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Yeah.
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Who are you?
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What are you doing in my room?
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Where's Michael?
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You missed!
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Come on!
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This old *.
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Shit.
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Works every time.
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With your old *.
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When was the last time
you been to the dentist, huh?
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Money.
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Do you know what the definition
of insanity is, Sasha?
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Doing the same thing over and over
and expecting a different result.
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You cling to the old ways
like a tick on a dog's *.
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And look at where that's gotten us.
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You've made your point.
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I accept your terms.
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I think we're a little
beyond that now, don't you?
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I made a mistake.
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You want this? You have it.
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There you go again, lacking imagination.
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"You, our, yours."
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These are words of division, darling.
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And divided, we are vulnerable.
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But together?
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The sky is the limit.
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And why rent when you can own?
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No. No, no, no. No, no, no!
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No!
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We've got big plans
for the Valley, cabrأ³n.
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Maybe we can dig you up in 100 years
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and show you
what we've done with the place.
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No, no. Please!
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No. No!
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everything, the package isn't here.
Bud, I need your rent.
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So I'll look again...
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Oh shit!
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I'm calling because your husband
is late again picking up Paige.
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Do you have an ETA
of when we should expect him?
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All right, but this is
the third time this week thatآ he's late.
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I shouldn't have to remind you that...
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Just a sec. He's pulling up.
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Paige!
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- Hey, Daddy!
- Come on, baby!
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Well, what up?
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- Who's your favorite daddy?
- You.
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I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?
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- You're late, you know?
- What?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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You know why I'm late? 'Cause this job.
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- Work is dumb.
- Oh, well, yes, it is.
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And what do you have in your hand? Oh...
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- A little something.
- Shaboom! I love that.
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How about this? Hmm?
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- All right.
- Can we go to Yogurtworld?
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Yogurtworld. Oh, Pickle, I don't know.
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Your mom is already upset
because we're late.
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Whose fault is that?
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Harsh.
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But true. Roll the dice.
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And we gonna roll out. Here we go.
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Hands in the air!
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We taking off.
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Yogurtworld, we're on the way.
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Yogurtworld!
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I'm gonna get strawberry.
There it is.
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Daddy's getting... strawberry.
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Boom! Got it.
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- Boom!
- Yeah. Boom.
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Got it.
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Got it.
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You got it.
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You're so weird.
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If you only knew. All right, come on.
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Excuse me, do you guys have
any Black History Month discounts?
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Home sweet home.
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Home sweet...
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- We home!
- We home!
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You're late.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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We went to Yogurtworld.
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Oh! Did you?
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Snitches get stitches.
We were gonna keep that between us.
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Sorry.
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It's all good. Gimme five on your way up.
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- Whoo!
- Nothing can stop you. All the way up.
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Making a ten-year-old
a part of your lies now. Charming.
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She told me that she liked
hanging out with her old man. I was like...
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Oh, she wanted to hang out with you.
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See, that's something she coulda done
if you'd taken her to school like I asked.
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Well, I told you I had to go, and...
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That pool cleaning appointment
this morning?
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- Exactly.
- Right.
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Whose house was it?
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It was Mrs... uh... Mrs. Jones' house.
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Where's she live?
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She, uh...
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With Mr. Jones. That's exactly...
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- Right over there on Mr. Jones Way.
- Oh my God. Bud.
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We'd get much further
if you'd be straight with me.
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- I am being straight.
- You're not.
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I am being straight, but the question is,
what is that sponge doing on the ground?
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And this? What is all this?
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I am fixing the broken tile.
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Mm-hmm. I see that. And why?
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Uh, what does it matter?
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- You don't live here anymore.
- Wow, that's what we doing?
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What I was gonna tell you
is that this tile goes...
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A door with five locks doesn't exactly
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send the right impression
to potential buyers.
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Buyers? Buyers?
What are you talking about, Joss?
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I didn't want to tell you this way, but...
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I'm thinking about selling the house
and taking my mom up on her offer.
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You and your momma.
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Florida?
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What are you talking about?
You can't move to Florida.
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All her friends are here.
I'm here. Her world is here.
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She needs stability.
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She has stability.
She got you. She got me.
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She gotآ Yogurtworld.
Ain't no Yogurtworld in Florida!
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Yeah, and she also has a school
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that she's not gonna be able toآ go to
unless we pay tuition by Monday.
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Then let's pay the tu... Mon...
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Monday? Monday, like in seven days?
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Yeah, which you would know
if you had checked your voice mails.
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Is that the stability you talk about?
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- How much is it?
- Five grand.
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Five thousand dollars for a child?
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Mm-hmm. And she needs braces.
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- What's wrong?
- Her teeth are jacked up.
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She always says she likes her teeth
'cause they look like my teeth.
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That's my point.
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Okay. Well, how much are braces?
What? Five, six hundred dollars?
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- Without insurance, try six grand.
- Six grand?
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But I did find a guy who quoted me $4,800.
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- I know we done been through a whole lot.
- Yeah.
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Just, please, don't take my daughter away.
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Till Monday. Just give me till Monday.
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Ten grand. Tuition, teeth, everything.
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- Uh, Bud.
- What?
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I have one more question.
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Paige said that there's
a * star living in your building?
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How does she even know
what a * star is?
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It's the Valley, Joss.
They live amongst us.
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Fellas. 'Sup, baby?
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Who's thirsty? Hmm?
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Business is booming, I see.
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What's up, Eddie? Oh!
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You always fast.
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Is Troy here?
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All right.
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Troy!
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Decided to take me up on my offer?
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Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime.
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- Here, you thirsty?
- Ooh. Thank you!
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- Get some of that in you.
- Fifteen hundred is good money.
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Like I said, Troy,
Snake Eyes ain't for sale now.
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Everything's for sale.
You just have to be desperate enough.
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- So, what do you got for Troy?
- Desperate, huh?
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That's what I got for Troy.
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Money. All right.
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Right there.
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- Ooh, nice.
- Count that.
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Let's see, uh...
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- Oh, this is a young male.
- Mm-hmm.
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Garden-variety, it's like Eastern...
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Hey, smoker...
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- Nasty habit, don't you think?
- Yeah.
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He would have died from smoking
if he wasn't dead already.
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Count the shit up.
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Let's check this out.
Uh, yeah, you see there?
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- Yeah, solid bloodline.
- Mm-hmm.
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Must've gotten here
through Mexico or something.
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- He fed recently, you see that?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, how much?
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Eight hundred? $800? A piece?
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No, both.
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Troy, what are you talking about?
Look at that again.
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- That's worth at least four grand.
- Down at the Union.
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- Why don't you try the Union?
- Come on.
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I can't go to the Union. You know that.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I... I forgot you can't go to the Union.
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That's why you're coming to me. Huh?
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And I'm offering you 800 for both.
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All right, forget it.
Just check the Elder's.
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Elder?
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That's a different story. That's 20 grand.
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Boom. Perfect. Done.
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Yeah, yeah.
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If she had been an Elder,
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which she's not.
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Check this out.
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A decade early
and a whole lot of dollars short,
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so I can give you like two grand for this.
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- Two thousand, Troy?
- Mm-hmm.
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Two thousand?
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Listen, I don't think you understand.
I need cash today.
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Then go and rob a bank or do something.
I'm a businessman!
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Forget the Elder's.
How about this? Silver.
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Silver? This is...
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- Just gonna put that in your mouth, huh?
- This plated shit? Please, Bud.
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You wanna make a deal or not?
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Shit.
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Snake Eyes, 1,500.
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Ah, twelve.
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You said 1,500 when I walked in here.
It is 1,500.
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Before I knew you were desperate.
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That's everything I have.
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Well, I think you have something else.
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Are those Jordans?
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What size?
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Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?
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Dad, are we moving?
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- Are we what?
- Are we moving?
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No. No. What makes you think that?
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Mom says I might have
to start a new school.
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That's what Mom says, huh?
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Well, you know Mom is a jokester,
and I love her to death, but...
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But we're not going anywhere.
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You're not going anywhere, okay?
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Okay, good. Thanks, Daddy.
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- I love you.
- I love you too!
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I need you, bro.
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We have already agreed
to take delivery of the product
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and to help with placement in Simi Valley.
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You had no authority to take out Sasha.
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I'm going to have to rethink our deal.
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Sasha is the past,
and I am the future.
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We already own the night,
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but my product
will allow us to seize the day.
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So here is your choice.
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You join me, and we take over the Valley,
or you can join him. Comprendes?
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My precious...
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It's just one man.
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I can still smell him.
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Find him.
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Big J, you ain't changed a bit, baby.
I see you. What's happening?
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You know me,
cutting necks and cashing checks.
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Yeah. Thanks for meeting me, man.
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Least I can do for the player that
snatched my * out the sandbox twice.
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How's Seeger?
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Same.
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- Or worse.
- Damn.
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You think he'll listen?
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- Things have changed since you left.
- I ain't never left, Big J.
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Well, since you got
your * kicked out the Union.
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Look here. I'm putting my name and my *
on the line by vouching for you.
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Can you play this shit by the books?
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I got to. I got to get that Union card,
or I'm gonna lose my family.
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Look, I need ten large
in the next five days,
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or Joss is gonna take Paige
down to Florida.
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That's bad.
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The Union is the only place
gonna give me that kind of coin.
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- I got you. Lock and load.
- All right.
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She's done this before, man.
Pump faking, whatever.
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But right now, it seems like it's real.
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Hi, Momoko!
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How are you?
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Momoko.
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Yes?
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Pink penguin puffy pants.
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See you ain't missed a step, Big J.
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JJ Perry to the trade counter.
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- Wow.
- JJ Perry to the trade counter.
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I don't know how I feel about this.
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Things really done changed
around here, huh?
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Yeah, we ain't just 818 no more.
We done went international.
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Look, Paris even blowing up tonight.
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Bet money's good out there.
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Let's go and get this thing over with.
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How's the shirt look?
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Stop being nervous, man.
Pull yourself together.
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Hey, Big John.
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Well, hello, sunshine.
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He's expecting you,
but he's in one of his moods today.
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I took this meeting
out of respect for you, Big John.
00:25:06.875 --> 00:25:09.500
God knows I wouldn't be
sitting here without your support.
00:25:10.625 --> 00:25:13.750
But, uh, I'm certain we all remember
00:25:13.875 --> 00:25:17.916
that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure
as a Union member was...
00:25:19.250 --> 00:25:20.791
chock-full of incidents.
00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:23.875
Let's just take a look.
00:25:25.625 --> 00:25:29.875
Northridge, 2014, violated code 103.
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:33.375
Encino, 2015, fleshed out a nest
00:25:33.500 --> 00:25:37.000
while a child's birthday party
was unfolding next door,
00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:42.500
endangering civilians,
violating codes 921, 833, and 605,
00:25:42.625 --> 00:25:46.625
the worst of which was the failure
to notify law enforcement in due time.
00:25:46.666 --> 00:25:49.916
- That was a good bust. What happened was...
- And to top it all off...
00:25:50.625 --> 00:25:53.500
Canoga Park, 2017,
00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:58.500
violated code 101,
endangering a fellow Union member's life.
00:25:59.625 --> 00:26:02.791
Critical injury sustained.
00:26:02.875 --> 00:26:05.500
He already had g... gout. He had gout.
00:26:05.625 --> 00:26:10.125
Each of these incidents...
meriting a lifelong suspension.
00:26:10.875 --> 00:26:15.666
And yet, time and again,
you were given warnings.
00:26:15.750 --> 00:26:20.291
Why should I extend you
yet another lifeline?
00:26:20.375 --> 00:26:22.916
Ralph, let me be the first to tell you.
00:26:23.541 --> 00:26:26.041
- Bud here, he's a new man.
- Yeah.
00:26:26.125 --> 00:26:27.291
Is that right?
00:26:27.375 --> 00:26:29.666
Yes, sir. Absolutely. I'm a changed man.
00:26:29.750 --> 00:26:32.041
I've cut out, uh...
00:26:32.125 --> 00:26:36.250
pork and cartoons and minimal white women.
00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:39.000
Bud, I'm curious. Uh...
00:26:39.541 --> 00:26:41.166
If you were in my position,
00:26:41.250 --> 00:26:44.500
sitting across
from a man such as yourself,
00:26:45.500 --> 00:26:49.125
would you let you back in?
