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Pin on your diapers,
Charlie, and hit that nail.

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There you have it, Charlie.

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Twin Pines is finally complete.

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And one day, all of
this is gonna be yours.

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Don't * it up.

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Fore!

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Hola, Mr. Conroy!

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Buenos Dias, Eñejo!

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Amigo, amigo.

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Boss, are you here yet?

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What?

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We need an exterminator.

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Just call the cheapest one you can find.

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No more than three stars.

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You also need someone

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that will generally run this club,

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and not just run it into the ground.

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Little harsh for 8:00 a.m. Fred.

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How's that morning latte, Conroy?

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Oh, it was going great
until you * it up.

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So you'll black out
five minutes later than usual?

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- If I'm lucky.
- Perfect,

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I will update the schedule.

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Pop, phone.

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Pop,

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phone's ringing.

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What the hell do I pay you for?

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The phone's right behind you, you weirdo.

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Just answer it.

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Roach Smokers.

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Yes, ma'am.

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And where is this at?

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Twin Pines Country Club.

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I'm gonna send my best
man over there right now.

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Thank you very much.

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You hired someone new?

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Would you rather me
lower their expectations?

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You could.

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Might set a better precedent.

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Turn the damn TV off and
get your * to work.

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You want this off?

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Helps you sleep.

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You relive your glory days
on someone else's time.

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The only future you have in golf

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is at Twin Pines killing bugs.

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Ouch, that was so mean.

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Also, I've been hitting the
driving range every Wednesday,

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thank you very much.

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Oh, does Brandy know about this?

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Oh God, no.

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Please don't tell her also
that'd be a massive problem.

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Get your * out here and
make me some damn money.

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Okay, I love you so much.

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Hope you say it back someday.

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Yeah, I bet you do.

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Oh, not again.

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Ms. Gladys, you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Dehydrated.

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I'll send Emily over, stat.

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Gladys needs a little assistance
by the ninth hole Tee.

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Copy?

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Copy that, on my way.

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10-4.

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Emily's gonna bring you beer, Ms. Gladys.

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We're good.

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Shane, Jesus!

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What's up boss?

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Shainski had a big night,
* with a dude, again.

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It's called being experimental, Mikels,

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and dude was actually
quite the gentleman...

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and pretty * *y.

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Told you.

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You guys gonna clean this up?

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Hey, Linda!

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It's raining
men, girl, let's go!

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Let's get some drinks!

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Charlie, we've gotta
get this place together.

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Fred, honey, take it easy.

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Exterminator's on his way.

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Great, see if he'll cut us a deal.

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Yeah, how?

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Maybe he likes golf.

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Dixie Classic tournament...

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Ready to lose again?

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Won't be difficult.

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It's our year to host.

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A little patchwork on the greens.

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Call it good, and goodbye.

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And another thing.

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Fred, you are killing my buzz.

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Jarvis Boyd is the tournament
director this year,

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and you know his
inspections can be a *.

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He is not gonna give
Charlie Conroy any breaks.

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Twin Pines is of course for normal people.

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I'll keep it that way.

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There's a new rule in the Dixie this year.

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Oh, more good news.

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Any club that hasn't won

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in a 15 year tournament cycle is out.

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Spell it out for me, Fred.

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We have to win the Dixie Classic.

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Or, hear me,

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say goodbye to this stupid tradition!

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It's a dumb name anyway,

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What year is it?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Morning, everyone!

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Connie!

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What's shaking?

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It's our year to host the Dixie,

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you need to get this place in shape.

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What was that?

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What.

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I think I just cut you off.

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I wasn't even speaking, Nick.

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Oh, oh.

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Good answer.

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I have an appointment.

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Another online date?

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Wrong, I met her on a dating app,

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I'm modernizing.

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Court your online hussies somewhere else.

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Liquor's free here.

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No, it's not -

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Nick, it's 9:00 a.m.

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That's true, it is 9:00 a.m., Conroy.

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She better show up sooner or
I'm gonna start without her.

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Hello?

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Shit, she came in the front.

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Hey, the tournament -

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get this place in shape, huh?

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I need you to go out there
and talk to the exterminator.

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Is that a...

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That's where I cut you off.

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You're the exterminator?

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Yeah! What's your name?

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Jake.

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Hey Jake, I'm Nick.

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Nice to meet you.

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Jake, do you ever get in the mind of a bug

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when you do your work?

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Nah, I usually just kill 'em.

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Right.

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So what's the damage?

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Well, it's roaches which I'm sure you saw.

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Some cultures in the
Amazon believe roaches

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are premonition of death to the homeowner.

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Who do you think's gonna die, Jake?

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I mean, I don't really know you guys.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, I'll send
the bill soon as possible.

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Just in case.

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How about club credit?

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Beverages included, of course.

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No, no, that's not possible.

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All right, well send the bill over,

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we'll take care of it, quick.

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Yeah, we take any major credit card.

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We're just a regular company.

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Man, we really like that club
credit thing around here,

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but yeah, it's whatever, okay,

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what do you gotta do?

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All right, how about this?

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I'll give you a small
discount for a bucket of balls

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at the driving range.

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You got a deal.

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But no one can find out about this.

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Nobody.

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If my girl finds out, she will
literally cut my * off.

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Sir, I know secrets men have died for.

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Good men, men of honor.

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Yeah, whatever, man.

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Just don't tell anybody.

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I mean, I don't know my name.

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I won't tell me.

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You just said it was Nick.

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So she says, come to the hotel

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and text me when you get there.

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I do.

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She says there's this card
key underneath the mat,

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the side door, and there was.

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Opened the door...

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Didn't really know what to
expect, but I saw it right away.

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The bathroom would be right
there, but there was a,

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like a sheet completely
covering the bathroom door.

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But there was a slit in the sheet.

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What are you talking about?

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Yes, sir, I'd like
to make a return please.

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On an item number A2415.

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It's lube on the move.

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Yes, sir, I have two of those

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and I'd like return them both, please.

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There's Dogleg.

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Hey also, is this approved by FDA?

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No?

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So you still don't know
what she looks like?

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Not a clue.

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You guys gotta
keep hanging out, or?

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I hope so, man.

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Think it'll be something serious?

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I doubt it could possibly be.

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By the way, it's...

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Damn!

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* you man.

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Yeah man, thanks
for letting me do this.

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Oh, it's my pleasure.

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Thanks for listening to my story.

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Mom didn't like it.

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Holy shit.

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Man, you're pretty good.

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I'm gonna come up there
and kick your *, dude!

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Yeah, I used to play.

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Used to?

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Yeah, girlfriend.

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Ah, right.

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No, the blow-up-doll was fine.

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We just wish it was a girl not a guy.

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But it's fine, my wife loves him-

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You must have a huge *!

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Oh, not you sir.

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Do we like this guy?

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I don't even know that guy.

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What's the flattest iron
you're having there?

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We got a two!

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- You have a two iron?
- Oh yeah.

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For real?

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Wow, look at that.

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Get it.

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That'll work.

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Oh man, I can't wait to see this shit.

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What is this, a family heirloom?

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Nah, I don't have any family.

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Goddamn dude.

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I will be right back, sir.

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All right.

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So, what are the rules on the participants

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for the tournament?

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Employees and members, even I know that.

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This guy.

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You know, we're still looking
for a club for pro, right?

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Pro, what happened to Harvey?

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Oh, he's dead.

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What?

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How, when?

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A couple years, I have no idea really?

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My word.

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* you man.

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Damn you.

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Ah, * dude.

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My balls everywhere!

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Oh man.

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What the heck dude.

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* man.

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* you, man.

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What?

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No, I'll call you back.

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Good?

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* you!

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I can't hear you.

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I'm Jake.

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Jake!

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Hey, that was pretty
incredible on the range there.

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Oh, thanks man.

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I'm Charlie Conroy, I own all this.

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Oh, Jake Baxter.

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Nice to meet you.

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How much you make killing bugs, Jake?

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Not a ton.

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Oh, go ahead.

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What's up, Pop.

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Where in the hell have you been?

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Janice Wieman has called three times!

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I know, yes, I'm on it.

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You've been outta-

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I'm on it Pop.

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*in around on the golf course -

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I'm hanging up.

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Goodbye.
[Pop} Piece of shit.

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Work for me.

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What's that?

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I want you to be my golf pro.

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You serious?

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You got quite a reputation, you know that?

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I remember you from your college days.

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Oh yeah, my college days.

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Criminal, dropout, golf phenom...

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You'll fit right in man.

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What do you guys even pay?

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Double.

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Of half your current pay,

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10% increase, of course.

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Yeah, that's a really shitty deal. Sorry.

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Shit's also a fertilizer, Jake,

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plus you're an exterminator, so...

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You get a raise to have a cool job.

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Why don't you show up
tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m.

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Anything else Nick?

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Well, I mean you get
free buckets of balls.

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The world's yours, buddy.

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Yeah, I can't, I'm sorry.

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That would be a huge
problem with my girlfriend.

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She should be happy if you're happy, Jake.

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And if not just dump her *.

00:14:26.210 --> 00:14:30.229
I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so.

00:14:30.230 --> 00:14:32.649
I'm sure she's understanding.

00:14:32.650 --> 00:14:34.177
And rich and beautiful? No.

00:14:34.180 --> 00:14:36.680
How does she feel about
your current employment?

00:14:37.450 --> 00:14:41.279
It's literally anything
but golf is allowed.

00:14:41.280 --> 00:14:42.013
Really?

00:14:42.016 --> 00:14:43.419
That's kind of where I right now.

00:14:43.420 --> 00:14:44.779
Jesus.

00:14:44.780 --> 00:14:45.959
I'm sorry.

00:14:46.160 --> 00:14:48.279
Yes Pop, I'm just finishing up over here.

00:14:48.280 --> 00:14:51.773
It's okay Jake, you're fired.

00:14:55.610 --> 00:14:56.610
Hello?

00:14:59.960 --> 00:15:00.983
I just got fired.

00:15:12.393 --> 00:15:13.599
See you tomorrow morning.

00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:14.600
9:00 a.m.

00:15:18.450 --> 00:15:19.573
Oh, goddamn it.

00:16:03.890 --> 00:16:04.890
Well gentlemen,

00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:08.539
welcome to the quarterly board meeting

00:16:08.540 --> 00:16:11.159
of the Magnolia Pointe Country Club.

00:16:11.160 --> 00:16:13.649
Our first order of business today

00:16:14.050 --> 00:16:18.750
is to revoke the membership
of Mr. Gerald Schilner.

00:16:19.014 --> 00:16:22.952
It seems his financials

00:16:23.020 --> 00:16:26.599
are not in line with
this club's requirements.

00:16:26.602 --> 00:16:29.259
And his car's five years
old for heaven sakes.

00:16:29.260 --> 00:16:30.623
And it's hunter green.

00:16:31.790 --> 00:16:34.026
Poor people, ew.

00:16:34.027 --> 00:16:35.513
Zip it, you twats!

00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.000
Daddy.

00:16:39.700 --> 00:16:40.989
Anything else?

00:16:40.990 --> 00:16:43.069
Yeah, I just talked to Darcy Dobbins.

00:16:43.070 --> 00:16:46.153
It seems Twin Pines has
hired a new golf pro.

00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:48.273
Did they?

00:16:48.274 --> 00:16:49.300
Yes, sir, Mr. Boyd.

00:16:50.510 --> 00:16:53.233
An exterminator... Jake Baxter.

00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:56.067
JAKE BAXTER!?

00:16:58.179 --> 00:16:59.459
Yeah, we are familiar.

00:16:59.560 --> 00:17:01.569
He was on my golf team in college.

00:17:01.570 --> 00:17:03.749
He got kicked out for selling drugs.

00:17:03.750 --> 00:17:04.873
Is he any good?

00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:07.709
He beat Adrian a few times.

00:17:07.710 --> 00:17:09.199
I was injured.

00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:10.632
Okay, then what?

00:17:10.633 --> 00:17:13.519
Then he became a loser
exterminator, genius.

00:17:13.520 --> 00:17:14.549
Duh.

00:17:14.550 --> 00:17:15.653
Not anymore.

00:17:16.740 --> 00:17:19.585
Clean your ugly face, ugly person.

00:17:19.586 --> 00:17:20.930
Oh burn.

00:17:22.630 --> 00:17:24.549
* you Thomas.
* you.

00:17:24.750 --> 00:17:29.123
So what exactly do we need to
know about this Baxter guy?

