --> 00:43:41.707
If my bookie were listening,

00:43:41.874 --> 00:43:44.543
I would tell him to put me
down for, like, five large...

00:43:44.752 --> 00:43:47.630
Whoa... that the Pats
take it by 14.

00:43:47.838 --> 00:43:49.715
All right? But I don"t
have a bookie, so... Right.

00:43:49.882 --> 00:43:51.425
Well, hey, you heard him, Mike.

00:43:51.592 --> 00:43:53.177
You heard that.
We"re gonna be right back.

00:43:53.218 --> 00:43:54.720
Stick around.

00:43:54.887 --> 00:43:57.640
You can"t blow up Mike
like that on the show.

00:43:57.848 --> 00:43:59.308
- Excuse me.
- Hey.

00:43:59.475 --> 00:44:02.102
Yeah...
We know each other, right?

00:44:02.269 --> 00:44:03.395
God, you look very familiar.

00:44:05.189 --> 00:44:06.857
Well, I was - the Mayflower Girl.
- That"s it.

00:44:06.899 --> 00:44:08.400
- Yeah, you were!
- Oh, my God!

00:44:08.567 --> 00:44:10.319
From the commercials - when we were kids.
- Yeah, I know.

00:44:10.319 --> 00:44:13.155
Tires, parts
And new cars too

00:44:13.322 --> 00:44:14.490
We got it all...

00:44:14.657 --> 00:44:16.408
Are you gonna do
the whole thing?

00:44:16.575 --> 00:44:19.244
I had a humongous thing for you
when I was about ten.

00:44:19.411 --> 00:44:21.205
All right. - Too much. Too much.
- Thank you.

00:44:21.372 --> 00:44:23.415
That"s very kind. Thank you.

00:44:24.166 --> 00:44:25.501
Actually, I need your help.

00:44:25.668 --> 00:44:27.586
See, my friend won
the tickets at your giveaway,

00:44:27.628 --> 00:44:29.296
and now we"ve lost them.

00:44:29.463 --> 00:44:30.673
Uh... I don"t...

00:44:30.881 --> 00:44:32.341
Your... Your friend
won the ticket giveaway?

00:44:32.341 --> 00:44:34.009
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, I don"t...

00:44:34.176 --> 00:44:36.929
"Cause these guys
won the tickets. Yeah.

00:44:37.096 --> 00:44:37.930
They won the tickets?

00:44:38.097 --> 00:44:38.972
Yeah. Uh-huh.

00:44:39.014 --> 00:44:41.183
That"s the Tom
Brady Support Group.

00:44:41.350 --> 00:44:42.559
They support Tom Brady?

00:44:42.768 --> 00:44:45.479
No. They"re all men
named Tom Brady

00:44:45.646 --> 00:44:47.147
who formed a support group

00:44:47.314 --> 00:44:49.149
because they"re never gonna
live up to that name.

00:44:49.191 --> 00:44:50.567
Are they even Pats fans?

00:44:50.776 --> 00:44:52.653
They"re conflicted
about it, let"s say.

00:44:52.861 --> 00:44:54.530
They seem reluctantly - like they "re supporting " em.
- Yeah. Yeah.

00:44:54.530 --> 00:44:55.864
Yeah. They came.

00:45:01.620 --> 00:45:03.330
Hi, sweetie.

00:45:03.497 --> 00:45:05.249
Okay, I was trying not to
bother you too much,

00:45:05.290 --> 00:45:06.875
but, uh, which one?

00:45:07.042 --> 00:45:08.210
What?

00:45:08.377 --> 00:45:10.129
I sent you an e-mail
with two options.

00:45:10.295 --> 00:45:11.296
A or B?

00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:13.090
What are you talking about?

00:45:13.257 --> 00:45:14.425
My paper.

00:45:14.591 --> 00:45:16.802
Oh. Oh, I didn"t read it.

00:45:16.969 --> 00:45:19.805
Are... Are you close to a computer?
Can you find a Kinko"s?

00:45:19.972 --> 00:45:21.640
No. No, I...

00:45:21.849 --> 00:45:23.559
I am not going to read it.

00:45:25.227 --> 00:45:27.062
Well, are you just hungry?

00:45:27.229 --> 00:45:28.981
No, for God"s sakes, Mark.

00:45:29.148 --> 00:45:32.276
I"m not hungry. I"m at the
Super Bowl with my friends.

00:45:32.443 --> 00:45:34.403
But this is really important.

00:45:34.570 --> 00:45:37.906
To you it is.
To you. Not to me.

00:45:38.073 --> 00:45:41.368
Honestly, it"s your paper
with your name on it.

00:45:41.535 --> 00:45:43.203
You have to make the decisions.

00:45:47.291 --> 00:45:48.667
Mark, are you still there?

00:45:50.878 --> 00:45:52.296
Yeah.

00:45:52.463 --> 00:45:53.464
Listen.

00:45:54.298 --> 00:45:55.674
Honey, I...

00:45:55.883 --> 00:45:57.718
I have made a lot of sacrifices
over the years,

00:45:57.843 --> 00:46:01.138
and I"m not saying I wish
I could change any of that.

00:46:01.305 --> 00:46:04.933
I"m just saying just because
I can solve a problem

00:46:05.100 --> 00:46:07.311
does not mean I should have to.

00:46:09.313 --> 00:46:10.355
Okay.

00:46:13.484 --> 00:46:14.860
I love our life.

00:46:15.027 --> 00:46:17.070
I love our kids
and our grandkids.

00:46:17.654 --> 00:46:18.655
I love you.

00:46:20.657 --> 00:46:22.034
I love you too.

00:46:22.201 --> 00:46:24.703
I"m sorry. Have a great time.

00:46:24.912 --> 00:46:25.913
Okay.

00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:27.289
Okay. Okay.

00:46:34.546 --> 00:46:37.758
Found it! I found it!
I found it! I found it!

00:46:37.966 --> 00:46:40.928
What can I get for you? Oh, is...
Is Guy here?

00:46:41.094 --> 00:46:42.888
- Oh, damn. It"s you.
- Hi.

00:46:43.055 --> 00:46:44.723
- How are you?
- Good.

00:46:44.932 --> 00:46:46.183
How"s your bowels?

00:46:46.350 --> 00:46:48.519
That"s none - of your business.
- Okay.

00:46:48.685 --> 00:46:50.062
I haven"t seen Guy in a while.

00:46:50.229 --> 00:46:51.522
I think he might be
in the office.

00:46:51.563 --> 00:46:52.940
Where"s the office?

00:46:56.276 --> 00:46:57.402
Good luck.

00:46:57.569 --> 00:46:59.071
Mr. Fieri.

00:46:59.238 --> 00:47:01.532
Mr. Fieri? Mr. Fieri...

00:47:01.698 --> 00:47:04.076
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, God. Sorry.

00:47:04.243 --> 00:47:05.702
Mr. Fieri?

00:47:05.911 --> 00:47:07.454
Mr. Fieri?

00:47:07.621 --> 00:47:08.622
Mr. Fieri?

00:47:09.623 --> 00:47:10.958
Guy!

00:47:11.124 --> 00:47:12.209
Yeah?