00:26:49.250 --> 00:26:53.166
If that person
that is in question admits fault
00:26:53.750 --> 00:26:56.000
and be apologetic, which I am, and,
00:26:56.625 --> 00:26:57.750
on top of that, I just...
00:27:00.166 --> 00:27:01.375
Look, Ralph...
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:03.291
Mr. Seeger, I just...
00:27:03.875 --> 00:27:06.750
I really need to get out there.
I need to do good.
00:27:06.791 --> 00:27:08.875
I promise,
if you give me that opportunity,
00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:10.500
I'm not gonna mess it up.
00:27:17.500 --> 00:27:18.875
One last chance.
00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:21.625
Now that we, uh, got that part settled,
00:27:21.750 --> 00:27:26.041
I'm gonna go freshen up my coffee
and let you gentlemen cross those T's.
00:27:27.416 --> 00:27:29.875
That's a great guy. Great guy.
00:27:30.875 --> 00:27:32.750
Really appreciate this second chance.
00:27:32.791 --> 00:27:35.125
I don't know what the hell
that man sees in you, Jablonski.
00:27:36.875 --> 00:27:40.875
I mean, I know you served together,
but, frankly, I don't care.
00:27:42.625 --> 00:27:45.791
I've made it my life's work
keeping cowboys like you out of the Union,
00:27:45.875 --> 00:27:47.541
so I'll be watching you.
00:27:54.125 --> 00:27:56.125
Everything good?
00:27:57.416 --> 00:27:59.250
Quite.
00:28:00.875 --> 00:28:02.500
Fill these out, all of them.
00:28:03.416 --> 00:28:05.625
Once you pay your initial dues,
00:28:05.666 --> 00:28:07.500
we'll get you started
on the health care plan.
00:28:07.541 --> 00:28:08.791
There's dental included, right?
00:28:08.875 --> 00:28:11.541
After a probationary period lasting...
00:28:12.666 --> 00:28:13.875
30 days.
00:28:13.916 --> 00:28:16.291
Come on, man. Threeآ days.
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.000
Two weeks.
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:20.000
One.
00:28:21.541 --> 00:28:22.541
Fine.
00:28:23.125 --> 00:28:27.041
With a Union rep
accompanying him in the field.
00:28:27.125 --> 00:28:28.916
- Generous. Thank you.
- Great.
00:28:30.750 --> 00:28:32.375
All right. Thanks, and, uh...
00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:34.500
I want the night shift.
00:28:35.166 --> 00:28:37.416
- Not on my life.
- Come on, Seeger.
00:28:37.500 --> 00:28:40.000
- That's where the big money is!
- No. Not a chance.
00:28:40.041 --> 00:28:42.125
Amount of shit
you stirred up working night shift,
00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:45.125
you expect me to let you
back out there where the sun don't shine?
00:28:45.625 --> 00:28:46.625
Fine.
00:28:47.666 --> 00:28:48.750
Day shift.
00:28:48.791 --> 00:28:50.791
Good. Anything else?
00:28:51.416 --> 00:28:52.291
No.
00:28:52.375 --> 00:28:56.375
Oh, yeah. I got some,
uh, teeth I need to sell.
00:28:56.500 --> 00:28:57.375
Go to the cage.
00:28:57.500 --> 00:28:59.500
Seeger, thank you kindly.
00:29:01.125 --> 00:29:02.416
And remember, Bud,
00:29:03.750 --> 00:29:05.125
one last strike.
00:29:06.791 --> 00:29:09.000
Is... Are you referring
to bowling, because...
00:29:10.166 --> 00:29:13.625
- I'm saying there's a strike in bowl...
- You're back. That's all that matters.
00:29:24.916 --> 00:29:25.916
Carol.
00:29:26.916 --> 00:29:28.666
Carol, did you eat my yogurt again?
00:29:30.208 --> 00:29:32.041
I even wrote my name on the lid today,
00:29:32.083 --> 00:29:35.791
so you literally had to peel back
my name to get to the yogurt.
00:29:37.291 --> 00:29:38.791
Oh, what? You can't hear me?
00:29:40.791 --> 00:29:43.208
I'm gonna fart in my yogurt,
and you're gonna eat my fart.
00:29:43.291 --> 00:29:44.416
Next.
00:29:48.541 --> 00:29:49.916
Mr. Jablonski?
00:29:50.041 --> 00:29:51.041
Yeah. Teeth.
00:29:51.083 --> 00:29:54.708
So I look at it like this.
I get back out there, do what I gotta do,
00:29:56.291 --> 00:29:57.916
you know, for Mr. Mullet.
00:30:00.166 --> 00:30:02.666
This is chipped, female.
00:30:03.916 --> 00:30:07.291
Appears to be an almost Elder,
roughly 90 years old.
00:30:07.416 --> 00:30:09.208
Ninety? You probably need
to check that again.
00:30:09.208 --> 00:30:11.166
- You sure it's 90?
- I'm sure.
00:30:12.916 --> 00:30:14.541
Okay, whatever.
00:30:15.416 --> 00:30:16.666
Full price still, right?
00:30:16.791 --> 00:30:19.291
I'm sorry. Code 107 in the book
clearly states anything...
00:30:19.333 --> 00:30:21.166
Enough of the codes. It's fine.
00:30:28.166 --> 00:30:31.041
- That's the net for the teeth.
- Yeah, I'll come in... Hey!
00:30:31.791 --> 00:30:34.666
However, due to
the truncated processing time,
00:30:34.791 --> 00:30:37.791
Mr. Seeger would like me to inform you
we need your dues up front,
00:30:37.833 --> 00:30:39.416
which, of course, is $5,000.
00:30:39.458 --> 00:30:40.916
$5,000? I thought it was two?
00:30:40.958 --> 00:30:43.291
Those are 2017 rates, Mr. Jablonski.
00:30:43.416 --> 00:30:47.166
Then there is 15%
off the top of every fang,
00:30:47.291 --> 00:30:51.833
and we have to hold 50%
until we receive your paperwork.
00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:54.916
And, of course, $10
for your membership card,
00:30:55.041 --> 00:30:57.083
which gets you one free app
at Cheesecake Factory.
00:30:57.166 --> 00:30:59.000
- I don't like cheesecake.
- Do you have that?
00:30:59.041 --> 00:31:01.541
Why won't you take the $10 out of that?
Taking everything else.
00:31:01.666 --> 00:31:04.166
You don't have cash on you?
You really wanna make me split this?
00:31:07.958 --> 00:31:09.958
Okay, you are good to go.
00:31:10.041 --> 00:31:11.041
Am I?
00:31:13.041 --> 00:31:14.916
If you have any issues with this,
00:31:15.041 --> 00:31:17.541
Carol right here would be happy
to further assist you.
00:31:17.583 --> 00:31:20.291
Oh, great. I see you met your Union rep.
00:31:21.958 --> 00:31:22.958
What?
00:31:26.041 --> 00:31:27.166
Come on, Bud.
00:31:30.708 --> 00:31:31.666
Sir, please.
00:31:31.708 --> 00:31:33.541
That new girl's a smoke show.
00:31:33.666 --> 00:31:36.916
Right, but I'm begging you to reconsider.
I'm not meant for the field.
00:31:37.041 --> 00:31:40.541
I just bought an ergonomic chair
with my own money. I'm all in on the desk.
00:31:40.666 --> 00:31:42.458
That's why I need you out there with him.
00:31:42.541 --> 00:31:44.541
Right? Someone who knows
the codes to the letter.
00:31:44.583 --> 00:31:45.791
- Okay, but...
- Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:45.833 --> 00:31:47.416
Do you wanna move up here?
00:31:47.458 --> 00:31:49.791
You gotta get your *
out in the field. All right?
00:31:49.833 --> 00:31:50.833
Think about it this way,
00:31:50.916 --> 00:31:52.833
you're gonna be
my eyes and ears, my friend.
00:31:52.916 --> 00:31:53.791
- Right?
- Right...
00:31:53.833 --> 00:31:57.416
And the minute he messes up,
the minute he goes against code,
00:31:58.333 --> 00:32:01.333
you'll be there
reporting it back to me, right?
00:32:02.333 --> 00:32:03.916
The sooner he * up,
00:32:04.041 --> 00:32:06.791
the sooner
your sweet cheeks are in Carol's desk.
00:32:10.208 --> 00:32:11.208
You work out?
00:32:12.416 --> 00:32:14.541
- A little.
- Yeah, thought so.
00:32:39.791 --> 00:32:40.791
You're late.
00:32:42.291 --> 00:32:43.291
Close it.
00:32:50.041 --> 00:32:52.666
I was actually here an hour ago,
but you weren't,
00:32:52.708 --> 00:32:54.416
so I went to go get us breakfast.
00:32:59.166 --> 00:33:01.833
I got you an organic,
gluten-free, paleo bran muffin.
00:33:02.416 --> 00:33:04.208
Really? Thank you.
00:33:05.291 --> 00:33:07.666
- I was starving.
- That was a six-dollar muffin.
00:33:07.791 --> 00:33:09.541
- What do you have on?
- What?
00:33:09.666 --> 00:33:12.166
- What are you wearing?
- Just, like, normal clothes.
00:33:12.208 --> 00:33:14.791
The handbook says blend in on the hunt.
Be inconspicuous.
00:33:14.916 --> 00:33:17.166
You have on a suit.
How's that inconspicuous?
00:33:17.208 --> 00:33:19.541
You have on a suit.
We're in the Valley. In the summertime.
00:33:19.666 --> 00:33:21.416
- It's a summery suit.
- A summery suit?
00:33:21.458 --> 00:33:23.541
- Juniper green. Yes.
- What is juniper green?
00:33:23.666 --> 00:33:26.416
A hue of green I found to be complementary
against my skin tone.
00:33:26.541 --> 00:33:28.458
Whatever it is, don't wear it again.
00:33:29.791 --> 00:33:33.291
Look, I'll put myself together,
and we'll take off, all right?
00:33:34.333 --> 00:33:36.541
- Do you have somewhere I can hang this?
- Yep.
00:33:39.958 --> 00:33:41.041
Not there.
00:33:47.541 --> 00:33:49.458
I'll just... hold on to it.
00:33:50.458 --> 00:33:51.791
This ain't gonna last.
00:34:01.666 --> 00:34:04.583
Got enough weapons and ammo in here
to take downآ El Jefe, huh?
00:34:04.666 --> 00:34:06.666
What you know about El Jefe?
00:34:06.708 --> 00:34:10.666
Oh, come on.
Legendary 700-year-old European vampire.
00:34:10.708 --> 00:34:12.541
Some say he's
at the top of the LA drug trade,
00:34:12.666 --> 00:34:14.541
just waiting for his moment to reemerge.
00:34:14.583 --> 00:34:17.583
Fangs so sharp, with just one,
you could buy a mansion inآ Bel Air.
00:34:18.916 --> 00:34:20.333
You sound like Big John.
00:34:21.291 --> 00:34:24.791
Whole lot of gibberish.
You know that's a crock of shit, right?
00:34:28.666 --> 00:34:30.416
I didn't take you for
an arts and crafts guy.
00:34:30.416 --> 00:34:32.958
- What are these all about?
- Wanna keep your hands off my shit?
00:34:34.208 --> 00:34:35.666
It's my trophy case.
00:34:35.708 --> 00:34:37.541
For each one that I kill, I, uh...
00:34:37.583 --> 00:34:39.291
They're already dead,
but you get my drift.
00:34:47.041 --> 00:34:48.708
'Cause they're allergic to wood. Smart.
00:34:48.791 --> 00:34:51.541
They're allergic to wood,
but not just any wood. It'sآ mpingo wood.
00:34:51.583 --> 00:34:54.541
The strongest African hardwood.
Not that Ikea shit.
00:34:54.583 --> 00:34:57.416
We mix it with the garlic.
The wooden bullets pierce the heart.
00:34:57.541 --> 00:34:59.208
- The silver...
- Silver to the throat. Right.
00:34:59.208 --> 00:35:02.083
Yeah. Cuts the head off... usually.
00:35:02.166 --> 00:35:04.541
Usually. Right, you are
referring to Uber Vamps,
00:35:04.666 --> 00:35:06.333
who have come back from decapitation.
