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This is way too high. This is crazy.
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All right, party people,
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let's get readyآ to do this!
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Huck, I'm not gonna do it, man.
I thinkآ I'm gonna skip this jump.
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We gotta do this together.
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It's my birthday, man.
It's the big two-nine.
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Me and you have spent
every birthday together
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since you were five.
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It's always something crazy.
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I just feel like this is too much.
It's too much for me.
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- This one's too much?
- Yeah. For me. You do it.
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I get it. You're getting married.
You gotta be more responsible.
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Yeah, we'll celebrate back at the resort.
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Yeah.
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I'll get us some champagne,
a little cheese board.
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- Yeah. Yeah!
- Right?
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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All right, guys, go get 'em.
I'm not gonna doآ it.
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Hey!
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Hey, I'm not gonna ju...
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Oh my God!
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Sonny, I'm coming.
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Remember your training, Sonny!
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I don't remember shit!
I'm scared, man!
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Open your arms, like a starfish.
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Starfish can't fly!
Huck, starfish areآ stupid!
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Sonny, spread your wings.
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Hey! I'm doing it!
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This is amazing, Huck.
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I told you you could do it.
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You know, you were right, man.
You're always right.
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I'm gonna be by your side
for every birthday until the end of time.
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Give me your hand, buddy.
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You're my best friend.
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I love you, Huck. I lo...
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Oh my gosh. They've got sharp teeth!
They've got sharp teeth, Huck.
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I think he tried to get to my neck!
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I'm gonna pull your rip cord!
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- Sonny, that was incredible.
- Incredible, my ass.
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I'm never letting you
talk me into this stupid shit again.
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It's so good.
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Like, really good.
It's gonna get so many likes.
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How do I keep topping myself?
Every day, I just get better.
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Look at this. Ava, look.
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Cool, Daddy.
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When you get to school, show your friends.
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Can I have some more goji berries
in my smoothie?
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Absolutely, buddy.
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Antioxidants, whatever you need.
I got... Shit!
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Damn it! Hokey Pokey
went to the bathroom in theآ kitchen again.
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Guys, at this point,
I'm getting a little frustrated
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'cause I know you see it. Come on!
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But... don't forget tonight, okay?
He's getting that big award.
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- You don't need me to beآ there, right?
- Yes.
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Well, he's your client.
He's notآ gonna care if I'm not there.
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I know, but baby, I'll care.
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- Okay. All right.
- Okay? Okay, good.
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- Okay.
- Love it. Where is my iPad?
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- Ah, bedside, under your book. Okay? Yeah.
- Okay, thank you, thank you.
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Hey, Dash, we talking
about the talent show.
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Talk to me. Did you practice
your keyboard this morning?
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I was about to, but I got sucked into
watching Eddie Murphy's Raw.
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It was so funny how when the
kids would tease him, saying...
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"We got McDonald's."
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Hey, Dash, enough with the comedy, Dash.
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Son, this talent show's a big deal.
Remember, I'm the director this year.
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The whole school is gonna beآ judging us.
I need you focused, buddy.
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- Here, take a little bit of it.
- What... That... that's okay.
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Come on, man. I'm serious.
I really need you on this, Dash.
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You can't justآ let this float around
like it's nothing, man.آ It's...
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No, I'm not doing this.
It's always a whole thing with Huck.
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- Hey!
- Uncle Huck.
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Hey, Ava, Dash!
God, I can't believe how big you guys got.
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It's so good to see you.
Is your dad around?
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- Yes, he is.
- He's right here.
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- Sonny, baby!
- Here I am. What's up, Huck?
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- What's going on?
- Where are you, man?
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- Dude, I'm in Tijuana.
- Tijuana?
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We were driving down to Redondo.
We missed the exit.
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We were gonna go play mini golf.
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We just kept going
all the way down to Mexico.
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You gotta do that, right?
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Huck, man, I would love to talk,
but I can't, dude.
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Gotta get the kids ready.
About to get out the door.
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Got a big day
of volunteering at the school.
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You remember when we went down
to Mexico for my big two-three,
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looking for the donkey show?
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Yeah, I'm with the kids, Huck.
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- Dad, what's a donkey show?
- Nothing.
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- We found a donkey on the road.
- Yeah.
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Hand to God,
biggest P-E-N-I-S I have ever seen.
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- Okay.
- What did he spell?
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- He spelled "penis."
- Hey, boy, what are you doing?
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It's not a swear word.
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Dash is right.
It's not a swear word. It's a body part.
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I know exactly what it is, Huck.
I got one.
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- Do I have one?
- No, you don't.
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In life, if you chose at some point
you wanted one, you could get it.
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- It's complicated.
- Real quick, dude.
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My birthday's coming up.
It's the big four-four.
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I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't an important birthday.
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You haven't been toآ my parties in forever.
Any chance you could make it?
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- Yeah...
- I think that's a great idea.
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He needs some time to his self. Hi, Huck.
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Hey, what's up, girl?
Oh my God. You look amazing.
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- We miss you.
- I miss you guys so much.
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Huck, listen, I really wish I could.
I don't know what Maya's talking about.
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We're gonna be at her parents'
for spring break. I can't make it.
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Oh, gosh, that's so disappointing.آ I mean,
I completely understand. Family first.
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- It's too bad.
- Yeah.
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All right. Bye, Huck!
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- Bye, Maya.
- All right, bye. Love you. Okay.
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Um, Huck, dude, listen, I gotta jump, man.
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So good talking to you.
So, so good talking to you.
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120
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We'll catch up soon, okay?
Hey, say goodbye, hang up.
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All right, look,
I'm gonna send you the deets
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just in case, if you can make it,
and a pic of the donkey's D-I-C-K.
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- Pic of what?
- It's unreal.
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Don't send no pic of that donkey's dick...
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Shit! Goddamn!
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Same piece of poop got me again.
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Ava, honey, this is getting crazy.
You gotta start carrying your own bag.
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I don't want to.
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All right, noted,
but that doesn't mean you don't have to.
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Sometimes it'd be nice
to help your father, okay?
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Oh, Dad, Asher Geller's dad
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got a minivan with automatic doors.
Whoo, it's sick.
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Son, listen to me,
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opening up the door
with your handsآ builds character.
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Lesson of the day. Let's go. In.
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All right, guys,
who's ready to go to school, huh?
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- I am!
- Yeah.
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Son, match Ava's energy.
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- I am!
- I am!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Sixty seconds or less. Let's go.
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Morning, Crossing Guard Lenore.
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Good morning, Mr. PTA President.
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Let's go, guys. Time to go to school.
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Gotta get it off the track.
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- I love you. I love you too.
- Love you, Dad.
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- Bye, Daddy.
- Bye!
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It's our job to give our kids options.
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Taste the hemp. Hemp. Not every kid
even knows that hemp is available,
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and that's not fair to them.
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"It was just the right putter..."
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So we're not listening?
Are we not gonna listen today?
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Sonny, I've got this.
Have a seat. Thank you.
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All right. Hey.
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Okay. That's it. That's it.
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157
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It's okay, nothing wrong with that.
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Pass.
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Gotta be shitting me, Alan!
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Hey! What the hell was that, Alan?
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Oh, Sonny, some of us gotta get back
to the office, my friend. Hey, guys.
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Well, you know what?
Some of us gotta get citations.
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No!
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- A citation?
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So just wait here.
Crossing Guard Lenore, did you see that?
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Dad! That's the, uh, car
with the, uh, automatic doors.
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I get it. C'mon, let's go.
Get in the car, guys.
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I mean, I would,
but the door's, like... it's too heavy.
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Oh, so you got jokes, now?
What'd I tell you?
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All you gotta do is lift the door.
You lift it and pull it back.
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It's too easy. Let's go.
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All right, Skyler, do me a favor,
make sure the polenta doesn't stay
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in the Instant Pot too long
'cause if it does, it'll getآ real gummy.
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- Yeah.
- Uh, oh. Yeah.
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All right, and after dinner,
Dash has to do 20 minutes on the piano.
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- Okay? Yes.
- Dad, you're killing me.
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I'm already underwater with reading comp.
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Ten thousand hours, buddy. You know that.
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It's not about being good.
It's about being great.
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It's a little life lesson.
It's called double G.
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- Thank you so much, Skyler.
- Have fun, Mr. F.
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At mouth2mouth, when you buy aآ toothbrush,
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we donate one to a person in need.
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Our dream is that,
through the simple act of brushing,
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we will beآ reminded
that we are all one world,
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one people.
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Armando!
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Tell us more
about your tortoise sanctuary.
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Here's the thing, for me...
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had none. I was like...
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I see you, Dash!
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- I see you.
- Dad, I literally just peed my pants.
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That doesn't take away the fact
you're not doing what you're supposed to.
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- Come on.
- Our son.
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You're watching Tiffanyآ Haddish stand-up.
You're not practicing your music.
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Now I know you think you're a comedian,
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but this talent show
is all about your keyboard skills.
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- I'm watching you. Bye.
- So sweet.
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Honey, listen, let it go.
It's okay if he doesn't practice tonight.
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- You know kids.
- No, no, it's not okay.
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How do you all know each other?
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Well, I hired
the great architect Norman Bogart
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to design my house
slash tortoise sanctuary in Topanga,
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and I quicklyآ realized
this genius right here,
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she wasآ doing all the work.
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Armando, come on.
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Uh... Well, I... I am a...
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He's a housewife.
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English is not my firstآ language.
I don't know the terminology,
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but he stays at home.
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- He's great with the kids.
- It's a lot of work.
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- It's a very contemporary relationship.
- It is.
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- How's the company doing, Raj?
- It's doing incredibly well.
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We're shipping
culturally appropriate condoms
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to North India
to help lower the STD rates.
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So the mission of the organization
is to eradicate land mines.
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- Well, that is just something...
- Yeah, I agree.
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There was a... a...
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Actually, my girls and I
spent the last year in Barcelona.
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We opened four schools
for the children in the countryside.
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You speaking about that just made me
think of my daughter, who's five now.
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She's taking Mandarin.
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We go to a Chinese restaurant.
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She starts speaking Mandarin
while we're at the restaurant,
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and out of nowhere
they bring out a secret menu.
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I'm like, "Okay." Right?
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It's... it's...
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I mean, you can only imagine, you know?
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You know, you would think for $20 an hour
that Skyler would clean theآ Instant Pot.
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- Honey?
- Hmm?
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Where were you going
with that whole Mandarin thing?
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Ava doesn't speak Mandarin.
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She's been taking Mandarin
for, like, six months.
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- Really? She has?
- Yes.
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It's "good morning."
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I think it is. She says it every morning.
And what do you mean, "Where was I going?"
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I'm trying to get in
on a conversation, Maya.
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You got me at the table
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with a bunch of worldآ leaders.
What am I supposed to talk about,
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my kindergarten blog?
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Yeah...
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Tell me what I'm supposed to say
to the condom man
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who's handing out rubbers in India?
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That's a good thing.
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I don't even wanna get started on Armando.
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- Don't. Yes.
- Armando? What about Armando?
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What do you mean,
"What do I mean"?
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Oh, wait. Wait, wait. Babe, it's Huck.
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Ignore it. Ignore it.
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- Igno...
- Yes.
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I don't wanna talk to Huck right now.
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I don't wanna see a donkey's dick
in Tijuana or discuss his birthday.
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I understand, baby,
but it's tooآ bad you can't go.
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I mean, come on, you guys were so close.
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And you know you used to have
the best time together.
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Yes, Maya, we did, and then I grew up.
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That's what happens in life.
I gotآ married. I had kids.
00:11:27.125 --> 00:11:29.250
I'm sorry that I don't wanna spend
a weekend with Huck
00:11:29.250 --> 00:11:31.875
celebrating his 44th birthday
with aآ bunch of 22-year-olds.
00:11:31.958 --> 00:11:33.500
- All right, fine.
- Thank you.
00:11:33.583 --> 00:11:36.416
- Let's get back to this Armando thing.
- Babe, there's no Armando thing.
00:11:36.416 --> 00:11:38.708
Why'd he have his hand
on your shoulder for six seconds?
00:11:38.791 --> 00:11:41.708
- Did you count?
- It was six seconds. I counted.
00:11:41.791 --> 00:11:43.208
Right above your collarbone.
00:11:43.291 --> 00:11:45.916
And by the way, it bothered me
because you have a highآ breast.
00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:47.083
What?
00:11:47.166 --> 00:11:49.166
Because of your high breast,
if his hand got lower,
00:11:49.208 --> 00:11:50.208
he's grabbing titty.
00:11:50.291 --> 00:11:52.041
It was my shoulder.
00:11:52.125 --> 00:11:54.875
- I think you're reallyآ overreacting.
- No! No, I'm not!
00:11:54.958 --> 00:11:57.750
Think I don't see his games?
I see right through him.
00:11:57.833 --> 00:11:59.833
- We're in a chess match.
- A chess match?
00:11:59.916 --> 00:12:01.958
Yes. You can't see it
because you're not a guy.
00:12:02.041 --> 00:12:04.958
- Okay. All right.
- Maya, I'm very serious.
00:12:05.458 --> 00:12:06.625
It's a guy thing.
00:12:06.708 --> 00:12:10.458
I still can't believe that I didn't know
Ava was taking Mandarin.
00:12:10.541 --> 00:12:12.916
I feel like the worst mom ever.
00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.625
You know what you need? You just need
some quality time with the kids.
00:12:17.125 --> 00:12:18.208
Oh, look.
00:12:18.291 --> 00:12:19.750
- What?
- Look at this.
00:12:20.708 --> 00:12:23.041
"Thank you forآ coming." See that?
00:12:23.125 --> 00:12:25.333
Armando just sent that text. See?
00:12:25.833 --> 00:12:27.458
Oh, wait, was that some kind of...
00:12:27.541 --> 00:12:29.375
"move" in the chess match?
00:12:29.458 --> 00:12:31.166
It actually was.
00:12:31.250 --> 00:12:32.291
What is that?
00:12:32.291 --> 00:12:34.208
He sent you a... a GIF from Bridgerton?
00:12:34.208 --> 00:12:37.041
I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it,
but I think it's inappropriate.
00:12:37.041 --> 00:12:40.250
- Right? That's just... just me saying.
- I don't think he meant anything by it.
00:12:40.333 --> 00:12:43.500
You know, that's, uh...
that's actually next on our watch list.
00:12:43.583 --> 00:12:46.041
Bridgerton?
I can't wait to see it, either.
00:12:46.125 --> 00:12:49.458
You know, I might have binged it
with Armando on our flight to New York.
00:12:49.541 --> 00:12:50.791
Are you kidding me right now?
00:12:50.875 --> 00:12:52.208
We put itآ on our watch list.
00:12:52.291 --> 00:12:54.500
- I know.
- That means we're watching it together.
00:12:54.583 --> 00:12:57.708
You know what I watched instead of that?
Storage Wars. Reruns.
00:12:57.791 --> 00:12:59.625
- Wow.
- I can't get that piece of my life back.
00:12:59.625 --> 00:13:02.458
- Baby, I'm so sorry. I don't... I... I...
- Ooh, that's insane.
00:13:03.375 --> 00:13:05.083
Sonny, what is there
to think about?
00:13:05.083 --> 00:13:08.291
A week without their family
is literally every man's dream.
00:13:08.375 --> 00:13:12.083
Every man's dream?
Alan, you don't think moms need a break?
00:13:12.166 --> 00:13:14.333
I'm working full-time
at the real estate agency
00:13:14.416 --> 00:13:16.916
and still expected to do
everything with these kids.
00:13:17.000 --> 00:13:20.000
Okay, first of all, Jill, you and Hank,
you share custody, all right?
00:13:20.083 --> 00:13:22.375
So it's not like
you don't have time for yourself. You do.
00:13:22.416 --> 00:13:24.833
No, I don't,
'cause this bitch talking about,
00:13:24.916 --> 00:13:26.916
"Oh, I'm on a business
trip every other weekend,"
00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:28.750
when I know he's just doing CrossFit.
00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:33.291
Okay? And now I only get one day a month
to stack up all my Tinderآ dates.
00:13:33.375 --> 00:13:34.375
And how's that going?
00:13:34.416 --> 00:13:36.041
I mean, I'm fucking,
00:13:36.125 --> 00:13:38.750
but you know, I don't have time
to develop anything meaningful.
00:13:38.833 --> 00:13:40.250
- Right. Yeah, no connection.
- Whoa!
00:13:40.250 --> 00:13:41.583
Just getting smashed to pieces.
00:13:41.666 --> 00:13:44.875
God, I wish Jeremiah would take
the twins from me for the weekend.
00:13:44.958 --> 00:13:48.250
I haven't beenآ alone
in my house in like a decade.
00:13:48.333 --> 00:13:49.416
Hey, Stew.
00:13:50.083 --> 00:13:52.583
Right, you know, talking about "me time,"
00:13:52.666 --> 00:13:54.166
- there's value in it.
- Big-time.