00:47:12.376 --> 00:47:14.211
Oh, thank God. Thank God.

00:47:14.378 --> 00:47:17.339
Mr. Fieri, I"m sorry,
I think you have my strap-on.

00:47:17.506 --> 00:47:19.049
Hang... Hang on a second.

00:47:20.092 --> 00:47:21.969
Oh. Oh, thank God.

00:47:22.135 --> 00:47:23.220
Oh, Betty, it"s you.

00:47:23.387 --> 00:47:24.513
I was expecting someone else.

00:47:24.596 --> 00:47:26.682
No. I think
you have my strap-on.

00:47:26.849 --> 00:47:30.352
You know, I took off
during the competition.

00:47:33.188 --> 00:47:34.314
- Your fanny pack.
- Yes.

00:47:34.481 --> 00:47:36.400
- Your fanny pack.
- Yes. It went this way.

00:47:36.567 --> 00:47:40.195
So you don"t have any tickets
to get into the actual game?

00:47:40.362 --> 00:47:42.447
No. No,
the tickets are lost.

00:47:42.614 --> 00:47:44.241
Did you try the lost and found?

00:47:44.408 --> 00:47:46.159
- No, no. Where is that?
- Okay.

00:47:46.326 --> 00:47:47.828
Um...

00:47:48.036 --> 00:47:50.539
I don"t know, - actually, where that is.
- Oh, G...

00:47:50.706 --> 00:47:53.000
There"s got to be some way.

00:47:53.166 --> 00:47:56.253
If you don"t have the tickets,
then you don"t have a...

00:47:56.420 --> 00:47:58.130
It"s one of those moments

00:47:58.297 --> 00:47:59.965
where all the work
that you put in

00:48:00.132 --> 00:48:01.300
has brought you to this moment.

00:48:01.341 --> 00:48:02.593
And it"s okay to be behind,

00:48:02.759 --> 00:48:04.011
"cause you gotta remind yourself

00:48:04.177 --> 00:48:05.679
that it"s all gonna work out.

00:48:05.846 --> 00:48:08.223
No, Tom. I don"t think
it"s going to work out.

00:48:08.390 --> 00:48:09.808
They"re not going to let us in.

00:48:10.601 --> 00:48:12.644
Lou, whenever I"m down,

00:48:12.811 --> 00:48:14.187
I say to myself,

00:48:14.354 --> 00:48:17.608
"This is going to be
an amazing comeback.

00:48:17.774 --> 00:48:19.568
When we come back from this,

00:48:19.735 --> 00:48:22.446
this is going to be
a defining moment in my life."

00:48:22.613 --> 00:48:25.324
You have to shift your mind
to think that way.

00:48:25.490 --> 00:48:26.783
It"s empowering.

00:48:26.992 --> 00:48:28.160
Say it.

00:48:28.327 --> 00:48:30.662
This is going to work out.

00:48:32.915 --> 00:48:34.124
This is gonna work out.

00:48:34.291 --> 00:48:36.084
Come on, Lou.
Like you mean it.

00:48:36.251 --> 00:48:38.045
This is going to work out.

00:48:38.211 --> 00:48:41.048
This is gonna work out!

00:48:42.090 --> 00:48:43.258
Next. Come on.

00:48:44.593 --> 00:48:46.053
- Hi, welcome.
- Hi.

00:48:47.971 --> 00:48:49.848
Oh. Uh...

00:48:50.015 --> 00:48:52.768
Are you guys all together?
This is...

00:48:52.935 --> 00:48:54.811
These aren"t... These...

00:48:54.978 --> 00:48:57.064
I"m sorry, these all
aren"t Super Bowl tickets, so...

00:48:57.230 --> 00:48:59.066
Yes, those are our tickets.

00:48:59.232 --> 00:49:01.151
That"s great, but
they"re not Super Bowl tickets.

00:49:01.234 --> 00:49:03.070
Chip, - I got another one here.
- Comin".

00:49:03.236 --> 00:49:04.863
Hot one. Let me see.

00:49:05.030 --> 00:49:07.074
Four.

00:49:08.200 --> 00:49:10.202
- Yep, they"re fake.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

00:49:10.369 --> 00:49:12.537
You see, ladies, the official
tickets have a hologram

00:49:12.746 --> 00:49:14.790
that lights up under UV light.

00:49:14.957 --> 00:49:17.084
These do not.
You"ve been scammed.

00:49:17.250 --> 00:49:19.878
Well, that"s not possible.
We won them in a contest.

00:49:20.045 --> 00:49:21.338
No, we didn"t.

00:49:21.505 --> 00:49:22.673
Lou, tell "em.

00:49:28.762 --> 00:49:30.514
I never won the contest.

00:49:30.681 --> 00:49:33.266
A whole bunch
of Tom Brady wannabes did.

00:49:33.433 --> 00:49:35.310
How"d you get the tickets?

00:49:36.353 --> 00:49:37.813
I bought them online.

00:49:39.398 --> 00:49:43.110
I maxed out a credit card,
and I sold my car to CarMax.

00:49:44.444 --> 00:49:46.571
Oh, Lou, why would you do that?

00:49:48.615 --> 00:49:52.577
I wanted to have one last
unforgettable experience

00:49:53.704 --> 00:49:55.414
before it was too late.

00:49:55.580 --> 00:49:57.833
Hey, little ladies, I"m
gonna need you to move aside.

00:49:58.000 --> 00:49:59.626
We gotta let other people
through the gate.

00:49:59.626 --> 00:50:01.378
Well, you can start by
letting us through.

00:50:01.545 --> 00:50:03.255
- Oh, you"re not getting in.
- Oh!

00:50:03.422 --> 00:50:05.632
Wha... Oh.

00:50:05.841 --> 00:50:07.300
When you do a double, - they get thick.
- I got you.

00:50:07.342 --> 00:50:08.385
Let"s make a run.

00:50:08.552 --> 00:50:09.553
- Whoa. No.
- Hey. Wait.

00:50:09.678 --> 00:50:11.805
- Maura. No.
- Come on, ma"am.

00:50:11.972 --> 00:50:14.307
- No, no. She... Come on.
- Come on. I"m not hurting her. I am not hurting her.

00:50:14.349 --> 00:50:15.600
- We know you"re not.
- Don"t touch me!

00:50:15.600 --> 00:50:16.935
- She"s coming at me.
- Come on.

00:50:17.102 --> 00:50:18.854
Okay. Fine, fine, fine.

00:50:19.479 --> 00:50:20.480
Lou, look at me.

00:50:21.690 --> 00:50:23.275
What did you mean when you said

00:50:24.818 --> 00:50:26.445
"before it"s too late"?

00:50:30.991 --> 00:50:32.325
I had some tests done,

00:50:32.492 --> 00:50:34.453
and the hospital"s been
trying to reach me.

00:50:36.830 --> 00:50:39.041
I think maybe something came up.

00:50:40.042 --> 00:50:41.043
Oh, Lou.

00:50:41.168 --> 00:50:42.836
What did they say?

00:50:43.045 --> 00:50:44.421
I don"t know, I...

00:50:44.588 --> 00:50:46.214
They sent me a letter,
but I haven"t opened it.

00:50:46.256 --> 00:50:47.257
Well, open it.