00:35:06.416 --> 00:35:09.916
Not if you blast the heart with wood
before you cut their throats with silver.
00:35:10.041 --> 00:35:13.208
Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention
that you can kill them by burning them.
00:35:13.708 --> 00:35:15.791
I didn't forget anything.
That's how I get my money.
00:35:15.916 --> 00:35:17.833
Why would I burn the fangs?
I don't do that.
00:35:18.416 --> 00:35:20.041
Listen, Guacamole Suit,
00:35:20.583 --> 00:35:23.041
right there on the shelf,
grab that for me.
00:35:23.083 --> 00:35:25.041
Get that, we'll take off.
00:35:25.083 --> 00:35:27.666
And remember, whatever you do, don't...
00:35:28.791 --> 00:35:29.916
drop my shit.
00:35:33.791 --> 00:35:35.541
So, uh,آ where we going?
00:35:37.583 --> 00:35:40.291
I'm going hunting. I don't know about you.
00:35:50.416 --> 00:35:52.083
Why you wearing the seat belt like that?
00:35:52.666 --> 00:35:53.916
Um, yeah,
00:35:54.041 --> 00:35:57.458
I mean, usually the seat belts aren't
like this complicated and heavy. But...
00:35:57.541 --> 00:36:00.583
It's not complicated.
It's just a seat belt. It protects you.
00:36:00.666 --> 00:36:01.666
Sure.
00:36:02.041 --> 00:36:04.916
Sure. It's still protecting me though.
If anything happened, it's just...
00:36:08.791 --> 00:36:10.833
See? It still catches me.
00:36:11.541 --> 00:36:12.541
I see.
00:36:12.916 --> 00:36:14.458
It's gonna be a long day.
00:36:24.541 --> 00:36:27.208
So, are you gonna tell me
what we're doing at an animal shelter?
00:36:27.291 --> 00:36:28.541
I'm gonna tell you shit.
00:36:33.291 --> 00:36:34.708
What you know about Juvies?
00:36:35.583 --> 00:36:38.291
Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,
00:36:38.416 --> 00:36:41.166
formed when an already young vamp
turns somebody else.
00:36:41.291 --> 00:36:43.083
Instead ofآ the strength of a full vamp,
00:36:43.166 --> 00:36:46.083
they lack regenerative abilities
and appear more dead than alive.
00:36:46.166 --> 00:36:48.833
They can't process human blood yet,
so what do they do?
00:36:48.916 --> 00:36:51.291
- I'm aware.
- They feed off of small animals, rodents.
00:36:51.416 --> 00:36:52.541
So you've read the book?
00:36:52.666 --> 00:36:54.416
I don't have to read it. I'm out here.
00:36:54.458 --> 00:36:57.083
What do you know
about different species of vampires?
00:36:57.791 --> 00:36:59.291
I know there are five types.
00:36:59.416 --> 00:37:01.666
Southern, Eastern,
Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.
00:37:01.708 --> 00:37:04.916
They are largely solitary,
but when together, there is a hierarchy.
00:37:05.041 --> 00:37:06.791
They organize by age. What else?
00:37:06.916 --> 00:37:08.833
The sunlight is the only thing
they're scared of.
00:37:08.833 --> 00:37:10.916
They can't reproduce,
but they can turn people.
00:37:10.958 --> 00:37:11.958
Should I continue?
00:37:12.333 --> 00:37:14.625
- What about familiars?
- You think this guy's one of them?
00:37:14.666 --> 00:37:16.166
I don't know. You tell me.
00:37:17.208 --> 00:37:19.333
I think he fits the profile.
00:37:19.416 --> 00:37:20.666
- You think so?
- Absolutely.
00:37:20.791 --> 00:37:22.958
More powerful vamps
have more powerful familiars.
00:37:23.041 --> 00:37:25.541
And when it comes to Juvies,
a little kid like this,
00:37:25.583 --> 00:37:28.791
he's probably grabbing those cats for 'em,
try to get 'em turned.
00:37:31.291 --> 00:37:32.583
- Oh man.
- What?
00:37:33.458 --> 00:37:36.916
No, I'm just a big cat lover.
I got two of them myself.
00:37:36.958 --> 00:37:38.291
Oh. Okay.
00:37:38.333 --> 00:37:39.791
Well, that explains it.
00:37:39.916 --> 00:37:41.666
- Want to see a picture?
- No, I don't.
00:37:42.166 --> 00:37:43.166
Maybe later.
00:37:46.166 --> 00:37:47.958
All right. Here we go.
00:37:54.166 --> 00:37:55.291
There's his car.
00:38:06.041 --> 00:38:07.958
Canoga Bowl. Closed for 18 months.
00:38:08.708 --> 00:38:09.708
It's perfect.
00:38:10.666 --> 00:38:12.166
- Can I offer some advice?
- No.
00:38:12.208 --> 00:38:15.333
I mean, economically speaking,
why go after Juvies?
00:38:15.416 --> 00:38:17.958
Why not let them ripen,
come back when their teeth are valuable?
00:38:17.958 --> 00:38:21.041
I could come back in September,
but right now, I'm out of time.
00:38:21.166 --> 00:38:22.458
And beggars can't be choosers.
00:38:22.541 --> 00:38:25.083
Plus, you don't want
these things biting people, do you?
00:38:26.208 --> 00:38:27.416
Wait. Why don't you have time?
00:38:28.333 --> 00:38:30.291
- Why you ask me so many questions?
- I'm just...
00:38:30.291 --> 00:38:32.041
Just stay in the truck
and do your business.
00:38:32.041 --> 00:38:35.333
Stay in the truck? No, I have to be
with you at all times in the field.
00:38:35.416 --> 00:38:37.250
- Union rules.
- Other than keeping you alive,
00:38:37.291 --> 00:38:38.541
I don't give a shit about rules.
00:38:38.583 --> 00:38:40.791
No, no, you don't understand. All times.
00:38:40.916 --> 00:38:43.166
You're gonna stay in this car.
With that in mind, here.
00:38:43.208 --> 00:38:46.541
- What? No, I don't believe in guns.
- You don't believe in 'em?
00:38:46.583 --> 00:38:48.458
No, they're amoral.
They're killing machines.
00:38:48.541 --> 00:38:49.583
They're not for me.
00:38:51.416 --> 00:38:54.041
When I was a kid,
I tried shooting a squirrel with a BB gun,
00:38:54.166 --> 00:38:55.541
and I just couldn't. All right?
00:38:55.666 --> 00:38:58.041
I still have nightmares
where I can see his little face
00:38:58.166 --> 00:39:01.666
making little squirrel noises,
and I still have nightmares about it.
00:39:01.708 --> 00:39:03.041
Made squirrel noises, huh?
00:39:03.166 --> 00:39:05.541
- What does a squirrel noise sound like?
- It's like...
00:39:09.541 --> 00:39:11.166
Whatever! I don't wanna talk about it.
00:39:12.416 --> 00:39:13.583
Stay in the truck.
00:39:42.125 --> 00:39:43.500
It's impossible.
00:39:44.333 --> 00:39:46.208
How the hell can you be here?
00:39:46.333 --> 00:39:47.458
It's daytime.
00:39:49.333 --> 00:39:51.333
You've been a bad boy, Troy.
00:40:02.708 --> 00:40:05.625
Did you know that a vampire
cannot live without its fangs?
00:40:07.750 --> 00:40:12.083
And yet, for whatever reason,
whatever cruel joke from the gods...
00:40:14.625 --> 00:40:17.333
they are the one thing
we cannot regenerate.
00:40:20.583 --> 00:40:23.708
Everything that makes a vampire a predator
00:40:25.208 --> 00:40:26.208
is in its fangs.
00:40:28.333 --> 00:40:33.500
Each set is a life
that could have lived a thousand lives.
00:40:35.583 --> 00:40:38.041
Lives that you had a part in ending.
00:40:43.958 --> 00:40:46.583
Yet it wasn't always like this, you know?
00:40:47.291 --> 00:40:52.916
There was a time when you humans,
you worshiped us as gods.
00:40:52.958 --> 00:40:56.958
Right here in this valley, you built
temples of blood and bone to honor us.
00:40:57.666 --> 00:40:59.791
And then you turned on us.
00:41:00.583 --> 00:41:03.166
Well, guess what?
00:41:04.416 --> 00:41:06.916
I'm gonna take back what's ours,
00:41:07.916 --> 00:41:11.208
one property at a time.
00:41:13.541 --> 00:41:17.666
The way I see it,
you have two choices, two doors.
00:41:17.791 --> 00:41:21.583
One, you bend the knee
and join me in service, and you live.
00:41:21.666 --> 00:41:22.916
And two...
00:41:24.666 --> 00:41:25.666
you don't.
00:41:27.166 --> 00:41:30.916
All right.
So, what the hell do you want? Huh?
00:41:32.291 --> 00:41:34.041
Who brought you this tooth?
00:41:38.041 --> 00:41:39.166
A name.
00:41:41.041 --> 00:41:43.041
You're so full of shit, lady.
00:41:44.083 --> 00:41:45.791
You think you're a god?
00:41:45.916 --> 00:41:48.208
You're not gods. You're a big mistake.
00:41:48.291 --> 00:41:52.791
You're a genetic mutation
that would've died out
00:41:52.833 --> 00:41:56.791
if there hadn't been a stinking hole
for y'all to crawl into.
00:41:57.333 --> 00:41:58.666
Door number two it is.
00:41:59.416 --> 00:42:01.166
No. No!
00:42:01.291 --> 00:42:03.916
No!
00:42:52.333 --> 00:42:53.833
Time for the tooth fairy.
00:43:11.791 --> 00:43:12.791
Hello, sir.
00:43:13.916 --> 00:43:16.291
How are we on this fine morning?
00:43:16.333 --> 00:43:18.291
Any violations to report?
00:43:18.333 --> 00:43:20.041
He is certainly heading that way,
00:43:20.166 --> 00:43:22.791
but nothing verified quite yet.
00:43:22.833 --> 00:43:24.166
Well, where is he now?
00:43:25.041 --> 00:43:28.333
He left me in the car
and went into a bowling alley.
00:43:32.291 --> 00:43:33.416
You didn't follow him?
00:43:33.458 --> 00:43:36.833
I thought he was gonna shoot me!
He's very difficult to reason with, sir.
00:43:36.916 --> 00:43:38.791
Kid! You want your promotion?
00:43:38.833 --> 00:43:40.166
You want Carol's desk?
00:43:40.208 --> 00:43:44.458
Then get off your *,
get in there, and verify those violations.
00:43:48.916 --> 00:43:50.416
Ugh! Hair on your *!
00:43:53.541 --> 00:43:55.333
- Bud?
- Seth!
00:43:56.291 --> 00:43:58.083
- Seth!
- Shit.
00:43:58.166 --> 00:43:59.833
- Bud!
- Hurry up! Shoot it!
00:43:59.916 --> 00:44:01.083
I... I don't have my gun!
00:44:01.166 --> 00:44:02.916
Give me my shotgun!
00:44:03.041 --> 00:44:04.291
I'm... I'm just an observer!
00:44:04.333 --> 00:44:06.666
Your gonna be hors d'إ“uvre
if you don't give me that gun!
00:44:06.791 --> 00:44:08.416
Shit! Shit! Shit!
00:44:13.083 --> 00:44:14.208
Whoa! I'm sorry!
00:44:14.291 --> 00:44:17.291
Next time I tell you, "Gimme that
goddamn gun," you gimme that goddamn gun!
00:44:17.333 --> 00:44:18.541
- Now duck!
- What?
00:44:18.666 --> 00:44:19.666
I said duck!
00:44:26.625 --> 00:44:27.625
You okay?
00:44:33.541 --> 00:44:36.125
Oh, jeez. That was horrible.
00:44:36.166 --> 00:44:38.625
These Juvie teeth ain't worth shit,
but get enough of 'em...
00:44:38.666 --> 00:44:41.375
It's a number game like you said.
Uh, you okay?
00:44:42.125 --> 00:44:43.125
What's going on?
00:44:43.625 --> 00:44:46.125
Oh, come on. No, no, I'm not okay.
00:44:46.250 --> 00:44:47.875
- All right? Look at me!
- What?
00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:50.041
Vampires just tried to kill me.