00:17:33.074 --> 00:17:35.774
I said, what do we need to
know about this Baxter guy?

00:17:51.020 --> 00:17:53.975
Please don't use that thing without me
that will...

00:17:54.874 --> 00:17:57.875
ruin my confidence, Brandy, please.

00:17:59.960 --> 00:18:01.383
Can I at least have my keys?

00:18:43.790 --> 00:18:44.790
Excuse me.

00:18:45.550 --> 00:18:46.649
Sorry.

00:18:46.650 --> 00:18:47.653
Shut the * up man!

00:18:49.210 --> 00:18:51.003
We're trying to surprise someone.

00:18:52.190 --> 00:18:53.560
Who are we surprising?

00:18:53.661 --> 00:18:54.600
You're still talking?

00:18:54.601 --> 00:18:56.152
I'm sorry, man.

00:18:56.153 --> 00:18:58.239
Dude, we got a new golf pro.

00:18:58.242 --> 00:19:01.205
Just go and spray or whatever you do, bro.

00:19:06.298 --> 00:19:07.797
You're gonna laugh, but

00:19:08.299 --> 00:19:10.099
I think I'm the new golf pro.

00:19:11.511 --> 00:19:13.387
Unless you hired more than one.

00:19:13.390 --> 00:19:14.223
What?

00:19:14.226 --> 00:19:15.225
I'm Jake.

00:19:16.060 --> 00:19:19.149
I met Conroy yesterday, and Nick.

00:19:19.150 --> 00:19:21.219
* surprise bro.

00:19:21.222 --> 00:19:25.251
Hey Jake! Someone unjammed
the back door, that's awesome.

00:19:25.301 --> 00:19:26.301
Whoa.

00:19:27.120 --> 00:19:28.569
We love surprises around here.

00:19:28.570 --> 00:19:29.403
We just love 'em.

00:19:29.403 --> 00:19:30.236
We're not good at 'em but-

00:19:30.237 --> 00:19:31.909
No, no, I was surprised.

00:19:31.910 --> 00:19:34.099
Yeah, hey, grab some candy if you want.

00:19:34.100 --> 00:19:34.933
I'm good for now.

00:19:34.933 --> 00:19:35.830
Okay, okay.

00:19:35.831 --> 00:19:37.619
Yeah, we already got into that piñata.

00:19:37.620 --> 00:19:38.939
I mean it's a piñata, yeah.

00:19:38.940 --> 00:19:41.629
Hey, this is the Twin Pines crew.

00:19:41.930 --> 00:19:42.870
How's it going everybody?

00:19:42.871 --> 00:19:45.256
Yeah, look at that.
Thank you for this.

00:19:45.259 --> 00:19:47.151
Jake... uh, Baxter.

00:19:47.250 --> 00:19:49.893
Yeah, our head greensman, Eñejo.

00:19:50.530 --> 00:19:51.809
Hey, aloha amigo.

00:19:51.810 --> 00:19:52.643
Aloha.

00:19:52.644 --> 00:19:56.109
Hey, pacha-mama of the
Aztec nation welcomes you.

00:19:56.110 --> 00:19:58.819
Yeah, pacha-mama uh back at you.

00:19:58.820 --> 00:20:00.353
Tell her, I said hello.

00:20:01.280 --> 00:20:04.029
Goes to Peru one week,
changes him forever.

00:20:04.030 --> 00:20:05.020
That's where we met actually.

00:20:05.021 --> 00:20:06.102
Follow me.

00:20:06.303 --> 00:20:08.139
This is Fred, she's our bad* bartender.

00:20:08.140 --> 00:20:09.659
Fred, is it?
Fred.

00:20:09.660 --> 00:20:10.682
As in like...

00:20:10.685 --> 00:20:11.936
Fred.

00:20:12.135 --> 00:20:13.459
Your name is Fred.

00:20:13.460 --> 00:20:15.079
We got Shainski, Mikels.

00:20:15.080 --> 00:20:16.589
I would avoid them if you could.

00:20:16.590 --> 00:20:18.679
You're late to the party, bro.

00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:21.533
That's okay, Jake's running late too.

00:20:22.930 --> 00:20:24.339
Are they good?

00:20:24.340 --> 00:20:25.739
No, they're not.

00:20:25.740 --> 00:20:27.109
All right, here we have Emily.

00:20:27.110 --> 00:20:29.039
She drives the beer cart.

00:20:29.040 --> 00:20:30.399
And her sister as hot as hell

00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:31.909
and doesn't think that I am.

00:20:31.910 --> 00:20:33.149
Bummer.
Yeah.

00:20:33.150 --> 00:20:34.419
Hi Jake.
How's it going?

00:20:34.420 --> 00:20:36.839
Your expertise is a welcome change.

00:20:36.840 --> 00:20:39.789
Hopefully you work out better
than the last head pro.

00:20:39.790 --> 00:20:40.879
He died.

00:20:40.880 --> 00:20:42.069
Yeah.

00:20:42.070 --> 00:20:42.910
Did he really die?

00:20:42.911 --> 00:20:44.359
Oh yeah, he died real hard.

00:20:44.360 --> 00:20:45.200
Oh.

00:20:45.201 --> 00:20:47.973
Last and very least, we have Dogleg.

00:20:48.930 --> 00:20:50.639
He drives the picker cart,
which you demolished,

00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:52.299
but he also runs the pro shop

00:20:52.300 --> 00:20:53.479
and you could use some new threads.

00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:54.779
So go ahead and do your thing Leg.

00:20:54.780 --> 00:20:56.539
I say a medium shirt, 32 by 30 pants.

00:20:56.910 --> 00:20:58.149
Yeah, actually dead on.

00:20:58.150 --> 00:21:00.909
You hit my cart again,
I'll rip those nuts off.

00:21:01.112 --> 00:21:01.845
Cool.

00:21:01.848 --> 00:21:04.073
Sorry, I didn't know I would
like meet you in person.

00:21:04.170 --> 00:21:05.949
Okay, beer.

00:21:05.950 --> 00:21:07.539
I'm good, thank you.

00:21:07.540 --> 00:21:08.541
Little early, don't you think?

00:21:08.543 --> 00:21:10.159
It's like 9:00 a.m.
Okay.

00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:12.249
Thank you, thank you for saying that.

00:21:12.250 --> 00:21:14.220
I think we started around 7:00, right?

00:21:14.221 --> 00:21:15.344
6:00?
6:30.

00:21:15.345 --> 00:21:16.316
Maybe 6:30.

00:21:16.317 --> 00:21:17.150
El YESTARDA

00:21:17.151 --> 00:21:18.300
Enejo hasn't stopped.

00:21:19.594 --> 00:21:20.427
Really?

00:21:20.467 --> 00:21:21.420
Yeah.

00:21:21.421 --> 00:21:25.259
So you guys all just drink
as soon as the day starts.

00:21:25.260 --> 00:21:26.260
Welcome to hell.

00:21:27.300 --> 00:21:29.449
Right on, cool.

00:21:29.450 --> 00:21:31.853
So who's all like running things?

00:21:36.260 --> 00:21:37.510
Back to work, everyone!

00:21:42.030 --> 00:21:43.030
Gotcha!

00:21:43.768 --> 00:21:45.079
We so got him.

00:21:45.080 --> 00:21:46.689
Yeah, this place pretty much runs itself.

00:21:46.690 --> 00:21:47.929
We're fine.

00:21:47.930 --> 00:21:48.888
It does?

00:21:48.891 --> 00:21:50.131
Yeah.

00:21:50.230 --> 00:21:51.130
I don't know.

00:21:51.131 --> 00:21:52.259
I do...

00:21:52.260 --> 00:21:53.093
and you do too.

00:21:53.094 --> 00:21:55.969
Hey, let me show you your office.

00:21:55.970 --> 00:21:56.803
I have an office.

00:21:56.804 --> 00:21:58.639
* yeah, you have an office.

00:21:58.640 --> 00:21:59.473
Oh yeah, sure.

00:21:59.473 --> 00:22:00.306
Show me the office.

00:22:00.306 --> 00:22:01.139
Follow me.
All right.

00:22:01.140 --> 00:22:02.519
Excuse me.
Sorry.

00:22:02.520 --> 00:22:03.520
Yep, here we go.

00:22:04.940 --> 00:22:05.773
Oh, is this it?

00:22:05.774 --> 00:22:07.139
Yeah.
Oh, okay.

00:22:07.140 --> 00:22:07.873
Yeah.

00:22:07.876 --> 00:22:08.806
I thought you said, I got an office.

00:22:08.807 --> 00:22:09.929
I don't think I said that.

00:22:09.930 --> 00:22:11.919
Now get back there, feel it out.

00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:12.753
Sure.

00:22:12.754 --> 00:22:14.319
No, yeah, this is nice.

00:22:14.320 --> 00:22:15.489
Yeah, it is.

00:22:15.490 --> 00:22:17.739
- Yeah, this is...
- A desk.

00:22:18.040 --> 00:22:19.149
Yeah, this is plenty.

00:22:19.150 --> 00:22:21.089
Agreed, agreed.

00:22:21.090 --> 00:22:22.339
Oops.

00:22:22.340 --> 00:22:23.340
It's all right.

00:22:24.290 --> 00:22:25.123
Oh my God.

00:22:25.124 --> 00:22:26.123
That.

00:22:26.970 --> 00:22:28.299
Can't waste that.

00:22:28.300 --> 00:22:29.300
Yeah.

00:22:30.390 --> 00:22:34.419
So just to be clear, what
exactly is my job supposed to be?

00:22:34.420 --> 00:22:36.670
You know, go out to
the range and practice,

00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.399
participate in our annual tournament.

00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.239
Glad-hand the members and the guests.

00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:43.219
Club pro shit.

00:22:43.220 --> 00:22:44.289
Wait, I have to play in a tournament?

00:22:44.290 --> 00:22:45.979
Yeah, it's not a big deal, it'll be fun.

00:22:45.980 --> 00:22:47.209
There's no pressure, we never win.

00:22:47.210 --> 00:22:49.389
Okay, I haven't played
golf in like seven years.

00:22:49.390 --> 00:22:51.153
Well, I appreciate your modesty.

00:22:51.925 --> 00:22:53.202
What is that?

00:22:53.205 --> 00:22:54.144
What?

00:22:54.147 --> 00:22:55.146
Is that a hickey?

00:22:56.560 --> 00:22:57.490
It's definitely not a hickey.

00:22:57.491 --> 00:22:59.649
I haven't had a hickey
in a really long time.

00:22:59.650 --> 00:23:01.039
You dog, let's get you
outta those clothes.

00:23:01.040 --> 00:23:03.199
Is there something on my neck, Nick?

00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:04.952
Nick, my neck?

00:23:17.860 --> 00:23:19.732
All right, so this is
where you'll be schmoozing

00:23:19.733 --> 00:23:22.319
with the guests, the
members, the drunk golfers,

00:23:22.320 --> 00:23:25.066
giving 'em tips and tricks
and stuff like that.

00:23:25.067 --> 00:23:26.269
Let's do a shot.

00:23:26.270 --> 00:23:27.846
I'm good, thank you.

00:23:27.847 --> 00:23:28.847
All right.

00:23:33.780 --> 00:23:34.829
You are spilling that.

00:23:34.830 --> 00:23:36.579
All over the bar, sure.

00:23:36.580 --> 00:23:37.480
Great.

00:23:37.481 --> 00:23:39.099
All right, there you go.

00:23:39.100 --> 00:23:40.879
I said no, thank you.

00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:41.880
I'll take both.

00:23:43.080 --> 00:23:45.119
Jake, I'm sure no one's told you.

00:23:45.120 --> 00:23:46.929
So let me be the first.

00:23:46.930 --> 00:23:48.849
We're not gonna make it to next quarter.

00:23:49.250 --> 00:23:52.239
Fred, easy, it's his first day.

00:23:52.540 --> 00:23:53.709
Welcome Jake.

00:23:53.710 --> 00:23:54.699
Where's your glass?

00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:56.450
I actually don't drink.

00:23:57.900 --> 00:23:58.900
What?

00:24:00.049 --> 00:24:02.069
If I have one drink, then within the hour,

00:24:02.070 --> 00:24:04.639
I'll be out on that
fairway * smoking meth.

00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:06.990
It's like a whole problem,
people will hate me.

00:24:07.890 --> 00:24:09.129
People would love you.