00:50:47.382 --> 00:50:48.675
No, what if it"s come back?

00:50:48.842 --> 00:50:50.969
I... I can"t
go through that again.

00:50:57.434 --> 00:50:59.936
Oh, Lou.
You"re not alone.

00:51:00.103 --> 00:51:02.105
We"re here for you. Always.

00:51:02.272 --> 00:51:04.649
We"re all here to support you.

00:51:06.026 --> 00:51:07.527
Isn"t that what friendship is?

00:51:07.694 --> 00:51:09.154
I mean,

00:51:09.321 --> 00:51:12.866
that we face the unknown
together, hand in hand?

00:51:18.955 --> 00:51:21.458
I wouldn"t wanna go through it
with anyone else.

00:51:21.625 --> 00:51:23.293
I really love you all.

00:51:29.216 --> 00:51:31.593
If you did this to give us
something to remember,

00:51:31.593 --> 00:51:33.553
honey, it worked.

00:51:33.720 --> 00:51:34.721
Big time.

00:51:34.888 --> 00:51:36.473
We will always remember this.

00:51:36.640 --> 00:51:38.308
Absolutely.

00:51:38.517 --> 00:51:42.562
This has been the best
weekend of my whole life.

00:51:42.729 --> 00:51:44.940
I"m not kidding you.
The very, very best.

00:51:45.857 --> 00:51:47.692
Well, except for
the guilt I felt

00:51:47.859 --> 00:51:49.778
because I lost the tickets,
which were fake.

00:51:49.945 --> 00:51:53.615
And so, in retrospect, I didn"t
have to feel that guilty. Did I?

00:51:58.829 --> 00:52:01.331
Oh, hell. There must be a sports
bar around here somewhere.

00:52:01.540 --> 00:52:03.959
No, no.
No, no, no, no. God.

00:52:05.127 --> 00:52:08.004
There"s got to be
a way into that stadium.

00:52:08.171 --> 00:52:09.548
Come on.
We"re not gonna give up.

00:52:09.714 --> 00:52:11.091
We"ve come too far.

00:52:11.258 --> 00:52:13.468
No, we are not gonna
stand around this food court,

00:52:13.635 --> 00:52:15.846
crying like a bunch of babies.

00:52:16.012 --> 00:52:19.182
- Gugu.
- Yeah. Goo-goo, gaga.

00:52:19.349 --> 00:52:20.350
No.

00:52:20.517 --> 00:52:21.643
Gugu!

00:52:21.810 --> 00:52:22.811
- Hold on.
- Gugu. Hi.

00:52:22.936 --> 00:52:24.396
- Hey.
- Come on. Come on.

00:52:24.604 --> 00:52:26.106
Maura. How are you, ladies?

00:52:26.273 --> 00:52:28.066
- Y"all look fabulous.
- Thank you.

00:52:28.233 --> 00:52:29.860
I wanted to thank you properly
for last night,

00:52:29.901 --> 00:52:30.902
but you ran out so fast.

00:52:31.027 --> 00:52:32.237
Y"all ran out.

00:52:32.404 --> 00:52:34.406
Your donation was so beautiful.
Thank you.

00:52:34.614 --> 00:52:36.616
You"re welcome.
I was happy to do it.

00:52:36.783 --> 00:52:38.743
Are you, um...
Are you going into the game?

00:52:38.910 --> 00:52:39.995
Of course.

00:52:40.162 --> 00:52:41.496
I choreographed
the halftime show.

00:52:41.621 --> 00:52:44.291
Oh, you"re...
You work with Lady Gaga?

00:52:44.499 --> 00:52:45.750
I do everything with that girl.

00:52:45.917 --> 00:52:47.836
Where you think
she got her name from?

00:52:48.003 --> 00:52:50.881
I "m Gugu, she"s Gaga.

00:52:51.047 --> 00:52:53.216
- Oh, she"s spectacular.
- She is.

00:52:53.383 --> 00:52:55.135
Do you think
you could get us in?

00:52:55.302 --> 00:52:56.636
Uh, yeah, we don"t have tickets.

00:53:00.015 --> 00:53:01.766
Come on, ladies. Follow me.

00:53:01.933 --> 00:53:04.144
- Go, go, go.
- Come on.

00:53:15.906 --> 00:53:18.867
In three, two, one!

00:53:20.702 --> 00:53:22.245
Oh! Oh!
Empty seats right there.

00:53:22.454 --> 00:53:23.622
- Let"s go up there.
- Yeah.

00:53:23.788 --> 00:53:25.165
- All right.
- Super Bowl 51.

00:53:25.373 --> 00:53:29.419
Pats Nation,
welcome to Super Bowl LI.Welcome.

00:53:31.296 --> 00:53:33.715
There"s the kickoff
and we are underway.

00:53:33.882 --> 00:53:36.176
- It "s Tom. It"s Tom.
- Okay. Where?

00:53:37.260 --> 00:53:39.137
Do our job now.
Let"s do our job!

00:53:39.304 --> 00:53:43.767
I think this is the best
sitting down has ever felt.

00:53:49.522 --> 00:53:51.233
Third and long.
Tom Brady"s in the...

00:53:51.441 --> 00:53:53.526
Oh, God! He"s sacked. God.

00:53:53.693 --> 00:53:55.445
What the hell was that?

00:53:55.612 --> 00:53:57.614
We are still scoreless
in the first quarter.

00:54:02.202 --> 00:54:03.620
Who keeps texting you?

00:54:04.246 --> 00:54:05.789
Oh, it "s... it"s Dan.

00:54:06.790 --> 00:54:08.500
Well, why... why
don"t you answer him?

00:54:10.085 --> 00:54:12.003
I don"t know.
I"m ghosting him.

00:54:12.796 --> 00:54:14.339
You know, he keeps calling...

00:54:19.970 --> 00:54:21.429
but I know
how this works out.

00:54:21.596 --> 00:54:22.597
He"s...

00:54:23.848 --> 00:54:26.351
He"s gonna be charming,
I"m gonna fall for it.

00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:27.978
It"s gonna all move too fast,

00:54:28.144 --> 00:54:30.981
and then everything"s gonna
come crashing down.

00:54:31.147 --> 00:54:35.235
You realize ignoring him is just
gonna make him want you more?

00:54:35.443 --> 00:54:38.071
I mean, look at you.
Honestly, and who you are.

00:54:38.238 --> 00:54:41.074
You"re always pushing
forward and doing new things.

00:54:41.241 --> 00:54:42.993
Well... You"re irresistible.

00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.620
You know, honestly,
I don"t want to be.

00:54:45.787 --> 00:54:47.622
I don"t wanna be irresistible.

00:54:47.789 --> 00:54:50.083
I"d like five grandkids
like you have.

00:54:51.501 --> 00:54:54.004
Guess it"s a little late - for that.
- Yeah, I guess so.

00:54:54.170 --> 00:54:57.757
I want a man I can sit next to
and not have to talk.

00:54:57.924 --> 00:55:00.552
Well, you can have Mark.
He"s real good at that.

00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:02.721
Well, I"d take him,

00:55:02.887 --> 00:55:04.723
but he"s too much
in love with you.