00:44:50.125 --> 00:44:51.625
You put a gun in my face,
00:44:51.666 --> 00:44:54.416
and now I just pissed
my favorite * suit!
00:44:54.500 --> 00:44:56.625
Hey, hey. Relax. You did good in there.
00:44:56.750 --> 00:44:58.000
You did good in there.
00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:01.000
Besides, everybody pisses themselves
the first time.
00:45:01.791 --> 00:45:03.125
- Really?
- Yeah.
00:45:03.166 --> 00:45:06.625
- Did you?
- No, I... No, I didn't. But listen, you did.
00:45:07.916 --> 00:45:11.000
Here, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes, okay.
00:45:11.125 --> 00:45:12.125
You know what?
00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:16.125
Put it on me. My bad.
We bit off more than we could chew today.
00:45:16.166 --> 00:45:17.750
So why don't we go home, get some rest.
00:45:17.875 --> 00:45:20.375
In the morning,
we'll kick some *. Okay?
00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:22.291
- Okay.
- All right, come on.
00:45:22.375 --> 00:45:23.750
Let's get in the car.
00:45:23.791 --> 00:45:26.125
What the * is that?
What'd you eat today?
00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:27.750
You know what?
00:45:28.750 --> 00:45:30.250
Let's have you get in the back.
00:45:30.291 --> 00:45:32.500
Don't want you
to get that on my vintage seats.
00:45:32.541 --> 00:45:34.500
- What, are you serious?
- Damn right.
00:45:35.125 --> 00:45:36.666
Come on. Gotta move.
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.041
Hang your leg out the back
so we can air dry.
00:46:06.250 --> 00:46:07.875
Hey. Hey!
00:46:08.625 --> 00:46:10.666
- You forgot your man-purse.
- Wait. That's expens...
00:46:12.375 --> 00:46:14.041
You gotta get some of this too.
00:46:14.666 --> 00:46:17.041
I'm sure you know, Mr. Union Man.
But when vamps are killed,
00:46:17.125 --> 00:46:20.375
they release a gas that gets on you
that other vamps can sniff out.
00:46:20.500 --> 00:46:23.291
So you gotta get all of that off.
Here, take this.
00:46:23.375 --> 00:46:26.750
It's my special blend,
like a little, uh, skunk musk, okay?
00:46:26.791 --> 00:46:28.875
- Now, get that on you, in the shower.
- Oh Jesus.
00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:30.500
On every inch of you, okay?
00:46:30.541 --> 00:46:33.041
Be extremely careful.
Don't get it in your eyes.
00:46:33.125 --> 00:46:34.291
And whatever you do,
00:46:35.250 --> 00:46:36.500
don't get it in your *.
00:46:36.625 --> 00:46:38.000
What happens in the *?
00:46:38.041 --> 00:46:40.041
I mean, it can't kill you, but...
00:46:40.750 --> 00:46:41.750
Jesus Christ.
00:46:42.500 --> 00:46:45.625
By the way, lock your doors,
don't come out after dark, and, uh...
00:46:46.541 --> 00:46:48.125
- Guess what?
- What?
00:46:48.166 --> 00:46:49.250
You're dried up.
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:33.625
- Oh God. It's okay.
- I'm sorry about that.
00:47:33.666 --> 00:47:35.083
- No, no, me. I got it.
- It's okay.
00:47:35.125 --> 00:47:37.000
It's my fault.
I couldn't see over my baskets.
00:47:37.125 --> 00:47:40.625
I got it. This is a...
You a... you a doctor?
00:47:40.666 --> 00:47:42.250
Uh, nurse, actually.
00:47:42.291 --> 00:47:45.166
Hope you don't think this is weird,
but you got a lot of scrubs.
00:47:45.250 --> 00:47:49.125
Yeah, I mean, I hate doing laundry,
so I kind of just kept buying new ones.
00:47:49.166 --> 00:47:50.750
- Got out of control.
- Okay.
00:47:50.791 --> 00:47:53.291
But, hey, new apartment.
Why not start off on the right foot?
00:47:53.375 --> 00:47:57.416
Yeah. Well, welcome to the building.
I'm right there in 20.
00:47:57.500 --> 00:48:01.250
- Oh! Well, I'm Heather. I'm in 19.
- Well, I'm Bud 20.
00:48:01.291 --> 00:48:03.000
Can you help me with that, actually?
00:48:03.041 --> 00:48:04.041
Oh. Yeah.
00:48:04.125 --> 00:48:05.583
- Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
00:48:05.625 --> 00:48:08.541
- You can just put that down anywhere.
- Sure. Okay.
00:48:09.375 --> 00:48:13.375
- See you've got a retro vibeآ poppin', huh?
- Mm-hmm.
00:48:13.500 --> 00:48:14.750
- Dig that.
- Thanks.
00:48:14.791 --> 00:48:17.750
I wish I had a beer
or something to offer you.
00:48:17.791 --> 00:48:21.875
Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream
in the freezer, if you're interested.
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:23.625
No, thanks. I'll take a rain check.
00:48:23.750 --> 00:48:25.791
- You sure?
- Yeah. Welcome to the building.
00:48:26.375 --> 00:48:27.375
Thank you.
00:48:50.375 --> 00:48:51.375
Feeling better?
00:48:51.916 --> 00:48:53.000
Not really.
00:48:53.500 --> 00:48:56.041
Got a little bit of that
yellow stuff in my *.
00:48:56.125 --> 00:48:58.625
It was so much worse
than what you even described.
00:48:58.666 --> 00:48:59.750
Bet it was.
00:49:06.250 --> 00:49:07.375
You looking for something?
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:10.125
- Whoa. Hey, that's personal.
- No, no, no.
00:49:10.250 --> 00:49:13.625
"Violation code 101, terminated vamps
and didn't report to the Union."
00:49:13.666 --> 00:49:17.750
"Violation code 276, breaking and entering
without Union sanctions."
00:49:17.875 --> 00:49:20.250
- That did happen.
- Violation. Violation.آ Violation.
00:49:20.291 --> 00:49:24.000
Oh, look at this. "Needs to reimburse me
for six-dollar muffin"?
00:49:24.125 --> 00:49:25.708
It's a standard part of Union procedure.
00:49:25.750 --> 00:49:27.416
- I have to document everything.
- It's not.
00:49:27.416 --> 00:49:30.416
It's for Seeger to keep me out the Union.
Ain't that great?
00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.166
You almost got me killed yesterday.
00:49:32.250 --> 00:49:34.125
You almost got yourself killed yesterday.
00:49:34.250 --> 00:49:37.250
I told you stay your punk-* in the car.
That's why I work by myself.
00:49:37.291 --> 00:49:40.666
Listen. What? You're gonna die
in the name of kissing your boss's *?
00:49:40.750 --> 00:49:42.625
Well, he didn't give me a choice, okay?
00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:44.625
Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow.
00:49:44.750 --> 00:49:47.791
I may not follow all the Union rules,
but let me tell you something.
00:49:47.875 --> 00:49:50.625
If we went by the book,
we'd both be dead by now!
00:49:51.500 --> 00:49:53.000
And you saw that yesterday.
00:50:02.625 --> 00:50:05.750
Look. Just give me a couple of days.
00:50:08.625 --> 00:50:10.250
Okay, a couple days.
00:50:13.750 --> 00:50:15.541
So, what's on the agenda today?
00:50:16.666 --> 00:50:17.750
Like every day.
00:50:19.041 --> 00:50:20.375
Hunting vampires.
00:50:27.625 --> 00:50:29.875
Bud, what are we
doing at a pawn shop?
00:50:29.916 --> 00:50:33.291
This dude's cheap as shit,
but he got goods we need in order to, uh...
00:50:33.875 --> 00:50:34.875
What the hell?
00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:43.125
Oh Jesus.
00:50:43.166 --> 00:50:44.541
Shut up. Shut up.
00:50:49.541 --> 00:50:50.541
Hey, hey.
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:54.166
Don't you puke in here!
Don't touch nothing. Don't leave your DNA.
00:50:54.250 --> 00:50:55.375
I swallowed it.
00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:00.375
Troy.
00:51:00.500 --> 00:51:01.500
Troy?
00:51:06.041 --> 00:51:07.041
Damn it.
00:51:10.750 --> 00:51:11.791
Wait, is that...
00:51:13.125 --> 00:51:14.125
It was.
00:51:14.250 --> 00:51:16.125
Oh no.
00:51:17.375 --> 00:51:18.625
Who... who does that?
00:51:21.791 --> 00:51:23.125
All right, we gotta move.
00:51:26.250 --> 00:51:28.250
Wait a minute. Take this.
00:51:29.791 --> 00:51:30.875
Are you kidding me?
00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:33.916
- It's not right, okay. Wait...
- Damn right. How you think he feels, huh?
00:51:33.916 --> 00:51:34.916
Come on, let's go.
00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:37.041
Wait. You can't leave.
That's against protocol.
00:51:37.125 --> 00:51:39.000
We have to call the Union
and wait for them.
00:51:39.041 --> 00:51:42.041
- Code 233 says any hunter who encounters...
- Code? I don't give a shit.
00:51:42.125 --> 00:51:44.916
suspicious civilian death
will be under a 30-day suspension...
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:46.750
We don't have 30 days. I don't give *!
00:51:46.875 --> 00:51:49.125
We gotta leave.
There's other vamps around here. Let's go.
00:51:49.166 --> 00:51:51.125
No, no. I'm calling.
00:51:51.750 --> 00:51:54.041
Whoa! We have dead humans here.
We have to report this.
00:51:54.125 --> 00:51:56.500
That ain't no dead human!
That's my friend!
00:51:57.625 --> 00:51:59.875
Listen, I'm not telling you
you cannot report it.
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:01.791
I'm just telling you to delay it.
00:52:01.875 --> 00:52:04.500
We'll make an anonymous call to the cops,
and, after 24 hours,
00:52:04.625 --> 00:52:06.500
you can make
your funky little report. Let's go!
00:52:06.625 --> 00:52:08.916
Why do you care?
What difference does a day make?
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:11.541
I'm gonna lose my family in a day!
That's the difference!
00:52:11.625 --> 00:52:12.625
What?
00:52:12.666 --> 00:52:16.916
Look, if I don't score some prices
at Union wages by Monday,
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:18.875
my wife and my daughter move to Florida.
00:52:19.500 --> 00:52:22.791
That means, if you call Seeger,
I'm gonna lose my family.
00:52:26.750 --> 00:52:27.666
I'm... I'm sorry.
00:52:27.750 --> 00:52:28.916
Yeah, I bet you are.
00:52:31.916 --> 00:52:34.875
So what you're saying
is you... you kinda need me.
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:36.000
But...
00:52:36.291 --> 00:52:38.666
No, I didn't... I didn't say I need you.
I didn't say that.
00:52:38.750 --> 00:52:40.500
- No, I just mean...
- I didn't say that.
00:52:40.541 --> 00:52:43.291
You told me your secrets.
I'm gonna break protocol for you.
00:52:43.375 --> 00:52:45.916
- So we're like a team,آ partners, whatever.
- I didn't say partners.
00:52:45.916 --> 00:52:47.250
- Crockett and Tubbs.
- No.
00:52:47.375 --> 00:52:49.666
- Any partnership you find satisfactory.
- Listen.
00:52:49.750 --> 00:52:51.375
What I'm saying is this,
00:52:51.500 --> 00:52:54.750
is as a man,
just give me till the weekend.
00:52:56.791 --> 00:52:58.916
Yeah, okay. Until the weekend.
00:53:00.125 --> 00:53:01.125
Yeah.
00:53:05.416 --> 00:53:09.500
Look. What do you want me to do?
If I keep... he's gonna suspect something.
00:53:09.625 --> 00:53:11.166
Just relax.
00:53:41.500 --> 00:53:43.625
I got a tip on this house
from Big J.
00:53:44.750 --> 00:53:46.750
Why don't you
check the glove box right now?
00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:50.000
Yeah.
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:52.125
That's what we're doing right there.
00:53:52.250 --> 00:53:53.375
That's what we doing.
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:55.416
These... garlic grenades.
00:53:55.500 --> 00:53:58.250
Pull the pin, garlic and sawdust
comes out, clears the room.
00:53:58.916 --> 00:54:01.125
I think. Haven't actually had to use it.