00:13:54.250 --> 00:13:56.750
But is it really worth
missing a family vacation?
00:13:56.833 --> 00:13:58.416
You have no life outside of your kids.
00:13:58.500 --> 00:14:00.041
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
00:14:00.125 --> 00:14:02.875
Sonny, ignore them. There's nothing
wrong with being a devoted parent.
00:14:02.875 --> 00:14:05.500
Bethany, come on,
you're basically your children's butler.
00:14:05.583 --> 00:14:07.750
Diane and I have our routine dialed in.
00:14:07.833 --> 00:14:09.833
I'm the caregiver,
and she's the breadwinner.
00:14:09.916 --> 00:14:12.375
We both know our roles,
so there's zero conflict.
00:14:12.458 --> 00:14:14.583
It's called a system, which works, guys.
00:14:14.666 --> 00:14:17.208
- Right? That's good for you guys.
- A prison system, sounds like.
00:14:17.208 --> 00:14:18.333
I like my life.
00:14:18.416 --> 00:14:21.750
- Shut up, Bethany. You do not.
- What is this, Sonny, no everythings?
00:14:21.833 --> 00:14:23.250
What are you doing right now, Alan?
00:14:23.291 --> 00:14:25.750
Are you really putting
your hand on every bagel?
00:14:25.833 --> 00:14:27.125
Trying to find the everythings.
00:14:27.208 --> 00:14:30.750
Every single Cafأ© Friday, Alan,
you complain about everything,
00:14:30.833 --> 00:14:31.916
yet you bring nothing.
00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:33.166
Me, on the other hand,
00:14:33.250 --> 00:14:34.833
I'm putting the presentation together.
00:14:34.916 --> 00:14:35.916
I'm putting this out.
00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:38.708
'Cause this is all you focus on.
You need to let Maya take the kids.
00:14:38.708 --> 00:14:40.083
- Can you let it go?
- You have to.
00:14:40.166 --> 00:14:42.166
I'm worried you'll turn
into Crossing Guard Lenore.
00:14:42.250 --> 00:14:43.333
What are you talking about?
00:14:43.375 --> 00:14:45.541
You're turning into Lenore
whether you know it or not.
00:14:45.625 --> 00:14:48.375
Okay, I just happen to love
Crossing Guard Lenore.
00:14:48.458 --> 00:14:50.083
- We all do. It's sad.
- What's your point?
00:14:50.083 --> 00:14:52.208
Her kids went to this school.
She was a full-time mom,
00:14:52.208 --> 00:14:54.208
director of the talent show,
head of the PTA.
00:14:54.291 --> 00:14:56.291
She had no life outside of thisآ place.
00:14:56.375 --> 00:14:57.708
Does that sound familiar to you?
00:14:58.500 --> 00:15:02.166
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her,
kids don't need her anymore,
00:15:02.666 --> 00:15:06.250
and one day out of nowhere,
she just shows up with the vest on.
00:15:06.875 --> 00:15:09.166
Crossing guard's not even
an official position, Sonny.
00:15:11.125 --> 00:15:13.250
- It's not?
- No, it's not.
00:15:15.208 --> 00:15:16.208
I know.
00:15:19.208 --> 00:15:21.708
- I'm becoming Crossing Guard Lenore.
- Yeah.
00:15:22.500 --> 00:15:24.458
- That's it, I'm staying home.
- Really?
00:15:24.541 --> 00:15:25.708
- Yeah, really.
- Yes!
00:15:25.791 --> 00:15:28.583
Okay, you're gonna need
a Sherpa next week, so I am telling Rita
00:15:28.666 --> 00:15:30.958
she's taking the kids
to Legoland by herself.
00:15:31.041 --> 00:15:32.541
Are you sure she's gonna go for that?
00:15:32.583 --> 00:15:35.583
Are you kidding me?
I rule the roost, pal.آ I'm not like you.
00:15:35.666 --> 00:15:37.833
All right, so what's on the agenda?
Let's do this.
00:15:37.916 --> 00:15:40.333
How about we... how about we start off
with some golf, right?
00:15:40.333 --> 00:15:41.625
- Yeah.
- Some food.
00:15:41.708 --> 00:15:43.416
Maybe find an underground barbecue spot.
00:15:43.500 --> 00:15:46.375
Or we go to a gentleman's cabaret.
00:15:46.458 --> 00:15:48.416
- Absolutely not. No.
- Yes.
00:15:48.500 --> 00:15:50.416
Don't you wanna get smashed
between something?
00:15:50.500 --> 00:15:52.208
- No. Not that.
- What are you talking about?
00:15:52.208 --> 00:15:53.875
You don't goآ to titty bars, a strip club?
00:15:53.916 --> 00:15:55.666
- No, I do not. And it...
- Why?
00:15:55.750 --> 00:15:58.250
Because it makes me feel
as if I'm... as if I'm cheating.
00:15:58.333 --> 00:16:00.250
- It's not cheating.
- Ah, it is.
00:16:00.333 --> 00:16:03.208
No, it's harmless flirtation
with a professional body worker.
00:16:03.291 --> 00:16:04.750
- No.
- Where do you masturbate?
00:16:04.833 --> 00:16:06.291
- I'm sorry?
- Where do you jerk off?
00:16:06.375 --> 00:16:09.125
- No. Ah, good to see you.
- She does too.
00:16:09.208 --> 00:16:10.833
- You're out of line.
- Tell me on three.
00:16:10.875 --> 00:16:12.708
- I'm not telling you anything.
- One, two, three.
00:16:12.708 --> 00:16:13.708
- Shower.
- I knew it.
00:16:13.750 --> 00:16:16.333
- You didn't say it. You repeated it.
- Yes, I did.
00:16:16.416 --> 00:16:18.375
You're relegated
to jerking off in a watery prison
00:16:18.458 --> 00:16:20.250
because your family is always home.
00:16:20.333 --> 00:16:23.375
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself
in any room in your house,
00:16:23.458 --> 00:16:24.625
that's why we fight wars.
00:16:24.708 --> 00:16:25.708
Okay.
00:16:25.750 --> 00:16:27.791
"I bought this house.
I'm gonna jerk off in it!"
00:16:27.875 --> 00:16:29.958
- Right? You deserve that!
- Right! Yeah, no, no. No.
00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:31.750
- I do deserve it. Yes!
- Yes, you do!
00:16:31.833 --> 00:16:34.416
This is gonna be revolutionary, baby.
We're gonna be real friends!
00:16:34.416 --> 00:16:37.458
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean,
"We're gonna be"? We are friends, dude.
00:16:37.541 --> 00:16:39.791
- We're parent friends.
- I've known you for seven years.
00:16:39.875 --> 00:16:42.041
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's Dad."
00:16:42.125 --> 00:16:44.250
- What do you mean?
- I didn't know your name for three years.
00:16:44.250 --> 00:16:46.125
When we become friends,آ I'll change it.
00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:47.375
Okay, water under the bridge,
00:16:47.458 --> 00:16:49.500
you're right about everything.
You got me pumped up!
00:16:49.583 --> 00:16:51.291
- Let's go!
- I get some me time.
00:16:51.375 --> 00:16:52.625
- You time.
- It's about me time!
00:16:52.625 --> 00:16:54.000
- Me time!
- Me time!
00:16:54.083 --> 00:16:56.458
Mom, Mom, do you think
Grandma and Grandpa have Wi-Fi?
00:16:56.541 --> 00:16:59.500
Yes, I'm sure they do, baby.
I'm sure. Just go get your stuff.
00:16:59.583 --> 00:17:02.250
- Come on, we're gonna miss our flight.
- Dash, forgot your keys.
00:17:02.333 --> 00:17:03.708
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons,
00:17:03.750 --> 00:17:05.708
and now we're gonna have to wait
at baggage claim?
00:17:05.750 --> 00:17:08.291
Come on, son, now you know
you got to nail this talent show.
00:17:08.375 --> 00:17:10.916
All I'm asking for is
20 minutes a day. You got that.
00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:14.333
I bet all the other kids are practicing
during vacation. Here, Maya.
00:17:15.708 --> 00:17:17.708
- Wait, what is this?
- Ava's EpiPen.
00:17:17.791 --> 00:17:19.541
- Ep... Oh my G...
- Yes.
00:17:19.625 --> 00:17:22.791
- Oh God! How could I forget this?
- What are you talking about?
00:17:22.875 --> 00:17:25.333
There's one in the backpack.
I just keep a spare one on me.
00:17:25.416 --> 00:17:28.083
Okay, I think you were right.
I don't think this is aآ good idea.
00:17:28.166 --> 00:17:31.541
Stop it. You're overreacting.
You're breathing all crazy.
00:17:31.625 --> 00:17:33.500
Kids, tell yourآ mother
that you gonna be okay
00:17:33.583 --> 00:17:34.750
without me for a few days.
00:17:34.833 --> 00:17:39.375
Well, honestly, I have concerns.
I'm sorry, Mom, but Dad's the glue.
00:17:39.458 --> 00:17:41.250
- Goddamn it. No.
- Did you hear what he just...
00:17:41.250 --> 00:17:43.541
Dash, get... get... get your stuff.
Help me with the bags.
00:17:43.625 --> 00:17:44.541
What are you doing?
00:17:44.625 --> 00:17:46.625
Oh, Dad, can you finish
my Lego Death Star, please?
00:17:46.666 --> 00:17:48.291
No, I cannot finish the Death Star
00:17:48.375 --> 00:17:50.791
'cause this week is about
Daddy taking time for himself.
00:17:50.875 --> 00:17:53.041
- It's me time. Gimme the bags.
- Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:17:53.041 --> 00:17:55.166
- I like this newآ Sonny.
- What do you mean?
00:17:55.250 --> 00:17:57.500
- I don't think I've ever heard you say no.
- Bye, Mommy.
00:17:57.583 --> 00:18:00.375
- Baby, I'm coming.
- What do you mean? I say no all the time.
00:18:00.458 --> 00:18:02.333
I'm the definition of the law around here.
00:18:02.416 --> 00:18:03.833
Murphy's Law, maybe.
00:18:03.916 --> 00:18:06.958
Come on, babies, get in the car.
Dash, scooch over. Lock your sister in.
00:18:08.166 --> 00:18:11.041
- All right. I love you.
- Hey, just have fun this week, okay?
00:18:11.125 --> 00:18:13.166
- I am. I'm gonna have a goodآ time.
- Good. Good.
00:18:13.250 --> 00:18:15.041
- And you should go to Huck's party.
- No.
00:18:15.125 --> 00:18:18.333
- Cut loose like you used to.
- No, I'm not going to Huck Dembo's party.
00:18:18.416 --> 00:18:20.916
I told you, our lives have
nothing in common anymore.
00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.791
I don't wanna talk about me.
I wanna talk about you.
00:18:22.791 --> 00:18:24.000
- Yes.
- No work.
00:18:24.083 --> 00:18:26.291
No, I'm gonna get
that quality mama time in.
00:18:26.375 --> 00:18:28.541
- You know it, I promise.
- Good. All right, I love you.
00:18:28.541 --> 00:18:28.708
- Go. All right, bye.
- I'm gonna miss you. Yeah.
00:18:28.708 --> 00:18:29.458
- Go. All right, bye.
- I'm gonna miss you. Yeah.
00:18:29.541 --> 00:18:31.833
- Be safe. I love you guys.
- Bye, Daddy!
00:18:31.916 --> 00:18:33.666
- Y'all got your seatbelts on?
- Death Star.
00:18:33.750 --> 00:18:36.416
Dash, put your head in the window
before a car take your head off.
00:18:36.500 --> 00:18:38.541
- Get in the car. Love you all!
- Bye, honey.
00:18:38.583 --> 00:18:41.125
- This is Alan.
- Al Capone!
00:18:41.875 --> 00:18:44.166
What's up, man?
What, uh... what time is tee time today?
00:18:44.250 --> 00:18:46.750
- Oh, Sonny, I forgot.
- Huh?
00:18:46.833 --> 00:18:50.333
- Something came up. I'm sorry...
- Wait, where you at right now?
00:18:50.416 --> 00:18:52.666
- I'm at Legoland, Son.
- Legoland?
00:18:52.750 --> 00:18:56.166
We were talking about becoming
real friends this week. What happened?
00:18:56.250 --> 00:18:58.166
What if you call Combover Stew?
00:18:58.250 --> 00:19:00.583
No. There... there's
no world where I'm doing that.
00:19:00.583 --> 00:19:01.666
Forget it. I'll be fine.
00:19:01.750 --> 00:19:03.708
- I got this.
- You definitely got this!
00:19:03.791 --> 00:19:06.208
You can climb that mountain by yourself.
Climb two mountains.
00:19:06.208 --> 00:19:09.208
Go to that strip club
and bury your face in a big set of...
00:19:09.291 --> 00:19:12.000
Hey, get off the bed!
What did I say, guys?
00:19:12.083 --> 00:19:13.125
Fuck you, Dad.
00:19:14.416 --> 00:19:16.125
- Hey.
- Hey, reservation?
00:19:16.208 --> 00:19:18.083
No, uh, I'm a single.
00:19:18.166 --> 00:19:19.916
I got a group going out now.
00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:22.083
- Okay, where at?
- Those three over there.
00:19:23.625 --> 00:19:24.625
Hi.
00:19:26.333 --> 00:19:27.375
Come on over.
00:19:27.916 --> 00:19:31.375
I'm gonna go with the smoked brisket.
That pork sausage? Let's try that.
00:19:31.458 --> 00:19:32.750
It says you got the ribs?
00:19:32.833 --> 00:19:35.083
They in the back.
Yeah, you hiding them ribs.
00:19:35.166 --> 00:19:36.500
Gimme two more of those.
00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:38.791
Lemme seeآ what itآ look like
when you close it up?
00:19:38.875 --> 00:19:41.500
Throw one more onآ there. Yes!
00:19:43.250 --> 00:19:44.458
I wanna go in here.
00:19:44.541 --> 00:19:48.625
I cut a coupon outآ of LA Weekly.
It says five dollars offآ entry.
00:19:54.333 --> 00:19:55.500
No, I'm not worried.
00:19:56.708 --> 00:19:57.958
- You're good.
- Okay.
00:19:58.041 --> 00:19:59.833
Why don't we make it a little interesting?
00:19:59.916 --> 00:20:02.958
Let's go ten strokes a side,
five bucks a hole?
00:20:03.041 --> 00:20:04.125
- Yeah.
- If you say so.
00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.833
That's a little short.
00:20:08.916 --> 00:20:11.000
- Yeah.
- A little short. I'll take it though.
00:20:11.083 --> 00:20:13.750
- Sure. Yes.
- Yeah. Go again...
00:20:16.083 --> 00:20:18.958
- Good shot, Ginny.
- Jesus Christ!
00:20:19.041 --> 00:20:22.083
I done had brisket, ribs, pork.
00:20:22.166 --> 00:20:23.708
I don'tآ even know what this thing was.
00:20:23.750 --> 00:20:25.875
Hopefully, it was an animal.
It may not be.
00:20:25.958 --> 00:20:28.916
They could've put humanآ butt in here.
I wouldn't know theآ difference.
00:20:32.041 --> 00:20:35.166
Oh my God. You all... You all right?
00:20:35.666 --> 00:20:38.125
I got hustled. I know I did.
00:20:38.208 --> 00:20:40.791
- You gave ten shots a side.
- I know what I gave you.
00:20:40.875 --> 00:20:42.958
- Gender profiling.
- Absolutely not.
00:20:43.041 --> 00:20:44.500
And ageism and racism.
00:20:44.583 --> 00:20:45.583
- No!
- Yeah.
00:20:46.375 --> 00:20:47.250
You good, bro?
00:20:47.333 --> 00:20:49.708
Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.
00:20:49.791 --> 00:20:52.250
Ew! Ew! Oh God!
00:20:52.333 --> 00:20:55.083
Whoo! I apologize.آ Hey...
00:20:55.166 --> 00:20:57.333
I'm still gonna do a review on Yelp.
00:20:57.416 --> 00:20:59.958
Let youآ guys know it was...
00:21:07.958 --> 00:21:08.791
Hey.
00:21:08.875 --> 00:21:09.958
How wasآ your trip?
00:21:10.541 --> 00:21:13.250
Oh, honestly, it was, uh...
It was super easy.
00:21:13.333 --> 00:21:14.833
- Really?
- Yeah.
00:21:14.916 --> 00:21:16.958
Dash, you know,
he watched Bill Burr's new special
00:21:17.041 --> 00:21:18.625
for, like, the 100th time.
00:21:18.708 --> 00:21:20.416
So what now,
you calling me 'cause the kids
00:21:20.458 --> 00:21:22.041
wanted a little FaceTime bedtime story?
00:21:22.083 --> 00:21:23.875
Uh, they're actually already asleep.
00:21:25.333 --> 00:21:27.500
Babe, are you in Dash's room?
00:21:29.250 --> 00:21:32.000
Am I? Yeah, that's right.