00:55:04.889 --> 00:55:07.475
Look, that"s us!
Oh, my God!

00:55:11.771 --> 00:55:13.023
Yay, yay, yay!

00:55:13.189 --> 00:55:15.066
Tom Brady, we love you!
Look down there.

00:55:15.066 --> 00:55:17.277
Tom Brady, we love you!
Look down there.

00:55:17.485 --> 00:55:20.322
Let"s hear it for
our Super Bowl superfans!

00:55:20.530 --> 00:55:22.824
My goodness,
I wish I had those hips.

00:55:22.991 --> 00:55:25.660
Not on me, not on my watch!

00:55:25.827 --> 00:55:27.704
Never been so... - Sit down.
- Tom, spank me.

00:55:28.872 --> 00:55:31.458
Sit down. Oh, my God.
I"m so embarrassed.

00:55:31.666 --> 00:55:33.668
The Falcons have no business
being in this contest.

00:55:33.835 --> 00:55:36.046
I mean,
it"s gonna be a bloodbath.

00:55:36.212 --> 00:55:37.964
Oh, come on!
Get him! Get him!

00:55:38.131 --> 00:55:39.883
Damn it!

00:55:40.050 --> 00:55:41.885
Atlanta with the first
touchdown of the game. Nice!

00:55:41.926 --> 00:55:43.803
Bryant, the extra point.

00:55:43.970 --> 00:55:45.347
7-nothing to Atlanta.

00:55:46.765 --> 00:55:47.932
Hey!

00:55:48.099 --> 00:55:49.100
Let"s go.

00:55:49.184 --> 00:55:51.436
Out of the seats. Now.

00:55:53.063 --> 00:55:54.397
Come on.

00:55:54.564 --> 00:55:56.483
Let"s go, Golden Girls.
Let"s do this.

00:55:56.691 --> 00:55:59.194
Now, I don"t know how you ladies
got into this stadium,

00:55:59.361 --> 00:56:01.029
but I know
how you"re getting out.

00:56:01.196 --> 00:56:02.197
Chip.

00:56:02.280 --> 00:56:03.281
Oh, God.

00:56:03.365 --> 00:56:04.407
Trish?

00:56:05.200 --> 00:56:06.201
Dan.

00:56:06.284 --> 00:56:07.952
I saw you on the Jumbotron.

00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:09.537
You weren"t answering my texts.

00:56:10.830 --> 00:56:13.124
I was... I was very preoccupied.

00:56:13.291 --> 00:56:14.459
Dan O"Callahan?

00:56:15.627 --> 00:56:15.877
When you caught that 90-yard
touchdown pass against the Oilers!

00:56:15.877 --> 00:56:16.503
When you caught that 90-yard
touchdown pass against the Oilers!

00:56:16.503 --> 00:56:16.669
When you caught that 90-yard
touchdown pass against the Oilers!

00:56:16.669 --> 00:56:19.047
When you caught that 90-yard
touchdown pass against the Oilers!

00:56:19.589 --> 00:56:20.840
Poetry.

00:56:21.007 --> 00:56:23.551
I mean, devastating for me
as an Oilers fan

00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:25.428
- but poetry.
- Thank you.

00:56:25.595 --> 00:56:27.806
- Dan, he"s kicking us out.
- What?

00:56:27.972 --> 00:56:29.641
Well, yeah.
They don"t have tickets.

00:56:29.849 --> 00:56:31.559
Well, they"re in the box
with me.

00:56:32.977 --> 00:56:34.104
See you, Chip.

00:56:38.191 --> 00:56:39.234
Ready?

00:56:46.991 --> 00:56:48.076
This is heaven.

00:56:48.243 --> 00:56:50.495
I know.
It"s called a skybox.

00:56:50.703 --> 00:56:52.831
I"m sorry I was angry with you

00:56:52.997 --> 00:56:56.334
for hooking up with him
in that broom closet.

00:56:56.501 --> 00:56:57.877
I"m glad you did.

00:56:58.044 --> 00:56:59.045
We were just kissing.

00:56:59.212 --> 00:57:01.256
Come on.
Let"s see the view.

00:57:02.465 --> 00:57:04.342
Maybe this is heaven.

00:57:04.509 --> 00:57:06.094
Oh, look at this.

00:57:06.261 --> 00:57:08.304
You get such a great sense
of the whole field from up here.

00:57:08.304 --> 00:57:10.473
You can see everything.

00:57:10.682 --> 00:57:11.808
Exactly. Hey.

00:57:11.975 --> 00:57:14.185
You see that box
right across the way?

00:57:14.352 --> 00:57:16.688
That"s the coordinator"s booth.
That"s where they call the plays.

00:57:16.729 --> 00:57:19.607
Wait, you mean those guys are
talking directly to Tom Brady?

00:57:19.816 --> 00:57:21.818
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, what a dream.

00:57:21.985 --> 00:57:23.278
Hey, grab a seat.

00:57:23.445 --> 00:57:25.530
Let me know - if you need anything.
- Yeah.

00:57:28.867 --> 00:57:31.411
Dan, I"m sorry
I didn"t call you back.

00:57:31.578 --> 00:57:33.121
It"s just...

00:57:33.288 --> 00:57:37.041
Sometimes I have a tendency
to go too quickly, you know?

00:57:37.208 --> 00:57:38.918
That"s okay. I get it.

00:57:40.128 --> 00:57:41.629
There"s no pressure.

00:57:41.838 --> 00:57:44.632
Let"s spend some time together,
see what happens.

00:57:50.638 --> 00:57:52.724
Hey, Mickey. Hey.

00:57:52.891 --> 00:57:54.642
Um, listen.

00:57:54.851 --> 00:57:56.978
Some people around here,
they"ve been asking about you.

00:57:57.103 --> 00:58:00.190
Some are under the impression that
you"ve been kidnapped, you know,

00:58:00.356 --> 00:58:02.775
so they questioned me
for about three hours.

00:58:02.942 --> 00:58:05.111
Of course, I"m no snitch,
you know that.

00:58:05.278 --> 00:58:06.863
Thank you.
That"s really nice,

00:58:07.030 --> 00:58:09.199
but I don"t want
anybody to worry.

00:58:09.365 --> 00:58:11.117
You can be a snitch.
Go ahead.

00:58:11.284 --> 00:58:12.911
Okay.

00:58:13.077 --> 00:58:14.871
So, when are you coming back?

00:58:15.038 --> 00:58:16.331
Some of the residents
around here,

00:58:16.456 --> 00:58:19.876
they"ve been, uh,
been eyeing your room.

00:58:20.043 --> 00:58:22.086
You know, I"ve been
trying to keep them away,

00:58:22.253 --> 00:58:24.047
but they"re like vultures,
you know?

00:58:25.507 --> 00:58:26.799
You know what, Mickey?

00:58:28.218 --> 00:58:29.469
Tell them they can have it.

00:58:30.678 --> 00:58:32.388
Does that mean you"re leaving?

00:58:32.555 --> 00:58:34.265
I"m moving back to my house,

00:58:34.432 --> 00:58:36.809
but you can come over
whenever you want.

00:58:40.939 --> 00:58:42.023
Yeah. Sure.