00:54:01.166 --> 00:54:03.291
But, in theory,
that's what's gonna happen.
00:54:03.875 --> 00:54:06.125
An unproven weapon
for my first real vampire fight.
00:54:06.166 --> 00:54:07.833
- That's wonderful. Thank you.
- Shit. Shit!
00:54:07.875 --> 00:54:08.875
What? What?
00:54:08.916 --> 00:54:10.375
Goddamn Nazarian Brothers.
00:54:10.916 --> 00:54:14.250
Wait, the Nazarian brothers.
Oh, they're big-time hunters.
00:54:14.291 --> 00:54:16.041
Yeah, not bigger than me though.
00:54:17.750 --> 00:54:20.541
They cleared out all of Glendale.
Now they're headed west.
00:54:23.750 --> 00:54:25.666
Hey, Bud.
00:54:25.750 --> 00:54:27.250
I thought I smelled chlorine.
00:54:27.291 --> 00:54:30.000
Funny. Thought I smelled shit.
00:54:31.500 --> 00:54:33.250
- Who's the cupcake?
- Seth.
00:54:33.291 --> 00:54:36.916
I'm his Union rep. But you can
call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:39.833
- I'm a big fan, by the way.
- Want to get a selfie for your Instagram?
00:54:41.541 --> 00:54:43.291
What you guys doing in Simi Valley?
00:54:43.375 --> 00:54:45.125
You know what we're doing here, bro.
00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:47.125
We let you do the hard part for us,
00:54:47.166 --> 00:54:49.791
figure out which house
is hiding the goods, then, you know.
00:54:49.875 --> 00:54:52.375
You got me twisted.
I did the work, but I ain't do it for you.
00:54:52.416 --> 00:54:54.291
Oh, come on, Bud. Think about it.
00:54:54.791 --> 00:54:58.416
Waste a week waiting for the right moment
that we just might take from you?
00:54:58.500 --> 00:55:00.291
Or we run up there in force right now.
00:55:00.375 --> 00:55:02.875
Sack the place together.
Split the money down the middle.
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.750
Well, one, ain't nobody
taking shit from me.
00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:08.000
And two...
00:55:14.500 --> 00:55:16.875
Yeah. It's a good idea.
00:55:18.750 --> 00:55:20.875
Wanna get a selfie?
00:55:21.375 --> 00:55:23.625
Right now? Is that appropriate?
00:55:23.666 --> 00:55:25.750
- We can wait...
- That's not appropriate at all.
00:55:27.125 --> 00:55:29.541
- What's this?
- Keep your neck from getting chewed out.
00:55:30.750 --> 00:55:33.166
Take this. Stay behind me.
I keep you alive.
00:55:33.250 --> 00:55:35.791
Don't shoot where they are.
Shoot where they're gonna be.
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:38.750
You ready? Let's go.
00:56:26.375 --> 00:56:27.541
What's the garlic for?
00:56:27.625 --> 00:56:30.000
Any vamp gets close to me,
I spit in their eye,
00:56:30.041 --> 00:56:31.666
melt hole in their * head.
00:56:32.166 --> 00:56:33.541
Bro, you got any more gum?
00:56:37.875 --> 00:56:40.750
- You always share that with your brother?
- We share everything.
00:56:44.500 --> 00:56:46.625
D, you're supposed
to pry that shit open, not smash it.
00:56:46.625 --> 00:56:48.541
Hey. Are we inside the house or not, bro?
00:56:50.041 --> 00:56:51.375
Don't even think about it.
00:56:59.500 --> 00:57:00.875
Got him.
00:57:03.750 --> 00:57:05.250
Nice shot, bro.
00:57:05.291 --> 00:57:06.500
Time to get paid.
00:57:06.625 --> 00:57:07.666
Open up.
00:57:11.625 --> 00:57:12.875
I told him not to do it.
00:57:16.416 --> 00:57:17.625
- Really?
- I'm sorry.
00:57:17.666 --> 00:57:19.000
- Put that gun down.
- Okay.
00:57:19.041 --> 00:57:21.041
- Take your finger off the trigger.
- Right. Okay.
00:57:21.125 --> 00:57:22.375
Just watch my six.
00:57:22.416 --> 00:57:24.166
Six... Uh...
00:57:42.916 --> 00:57:44.250
- It's a hive.
- What?
00:57:46.666 --> 00:57:47.875
Showtime, bro.
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:14.125
Head on out.
00:58:15.666 --> 00:58:16.666
***
00:58:28.250 --> 00:58:31.291
Keep your head on a swivel, all right?
And stay away from the walls.
00:58:32.958 --> 00:58:34.833
Bud! I don't... What do I do?
00:58:35.416 --> 00:58:37.041
Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!
00:58:37.625 --> 00:58:39.625
Oh shit! The gun's broken!
00:58:39.750 --> 00:58:42.166
- Take the safety off!
- Help, Bud! My gun's not working.
00:58:48.708 --> 00:58:49.083
Oh God!
00:59:05.250 --> 00:59:07.125
Buckshot mouthwash, baby.
00:59:09.125 --> 00:59:11.500
Nice, bro. Yes.
00:59:11.541 --> 00:59:12.750
I got six.
00:59:12.791 --> 00:59:14.750
You got six. I got five.
I'll catch you up.
00:59:23.166 --> 00:59:26.500
Oh shit! Bud, help me!
00:59:29.875 --> 00:59:31.833
Wait, hold up! Wait, hold on! Ah!
00:59:34.791 --> 00:59:36.166
Don't let it bite you, Seth!
00:59:41.000 --> 00:59:42.291
Haircut time, bro.
00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:47.125
I'm out!
01:00:30.666 --> 01:00:33.250
Bud, help me! Bud, help!
01:00:33.291 --> 01:00:35.416
This * threw me up the stairs?
01:00:47.916 --> 01:00:49.625
Bro, send one!
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:07.166
No good!
01:01:07.666 --> 01:01:09.041
Nice work, bro.
01:01:09.125 --> 01:01:11.125
Help! Help me!
01:01:21.166 --> 01:01:23.250
Seth, my shotgun!
01:01:39.583 --> 01:01:41.833
- Big money, baby.
- Huh? This is what I was talking about.
01:01:41.833 --> 01:01:43.458
- This was good, yes?
- Very good.
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:45.875
What happened to you? You piss your pants?
01:01:49.333 --> 01:01:50.333
It's kinda my thing.
01:01:50.458 --> 01:01:52.958
- Bro.
- What you doing? What're you doing?
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.333
Listen, pee-pee pants,
this is man's world, not little boy.
01:01:55.375 --> 01:01:58.708
Gonna get you a Pamper.
Anyway, listen. Be safe, man. Okay?
01:01:58.833 --> 01:02:02.583
I'mma take this and put it
towards my baby girl's tuition, you know?
01:02:02.625 --> 01:02:04.333
That's why I'm out here. You know...
01:02:04.375 --> 01:02:05.583
Familiar on the run.
01:02:05.708 --> 01:02:06.708
I got it.
01:02:11.083 --> 01:02:13.208
- He's up again. That was vampire.
- I know.
01:02:13.333 --> 01:02:14.333
Streets done changed.
01:02:14.333 --> 01:02:16.500
I hear they got this sunscreen
that they put on.
01:02:16.583 --> 01:02:20.625
It's real thick, and they can now last
out in the sunlight like 15, 20 minutes.
01:02:20.708 --> 01:02:23.083
You know it's made
from the shell of desert tortoise.
01:02:23.208 --> 01:02:25.083
It's illegal in 40 countries, right, bro?
01:02:25.125 --> 01:02:27.708
Vampire sunscreen? The Valley?
I don't like the sound of this.
01:02:27.750 --> 01:02:29.875
- Hey, wait, this doesn't make sense.
- 'Sup?
01:02:30.375 --> 01:02:33.208
Okay, that's a Spider, but that's anآ Uber.
01:02:33.333 --> 01:02:35.083
Those are Southerns, and...
01:02:35.708 --> 01:02:38.208
Yeah, that's an Eastern.
You can tell by his fangs in the front.
01:02:38.208 --> 01:02:41.000
Ain't Bloods and Crips.
It's the Valley. They cross-pollinate.
01:02:41.083 --> 01:02:43.708
No, these vamps would never
choose to live together.
01:02:44.250 --> 01:02:45.583
Ubers are solo-nesters.
01:02:45.625 --> 01:02:48.083
Spiders cohabitate,
but never with Easterns and Southerns.
01:02:48.125 --> 01:02:50.500
- They'd steal their food.
- Listen to this kid. Huh?
01:02:50.500 --> 01:02:53.583
This joker reads a few books,
he thinks he knows more than the pros.
01:02:53.708 --> 01:02:56.583
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Kid makes a good point.
01:02:56.708 --> 01:02:57.708
But...
01:02:58.583 --> 01:03:01.083
But I'm outta time. I gotta go
pick up the little one. Come on.
01:03:01.083 --> 01:03:04.833
Pull these fangs. And why don't you
go to the bathroom and dry off your *.
01:03:12.375 --> 01:03:13.375
You okay?
01:03:15.583 --> 01:03:16.583
I don't know.
01:03:17.583 --> 01:03:20.833
I just keep thinking about
how all those vampires we just killed
01:03:20.958 --> 01:03:22.625
used to be regular people.
01:03:22.708 --> 01:03:24.625
There you go.
01:03:24.708 --> 01:03:28.375
The old vampires-are-just-like-us routine.
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:30.208
But they're not, Seth.
01:03:30.750 --> 01:03:34.250
You know what I see when I see a vamp?
Big old dollar signs.
01:03:34.958 --> 01:03:37.458
'Cause all they are
is murderers and liars.
01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:40.583
It ain't Brad Pitt in a leather jacket
and some blood raves.
01:03:40.708 --> 01:03:45.208
It's not Eclipse. It's not New Moon.
It's not Breaking Dawn Part One.
01:03:45.333 --> 01:03:46.708
It ain't like that, all right?
01:03:47.250 --> 01:03:49.875
Why do you know the names
to all the specific Twilight films?
01:03:49.958 --> 01:03:51.958
What's your gripe
with Breaking Dawn Part 2?
01:03:52.083 --> 01:03:54.583
It's the exciting conclusion
of the whole Twilight Saga.
01:03:55.125 --> 01:03:57.000
Wha... Have you seen Part 2?
01:03:57.083 --> 01:03:59.500
Bella has her baby now. It's insane.
01:03:59.583 --> 01:04:02.333
- She had the baby?
- Oh, I wish I was you!
01:04:02.458 --> 01:04:05.083
To experience that the first time.
You're in for a treat.
01:04:05.125 --> 01:04:07.875
My daughter hipped me to all that.
I don't really get into all that.
01:04:09.208 --> 01:04:10.833
But you got something different, Seth.
01:04:10.958 --> 01:04:12.583
You're tougher than you think you are.
01:04:14.125 --> 01:04:15.125
No.
01:04:15.750 --> 01:04:16.625
I'm serious.
01:04:16.708 --> 01:04:18.958
You're just saying that
so I don't report you to Seeger.
01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:22.458
No, I'm not. You got what it takes.
I'm telling you. You have that instinct.
01:04:22.583 --> 01:04:24.333
You could be a real hunter out here.
01:04:24.833 --> 01:04:26.333
Telling you right now.
01:04:26.458 --> 01:04:27.458
* Carol.
01:04:28.625 --> 01:04:29.833
* accounting.
01:04:30.333 --> 01:04:31.583
You could do this.
01:04:42.833 --> 01:04:44.208
- Hey. Hey!
- Hi, Dad!
01:04:44.708 --> 01:04:47.250
- Dad? What happened to "Daddy"?
- Little kids say, "Daddy."
01:04:47.333 --> 01:04:49.333
Oh, is that right? "Dad," huh?
01:04:50.958 --> 01:04:52.333
Everything's changing around here.
01:04:52.875 --> 01:04:56.291
Well, I can't actually sell the house
without putting it on the market.
01:04:57.125 --> 01:04:59.875
Yeah. Last I checked,
it's three days until Monday.
01:04:59.916 --> 01:05:02.250
Come on, Dad.
We're gonna be late to the party.
01:05:02.375 --> 01:05:05.541
You know, I was thinking,
what if we don't go?