00:24:09.130 --> 00:24:10.629
Whoa, whoa, whoa, do not try to corrupt

00:24:10.630 --> 00:24:11.599
our new golf pro.

00:24:11.600 --> 00:24:12.949
The hell is wrong with you two.

00:24:12.952 --> 00:24:14.499
Fred is right.

00:24:14.500 --> 00:24:16.969
It's actually kind of perfect.

00:24:16.970 --> 00:24:18.529
Not only do we need to fix this place up,

00:24:18.530 --> 00:24:20.609
but we need to win that prize money.

00:24:20.610 --> 00:24:23.959
And if Jake is sober, God help him,

00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:25.760
maybe that will improve our chances.

00:24:27.100 --> 00:24:28.700
I'm glad you think that's funny.

00:24:29.770 --> 00:24:32.979
Now who besides the three of
us here can actually play golf?

00:24:32.980 --> 00:24:35.469
Well, we got me.
One.

00:24:35.470 --> 00:24:36.589
You.
Two.

00:24:36.590 --> 00:24:38.479
There's this guy.
Now three.

00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:40.269
Yeah, you're right.

00:24:40.270 --> 00:24:41.539
We need one more.

00:24:41.540 --> 00:24:43.569
Conroy, we have to win
the tournament this year.

00:24:43.570 --> 00:24:45.539
Have we ever won the tournament?

00:24:45.540 --> 00:24:46.540
Yeah.

00:24:47.370 --> 00:24:48.543
A long time ago.

00:24:49.410 --> 00:24:51.919
My dad started the Dixie
when he built this club,

00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:53.679
I can't get us kicked out of it.

00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:55.679
Besides we need that * prize money.

00:24:56.380 --> 00:24:57.869
We can do countless things.

00:24:57.870 --> 00:25:01.239
We could do like a yard sale of some sort.

00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:03.939
We could do a car, like a *y car wash.

00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:04.773
Something, I don't know.

00:25:04.774 --> 00:25:05.829
We could strip down and get some...

00:25:05.830 --> 00:25:06.734
I'm not doing a car wash.

00:25:06.735 --> 00:25:08.369
I don't know, I'm just riffing.

00:25:08.370 --> 00:25:10.859
We lose the tournament, we lose the money,

00:25:10.860 --> 00:25:13.299
we lose the club, we lose our jobs.

00:25:13.300 --> 00:25:14.849
I'm losing my buzz.

00:25:14.852 --> 00:25:15.781
Anyone wanna shot?

00:25:15.784 --> 00:25:16.799
Deal me in.
Jake?

00:25:16.800 --> 00:25:18.089
No, I'm still sober.

00:25:18.090 --> 00:25:21.999
So Conroy, do I have to play
against other like, club pros?

00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.749
Relax, it's captain's choice.

00:25:23.750 --> 00:25:25.129
Best ball wins each stroke.

00:25:25.130 --> 00:25:26.387
No, no, that's the whole thing.

00:25:26.390 --> 00:25:28.469
That's what I was telling you, I can't.

00:25:28.470 --> 00:25:29.779
My girlfriend.

00:25:29.780 --> 00:25:32.019
Look, who is this girl?

00:25:32.020 --> 00:25:33.193
Why does she hate golf?

00:25:34.410 --> 00:25:38.499
Jake, many psychologists
affirm that malicious feelings

00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:40.569
toward a significant others' key interest

00:25:40.570 --> 00:25:41.931
is very, very toxic.

00:25:41.934 --> 00:25:44.367
Psychologists don't
even know my girlfriend.

00:25:44.370 --> 00:25:47.009
We're fine, we're in love.

00:25:47.510 --> 00:25:50.253
I like her a lot and we're happy.

00:25:53.410 --> 00:25:54.808
When I was in college, on the golf team,

00:25:54.810 --> 00:25:56.167
I used to get in a lot of trouble

00:25:56.170 --> 00:25:59.258
and her whole family kinda hates me.

00:25:59.261 --> 00:26:00.261
Yeah.

00:26:02.040 --> 00:26:03.619
So shots?

00:26:03.620 --> 00:26:04.809
No, I don't drink.

00:26:04.812 --> 00:26:05.879
I permanently don't drink.

00:26:05.882 --> 00:26:07.859
Okay.
At all.

00:26:07.860 --> 00:26:08.860
All right.

00:26:10.370 --> 00:26:11.370
I get it.

00:26:14.001 --> 00:26:15.719
Sarah, the pleasure's all mine.

00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:17.569
Thank you so much.

00:26:17.570 --> 00:26:19.669
Your application has been submitted,

00:26:19.670 --> 00:26:21.739
so I hope I get to call
you in a couple of weeks

00:26:21.740 --> 00:26:22.630
with the good news.

00:26:22.631 --> 00:26:23.739
Well, I'm excited, Sarah.

00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:26.069
I've been looking forward to
playing this place a long time.

00:26:26.070 --> 00:26:27.759
Oh, it's the my pleasure.

00:26:27.760 --> 00:26:29.189
Yes, you have a great day.

00:26:29.190 --> 00:26:30.299
I'll see you soon.
Yeah, you too.

00:26:30.300 --> 00:26:31.300
Okay.

00:26:51.940 --> 00:26:53.209
Relax, Sarah.

00:26:53.210 --> 00:26:54.150
Oh, I was...

00:26:54.151 --> 00:26:55.839
No, I thought I would just drop by

00:26:55.840 --> 00:26:57.809
and see how you were doing.

00:26:58.210 --> 00:27:00.205
I am doing fine.

00:27:00.601 --> 00:27:03.251
You know that applicant

00:27:03.254 --> 00:27:06.344
that was just in here a little while ago.
Yes.

00:27:07.004 --> 00:27:10.099
He seemed a little, what's the word?

00:27:10.100 --> 00:27:13.903
Unconventional,
non-traditional, different.

00:27:16.030 --> 00:27:17.030
Sure.

00:27:17.700 --> 00:27:20.624
All business aside, that

00:27:21.100 --> 00:27:23.350
offer for that second drink still stands.

00:27:23.351 --> 00:27:25.099
Oh, yeah.

00:27:25.100 --> 00:27:29.689
Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted.

00:27:29.690 --> 00:27:31.543
The end of a long day, you know?

00:27:33.310 --> 00:27:34.429
But thank you.

00:27:34.430 --> 00:27:36.430
We'll take this up at a different time.

00:27:41.620 --> 00:27:43.339
All right everybody, listen up.

00:27:43.340 --> 00:27:44.939
I got an announcement to make.

00:27:44.940 --> 00:27:47.519
We've got the Dixie tournament coming up

00:27:47.520 --> 00:27:50.109
and short story shorter, we have to win.

00:27:50.110 --> 00:27:52.489
So we are getting our shit together, okay.

00:27:52.490 --> 00:27:55.059
The team is gonna be
Jake, Nick and myself,

00:27:55.060 --> 00:27:58.117
which means only one of you
needs to learn how to play

00:27:58.619 --> 00:27:59.659
golf.

00:28:00.060 --> 00:28:01.689
Who's the best here at Twin Pines?

00:28:01.690 --> 00:28:03.299
Yeah, who s the least?

00:28:03.300 --> 00:28:04.799
That'd be Shane when he's sober,

00:28:04.800 --> 00:28:07.139
but one sip of booze, he's *.

00:28:07.140 --> 00:28:08.403
Harsh dude.

00:28:09.560 --> 00:28:10.560
It's true.

00:28:11.510 --> 00:28:13.999
Jake, all I know is that
you gotta beat that douche

00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.299
at Magnolia Pointe.

00:28:15.300 --> 00:28:16.339
Yeah, I am aware.

00:28:16.340 --> 00:28:17.190
Thank you, Emily.

00:28:17.191 --> 00:28:19.869
Yeah, Adrian Boyd has
not lost in seven years.

00:28:19.870 --> 00:28:22.121
Still the biggest douchebag
in seven kingdoms.

00:28:22.122 --> 00:28:22.955
Am I?

00:28:22.956 --> 00:28:24.349
Is he?

00:28:24.350 --> 00:28:25.553
Oh Christ.

00:28:27.350 --> 00:28:29.279
Jake * Baxter.

00:28:29.780 --> 00:28:32.299
I haven't seen you since
you were being a loser,

00:28:32.700 --> 00:28:34.669
letting everyone down.

00:28:34.870 --> 00:28:37.434
Shouldn't you be somewhere
spraying cockroaches?

00:28:40.530 --> 00:28:41.969
You know this prick?

00:28:41.970 --> 00:28:43.779
Yeah, for sure.

00:28:43.780 --> 00:28:45.139
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:47.639
is my future brother-in-law, can't wait.

00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:50.728
Maybe you people haven't realized this,

00:28:51.189 --> 00:28:54.383
but your new golf pro
is a convicted felon,

00:28:55.560 --> 00:28:59.024
an alcoholic and a drug addict.

00:28:59.525 --> 00:29:01.056
Yeah.

00:29:01.057 --> 00:29:02.057
Yeah!

00:29:02.750 --> 00:29:03.829
Don't cheer, don't cheer.

00:29:03.830 --> 00:29:04.922
I'm sober now, seven years.

00:29:04.923 --> 00:29:07.223
I keep telling you guys.
Thank you.

00:29:07.740 --> 00:29:10.399
Baxter, you deserve to be in this dump.

00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:11.729
Jesus!

00:29:11.730 --> 00:29:12.829
What color is your ceiling?

00:29:12.830 --> 00:29:13.830
Cancer?

00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:16.840
What's with this homeless guy?

00:29:17.042 --> 00:29:18.642
4

00:29:19.206 --> 00:29:20.506
1

00:29:20.906 --> 00:29:22.706
//

00:29:24.110 --> 00:29:25.246
* you.

00:29:25.590 --> 00:29:26.899
The * do you want?

00:29:26.900 --> 00:29:28.719
Just trying to grab some beers, man.

00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:30.239
Catch the scenery.

00:29:30.540 --> 00:29:32.819
Trying to figure out what
happened to this shithole.

00:29:33.620 --> 00:29:36.879
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat.

00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:38.620
Wow.
How about no.

00:29:38.621 --> 00:29:41.459
All right, I'm sorry, but her name's Fred.

00:29:41.460 --> 00:29:42.929
Fred?
Yeah.

00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:45.049
Oh, I'll call your name out later, baby.

00:29:45.550 --> 00:29:46.899
Fred, Fred.

00:29:46.900 --> 00:29:48.349
It's a guy's name.

00:29:48.350 --> 00:29:49.450
Oh Jesus.

00:29:50.270 --> 00:29:52.569
Hey, watch it bro, I'll sue your *.

00:29:52.570 --> 00:29:53.859
Hold me back, man.

00:29:53.860 --> 00:29:56.469
Hey man, you're lucky
they're holding me back, bro.

00:29:56.470 --> 00:29:58.249
Slow down *.

00:29:58.450 --> 00:29:59.819
Shitty bar anyway.

00:29:59.820 --> 00:30:01.369
I think it's time for you to go.

00:30:01.370 --> 00:30:03.920
This place makes my eyes
want to kill themselves.

00:30:05.140 --> 00:30:06.140
Let's go.

00:30:07.450 --> 00:30:08.450
Wait.

00:30:09.710 --> 00:30:11.159
Hey Jake.

00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:11.993
What?

00:30:11.994 --> 00:30:14.550
Don't you wanna know what
my handicap is these days?

00:30:15.790 --> 00:30:17.693
Your personality?
Impotence?

00:30:18.560 --> 00:30:19.560
Oh my God.

00:30:21.650 --> 00:30:23.093
You think you can beat me.

00:30:27.191 --> 00:30:28.191
Oh my God.

00:30:29.990 --> 00:30:31.859
That is so adorable.

00:30:31.860 --> 00:30:33.690
I just wanna pinch you.

00:30:36.417 --> 00:30:37.443
I do!

00:30:37.444 --> 00:30:39.044
You know what, I do.

00:30:39.045 --> 00:30:40.734
It wouldn't be anything new, would it?

00:30:41.035 --> 00:30:43.449
That was seven years ago, man.

00:30:43.550 --> 00:30:46.299
Conroy, is this little *
the only competition we have?

00:30:46.500 --> 00:30:49.879
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge *.

00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:51.219
Huge.

00:30:51.220 --> 00:30:52.130
Gaping.

00:30:52.131 --> 00:30:54.059
When he poots, it goes whoooo.

00:30:54.060 --> 00:30:55.060
Wind tunnel.

00:30:58.320 --> 00:31:00.769
Why are you bragging about that?