00:58:42.190 --> 00:58:43.316
Go Pats, huh?

00:58:43.483 --> 00:58:44.984
Go Pats!

00:58:45.151 --> 00:58:48.613
Second quarter,
still 0-7, Falcons leading.

00:58:48.821 --> 00:58:50.073
And...

00:58:50.240 --> 00:58:51.616
that"s not gonna do it.

00:58:53.493 --> 00:58:56.579
Hey, what do you think
a box like this costs?

00:58:56.788 --> 00:58:58.581
245,000.

00:58:58.790 --> 00:58:59.999
No.

00:59:00.166 --> 00:59:01.668
- You wanna bet?
- Yeah.

00:59:01.876 --> 00:59:04.128
What kind of buffoon
would spend all that money?

00:59:05.380 --> 00:59:06.381
Me.

00:59:07.882 --> 00:59:08.883
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

00:59:09.050 --> 00:59:10.927
Well, thank you for having me.

00:59:11.094 --> 00:59:13.638
Well, I don"t know who you are,
but I"m glad you could make it.

00:59:14.514 --> 00:59:15.557
You"re welcome.

00:59:16.933 --> 00:59:18.476
Ryan drops back,
protection holds up.

00:59:18.643 --> 00:59:19.811
He lets it fly.

00:59:19.978 --> 00:59:22.689
End zone,
touchdown, Austin Hooper.

00:59:22.897 --> 00:59:25.316
Falcons,
now a two-touchdown lead.

00:59:25.900 --> 00:59:26.901
You stink!

00:59:26.985 --> 00:59:28.486
Yeah, you tell "em.

00:59:28.653 --> 00:59:30.822
- Hooper touchdown.
- Who the hell is this guy? Come on.

00:59:33.449 --> 00:59:34.826
Brady looks, throws.

00:59:34.993 --> 00:59:36.578
And it"s picked! Oh!

00:59:36.744 --> 00:59:38.913
Intercepted by Robert Alford.

00:59:40.623 --> 00:59:44.711
It"s officially an 82-yard
pick-six for Rocky Alford.

00:59:44.919 --> 00:59:45.920
Touchdown.

00:59:47.130 --> 00:59:49.173
Oh, Tom, come on.

00:59:49.340 --> 00:59:51.426
It"s only halftime. 21 to 3.

00:59:51.593 --> 00:59:53.886
Somebody better be saying
something really inspiring

00:59:54.053 --> 00:59:55.763
in that locker room - right now.
- I hope so.

00:59:58.850 --> 01:00:01.436
And we are underway
here in the third quarter.

01:00:01.603 --> 01:00:03.354
It just takes one play. Sure.

01:00:03.521 --> 01:00:05.398
It just takes one play.

01:00:05.565 --> 01:00:07.525
One play and then you
got momentum and then...

01:00:09.736 --> 01:00:11.112
To Coleman.

01:00:11.279 --> 01:00:13.031
End zone touchdown.

01:00:13.197 --> 01:00:16.367
28-3. This one
has been all Atlanta.

01:00:18.494 --> 01:00:20.246
- Wow.
- That ***.

01:00:24.250 --> 01:00:27.086
28-3. What"s happening?

01:00:27.253 --> 01:00:30.048
Well, it"s just
the third quarter.

01:00:30.214 --> 01:00:31.924
They could still come back.

01:00:32.091 --> 01:00:34.385
Well, I"m sorry
for your loss, ladies.

01:00:34.552 --> 01:00:36.054
Well, thank you,

01:00:36.220 --> 01:00:37.805
but we have not lost yet.

01:00:38.014 --> 01:00:39.015
No.

01:00:40.058 --> 01:00:43.102
Do you know what the Patriots"
chances of pulling this one out are?

01:00:43.811 --> 01:00:45.396
- One percent?
- Close.

01:00:45.563 --> 01:00:48.232
They have
a .7% chance of winning.

01:00:48.399 --> 01:00:50.985
I still think
they can pull it out.

01:00:51.152 --> 01:00:53.655
Oh, hon, I wouldn"t bet on it.

01:00:59.160 --> 01:01:01.162
Ladies and gentlemen,
as a reminder,

01:01:01.329 --> 01:01:04.040
we will have the official
Lombardi Trophy presentation

01:01:04.207 --> 01:01:06.501
at the conclusion of this game.

01:01:06.668 --> 01:01:09.796
Pardon my language,
but screw this.

01:01:10.004 --> 01:01:11.255
Are you leaving?

01:01:11.422 --> 01:01:13.257
I"m gonna do something about it.

01:01:13.424 --> 01:01:14.842
You can stay here
if you want to,

01:01:15.051 --> 01:01:17.637
but this is not
how my Super Bowl ends.

01:01:19.597 --> 01:01:21.516
- Hey, hang on to this.
- We got a deal.

01:01:23.142 --> 01:01:24.477
- What"s up?
- Let"s go. Let"s go.

01:01:24.644 --> 01:01:25.728
- What?
- Let"s go. Come on.

01:01:25.770 --> 01:01:26.771
Lou?

01:01:34.362 --> 01:01:36.656
Five minutes to go
in the third quarter,

01:01:36.823 --> 01:01:42.120
and we are down by...
- a lot.

01:01:42.161 --> 01:01:43.663
It"s a lot.
- Yeah.

01:01:43.663 --> 01:01:46.582
It is not looking good,
- Pats Nation. - No.

01:01:50.545 --> 01:01:52.714
We gotta find a way to get
the ball in the end zone.

01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:55.007
We got no choice but to stay
in our two-minute offense

01:01:55.133 --> 01:01:57.135
for the rest of the game.
We got no time left.

01:01:57.885 --> 01:01:58.886
Hey!

01:02:01.472 --> 01:02:03.558
Let"s go cover two.
Cover two. Yeah. Yeah.

01:02:03.725 --> 01:02:05.309
Yeah. Double on Julio.
Watch the scene.

01:02:05.476 --> 01:02:06.811
Over Matt too.

01:02:07.019 --> 01:02:09.063
- Let"s go. Cover two.
- No, no. Go to cover one.

01:02:09.230 --> 01:02:10.648
- Go to cover one.
- What are you doing?

01:02:10.648 --> 01:02:12.066
- You can"t be in here.
- Listen to me now.

01:02:12.108 --> 01:02:13.651
It frees McCourty
to play the run,

01:02:13.818 --> 01:02:15.987
get some sort of
creative blitz going here.

01:02:16.154 --> 01:02:18.364
You"ve got great linebackers.
Use "em, for God"s sakes.

01:02:18.531 --> 01:02:19.824
Why are we in cover one?

01:02:20.032 --> 01:02:22.160
What? No. Cover two. What?

01:02:26.998 --> 01:02:28.624
Yes! Let"s go!

01:02:28.791 --> 01:02:31.419
- Tom?
- Hey, you can"t touch that. What...

01:02:31.586 --> 01:02:33.796
You wanna get to her,
you gotta go through me.

01:02:34.630 --> 01:02:35.882
Leave them. They can stay.

01:02:36.090 --> 01:02:37.133
- What else you got?
- Okay.

01:02:37.216 --> 01:02:39.302
Tom? Tom, can you hear me?