I forgot I was. Yep.
00:21:32.083 --> 00:21:35.291
Come on. Don't tell me that
you're in there working on the Death Star.
00:21:35.375 --> 00:21:38.541
- You're supposed to be having fun.
- It's just for a second.
00:21:38.625 --> 00:21:40.291
It relaxes me, Maya.
00:21:40.375 --> 00:21:41.916
Okay. Well, I love you.
00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:43.250
I love you too.
00:21:43.333 --> 00:21:45.333
- Okay, baby. Bye.
- All right. Bye-bye.
00:21:46.958 --> 00:21:48.000
563
00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,653
00:21:50.208 --> 00:21:51.708
565
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,791
Enough of this, please.
00:21:55.333 --> 00:21:56.750
567
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,083
I'm not gonna do nothing fun.
00:21:59.250 --> 00:22:00.250
Whatever.
00:22:02.291 --> 00:22:06.458
570
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,166
I got it.
00:22:24.541 --> 00:22:25.458
Hello, friend.
00:22:25.541 --> 00:22:28.458
- Do you know where Huck is?
- Hello, how are you?
00:22:31.166 --> 00:22:34.458
- Sonny, baby!
- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
00:22:34.541 --> 00:22:36.208
- There heآ is.
- You made it. You made it.
00:22:36.250 --> 00:22:39.375
- Yes, man. Happy birthday.
- Oh! Oh, thank you, brother.
00:22:39.458 --> 00:22:42.375
Dude, look at you. You look good.
Hey... Whoa, come on, man.
00:22:42.458 --> 00:22:44.083
You don't have noآ clothes on.
00:22:44.083 --> 00:22:45.416
Dude, I'm stoked for this week.
00:22:45.500 --> 00:22:47.875
When I got here, I just felt
compelled to strip and dive in.
00:22:47.916 --> 00:22:50.458
The rest of these maniacs?
They were right behind me.
00:22:51.125 --> 00:22:52.208
Hi.
00:22:52.291 --> 00:22:54.625
They... they don't have
clothes on either, man.
00:22:54.708 --> 00:22:56.750
- Wanna do a little skinny-dip?
- No.
00:22:56.833 --> 00:22:59.041
Come on, we'll go tandem,
like with the wing suits.
00:22:59.125 --> 00:23:01.625
No! No, no, no, no. No.
I don't want to do it.
00:23:01.708 --> 00:23:03.333
- All right. All right. Cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:03.333 --> 00:23:06.208
Dude, it is so good to see you.
I can'tآ believe how long it's been.
00:23:06.291 --> 00:23:08.708
- Man. How... It's been...
- It's been three years.
00:23:08.791 --> 00:23:10.375
- Yeah, it has been long.
- Yeah.
00:23:10.458 --> 00:23:12.375
You... you... you want a towel?
You want anything?
00:23:12.375 --> 00:23:13.541
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
00:23:13.625 --> 00:23:16.291
- I'm so glad you made it.
- All right. Dude, of course.
00:23:16.375 --> 00:23:19.166
You know, Maya... Maya's got the kids.
She went to her parents' house.
00:23:19.250 --> 00:23:21.833
And I told her, I was like,
"Go, I need a break." Right?
00:23:21.916 --> 00:23:24.041
- Daddy needs some solo time.
- Awesome.
00:23:24.125 --> 00:23:27.375
- "Please, do you." So...
- We're gonna do us.
00:23:27.458 --> 00:23:28.916
- Hey,
- Like the old days?
00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:31.208
Don't... don't threaten me
with a good time, man.
00:23:31.291 --> 00:23:32.583
I'm ready. Yeah.
00:23:32.583 --> 00:23:34.041
Look at that, there she is.
00:23:34.125 --> 00:23:35.208
What's that?
00:23:39.375 --> 00:23:41.666
Why don't you grab a burrito,
I'm gonna get changed, okay?
00:23:41.666 --> 00:23:42.916
That's your... that's your bus?
00:23:42.916 --> 00:23:45.083
Yeah. Looks pretty good, huh?
00:23:45.166 --> 00:23:48.416
Well, uh... What's...
The boat? We're not on a boat?
00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:49.958
- What boat?
- Huh.
00:23:50.041 --> 00:23:51.958
Hello, party people!
00:23:53.583 --> 00:23:55.125
All right, as many of you know,
00:23:55.166 --> 00:24:00.166
I believe that matching outfitsآ are
one of the keys toآ any successful soiree.
00:24:00.250 --> 00:24:02.291
- Always.
- You like theآ suit?
00:24:02.375 --> 00:24:04.458
- Yes!
- I got suits for everybody.
00:24:04.541 --> 00:24:07.458
Go findآ the garment bags.
They're labeled withآ your names.
00:24:13.666 --> 00:24:17.125
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
- What's up?
00:24:17.208 --> 00:24:20.250
Think I'm gonna go ahead
and get aآ shot of "to-kill-ya."
00:24:20.875 --> 00:24:22.958
- I don't know what that is.
- Tequila.
00:24:23.041 --> 00:24:26.708
- But I'm saying "to-kill-ya." Right?
- Tequila.
00:24:26.791 --> 00:24:28.458
- Yeah, yeah.
- Now, that I got.
00:24:28.541 --> 00:24:30.375
Hey, man. What's going on, bro?
00:24:30.458 --> 00:24:34.000
- I'm Kabir. This is, uh, my partner Trina.
- Hey, how do you know Huck?
00:24:34.083 --> 00:24:36.000
Our desks are
right next to each other at WeWork.
00:24:36.083 --> 00:24:37.791
All right, that's cool.
00:24:38.375 --> 00:24:40.791
You don't, uh... you don't work
at the ad agency anymore?
00:24:40.875 --> 00:24:43.166
No, I haven't been there
for a couple of years.
00:24:43.250 --> 00:24:44.791
They were dinosaurs.
00:24:44.875 --> 00:24:47.000
I opened up my own shop.
We focus on brand synergy,
00:24:47.083 --> 00:24:49.291
vertical integration, next-level stuff.
00:24:49.375 --> 00:24:51.041
You gotta... you gotta do that.
00:24:51.166 --> 00:24:53.541
Eh, Sonny. It's Sonny, no?
00:24:53.625 --> 00:24:55.791
Huck told us
that you are a stay-at-home parent.
00:24:55.875 --> 00:24:58.041
- Yeah. Yes!
- This is very inspiring to us.
00:24:58.125 --> 00:24:58.958
Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:24:59.041 --> 00:25:02.458
- Well... well, my wife is an architect.
- She's amazing.
00:25:02.541 --> 00:25:04.208
I was doing data entry for Citibank
while I was pursuing a music career,
00:25:04.208 --> 00:25:05.833
640
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,166
but afterآ we had our second child,
00:25:08.125 --> 00:25:10.125
I said, "It's probably best
for me to stay at home,
00:25:10.166 --> 00:25:12.250
take care of the kids
rather than pay for childcare."
00:25:12.250 --> 00:25:14.333
- What a real man would do.
- Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.
00:25:14.375 --> 00:25:15.375
Hey, what do you play?
00:25:15.458 --> 00:25:18.375
Ah, keyboard. They call me Dr. Silk.
00:25:18.458 --> 00:25:20.750
I'm a singer-songwriter,
and adultآ contemporary, that's...
00:25:20.833 --> 00:25:22.041
- Don't be modest.
- I love it.
00:25:22.125 --> 00:25:25.666
Sonny put out an album. It's fantastic.
00:25:27.250 --> 00:25:29.333
I'm telling you, another level.
00:25:29.416 --> 00:25:30.958
Are you on Spotify?
00:25:31.583 --> 00:25:33.833
- No.
- Oh, so you're on SoundCloud?
00:25:33.916 --> 00:25:35.750
- No.
- So how would we hear it?
00:25:35.833 --> 00:25:36.916
- I guess that's...
- Yeah.
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:38.375
I'm on, uh, CDs.
00:25:38.458 --> 00:25:40.541
I don't normally do it,
but I'll send you all some.
00:25:40.625 --> 00:25:43.708
- I don't have anything to play it on.
- I have a player. I have a player.
00:25:43.791 --> 00:25:45.458
My dad has something.
00:25:45.541 --> 00:25:48.583
A toast to my brother, Sonny.
Best friend in the whole world.
00:25:50.625 --> 00:25:51.916
660
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,541
Hey, Dash.
00:25:53.750 --> 00:25:55.083
Dash, pay attention now.
00:25:55.166 --> 00:25:59.541
You put your forefinger on the line
then pull to create a slipknot.
00:26:00.166 --> 00:26:02.375
- Will you just do it for me?
- Hell, no!
00:26:02.458 --> 00:26:03.333
Dad!
00:26:03.416 --> 00:26:06.625
Dash, go practice piano.
You know your father's gonna ask.
00:26:06.708 --> 00:26:07.958
But Dad's not here, Mom.
00:26:08.041 --> 00:26:08.958
It doesn't matter.
00:26:09.041 --> 00:26:11.291
You know how important
this talent show is to him.
00:26:11.375 --> 00:26:14.666
Maya, you're pulling the baby's hair.
00:26:14.750 --> 00:26:17.750
Everybody is not good
at everything, you know?
00:26:17.833 --> 00:26:19.916
- Okay, Mom, give me a chance.
- What?
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.458
- Guys, a seaplane just landed by our dock.
- Oh!
00:26:24.541 --> 00:26:26.791
A seaplane? Who is it?
00:26:26.875 --> 00:26:27.916
Look.
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:29.541
Hey, Maya!
00:26:29.625 --> 00:26:33.250
- Hey, Maya, it's me, Armando.
- Oh.
00:26:33.333 --> 00:26:35.333
- Armando.
- Hi.
00:26:35.416 --> 00:26:37.000
What are you doing here?
00:26:37.083 --> 00:26:39.958
I know, right? Surprise.
00:26:40.041 --> 00:26:43.208
Maya kept telling me
how amazing this part of the world was,
00:26:43.291 --> 00:26:44.958
so I took aآ scouting trip...
00:26:46.041 --> 00:26:48.958
and I found an island
that I'm thinking about buying.
00:26:49.041 --> 00:26:50.416
Wait, what?
00:26:50.500 --> 00:26:52.208
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
00:26:52.291 --> 00:26:55.666
The thing is, I really think this is
the project you've been waiting for.
00:26:55.750 --> 00:26:58.458
- You can finally start your own firm.
- Wait, what?
00:26:58.541 --> 00:27:00.958
Could I steal you for this afternoon?
00:27:01.041 --> 00:27:03.000
I want your eyes on this property.
00:27:03.083 --> 00:27:07.333
Well, I... I... I... I promised theآ kids
that I would take a break from work.
00:27:07.416 --> 00:27:08.333
- Of course.
- Yeah.
00:27:08.416 --> 00:27:11.750
You're right. I don't wanna get in the way
of your family time. I'm sorry.
00:27:11.833 --> 00:27:12.833
Unless...
00:27:13.833 --> 00:27:16.333
I don't know, maybe...
maybe Dash and Ava could come?
00:27:18.833 --> 00:27:20.333
Mmm. Hey, Dash?
00:27:20.416 --> 00:27:21.250
Yes?
00:27:21.333 --> 00:27:23.541
You wanna learn
how to fly a seaplane, buddy?
00:27:23.625 --> 00:27:24.958
Heck, yeah!
00:27:25.041 --> 00:27:27.083
Oh, there you go.
00:27:31.041 --> 00:27:34.041
700
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:26,208
Hey, people, listen up.
00:27:35.791 --> 00:27:38.958
I did a lot ofآ thinking
about how to celebrate my 44th,
00:27:39.041 --> 00:27:40.958
and because of the great pan-d,
00:27:41.041 --> 00:27:44.625
we spentآ too long
without the simple joy of being together.
00:27:44.708 --> 00:27:47.125
- Yes.
- So, this week isn't about me.
00:27:47.208 --> 00:27:49.083
- It's about us.
- Okay.
00:27:49.166 --> 00:27:50.625
- Yes.
- Huh?
00:27:50.708 --> 00:27:53.791
We're going back to basics, right here,
00:27:53.875 --> 00:27:56.875
in the unforgiving...
but majestic...
00:27:56.958 --> 00:28:00.083
The majestic California desert!
00:28:00.166 --> 00:28:03.333
I got... I got first dibs
on the bathroom and the shower.
00:28:03.416 --> 00:28:05.083
Yeah!
00:28:05.166 --> 00:28:07.958
Welcome to Huckchella.
It's our ownآ Burning Man.
00:28:08.041 --> 00:28:10.625
I designed it myself. The effigy is me.
00:28:10.708 --> 00:28:12.041
What the fuck is this?
00:28:13.625 --> 00:28:15.000
- Ready, Geno?
- Yep.
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:16.666
- Three, two...
- All right. Wait!
00:28:16.750 --> 00:28:18.291
Sonny. Where's Sonny?
00:28:18.375 --> 00:28:21.833
Sonny, Sonny, get up
in the front, man. Come on.
00:28:21.916 --> 00:28:23.875
- I don't need to do it.
- This is the photo.
00:28:23.958 --> 00:28:26.958
- I don't have to do it. I don't have to...
- Take him. Get him.
00:28:30.791 --> 00:28:34.666
One, two, three, yeah!
00:28:35.416 --> 00:28:36.875
- You got it?
- Got it.
00:28:39.458 --> 00:28:41.875
- Ha! That made the photo. That made the...
- Yeah.
00:28:41.958 --> 00:28:43.625
All right, guys, get your stuff,
00:28:43.708 --> 00:28:46.250
claim your yurt.
Ladies get first pick, guys.
00:28:47.541 --> 00:28:50.500
- Geno, see you in five days. Drive safe.
- Five days.
00:28:50.583 --> 00:28:53.291
What do you mean, five days?
Huck, we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:28:53.375 --> 00:28:55.541
- We're getting primal this week.
- What does that mean?
00:28:55.541 --> 00:28:56.541
We're stripping it down.
00:28:56.625 --> 00:28:58.875
Promise you, this is gonna be
the best week of your life.
00:28:58.875 --> 00:29:00.250
- I under...
- Claim a sleeping mat.
00:29:00.250 --> 00:29:01.166
We're six to a yurt.
00:29:01.250 --> 00:29:03.000
- Six to a what?
- I'm so glad you're here.
00:29:03.083 --> 00:29:05.375
- Hey, wait a second.
- This is theآ best. I'm so happy.
00:29:05.458 --> 00:29:08.250
- Check it out. Do youآ like my statue?
- Huck, hold on.
00:29:08.750 --> 00:29:09.750
Yeah!
00:29:16.083 --> 00:29:17.250
Ridiculous.
00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:23.208
773
00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:05,473
00:29:27.666 --> 00:29:28.791
775
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,750
That's very mature.
00:29:30.500 --> 00:29:32.750
Putting a penis on a Lego. Good, okay.
00:29:37.791 --> 00:29:39.250
See what you think now.
00:29:39.250 --> 00:29:41.250
779
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,583
Check out my 'gram, bitches.
00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:51.583
Okay. Goddamn it. Oh God.
00:29:52.166 --> 00:29:53.583
I gotta go.
00:29:59.833 --> 00:30:01.500
What the... Hold on now.
00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:04.041
What is this?
00:30:04.125 --> 00:30:07.458
Yo, stop.
No, stop. That tickles.
00:30:07.541 --> 00:30:11.208
You got some claws on you, huh?
You still cute though.
00:30:11.291 --> 00:30:12.291
Cute little...
00:30:12.375 --> 00:30:15.083
Whoa, hey. Hey, buddy.
00:30:17.625 --> 00:30:19.458
You're a little scary kitty, huh?
00:30:19.541 --> 00:30:20.666
Look at you.
00:30:25.875 --> 00:30:27.416
Oh my God.
00:30:28.875 --> 00:30:30.875
Whoa. Oh.
00:30:32.833 --> 00:30:35.500
Here you go. This what you want?
Is this what you want?
00:30:36.583 --> 00:30:39.125
I'll set it down.
I'll set... I'll set it down
00:30:40.500 --> 00:30:42.041
Fuck this!
00:30:42.125 --> 00:30:43.541
Help!
00:30:43.625 --> 00:30:48.250
Help! Help! Lion!
00:30:48.250 --> 00:30:50.625
Hey, I got a lion on my ass!
00:30:50.708 --> 00:30:53.125
These shoes ain't shit. Shit!
00:30:53.750 --> 00:30:55.833
- Is that Sonny up there?
- Help! Huck!
00:30:55.916 --> 00:30:58.166
He gonna eat me!
I got a lion trying to eat me!
00:30:58.708 --> 00:31:01.041
- Sonny, show him another gear.
- Run, Sonny!
00:31:01.125 --> 00:31:03.666
- Get out of there!
- Hey! Shit! I got a lion on my ass!
00:31:03.708 --> 00:31:06.208
Help! Help!
00:31:07.708 --> 00:31:09.625
He on my ass! Get away from me!