00:31:00.770 --> 00:31:01.989
Watch your shit, Baxter.

00:31:01.990 --> 00:31:03.199
Yeah, I'll watch my shit, bro.

00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:05.659
I'll watch my shit drop on your face.

00:31:05.660 --> 00:31:07.451
Yeah gross, I'm sorry.

00:31:07.452 --> 00:31:09.719
I don't usually say stuff like that.

00:31:10.020 --> 00:31:11.069
I don't know what to say to that.

00:31:11.070 --> 00:31:12.070
Come on.

00:31:13.420 --> 00:31:15.229
Later nerds.

00:31:15.230 --> 00:31:17.509
Hey guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:31:17.510 --> 00:31:19.923
Wow, *.

00:31:20.952 --> 00:31:22.461
A bit of a scene, huh?

00:31:22.762 --> 00:31:24.516
I'm sorry about that everybody.

00:31:24.817 --> 00:31:26.059
I have kind of a history with that guy.

00:31:26.060 --> 00:31:27.699
You just gotta externalize him, man.

00:31:27.700 --> 00:31:29.919
I mean this whole experience
is a result of our ego.

00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:34.239
So just absorb that negativity,
turn it into something good.

00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:36.449
After the tournament.
What was that dude?

00:31:36.450 --> 00:31:39.072
Was that like special
ops or Navy Seal or what?

00:31:39.073 --> 00:31:40.819
I was mall security for a while.

00:31:40.820 --> 00:31:41.653
Can I get a shot, please?

00:31:41.654 --> 00:31:42.796
Dangerous mall.

00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:44.239
Yeah, you actually deserve this one.

00:31:44.673 --> 00:31:46.017
Hey, you know what, can I borrow that club

00:31:46.019 --> 00:31:47.019
up there real quick?

00:31:48.070 --> 00:31:49.070
I got an idea.

00:31:49.830 --> 00:31:52.029
Go ahead.
Perfect.

00:31:52.030 --> 00:31:54.845
Can you come with me
though just 'cause you can,

00:31:54.846 --> 00:31:56.813
that kick that you can do.

00:31:56.815 --> 00:31:58.615
4

00:31:59.390 --> 00:32:01.190
5

00:32:04.530 --> 00:32:06.909
Those chicks upstairs were
jocking you so hard, bro.

00:32:06.910 --> 00:32:08.010
Of course they were.

00:32:11.154 --> 00:32:12.154
Get in the car.

00:32:20.320 --> 00:32:21.829
There's no * way
I'm letting that guy

00:32:21.830 --> 00:32:22.820
steal my thunder.

00:32:22.821 --> 00:32:23.849
Oh hell no.

00:32:23.850 --> 00:32:26.039
Your thunder is so unstealable A. money.

00:32:26.040 --> 00:32:27.040
Right?

00:32:28.790 --> 00:32:29.790
Yeah.

00:32:30.183 --> 00:32:31.498
Oh Jesus Christ.

00:32:31.499 --> 00:32:32.519
Are you okay?

00:32:32.520 --> 00:32:34.020
I don't know, you guys okay?

00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:36.400
Fore.

00:32:39.270 --> 00:32:41.828
Nobody *s with Seabiscuit!

00:32:43.327 --> 00:32:44.961
Oh, he's coming, man.

00:32:44.964 --> 00:32:46.658
Get in the car man.

00:32:47.545 --> 00:32:49.661
Go, go, go, man.

00:32:50.224 --> 00:32:51.224
Take care.

00:33:00.360 --> 00:33:01.533
Oh my God, man.

00:33:03.740 --> 00:33:04.840
This place rules, man.

00:33:06.230 --> 00:33:09.389
Jake, I cannot wait to see how
you perform in competition.

00:33:09.390 --> 00:33:10.240
Yeah, me too.

00:33:10.241 --> 00:33:11.309
See how it goes.

00:33:11.310 --> 00:33:12.810
So what happened in college?

00:33:14.260 --> 00:33:16.743
Yeah, yeah, that was kind of an ordeal.

00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:21.193
10 hookers from just

00:33:21.595 --> 00:33:23.029
like the yellow pages.

00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:25.839
I think that was the worst
part, was the hookers.

00:33:26.140 --> 00:33:29.729
But then also a pound of
weed, half a gallon of jack.

00:33:29.930 --> 00:33:32.494
133 beers,

00:33:32.496 --> 00:33:34.996
I think they counted, and ounce of coke.

00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:38.159
And then some molly and then
some guy brought ketamine.

00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:39.989
I had never done ketamine.

00:33:39.990 --> 00:33:42.414
So we did that and then poppers

00:33:42.416 --> 00:33:44.309
and then half a tab of acid.

00:33:44.310 --> 00:33:46.269
This is after I won state junior year.

00:33:46.272 --> 00:33:48.251
That sounds like a great week.

00:33:48.254 --> 00:33:49.254
This was one night.

00:33:50.770 --> 00:33:52.129
How'd she find out?

00:33:52.530 --> 00:33:53.909
That was my fault.

00:33:53.910 --> 00:33:56.717
I invited her into bed with us

00:33:57.219 --> 00:33:58.479
and then she knew

00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:00.139
right then and there.

00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:03.319
And how is she handling all this?

00:34:03.420 --> 00:34:04.789
Not great.

00:34:04.990 --> 00:34:06.549
She locked me out last night.

00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:07.799
I slept in the rain.

00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:10.559
So that's couple stuff.

00:34:10.560 --> 00:34:11.589
You're together seven years,

00:34:11.591 --> 00:34:14.429
you kinda, you sleep
in the rain sometimes.

00:34:14.430 --> 00:34:16.089
We'll talk about it at dinner.

00:34:16.090 --> 00:34:18.729
So back to this whole you not playing golf

00:34:18.730 --> 00:34:20.449
for the last seven years.

00:34:20.450 --> 00:34:24.749
Can we get you back out for
another round or five tomorrow.

00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:27.389
And then every other day
leading up to the tournament?

00:34:27.390 --> 00:34:29.479
We've got two weeks to practice.

00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:32.419
Jake, historically, we've
not had the best relationship

00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:34.599
with the members at Magnolia Pointe.

00:34:34.600 --> 00:34:35.723
Or the management.

00:34:36.590 --> 00:34:38.103
Boss * Jarvis's wife.

00:34:39.870 --> 00:34:41.159
His ex-wife.

00:34:41.160 --> 00:34:42.289
Because you * her.

00:34:42.390 --> 00:34:44.119
You * Jarvis's wife?

00:34:44.420 --> 00:34:45.589
Oh my God, dude.

00:34:45.590 --> 00:34:47.090
Is that why they got divorced?

00:34:48.427 --> 00:34:50.099
You know the rumors
that he's in the closet

00:34:50.100 --> 00:34:51.569
and that's why they got divorced.

00:34:51.670 --> 00:34:53.439
Oh, he's deep in the closet.

00:34:53.740 --> 00:34:55.729
Damn dude, that's cool.

00:34:56.030 --> 00:34:57.589
I think that's really cool.

00:34:58.090 --> 00:34:59.329
Sick dude.

00:34:59.330 --> 00:35:01.280
How's Adrian's game looking these days?

00:35:07.660 --> 00:35:09.793
I said how's Adrian's game these days?

00:35:55.120 --> 00:35:56.990
Let me get this for you, sir.

00:35:56.993 --> 00:35:58.141
You got a little something on your shirt.

00:35:58.142 --> 00:35:59.015
What?

00:35:59.015 --> 00:35:59.848
Something on your shirt.

00:35:59.848 --> 00:36:00.681
Hat the hell?

00:36:00.681 --> 00:36:01.514
What is this?

00:36:01.514 --> 00:36:02.347
Did you do this?

00:36:02.347 --> 00:36:03.247
I did not.

00:36:03.248 --> 00:36:05.369
Get the hell out, you're fired.

00:36:05.470 --> 00:36:06.953
Oh right.
Get outta here.

00:36:19.570 --> 00:36:20.889
Night fellas.

00:36:20.892 --> 00:36:22.371
See you later, man.

00:36:22.570 --> 00:36:23.729
Good first day, Jake.

00:36:23.730 --> 00:36:25.049
Thank you, sir.

00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:25.883
You good to drive?

00:36:25.884 --> 00:36:27.120
Yeah, I got my license.

00:37:07.872 --> 00:37:08.872
Hey!

00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:13.000
Hey.

00:37:13.710 --> 00:37:14.869
You live there?

00:37:14.870 --> 00:37:15.870
Yeah.

00:37:19.570 --> 00:37:21.183
Why do you drive?

00:37:22.693 --> 00:37:25.203
Well, I was over there, but I live here.

00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:29.880
Fair enough.

00:37:38.490 --> 00:37:39.490
Oof.

00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:56.409
Hey honey.

00:37:56.710 --> 00:37:58.203
Hey gummy bear.

00:37:59.154 --> 00:38:01.113
How was your first day?

00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:02.553
Man, yes.

00:38:03.310 --> 00:38:05.352
Kind of starting to forget
what that feels like.

00:38:07.083 --> 00:38:09.229
Is that something we
could maybe discuss, or?

00:38:09.300 --> 00:38:10.923
I don't think so.

00:38:12.140 --> 00:38:13.140
Still no.

00:38:14.150 --> 00:38:15.150
That's fair.

00:38:17.090 --> 00:38:18.369
What's for dinner?

00:38:18.770 --> 00:38:21.256
We have a roasted bird

00:38:21.358 --> 00:38:24.337
with brown rice and asparagus.

00:38:26.210 --> 00:38:27.210
Sounds good.

00:38:52.470 --> 00:38:54.749
All right folks, * teed up!

00:38:54.752 --> 00:38:56.323
Tee up those *.

00:38:56.630 --> 00:38:57.949
Fred, keep your head down.

00:38:57.950 --> 00:39:00.129
Dogleg, I would say probably just no,

00:39:00.130 --> 00:39:01.739
you can probably go pick up those balls.

00:39:01.740 --> 00:39:03.539
Gladys, I noticed a slice.

00:39:03.540 --> 00:39:05.449
Shainski, I know you
wanna have a wide stance

00:39:05.450 --> 00:39:07.549
'cause you're so drunk
and it's hard to stand up.

00:39:07.550 --> 00:39:08.540
But if you narrow that stance,

00:39:08.541 --> 00:39:11.159
you can get more rotation
through the hips, all right?

00:39:11.160 --> 00:39:13.279
Mikels bend those knees,
tighten up a little bit,

00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:14.289
but stay relaxed.

00:39:14.687 --> 00:39:17.126
Eñejo, are those gardening gloves?

00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:19.229
Emily, that was * hot.

00:39:19.230 --> 00:39:21.200
That was good, the swing was good.

00:39:21.201 --> 00:39:22.959
I've been working here for five years.

00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:24.222
I don't know what they've been doing.

00:39:24.223 --> 00:39:26.289
Okay everyone, if your
ball did not go past

00:39:26.290 --> 00:39:28.919
the 100 yard marker, you
have officially been cut.

00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.229
But don't get it twisted,
you have not been cut off.

00:39:31.230 --> 00:39:33.194
Go ahead and feel free to make
your way back to the clubhouse,

00:39:33.197 --> 00:39:34.979
put some liquids into your face holes.

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:36.019
Have fun.

00:39:41.460 --> 00:39:43.165
Your putt looks like shit dude.

00:39:43.770 --> 00:39:44.750
Yeah.

00:39:44.751 --> 00:39:46.199
Got any pointers?

00:39:46.200 --> 00:39:47.549
See, your mechanics are off.

00:39:47.550 --> 00:39:48.550
Let's see.

00:39:54.970 --> 00:39:56.420
Discomfort in your right hip.

00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:58.359
Yeah, how'd you know?

00:39:58.360 --> 00:39:59.679
I mean it's pretty * obvious.

00:39:59.680 --> 00:40:00.769
Putting all your weight on the left side.

00:40:00.770 --> 00:40:01.809
You're overcompensating.

00:40:01.810 --> 00:40:03.376
I've been to like a thousand
doctor since college

00:40:03.377 --> 00:40:05.149
and no one can diagnose it.

00:40:05.150 --> 00:40:06.499
I can help you.

00:40:06.690 --> 00:40:08.070
Can you?
Oh yeah.

00:40:08.073 --> 00:40:08.706
How.

00:40:08.709 --> 00:40:10.063
Huachuma ceremony.