01:02:39.469 --> 01:02:41.262
Can you hear me, Tom?

01:02:42.180 --> 01:02:43.347
Up here.

01:02:43.514 --> 01:02:46.017
Tom, can you hear me?

01:02:46.809 --> 01:02:48.311
Can you hear me, Tom?

01:02:48.478 --> 01:02:49.645
Up here. Up here.

01:02:50.271 --> 01:02:51.272
Up here.

01:02:52.231 --> 01:02:54.901
I"m Louella.
I"m your biggest fan.

01:02:56.819 --> 01:02:59.238
I don"t know if this is
the right time to talk.

01:02:59.405 --> 01:03:04.160
Sixteen years ago,
I was in the middle of chemo,

01:03:04.327 --> 01:03:07.371
feeling like I was done,
like I had nothing more in me.

01:03:07.538 --> 01:03:09.373
And then you came on the TV,

01:03:09.540 --> 01:03:12.543
fearless, determined,
a skinny little rookie.

01:03:12.710 --> 01:03:14.837
Watching you play that season

01:03:15.046 --> 01:03:17.423
gave me something extra
to look forward to.

01:03:17.590 --> 01:03:20.051
Each week,
I found strength in that,

01:03:20.218 --> 01:03:22.261
and that strength got me
through my treatments.

01:03:22.428 --> 01:03:25.056
But that was 16 years ago,

01:03:25.223 --> 01:03:26.766
and I"ve enjoyed
every moment since.

01:03:26.933 --> 01:03:29.811
And I"m sure you enjoyed
winning all those Super Bowls.

01:03:31.312 --> 01:03:33.940
But that was the past,
and we can"t live in the past.

01:03:34.148 --> 01:03:37.443
No matter how good
or how bad it was.

01:03:37.610 --> 01:03:40.947
Right now
we have this one moment,

01:03:41.155 --> 01:03:43.533
and you"re down
in this game, a lot.

01:03:43.699 --> 01:03:45.743
But you"re Tom Brady.

01:03:45.910 --> 01:03:47.620
You have to come back.

01:03:47.787 --> 01:03:49.163
That"s what you do best.

01:03:49.330 --> 01:03:51.374
And I love you
because you are the best.

01:03:51.541 --> 01:03:54.627
And anyone who doesn"t
love you respects you

01:03:54.794 --> 01:03:57.004
because you fight
and you never give up.

01:04:00.633 --> 01:04:02.343
So I"m not giving up either.

01:04:05.555 --> 01:04:07.390
I don"t know
what"s ahead for me,

01:04:08.683 --> 01:04:10.476
but if you fight, I"ll fight.

01:04:17.775 --> 01:04:19.527
Now go out there and win.

01:04:21.737 --> 01:04:23.239
Let"s go!

01:04:27.201 --> 01:04:28.578
Let"s *** go!

01:04:31.372 --> 01:04:33.040
- How was that?
- That was...

01:04:33.249 --> 01:04:35.042
Beautiful.

01:04:35.251 --> 01:04:36.669
All yours.

01:04:36.836 --> 01:04:38.421
Let"s go, offense.
Offense is up. Let"s go.

01:04:38.462 --> 01:04:40.339
Come on.
We got a Super Bowl to win.

01:04:55.980 --> 01:04:58.441
Hey! Hey, there"s nine minutes
left and they"ve got momentum.

01:04:58.608 --> 01:05:01.777
If they pull this off, it"ll be the
greatest comeback in NFL history.

01:05:01.944 --> 01:05:02.945
Oh, my God.

01:05:05.865 --> 01:05:07.241
Actually, in "93,

01:05:07.408 --> 01:05:09.452
the Bills came back
from a much larger deficit,

01:05:09.619 --> 01:05:11.162
but who"s talking statistics?

01:05:11.329 --> 01:05:13.080
Betty, what are you doing?
Come on.

01:05:15.917 --> 01:05:18.252
All right. That just
puts us two touchdowns

01:05:18.419 --> 01:05:21.839
and two two-point - conversions away.
- And two... Yeah.

01:05:22.006 --> 01:05:24.800
Yeah, exactly.
Two touchdowns and two... So that"s doable.

01:05:24.967 --> 01:05:26.218
That"s all they gotta do.

01:05:26.385 --> 01:05:27.970
- That"s all they gotta do.
- Oh, my God.

01:05:28.095 --> 01:05:29.847
We gotta play harder.

01:05:30.014 --> 01:05:32.183
Gotta play tougher.
Harder, tougher everything.

01:05:34.185 --> 01:05:36.729
Ryan gets hit,
and that"s a fumble.

01:05:36.896 --> 01:05:38.481
New England recovers.

01:05:38.648 --> 01:05:40.483
Something has really
gotten into the Patriots.

01:05:40.650 --> 01:05:42.109
We got the ball back.

01:05:43.027 --> 01:05:45.196
This is too stressful.
Oh, God.

01:05:46.906 --> 01:05:47.949
Brady...

01:05:49.241 --> 01:05:51.869
connects with Amendola.
Touchdown Patriots.

01:05:52.495 --> 01:05:53.746
28-18.

01:05:57.500 --> 01:05:59.418
- Amendola.
- Oh, my God. That was nice.

01:05:59.585 --> 01:06:02.129
He"s got a skull
like a baby bird"s,

01:06:02.338 --> 01:06:04.840
but his hands are like Midas.

01:06:05.007 --> 01:06:06.634
Brady throws up two.

01:06:06.801 --> 01:06:08.761
Two-point conversion,
here we go.

01:06:08.928 --> 01:06:11.514
It"s a direct snap to James right through.
Right through.

01:06:11.681 --> 01:06:13.474
- He"s in there!
- Oh, he"s got it.

01:06:13.641 --> 01:06:15.434
Oh, my God.
Give Tom an Oscar for that.

01:06:15.601 --> 01:06:17.853
I thought that was it.
Oh, my God.

01:06:19.397 --> 01:06:20.940
20-28.

01:06:21.107 --> 01:06:22.984
Someone must have said
something inspiring to Brady,

01:06:22.984 --> 01:06:24.610
"cause he is on fire.

01:06:24.777 --> 01:06:26.404
It"s a one-score game.

01:06:28.656 --> 01:06:30.032
Matt up in the pocket.

01:06:30.241 --> 01:06:32.326
Now gonna cut it loose,
looking for Julio.

01:06:32.493 --> 01:06:33.703
What a catch!

01:06:33.869 --> 01:06:36.080
He made a catch! Unbelievable!

01:06:39.417 --> 01:06:42.044
Oh,
they just sacked Matty Ice. Oh, my God.

01:06:42.253 --> 01:06:45.006
Oh, my God.
He can"t kick it from there.

01:06:45.172 --> 01:06:46.257
Attaboy, Flowers. Come on.

01:06:46.424 --> 01:06:47.717
Two and a half minutes left.

01:06:47.883 --> 01:06:49.719
We gotta get
down the field here, kid.

01:06:54.473 --> 01:06:55.975
Oh, God. Oh, God.

01:06:57.810 --> 01:07:00.271
I caught it. It"s crazy.
I swear to God.

01:07:00.438 --> 01:07:01.647
- No way. Look at that.
- Watch.