00:31:11.208 --> 00:31:13.916
Oh my God. Oh!
00:31:18.375 --> 00:31:21.375
Oh my God!آ Oh my God!
00:31:23.958 --> 00:31:25.875
What are you looking at?
00:31:29.375 --> 00:31:30.666
Come on, bitch.
00:31:31.208 --> 00:31:33.250
Got it.
00:31:39.833 --> 00:31:44.250
To the jugular!
00:31:45.458 --> 00:31:48.250
Get off ofآ me!
Get your hungry ass off of me!
00:31:48.333 --> 00:31:51.125
Get off of me!
00:31:53.958 --> 00:31:55.916
You hungry...
00:31:56.458 --> 00:31:58.500
You thought Iآ was a black rabbit?
00:31:58.583 --> 00:32:03.666
Dude, that was sick.
You went primal, man.
00:32:06.708 --> 00:32:07.708
Yes, I did.
00:32:08.625 --> 00:32:09.500
Yes, I did.
00:32:09.583 --> 00:32:14.708
You know what? She might be the big cat,
but I'm looking at the Big Dog.
00:32:15.208 --> 00:32:18.291
- This is the Big Dog. You are the Big Dog.
- Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
00:32:20.041 --> 00:32:21.041
You hear that?
00:32:22.416 --> 00:32:26.791
I'm the Big Dog!
00:32:26.875 --> 00:32:29.875
Oh my God.
00:32:29.958 --> 00:32:31.041
I'm the Big Dog!
00:32:31.125 --> 00:32:32.458
- Sonny, calm down.
- Huh?
00:32:32.541 --> 00:32:34.416
You got... you got
a little blood on your back.
00:32:34.500 --> 00:32:36.458
What do you mean? Did she clip me?
00:32:36.541 --> 00:32:38.083
She clipped me a little bit?
00:32:38.083 --> 00:32:39.750
I got a little bit of Neosporin.
00:32:39.833 --> 00:32:41.791
- Just putآ this on there.
- Oh, no.
00:32:41.875 --> 00:32:43.208
I don't know if it's gonna do it.
00:32:43.250 --> 00:32:45.083
- Take a picture. Lemme look at it.
- You sure?
00:32:45.083 --> 00:32:48.208
Yeah. I gotta see it, 'cause Neosporin,
you normally put a little bit on top.
00:32:48.291 --> 00:32:50.041
That hardens it up.
Goes away the next day.
00:32:50.125 --> 00:32:52.375
- Take a look at this.
- Yeah, let me see it. What...
00:32:56.791 --> 00:33:00.208
- Oh, she tried to take my spine out.
- You gotta breathe. You gotta breathe.
00:33:00.291 --> 00:33:02.416
This was a... this was a planned attack.
00:33:02.916 --> 00:33:05.041
Sonny. He's not okay!
00:33:05.125 --> 00:33:06.750
- Guys! Calm down.
- Sonny?
00:33:06.833 --> 00:33:08.291
We're gonna get him to the campsite.
00:33:08.375 --> 00:33:11.458
- Yeah. We got you, Sonny.
- We're gonna bandage it up, okay?
00:33:11.541 --> 00:33:14.291
- Just breathe. Oh, he's out.
- Okay.
00:33:30.458 --> 00:33:33.375
Shot of "to-kill-ya," Big Dog?
00:33:37.291 --> 00:33:38.458
Let's go!
00:33:39.750 --> 00:33:43.416
One, two, three, and slide.
00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:45.208
Great. Okay, it's your turn.
00:33:45.291 --> 00:33:46.625
No, it's my turn.
00:33:46.708 --> 00:33:49.250
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, wait, it's your dad. Hi!
00:33:49.333 --> 00:33:52.166
Hey. I wanted to call you guys,
00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:54.541
check onآ you,
see how things were going, honey.
00:33:54.625 --> 00:33:57.250
Actually, it's been great.
We had such aآ fun day. How about you?
00:33:57.333 --> 00:33:58.833
- I'm good.
- It's Sonny.
00:33:58.916 --> 00:34:01.583
Good is an understatement,
'cause I ended up coming to Huck's party.
00:34:01.583 --> 00:34:04.458
That is fantastic, babe. I'm glad.
00:34:04.541 --> 00:34:06.583
We're in the desert, getting primal.
00:34:07.583 --> 00:34:10.416
I even got myself a nickname out here.
They call me the Big Dog.
00:34:10.500 --> 00:34:13.125
- Well, I know what that means.
- Big Dog!
00:34:13.208 --> 00:34:14.208
And it's sticking.
00:34:14.250 --> 00:34:16.833
- Baby, I'm...
- Dad!
00:34:16.916 --> 00:34:20.083
- You been practicingآ for the show?
- No, better.
00:34:20.166 --> 00:34:22.041
We took a seaplane ride!
00:34:22.125 --> 00:34:24.250
- It was so fun!
- Okay. Okay...
00:34:24.333 --> 00:34:27.791
Mom's friend Armando
flew us to his private island.
00:34:27.875 --> 00:34:30.041
Back up a little bit.
Sounded like you said, "Armando."
00:34:30.083 --> 00:34:33.208
Do me a favor, put your mother
on the phone. Let me talk to your mom.
00:34:33.291 --> 00:34:34.458
- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
00:34:34.541 --> 00:34:36.958
You didn't say nothing to me
about Armando coming out there.
00:34:37.041 --> 00:34:40.166
Baby, I didn't know he was coming up here.
How would I know? He just showed up.
00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:43.916
He wanted my opinion on this island
that he's thinking of buying.
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:46.750
And Mom's gonna design
a tortoiseآ sanctuary for him.
00:34:46.833 --> 00:34:48.916
What are you talking about?
What does that mean?
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:51.791
Well, I was gonna call you
about it after I putآ the kids to bed.
00:34:51.875 --> 00:34:53.791
He just suggested that I leave my job
00:34:53.875 --> 00:34:58.958
and... and open my own firm,
you know, uh, with him as my firstآ client.
00:34:59.041 --> 00:35:00.375
Oh!آ Oh, there you go.
00:35:00.458 --> 00:35:02.041
Last suggestion I remember
00:35:02.125 --> 00:35:04.625
was you telling me that you
wanted to spend time with the kids.
00:35:04.625 --> 00:35:06.583
Now I find out that you're island hopping
00:35:06.666 --> 00:35:08.083
- with old Don Dental...
- Please.
00:35:08.166 --> 00:35:10.041
- Be nice.
- going all over the place...
00:35:10.125 --> 00:35:12.458
- Sonny, it's Gil.
- Oh shit.
00:35:12.541 --> 00:35:14.750
- You have to understand something.
- Here we go.
00:35:14.833 --> 00:35:16.333
Maya is the breadwinner,
00:35:16.416 --> 00:35:18.500
and yourآ job
is to hold down the home front.
00:35:18.583 --> 00:35:21.458
Now, I love you, buddy,
but you got to stay inآ your lane.
00:35:21.541 --> 00:35:24.625
You know what, Gil? I doubt
that I'm gonnaآ take relationship advice,
00:35:24.708 --> 00:35:27.333
or any type of advice
for that matter, from aآ cheater.
00:35:27.416 --> 00:35:29.208
- What?
- That's right. Fromآ a cheater!
00:35:29.208 --> 00:35:30.708
- What?
- Who did Grandpa cheat with?
00:35:30.791 --> 00:35:32.833
I have never cheated in my life!
00:35:32.916 --> 00:35:34.666
Want me to take you
back to last summer, huh?
00:35:34.750 --> 00:35:36.083
Orcas Island Golf Course?
00:35:36.166 --> 00:35:38.500
You gaveآ yourself
every putt within six feet.
00:35:38.583 --> 00:35:41.583
- He's talking about golf. So dumb.
- Newsflash, those are not gimmes!
00:35:41.583 --> 00:35:42.791
They're not gimmes, Pops!
00:35:42.875 --> 00:35:47.291
It's not my fault you don't have the balls
to tell me to putt out, you pussy.
00:35:47.375 --> 00:35:49.500
- Oh,آ I don't have the balls?
- Okay, Maya...
00:35:49.583 --> 00:35:52.083
- Okay.
- Let me tell you somethingآ about my balls!
00:35:52.166 --> 00:35:55.500
Let me tell you something
about my big black balls.
00:35:55.583 --> 00:35:58.416
- I'm out. Take the phone, girl.
- I fought off a mountain lion!
00:35:58.458 --> 00:36:01.375
You're not done 'cause I'm not done,
so pick up the phone. Gil?
00:36:01.458 --> 00:36:06.083
- We're gonna tell you good night, honey.
- Maya, give Gil back the phone!
00:36:07.625 --> 00:36:08.625
Hey, Sonny.
00:36:09.250 --> 00:36:10.375
Where you been, buddy?
00:36:10.875 --> 00:36:12.416
I was up there on the phone with Maya.
00:36:12.500 --> 00:36:14.166
- I had to go find reception.
- Really?
00:36:14.250 --> 00:36:15.875
I call to check on her.
00:36:15.958 --> 00:36:18.166
I'm thinking she's with the kids,
spending quality time.
00:36:18.208 --> 00:36:20.500
She's with her parents,
what she was supposed to be doing.
00:36:20.541 --> 00:36:22.125
I find out her client Armando's there.
00:36:22.208 --> 00:36:23.916
I find that out 'cause Dash toldآ me.
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:26.125
And her dad called me a pussy.
00:36:26.208 --> 00:36:29.250
- Whoa. None of that right now.
- I never... I'm not a pussy. I'm...
00:36:29.333 --> 00:36:30.208
Just calm down.
00:36:30.291 --> 00:36:32.083
- Yeah, I...
- Take a breath. Recenter.
00:36:32.166 --> 00:36:33.625
- Yeah.
- You're not with Maya.
00:36:33.708 --> 00:36:35.250
- You're not with the kids.
- Yeah.
00:36:35.333 --> 00:36:38.250
- You're here in the desert with me.
- Yeah.
00:36:39.958 --> 00:36:42.875
There you go. Recenter.
00:36:43.500 --> 00:36:44.625
Oh, hell, yes.
00:36:44.708 --> 00:36:46.416
Sonny, you're gonna lose your mind
00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:48.625
when you seeآ the surprise guest
I pulled out of a hat.
00:36:48.708 --> 00:36:51.250
- You got a surprise guest?
- I got a surprise guest.
00:36:51.333 --> 00:36:54.083
For you. They're a little early,
but you're gonna love it.
00:36:54.166 --> 00:36:56.083
- Who is it? Tell me.
- You're gonna love it.
00:36:59.958 --> 00:37:03.208
Huck, my man. I texted you.
You've beenآ ghosting me.
00:37:03.291 --> 00:37:06.750
No! No, I've just been slammed
planning this party. It's my 44th.
00:37:06.833 --> 00:37:10.166
Not to burst your bubble,
but that's notآ a milestone of any kind.
00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:12.875
And if it wasn't for your friend here
posting you on theآ 'gram,
00:37:12.958 --> 00:37:14.958
I would've never found out
where you were hiding.
00:37:15.041 --> 00:37:16.541
I would not hide from you.
00:37:16.625 --> 00:37:19.416
Wait a minute, am I missing something?
Is this the surprise?
00:37:19.500 --> 00:37:21.083
Allow me to do the intros.
00:37:21.166 --> 00:37:23.500
Stan Berman,
alternative revenue specialist.
00:37:23.583 --> 00:37:26.875
- And thisآ is my colleague, Dorit.
- Shalom.
00:37:26.958 --> 00:37:30.041
Shalom back at you. I'm, uh, Sonny Fisher.
00:37:30.125 --> 00:37:33.625
So, Huck, when I saw
you were throwing this elaborate shindig
00:37:33.708 --> 00:37:36.500
even though youآ still owe me $47,000,
00:37:36.583 --> 00:37:39.000
I thought Dorit and I
will have to come pay you a visit.
00:37:39.083 --> 00:37:41.625
No, I... Look, I've been having
some liquidity issues.
00:37:41.708 --> 00:37:43.041
Stan offered to spot me.
00:37:43.125 --> 00:37:44.000
- It's all good.
- Okay.
00:37:44.083 --> 00:37:45.750
I didn't spot you, Huck.
00:37:45.833 --> 00:37:49.333
I loaned you theآ money,
and you refused to pay me back.
00:37:49.416 --> 00:37:53.416
So now, Dorit's gonna have to inflict
some bodily harm.
00:37:53.500 --> 00:37:57.291
Stan. Stan. Stan the Man.
Hey, I thought we were friends.
00:37:57.375 --> 00:38:01.041
We are, but Huck, I was very clear
about my fee structure.
00:38:01.125 --> 00:38:04.541
It's a misunderstanding.
I did not know this was so time-sensitive.
00:38:04.625 --> 00:38:06.958
Give meآ a day.
I'll move some funds around.
00:38:07.041 --> 00:38:07.958
I'll pay you back.
00:38:08.041 --> 00:38:09.250
Oy vey.
00:38:09.333 --> 00:38:11.083
- A day?
- Yeah.
00:38:12.208 --> 00:38:13.208
All right, fine.
00:38:13.291 --> 00:38:14.791
- Oh my God.
- Yes, thank you!
00:38:14.875 --> 00:38:17.000
- He's so reasonable.
- I didn't know what was going on.
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:18.958
- I'm panicking right now.
- Don't sever anything.
00:38:19.041 --> 00:38:20.916
Just break a finger,
then we gotta hit the road.
00:38:20.958 --> 00:38:23.750
Wait, what are you talking about?
We had a deal. You gave me a day.
00:38:23.833 --> 00:38:25.958
You just said that it was okay.
We heard you say that.
00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:29.041
But, Huck, would you really feel
the pressure to pay me back
00:38:29.125 --> 00:38:30.791
without someآ physical violence?
00:38:30.875 --> 00:38:33.041
- I wouldn't with the same immediacy.
- That's my point.
00:38:33.041 --> 00:38:35.833
You guys are in good hands.
Don't worry, Dorit's incredibly precise.
00:38:35.916 --> 00:38:37.875
Fingers on the wood, please.
00:38:37.958 --> 00:38:39.458
Huck, wait... wait a minute.
00:38:39.541 --> 00:38:41.375
- Don't put your hand there.
- She said I have...
00:38:41.375 --> 00:38:43.958
- Here we...
- Hey, listen, D... Do... What... what is it?
00:38:44.041 --> 00:38:47.708
It's Dorit. Like "Dorito" without theآ "o."
Come on, man, pull it together.
00:38:47.791 --> 00:38:50.250
Hey! Don't! Wait! He's gonna say
something important, I think.
00:38:50.250 --> 00:38:52.125
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- What?
00:38:52.208 --> 00:38:54.208
I can't let this happen
because I feel responsible.
00:38:54.250 --> 00:38:58.083
No, Sonny, this is not your fault.
I'm not letting you take responsibility.
00:38:58.166 --> 00:39:00.083
You're the responsible party?
00:39:00.166 --> 00:39:03.541
Yes, my picture is what brought you here.
00:39:04.583 --> 00:39:05.166
- Okay.
00:39:05.166 --> 00:39:07.166
You're so sweet.
I told you she was really nice.
00:39:07.250 --> 00:39:08.916
Way more understanding than him.
00:39:11.708 --> 00:39:12.875
Oh my God!
00:39:12.958 --> 00:39:15.500
Whoa! Why is the little one screaming?
00:39:15.583 --> 00:39:17.250
He said he was responsible.
00:39:17.333 --> 00:39:20.000
I said I was responsible
for bringing youآ here, Diggit.
00:39:20.083 --> 00:39:21.166
Dorit! Dorit!
00:39:21.250 --> 00:39:22.791
"Dorit." I don't give a shit!
00:39:22.875 --> 00:39:23.708
Damn!
00:39:23.791 --> 00:39:26.125
Dorit, you have to run these things by me.
00:39:26.208 --> 00:39:27.583
He said responsible!
00:39:27.666 --> 00:39:30.833
Oh my God. That is disgusting.
It looksآ like a hot Cheeto.
00:39:30.916 --> 00:39:35.666
I am so sorry, Sonny,آ but look,
we got a finger, right? We're good.
00:39:35.750 --> 00:39:38.375
Dorit, would you please
go burn down the campsite?
00:39:38.458 --> 00:39:40.458
- Or do you want me to supervise that too?
- What?
00:39:40.541 --> 00:39:43.166
You said you got your finger.
Why you gonna burn down the campsite?
00:39:43.166 --> 00:39:45.666
Huck, you built
a massive effigy of yourself
00:39:45.750 --> 00:39:47.166
while you're deeply indebted toآ me.
00:39:47.250 --> 00:39:49.333
How do you think
that reflects on myآ business?
00:39:50.041 --> 00:39:51.291
The party's over buddy, okay?
00:39:51.375 --> 00:39:53.250
Just get your stuff together
and pay me back.
00:39:55.291 --> 00:39:57.458
We weren't gonna burn that till Thursday!