00:40:10.284 --> 00:40:11.117
Pardon?

00:40:11.120 --> 00:40:14.087
It's an ancient shamanic
medicine from the sacred cactus.

00:40:14.090 --> 00:40:15.393
Also known as San Pedro.

00:40:16.790 --> 00:40:18.812
Nick, are you a shaman?

00:40:18.813 --> 00:40:20.539
Oh God, no.

00:40:20.540 --> 00:40:24.079
For we are all our own shaman, Jake.

00:40:24.080 --> 00:40:24.913
Oh we are?

00:40:24.914 --> 00:40:25.968
The medicine will teach you.

00:40:25.970 --> 00:40:28.149
It'll show you where the pain
is so you can extract it.

00:40:28.150 --> 00:40:30.399
The grandfather is very wise.

00:40:30.700 --> 00:40:31.533
Your grandfather?

00:40:31.534 --> 00:40:33.079
No, no, no, he's an idiot.

00:40:33.080 --> 00:40:35.489
The cactus, grandfather Huachuma.

00:40:35.490 --> 00:40:37.490
Cut and cooked right here at Twin Pines.

00:40:38.730 --> 00:40:40.059
Really?

00:40:40.060 --> 00:40:41.060
Oh yeah.

00:40:44.210 --> 00:40:46.569
Hey, can you grab me a bottle of whiskey?

00:40:46.570 --> 00:40:48.939
Nope, but I'll have something
better for you on the ride.

00:40:48.940 --> 00:40:49.940
My man.

00:40:52.430 --> 00:40:54.059
He was just talking to someone

00:40:54.060 --> 00:40:56.039
and then he grabbed at his chest

00:40:56.040 --> 00:41:00.699
and I've seen a heart
attack before, so yeah.

00:41:00.700 --> 00:41:01.570
Well thank you, ma'am.

00:41:01.571 --> 00:41:03.543
Would you like to ride with your husband?

00:41:05.083 --> 00:41:06.879
I'll meet him there later.

00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:07.713
He should be okay.

00:41:07.714 --> 00:41:08.713
Good thing he has you.

00:41:29.643 --> 00:41:32.828
Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd.

00:41:33.550 --> 00:41:34.650
How you feeling buddy?

00:41:35.560 --> 00:41:36.589
I've been better.

00:41:36.590 --> 00:41:39.819
Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend
knew what was going on,

00:41:40.071 --> 00:41:42.850
because you have suffered
a mild heart attack.

00:41:43.547 --> 00:41:46.169
Yeah, I've been lucky
doc and this ain't it.

00:41:46.170 --> 00:41:48.723
How many drinks a week
would you say you consume?

00:41:49.870 --> 00:41:50.953
Not that many.

00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:53.499
Well, according to your chart,

00:41:53.500 --> 00:41:56.922
your blood alcohol level is
currently 0.21,

00:41:56.924 --> 00:41:58.129
that's high.

00:41:58.430 --> 00:41:59.340
Is it?

00:41:59.341 --> 00:42:01.429
That's after eight hours.

00:42:01.430 --> 00:42:04.069
Yeah, that's a little bit high.

00:42:04.070 --> 00:42:06.299
So we'd really like to
keep you one more night,

00:42:06.300 --> 00:42:08.809
send you to the cath lab in the
morning and run a few tests.

00:42:08.810 --> 00:42:09.929
What do you think?

00:42:09.930 --> 00:42:11.499
Yeah, sure.

00:42:11.500 --> 00:42:15.669
But Charles I highly
recommend some extreme

00:42:15.670 --> 00:42:17.053
lifestyle changes.

00:42:17.890 --> 00:42:20.103
Okay, so what are we talking about?

00:42:21.140 --> 00:42:22.233
Get sober.

00:42:24.190 --> 00:42:25.490
That's a little drastic.

00:42:26.340 --> 00:42:29.249
I'll be back in a couple
hours of check on you, buddy.

00:42:29.450 --> 00:42:30.450
All right.

00:42:40.390 --> 00:42:42.249
Dammit, Conroy.

00:42:42.250 --> 00:42:44.557
Enough, just talk to me.

00:42:44.560 --> 00:42:45.559
All right.

00:42:46.120 --> 00:42:47.369
Well, if you don't get well soon,

00:42:47.370 --> 00:42:49.119
you're gonna lose everything you have.

00:42:49.120 --> 00:42:51.449
Also, Nick's looking for a job.

00:42:51.450 --> 00:42:53.879
Jake's actually really good for the place.

00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:55.559
And he likes it here.

00:42:55.562 --> 00:42:56.658
Do they know about me yet?

00:42:56.661 --> 00:42:58.079
Yeah, they wanna come see you.

00:42:58.080 --> 00:43:00.089
No and don't tell anyone else.

00:43:00.090 --> 00:43:01.439
If I'm gonna play in the
Dixie, I'm gonna get-

00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:03.659
Well, if you wanna plan the Dixie,

00:43:03.660 --> 00:43:05.449
do you think you should?

00:43:05.450 --> 00:43:06.283
Yeah.

00:43:06.283 --> 00:43:07.116
But Conroy, you just-

00:43:07.117 --> 00:43:09.449
Dammit Fred, I should be dead right now

00:43:09.450 --> 00:43:13.739
and the only person that has
come to see me is my bartender.

00:43:13.740 --> 00:43:15.580
Where all the friends I used to have?

00:43:15.616 --> 00:43:16.965
What friends?

00:43:17.773 --> 00:43:18.923
I don't * know.

00:43:20.850 --> 00:43:21.850
I got no one.

00:43:22.903 --> 00:43:24.974
My dad built Twin Pines

00:43:25.276 --> 00:43:27.676
and I can't lose it.

00:43:28.680 --> 00:43:30.289
Don't worry about the club, okay.

00:43:30.290 --> 00:43:31.590
We'll figure all that out.

00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:35.079
When do we get you back then?

00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:36.780
They'll let me out tomorrow.

00:43:38.300 --> 00:43:39.749
Did you bring my phone?

00:43:39.750 --> 00:43:40.750
Of course.

00:43:42.710 --> 00:43:44.929
You're gonna look at
* in this, aren't you?

00:43:44.930 --> 00:43:46.169
Yes.

00:43:46.270 --> 00:43:47.270
Get well, Conroy.

00:43:48.190 --> 00:43:50.530
Grandma goes wild... hmmm.

00:44:12.096 --> 00:44:13.179
Oh morning buddy.

00:44:13.180 --> 00:44:14.279
Everything's great.

00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:16.093
That's close.
Okay.

00:44:16.094 --> 00:44:17.705
Complimentary club day.

00:44:17.706 --> 00:44:18.871
Hey, what are you doing?

00:44:18.872 --> 00:44:19.705
Have a good round.

00:44:19.706 --> 00:44:21.219
Hey, listen, we need to find
a replacement for Conroy

00:44:21.220 --> 00:44:22.070
in the tournament.

00:44:22.071 --> 00:44:23.329
We need to fix your putt.

00:44:23.330 --> 00:44:24.518
No, we don't need to
fix, my putt's good man.

00:44:24.521 --> 00:44:26.519
Well we do, we need to
drink the juice too.

00:44:26.520 --> 00:44:28.189
The cactus juice.
I'm not drinking the juice.

00:44:28.190 --> 00:44:29.229
Conroy just had a heart attack.

00:44:29.230 --> 00:44:30.300
We gotta drink the cactus, Jakey Bear!

00:44:30.301 --> 00:44:31.669
Just get in the cart,
you're freaking people out.

00:44:31.670 --> 00:44:33.169
I'm not drinking the cactus, man.

00:44:33.170 --> 00:44:34.160
We're not doing hallucinogenics.

00:44:34.161 --> 00:44:36.229
Channel your energy into fixing your hip

00:44:36.230 --> 00:44:37.573
and to healing Conroy's heart.

00:44:37.574 --> 00:44:38.407
We'll figure it out, just get outta here.

00:44:38.408 --> 00:44:40.869
Sorry dude, I think
you pretty much got it.

00:44:40.870 --> 00:44:42.201
Nothing I can really
tell you about putting.

00:44:42.202 --> 00:44:43.949
You just gotta aim for the hole!

00:44:43.952 --> 00:44:46.512
You were doing it, just continue to do it!

00:45:11.823 --> 00:45:13.703
Hola brother, Jake.

00:45:14.753 --> 00:45:16.222
How's it going Eñejo?

00:45:16.590 --> 00:45:18.299
Pacha-mama welcomes you here today.

00:45:18.300 --> 00:45:20.509
I bet she does, what is this?

00:45:20.510 --> 00:45:23.519
This is Twin Pine source
of spiritual energy, Jake.

00:45:23.520 --> 00:45:26.389
It's also a very viable source
of supplementary income.

00:45:26.390 --> 00:45:27.769
Formally the 10th fairway.

00:45:27.770 --> 00:45:28.916
What do you mean supplementary income?

00:45:28.917 --> 00:45:30.239
Oh, we sell them on the internet.

00:45:30.240 --> 00:45:31.589
It's a house plant.

00:45:31.590 --> 00:45:32.789
Oh my God, seriously?

00:45:32.790 --> 00:45:33.770
Yeah.

00:45:33.771 --> 00:45:36.509
Myself and Eñejo will be back shortly.

00:45:36.510 --> 00:45:37.723
Reset your mind.

00:45:38.460 --> 00:45:41.369
Put into focus what you'd
like to work on today.

00:45:41.370 --> 00:45:42.779
I was working on my putt, I thought.

00:45:42.780 --> 00:45:44.469
Okay, that's exactly what we're doing.

00:45:44.470 --> 00:45:47.769
Except we're going to
be doing it with your...

00:45:47.770 --> 00:45:48.603
My hat.

00:45:48.604 --> 00:45:49.603
Your...

00:45:50.183 --> 00:45:51.185
Oh, my memory.

00:45:51.186 --> 00:45:52.474
Your ma...

00:45:52.475 --> 00:45:53.308
Mom.

00:45:53.309 --> 00:45:55.339
Not your mom, no, your m-mi-

00:45:55.340 --> 00:45:56.310
Oh my mind?

00:45:56.311 --> 00:45:57.739
Mind.
Oh *.

00:45:57.740 --> 00:45:58.819
Yeah, sure.

00:45:58.820 --> 00:45:59.653
Why didn't you just say that?

00:45:59.653 --> 00:46:00.486
I don't know.

00:46:00.487 --> 00:46:01.486
But we'll see you soon.

00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:08.170
*.

00:46:21.420 --> 00:46:22.420
Oh man.

00:46:24.992 --> 00:46:26.309
Is this like a whole weird thing?

00:46:26.310 --> 00:46:28.160
I'm not gonna do a whole weird thing.

00:46:28.476 --> 00:46:30.969
I don't wanna be culturally insensitive.

00:46:30.970 --> 00:46:34.149
Friends today, we connect
with the ancient ones.

00:46:34.150 --> 00:46:37.523
Not by looking up, but by looking in.

00:46:38.560 --> 00:46:41.365
We will be extracting our past

00:46:41.767 --> 00:46:43.467
and healing our present.

00:46:45.220 --> 00:46:48.159
One thing we must remember
in is that there is no past,

00:46:48.560 --> 00:46:49.733
there is no future.

00:46:50.610 --> 00:46:51.643
There is only now.

00:46:53.900 --> 00:46:57.253
Now is forever, and now is never.

00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:01.649
Jake, you're experiencing
some blockage in your hip.

00:47:01.650 --> 00:47:05.499
Your right hip.

00:47:05.500 --> 00:47:07.189
This is my right hip.

00:47:07.190 --> 00:47:08.729
A fear of moving forward.

00:47:08.730 --> 00:47:10.239
You're exactly right.

00:47:10.240 --> 00:47:13.793
Something or someone is preventing
Jake from moving forward.

00:47:19.780 --> 00:47:22.109
We will be awake today, Jake

00:47:22.110 --> 00:47:25.499
and perhaps the ancient
ones will be able to channel

00:47:25.502 --> 00:47:27.995
even more energy through your hickey.

00:47:28.988 --> 00:47:30.674
I don't have a hickey.

00:47:31.122 --> 00:47:33.426
Hickeyawaiku.

00:47:33.728 --> 00:47:35.728
Hickeyawaiku.

00:47:36.250 --> 00:47:37.768
Drink this medicina for it as a gift

00:47:38.252 --> 00:47:39.913
from the pacha-mama.

00:47:54.637 --> 00:47:55.637
Oh man.