01:07:01.814 --> 01:07:03.274
- Look there.
- Yo.

01:07:03.441 --> 01:07:04.859
Edelman comes down
with the football.

01:07:04.984 --> 01:07:06.152
They "re saying it"s a catch.

01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:08.154
It "s a catch! It"s a catch!

01:07:08.362 --> 01:07:10.031
It"s a catch! That is
the greatest catch...

01:07:10.197 --> 01:07:12.283
Oh, my freaking Lord... in NFL history.

01:07:12.450 --> 01:07:13.993
Off his leg.

01:07:14.160 --> 01:07:16.120
After review, the ruling
on the field is confirmed.

01:07:18.748 --> 01:07:19.790
That"s crazy.

01:07:21.751 --> 01:07:23.210
Passes it off to James White,

01:07:23.377 --> 01:07:25.379
who runs it into the end zone.

01:07:25.546 --> 01:07:27.923
- And he"s in there.
- He"s in there. Oh, my God!

01:07:28.090 --> 01:07:30.092
We"re within two!
Two points away.

01:07:30.301 --> 01:07:32.178
Oh, my God, James White.
You beauty.

01:07:34.013 --> 01:07:36.348
We need a two-point conversion.
We only have a minute left.

01:07:36.515 --> 01:07:38.601
Miracles happen.
They happen every day.

01:07:40.311 --> 01:07:42.897
Quick screen to Amendola
and he"s in.

01:07:43.981 --> 01:07:46.067
- It "s tied! It"s tied!
- He tied it! He tied it!

01:07:46.233 --> 01:07:48.569
The ball crossed the line.
He is in.

01:07:54.241 --> 01:07:55.326
Way to go.

01:07:55.493 --> 01:07:56.494
Let"s go!

01:07:56.619 --> 01:07:59.705
Tom Brady!

01:08:01.665 --> 01:08:03.876
Oh, my God.
Overtime for the first time

01:08:04.043 --> 01:08:06.378
- in Super Bowl history.
- Oh, my God.

01:08:06.587 --> 01:08:09.882
- Holy sh... Oh, my God.
- We are going to overtime.

01:08:10.049 --> 01:08:12.426
Hey, would somebody get him
his blood pressure cuff?

01:08:12.635 --> 01:08:14.095
Oh, my God.

01:08:14.261 --> 01:08:16.722
It "s not over. It"s not over.
Stay focused.

01:08:16.889 --> 01:08:18.849
Gentlemen, we"re about to
begin an overtime period

01:08:19.016 --> 01:08:21.102
that will continue
until a winner is determined.

01:08:21.268 --> 01:08:22.728
It is sudden death,

01:08:22.895 --> 01:08:24.980
unless the first team
to possess kicks a field goal,

01:08:25.147 --> 01:08:27.274
in which case the other team
will have an opportunity.

01:08:27.441 --> 01:08:30.236
This is heads.
This is tails.

01:08:30.402 --> 01:08:31.695
New England gets to
call the toss.

01:08:31.737 --> 01:08:33.405
- Heads.
- They have called heads.

01:08:36.033 --> 01:08:38.160
- It is heads.
- We"ll take the ball.

01:08:38.327 --> 01:08:39.912
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:42.498
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay. Hear me.

01:08:42.706 --> 01:08:44.333
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.

01:08:45.793 --> 01:08:48.462
Let"s go score - and win this thing, baby.
- Yeah. Here we go.

01:08:59.265 --> 01:09:00.558
Amendola with the catch.

01:09:11.318 --> 01:09:12.778
Tom Brady to Hogan.

01:09:12.945 --> 01:09:14.738
For 16 yards. Let"s go, Hoge!

01:09:15.865 --> 01:09:18.284
Oh! Oh!
A few more for good measure.

01:09:18.450 --> 01:09:21.245
I think I"m gonna throw up, and this
is the best experience of my life.

01:09:26.876 --> 01:09:28.752
Pass to Edelman.
Fifteen yards. Here we go.

01:09:28.919 --> 01:09:30.671
Nice. This is it,
piece by piece.

01:09:30.838 --> 01:09:31.839
We"re marching.

01:09:34.300 --> 01:09:35.759
Here"s Bennett.

01:09:38.179 --> 01:09:39.889
Couldn"t hold onto it.

01:09:45.394 --> 01:09:47.438
Come on, Tom. You"ve got this.

01:09:51.859 --> 01:09:53.319
Green 19!

01:10:10.794 --> 01:10:12.755
He"s in!

01:10:12.922 --> 01:10:15.466
Patriots win the Super Bowl.

01:10:23.182 --> 01:10:26.727
The Pats win the Super Bowl.

01:10:26.894 --> 01:10:28.437
I cannot be... Come here.

01:10:31.440 --> 01:10:32.816
- Oh, my God.
- I love you, kid.

01:10:32.983 --> 01:10:34.151
They did it!

01:10:35.402 --> 01:10:36.403
You did it.

01:10:36.487 --> 01:10:38.155
No, we did it.

01:10:38.322 --> 01:10:40.950
We did it. We did it.

01:11:21.991 --> 01:11:24.118
Oh, it was worth every penny.

01:11:26.745 --> 01:11:30.249
Lou, how much
did you spend on this?

01:11:30.416 --> 01:11:31.875
Mmm. A lot.

01:11:33.419 --> 01:11:34.920
I might be able
to help with that.

01:11:35.087 --> 01:11:36.588
What do you mean?

01:11:36.755 --> 01:11:38.966
In the third quarter,
I made a bet with that rich guy

01:11:39.133 --> 01:11:41.218
that the Pats would
come back and win.

01:11:41.885 --> 01:11:43.178
How much did you win?

01:11:43.345 --> 01:11:45.055
A lot.

01:11:45.222 --> 01:11:48.517
But he didn"t have enough
cash on him, so the poor guy...

01:11:49.101 --> 01:11:50.311
I just had to, uh...

01:11:51.270 --> 01:11:52.271
take this.

01:11:53.188 --> 01:11:55.566
Oh, my God.

01:11:55.733 --> 01:11:58.527
So you"re the women that
broke into the coaches" booth.

01:11:58.694 --> 01:12:00.070
I did. I"m the one.

01:12:00.237 --> 01:12:01.780
I should"ve known.

01:12:01.947 --> 01:12:03.991
Come with me.
All of you.

01:12:04.158 --> 01:12:06.660
- No, no. Don"t take them.
- You"re not going alone.

01:12:07.786 --> 01:12:09.330
You sure walk slow.

01:12:09.538 --> 01:12:11.790
Yeah. Walking with authority.

01:12:12.916 --> 01:12:15.377
I"m sorry. I know
we shouldn"t have done it.

01:12:15.586 --> 01:12:17.087
But someone had to do something.

01:12:17.254 --> 01:12:19.423
They were gonna lose.

01:12:19.631 --> 01:12:21.967
I can"t believe - we"re doing this.
- What"s gonna happen to us?

01:12:22.009 --> 01:12:25.012
Oh, God. I haven"t been to jail
since "67.

01:12:25.179 --> 01:12:26.180
Hey!

01:12:40.152 --> 01:12:41.195
Oh, my God.