01:05:05.625 --> 01:05:09.000
What if we stay here at the house
and eat pizza, some ice cream...
01:05:09.041 --> 01:05:12.875
Bud. No. She's been talking about this
all week. You promised.
01:05:12.916 --> 01:05:16.250
Yeah, well, I just didn't think
it was the right time right now.
01:05:16.291 --> 01:05:17.875
What? Okay, give me a reason why.
01:05:20.125 --> 01:05:20.916
Right
01:05:20.916 --> 01:05:22.833
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys are going to a party!
01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:25.875
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
- See, Daddy was just being strange.
01:05:25.958 --> 01:05:27.708
- Strange, yeah.
- Yeah.
01:05:27.833 --> 01:05:29.083
- Come on.
- Bye.
01:05:29.125 --> 01:05:30.041
- Bye, baby.
- Bye.
01:05:30.708 --> 01:05:32.958
- Cake time, baby. I'll check on the kids.
- All right.
01:05:39.333 --> 01:05:40.458
Hello?
01:05:40.500 --> 01:05:42.583
I've been looking for you, Bud.
01:05:43.458 --> 01:05:44.458
Who is this?
01:05:44.583 --> 01:05:46.208
Troy spoke so highly of you.
01:05:46.333 --> 01:05:49.333
Your name was the last thing
on his lips when he died.
01:05:49.833 --> 01:05:51.833
You know how this ends, don't you?
01:05:52.708 --> 01:05:53.583
You tell me.
01:05:53.708 --> 01:05:55.875
With you on your knees in front of me,
01:05:55.958 --> 01:05:58.583
begging for the lives
of your wife and your daughter.
01:05:59.083 --> 01:06:02.583
You took something from me, and now
I'm gonna take everything from you.
01:06:03.083 --> 01:06:04.375
Enjoy the party.
01:06:15.041 --> 01:06:16.291
Up, up, up.
01:06:16.375 --> 01:06:18.750
Look, buckle yourself in, okay?
01:06:18.875 --> 01:06:21.916
Look, in here, all right.
Now let's put your headphones on, okay?
01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:25.250
Got your iPad right here.
Now listen. Dad's gonna be driving.
01:06:25.375 --> 01:06:28.416
You might feel a little swerving,
but that's just my special driving.
01:07:59.875 --> 01:08:01.125
Just pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:08:01.250 --> 01:08:02.750
Can't talk. Meeting aآ realtor.
01:08:02.875 --> 01:08:04.333
- Don't hang up!
- Why? Is Paige okay?
01:08:04.375 --> 01:08:07.041
Uh, yeah, she's great, but, uh...
01:08:07.125 --> 01:08:09.916
Look, Joss, we're in trouble, okay?
All of us.
01:08:12.875 --> 01:08:14.500
What? What are you talking about?
01:08:14.625 --> 01:08:16.125
There's a lot I need to tell you.
01:08:16.166 --> 01:08:18.750
I know you've had trouble
trusting me in the past.
01:08:18.875 --> 01:08:22.625
I know you think I keep things from you,
but right now, you gotta trust me.
01:08:22.666 --> 01:08:25.750
- I don't want to lose either of you.
- Now you're freaking me out.
01:08:25.875 --> 01:08:29.041
Pack your bags, be ready to go,
and I will explain everything, okay?
01:08:29.125 --> 01:08:30.375
A bag?
01:08:30.416 --> 01:08:31.625
All right.
01:08:31.750 --> 01:08:33.625
Hey. You took your headphones off, huh?
01:08:33.750 --> 01:08:36.625
I already won my race.
Besides, looks like you can use my help.
01:08:37.875 --> 01:08:39.625
Uh, you're not wrong on that.
01:08:39.666 --> 01:08:41.041
Light!
01:08:45.875 --> 01:08:47.041
Whoa!
01:08:56.041 --> 01:08:57.291
Car!
01:08:59.916 --> 01:09:01.250
Thank you!
01:09:50.416 --> 01:09:51.750
All right, big jump. Big jump!
01:09:55.750 --> 01:09:57.000
There's a guy on the right!
01:10:09.666 --> 01:10:10.875
Hold on.
01:10:23.500 --> 01:10:24.791
Cover your ears, sweetie.
01:10:50.250 --> 01:10:51.791
That was awesome.
01:10:51.875 --> 01:10:53.750
Yeah? Just don't tell your mother.
01:11:03.250 --> 01:11:05.375
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
01:11:05.416 --> 01:11:08.625
Come on. All right. Come on. Let's run.
01:11:08.666 --> 01:11:11.125
- You ever heard of Jackie Joyner-Kersee?
- Uh, no.
01:11:11.250 --> 01:11:13.000
- I'll show her to you.
- Okay.
01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:19.000
No! No! No!
01:11:19.041 --> 01:11:21.041
No!
01:11:22.916 --> 01:11:24.416
No, no, no! Stop!
01:11:27.125 --> 01:11:28.166
Hola, Bud.
01:11:28.250 --> 01:11:30.875
I told you you'd be on your knees
begging for their lives.
01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:32.125
It's okay.آ It's okay.
01:11:32.166 --> 01:11:33.291
So beg.
01:11:33.375 --> 01:11:36.125
- Go to hell.
- Oh, your compadre said the same thing.
01:11:37.625 --> 01:11:40.000
Oh shit. Baby, I'm sorry.
01:11:40.041 --> 01:11:42.250
I'm sorry for this, Joss. Are you okay?
01:11:42.291 --> 01:11:43.291
Yeah.
01:11:43.791 --> 01:11:44.916
What is happening, Bud?
01:11:45.541 --> 01:11:48.375
I could try to explain it right now,
but it's not gonna make any sense.
01:11:48.875 --> 01:11:50.125
- But...
- But what?
01:11:52.250 --> 01:11:54.500
I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.
01:11:55.750 --> 01:11:57.041
Well, then, what are you?
01:11:58.125 --> 01:11:59.125
I...
01:12:00.625 --> 01:12:01.875
hunt vampires.
01:12:03.750 --> 01:12:06.000
- What?
- Yeah. I hunt vampires.
01:12:06.500 --> 01:12:09.250
- Vampires?
- Yeah. That's what I do.
01:12:09.750 --> 01:12:11.000
- Vampires?
- Yeah.
01:12:12.416 --> 01:12:16.250
Okay, so all of the lies, all of
the late-night calls, all of the locks...
01:12:16.375 --> 01:12:17.375
Come on, man.
01:12:17.500 --> 01:12:20.250
The reason I'm separated
from the man I love is vampires? Ow!
01:12:20.375 --> 01:12:21.750
Stop choking her like that!
01:12:22.416 --> 01:12:25.250
Come on, Bud. We said
we were gonna be honest with each other.
01:12:25.291 --> 01:12:26.291
We are.
01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:29.791
- I know. Don't look at it.
- Oh my God!
01:12:29.875 --> 01:12:31.750
Listen...
01:12:31.875 --> 01:12:34.000
I wanted to tell you.
I just didn't know how.
01:12:35.625 --> 01:12:37.500
Okay. Okay, so...
01:12:39.000 --> 01:12:40.375
Uh, what do you want?
01:12:40.500 --> 01:12:41.500
What do I want?
01:12:42.125 --> 01:12:44.500
You and your daughter.
01:12:45.250 --> 01:12:48.125
- They're not a part of this!
- Pendejo, you made them a part of it!
01:12:51.916 --> 01:12:53.625
- Don't touch me!
- Don't touch her!
01:12:53.666 --> 01:12:54.791
I'm not afraid of you.
01:12:54.875 --> 01:12:57.250
Such a brave muأ±eca.
01:12:57.291 --> 01:12:58.000
Take them.
01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:59.500
- No! No!
- No, don't touch her!
01:12:59.583 --> 01:13:01.958
- Leave her alone! Get your hands off her!
- Don't touch her!
01:13:01.958 --> 01:13:03.208
I'll come get you!
01:13:03.333 --> 01:13:04.625
Daddy!
01:13:04.708 --> 01:13:07.625
- I'mma fix all of this. I love y'all!
- Cأ،lmate, Bud.
01:13:07.708 --> 01:13:09.125
A new day is dawning,
01:13:09.208 --> 01:13:11.500
and your little girl's
gonna be a part of it.
01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:12.750
Get off of me.
01:13:15.875 --> 01:13:17.625
First, I'm gonna turn her,
01:13:17.708 --> 01:13:20.750
and then I'm gonna watch
as she drinks your wife.
01:13:21.500 --> 01:13:24.250
I wish
you could be there to see it,
01:13:24.333 --> 01:13:27.083
but I'm afraid
someone's having you for dinner.
01:13:47.333 --> 01:13:48.708
Daddy!
01:13:57.333 --> 01:13:58.333
Oh, I'm alive.
01:14:00.500 --> 01:14:01.833
Oh, Bud.
01:14:04.083 --> 01:14:05.583
Oh, I feel weird.
01:14:05.625 --> 01:14:07.375
Yeah, I bet... I bet you do.
01:14:07.458 --> 01:14:08.875
What happened to me?
01:14:08.958 --> 01:14:12.083
Just some bullshit. You know how shit go.
01:14:12.208 --> 01:14:13.333
But, uh...
01:14:13.833 --> 01:14:16.583
You probably wanna... check your teeth.
01:14:16.708 --> 01:14:17.750
Check my teeth?
01:14:17.833 --> 01:14:20.208
Yeah, just check them.
There's a mirror over there.
01:14:22.458 --> 01:14:24.750
Oh! Oh no!
01:14:26.083 --> 01:14:27.958
Oh no. Oh, that's not good.
01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:32.375
- What! That was totally involuntary.
- It's like a hiccup, probably.
01:14:32.458 --> 01:14:35.625
I'm sorry, man, it was all my fault.
01:14:35.708 --> 01:14:36.708
How you feel?
01:14:37.333 --> 01:14:39.958
Pretty horrified
about the fact that I'm a vampire.
01:14:40.083 --> 01:14:41.833
- Right. Right.
- But also like...
01:14:41.875 --> 01:14:43.875
- I don't know, kind of amazing.
- Yeah, like...
01:14:43.958 --> 01:14:46.708
Like my blood, it just...
it feels like it's on fire...
01:14:46.833 --> 01:14:49.083
Like you had, like,
a lot of energy drinks.
01:14:49.208 --> 01:14:51.250
Oh, I can smell everything!
01:14:52.333 --> 01:14:55.250
Oh God, did I shit myself this time?
01:14:55.333 --> 01:14:56.708
No, no, no, you look fine.
01:14:56.750 --> 01:14:58.708
- Is there like a mark?
- No, you look good.
01:14:58.833 --> 01:15:00.125
Everything looks great.
01:15:00.208 --> 01:15:01.958
Listen, let's just take it easy.
01:15:02.083 --> 01:15:04.083
We're gonna work this out.
01:15:04.125 --> 01:15:05.208
Oh wow.
01:15:05.333 --> 01:15:06.458
Mainly I just...
01:15:07.125 --> 01:15:08.375
Whoa, I just feel
01:15:08.875 --> 01:15:09.875
hungry!
01:15:14.833 --> 01:15:16.583
Goddamn it, Seth.
01:15:19.833 --> 01:15:20.708
I'm sorry, kid.
01:15:20.833 --> 01:15:22.875
I'm actually gonna miss you, man,
you know?
01:15:22.958 --> 01:15:25.208
It's crazy how
you get attached to someone.
01:15:25.333 --> 01:15:26.375
Oh shit.
01:15:29.458 --> 01:15:30.458
Bud?
01:15:31.958 --> 01:15:34.958
You cut my head off.
I thought we were friends.
01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:37.125
I... You rushed me.
01:15:37.208 --> 01:15:39.708
It's just reaction. That's what I do.
01:15:40.375 --> 01:15:43.458
It's in my blood. It's like...
You ever see Tyson? He...
01:15:44.208 --> 01:15:46.000
You don't walk up on Tyson either.
01:15:46.583 --> 01:15:48.208
Friendship is complicated, huh?
01:15:49.583 --> 01:15:52.083
Yeah, friendships are complicated.
01:15:52.708 --> 01:15:55.375
All right, wait. Follow my voice.
Left, there. Yep, okay.
01:15:55.458 --> 01:15:57.625
Easy. No. Okay, easy, easy.