00:47:57.520 --> 00:47:58.919
I thought it was gonna be good.

00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:00.560
It's foolish to think that. Hickeyawaiku.

00:48:02.031 --> 00:48:03.431
Hickeyawaiku.

00:48:07.798 --> 00:48:09.936
Hondacord. Veolvo.

00:48:09.937 --> 00:48:11.439
Okay.

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:12.440
What now?

00:48:13.640 --> 00:48:14.640
Now we wait.

00:48:15.810 --> 00:48:17.729
Feel free to wander
about with your thoughts

00:48:17.730 --> 00:48:19.333
and your feelings.

00:48:20.271 --> 00:48:24.109
Let go. Hickeyawaiku.

00:48:25.521 --> 00:48:27.336
Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku.

00:48:27.588 --> 00:48:28.806
Veolvo.

00:48:28.807 --> 00:48:33.291
Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku.

00:48:33.292 --> 00:48:34.457
Neesonn.

00:48:34.458 --> 00:48:35.575
Altima.

00:48:38.220 --> 00:48:39.673
The ceremony has begun.

00:48:41.590 --> 00:48:43.383
Here, have another.

00:48:48.917 --> 00:48:50.917
1

00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:52.213
What the hell?

00:48:55.180 --> 00:48:56.013
Idiots.

00:48:56.014 --> 00:48:57.013
What did it say?

00:49:02.370 --> 00:49:03.370
Sir.

00:49:04.530 --> 00:49:05.679
What's up?

00:49:05.680 --> 00:49:08.479
That cart just blew past
me like a bat outta hell.

00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:10.829
He must have been doing 50 miles power.

00:49:10.830 --> 00:49:12.609
Don't you have any regulations?

00:49:12.610 --> 00:49:13.443
No, sir.

00:49:13.444 --> 00:49:15.209
Here at Twin Pines, you can
drive as fast as you like.

00:49:15.210 --> 00:49:16.399
And I personally took the governor

00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:17.739
off each and every one of these carts

00:49:17.740 --> 00:49:20.469
so you can knock out 18
holes in less than two hours.

00:49:20.470 --> 00:49:22.913
Hell, our sales grew up 33%.

00:49:24.330 --> 00:49:25.493
You have a nice day.

00:49:26.640 --> 00:49:28.733
Cocktail?
I don't think so.

00:49:30.471 --> 00:49:32.171
This place is a joke, daddy.

00:49:44.631 --> 00:49:46.359
Is this a parking lot or a pasture?

00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:47.193
Come on.

00:49:47.194 --> 00:49:49.212
Looks like Coachella.
Hey, what is that?

00:49:49.213 --> 00:49:51.121
A pro shop?
I think so.

00:49:51.122 --> 00:49:52.429
Hey dad, it's a pro shop.
Can we get two tickets

00:49:52.432 --> 00:49:55.079
for golf please?

00:49:55.080 --> 00:49:57.149
Who would actually
pay to come here?

00:49:57.150 --> 00:49:59.599
I feel like I'm gonna get robbed.

00:49:59.600 --> 00:50:01.426
I've never seen anything like it.

00:50:01.427 --> 00:50:04.015
Is that a * crater?

00:50:04.890 --> 00:50:07.149
Where are we?
I don't know.

00:50:07.150 --> 00:50:08.873
This place is pathetic.

00:50:16.081 --> 00:50:17.184
It's terrible.

00:50:17.185 --> 00:50:18.219
What a joke.

00:50:18.220 --> 00:50:19.870
What the hell is this?

00:50:23.080 --> 00:50:25.893
How do we get across?
I don't know.

00:50:27.098 --> 00:50:29.568
Maybe we can
screen from the trees.

00:50:31.190 --> 00:50:33.719
This is so shitty,
I feel bad for the tractor.

00:50:33.720 --> 00:50:35.720
I can't wait to watch them fail.

00:50:36.640 --> 00:50:38.793
You losers.
Oh my God.

00:51:21.850 --> 00:51:23.100
Golf isn't the problem.

00:51:35.357 --> 00:51:37.442
Feeling okay, buddy?

00:51:37.443 --> 00:51:39.443
I need to find Brandy.

00:51:40.860 --> 00:51:43.863
Hey, honeyle brother.

00:51:46.496 --> 00:51:47.913
I'm telling you, bro.

00:51:47.914 --> 00:51:50.892
I was like a lion dude all night, bro.

00:51:50.893 --> 00:51:52.354
Just pounding *.

00:51:52.355 --> 00:51:53.805
Oh yeah, what was his name?

00:51:54.829 --> 00:51:56.639
I'm not *, brother.

00:51:56.640 --> 00:51:58.132
You are *, dude.

00:51:58.133 --> 00:51:59.599
I'm *.

00:51:59.600 --> 00:52:00.540
What does that mean?

00:52:00.543 --> 00:52:02.622
Like you have * with cookware?

00:52:07.060 --> 00:52:10.279
Ah, really, you thought I'd
fall for that again, dude?

00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:11.495
What?

00:52:23.500 --> 00:52:25.089
 my *, dude.

00:52:27.040 --> 00:52:30.709
Help, snake bite, snake bite.

00:52:30.710 --> 00:52:34.039
Listen, dude, if you love
me, you'll do it bro.

00:52:34.040 --> 00:52:36.767
Please, please

00:52:39.375 --> 00:52:40.809
You see my *?

00:52:40.810 --> 00:52:44.359
Mr. Boyd, you are

00:52:44.710 --> 00:52:47.763
breaking into a million
tiny pieces right now.

00:52:49.335 --> 00:52:50.335
It rules.

00:52:51.060 --> 00:52:53.899
Well, don't you fit in here just fine.

00:52:53.900 --> 00:52:55.269
I think so, I like it.

00:52:55.270 --> 00:52:57.129
And Nick says there's soup.

00:52:57.130 --> 00:52:58.130
It's super!

00:53:00.160 --> 00:53:01.283
No thank you.

00:53:03.380 --> 00:53:04.749
No?

00:53:04.750 --> 00:53:06.403
Okay, soup yourself.

00:53:07.660 --> 00:53:10.609
Wait till my sister finds out about this.

00:53:10.610 --> 00:53:12.386
You loser!

00:53:16.187 --> 00:53:17.703
Oh, *, Brandy.

00:53:19.769 --> 00:53:21.294
You saved my life.

00:53:21.443 --> 00:53:23.559
*, you saved my life!

00:53:23.560 --> 00:53:25.571
This snake's not poisonous.

00:53:25.872 --> 00:53:26.872
What?

00:53:27.804 --> 00:53:29.387
It's not poisonous.

00:53:30.450 --> 00:53:34.808
I mean the bite might hurt a
little bit, but you'll be fine.

00:53:37.024 --> 00:53:38.873
You're gonna * die, bro!

00:53:54.910 --> 00:53:56.759
Jake, great work today, man.

00:53:56.760 --> 00:53:57.760
Real breakthrough.

00:53:58.600 --> 00:54:00.689
And I know, I know, I know.

00:54:00.690 --> 00:54:02.369
You can't wait for tomorrow's ceremony.

00:54:02.370 --> 00:54:03.203
We'll do this again.

00:54:03.204 --> 00:54:04.769
No, I'm never
doing this again, man.

00:54:04.770 --> 00:54:06.489
Oh-okie dokie,
you get some good sleep.

00:54:06.490 --> 00:54:08.490
Yeah, goodnight.
All right, cheers.

00:54:22.505 --> 00:54:25.558
Gummy bear, you home?

00:55:06.390 --> 00:55:08.239
Hey there, you Conroy?

00:55:08.240 --> 00:55:09.889
Yeah, Rodney?
Yeah, that's me.

00:55:09.890 --> 00:55:10.890
Come on in.

00:55:11.830 --> 00:55:14.355
How you doing today, where are we headed?

00:55:14.356 --> 00:55:15.886
Straight to hell, my man.

00:55:15.887 --> 00:55:18.059
But drop me off the Twin Pines first.

00:55:18.060 --> 00:55:21.276
You got it, need to pick
up some weed anyway.

00:55:58.230 --> 00:56:00.289
Hey, are you okay?

00:56:00.290 --> 00:56:02.419
Yeah Ms. Gladys, never better.

00:56:02.422 --> 00:56:03.689
I feel like a million bucks.

00:56:03.690 --> 00:56:04.909
Beer?

00:56:05.110 --> 00:56:06.349
I really shouldn't.

00:56:06.450 --> 00:56:07.533
Okay fella.

00:56:13.340 --> 00:56:15.539
Charlie Conroy, you are cut off.

00:56:15.540 --> 00:56:17.499
I was seriously just getting ready

00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:18.569
to give that back to her.

00:56:18.570 --> 00:56:19.989
Gladys, do you want this?

00:56:19.990 --> 00:56:21.219
Knock yourself out.

00:56:21.620 --> 00:56:23.133
Inside, now.

00:56:27.680 --> 00:56:29.385
They're coming, they're coming.

00:56:34.489 --> 00:56:35.489
Surprise!!

00:56:37.182 --> 00:56:39.701
We did it, we did it!

00:56:39.702 --> 00:56:40.702
We did it.

00:56:42.327 --> 00:56:43.909
Oh, welcome back chief.

00:56:43.910 --> 00:56:45.319
Great job not dying.

00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:46.819
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?

00:56:46.820 --> 00:56:48.309
We waited so long for you so long.

00:56:48.310 --> 00:56:50.379
Okay, let's get this party started.

00:56:50.380 --> 00:56:51.879
Go ahead Fred, load us up.

00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:53.159
He doesn't drink anymore,

00:56:53.160 --> 00:56:54.933
he just got out of the hospital, Nick.

00:56:56.370 --> 00:56:58.113
Actually, Nick, I can't.

00:56:59.690 --> 00:57:04.586
The doctor says I need to give
the ticker time to catch up.

00:57:04.587 --> 00:57:06.914
I have to stay away from booze for a bit.

00:57:06.915 --> 00:57:07.748
Great story bro.

00:57:07.749 --> 00:57:08.748
Here you go.

00:57:09.590 --> 00:57:10.843
No, no, I can't.

00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:14.273
Here's to the boss.

00:57:14.274 --> 00:57:15.442
Long with the chief.

00:57:15.445 --> 00:57:17.478
Long live the chief.

00:57:19.208 --> 00:57:21.147
Hey, back to work, everyone.

00:57:21.150 --> 00:57:22.829
Let's go back to work.

00:57:22.830 --> 00:57:24.637
We did it, we got him!

00:57:25.540 --> 00:57:26.873
We got him good.

00:57:27.614 --> 00:57:30.199
Let's get an inventory.

00:57:30.200 --> 00:57:32.199
Catch me up on the state of the club.

00:57:32.200 --> 00:57:34.649
The golf club is
operating marginally, sir,

00:57:34.650 --> 00:57:37.339
with as many underpaid and
under-qualified employees

00:57:37.340 --> 00:57:40.749
as this mediocre town can
provide within budget, of course.

00:57:40.750 --> 00:57:43.349
Like I said, this machine is
pretty much running itself,

00:57:43.350 --> 00:57:44.419
I can say proudly.

00:57:44.420 --> 00:57:46.859
The bar is fully stocked as usual.

00:57:46.860 --> 00:57:49.639
But since you're absence,
we actually have a surplus.

00:57:49.640 --> 00:57:51.479
Yeah, Eñejo just finished
all the new signage

00:57:51.480 --> 00:57:54.139
and all the greens and
fairways are in top condition.

00:57:54.140 --> 00:57:55.709
That's obviously, that's not true,

00:57:55.710 --> 00:57:57.919
but seems like you need good news.

00:57:58.220 --> 00:57:59.299
Great work.

00:57:59.300 --> 00:58:01.439
Now let's talk tournament.

00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:04.649
How's everybody looking,
everybody playing okay?

00:58:04.650 --> 00:58:05.939
You're not playing.

00:58:06.240 --> 00:58:07.286
What do you mean?

00:58:07.487 --> 00:58:11.049
You just got outta the
hospital, you are not playing.

00:58:11.050 --> 00:58:13.119
Yeah, man, everyone knows
about the heart attack.

00:58:13.120 --> 00:58:14.829
Also the bet, everyone
knows about the bet.

00:58:14.830 --> 00:58:16.823
That was ill advised.

00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:23.589
Look, I need to go
practice so that you all

00:58:23.590 --> 00:58:24.759
can keep your jobs.