00:39:58.583 --> 00:40:01.291
Everybody stay calm... but run!
00:40:01.916 --> 00:40:03.666
Don't worry. Hey! Hey!
00:40:03.750 --> 00:40:06.458
Now you owe me $47,000 and an iPhone.
00:40:07.083 --> 00:40:08.291
What?
00:40:09.333 --> 00:40:10.458
Hey, guys.
00:40:11.541 --> 00:40:12.583
I'm so sorry.
00:40:12.666 --> 00:40:14.958
Clearly, this isآ not
how I wanted the week to end.
00:40:15.625 --> 00:40:17.708
Geno will get you safely back to LA.
00:40:17.791 --> 00:40:18.625
Next time.
00:40:18.708 --> 00:40:19.708
- We had fun.
00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:21.125
- You're not coming?
- All right.
00:40:21.208 --> 00:40:23.750
No, I should see
if there's anythingآ salvageable.
00:40:23.833 --> 00:40:25.083
I'll just call an Uber.
00:40:26.500 --> 00:40:28.125
Party was still fire, brother.
00:40:28.208 --> 00:40:30.250
Not the best time to use the word "fire."
00:40:30.333 --> 00:40:32.791
- I just meant like...
- I understand the sentiment.
00:40:33.958 --> 00:40:34.958
Bye, Huck!
00:40:35.375 --> 00:40:38.166
If you want, man, I don't...
I don't mind sticking around
00:40:38.250 --> 00:40:40.833
and... and helping you
look through all this stuff.
00:40:40.916 --> 00:40:43.833
No, no, Sonny, you've done enough.
I feelآ horrible about your finger.
00:40:43.916 --> 00:40:45.916
Come on.آ You tell me...
you tell me where to go.
00:40:46.500 --> 00:40:48.083
We could start... You wanna start here?
00:40:48.083 --> 00:40:50.833
You wanna start with the stuff
that's not still on fire, maybe?
00:40:50.916 --> 00:40:52.208
Maybe still smoking?
00:40:53.333 --> 00:40:54.333
Bye, guys!
00:40:55.041 --> 00:40:57.625
Oh my God.
00:40:58.416 --> 00:41:01.333
My YETIs melted.
That's 2,500 I'll never get back.
00:41:01.833 --> 00:41:03.875
You spent 2,500 on coolers, Huck?
00:41:04.708 --> 00:41:07.125
Why would you spend that
on coolers when you're in the hole?
00:41:07.208 --> 00:41:08.916
I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:41:09.541 --> 00:41:11.708
It's much bigger than YETIs,
I can tell you that.
00:41:11.791 --> 00:41:14.500
The truth is,
I didn't leave the ad agency, Sonny.
00:41:14.583 --> 00:41:15.583
I got fired.
00:41:15.916 --> 00:41:17.833
- You got what?
- I got fired.
00:41:17.916 --> 00:41:19.125
I take a client out toآ dinner,
00:41:19.208 --> 00:41:22.166
somehow, we'd end up
on a bender in San Miguel de Allende.
00:41:22.708 --> 00:41:24.833
HR caughtآ on and was like,
"Ah, no. Hello!"
00:41:24.916 --> 00:41:27.416
They don't wanna pay $17,000 for a dinner.
00:41:29.333 --> 00:41:32.250
I tried to start my own firm,
but I couldn't even get past QuickBooks.
00:41:32.333 --> 00:41:34.666
I spiraled.
These parties got out of control.
00:41:34.750 --> 00:41:36.958
It was an attempt
to stave off my loneliness.
00:41:37.041 --> 00:41:38.958
If you needed help,
why didn't you just call me?
00:41:39.041 --> 00:41:41.458
I did. I called. I texted you.
00:41:41.541 --> 00:41:43.333
Every time I hit you up,
you just blew me off.
00:41:43.375 --> 00:41:47.041
And Iآ get it, all right? I took the hint.
You're onto this beautiful new chapter.
00:41:47.125 --> 00:41:50.125
There was no time for me
getting in theآ way. I understand.
00:41:50.208 --> 00:41:51.791
No, no, Huck.
00:41:51.875 --> 00:41:54.500
You would call me
at eleven o'clock at night to go out.
00:41:54.583 --> 00:41:56.000
I'm in bed by nine.
00:41:56.083 --> 00:41:57.666
And not to mention, if I do go out,
00:41:57.750 --> 00:42:00.666
what am I gonna talk about
with a... a... a beekeeper?
00:42:00.750 --> 00:42:03.333
That's not my world.
I build Legos, I wipe ass.
00:42:03.416 --> 00:42:05.041
Sonny, you're crushing it.
00:42:05.125 --> 00:42:08.083
You support aآ brilliant woman.
You raised two amazingآ kids.
00:42:08.166 --> 00:42:10.250
Anyone would kill for your life.
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:13.000
You wouldn't.
00:42:13.375 --> 00:42:14.416
Are you kidding me?
00:42:15.125 --> 00:42:16.125
That's my dream.
00:42:16.916 --> 00:42:18.833
I'm just on more of a Clooney plan.
00:42:18.916 --> 00:42:20.583
What does that... what does that mean?
00:42:20.666 --> 00:42:24.041
George Timothy Clooney?
The world's mostآ eligible bachelor?
00:42:24.125 --> 00:42:26.291
The guy rode singledom into his 50s.
00:42:26.375 --> 00:42:28.208
Then he married Amal, hadآ the twins,
00:42:28.291 --> 00:42:30.500
became a family man
without ever missing a beat.
00:42:31.125 --> 00:42:33.500
- The Clooney plan.
- No, I get it. I understand.
00:42:33.583 --> 00:42:36.041
Look, I'mآ sorry that I blew you off, man.
00:42:36.791 --> 00:42:39.500
I am. And I... and I hate
that it took this long to talk.
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:40.833
Right?
00:42:40.916 --> 00:42:42.458
It's okay. We're talking now.
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:44.250
You're myآ best friend.
00:42:44.750 --> 00:42:46.166
Water under the bridge.
00:42:46.250 --> 00:42:47.250
Yeah.
00:42:49.833 --> 00:42:51.791
Water under the bridge. You're right.
00:42:51.875 --> 00:42:52.875
I'm sorry, man.
00:42:53.416 --> 00:42:54.625
- Oh my God.
- What?
00:42:55.458 --> 00:42:56.916
The raw bar, untouched.
00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:59.250
Sonny, this is a sign.
00:42:59.333 --> 00:43:00.916
- Things are looking up.
- What do you...
00:43:00.916 --> 00:43:02.500
Let's bag these up and get out of here.
00:43:02.583 --> 00:43:04.583
No way I'm leaving
four grand of shellfish behind.
00:43:04.666 --> 00:43:06.375
You spent four grand on shellfish?
00:43:07.541 --> 00:43:10.166
Oh my God. It stinks in here.
00:43:10.250 --> 00:43:13.125
I never would've picked you guys up
if I knew y'all were moving mollusks.
00:43:13.166 --> 00:43:16.791
I'm so sorry, Thelma,آ but it wasآ like
God himself told me to take theseآ oysters.
00:43:16.875 --> 00:43:18.958
- You gotta be kidding me.
- What?
00:43:20.166 --> 00:43:21.833
Topanga, the next exit coming up.
00:43:21.916 --> 00:43:23.208
It's Armando's.
00:43:23.291 --> 00:43:26.250
That's where
the old Toothbrush King himself lives.
00:43:26.333 --> 00:43:28.500
- It's thisآ chess match that he and I got.
- Of course.
00:43:28.583 --> 00:43:31.500
- I make a move, he...
- I gotta getآ eyes on this guy.
00:43:31.583 --> 00:43:33.166
- On Armando?
- Let me see him.
00:43:34.458 --> 00:43:35.500
All right.
00:43:36.375 --> 00:43:40.458
- Oh my God. Dude, he's stunning.
- Pass the phone. Let me see.
00:43:40.541 --> 00:43:42.708
I don't think... Huck!
00:43:42.791 --> 00:43:44.791
- I want a woman's perspective.
- Oh my God.
00:43:44.875 --> 00:43:46.791
- Would you hit that?
- Yeah, twice on Sunday.
00:43:46.875 --> 00:43:49.750
Okay, that's enough.
Please. Give me my pho...
00:43:49.833 --> 00:43:53.875
- Did you just like the picture?
- I did. Gorgeous.
00:43:53.958 --> 00:43:57.875
- Sonny, these moguls, they're predators.
- What?
00:43:57.958 --> 00:44:00.125
He's going after your family.
You gotta go after his.
00:44:00.208 --> 00:44:02.583
- Well...
- Does he have a wife? A girlfriend?
00:44:02.666 --> 00:44:03.750
I'd be down. I mean, what?
00:44:03.833 --> 00:44:05.958
I'd hate to be a home-wrecker,
but I'll do it for you.
00:44:05.958 --> 00:44:07.875
- Okay.
- You give me a week, I'll seduce her.
00:44:09.875 --> 00:44:10.875
You know what?
00:44:12.583 --> 00:44:13.583
He does.
00:44:15.125 --> 00:44:16.916
- Hey, get off at this exit.
- Right here?
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:18.208
Right here. Get off.
00:44:18.291 --> 00:44:21.291
Hey! Ever hear of a blinker. Huh?
00:44:23.625 --> 00:44:26.666
Bro, I've done
a lot of stupid stuff in my time,
00:44:26.750 --> 00:44:28.458
but there's no way I'm fucking a tortoise.
00:44:28.458 --> 00:44:32.666
- You just said you'd fuck a tortoise?
- No, I'm not asking you to do that, Huck.
00:44:32.750 --> 00:44:35.083
The guy refers to these things
as his family.
00:44:35.166 --> 00:44:38.583
Right? So what I'mآ thinking,
I'm thinking we grab it, set it free.
00:44:38.666 --> 00:44:40.666
Let it outside the gate, right?
00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:42.500
By the time Armando
gets back from San Juan,
00:44:42.541 --> 00:44:43.708
this thing could be anywhere.
00:44:43.750 --> 00:44:46.333
- Yeah, he's gonna be devastated.
- He's gonna be pissed off.
00:44:46.416 --> 00:44:49.250
These tortoises are a lot heavier
than what you think they are.
00:44:49.333 --> 00:44:51.458
- We have one.
- When did you get a tortoise?
00:44:51.541 --> 00:44:53.958
Well, basically the kids' preschool,
00:44:54.041 --> 00:44:56.000
they made us take one
for the summer, right?
00:44:56.083 --> 00:44:58.416
Kids fell in love with it.
I don't even understand how.
00:44:58.500 --> 00:44:59.750
They're so emotionless.
00:44:59.833 --> 00:45:02.375
It's, like, not a good pet at all.
They don't respond.
00:45:02.458 --> 00:45:04.000
They don't really do anything.
00:45:04.500 --> 00:45:06.583
There you go.
The world is yours. Go, buddy.
00:45:06.666 --> 00:45:09.000
- Yeah, he's getting some momentum now.
- Yeah, he is.
00:45:09.083 --> 00:45:11.333
- This is so stupid.
- Go. Hee-yah!
00:45:15.708 --> 00:45:17.500
I gotta be honest,
I'm having second thoughts.
00:45:17.541 --> 00:45:20.583
I just had a visual
of this guy crossing the 405, and he...
00:45:20.666 --> 00:45:21.750
he don't stand a chance.
00:45:21.833 --> 00:45:23.083
- Oh, thank God.
- Yeah.
00:45:23.166 --> 00:45:24.583
God, I was feeling the same thing,
00:45:24.666 --> 00:45:26.541
but you were on a roll,
so I kept my mouth shut.
00:45:26.625 --> 00:45:31.041
I like the feeling of knowing
that we could have did this to Armando.
00:45:31.125 --> 00:45:33.083
- Wait, wait, wait, put him down.
- What?
00:45:33.083 --> 00:45:34.750
- Hold on aآ second here.
- What?
00:45:34.833 --> 00:45:37.833
What? I'm talking
to the Big Dog right now.
00:45:37.916 --> 00:45:41.250
If we can't tear apart his family,
we may as well mess with his house, right?
00:45:41.875 --> 00:45:42.791
Huck, wait, hold on...
00:45:42.875 --> 00:45:44.958
- Are you the Big Dog?
- Yeah, I'm the Big Dog.
00:45:45.041 --> 00:45:47.416
- C'mon, don't be a little bitch.
- I'm not a bitch.
00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:49.291
- Let her hear the Big Dog.
- I'm the Big Dog!
00:45:51.750 --> 00:45:53.000
Is that the Big Dog?
00:45:54.416 --> 00:45:56.833
Oh, yeah. He's ready.
00:46:00.708 --> 00:46:03.541
- Not gonna need that.
- What you gonna do without salt? Dump it.
00:46:03.625 --> 00:46:05.750
- This is good stuff.
- Dump it.
00:46:05.833 --> 00:46:09.041
You can't dump this one. You gotta grind...
This is gonna take forever.
00:46:10.208 --> 00:46:12.041
Oh my God, I'll turn
this heat all the way up.
00:46:12.125 --> 00:46:14.625
- Nuke it. No, nuke it all.
- Ruin all his wine.
00:46:14.708 --> 00:46:15.583
Delete 'em.
00:46:15.666 --> 00:46:18.458
Storage Wars, Naked andآ Afraid,
Frasier, Two and a Half... Blue Bloods.
00:46:18.500 --> 00:46:19.958
Does this guy live with his parents?
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:24.083
Bye-bye.
00:46:24.166 --> 00:46:26.458
- You ready to take it to another level?
- Yeah.
00:46:26.541 --> 00:46:28.166
Leave an upper-decker in the bathroom.
00:46:28.250 --> 00:46:29.500
- Hell, yeah.
- Yeah.
00:46:31.041 --> 00:46:31.875
What is that?
00:46:31.958 --> 00:46:33.666
Drop one in the tank.
00:46:34.208 --> 00:46:35.041
A deuce!
00:46:35.125 --> 00:46:36.458
- Okay.
- A hot one, a steamer.
00:46:36.541 --> 00:46:38.541
Yeah. I gotta muster it up,
but I'll do it.
00:46:40.166 --> 00:46:42.125
Aw, dang it, it's tankless.
00:46:42.208 --> 00:46:43.833
Why don't you shit his bed instead?
00:46:47.083 --> 00:46:50.208
No! Whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?آ What are you doing?
00:46:50.291 --> 00:46:51.541
We're not doing this.
00:46:51.625 --> 00:46:55.291
We're doing harmless stuff
that's still got some bad intent to it.
00:46:55.375 --> 00:46:56.250
Not this.
00:46:56.333 --> 00:46:58.375
- Well, don't you want to get back...
- No.
00:46:58.458 --> 00:47:01.583
- Get into it? I'm doing this for you.
- No. Whoa... You'reآ not.
00:47:01.666 --> 00:47:04.291
So, don't break another plate.
Go wait in the car, please.
00:47:04.375 --> 00:47:06.083
Okay.
00:47:06.583 --> 00:47:08.666
- I love the enthusiasm.
- Thank you.
00:47:09.750 --> 00:47:11.708
How you gonna pay Stan Berman back, man?
00:47:11.791 --> 00:47:13.125
I'm gonna flee the country.
00:47:13.708 --> 00:47:15.416
- What?
- Look, Stan's a bad dude.
00:47:15.500 --> 00:47:19.125
He's called Theآ Butcher of Beverly Hills.
I heard he dumps bodies at the marina.
00:47:19.208 --> 00:47:21.958
Huck, that's insane.
00:47:22.041 --> 00:47:24.083
A buddy moved to Buenos Aires
to chase the tango.
00:47:24.166 --> 00:47:25.500
He gets by for next to nothing.
00:47:25.583 --> 00:47:27.416
I'll head down there,
lay low for a minute,
00:47:27.500 --> 00:47:29.000
funnel Stan someآ cash. It'll be fine.
00:47:29.041 --> 00:47:31.125
You're talking about leaving?
That's crazy.
00:47:31.208 --> 00:47:33.708
I feel like Butch andآ Sundance
just got back together.
00:47:33.791 --> 00:47:36.375
We had one last day together.
It was the greatest day of my life.
00:47:36.416 --> 00:47:38.958
The day doesn't have to be over.
We can keep the party going.
00:47:39.041 --> 00:47:40.958
Sonny, it's over. I'm couch surfing.
There's no place to move the party to.
00:47:40.958 --> 00:47:42.833
1219
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,583
Okay, what if there was a place?
00:47:45.958 --> 00:47:47.833
- No.
- No. Call Geno.
00:47:47.916 --> 00:47:51.708
Tell Geno to take the busآ to Sherman Oaks
'cause we're moving the party to my house.
00:47:52.833 --> 00:47:56.291
All right, Huck-mobile's en route,
and I sent Kabir your house rules.
00:47:56.375 --> 00:47:57.708
- He's all good.
- This is so...
00:47:58.541 --> 00:48:01.708
Oh my God.