01:12:41.737 --> 01:12:43.030
Oh, my God.

01:12:43.197 --> 01:12:45.991
Oh, my God.
You"re Danny Amendola.

01:12:46.158 --> 01:12:47.242
- Yeah.
- Danny Amendola,

01:12:47.409 --> 01:12:49.912
you have the highest catch
percentage of anyone out there.

01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:51.830
You are reliable.

01:12:51.997 --> 01:12:54.166
Oh, that"s the nicest thing
anybody"s ever said to me.

01:12:54.333 --> 01:12:56.710
What do you mean? I"m sure they
say that to you all the time.

01:12:56.752 --> 01:12:59.004
- Is this yours?
- Oh, yeah. I"m sorry. It"s sweaty.

01:12:59.171 --> 01:13:01.465
Oh, yes, it"s very sweaty.
And does your head actually...

01:13:01.673 --> 01:13:03.258
I wanna shave you.

01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:05.803
Yeah.

01:13:19.817 --> 01:13:21.902
- Gronk.
- Hi.

01:13:22.069 --> 01:13:23.445
Have you...
Have you read this book?

01:13:23.445 --> 01:13:25.864
I take it everywhere I go.

01:13:26.031 --> 01:13:27.825
You"re so big.

01:13:28.826 --> 01:13:29.868
Thank you.

01:13:31.161 --> 01:13:32.162
Louella?

01:13:33.330 --> 01:13:34.373
Tom.

01:13:35.541 --> 01:13:37.751
I wanna thank you
for what you did out there.

01:13:38.919 --> 01:13:39.920
Thank you so much.

01:13:40.003 --> 01:13:41.880
I should say the same to you.

01:13:43.799 --> 01:13:45.426
Oh, what a day.

01:13:46.677 --> 01:13:48.846
- Can you believe it?
- No.

01:13:58.480 --> 01:14:00.065
Thanks for saying all that.

01:14:03.944 --> 01:14:05.070
I don"t know how you did it,

01:14:05.195 --> 01:14:08.365
but your words
meant the world to me.

01:14:09.908 --> 01:14:11.201
We were down.

01:14:12.453 --> 01:14:14.371
You knew just what I needed.

01:14:16.290 --> 01:14:18.250
You know,
I play a game that I love,

01:14:19.168 --> 01:14:20.377
this game of football,

01:14:20.544 --> 01:14:22.796
and it"s taught me so much.

01:14:22.963 --> 01:14:27.593
And people say all the time,
"You inspire me," and...

01:14:29.595 --> 01:14:31.013
it"s just a game.

01:14:32.389 --> 01:14:35.017
What you"ve been through,
how tough you are,

01:14:35.893 --> 01:14:37.436
you inspire me.

01:14:37.603 --> 01:14:40.063
And your courage inspires me,

01:14:40.230 --> 01:14:41.273
so thank you.

01:14:45.486 --> 01:14:46.528
You"re welcome.

01:14:48.530 --> 01:14:50.157
And I love that jersey.

01:14:52.034 --> 01:14:53.076
Wow.

01:14:53.827 --> 01:14:55.287
Could we do a jersey swap?

01:14:56.580 --> 01:14:58.999
- This jersey for your jersey?
- Yeah.

01:14:59.166 --> 01:15:02.794
And it"s all sweaty - and everything?
- It"s got a lot of sweat on it.

01:15:02.961 --> 01:15:05.130
- All right. I can do it.
- Yes.

01:15:05.297 --> 01:15:08.008
That one is... I"ve never had
anything with the sequins like that.

01:15:09.218 --> 01:15:11.178
Where is my jersey?

01:15:11.345 --> 01:15:12.596
It was just right here.

01:15:13.805 --> 01:15:16.308
Well, you know,
you can send it to me.

01:15:16.934 --> 01:15:17.935
I will.

01:15:24.691 --> 01:15:26.860
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
will start this season

01:15:27.027 --> 01:15:28.862
with a new quarterback
at the helm.

01:15:29.029 --> 01:15:32.115
Forty-three-year-old Tom Brady
will try to turn around a franchise

01:15:32.282 --> 01:15:35.452
that hasn"t even been
to the post-season since 2007.

01:15:35.661 --> 01:15:37.204
At this point,

01:15:37.371 --> 01:15:38.956
I"ve learned to never doubt
what Brady is capable of,

01:15:38.997 --> 01:15:40.707
but you have to imagine...
Game"s about to start.

01:15:40.749 --> 01:15:41.833
Hey, guys.

01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:43.460
Come on.
The game is about to start.

01:15:43.669 --> 01:15:44.920
- Okay.
- How"s the guacamole?

01:15:45.087 --> 01:15:46.296
- It"s done.
- Let"s see.

01:15:46.463 --> 01:15:48.131
- No. More onion.
- Come on.

01:15:48.298 --> 01:15:50.551
- More onion? Of course.
- I think you"re doing just fine.

01:15:50.551 --> 01:15:52.761
Well, she"s a woman
who knows what she wants.

01:15:52.928 --> 01:15:55.264
Let"s go. - It"s about to begin.
- We"re coming. We"re coming.

01:15:55.264 --> 01:15:56.557
Hurry.

01:15:56.765 --> 01:15:58.809
Before anyone else does,
I wanna make a toast.

01:15:59.977 --> 01:16:01.520
To a new season,

01:16:01.728 --> 01:16:03.522
a new team,

01:16:03.730 --> 01:16:05.899
and to the woman
who brought us all together.

01:16:06.942 --> 01:16:08.569
Wait a minute,
where the heck is she?

01:16:09.653 --> 01:16:10.612
Mom, come on!

01:16:10.696 --> 01:16:12.322
We"re all ready!

01:16:12.489 --> 01:16:15.367
I was in the garage,
getting chips.

01:16:15.534 --> 01:16:19.746
- To our healthy quarterback.
- Oh.

01:16:19.913 --> 01:16:21.748
All set here at Tampa Bay.
Kickoff. Hurry up.

01:16:21.915 --> 01:16:25.377
There"s the whistle. This is the
kickoff, and we are underway.

01:16:47.524 --> 01:16:49.276
So when are you gonna retire?

01:16:49.443 --> 01:16:51.862
I don"t like to use the word
"retire." It sounds so final.

01:16:53.155 --> 01:16:56.908
I don"t "retire."
I just change careers.

01:16:57.075 --> 01:16:58.535
Often.

01:16:58.744 --> 01:17:00.579
Technically, I took a
sabbatical many years ago,

01:17:00.746 --> 01:17:02.581
and I just never returned
to work.

01:17:02.789 --> 01:17:06.918
I wasn"t asking you girls.
I was asking him.

01:17:07.085 --> 01:17:09.838
You know, I"ve thought a lot
about retirement.

01:17:10.005 --> 01:17:14.092
But it"d be a shame to retire if
you feel like you still got it.

01:17:14.259 --> 01:17:15.552
Join the club.

01:17:15.761 --> 01:17:17.346
- Yeah. I"ll drink to that.
- Hear! Hear!

01:17:17.346 --> 01:17:19.014
- Me too.
- Look at this spot.

01:17:19.890 --> 01:17:21.933
- Cheers.
- Tampa. Who knew?