00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:25.760
I need a tee time.

00:58:26.676 --> 00:58:27.676
Oh, yes sir.

00:58:29.580 --> 00:58:32.639
Dogleg, we got a tee
time for boss man step.

00:58:32.640 --> 00:58:34.669
We're all clear,
there's no one here today.

00:58:34.670 --> 00:58:36.663
Oh, okay, thank you so much.

00:58:37.580 --> 00:58:39.769
Conroy, you're not playing.

00:58:39.770 --> 00:58:42.833
Not listening to you and
we will reconvene later.

00:58:44.690 --> 00:58:46.640
Does anyone listen to me around here?

00:58:49.370 --> 00:58:51.409
He's acting strange, no?

00:58:51.910 --> 00:58:53.983
Maybe he had like a
bad dream or something.

00:58:55.453 --> 00:58:56.753
Yeah, yeah.

01:00:04.184 --> 01:00:06.553
Dude, are you trying to kill me.

01:00:06.892 --> 01:00:08.772
Are you worried about
that bet with Jarvis?

01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:12.280
You've been looking at other jobs?

01:00:13.731 --> 01:00:14.631
Right.

01:00:14.685 --> 01:00:17.069
I told Fred that to motivate you, man.

01:00:17.070 --> 01:00:18.419
Hell, if I had kids, them and their kids

01:00:18.420 --> 01:00:19.959
would owe you for my bar tab.

01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:21.229
You kidding?

01:00:21.530 --> 01:00:23.719
Twin Pines is losing steam though.

01:00:23.720 --> 01:00:25.047
With that attitude.

01:00:25.048 --> 01:00:27.703
Well, I just don't know
where we went wrong.

01:00:28.770 --> 01:00:29.770
Me neither.

01:00:32.192 --> 01:00:34.619
Is there anyone at this club
that knows how to play golf?

01:00:34.820 --> 01:00:36.571
I mean, you've seen all we got.

01:00:37.024 --> 01:00:38.925
Shainski might jump in for you.

01:00:38.926 --> 01:00:39.926
Okay.

01:00:40.713 --> 01:00:42.213
What the * am I gonna do?

01:00:44.010 --> 01:00:45.210
Probably lose the bet.

01:00:54.042 --> 01:00:56.272
This is good for the heart, right?

01:01:02.352 --> 01:01:06.527
♪ Well, I don't understand ♪
♪ what God's done to me. ♪

01:01:07.567 --> 01:01:12.567
♪ 'Cause I'm short in the ♪
♪ britches and long off the tee... ♪

01:01:12.588 --> 01:01:17.039
♪ Well I've got lots of balls ♪
♪ and I'm always in clubs. ♪

01:01:17.042 --> 01:01:21.778
♪ And I've hooked up with skinnies ♪
♪ and crazies and chubs... ♪

01:02:48.465 --> 01:02:50.000
What the * are we gonna do about Shane?

01:02:50.001 --> 01:02:51.751
Yeah, that was pretty bad.

01:02:51.958 --> 01:02:52.984
How you doing?

01:02:53.079 --> 01:02:53.942
Hello sir.

01:02:53.943 --> 01:02:55.642
Come on here, let's grab a seat.

01:02:58.100 --> 01:03:00.035
You want a drink or something?

01:03:00.036 --> 01:03:01.036
Yeah!

01:03:04.700 --> 01:03:05.922
Okay,

01:03:06.524 --> 01:03:08.624
so you're bit all
over the place out there

01:03:09.422 --> 01:03:11.159
and we really need to win this tournament

01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:12.849
otherwise we're history.

01:03:13.150 --> 01:03:14.150
Tournament?

01:03:15.810 --> 01:03:16.810
Right.

01:03:18.930 --> 01:03:21.489
Everyone, I'd like
to introduce you to Khalil,

01:03:21.490 --> 01:03:25.009
our newest member and scratch golfer.

01:03:25.012 --> 01:03:26.612
Is he now? Would you

01:03:26.615 --> 01:03:29.019
maybe be interested in playing in this
little tournament we got coming up?

01:03:29.020 --> 01:03:31.109
We got an extra spot and

01:03:31.483 --> 01:03:33.429
sure wanna beat the shit
out of Magnolia Pointe.

01:03:33.430 --> 01:03:35.280
* yeah man.

01:03:35.283 --> 01:03:36.116
Yes.

01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:37.518
I like your enthusiasm.

01:03:38.860 --> 01:03:39.693
Really?

01:03:39.693 --> 01:03:40.526
Oh yeah.

01:03:40.527 --> 01:03:42.909
That's *-10 seconds ago,

01:03:42.910 --> 01:03:44.739
we were just talking
about how *ed we were.

01:03:44.740 --> 01:03:45.640
Hell yeah, dude.

01:03:45.641 --> 01:03:47.193
There we go, dream team, done.

01:03:49.390 --> 01:03:52.569
Well, as my dad used to say,

01:03:52.570 --> 01:03:56.017
a birdie marks anything of excellence,

01:03:56.019 --> 01:03:58.219
and you guys,

01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:00.811
y'all are my birdies.

01:04:01.223 --> 01:04:02.056
Let's go with these guys.

01:04:02.057 --> 01:04:03.156
We're gonna kick their *.

01:04:18.540 --> 01:04:19.540
Cheers, cheers.

01:04:24.730 --> 01:04:26.516
Okie, dokie, all right, Nick.

01:04:26.517 --> 01:04:27.617
Right, right, right.

01:05:42.220 --> 01:05:44.699
Cardinals chirping in the Pines.

01:05:44.700 --> 01:05:48.349
Wind whisping through the Bermuda grass.

01:05:48.550 --> 01:05:51.489
Alligators nipping at our heels.

01:05:51.490 --> 01:05:53.999
It's that time of year again, folks.

01:05:54.140 --> 01:05:55.779
Dixie invitational captain's
choice golf tournament

01:05:56.080 --> 01:05:59.029
on this beautiful day at
Twin Pines golf course.

01:05:59.030 --> 01:06:00.259
Is that local news?

01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:02.159
Yeah, Jarvis is trying to
make a big deal out of this.

01:06:02.160 --> 01:06:03.218
Marvin Gleeman.

01:06:03.219 --> 01:06:04.052
Marvin!

01:06:04.053 --> 01:06:05.017
I did blow with him once.

01:06:05.018 --> 01:06:06.954
Just once?
So many times.

01:06:06.955 --> 01:06:10.067
Welcome to
another Dixie invitational

01:06:10.070 --> 01:06:11.452
at Twin Pines.

01:06:11.520 --> 01:06:14.229
the five times champion team captain

01:06:14.230 --> 01:06:17.129
and on the other end, Jake Baxter,

01:06:17.130 --> 01:06:20.832
Charlie Conroy's new club
pro here at Twin Pines.

01:06:20.833 --> 01:06:21.666
Now we hear-

01:06:21.667 --> 01:06:22.698
Oh shit.

01:06:22.699 --> 01:06:25.059
A slight rivalry
brewing between these two clubs.

01:06:25.060 --> 01:06:27.689
What are Jake Baxter's chances, John,

01:06:27.690 --> 01:06:30.269
and what does his competition
look like this year?

01:06:30.270 --> 01:06:31.469
These guys from Twin Pines

01:06:31.470 --> 01:06:32.985
who are calling themselves The Birdies

01:06:32.986 --> 01:06:35.379
will make anything but that.

01:06:35.380 --> 01:06:37.639
And they have as much chance
as a preacher's daughter

01:06:37.640 --> 01:06:38.473
in Vegas.

01:06:38.474 --> 01:06:41.429
Well, strong words, John, strong words.

01:06:41.430 --> 01:06:42.439
But that's right.

01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:44.149
But Baxter had a promising future

01:06:44.150 --> 01:06:47.749
before he mysteriously
vanished from the landscape

01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:52.109
of amateur golf amids personal
troubles over 10 years ago.

01:06:52.110 --> 01:06:55.198
Today he looks for redemption as he plays

01:06:55.201 --> 01:06:58.609
against his former teammate, Adrian Boyd,

01:06:58.610 --> 01:07:01.349
the tenured pro from Magnolia Pointe.

01:07:01.350 --> 01:07:04.409
That's right and they
have a surprise entrant.

01:07:04.410 --> 01:07:08.659
International legend, the
pro golfer, John Nightly.

01:07:09.869 --> 01:07:12.879
Baby, what
do you want from a man?!

01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:15.823
His great aunt was a
member of Magnolia Pointe,

01:07:15.824 --> 01:07:17.031
did you know that?

01:07:18.634 --> 01:07:21.609
Come on, Boyd, we got this.

01:07:22.727 --> 01:07:25.250
Ooh, shimmy, shimmy.

01:07:26.220 --> 01:07:27.853
So you can't play now.

01:07:29.250 --> 01:07:31.053
Just playing by your rules.

01:07:34.806 --> 01:07:35.719
Oh, whoopsie.

01:07:37.200 --> 01:07:38.239
Hello.

01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:39.879
How are things?

01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:40.880
Not here.

01:07:47.386 --> 01:07:48.992
Whoo! Smashed potatoes!

01:07:48.993 --> 01:07:51.956
And that's the first
shot at the Dixie Classic,

01:07:51.957 --> 01:07:53.979
the tournament of marginal playing,

01:07:55.400 --> 01:07:56.824
That's right next up,

01:07:56.825 --> 01:07:58.159
we have captain Adrian Boyd

01:07:58.160 --> 01:08:01.179
for team protein from Magnolia Pointe.

01:08:01.580 --> 01:08:03.289
Are these guys for real?

01:08:03.290 --> 01:08:06.499
Look, I don't know anything
about these * hicks.

01:08:06.500 --> 01:08:10.036
So just stick to the
script, you Irish twat.

01:08:11.560 --> 01:08:13.159
Adrian Boyd.

01:08:13.460 --> 01:08:17.249
This douchebag has never seen
a real day of work in his life

01:08:17.250 --> 01:08:18.083
and his hands.

01:08:18.084 --> 01:08:21.839
Well, they are softer
than a newborn's *.

01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:23.393
Let's see what he does.

01:08:27.310 --> 01:08:31.595
Whoa, what a shot and
we are underway folks.

01:08:31.596 --> 01:08:33.035
HADOUKEN!

01:08:33.856 --> 01:08:35.499
Oh God, that's gross.

01:08:35.500 --> 01:08:36.808
Pretty dumb.

01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:51.033
Next up

01:08:53.280 --> 01:08:54.280
That'll work.

01:08:55.343 --> 01:08:57.400
Kah-*-PING!

01:08:59.120 --> 01:09:00.561
Shit.

01:09:14.250 --> 01:09:15.349
Captain's choice.

01:09:15.350 --> 01:09:17.272
Which ball will you
choose, Captain Baxter?

01:09:17.273 --> 01:09:19.113
I think we'll be using my ball, sir.

01:09:27.590 --> 01:09:28.663
Too easy, baby.

01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:38.000
Yes, sir.
There she is.

01:09:42.100 --> 01:09:43.700
This one's going down the pipe.

01:09:48.353 --> 01:09:49.853
Party boy!

01:09:51.447 --> 01:09:54.879
Oh, John Nightly
shows us his famous beer shower

01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:56.289
celebration.

01:09:56.290 --> 01:09:59.060
I am the best golfer ever!

01:09:59.258 --> 01:10:00.644
Now for the birdies.

01:10:00.645 --> 01:10:01.856
Oh my God.

01:10:01.857 --> 01:10:03.409
I * love you guys.

01:10:03.410 --> 01:10:04.763
Baxter up first.

01:10:07.113 --> 01:10:08.113
Hey, yeah.

01:10:10.205 --> 01:10:12.004
Is this a joke?

01:10:12.205 --> 01:10:13.449
Oh my God, I hate poor people.

01:10:13.450 --> 01:10:15.250
Now at the tee, Nick Hayes.

01:10:16.230 --> 01:10:17.230
Whoa.

01:10:24.030 --> 01:10:25.030
Sweet.

01:10:25.770 --> 01:10:27.883
Next up, Emily Calhoun.

01:10:30.790 --> 01:10:32.089
Ooh, I'm a girl!

01:10:32.090 --> 01:10:33.490
I might ask her out later.

01:10:34.954 --> 01:10:37.709
And last up, Khalil Al-Asmari,

01:10:37.710 --> 01:10:39.783
the newest member of Twin Pines.

01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:42.909
This guy's got all types of talent.