If this is a flat, you'reآ paying.
00:48:02.708 --> 00:48:04.458
It's fine. I got... I got AAA.
00:48:04.958 --> 00:48:07.500
Dude, when I tell you
this party's gonna be epic...
00:48:07.583 --> 00:48:08.916
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be epic.
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.458
We're gonnaآ send you out
with a bang, Huck. Watch.
00:48:11.541 --> 00:48:13.708
With a big bang.
00:48:13.791 --> 00:48:16.416
- What the heck are you banging?
- Get out of the car right now!
00:48:16.500 --> 00:48:17.875
You're gonna wanna see this.
00:48:17.958 --> 00:48:21.333
- We said we'll pay. What is your problem?
- Look... look down!
00:48:21.416 --> 00:48:24.541
- Oh my God. Is it dead?
- I don't know.
00:48:24.625 --> 00:48:26.458
This is so bad.
It could've been 100 years old!
00:48:26.541 --> 00:48:29.291
- Oh my God!
- Isn't that, like, bad karma?
00:48:29.375 --> 00:48:31.291
- It blinked. It blinked!
- What?
00:48:31.375 --> 00:48:32.958
- You saw it blink?
- It's blinking now.
00:48:32.958 --> 00:48:33.875
Oh, hi.
00:48:33.958 --> 00:48:36.833
Listen, if it's blinking, that means
we got time to do the right thing.
00:48:36.916 --> 00:48:40.166
All we gotta do is get it in the car,
get it to the animal hospital. That's it
00:48:40.250 --> 00:48:45.083
No, we are not putting
that mangled beast in my new Nissan.
00:48:45.166 --> 00:48:46.291
Thelma, be reasonable.
00:48:46.375 --> 00:48:49.750
Can one injured turtle smell any worse
than 200 Littlenecks in your trunk?
00:48:49.833 --> 00:48:52.958
Why are we not focusing on the problem?
Right now, it's not about you.
00:48:53.041 --> 00:48:54.166
Why are you in my face?
00:48:54.250 --> 00:48:56.250
- Hey! Hey!
- You just shoved the Big Dog?
00:48:56.333 --> 00:48:59.250
- What Big Dog, you little chihuahua?
- He's a bigger dog than you.
00:48:59.250 --> 00:49:01.500
Woof, woof, bitch. That's how you bark!
00:49:01.583 --> 00:49:03.875
- We don't have the time. Come on.
- Load it up!
00:49:03.958 --> 00:49:05.125
Get the turtle!
00:49:05.208 --> 00:49:06.833
Make yourself... Get your ass in the car!
00:49:06.833 --> 00:49:08.833
- Make yourself useful.
- Don't tell me what to do!
00:49:09.708 --> 00:49:10.541
God.
00:49:10.625 --> 00:49:12.375
Let's go!
00:49:12.375 --> 00:49:14.000
Oh my God. Be careful!
00:49:14.083 --> 00:49:17.083
- Shut up! You don't think we know?
- Obviously you don't.
00:49:17.166 --> 00:49:18.875
Okay, what does it say to do?
00:49:18.958 --> 00:49:19.875
Cover the mouth.
00:49:19.958 --> 00:49:23.875
Blow through the noseآ as hard as you can.
Wrap your lips aroundآ it.
00:49:23.958 --> 00:49:24.958
Look at the picture!
00:49:25.041 --> 00:49:27.000
He's fighting it.
He's not letting it go down.
00:49:27.083 --> 00:49:30.458
I got it. I got it.
00:49:30.541 --> 00:49:32.416
Yes. Yes!
00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:34.000
More mouth.
00:49:34.083 --> 00:49:36.125
I got turtle boogie.
I didn't know they had boogies.
00:49:36.166 --> 00:49:37.083
Oh my God.
00:49:37.166 --> 00:49:38.166
I got something in there.
00:49:38.250 --> 00:49:40.041
- That is disgusting.
- Wake up!
00:49:40.125 --> 00:49:42.625
Don't flick him! You have to gently grasp.
00:49:43.708 --> 00:49:46.000
Cover his mouth and blow
00:49:46.083 --> 00:49:48.500
slow, steady breaths into his nostril.
00:49:50.791 --> 00:49:52.958
- We're here, fools.
- Wait. Wait. What?
00:49:53.041 --> 00:49:55.291
- Stop! Stop! I said don't. I said do not.
- Got it.
00:49:55.375 --> 00:49:57.625
Come on. Car, car, car.
00:49:57.708 --> 00:50:00.916
Slow down! We got an injured turtle here.
00:50:03.875 --> 00:50:05.208
- Hey, you got it?
- I got it.
00:50:07.250 --> 00:50:10.333
Let's go, you idiots!
00:50:12.916 --> 00:50:14.083
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait.
00:50:14.125 --> 00:50:15.458
- Wait, wait, wait
- What?
00:50:16.208 --> 00:50:18.875
Goddamn it. Did you do this?
00:50:20.291 --> 00:50:22.208
- No.
- Who did it?
00:50:22.916 --> 00:50:24.708
Armando Zavala! Go!
00:50:24.791 --> 00:50:26.666
Get him inside
before he dies, stupid.
00:50:26.750 --> 00:50:27.833
Get it inside!
00:50:27.916 --> 00:50:28.875
Watch this.آ You think
Armando's gonna miss all his left shoes?
00:50:28.958 --> 00:50:30.708
1287
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,125
That's so genius, Huck.
00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:37.083
You got to strike while the iron's hot.
Now, you got your little nest egg.
00:50:37.166 --> 00:50:40.791
- You got yourآ first client.
- Yes, but I need to talk to Sonny first.
00:50:40.875 --> 00:50:43.541
He'll figure it out, now.
I don't see any issues.
00:50:43.625 --> 00:50:46.166
- Oh, well, except the big issue.
- Which is?
00:50:46.250 --> 00:50:49.291
Well, I barelyآ see Dash and Ava as it is.
00:50:49.375 --> 00:50:52.583
If I start my own firm,
I'm never gonna be home.
00:50:52.666 --> 00:50:55.791
If you want to be away from the kids
more than you already are,
00:50:56.750 --> 00:50:58.041
I think you knowآ the answer.
00:50:58.125 --> 00:51:00.750
Here we go.
Thank you, Mom, for yet another reminder...
00:51:00.833 --> 00:51:03.041
- No, I...
- of what a neglectfulآ mother I am.
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.666
Honey, I'm jealous.
00:51:07.541 --> 00:51:08.791
I am jealous of you
00:51:08.875 --> 00:51:11.791
because you have a partner
who helps youآ live your dreams.
00:51:12.291 --> 00:51:14.291
What is that supposed to mean, baby?
00:51:14.375 --> 00:51:17.791
- You never helped me with these kids.
- You oughta stop.
00:51:17.875 --> 00:51:21.541
I have a half-written erotic novel
that I never finished.
00:51:21.625 --> 00:51:23.000
An erotic novel?
00:51:23.083 --> 00:51:26.166
- It's very sexual.
- How is that my fault?
00:51:26.250 --> 00:51:31.500
Do you know how hard it is to write about
a man grabbing a woman by the titties...
00:51:31.583 --> 00:51:34.375
- Oh God, Mom!
- Knee-deep in dirty diapers?
00:51:34.458 --> 00:51:38.833
Guys, this conversation has taken
a really uncomfortable and crazy turn,
00:51:38.916 --> 00:51:42.166
but Mom, I do think I understand
where you're comingآ from.
00:51:42.250 --> 00:51:43.125
Oh, thank you.
00:51:43.208 --> 00:51:46.458
You know, the truth is,
if... if I were a dad making this decision,
00:51:46.541 --> 00:51:49.000
- this wouldn'tآ even be a conversation.
- Mm-hmm.
00:51:49.083 --> 00:51:52.875
And Sonny and I, what we do,
we make aآ great team.
00:51:52.958 --> 00:51:54.125
I give you that.
00:51:54.208 --> 00:51:55.375
I can do this.
00:51:55.458 --> 00:51:56.458
Yes, you can.
00:51:56.541 --> 00:51:59.291
Look, it's Armando.
00:51:59.375 --> 00:52:04.000
Armando, your ears must have been ringing.
I literallyآ just said your name.
00:52:04.083 --> 00:52:06.500
Armando?
00:52:06.583 --> 00:52:08.041
Sonny ran over Ole Snappy.
00:52:08.083 --> 00:52:10.500
- Wait, wait! Sonny did what?
- What'd Sonny do?
00:52:10.583 --> 00:52:13.958
- Sonny just ran over Ole Snappy.
- Who the hell is Ole Snappy?
00:52:14.041 --> 00:52:17.833
- I don't know. Who's Ole Snappy?
- It's Armando's oldest tortoise.
00:52:17.916 --> 00:52:20.666
Are they gonna put him in jail for this?
Can you see him now?
00:52:20.750 --> 00:52:22.958
- He'd never be ableآ to get a job.
- Turtle killer.
00:52:35.791 --> 00:52:38.958
- Hey, Thelma, we're a no-shoe household.
- That's so dumb.
00:52:42.583 --> 00:52:44.000
Huck, who are all these people?
00:52:44.625 --> 00:52:46.708
Oh, dude, I put
the bat call out on Instagram.
00:52:46.791 --> 00:52:49.541
Seems like you have a nice little turnout.
You get settled, all right?
00:52:49.541 --> 00:52:51.708
- Wait, wait
- Put these bad boys on ice. We'll be good.
00:52:51.708 --> 00:52:54.708
- I thought it was just...
- Hey, the Big Dog is in the house!
00:52:54.791 --> 00:52:57.000
- Hey, what's up, man?
- What's popping, bro?
00:52:57.083 --> 00:52:59.875
Hey, I got Huck's texts,
cordoned off all your kids' rooms
00:52:59.958 --> 00:53:02.333
and made a sign
telling everybody to removeآ they shoes.
00:53:02.416 --> 00:53:03.250
Yeah.
00:53:03.333 --> 00:53:07.458
But look, your TV
was paused on some '90s porn.
00:53:07.541 --> 00:53:09.000
I watched a little bit of it,
00:53:09.083 --> 00:53:11.208
but it was so nice
that it had an actual plot.
00:53:11.291 --> 00:53:12.458
- Okay.
- Sonny!
00:53:13.041 --> 00:53:15.250
- Hey.
- Alan?
00:53:15.333 --> 00:53:17.291
Alan, what are you doing here, man?
00:53:17.291 --> 00:53:19.125
I followed
your boy Huck on Instagram.
00:53:19.166 --> 00:53:21.458
I saw the party moved to your place,
so I had to get here.
00:53:21.541 --> 00:53:24.583
- The magnetic pull was far tooآ strong.
- You drove from Legoland?
00:53:24.666 --> 00:53:26.500
Rita's a deep sleeper.
She'll never know I'm gone.
00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:29.166
The kids'll be up in the morning,
but I'll be back by then. I hope.
00:53:29.958 --> 00:53:32.250
I'm just gonna ask, is that cocaine,آ man?
00:53:32.333 --> 00:53:34.500
What do you think this is,
Grand Theft Auto?
00:53:34.583 --> 00:53:36.166
No, this is my son's ADHD medication.
00:53:36.250 --> 00:53:37.541
How much of that have you done?
00:53:37.625 --> 00:53:40.916
A pretty good amount if I'm being honest.
I've done this before. Not my first time.
00:53:41.291 --> 00:53:43.125
- This is my first time.
- Okay.
00:53:43.208 --> 00:53:44.750
What you gonna do?
00:53:44.750 --> 00:53:47.166
I've been lying to myself,
Sonny, for far too long.
00:53:47.250 --> 00:53:49.208
You know? I... I... I do everything.
00:53:49.291 --> 00:53:51.458
You know, Rita,
she just bosses me around all the time.
00:53:51.500 --> 00:53:53.416
I'm never alone.
I'm not going back to Legoland.
00:53:53.500 --> 00:53:55.416
- I don't have to go back.
- I didn't say you did.
00:53:55.416 --> 00:53:57.041
I'm not gonna 'cause I don't have to go.
00:53:57.083 --> 00:53:58.958
- Okay.
- I'll be back before the kids wake up.
00:54:02.208 --> 00:54:04.875
Animal Hospital.
00:54:04.958 --> 00:54:09.708
Hey, uh, I saw two, uh,آ jerk-os
dropping off a... a turtle.
00:54:09.791 --> 00:54:11.333
Uh, is it okay? Is it on the mend?
00:54:11.416 --> 00:54:14.083
The one you dropped
at our door like a gunshot victim?
00:54:14.166 --> 00:54:15.708
I knew they were gonna know it was us!
00:54:15.750 --> 00:54:17.541
You shitheads
messed him up real bad.
00:54:17.625 --> 00:54:20.416
- Oh, come on. Don't say that.
- But he's gonna pull through.
00:54:20.500 --> 00:54:21.875
- What?
- What did you say?
00:54:21.958 --> 00:54:24.125
- He's going to pull through.
- Yes! Yes!
00:54:24.208 --> 00:54:25.208
Yes!
00:54:25.250 --> 00:54:27.541
What's your name?
We're gonna have to bill you.
00:54:27.625 --> 00:54:30.333
Oh, um, this is... this is
Armando the Tooth Fairy,آ stupido.
00:54:30.416 --> 00:54:33.041
- Who?
- Put it on my account! Oh my God.
00:54:33.125 --> 00:54:34.666
- The night begins anew.
- Yeah.
00:54:34.750 --> 00:54:35.791
Oh, wait.
00:54:35.875 --> 00:54:37.458
This is the text I've been waiting for.
00:54:37.500 --> 00:54:38.500
What text?
00:54:38.583 --> 00:54:39.458
It's a surprise.
00:54:39.541 --> 00:54:42.291
Go get organized and get cleaned up.
You smell like shit.
00:54:42.375 --> 00:54:43.708
- I know, it's me. Okay.
- Come on!
00:54:43.708 --> 00:54:45.416
I'm getting everybody out in the backyard.
00:54:45.416 --> 00:54:46.250
- Hurry up!
- I smell.
00:54:46.333 --> 00:54:49.958
So when I heard my best friend and brother
was coming to this birthday party,
00:54:50.041 --> 00:54:51.583
I knew I had to do something special.
00:54:51.666 --> 00:54:52.833
You don't have to do nothing.
00:54:52.875 --> 00:54:55.166
I called in every favor, and now,
00:54:55.791 --> 00:54:57.541
gracing this deck tonight,
00:54:57.625 --> 00:54:59.875
one of the greatest musicians in history
00:54:59.958 --> 00:55:01.541
and a personal hero of Sonny's...
00:55:02.125 --> 00:55:03.291
Seal!
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:09.750
Thanks, Huck brother.
00:55:09.833 --> 00:55:11.291
He's the greatest!
00:55:12.625 --> 00:55:15.125
Hello, Sherman Oaks.
00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:20.375
Okay, be... be...آ bef...
before we get started,
00:55:20.458 --> 00:55:21.833
is there a doctor in the house?
00:55:21.833 --> 00:55:23.750
I... I'm a dermatology resident.
00:55:23.833 --> 00:55:27.708
Actually, I need someone
with a particular speciality.
00:55:28.333 --> 00:55:31.541
Paging... Dr. Silk.
00:55:32.041 --> 00:55:35.041
This is him.
That's his musical personality name.
00:55:35.125 --> 00:55:36.708
Come on up, man. Come on.
00:55:36.791 --> 00:55:39.208
- You want me to come on the...
- He wants to perform with you.
00:55:39.208 --> 00:55:40.666
Stop playing with me, Huck.
00:55:42.833 --> 00:55:45.000
I went in your closet, and I found this.
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:46.916
- Great coat. Great coat.
- Oh my God.
00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:49.458
- How you doing, Silk?
- Good, man. I'm such a big fan.
00:55:49.541 --> 00:55:52.208
- Oh, thank you. You ready for this?
- Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:54.041 --> 00:55:55.791
Had it programmed on my keyboard.
00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:21.625
- Me?
- Take it, Silk. Ready?
00:56:33.041 --> 00:56:35.375
Entering the routing number.
00:56:37.500 --> 00:56:38.833
- It went through.
- Okay.
00:56:39.500 --> 00:56:41.333
Sonny, you're a real mensch.
00:56:41.416 --> 00:56:43.583
And Huck, congratulations.
You're a free man.
00:56:43.666 --> 00:56:45.291
I have no words, Sonny, man. Thank you.
00:56:45.375 --> 00:56:46.666
Is that Seal?
00:56:46.750 --> 00:56:49.375
I saw him play Tel Aviv in 2017.
00:56:49.458 --> 00:56:51.708
Amazing show. I'm gonna ask for a selfie.
00:56:51.916 --> 00:56:53.458
Wow, Seal?
00:56:53.541 --> 00:56:55.833
He did me a favor. He's a sweetheart.
00:56:55.916 --> 00:56:57.541
- Excuse me, Big Dog?
- Yeah?