01:15:58.583 --> 01:16:00.250
Okay, here we go.
01:16:00.333 --> 01:16:01.333
The *?
01:16:01.958 --> 01:16:03.083
Okay, gentle.
01:16:04.083 --> 01:16:05.250
Gentle.
01:16:07.583 --> 01:16:08.875
Huh. Still fits.
01:16:10.250 --> 01:16:11.250
Wha...
01:16:15.083 --> 01:16:16.500
Oh, it's been quite the week.
01:16:16.583 --> 01:16:18.833
Yeah, it has. You good?
01:16:19.875 --> 01:16:21.583
- How do I look?
- You look all right.
01:16:21.625 --> 01:16:23.208
- You feel all right?
- You swear?
01:16:23.833 --> 01:16:25.250
Yeah.
01:16:25.333 --> 01:16:26.583
- Hey!
- Sorry. Just kidding.
01:16:26.708 --> 01:16:28.708
- Okay. All right.
- Too soon. Too soon. All right.
01:16:31.208 --> 01:16:32.833
Hey, I'm sorry I tried to eat you.
01:16:32.958 --> 01:16:35.083
How 'bout we not report this
to Seeger until Monday?
01:16:35.208 --> 01:16:38.833
Seeger, shit. Oh, what?
You don't think he's gonna notice?
01:16:39.375 --> 01:16:42.250
What, am I just supposed to
wear turtlenecks from now on?
01:16:42.833 --> 01:16:46.208
I mean, I do look good in a T-neck,
but that's not sustainable.
01:16:47.583 --> 01:16:50.083
- Wait. Where are we going?
- Going to get my family back.
01:16:50.208 --> 01:16:52.500
I have to stop at my place
and get some information.
01:16:53.083 --> 01:16:55.750
What's going on with your neck?
Is it repairing itself?
01:16:56.583 --> 01:16:57.875
I actually think it is.
01:16:57.958 --> 01:17:00.083
Okay, just be careful.
Don't go over any speed bumps.
01:17:02.958 --> 01:17:04.208
Damn. Damn.
01:17:04.958 --> 01:17:05.958
My bad.
01:17:12.083 --> 01:17:14.583
You have a driving problem.
You know that, right?
01:17:14.625 --> 01:17:16.333
I gotta go to apartment 19.
01:17:17.125 --> 01:17:18.208
I'll be back in five.
01:17:24.333 --> 01:17:26.708
Heather, you just moved in.
Leaving so soon?
01:17:26.791 --> 01:17:28.916
Bud, just listen to me.
01:17:30.916 --> 01:17:32.458
Look, we need to talk.
01:17:32.541 --> 01:17:34.958
Talk? Vampires kidnapped my family.
You wanna talk?
01:17:35.041 --> 01:17:37.166
- I didn't have a choice.
- I don't give a rat's *.
01:17:48.416 --> 01:17:50.708
This is stupid, Bud.
Let me at least explain.
01:17:54.916 --> 01:17:56.041
Okay, listen.
01:17:56.166 --> 01:17:59.666
Because of you, my family got kidnapped,
and my friend is dead.
01:18:00.291 --> 01:18:01.166
Or undead.
01:18:01.208 --> 01:18:02.958
So I don't want no problems, I just...
01:18:05.041 --> 01:18:07.666
She turns people against their will.
01:18:07.750 --> 01:18:11.166
I wasn't even a familiar.
She just... just did this to me.
01:18:11.250 --> 01:18:13.125
You think I wanna
work for a monster like her?
01:18:13.250 --> 01:18:14.541
Then why do you?
01:18:19.125 --> 01:18:21.125
- She's my maker, okay?
- What?
01:18:21.250 --> 01:18:22.250
And an Uber Vamp.
01:18:22.291 --> 01:18:24.041
Look, she forced me to get close to you.
01:18:24.125 --> 01:18:26.250
She wanted to get back at you
for what you did to her.
01:18:26.291 --> 01:18:27.291
What you talking about?
01:18:28.166 --> 01:18:31.875
She just...
She just wanted to know how to hurt you.
01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:33.000
Why?
01:18:37.750 --> 01:18:39.791
So, you just gonna
light your finger on fire, huh?
01:18:48.375 --> 01:18:50.250
You killed a vampire Monday, didn't you?
01:18:50.375 --> 01:18:52.625
- Sweet old lady?
- Not so sweet, actually.
01:18:52.750 --> 01:18:54.375
That was Audrey's daughter.
01:18:56.166 --> 01:18:58.666
Daughter? How?
01:18:58.750 --> 01:19:01.750
When she came over, she had
a little girl she had to leave behind.
01:19:01.791 --> 01:19:05.416
So by the time they went back,
found her, and turned her, she was old.
01:19:05.916 --> 01:19:07.791
- And I killed her.
- And you killed her.
01:19:07.875 --> 01:19:09.750
And now they got Paige and Jocelyn.
01:19:09.875 --> 01:19:10.916
I'm sorry.
01:19:11.000 --> 01:19:14.500
Hey, Bud. I don't feel so good.
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:17.250
Could you hold my head for a little?
01:19:20.666 --> 01:19:21.750
Holy shit.
01:19:22.291 --> 01:19:23.791
Why are you doing this?
01:19:23.916 --> 01:19:25.166
Paige, don't talk to her.
01:19:25.291 --> 01:19:26.541
She has a right to know.
01:19:27.541 --> 01:19:29.541
You don't get to decide...
01:19:32.541 --> 01:19:35.541
I had a daughter once, feisty like you.
01:19:36.208 --> 01:19:38.083
I wanted to make a better world for her.
01:19:38.166 --> 01:19:41.041
A world where
she could be free from hiding.
01:19:41.708 --> 01:19:44.041
But your father took that away from me.
01:19:44.583 --> 01:19:47.333
Now, you see,
it's only fair I take you away from him.
01:19:47.416 --> 01:19:49.208
If you hurt her, I'll kill you.
01:19:49.208 --> 01:19:50.750
But I'm already dead.
01:19:52.875 --> 01:19:54.541
I'm not gonna hurt her, Ms. Jablonski.
01:19:54.625 --> 01:19:57.000
I'm gonna make sure
no one can ever hurt her again.
01:19:57.500 --> 01:19:59.375
You should thank me.
01:19:59.416 --> 01:20:00.875
A war is coming,
01:20:01.000 --> 01:20:03.625
and your little girl's
gonna be on the winning side.
01:20:05.041 --> 01:20:06.125
- No!
- Paige!
01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:09.166
Let me go!
01:20:10.041 --> 01:20:11.041
No. No!
01:20:19.250 --> 01:20:20.625
Come on.
01:20:23.541 --> 01:20:25.541
Seth, hold your head still.
01:20:26.125 --> 01:20:28.041
Looks like they've turned him
with Uber blood,
01:20:28.125 --> 01:20:30.041
so he'll be unpredictable for a while.
01:20:30.125 --> 01:20:32.041
He'll get under control eventually.
01:20:34.625 --> 01:20:35.500
Here.
01:20:35.541 --> 01:20:37.666
No, I'm pescatarian.
01:20:37.750 --> 01:20:38.750
Come on.
01:20:40.000 --> 01:20:41.916
There we go.
01:20:43.541 --> 01:20:46.375
You hunters are always
complaining about LA running dry.
01:20:46.500 --> 01:20:48.375
That's what Audrey's trying to change.
01:20:48.500 --> 01:20:50.250
It's, like, sweet but a little tangy.
01:20:50.291 --> 01:20:53.250
That's nice.
Oh yeah, get inside of me.
01:20:53.291 --> 01:20:56.125
She uses her cover as a realtor
to buy properties all over the Valley
01:20:56.250 --> 01:20:58.625
and move vamps
back in amongst the rest of us.
01:20:58.750 --> 01:21:00.625
Within a year, all vamp activity in LA
01:21:00.666 --> 01:21:03.125
will be traceable
to her sitting at the top.
01:21:03.166 --> 01:21:04.750
Not if I get to her first.
01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:06.416
I'll lead the way.
01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:09.416
- All right, I'm coming too.
- No, no, no. No. Hell no, Seth.
01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:11.875
You got too much energy now.
You fresh off some blood.
01:21:11.916 --> 01:21:14.500
I don't want you to switch up on me,
try to bite my kidneys out.
01:21:14.541 --> 01:21:16.000
No, Bud, listen. They tortured me.
01:21:16.125 --> 01:21:19.041
Okay, they drank my blood.
They cut my head off.
01:21:19.875 --> 01:21:23.500
I guess technically, you cut my head off,
but they turned me into this, okay?
01:21:23.625 --> 01:21:25.541
- I want to help take her down.
- Okay.
01:21:25.625 --> 01:21:28.541
We'll get you changed,
head back to my spot, and we'll gear up.
01:21:29.125 --> 01:21:30.791
- Oh, right now?
- Yeah, right now.
01:21:30.875 --> 01:21:33.291
What? It's dark out.
That's a suicide mission.
01:21:34.750 --> 01:21:36.791
Welcome to the * night shift.
01:22:03.375 --> 01:22:04.166
Oh shit!
01:22:04.250 --> 01:22:07.125
- Ah! Oh, they got me!
- Look, Seth, calm down!
01:22:08.500 --> 01:22:10.625
They're expecting humans.
It's lead. It can't hurt you.
01:22:10.625 --> 01:22:14.625
- Really?
- Yes. But, hey, let it make you mad.
01:22:59.791 --> 01:23:02.166
This one actually hurts. Shit. Ah! Ah!
01:23:10.750 --> 01:23:12.625
Bud, what do we do?
We're surrounded.
01:23:34.500 --> 01:23:35.875
Black Cowboy.
01:23:39.750 --> 01:23:40.875
Get down.
01:23:57.583 --> 01:23:59.416
Oh shit.
01:24:00.166 --> 01:24:01.541
How the hell you get here?
01:24:02.041 --> 01:24:03.041
The snowflake.
01:24:03.708 --> 01:24:05.041
I might have texted him.
01:24:05.666 --> 01:24:07.916
- Welcome to the * Union, brother.
- Thank you.
01:24:07.958 --> 01:24:10.416
- Hey, hey, if you don't get your * off...
- Oh. Sorry.
01:24:10.458 --> 01:24:11.458
- This way.
- Sorry.
01:24:11.541 --> 01:24:12.541
Come on, Big J.
01:24:12.666 --> 01:24:13.666
After you.
01:24:18.750 --> 01:24:22.500
Bud, in the back, look for the staircase.
That's the entrance to her tunnel.
01:24:22.583 --> 01:24:24.458
Keep going down, and you'll find her.
01:24:24.500 --> 01:24:26.958
There's a faster way down,
but you wouldn't survive it.
01:24:27.083 --> 01:24:28.333
We survive everything.
01:24:28.375 --> 01:24:30.166
See me fighting a bear,
you pour honey on me.
01:24:30.208 --> 01:24:31.750
You two go ahead. We'll catch up.
01:24:36.875 --> 01:24:38.750
Come on. Let's get cracking.
01:25:09.625 --> 01:25:11.208
Just like old times.
01:25:11.250 --> 01:25:12.333
I'm out.
01:25:14.833 --> 01:25:16.333
Look at this shit here. Jackpot.
01:25:16.458 --> 01:25:18.000
Man, look at all this gear.
01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:21.000
Okay.
01:25:22.625 --> 01:25:26.208
Ugh. Shit, look at this.
All this sunscreen.
01:25:26.333 --> 01:25:29.375
Vamps runnin' around in the day.
She could take over the Valley.
01:25:32.500 --> 01:25:33.958
Handle him, J!
01:25:34.583 --> 01:25:35.750
Okay.
01:25:35.833 --> 01:25:37.458
Oh shit.
01:25:37.583 --> 01:25:40.208
I see you. He didn't know, did he?
01:25:40.333 --> 01:25:41.333
He didn't know.
01:25:42.208 --> 01:25:44.458
Whoo! Get him, J.
01:25:47.375 --> 01:25:48.625
Stay down, fool.
01:25:48.708 --> 01:25:51.375
Yo. You did that
without even stretching, huh?
01:25:53.833 --> 01:25:55.083
That was my weak leg.
01:25:55.625 --> 01:25:57.833
See all this? Huh?
01:25:58.500 --> 01:25:59.500
All these guns?