01:10:42.910 --> 01:10:44.959
The late
edition from team Birdies

01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:47.099
is really lighting it up.

01:10:47.100 --> 01:10:48.349
Where did he come from?

01:10:48.350 --> 01:10:49.423
Who is this guy?

01:10:52.570 --> 01:10:55.370
Twin Pines is so lucky to have this guy.

01:10:57.270 --> 01:11:00.113
Captain Protein rips another one.

01:11:06.667 --> 01:11:08.339
Oh, that's unfortunate.

01:11:08.940 --> 01:11:11.739
Tell you what Marv, John
lightly does not look well.

01:11:11.740 --> 01:11:13.123
No, he does not.

01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:14.960
About time.

01:11:15.650 --> 01:11:16.783
I need some coke!

01:11:17.920 --> 01:11:19.933
Huh, he's fine.

01:11:36.194 --> 01:11:37.693
What'd you use bro?

01:11:54.800 --> 01:11:57.344
You are not off the hook.

01:11:57.345 --> 01:11:58.197
Dammit, seriously.

01:11:58.198 --> 01:12:02.499
But I love you Jake Baxter
no matter what you do.

01:12:02.500 --> 01:12:04.917
Now go kick this prick's *.

01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:10.520
Daughter.

01:12:12.550 --> 01:12:13.550
Daddy.

01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:19.927
We are tied up
folks! Onto the back nine.

01:12:30.393 --> 01:12:31.543
Yeah, I'll stick with it.

01:12:31.544 --> 01:12:33.340
I'm gonna stick with this golf thing.

01:12:45.896 --> 01:12:47.346
Oh my gosh, you missed.

01:12:57.689 --> 01:13:00.021
An eagle for team Protein.

01:13:53.468 --> 01:13:54.761
We're on the last whole game.

01:13:54.901 --> 01:13:57.859
Team protein needs
something big happen here.

01:13:57.860 --> 01:13:59.939
There are one back from a playoff.

01:14:08.050 --> 01:14:10.693
It's actually better than I thought.

01:14:12.320 --> 01:14:16.033
Jesus, you're worse than Thomas!

01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:26.429
In certain circles,
that's a really good shot.

01:14:26.430 --> 01:14:28.869
Twin Pines needs just par to win

01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:30.967
They've got to make this shot to win.

01:14:37.170 --> 01:14:38.879
Holy shit folks.

01:14:38.880 --> 01:14:39.949
They're blowing it.

01:14:39.950 --> 01:14:42.009
I can't believe
this, Magnolia Pointe

01:14:42.010 --> 01:14:43.963
is still in this match.

01:14:46.360 --> 01:14:47.784
You putt like a girl.

01:14:48.295 --> 01:14:49.294
It's all right.

01:14:54.290 --> 01:14:57.026
Unbelievable, meltdown
from these unpredictable

01:14:57.129 --> 01:14:58.519
Birdies from Twin Pines.

01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:02.079
If they can't make it,
they lose, or we gotta tie

01:15:02.080 --> 01:15:05.269
and go into a three
hole, one-on-one playoff.

01:15:05.270 --> 01:15:06.370
Baxter wants this one.

01:15:09.670 --> 01:15:10.949
In the hole!

01:15:10.950 --> 01:15:12.423
We gotta tie folks.

01:15:14.190 --> 01:15:16.339
The team captains must play head, head,

01:15:16.340 --> 01:15:18.859
individual match play to break the tie.

01:15:18.860 --> 01:15:21.329
That's good because John
Nightly is disqualified

01:15:21.330 --> 01:15:24.959
as he has passed out on hole 16

01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:27.199
and weirdly nobody is
paying any attention.

01:15:27.200 --> 01:15:29.389
Just another day on
the course for Nightly.

01:15:29.390 --> 01:15:32.993
Magnolia Pointe is away,
so Boyd will tee off first.

01:15:51.700 --> 01:15:53.356
You know what to do Jakey Bear.

01:15:53.357 --> 01:15:54.879
Oh my God.

01:15:54.880 --> 01:15:56.559
Not only are you a part of this universe,

01:15:56.560 --> 01:15:59.649
but you are the universe.

01:15:59.650 --> 01:16:00.819
For sure, thanks dude.

01:16:00.820 --> 01:16:02.629
You are that tiny little white ball.

01:16:02.630 --> 01:16:04.591
Nick, I'm trying to focus here, man.

01:16:04.592 --> 01:16:05.879
You're that tiny little
white ball that happens

01:16:05.880 --> 01:16:07.349
to have a big fat hickey on your neck.

01:16:07.350 --> 01:16:09.219
I don't have a * hickey,
just get outta here, dude.

01:16:09.220 --> 01:16:10.643
Good luck.
So annoying.

01:16:16.720 --> 01:16:17.710
Mark it.

01:16:17.711 --> 01:16:20.793
Big mistake and a
disappointment for that Eagle.

01:16:23.950 --> 01:16:25.565
You know what to do Adrian-

01:16:25.566 --> 01:16:26.693
* bro.

01:16:26.694 --> 01:16:28.090
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that.

01:16:35.807 --> 01:16:39.017
And Boyd makes the putt in the hole.

01:16:39.018 --> 01:16:40.018
Whoa baby.

01:16:45.770 --> 01:16:46.969
Yet another Birdie.

01:16:47.070 --> 01:16:48.369
Big missed opportunity.

01:16:48.370 --> 01:16:52.059
Baxter still manages to be
one under in the playoffs.

01:16:52.060 --> 01:16:55.226
One under for Boyd and Baxter

01:16:55.228 --> 01:16:57.056
and on to the next.

01:16:57.057 --> 01:16:58.939
How do my calves look?

01:16:59.140 --> 01:17:00.840
Always beautiful, you know that?

01:17:02.540 --> 01:17:03.540
Yes sir.

01:17:07.997 --> 01:17:09.627
HADOUKEN!

01:17:10.993 --> 01:17:12.243
From earlier.

01:17:16.690 --> 01:17:18.269
That's what I'm talking about, baby.

01:17:18.270 --> 01:17:20.703
And Boyd makes the putt.

01:17:25.742 --> 01:17:26.819
It's in the hole.

01:17:27.120 --> 01:17:28.851
On to the next.

01:17:32.950 --> 01:17:34.959
We're on the final hole, people.

01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:37.299
of getting it near the green,

01:17:37.300 --> 01:17:40.739
but it will take a lot of club, John.

01:17:40.740 --> 01:17:43.189
And even more balls, Marvin.

01:17:43.190 --> 01:17:44.729
Yes, John.

01:17:44.730 --> 01:17:48.163
It will take big, huge *s.

01:17:57.190 --> 01:17:59.542
Boyd with an amazing drive.

01:18:01.670 --> 01:18:04.389
So if you have any kids
that are watching at home,

01:18:04.390 --> 01:18:06.569
you should really rethink your parenting

01:18:06.570 --> 01:18:08.369
and grab a Swinger Lite.

01:18:08.370 --> 01:18:10.259
Long day on the links?

01:18:10.260 --> 01:18:11.230
Pound a Swinger.

01:18:11.231 --> 01:18:14.119
We love Swinger.

01:18:14.120 --> 01:18:15.413
That's right, John.

01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:21.019
Speaking of Swinger, Adrian
Boyd could still swing himself

01:18:21.020 --> 01:18:23.169
into a birdie if he can get on the green

01:18:23.170 --> 01:18:25.029
with his next shot.

01:18:25.030 --> 01:18:27.249
Or Baxter's short game
could fail him once again.

01:18:27.250 --> 01:18:28.250
That's possible.

01:18:31.032 --> 01:18:32.193
It's the perfect hole?

01:18:41.570 --> 01:18:43.199
It's a beautiful shot.

01:18:43.200 --> 01:18:46.869
That is a sniper shot,
the best I've ever seen.

01:18:46.870 --> 01:18:49.289
Damn it's a SNIPER SHOT!

01:18:49.290 --> 01:18:51.349
Could this even be possible?

01:18:51.350 --> 01:18:53.063
Has anyone ever?

01:18:53.941 --> 01:18:56.276
It's a hole in ONE

01:18:56.277 --> 01:18:57.692
I can't believe it!

01:18:57.693 --> 01:19:00.060
Jake Baxter just aced a par four!

01:19:00.061 --> 01:19:02.892
He need a Birdie but he got an albatross.

01:19:02.893 --> 01:19:05.070
Yeah, my boy!

01:19:05.071 --> 01:19:09.862
Adrian Boyd is out of this match!

01:19:32.549 --> 01:19:36.523
Well, so I guess I work for you now.

01:19:39.660 --> 01:19:40.660
Partners?

01:19:42.160 --> 01:19:43.260
Something like that.

01:19:46.310 --> 01:19:48.387
I think you should probably kiss me now.

01:19:48.390 --> 01:19:50.683
Thry were kissing.
I'll let it slide.

01:19:51.960 --> 01:19:54.359
I've never seen anything like that, Jake.

01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:55.863
You saved my *.

01:19:57.710 --> 01:20:00.063
Yeah, I kinda did, didn't I?

01:20:00.798 --> 01:20:02.559
It's the best job I ever, dude.

01:20:02.660 --> 01:20:05.592
Anything you want, you got it.

01:20:05.593 --> 01:20:06.839
You're home now.

01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:08.290
You hear me, the both of you.

01:20:10.573 --> 01:20:14.403
I guess I'll have my attorney
start to make arrangements.

01:20:16.550 --> 01:20:19.253
You got my number, I'll
expect keys in two weeks.

01:20:20.320 --> 01:20:22.079
I'm gonna call the motel,

01:20:22.080 --> 01:20:23.730
have 'em save our favorite suite.

01:20:24.640 --> 01:20:26.683
Not here, later, later.

01:20:28.260 --> 01:20:29.093
All right, yeah.

01:20:29.094 --> 01:20:30.969
I'll see you at Thanksgiving, Mr. Boyd.

01:20:30.970 --> 01:20:32.863
We don't have to talk about any of this.

01:20:34.770 --> 01:20:35.770
Adrian.

01:20:44.150 --> 01:20:47.790
Look, man, I still don't like you

01:20:49.923 --> 01:20:51.111
but, goddammit.

01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:57.393
You respect me?

01:20:57.394 --> 01:20:58.639
No, I realized soon as I said that,

01:20:58.640 --> 01:20:59.769
it sounded like I was gonna say respect.

01:20:59.770 --> 01:21:04.063
It was not, it's more like,
I think you're a good golfer.

01:21:07.930 --> 01:21:11.019
Well, looks like you got a new club, boss.

01:21:11.020 --> 01:21:12.919
Yeah, don't get too excited.

01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:13.920
I might * it up.

01:21:14.900 --> 01:21:16.223
I'm not gonna!

01:21:26.110 --> 01:21:28.179
I feel like you're probably right.

01:21:28.680 --> 01:21:30.819
Hey greens, we could use a
clean up at the driving range.

01:21:30.820 --> 01:21:32.749
Got three * dudes laying here.

01:21:32.750 --> 01:21:35.559
Copy clubhouse, Adrian is on his way.

01:21:35.560 --> 01:21:37.629
If you guys are talking
about my dad again,

01:21:37.630 --> 01:21:39.033
you can * off!

01:21:40.250 --> 01:21:41.499
He's happy.

01:21:41.500 --> 01:21:43.025
Thank you very much.

01:21:43.226 --> 01:21:46.379
Do me a favor, when you're
done fixing that boys,

01:21:46.380 --> 01:21:47.979
come up here and fix this for me.

01:21:47.980 --> 01:21:48.980
Fix what?

01:21:56.850 --> 01:21:57.683
Hey what'd I miss?

01:21:57.684 --> 01:22:00.452
Oh, just another day at
Twin Pines, you know.

01:22:00.455 --> 01:22:01.486
I tell you what, I'm thirsty.

01:22:01.487 --> 01:22:03.539
I'll take a water 'cause I'm pregnant.

01:22:03.540 --> 01:22:04.589
Well, I mean we're pregnant.

01:22:04.590 --> 01:22:05.590
She's pregnant.

01:22:06.670 --> 01:22:08.053
Well, this round's on me.

01:22:08.534 --> 01:22:09.649
Thanks so much.

01:22:09.650 --> 01:22:10.650
Yeah.

01:22:10.804 --> 01:22:14.900
To Twin Pines, may the
tradition continue to continue.

01:22:14.924 --> 01:22:16.507
Twin Pines.

01:22:16.609 --> 01:22:21.609
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