00:56:57.625 --> 00:56:58.833
I feel you'd wanna know
00:56:58.916 --> 00:57:01.833
there's a bunch
of naked middle-aged people
00:57:01.916 --> 00:57:02.916
in the Jacuzzi.
00:57:02.958 --> 00:57:04.750
Thank you for the heads-up. Damn it.
00:57:04.833 --> 00:57:07.041
- I don't want to body-shame but...
- Hey!
00:57:09.375 --> 00:57:11.250
Jill! Combover Stew! No! Stop it. Stop!
00:57:11.250 --> 00:57:12.083
- Daddy!
- Yeah?
00:57:12.083 --> 00:57:14.500
- Mom, Dad's out back.
- Oh my God. Hey!
00:57:14.583 --> 00:57:17.833
Oh, my goodness, look at you.
What are you doing here?
00:57:17.916 --> 00:57:19.333
I just talked to you in San Juan.
00:57:19.416 --> 00:57:22.791
Armando gave us a lift
on his G5. It was sick.
00:57:22.875 --> 00:57:25.000
Daddy, why did you kill Ole Snappy?
00:57:25.083 --> 00:57:28.125
Wh... what? Who... who's... who's that?
What are you talking about?
00:57:28.208 --> 00:57:29.416
Armando's tortoise.
00:57:29.500 --> 00:57:32.833
He sent a video to Mommy
of you and Uncle Huck running it over.
00:57:32.916 --> 00:57:35.583
- It was unmistakably you.
- Okay, Snappy? Snappy, he's alive.
00:57:35.583 --> 00:57:37.166
- Really?
- Yeah, he... he's fine.
00:57:37.250 --> 00:57:40.083
So it's a misunderstanding. I just gotta...
I'm gonna talk to your mom.
00:57:40.166 --> 00:57:42.958
I'm gonna explain it... Wow.
There she is. Uh-oh. Oh, my.
00:57:43.041 --> 00:57:44.375
- Cannonball!
- Okay.
00:57:44.458 --> 00:57:46.583
Hey, come on, Maya. Maya...
00:57:46.666 --> 00:57:48.291
- Hey, Dash, listen to me.
- What?
00:57:48.333 --> 00:57:50.250
I'm gonna build that Death Star
better than ever.
00:57:50.291 --> 00:57:53.875
You better not break
Hokey Pokey's shell too. You better not!
00:57:53.958 --> 00:57:56.000
It was an accident.
I didn't do it on purpose.
00:57:56.083 --> 00:57:57.083
Wh... Maya!
00:57:57.458 --> 00:57:58.875
Maya, come on!
00:57:59.416 --> 00:58:00.500
Okay, Maya!
00:58:05.750 --> 00:58:07.291
They didn't wanna hang around?
00:58:09.333 --> 00:58:11.750
I feel sick, man.
I need some water or something.
00:58:11.833 --> 00:58:14.500
Whoa, hang with me for a beat.
You just need some fresh air.
00:58:15.166 --> 00:58:17.083
Wait a minute. What is this?
00:58:17.750 --> 00:58:21.750
Hey! Hey, slow down!
There's kids that live in this area!
00:58:21.833 --> 00:58:22.833
Hey!
00:58:23.791 --> 00:58:25.125
Oh my God!
00:58:26.958 --> 00:58:29.541
Whoa! Hey! Hey!
00:58:30.541 --> 00:58:31.541
Hey!
00:58:31.583 --> 00:58:34.000
Oh God! What?
00:58:35.375 --> 00:58:37.000
Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:58:37.083 --> 00:58:39.000
Hey, man! Stop!
00:58:39.083 --> 00:58:40.083
Stop!
00:58:40.625 --> 00:58:42.541
What did I do to you? Hey!
00:58:43.458 --> 00:58:44.458
God!
00:58:44.916 --> 00:58:46.750
Why'd he do that to the Golden Chariot?
00:58:46.833 --> 00:58:49.375
I ain't never did nothing to nobody.
Huck, did you see that?
00:58:50.166 --> 00:58:54.000
Sonny, baby, looks like it's time
for that 2022 Honda Odyssey.
00:58:54.083 --> 00:58:55.000
What?
00:58:55.083 --> 00:58:56.083
Hit-and-run, baby.
00:58:56.625 --> 00:58:58.541
Your insurance will cover a replacement.
00:58:58.625 --> 00:59:01.208
That's my boy, Wade.
He's big into monster trucks.
00:59:01.291 --> 00:59:02.208
He did me a solid.
00:59:02.291 --> 00:59:05.791
You, my friend, you're gonna be driving
that sweet new ride by week's end.
00:59:06.791 --> 00:59:09.000
Let me... let me just...
let me sit with it for a second.
00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:10.541
You gotta have that Odyssey, baby.
00:59:10.625 --> 00:59:13.208
I know what I... Let me process it, Huck.
00:59:13.833 --> 00:59:16.083
Just let me... let me process everything.
00:59:16.166 --> 00:59:18.250
Let me just... let me just stay with it.
00:59:18.333 --> 00:59:20.791
I know you're upset about Maya,
but when she sees the Odyssey,
00:59:20.833 --> 00:59:22.041
she's gonna fall back in love.
00:59:22.083 --> 00:59:23.291
Just give me a second, please.
00:59:23.333 --> 00:59:23.875
- All right, but I just wanna...
- That was a blast, boys.
00:59:23.875 --> 00:59:24.916
- All right, but I just wanna...
- That was a blast, boys.
00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:26.375
Sonny, Huck gave me your album.
00:59:26.458 --> 00:59:29.291
If I can find a CD player,
I'll give it a spin.
00:59:29.375 --> 00:59:32.333
- Wow. Uh, thank you so much, man.
- You're welcome.
00:59:32.416 --> 00:59:35.250
Anyway, my Lyft's about two minutes away,
so if we can settle up?
00:59:35.333 --> 00:59:36.583
Hey, great set, bud.
00:59:36.666 --> 00:59:38.833
You're welcome. Okay. Adios.
00:59:38.916 --> 00:59:39.958
All right. Adios, Seal.
00:59:40.041 --> 00:59:41.583
Will you pass that on to the label, huh?
00:59:41.583 --> 00:59:44.416
Seal. He's taking a Lyft.
I love that. He's so humble.
00:59:44.500 --> 00:59:45.708
Why did you just give him a check, Huck?
00:59:45.708 --> 00:59:49.541
- Well, he did. He did us a favor.
- Then why'd you give him a check?
00:59:49.625 --> 00:59:53.416
Dude, the guy usually gets a hundred grand
to do 20 minutes at a corporate event.
00:59:53.500 --> 00:59:55.750
I got him to do
his whole set for twelve-five.
00:59:55.833 --> 00:59:59.125
- It's half the money I paid for my effigy.
- It's not a favor, Huck.
00:59:59.208 --> 01:00:00.750
God, man.
01:00:00.833 --> 01:00:01.833
You never change.
01:00:01.875 --> 01:00:02.791
You're a mess.
01:00:02.875 --> 01:00:04.375
- Wow.
- Yes.
01:00:04.458 --> 01:00:06.750
- Tell me how you really feel.
- That's how I feel, Huck.
01:00:06.833 --> 01:00:09.750
I'm not gonna lose a friend over money.
I'll pay Stan Berman back myself.
01:00:10.333 --> 01:00:11.333
I'm done with you, man.
01:00:11.375 --> 01:00:13.041
Why... We're just getting started, Sonny.
01:00:13.875 --> 01:00:16.708
Finally. Goddamn. By myself.
01:00:26.625 --> 01:00:30.916
Maya, listen,
I will get the money back. I promise.
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:33.083
Sonny... it's the money,
01:00:33.166 --> 01:00:35.583
it's... it's breaking into Armando's house.
01:00:35.666 --> 01:00:38.625
I mean, I just...
I feel like I don't know you.
01:00:38.708 --> 01:00:41.250
First of all, that's not even me.
You know that.
01:00:41.333 --> 01:00:43.250
That's Huck and his influence.
01:00:43.333 --> 01:00:46.708
All right? He's got me doing a bunch
of stupid shit that I'm not doing anymore.
01:00:46.791 --> 01:00:49.875
I'm done with that.
I'm back to being the Sonny of old.
01:00:49.958 --> 01:00:52.666
The... the... the Sonny that's a super dad.
01:00:52.750 --> 01:00:54.500
But... but maybe that's not what you want.
01:00:54.583 --> 01:00:56.916
Why would you say that?
That's exactly what I want.
01:00:56.916 --> 01:00:58.375
Maya, can you come home?
01:00:58.875 --> 01:01:01.875
Sonny, I think
we need a little time.
01:01:02.375 --> 01:01:03.833
We're gonna come home.
01:01:04.500 --> 01:01:06.625
You should find someplace else to stay.
01:01:06.708 --> 01:01:08.000
I have an idea.
01:01:08.083 --> 01:01:08.958
What the...
01:01:09.041 --> 01:01:10.333
You can stay with us.
01:01:10.416 --> 01:01:11.625
Are you kidding me?
01:01:11.708 --> 01:01:13.458
Alan, did you sleep in my laundry room?
01:01:13.541 --> 01:01:16.125
Yeah. On second thought,
Rita's gonna have my ass
01:01:16.208 --> 01:01:18.541
if she wakes up
at Legoland and I'm not there.
01:01:19.041 --> 01:01:20.708
She'll take away my PS5.
01:01:21.250 --> 01:01:22.291
Get out of my house.
01:01:22.375 --> 01:01:24.375
Okay. I love you, Son.
01:01:33.625 --> 01:01:35.041
Hey, buddy.
01:01:35.125 --> 01:01:37.541
I really appreciate you
letting me stay here, man.
01:01:37.625 --> 01:01:40.208
You know, me and Maya, we talked, right?
01:01:40.291 --> 01:01:45.875
And we just feel like a little space
is probably best for us right now.
01:01:45.958 --> 01:01:47.958
You stay as long as you want, Big Dog.
01:01:48.041 --> 01:01:50.500
- Appreciate you.
- I got you. My house is your house.
01:01:50.583 --> 01:01:52.083
Come on. You like honey?
01:01:52.166 --> 01:01:54.916
- Uh, yeah.
- 'Cause I put that shit on everything.
01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:56.166
You ever have fried honey?
01:01:57.375 --> 01:02:00.625
We gotta focus, everybody.
We have to focus.
01:02:00.625 --> 01:02:02.666
Okay? All right, Linus,
I'm gonna count you in.
01:02:02.750 --> 01:02:03.916
Okay.
01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:07.875
Two, three, two, three, four.
01:02:20.375 --> 01:02:22.708
Ava, come on, we have to go!
01:02:22.791 --> 01:02:25.541
Mom, I don't want a Pop-Tart.
I want a smoothie.
01:02:25.625 --> 01:02:27.958
- You want...
- 'Cause Dad always makes a smoothie.
01:02:28.041 --> 01:02:30.000
You know what? An apple has more fiber.
01:02:30.083 --> 01:02:33.333
- Here, Mommy.
- You're a big girl. You carry it. Come on.
01:02:33.416 --> 01:02:35.833
All right. Let's go. Oh shit, my...
01:02:35.916 --> 01:02:36.833
Mom, come on!
01:02:36.916 --> 01:02:38.541
I'm coming!آ I'm coming!
01:02:38.625 --> 01:02:39.958
- This you?
- Yes!
01:02:39.958 --> 01:02:41.625
- Nah!
- Hey, you know what's crazy?
01:02:41.708 --> 01:02:43.541
- Yo, what?
- I didn't have to pay anything.
01:02:43.625 --> 01:02:46.166
Insurance covered the whole thing.
Look, look, look, look, look.
01:02:47.541 --> 01:02:49.875
- Hello!
- You didn't even touch the handle, bro!
01:02:49.958 --> 01:02:52.500
You didn't touch the handle, bro!
01:02:54.083 --> 01:02:58.125
It's perfect.
Oh, we are gonna crush trivia night.
01:02:59.041 --> 01:03:02.041
- Guys!
- There's no way that dude is 44.
01:03:02.125 --> 01:03:06.041
When I get hella old, I hope
I'm not crashing on some kid's couch.
01:03:06.125 --> 01:03:08.500
I don't think the Big Dog's
ever gonna see that money again.
01:03:08.541 --> 01:03:09.375
No.
01:03:09.458 --> 01:03:12.125
I wonder if my grandpa's retirement home
needs a new rec director.
01:03:12.208 --> 01:03:14.083
- Yes!
- He'd be so good at that.
01:03:14.083 --> 01:03:16.375
- I bet grandmas would love Huck.
- Stupid!
01:03:16.416 --> 01:03:18.625
Yes. Cougarsexual.
01:03:35.250 --> 01:03:36.625
Snappy.
01:03:38.458 --> 01:03:39.458
Hey.
01:03:39.833 --> 01:03:41.708
I just came over to apologize, man.
01:03:42.208 --> 01:03:43.833
I really got outside myself.
01:03:43.916 --> 01:03:46.500
You know, I let this thing
between you and I get way out of hand.
01:03:46.583 --> 01:03:47.916
What thing between you and I?
01:03:48.000 --> 01:03:50.333
This back and forth, this chess match.
01:03:50.833 --> 01:03:52.666
- This rivalry.
- Rivalry?
01:03:52.750 --> 01:03:56.458
Dude, you took a seaplane to go see Maya
when she was with my kids at my in-laws.
01:03:56.541 --> 01:03:58.583
- I wanted Maya's opinion on that island.
- Why?
01:03:58.666 --> 01:04:00.333
Why is Maya's opinion so valuable to you?
01:04:00.375 --> 01:04:02.958
Because she's one of the best architects
in the world, Sonny.
01:04:03.541 --> 01:04:05.500
And because she has become my best friend.
01:04:05.583 --> 01:04:08.083
- Maya is your best friend?
- She's my bestie, Sonny.
01:04:08.833 --> 01:04:10.208
Well, now I feel like a...
01:04:10.791 --> 01:04:12.916
- Yeah, well, you should.
- Like a jackass.
01:04:13.458 --> 01:04:14.458
Yeah.
01:04:14.875 --> 01:04:17.750
You can be anything you wanna be.
01:04:17.833 --> 01:04:22.250
You can be
absolutely anything you wanna be.
01:04:22.333 --> 01:04:24.208
And all these...
01:04:25.791 --> 01:04:27.541
Hey, what's up, man?
01:04:27.625 --> 01:04:28.458
Hey, Dad.
01:04:28.541 --> 01:04:30.625
Guess what?
Guess who's closing the talent show?
01:04:30.708 --> 01:04:32.250
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready.
01:04:32.333 --> 01:04:33.750
You, son.
01:04:33.833 --> 01:04:36.041
This is the perk
of your dad being the director.
01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:37.666
I gue... I guess so.
01:04:37.750 --> 01:04:40.458
All right, well, I'll let you get back
to those keys, Mr. Closer.
01:04:40.541 --> 01:04:42.083
Yeah, Mr. Closer.
01:04:42.166 --> 01:04:43.333
All right, love you, son.
01:04:43.416 --> 01:04:44.750
- Good night, Dad.
- Night.
01:04:44.791 --> 01:04:46.291
Aw, shit.
01:04:55.916 --> 01:04:56.916
Wow!
01:05:02.166 --> 01:05:03.166
Linus.
01:05:04.458 --> 01:05:05.708
That was shit.
01:05:06.708 --> 01:05:08.583
We're gonna go again from the top.
01:05:08.666 --> 01:05:11.000
You guys heard Mr. Fisher.
We're gonna do it again.
01:05:11.083 --> 01:05:14.083
That's right.
This time, put your heart into it.
01:05:14.166 --> 01:05:15.458
I know it's in there.
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:19.708
Take me on a flight.
Let's go! Two, three, four.
01:05:25.083 --> 01:05:26.375
Stop it! Take five.
01:05:26.458 --> 01:05:28.166
'Cause, you're not... You're tired.
01:05:37.833 --> 01:05:40.875
So let's turn these around
so the customer can see them.
01:05:40.958 --> 01:05:44.250
Oh, the man of the hour. I am so excited.
01:05:44.333 --> 01:05:46.375
I'm gonna try my best,
Crossing Guard Lenore.
01:05:46.458 --> 01:05:49.708
Hey, could you fill in for me
next month while I'm on vacation?
01:05:49.791 --> 01:05:53.041
My husband's taking me
to Sandals Barbados for our anniversary.
01:05:53.125 --> 01:05:55.500
Husband? I thought you were divorced.
01:05:55.583 --> 01:05:57.958
Let me guess,
you heard I'm a sad old woman
01:05:58.041 --> 01:06:00.375
who bought her reflective vest on Amazon?
01:06:00.458 --> 01:06:02.416
ean, people talk.
That doesn't mean I listen.
01:06:02.500 --> 01:06:05.416
Sonny, I've been happily married
for 35 years.
01:06:05.500 --> 01:06:07.666
And yeah, school crossing guard.