01:26:00.833 --> 01:26:02.791
Check it out.
Silver-tipped wooden bullets.
01:26:02.833 --> 01:26:03.958
Vampire killers.
01:26:04.083 --> 01:26:05.208
What's that about?
01:26:06.375 --> 01:26:07.583
Is she El Jefe?
01:26:07.625 --> 01:26:09.625
Nah. El Jefe is bigger than this, brother.
01:26:09.708 --> 01:26:12.833
But, either way,
that * got an *-whooping coming.
01:26:14.125 --> 01:26:15.125
Yeah.
01:26:27.708 --> 01:26:29.000
Yeah, they down here.
01:26:31.333 --> 01:26:32.458
Let's get cracking.
01:26:32.583 --> 01:26:33.958
Just like old times.
01:26:39.208 --> 01:26:40.375
He's coming.
01:26:41.000 --> 01:26:42.208
I can smell him.
01:26:43.583 --> 01:26:47.000
I don't know how all this works,
but I know my husband,
01:26:47.500 --> 01:26:49.208
and he's gonna murder you.
01:26:49.250 --> 01:26:51.833
- Ex-husband.
- See, now you're just being a *.
01:26:52.458 --> 01:26:54.833
Bring him to me.
01:26:56.083 --> 01:26:57.083
Paige.
01:27:05.708 --> 01:27:08.708
- This place ain't creepy at all.
- Tell me about it.
01:27:09.708 --> 01:27:10.708
Here we go.
01:27:42.375 --> 01:27:43.375
Bud!
01:27:51.583 --> 01:27:54.250
Jablonski...
01:28:05.375 --> 01:28:07.500
John!
01:28:21.708 --> 01:28:23.291
That's how we do, baby.
01:28:23.416 --> 01:28:26.333
You know how we do.
We bag 'em, and we tag 'em.
01:28:26.416 --> 01:28:27.791
That's how we get it done.
01:28:28.333 --> 01:28:30.000
What's going on with you?
01:28:30.041 --> 01:28:32.541
Ain't nothing going on.
Ain't nothing wrong with me, man.
01:28:32.666 --> 01:28:35.458
- You all right?
- Shit. You know they can't * with me.
01:28:35.541 --> 01:28:37.041
Okay, butآ why you leaning like that?
01:28:37.083 --> 01:28:39.291
We been battle-tested.
This don't mean nothing.
01:28:39.416 --> 01:28:41.208
- All right.
- Nothing but a flesh wound, dog.
01:28:41.291 --> 01:28:44.833
Okay. Still, it don't look too good.
Come on, let's get up out of here.
01:28:46.208 --> 01:28:49.416
Come on. We ain't got much time.
Gotta get you out of here. Come on, man.
01:28:52.416 --> 01:28:53.541
Come on!
01:28:54.916 --> 01:28:57.625
- Big John, what the hell is you doing?
- I'm saving your Black *.
01:28:57.666 --> 01:28:58.791
What are you talking about?
01:28:58.833 --> 01:29:00.791
Go get your family right now. I got this.
01:29:00.833 --> 01:29:03.291
- We can't do it like this.
- You know I work alone.
01:29:04.208 --> 01:29:05.916
- You crazy *.
- Go.
01:29:06.041 --> 01:29:07.666
- You better stay alive.
- Go!
01:29:08.833 --> 01:29:10.416
I'll be here waiting for you!
01:29:15.916 --> 01:29:17.666
All right, *, come on!
01:30:00.041 --> 01:30:01.041
West side for life!
01:30:05.750 --> 01:30:06.791
John...
01:30:13.375 --> 01:30:17.375
I'm not supposed to kill you yet,
but you've been a real pain in the *,
01:30:18.041 --> 01:30:19.375
so give me one good reason.
01:30:19.416 --> 01:30:20.416
Burn in hell.
01:30:20.500 --> 01:30:21.625
Good enough.
01:30:38.791 --> 01:30:39.833
Go, we've got him.
01:31:01.000 --> 01:31:03.541
No!
01:31:05.958 --> 01:31:07.041
Paige! Stay back.
01:31:08.458 --> 01:31:09.458
Daddy!
01:31:09.541 --> 01:31:11.791
- Joss, you okay?
- Yeah.
01:31:12.333 --> 01:31:14.583
All right. I'll let you go.
01:31:14.666 --> 01:31:17.291
A life for a life
or whatever the hell you have.
01:31:19.416 --> 01:31:21.833
You took my daughter, Jablonski.
01:31:23.208 --> 01:31:25.208
- Mommy!
- Baby!
01:31:28.208 --> 01:31:29.750
I'm gonna kill your daddy,
01:31:29.833 --> 01:31:32.125
then I'm gonna make you
drink your mean old mommy,
01:31:32.208 --> 01:31:35.875
and then I'm gonna be
your new, improved mommy.
01:31:36.625 --> 01:31:38.041
How does that sound?
01:31:38.083 --> 01:31:39.083
I hate you!
01:31:39.583 --> 01:31:41.208
That's not very nice.
01:31:41.833 --> 01:31:42.833
I hate you too.
01:31:53.416 --> 01:31:54.416
Daddy!
01:32:32.250 --> 01:32:33.875
I should've just got another job.
01:32:37.291 --> 01:32:39.625
- Baby, get up!
- Come on, Daddy, get up!
01:32:39.750 --> 01:32:41.000
Baby, I'm trying.
01:32:41.041 --> 01:32:42.750
- Try harder.
- Oh, okay.
01:32:59.500 --> 01:33:03.416
In the end,
the devil comes for everyone.
01:33:07.625 --> 01:33:09.250
That's what you get.
01:33:09.291 --> 01:33:10.750
***
01:33:11.750 --> 01:33:13.000
No!
01:33:13.875 --> 01:33:14.416
Mommy!
01:33:23.000 --> 01:33:24.250
Pull!
01:33:47.041 --> 01:33:50.083
Wood to the heart, silver to the neck.
01:34:05.791 --> 01:34:08.041
Your last bullet, cabrأ³n?
01:34:19.166 --> 01:34:20.708
No!
01:34:32.541 --> 01:34:34.041
* pool boy.
01:34:35.000 --> 01:34:36.041
The best.
01:34:41.000 --> 01:34:42.041
Y'all good?
01:34:45.500 --> 01:34:46.500
Works every time.
01:34:46.625 --> 01:34:47.625
Let's go.
01:34:52.875 --> 01:34:54.125
Come on, babe. Let's go.
01:34:54.166 --> 01:34:54.791
Hey.
01:34:55.500 --> 01:34:57.041
Oh. Sorry.
01:34:57.541 --> 01:35:00.416
But, Bud... got my first pair of fangs.
01:35:00.500 --> 01:35:01.500
Whoa.
01:35:02.375 --> 01:35:03.666
That's big money right there.
01:35:03.750 --> 01:35:04.875
- Guess what?
- What's that?
01:35:05.000 --> 01:35:06.416
I didn't pee myself this time.
01:35:07.000 --> 01:35:09.291
- Get out.
- Vampires don't pee or poop.
01:35:09.375 --> 01:35:10.750
Nah, they don't.
01:35:11.375 --> 01:35:15.125
- Please let me have this little victory.
- Of course you can. C'mon. Let's go.
01:35:23.000 --> 01:35:24.125
Big John.
01:35:24.250 --> 01:35:25.625
I'll miss you, baby.
01:35:33.666 --> 01:35:34.500
Oh, no.
01:35:34.625 --> 01:35:35.750
Go ahead. Come on.
01:35:36.416 --> 01:35:38.041
It's got good energy in that.
01:35:41.500 --> 01:35:42.416
All right.
01:35:43.125 --> 01:35:46.208
And you. What are you, sick?
01:35:47.458 --> 01:35:48.833
- Uh, pink eye.
- What?
01:35:48.958 --> 01:35:50.833
It's when poo particles get in your eye.
01:35:51.958 --> 01:35:53.000
Where's Big John?
01:35:56.583 --> 01:35:58.958
Oh goddamn it!
01:36:00.333 --> 01:36:01.375
I did you a solid.
01:36:01.458 --> 01:36:05.333
But now you have
graciously returned the favor
01:36:05.458 --> 01:36:07.833
because after the shit
you pulled here tonight,
01:36:07.958 --> 01:36:10.083
I'll never have to deal with you again.
01:36:10.833 --> 01:36:12.375
For starters,
01:36:12.458 --> 01:36:17.000
flagrantly violating code 682,
operating outside of your shift.
01:36:17.083 --> 01:36:18.458
Actually, sir, if I may.
01:36:19.208 --> 01:36:22.333
Code 741 states that,
"If a hunter is in a 911 situation,
01:36:22.458 --> 01:36:24.333
he may circumvent normal operating hours
01:36:24.375 --> 01:36:27.250
so long as he notifies the Union
before entering," which he did.
01:36:27.333 --> 01:36:29.333
Thank you. Thank you for that.
01:36:29.375 --> 01:36:33.083
There's also code 584,
unlawful termination of familiars
01:36:33.125 --> 01:36:35.000
without prior authorization.
01:36:35.083 --> 01:36:37.833
Yes, sir, that is correct,
but Section 4 states,
01:36:37.875 --> 01:36:40.625
"When fired on, a hunter is
lawfully allowed to return fire,"
01:36:40.708 --> 01:36:42.083
which is what happened here.
01:36:42.833 --> 01:36:46.750
Code 424, "A Union hunter
must make all reasonable efforts
01:36:46.833 --> 01:36:50.833
to limit collateral damage to property
while engaging in a hunt."
01:36:50.875 --> 01:36:51.750
Boom!
01:36:51.833 --> 01:36:53.833
- Sir, code 42...
- I got this.
01:36:53.958 --> 01:36:58.583
Code 424 was rescinded by
the national office in January.
01:36:58.708 --> 01:37:00.625
Boom. Boom.
01:37:00.708 --> 01:37:03.125
- Someone's been reading.
- Saw it in the newsletter.
01:37:03.208 --> 01:37:05.333
Yeah. I see what's going on here.
01:37:06.833 --> 01:37:07.833
Loopholes.
01:37:09.208 --> 01:37:10.875
Think you're smarter than me?
01:37:11.375 --> 01:37:14.333
Then you can probably spell "traitor."
01:37:15.458 --> 01:37:16.250
Sure.
01:37:16.333 --> 01:37:19.083
T-R-A-I-T-O-R. What was the point of that?
01:37:23.125 --> 01:37:25.333
Carol's keeping her * desk.
01:37:25.458 --> 01:37:27.333
Good! She can have it.
01:37:27.458 --> 01:37:31.583
I'm a field man now!
Mowing down vamps with my best friend Bud.
01:37:34.583 --> 01:37:37.250
- That felt good.
- You did that.
01:37:37.333 --> 01:37:39.583
Wait. Shit. What are you
gonna do about the money?
01:37:39.625 --> 01:37:41.458
Oh, I'm good.
01:37:41.500 --> 01:37:43.208
Think I'm gonna be all right.
01:37:43.250 --> 01:37:44.250
And, uh...
01:37:45.458 --> 01:37:46.500
* Carol.
01:37:47.958 --> 01:37:49.125
Hey, should I drink Carol?
01:37:49.208 --> 01:37:50.708
No, no, that's a lot of cholesterol.
01:37:50.833 --> 01:37:51.833
Right, okay.
01:37:51.833 --> 01:37:54.458
I won't go out of my way,
but if, like, there's a chance encounter
01:37:54.583 --> 01:37:55.958
outside her house at night or...
01:37:56.000 --> 01:37:57.458
- Yeah. Later.
- See you, guys!
01:37:57.500 --> 01:37:58.833
- Bye.
- See you, guys.
01:38:00.458 --> 01:38:01.416
What about us?
01:38:02.375 --> 01:38:05.833
- Daddy, why do you call me Pickle?
- Because that's what you are, baby.
01:38:05.875 --> 01:38:08.750
Sometimes you're a sweet pickle,
sometimes you're a sour pickle,
01:38:08.833 --> 01:38:10.833
and sometimes you're a salty pickle.
01:38:10.875 --> 01:38:12.208
I love you, Daddy.
01:38:28.458 --> 01:38:30.208
That's what I love about LA.
01:38:31.208 --> 01:38:33.375
All the damn vampires.