01:06:07.750 --> 01:06:11.666
I mean, nowhere near the excitementآ I had
when I was a field agent at the Bureau.
01:06:11.750 --> 01:06:13.541
But I love giving back to my community.
01:06:13.625 --> 01:06:15.208
You know about that.
01:06:16.250 --> 01:06:17.250
Break a leg.
01:06:18.166 --> 01:06:19.166
Damn it, Alan.
01:06:28.625 --> 01:06:31.916
Hi, um, my name is Dash.
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:34.125
Little Silk. Little Silk.
01:06:34.666 --> 01:06:35.708
Uh, Little Silk.
01:06:36.250 --> 01:06:41.500
Um, I'll be playing "A Thousand Miles"
by Vanessa Carlton.
01:06:49.375 --> 01:06:50.916
Sorry, I'll get it right.
01:06:54.125 --> 01:06:56.625
Let me show you.
Let me help you. Let me help you.
01:06:57.125 --> 01:06:58.958
One second. One second, guys.
Let me show you.
01:06:59.583 --> 01:07:00.583
Look. Remember?
01:07:02.458 --> 01:07:03.666
- Look at my hands.
- Dad.
01:07:03.750 --> 01:07:05.541
- I'm looking at 'em, but I...
- Okay.
01:07:05.625 --> 01:07:06.500
Just stop!
01:07:06.583 --> 01:07:08.625
What do you mean, just stop?
Come on, buddy.
01:07:08.666 --> 01:07:11.625
I hate piano,
and I wish you never made me do this!
01:07:16.750 --> 01:07:19.583
Dad, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
01:07:19.666 --> 01:07:20.666
You're right.
01:07:21.541 --> 01:07:24.541
I made this all about me,
and I... and I shouldn't have done that.
01:07:24.625 --> 01:07:28.833
I... I just wanted to... I wanted
to put on the best talent show.
01:07:28.916 --> 01:07:31.250
Same way I wanted
to chair every committee,
01:07:31.958 --> 01:07:33.416
chaperone every field trip.
01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:34.500
I just wanted...
01:07:34.916 --> 01:07:36.791
I wanted you guys to think
that I had value.
01:07:38.083 --> 01:07:42.333
In me doing that, I think I pushed away
the most important people in my life.
01:07:42.416 --> 01:07:45.958
The ones that I love,
you, your mother, I...
01:07:46.875 --> 01:07:47.875
My best friend.
01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:51.625
I mean, guys, I did a lot of stuff
that I'm not proud of.
01:07:51.708 --> 01:07:54.250
I took a shit in my wife's client bed!
01:07:54.333 --> 01:07:57.250
Yeah, put a nice steamy nugget
on his pillow.
01:07:57.333 --> 01:07:59.375
Why? I don't know.
01:07:59.458 --> 01:08:02.333
Stole all the man's left shoes.
He can't replace those.
01:08:02.833 --> 01:08:05.916
Put a spatula in my ass and put it back.
01:08:06.000 --> 01:08:08.250
I hope he didn't use it again,
but if he did,
01:08:09.375 --> 01:08:10.208
he ate ass!
01:08:10.291 --> 01:08:11.708
And guess what?
01:08:11.791 --> 01:08:13.875
This type of stuff ends today.
01:08:13.958 --> 01:08:15.416
It ends now. So, Alan!
01:08:15.500 --> 01:08:17.625
- Yeah?
- Buddy, it starts with you.
01:08:18.166 --> 01:08:20.166
In addition to filling in
for Crossing Guard Lenore
01:08:20.208 --> 01:08:22.500
while she goes on vacation
with her husband,
01:08:22.583 --> 01:08:25.916
uh, which is news to me,
because you told me that she was divorced.
01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:29.416
Well, I heard... You're a... you're a liar.
01:08:29.500 --> 01:08:32.125
My son, Justin, he's the one
that said they got a divorce.
01:08:32.208 --> 01:08:34.041
- Yeah. Blame our child.
- That's not me.
01:08:34.125 --> 01:08:37.083
What I want you to do, Alan,
I want you to take over Cafأ© Fridays.
01:08:37.166 --> 01:08:38.375
- I gotta...
- He'll do it.
01:08:38.458 --> 01:08:39.500
- Babe!
- He's available.
01:08:39.583 --> 01:08:42.041
And to the kids out there
that didn't make the cut,
01:08:42.125 --> 01:08:44.458
you come on up here
and put your talent on display too,
01:08:44.541 --> 01:08:47.875
because that's what it's about.
It's about you having fun, and I'm sorry.
01:08:48.458 --> 01:08:50.916
I'm sorry that I tried
to take that away. And son,
01:08:51.416 --> 01:08:53.875
I owe you a huge apology.
01:08:54.541 --> 01:08:55.541
Huge.
01:08:56.041 --> 01:08:59.291
- I'm sorry, and I love you. Okay?
- I love you too.
01:08:59.375 --> 01:09:02.791
All right. Hey, man, now listen.
I want you to do whatever you want to do.
01:09:02.875 --> 01:09:05.250
If you wanna sing, you wanna dance,
01:09:11.416 --> 01:09:12.416
Scoot over?
01:09:14.666 --> 01:09:15.666
Yeah.
01:09:19.958 --> 01:09:21.000
Nice speech.
01:09:21.541 --> 01:09:23.666
Thank you.
01:09:25.000 --> 01:09:26.500
Look, Maya, I'm, uh...
01:09:27.666 --> 01:09:31.333
I'm really sorry that I lent Huck
that money without talking to you first.
01:09:32.333 --> 01:09:34.916
Sonny, what hurt me so much is that...
01:09:36.250 --> 01:09:41.291
I don't know, we... we... we always
talk about those kinds of things together.
01:09:42.708 --> 01:09:43.750
Yeah.
01:09:44.333 --> 01:09:46.458
I really think
that you should call Armando back
01:09:46.541 --> 01:09:48.250
and consider taking that job,
01:09:48.833 --> 01:09:50.208
starting your own firm.
01:09:51.291 --> 01:09:52.416
You know, Sonny...
01:09:55.166 --> 01:09:58.333
the way you take care
of our family, it is... it's...
01:10:00.083 --> 01:10:01.166
it's hard.
01:10:01.250 --> 01:10:03.458
You know, Dash is right, you are...
01:10:04.625 --> 01:10:05.875
well, you're the glue.
01:10:06.958 --> 01:10:09.916
I can't even imagine
starting my own firm without you
01:10:11.125 --> 01:10:12.125
in my corner.
01:10:12.875 --> 01:10:15.041
Look, Maya, I promise you that, uh,
01:10:16.625 --> 01:10:17.625
I got your back.
01:10:17.958 --> 01:10:19.333
I love you, Sonny.
01:10:19.416 --> 01:10:20.416
Love you too.
01:10:26.583 --> 01:10:28.208
I can't believe I cut this kid.
01:10:28.708 --> 01:10:29.958
You cut this kid?
01:10:30.041 --> 01:10:31.916
I'm such a dick.
01:10:35.916 --> 01:10:38.833
Stan Berman? What is this?
01:10:38.916 --> 01:10:42.666
Hey, Huck, I just got this alert
that Stan Berman returned my money.
01:10:42.750 --> 01:10:45.500
Is everything okay?
Anyway, I really need to talk to you.
01:10:45.583 --> 01:10:48.375
Something just went down
in Dash's talent show,
01:10:48.458 --> 01:10:51.083
and it got me to thinking, man,
just about some things that I did
01:10:51.166 --> 01:10:53.333
and... and what I said to you
and that I was wrong.
01:10:53.416 --> 01:10:54.791
I wanna apologize.
01:10:54.875 --> 01:10:56.500
But not like this. Face-to-face.
01:10:57.416 --> 01:10:58.666
Where you at, Huck?
01:10:59.333 --> 01:11:00.333
The marina?
01:11:01.708 --> 01:11:04.208
Oh my God,
Stan's about to go butcher on his ass.
01:11:04.708 --> 01:11:06.375
I'm coming, Huck. I'm coming.
01:11:16.750 --> 01:11:18.666
Oh God, Huck's in trouble.
01:11:18.750 --> 01:11:20.916
I needed backup.
I didn't know who else to call.
01:11:21.541 --> 01:11:23.875
I got you, Big Dog.
Let's go whoop some ass.
01:11:23.958 --> 01:11:26.916
- No, we're not whooping no ass. Come on!
- Then why did I bring this?
01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:30.875
I got some... some nunchucks
and a taser and some pepper spray.
01:11:30.958 --> 01:11:34.666
What are you doing?
No, we don't need that. What is that?
01:11:34.750 --> 01:11:35.750
Throwing stars.
01:11:36.333 --> 01:11:38.541
- Just...
- Just give me two of them.
01:11:38.625 --> 01:11:41.791
Eddie, get the lobsters first
before you get the guns.
01:11:41.875 --> 01:11:45.250
It's gonna melt. Come on, chop-chop.
We gotta go guys, all right?
01:12:02.166 --> 01:12:03.875
- That's Dorito.
- That's the bitch?
01:12:03.958 --> 01:12:05.458
- Yeah.
- Do you want me to fight her?
01:12:05.500 --> 01:12:06.916
No, she got a flamethrower.
01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:08.583
- Oh shit!
- Come on.
01:12:08.666 --> 01:12:09.666
Duck down.
01:12:11.041 --> 01:12:12.791
Is that blood?
01:12:12.875 --> 01:12:14.500
Oh my God, that sounds like a bone saw.
01:12:14.583 --> 01:12:15.625
- Oh my God!
- Huck!
01:12:15.708 --> 01:12:19.083
- I'm coming to save you, Huck!
- I got two throwing stars and Thelma!
01:12:19.166 --> 01:12:21.500
Oh, thank God.
01:12:21.583 --> 01:12:22.958
What are you guys doing?
01:12:23.041 --> 01:12:25.708
- What do you mean? Thelma, go stand guard.
- Okay.
01:12:26.041 --> 01:12:28.250
Dude, I thought
you was getting murdered, man.
01:12:28.333 --> 01:12:30.041
I just saw somebody covered in blood.
01:12:30.125 --> 01:12:32.500
No, we had
a strawberry daiquiri incident, stupid.
01:12:32.583 --> 01:12:34.083
Why are you making daiquiris, Huck?
01:12:34.166 --> 01:12:36.458
'Cause, it's my job.
What do you think I'm doing?
01:12:36.541 --> 01:12:40.083
You know, I made a deal with Stan Berman
to pay you your $47,000 back,
01:12:40.166 --> 01:12:41.583
and now I'm working off my debt.
01:12:41.666 --> 01:12:44.500
His business is taking him to Yemen,
so that's where I'm gonna move.
01:12:44.583 --> 01:12:45.625
Yemen?
01:12:45.708 --> 01:12:46.875
Yeah, Yemen.
01:12:46.958 --> 01:12:49.041
Huck, your life is here.
01:12:49.125 --> 01:12:49.958
- Really?
- Yes.
01:12:50.041 --> 01:12:52.291
Well, I have no career, no family,
01:12:52.375 --> 01:12:55.750
and you were right, Sonny,
I'm no Clooney, and I'm okay with it.
01:12:55.833 --> 01:12:57.916
Stop comparing yourself to Clooney.
01:12:58.000 --> 01:13:00.500
Wanna know what I learned today
at Dash's talent show?
01:13:00.583 --> 01:13:04.083
I learned that I have to embrace myself
and the people I love for who they are.
01:13:04.166 --> 01:13:06.791
Bringing people closer together,
Huck, that's your gift.
01:13:06.875 --> 01:13:08.625
- That's what you do.
- Don't do this to me.
01:13:08.625 --> 01:13:10.875
- I'm not doing...
- Don't do this to me right now, okay?
01:13:10.875 --> 01:13:13.958
This is my way out.
I got us into this. I'm gonna get us out.
01:13:14.041 --> 01:13:17.041
Okay? Get off the bow,
and let me go batten down the hatches
01:13:17.125 --> 01:13:18.291
and all that other boat talk.
01:13:18.333 --> 01:13:19.333
What?
01:13:20.041 --> 01:13:21.625
Huck, can you hear me out, please?
01:13:21.708 --> 01:13:22.875
I'm busy.
01:13:22.958 --> 01:13:25.708
You're opening and closing
the door, not battening anything.
01:13:25.791 --> 01:13:28.500
Huck, listen, there...
there's another way out.
01:13:28.583 --> 01:13:31.416
And you're great at throwing parties.
That's what you do well.
01:13:31.500 --> 01:13:34.041
And you know what I'm great at?
Entertaining kids.
01:13:34.125 --> 01:13:37.583
So here's my plan.
I go, I give Stan back the money.
01:13:37.666 --> 01:13:41.541
Right? And you and I, we start a business
where we throw kids' parties.
01:13:41.625 --> 01:13:45.458
We'll make the money back in no time.
I'll get you off the goddamn boat.
01:13:45.541 --> 01:13:47.583
We'll put that stuff behind us.
How does that sound?
01:13:49.833 --> 01:13:52.750
I love you, buddy.
I don't want to go to Yemen.
01:13:52.833 --> 01:13:54.583
- I know you...
- Let's go, idiots!
01:13:54.583 --> 01:13:59.625
Yo, I just took the biggest shit
in the loan shark's bed.
01:13:59.708 --> 01:14:00.833
Why would you do that?
01:14:00.916 --> 01:14:03.541
I thought we were doing
the little annoying things like before,
01:14:03.625 --> 01:14:05.166
you know, like it's our thing?
01:14:09.041 --> 01:14:11.250
You know how long it took me
to set this table?
01:14:12.083 --> 01:14:13.875
How long's it gonna take to mess it up?
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:16.541
This lobster needs to be free.
01:14:16.625 --> 01:14:17.916
Yeah!
01:14:18.000 --> 01:14:19.416
He likes it spicy.
01:14:19.500 --> 01:14:20.666
Look at this, guys.
01:14:21.375 --> 01:14:23.750
Oh my God.
01:14:23.833 --> 01:14:25.000
Here, man, have a little dick pepper?
Watch out!
01:14:26.208 --> 01:14:27.750
Okay, so this is mine. We gotta go
'cause I got pepper on my dick.
01:14:27.833 --> 01:14:29.125
- We gotta go.
- Sorry about that.
01:14:29.125 --> 01:14:30.916
- Come on! Come on!
- Yeah!
01:14:34.125 --> 01:14:35.583
Hey, hey, got some iced tea for you.
01:14:35.666 --> 01:14:36.875
- Don't even ask, Mom.
- Right on time. Thank you.
01:14:36.875 --> 01:14:37.000
- Don't even ask, Mom.
- Right on time. Thank you.
01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:38.291
Maya, Sonny,
01:14:38.375 --> 01:14:41.583
your relationship has been my inspiration.
01:14:41.666 --> 01:14:42.666
Oh my God.
01:14:42.708 --> 01:14:46.958
Yeah. So I thought you twoآ should be
the first to see my new erotic novel.
01:14:46.958 --> 01:14:49.375
- Oh, you see, um...
- Wow. Behind the Queen.
01:14:49.458 --> 01:14:50.458
- Yes.
- Yeah.
01:14:50.958 --> 01:14:52.208
Have you read the book, Pops?
01:14:52.291 --> 01:14:54.875
Read it? I lived it.
01:14:54.958 --> 01:14:57.500
- That's enough. Can I talk to you?
- I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:14:57.583 --> 01:14:59.916
- You want me to sign it for you?
- No, no, I don't.
01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:02.708
Dudes, I just felt a serious connection
with your friend Jill.
01:15:03.416 --> 01:15:06.416
- Well, that's nice, Huck. I like it.
- Well, well. Hey, Jill.
01:15:06.416 --> 01:15:07.500
- Hey, Jill!
- How's the ex-husband?
01:15:07.583 --> 01:15:09.291
He living. I don't know.
01:15:09.375 --> 01:15:11.125
And the two boys under ten,
how they doing?
01:15:11.208 --> 01:15:15.000
- Raising themselves at this point.
- Good. Glad the whole team is fine.
01:15:15.083 --> 01:15:17.583
- We are fine.
- What do you mean, two boys under ten?
01:15:17.666 --> 01:15:20.250
- She got a whole situation.
- What? Stepdad Huck.
01:15:20.333 --> 01:15:21.958
- No.
- That's such a Clooney move.
01:15:22.041 --> 01:15:23.875
- She's a sweetheart.
- Does he have step-kids?
01:15:23.916 --> 01:15:27.041
No, he doesn't.
Clooney doesn't have step-kids.
01:15:27.125 --> 01:15:28.125
I'm gonna do it.
01:15:28.208 --> 01:15:29.541
Before I'm 60...
01:15:29.625 --> 01:15:30.541
You're gonna do it?
01:15:30.625 --> 01:15:31.458
I'm gonna have one of these.
01:15:31.458 --> 01:15:33.041
I gotta... I gotta get him away from Jill.
01:15:33.041 --> 01:15:38.041
2061
01:35:33,418 --> 01:35:38,418